END OF THE WORLD THEORY, PARROT SOLVES MURDER, WHISTLING MAN URBAN LEGEND - JUMPERS JUMP EP.101
[Music]. oh there's so much to talk about today. bro there's actually so much to talk. about now that I think about it because. we've never addressed what the [ __ ] is. going on right now what do you mean. what's going on right we caught what's. going on with Kanye oh like the it's. going crazy I mean yeah but that's like. what's your take what's your take I want. to I want to hear your opinion on it. it's like I'm so desensitized to Kanye. at this point because you can just say.
whatever yeah because when I seen that. um the [ __ ] where it's like uh White. lives matter I was like oh my God here. we go again you think he's just doing. everything for attention or he has. something he's trying to get across to. it I think he's publicizing something. for something he's gonna drop later on I. think he needs the attention back and. he's gonna drop something soon whether. that be an album or or shoes or anything. because there's in the 48 Laws of Power. there's one law that says. command attention at all costs yeah.
whether it be good publicity or bad. publicity because no matter what if. you're talking he's relevant this guy's. never disappeared yeah yeah never. disappeared never for example six nine. even though he had so much controversy. against him you're still talking about. him this guy's still relevant that's. true where did he go though he's not. he's not he's no longer you just stop. dropping music but when you're that rich. you just dip them I think I think the. the best thing you can do is get your. fill of richness I guess. like you get your fill of richness Fame.
yeah and then and then you you you dip I. mean that is that is the way to go. because if I don't feel like I feel like. nobody wants to be in the Limelight for. so long you feel me because it's. dangerous or why exactly yeah because. it's like um uh even uh The Tick Tock. you sent me today about the industry. it's so weird oh that's cool you said. you sent me the weirdest [ __ ] yeah yeah. yeah because Dante Bosco remember you. said he I think he lost a family member. it's like [ __ ] man it's like as soon as. you sign some contracts boom they'll. take it away from you you have to. sacrifice this for that yeah the details.
weren't weren't said in that video that. I sent you oh okay but it's it's a very. real thing you hear all the time where. celebrities I think Miley Cyrus's dad. during the whole Hannah Montana like. boom yeah he said in an article Satan is. attacking my family like he said that. straight up yeah and it's what's for him. to say that right what's relevant to. right now did you say YK Osiris on live. nah he's literally like uh I don't want. to I don't wanna um be alive no more I.
want someone to take me out he was. online holy [ __ ] why I'm so depressed. like and he said I'm gonna be at this. mall if someone wants to rob me come get. me and I know and I know this is not no. publicity stunt because he's not. dropping music so yeah he's not really. dropping music yeah I think he wants to. get out the industry this bad that's why. he's not dropping music no more [ __ ]. it's so hard to know for sure Gavin. because you see it you hear all these. things but you have to like put yourself. in that position to really see it. exactly in yeah in that sense [ __ ] and.
you can't experience it until it happens. to you yeah and then you tell that story. it's like ghosts it's literally like. ghosts holy [ __ ] it's really like you. can't tell a ghost story unless like the. ghost story happens to you and then. you're like oh [ __ ] go surreal because. you can hear about ghost stories yeah. and then you can be scared about ghosts. until it actually happens and you're. like [ __ ] this is what I've learned. about real [ __ ] so you go into the. industry blind like if you want fame you. go into the ship blind like I finally. understand why now says all this [ __ ]. about Fame man it's like I would rather.
have the money than the faves. before I never really used to to realize. like what that meant from us like [ __ ]. yo because I was thinking about it last. night bro this [ __ ] gets deep I remember. jet told me this before but there's such. things as social media assassins oh no. you heard about that you know what that. is no like you post your location they. come for you no not even that not even. in that sense okay so we talked a little. bit before how um you can always get. blackmailed you can get caught on camera. doing some dumb [ __ ] right for sure what.
if there's someone like a head boss like. a head of this group that will. specifically put really pretty women in. your circle. and then they're like sleeper agents. check this out sleeper agent so when the. time comes and the time they need dirt. on you yeah they pull some crazy [ __ ] on. you because they're already in your. circle without you knowing them. and then they catch you on camera doing. some dumb [ __ ] yeah and they have you.
for the rest of your life though. oh [ __ ] I can't even I can't even pledge. for [ __ ] David dobrik but I feel like. in LA especially like why do you think. so much parties happen in L.A do you. know Koi larae No More parties in L.A. yeah yeah yeah. she doesn't want it she don't want to be. a part of that no more that's why I was. like [ __ ] well we still haven't been. there.
no no. I I don't like I want to get the shot on. my chest too because it's like I've had. my fair share of talking to influencers. bro and it's like. the energy is so crazy it's different. it's different you you feel it it's like. oh they talk about money money and money. fam that is coming from the social media. and how much more money we can make yeah. and I'm like fam can you not talk about. like what you did today like with me. it's like or have a normal conversation.
like bro sometimes I feel bad like like. my heart goes out no you know why though. it's because it's because I I have to I. have to stick out for my fellow. influencers because look influencing. like being a social media influencer. yeah it's almost like we don't have a. break. it you you close your eyes you go to bed. when you wake up you're still working. you're on your phone on Tick Tock yeah. you're still working you're on Instagram. you're still working though okay there's. no there's no day there's no hours. there's no second where you're like that.
I'm not off the clock because you can be. I feel like that's very like. because for me I would rather be doing. that than a nine to five so that [ __ ]. doesn't even well yeah to work yeah it. depends on the type of person you are. yeah depends the type of person you are. because a lot of people they can't. handle they can't schedule their own. thoughts in their head sometimes they're. overwhelmed with [ __ ] that is true even. just little things this is the greatest. example I give to everybody about being. an influencer yeah look think about it. next time you post a pic you go ahead. post a pic on your Instagram and then.
you look at the likes oh [ __ ] they liked. it they liked evolve bar put it you put. your phone away and then you're tempted. oh let me pick it up let me look at who. liked it again now imagine that but. every single day yeah and then like. quadruple the amount of people ten times. around like you know what I mean yeah so. you're gonna constantly get notification. notification notification yeah that is. true and constantly be judged by people. whatever not I I don't care about it. yeah personally I don't give a [ __ ] but. there's some people that can't handle. that too I know and that's the ones that.
that it consumes their daily life so. it's like I guess if you guys want to be. influenced you got to know what comes. with it before you choose that life. right yeah and it's crazy because like I. think Instagram might I because they. added stories you know on your stories. before you couldn't like a story but now. that I think that adding more dopamine. was like now you can you can get likes. from stories not just post now and and. they added that um little note thingy I. I bet you that they're gonna add likes. to that too because right now you can't. like the the thing you can only reply I.
told you the moment they add [ __ ] um. forums Forum yeah it's wrapped yeah with. likes but the moment the moment they add. form it's raps. [ __ ] I find myself like this is what. I hate bro I hate how working addictive. it is because I'll be on Instagram Rios. yeah I'm scrolling through and then okay. that shit's done with and let's go to. the next app Tick Tock. yeah it's the same [ __ ] all right close.
that YouTube now YouTube has short. shorts [ __ ] bro I'm sucked in a third. time. because if you have Snapchat Snapchat. has stories like this SnapChat has like. that swipe up [ __ ] too oh like that I. deleted Snapchat I deleted Snapchat a. long time ago if you still have Snapchat. when you're in your 20 when you're in. University you're still a child like you. haven't grown from that it all depends. the type of person you are nah you're. either a frat person or like you thing. you uh what do you call this you you're. just like in your home he's trying to.
say you're a hoe yeah. that's what he's trying to say not found. they're not they're not necessarily. because sometimes you just have your. close friends on it I guess I guess okay. I have a question for you ready even be. real has that swipe up [ __ ] fam oh yeah. be real okay what's your take on be real. real quick be real yeah let's talk about. like current events right now because we. barely do that [ __ ] I don't have be real. but I [ __ ] with it low-key I don't mess. with how it whenever you take a be real. it puts your exact location that's the. only thing I don't [ __ ] put your. exact location yeah so it's like if.
you're in muskok and you take a b-real. Muskoka Ontario located damn what the. [ __ ] so so I don't know if there's mans. out there like serial killers that Lily. can go on to be real and and. Toronto boom I know this where this. person at this time yeah because it. gives you that exact uh time where it's. posted yeah yeah that's kind of crazy. yo because I was thinking bro yeah cause. now now that like people will kind of. recognize Us in in weird places yeah I. went I wasn't like Jane and Finch area.
oh no and we went to go um this spot. like El Jefe it's kind of close to uh. York University yeah have you been there. I've heard of it I've never heard it. when he was in this ghetto ass it's like. a ghetto ass mall right yeah the food is. fire yeah owner's Filipino but anyways. walking through this mall and. I already have like the heebie-jeebies. yeah like kind of kind of on my guard. just in case yeah but I'm walking. through and this is like these four like. super tall guys bro and I'm I'm with my.
cousins with me I don't have no boys. with me so if anything goes down. maybe on my ones but I noticed like. they're they're really loud and they. looked at me right yeah and like okay. I'm just gonna ignore it I'm not trying. to get an idea I'm not trying to get. approaching [ __ ] like you know so I walk. away we go line up for the food and I. know this they walk towards where we are. and they stand outside here's the thing. though because it just all be loved feel. me yeah because they probably maybe.
they're jumpers jump fans and then. that's dope but it's kind of scary when. when I'm in like a bad part of the area. and I don't have anybody with me I'm. just with my family plus you have a. Target it's hard yeah it's hard to like. what were you wearing were you wearing a. nice like no I was I was hooded up bro. no way I was hoodied up really and I. heard them like yo he's not trying to. get noticed he's not trying to get he. said they said some [ __ ] like that but. they were laughing they were laughing. when they said that though okay no but. but they were like waiting for me to I. don't know it was because what are the. options I go out there and I find out I.
found out. it's like I either I stand in my boots. and I just pretend like I don't hear. nothing or I go outside and find out let. me I'm not trying to go find out what. did you do you just stayed in the face I. just stayed there and it just left in. fact it doesn't matter if I'm there till. night fam and they're still I'm staying. in there you're gonna wait of course. that's that's happened to me many times. where's really where it's like I see a. guy that's looking at me in my car in a. really bad area and yeah I have my [ __ ].
like on the push to start yeah so I'm. like if he comes up to me I'm pushing. and driving back but I'm not leaving my. car I'm not leaving safety until until. that guy is gone man yo I think I think. if anybody needs like the dust training. like you know your commander Tom it's. Gavin's Gavin needs that Commander Tom. [ __ ] like to grab the gun [ __ ]. no I don't think so because that [ __ ]. doesn't even that I would be more. protected I would rather have a gun than. than with my own arms you feel me ah but.
in Canada yeah you have to be able to. like you know I mean do some Krav Maga. or something. but that but by going back to the. inflation and [ __ ] that influencer [ __ ]. comes in handy because I remember I was. at a I went to a frat party yeah and I. have remember the only frat parties I've. ever been to was with you and that was. like first year university and so we go. to the Frat party and I forgot like. completely what it was because I'm so. used to clubs and the first thing when I. get there it's like. they're declining every guy they're like.
why oh sorry boss uh how many girls you. bringing like they ask you straight away. okay it's worse than a club fan if they. you don't have ratio then you can't even. get in but I'm I'm just there and he's. like oh no you can't get in um what do. you call this you don't have a girl I'm. like no my boy knows me my boy knows me. as soon as he's like there's a guy in. there he's like wait that's the guy from. the podcast yeah yeah that's the guy and. let the guy in I'm like good [ __ ] that's. good [ __ ] that's good [ __ ] but fam it. was crazy because like I forgot what it. was like guys at frat parties would.
literally cut off like there would be a. dance circle they would literally cut. off like link arms and protect the girls. that they were talking to like that like. they would trap themselves off like. that's my girl like you're not allowed. to talk to him if I kind of shoved him. he would shove me back wow what the [ __ ]. why why is it like that this could just. like territory reasons real [ __ ] it is. territory reason damn it's getting tough. out there huh I haven't been in the. field like that but [ __ ] so I think. that's just frat parties because every. every two seconds of my ear yo let's get.
you a girl like the ratio we have to. sort out the ratio yo honestly y'all. like finding girls and getting girls. isn't everything that's what I'm saying. like you can find happiness in other. ways other things bro like I I know when. you're young that's all that's on your. mind like you're you're moving with the. wrong head yeah yeah you're moving with. the wrong head yeah but I think once you. get past that [ __ ] listen Theory right. now Theory right now yeah the whole sex. industry only fans porn industry blah. blah is made to make men distracted so.
they don't do greater things. think about that [ __ ] facts bro when you. bust enough fam it's like you know that. semen retention thing yeah it's like if. you always always doing it and and. you're letting your all this this [ __ ]. out then you get lazy and you're you're. slum you feel yeah you're literally on. your your couch not doing nothing but if. you hold that I I guarantee you in a few. days you'll feel like oh [ __ ] like I got. this energy yeah I've never had that's. why people do like the nofap [ __ ]. exactly I don't know if I believe it I'm.
not gonna lie I don't know if I believe. I tested myself yeah I tested myself I. don't know if I believe it though it. might just be a psychological thing. that's true but any step in the right. direction is a right step exactly. exactly it's a right step and I feel. like a lot of people that are going. through right now and they need a little. bit of advice yo honestly if if you're. if you're in like a little bit of a rut. or if you're in a little bit of like a. man things aren't going my way just. remember one thing and I told this to a. few people because they really needed to. hear it yeah every single day.
do something to get better yeah and set. your goals so that you're every single. day. a little bit closer to that goal yeah. whether it be a small thing let's say. let's say I want to be the greatest. guitar player in the world let me. practice like the picking you know what. I mean. practice a little bit even for an hour. [ __ ] it the next day I'm better yeah as. long as you you move a little bit closer. every single day every single day every. single day consistency will push you so. much farther than you can't even.
perceive bro you don't even imagine. exactly and and it's literally just like. whatever is meant to happen is gonna. happen if you put in that work it's. gonna happen like you're gonna end up. somewhere yeah right because I. especially did that during the the. podcast because it's like uh right when. um uh man's wearing a rut [ __ ] happened. I was like okay like I gotta get my head. off it distract myself and I was working. I was working to it and the call came yo. got me want to start pocket I bet yes do. it and it's like it's good to one. important lesson that I I learned too is. you got to keep a good circle around you.
that is such an important thing because. there's a lot of people that can like. [ __ ] you that can [ __ ] you up man it's. like like if it wasn't for the brothers. like if you've seen in episode 100 all. those guys helped me out well it was. like this [ __ ] helped me indirectly. because I because I needed some like. when you're going through breakup you. need someone to talk to yeah so it's. like this is just letting me talk and. [ __ ] like that's what's getting it's. distracting me right and like I can call. any one of those guys like chair and we. used to chill like every day just get my. mind off it so yo yo we have to Norm I.
don't want to normalize going out and. just talking why can't we do that bro. you don't why can't we do that why can't. we do that fam they used to do that back. in the day back in the day they should. do that why why does it have to be like. we have to do something why can't we. just go out and chill yeah and then all. of a sudden everybody's like nah I'm. playing Warzone you know what it is it's. because man's want man's want to post. something oh that's a good that's a good. thing boom say say we do go out yeah we. don't talk right someone in that group. is like [ __ ] up this is very exciting no.
one goes out so I want to post out my. story let's go do something fun and go. get bubble tea so I can post that ammo. I'm with the guys and you're not doing. something fun but I am which is so. [ __ ] that's so stupid to me like it. it's so cringe to me that you have to. you have to show people that you're. doing something to. that [ __ ] is so cringe it's like why. don't you just go have fun yeah tell me. like your own piece is is the only piece. you should be worried about why why are. you talking about whatever everybody.
else is thinking you know man a lot of. people as soon as they open that app. they turn into another person bro yo. that's so I think I think. um online person compared to a real. person. if if it doesn't match you're a shitty. person in my opinion yeah you're you're. deceiving the world. it is even the world bro take that in I. I pride myself Gavin I pride myself that. if you meet me in person compares to the. podcast I'm the exact same I pride. myself in that [ __ ] you're still super.
loud and [ __ ] yeah I'm still the same. I'm still the same yeah but but the. moment the moment you I see somebody. like um putting on this facade putting. on this like goodness I'm like this I'm. like this online but in person I'm I'm. not yeah actually. yo that's just my biggest puppy that. might be my biggest low-key if you have. to if you have to bring up like just to. make friends you have to bring up your. online resume whack and you can't you.
can't get friends genuinely like I think. I think the biggest compliment I've ever. received is I was talking this guy. through the whole night right and at the. end of the day he's like yo let me get. your Instagram he's like yo you have. this many followers and what the [ __ ]. you have Tick Tock followers too yeah. it's like fam you you're talking to me. like you're a regular person I was like. that's what I wanted to be are we not. regular people everybody how how is how. is a celebrity different from you. besides their status exactly no. different right no different and a lot. of people get it [ __ ] up in their head. where it's like you can't you don't.
deserve to have that too yeah why don't. you deserve that of course you deserve. that one can get this anybody deserves. to be at that status as long as you put. in the work like you want to be that. famous go ahead like you you deserve. that [ __ ] too it's not nobody's better. than anybody else it's just they done. the work and the steps to go and get go. ahead and grab that [ __ ] for themselves. and be that person like you can go do. that too but go ahead and like move your. feet and get there fan all right A lot. of people like they're lying in their.
bed like like scrolling through. Instagram like [ __ ]. damn like this. like this go do it like there's nothing. stopping you from going and doing that. [ __ ] yourselves I know man people are. just lazy bro yeah okay let's get into. it I feel like I feel like we haven't. talked in so long that we just had to. rant a bit all right check this out all. right this one this one's crazy because. I never realized until now and it makes.
so much sense so there's a there's a. SpongeBob Theory okay you ever heard. about the Squidward Theory the Squidward. no I haven't what is that how he's. actually deaf Loki I believe that. because he [ __ ] at the yeah exactly. exactly so there's a theory yeah that. Squidward is actually deaf that's why. he's so bad at the clarinet now check. this out in in the the bubble episode. you remember SpongeBob's bubble stand. yeah so during that episode this was one.
of the First episodes ever in SpongeBob. Squidward was playing the clarinet. beautifully he was playing it amazing. right it was only until SpongeBob blew a. big bubble in his house house right okay. and remember how his house got lifted up. into the sky it did do you remember that. you don't remember that okay I don't so. so it was a huge bubble lifted up. Squidward's house into the sky yeah. super high up and then exploded huge. explosion that explosion probably gave.
him hearing damage and ever since that. episode Squidward has been [ __ ] he's. been [ __ ] at playing the clarinet and. then the following episodes to that was. the remember the Box episode where he. was hearing noises from the box and he. was like damn is that [ __ ] really. happening yeah yeah that's probably. because his hearing's [ __ ] up and he's. like whoa what's going on out there. wait what was his um his fancier. cousin's name Squilliam Squilliam yeah I. know scolium was so amped that he lost.
his name yeah because now he's the best. player in the family exactly remember. that one episode where squilliam's like. oh yeah Squidward I remember you were so. good at clarinet remember that [ __ ] yeah. Loki if like it's like a if you learn an. instrument or ride a bike you don't you. don't lose that ability. is he still had the talent but the. hearing was gone hearing was gone and. and if you watch the rest of SpongeBob. after that episode you can Loki see. subtle hints of him like not being able. to hear stuff clearly really yeah okay.
this is this is why he's the only one. who can really uh not be fed up with. SpongeBob because at his work he's not. hearing anything in the back yo Scooter. screen all that one yo SpongeBob mad. annoying that's true but Squidward's not. hearing half of that yeah that's true so. he's the only one that can really bear. with him because even Patrick's annoyed. of him he goes back in the Rock. Navy's Corner does get annoyed too.
there's another theory though I want to. tell you okay this one this one's a. theory that's been going around a lot. actually but there's a theory in Fairly. Odd Parents oh I yeah you know this one. I think I think so there's a theory that. you know Trixie's best friend Veronica. Veronica yeah what about it he's like. the cheerleader right yeah yeah so take. this in every single fairy in Fairly Odd. Parents their character design has a. black pupil in their eye okay now every. other character every other human in the.
show they don't have a black people only. the fairies now uh Trixie's friend. Veronica is the only other human. character. that has a black pupil oh okay so check. this out the theory is that Veronica. Trixie's friend is actually her fairy. that's why she's always with her all the. time that's why she's always with her. doing fun [ __ ] yeah and it makes sense. because this is I want to add some stuff.
to it yeah usually the people that have. fairies are the most miserable the most. depressed they're going through [ __ ]. right they need it yeah and don't you. think the popular girl you hear the you. hear the classic story the popular girl. is actually sad at home yeah he's. actually depressed at home because she. has to deal with all of this attention. and [ __ ] and she's also a quote unquote. a rich girl remember yeah Rich girls. usually like Trixie's a rich girl and. you hear the common story rich people.
aren't aren't happy aren't as happy yeah. wait that's some deep ass [ __ ] yeah and. and went down to the pupil exactly so um. you know it's it's crazy how how. accurate uh Fairly Odd Parents makes. um real life situations because look uh. Timmy even though he's he's middle class. he's still depressed because of his. parents and whatever is going on at home. and Trixie cause I mean uh what's your. name what's your name uh the the.
babysitter the babysitter the babysitter. Vicky Vicky and Vicky causing [ __ ] to. him and he's depressed and stuff right. now uh remember Chester yeah the guy. with the braces yeah and he's like the. poorest of them all remember okay what. about him isn't it weird how Chester. never got fairies remember that oh yeah. but he is living the poorest life yeah. you know why why because he's happy. still he's still happy even though he's. poor he's still happy and as long as. you're happy you don't need those.
fairies and remember how that theory. three quote unquote the fairies are. actually antidepressants antidepressants. oh he doesn't need them no he doesn't. need them he can't afford them. Trixie tank can afford that [ __ ] okay. bro it's what I've been paying for. fairies to have Street no no no not. paying for fairies but paying for the. antidepressants because that's what they. represent that's what they represent. okay. I'll debunk this whole thing right yeah. because I don't know if you know there. was a leaked episode or I think it. leaked that it was Timmy's final wish do.
you know about this oh is that um is. that in the movie it might not be in the. movie I think it was in the TV show too. okay no it was Wanda she was like you. never used your one final wish but and. Cosmo doesn't even know this yeah but. Timmy was like I did wish on something. and he wished that everyone stayed the. same age so only I can have fairies no. one else can have fairies except for me. um so it's like so it's like none of. them who are aging don't get fairies. he's the only one that can get grant.
wishes for him damn I didn't I didn't. hear about that one I didn't hear about. that one I didn't hear that one that was. a [ __ ] way but there there were other. people that did have fairies in the show. uh I think so there were like other kids. remember remember the fear the fairy. battles and stuff oh I guess yeah yeah. but but yeah I also have since we're. talking about cartoons have you ever. heard of the the Shrek Fiona Theory. Shrek Fiona said no I never heard and. how she was awesome Jeffrey Dahmer [ __ ]. she was a cannibal Fiona was a can of. kind of how yeah so remember in the show. and I mean in the movie she was locked.
away in a tower yeah yeah yeah right and. for you to survive in the tower if. you're locked up you need some type of. food. and she was surviving the whole time who. was feeding her the food right so. there's a theory that the dragon was. feeding her human bodies oh and remember. there was a scene there was a scene. where Shrek tried to come in the castle. skeletons everywhere oh. of skeletons everywhere and she she. mucked all those memories. to survive plus this is the [ __ ] thing.
they're in the corner beside one of the. skeletons yeah there's a big ass book. and what does that book tell you about. what is it how to cook a human for real. yes it's it's literally a picture of a. knight with his body cut up like a like. a book like a book and the front page. that says how to cook a human and. there's a soldier oh [ __ ] I didn't see. that yeah. so this one this one you had to really. dig deep in no it makes sense because. ogres eat people people yeah feel me I.
swear ogres even Shrek said like oh I. used to eat people or some [ __ ] but what. why didn't you uh say Fiona was an ogre. not a human so that's still cannibalism. if you're eating a if she's not this. like if she doesn't identify oh yeah she. doesn't identify it as a human that's. not her pronoun that's not her pronoun. so she would be eating humans. technically cannibal you feel me yeah. okay okay that makes sense yeah no but I. think I think it there's a lot of. validity there because she does turn. into ogre and maybe the beginning stages.
of when she turned into an ogre she had. like monster mode yeah because I can. imagine when you turn into ogre you. don't just like you're not just chill. you're probably like what the [ __ ]. you're like freaking out and [ __ ] right. if you're locked in the castle for that. long you're probably if you don't. especially with no food you're either. gonna hallucinate or [ __ ] dream about. you're probably thinking about eating. the dragon fan that's true yeah that's. true so I don't know if you guys knew. but I actually have a title to my name. and no I'm not a doctor no I'm not an.
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code jumpers jumpers to get a hundred. dollars off your first month and show. your support for the show that's jumpers. at talkspace.com this one might scare. you though scare me. no it's not Shrek it's not Shrek it's. not Shrek what is it but but it has to. do with like fairly fairy [ __ ] and like. well not fairy [ __ ] but more of like. Spirits prophecy obviously all right let. me hear it all right check this out. so this I think this is happening in the. Czech Czech Republic okay so there's.
this river called the river elb you ever. heard about this no I haven't so in the. river elb this is literally the oldest. um. Stone Relic they have right and it's. this big Stone In this River and just. recently they found it dried over and on. the Scripture it says if you see this. weep and it goes on to say that this. pretty much is a is a tell Telltale sign.
of the end of days so. that the theory goes and the prophecy. goes that the moment this dries over and. the moment you see this in the in in the. water it's gonna it's gonna foresee the. end of time like literally the. apocalypse yeah and what do we see right. now we literally see world war three and. talks we really see nuclear threats. going about freaking covet pandemic. pandemics of the ass feel me so much.
[ __ ] going on. bro do you really think like there's. some signs leading to this might be the. end see I know I always want to be on. the positive side and say but I mean. look at look how it's looking bro the. way it's looking fam bear [ __ ] is going. on bear [ __ ] is going on bro it actually. is it's too much it's too much if you. want to even get more like creative with. it too I feel like there's some signs. even. I don't know what I want to say this I.
don't even want to say this but what if. there's actually people. trying to call it out and trying to like. warn people like not cool I don't want. to get into it this is this is too deep. I'm just warning who's warning it never. mind never mind never mind okay. chill chill chill no but. um if somebody knew the truth or. somebody like could predict the future. and saw foresaw the end of times don't. you think they would be preparing they. would 100 percent. but it's like do you think. are you ready yeah.
what yo I don't know if you're ready for. this don't you think there would be. people trying to like spread the message. spread the word but they'd be silenced. because of the truth. because what if it all ties together bro. what if it all ties together but we. don't realize it yeah. but it's like I don't even know why why. would they would do it because it's like. if we die everything else dies we're the. one that where the the thing that runs. the world and if the elites right say.
the elites kill all of us boom we're. done Kevin bro there's no way they're. they're trying to end it listen listen. to me so. did you know China and Russia they have. literal cities underground yeah literal. cities they can host millions of people. if you know that if you know this why. aren't you telling me this earlier we. could have been moved to China we could. have been had a uh underground. listen like if we really take it in bro.
yeah what's our plan if they really. decide to like that's that buddy it's. raps it's literally raps bro we don't. think about it it's like death fem it's. like the more you think about it the. more scared you are so you're literally. just gonna live life until it happens no. cause bro if if they really decide to do. that [ __ ] yeah they could they could. walk away. they couldn't they couldn't walk away no. they could walk because they could go. downstairs into their bunkers and [ __ ]. like they maybe their bunker is nice as. [ __ ] too you know what I mean they have. like a whole new city yeah that's wild.
no it's. all right knock over let me knock on. wood but. If You Gavin if you personally had a. reset button like all right when the. world is bad let me just press this. reset button and then after I press the. reset button there's gonna be some. loading time it's like a video game this. means some loading time. create some new chunks in the world yeah. yeah I don't think I would reset reset. would take way too long because it's. like fam if you really bag it how how. long has the world been the world.
how long has Society been a thing not. that long the world's been around like. forever but Society itself hasn't been. and societies have been like trampled. over bro the indigenous people used to. run this whole area yummy that whole. society was. I mean taking over but like it's like at. the same time if you reset fem it's like. you're literally just gonna reset for. that [ __ ] for the same [ __ ] to happen.
because it's like boom you have that. button right yeah that leads to you. press that button they still have. control of how it resets no I'm saying. they they have the reset button. no no I'm not saying I'm not saying. theoretically like they literally had. the reset button yeah no is that red. button to like shoot that [ __ ] up man. that's scary that's literally the reset. button that's scary that's literally the. reset button is it not that's true but I. feel like they are dropped like what you. said they are dropping hints because. it's like I don't know if you know but. on the I think I don't know if we talked.
about this but on the dollar bill right. you see the Illuminati on one side of. the one right yeah but if you roll it up. right if you roll up the dollar bill and. on the other side of the one there's a. little like circle thing and if you I. think it's like if you take a picture or. something and you put the brightness. high enough you see a cutout of an alien. like this yeah yeah I don't know if it's. if you take a picture or it's like you. see it in the dark yeah but there's an. alien it's like a shadow the one so it's. like why would they why would they give.
us this stuff. I don't know the world is a mystery. exactly exactly to be honest just put on. VR starts while all this shit's going. down you can always trust in your your. VR and [ __ ]. yo what if Gavin yeah what if we're just. re oh my God what if we're catching up. to real time and we're in a simulation. right now. so what if.
the nukes went off yeah we're all in. bunkers right now we're all plugged into. the simulation and we're just catching. up to real time so that when we wake up. we know like what to do next. [Music]. [Applause]. wow. [ __ ] yo nah yo like what if we're all. plugged in right now in the bunkers and. [ __ ] and then one like when it actually. the button gets hit boom like we're just. wake up we wake up and like oh [ __ ] what. happened like nah we're caught up now.
you're caught up. no because you're. pretty wild and there's a there's a. thing going on right now it's like uh. where you can you can go on a trip like. a a shroom trip and it will feel like a. century right no just with with ping. pong balls did you know this oh yeah. hallucinate with ping pong that's crazy. and there's men's that either you see. just something simple as like a horse or. there's they're actually people that are. tripping balls yeah so if you guys want. to look at I don't I don't really advise.
to do this but if you want to try it out. you get a ping pong ball right you get. two yeah yeah you get one and you cut it. in half and you with those pink pop. balls you tape it on your eye right and. you have a a computer screen right in. front of you and you put on a red light. so it's just red yeah shooting through. the ping pong ball and you have to have. like uh earmuffs the ear muscle it's. like noise canceling and depending on. how crazy your mind works oh how crazy. your imagination and [ __ ] the trip will. take you there which is crazy I know you. you could go crazy on that [ __ ] that's.
what I'm saying I'm like knock on wood I. stay away from hypnotists and [ __ ] yeah. it's that that Loki is a hypnotizing. Kinda Yeah Yeah but fam that means your. Brit you can literally hypnotize. yourself you can you can that's a real. thing. um manifestation is in a sense is kind. of like hypnotizing yeah that makes. sense too it's kind of him and even um. just building your character building. your ego to yeah it's kind of like. hypnotizing like you're this person. you're this person you're this person. words of affirmation yeah you become. that person because you brainwash. yourself to things like that yeah that.
is true right yeah you know that fake it. till you make it you can really think. you're [ __ ] you know that guy that. that thinks it show speed oh I show. speed yeah yeah the white guy yeah yeah. yeah he literally brainwashed himself to. think like he's so sweet. I think that's just the ACT. that's definitely just an act no no but. it's at a point where you're like him no. it's him yeah no matter so he goes to. the bed he he thinks in in that voice oh. no that's scary that's [ __ ] that's. that's crazy. it's not even his own thoughts anymore.
it's it's in show speed's voice oh no. and speed's voice fam that's that's. crazy what the [ __ ] yeah I just bagged. that like he can literally turn into. another person if you intimidate them. for a certain amount of time um. I don't know if you watch Game of. Thrones but there's. yo so this is one episode of Game of. Thrones yeah like spoiler alert but this. guy he kind of gets tortured and he gets. like held against his own will and he. goes through like a series of kind of. breaking his character and and he puts.
on this whole Persona of this like weak. being and a dog to the person that's. torturing him yeah so when he escapes. and he actually leaves and he gets saved. by the um his family that saves him he. still runs back to his captor because. he's so messed up in the head and so. brainwashed that he still thinks he's. that like the dog the servant to that. guy that tortured him. no he broke him down that much some. people are really [ __ ] up in the head. bro yeah you know the the artist Bjork.
the um yeah the singer yeah so I think. she was really popular in the I think it. was the early 2000s and there was like. this stalker who really really like. liked her right and he was also a racist. and at the time Bjork was dating a black. guy so what what he did he called her he. called uh the guy slurs everything like. that yeah and he was like if I can't get. Bjork then no one can oh this is what he. did I think the video got deleted but he.
said he in he tried to ship off a bomb. damn York's house and there's a video on. YouTube where he literally packages this. bomb and he's standing in front of the. camera he was a riddler roll doing all. this fam and you see him go out of his. house he ships it right and he comes. back in the camera and there's a part. where he starts painting like he goes. insane yeah right he starts painting his. face his body right and the whole time. at the back the Bjork song is playing. right and the craziest thing what I.
think uh you skip into like 30 minutes. of the video yeah boom he shoots himself. fam holy [ __ ] in front of the camera. like the camera is still recording so. you documented the whole plan thing and. that's real like Riddler right before. the mail got before uh to Bjork yeah to. kill himself and with the the thing is. he posted this the neighbor saw that he. did this ran to bjork's house yo there's. a there's a bomb in that mail don't. touch it damn save Bjork fam.
damn so they saw the video before they. saw the video before a thing which is. like crazy because like how do people. really come up with this [ __ ] bro nah. you know why this is where it's crazy. Gavin because what if movies and I I. hate to say it because I love movies so. much but what if movies and stories we. hear inspire. the truth or like Inspire true events. tap yeah yummy because a lot of people I.
don't know if you ever watched a. documentary you don't [ __ ] with cats. don't [ __ ] with cats it's crazy yeah. yeah and that guy he was inspired by. this movie called Basic Instinct. literally everything he did like I think. he killed his first murder yeah was him. killing this guy with the ice pick in. the movie Basic Instinct it was this. woman that killed the guy with the ice. pick he just wanted to recreate it and. he told everybody like this is who I am. I'm this girl like in the movie yeah. yeah because I mean it does kind of. follow through like in the Jeffrey.
Dahmer documentary there was another guy. the clown guy who literally right after. Jeffrey got um sent to jail and he was. getting all these fans yeah he's like I. want to do that [ __ ] too and then more. serial killers are born just because one. guy started that Chain Reaction so I was. like [ __ ] that [ __ ] is real life yeah. because as much as we Inspire the good. there's an equal amount for sure bad. that can be inspired yeah. a lot of there's not a lot of good being. it's mostly like we see bad [ __ ] going. around so it's like I feel like writing.
yeah dead ass right now it's it's. looking bad yo that's actually I never. really thought about that but yo you can. really influence a population to be bad. so you wanted to yeah damn that's why. Cults fam damn and I can name a few. names too I'm not gonna say it but like. I can see like a few creators that are. kind of. even if you just look at rap music. sometimes oh no rap music is a is that. of all time like disrespect yeah because.
it's like now people are like um uh oh. you'll talk about that and the dance. there was this guy in New York so it. um his name was naughty and he's 14. years old yeah right and he's part of um. one Borough and they're all beefing with. 41 another Borough right and he got. stabbed on the train like on the Metro. he was trying to take the train I think. he he was the aggressor so really he saw. I think he saw someone and he tried to. run and tried to get him yeah and then.
they they fought back and he got stabbed. right oh and now 41 Lily came up with. the craziest Tran fam it's called The. Naughty Bop and you punch your hips like. you're stabbing a person and you dance. to it like you bop with it it's it's. sofa because this is going viral it's. like it's like civilians can see this. and they can do it without hesitation. but they're marking themselves you would. never know if some if some guy does that. on the street not knowing who it is runs. into the wrong person you just you just. that's a ticket to death and and it's.
going viral on Tick Tock so all these. kids are doing all the you show me video. a teacher was doing it fam and this is. 14 year old fam that's 14 year old and. kids and like in the drill scene right. now there's more kids coming up right. now and they're they're talking about. naming naming naming we're going to his. grave digging up his body fam yeah like. drill I feel like is one of the. the craziest influences right now it's. just crazy to me how we can we can take.
something right create it into a joke. and not know the truth and then from. there on we just refer to it as what. that is that's like what the joke is not. the actual meaning rap I think rap is at. all time desensitized like it completely. we we don't care about no death and. murder no more in a song because we've. heard it so many times so it's like. what else is new what imagine imagine. three years from now what are they going. to be talking about if it's not digging. up people in their graves what else yeah.
because they're every you think it can. get more disrespectful you think it can. get more evil I think so I think like. you can always talk exactly you can. always raise the bar exactly because I'm. a very ambitious guy I feel me like. like just a way just the way you can see. things like I can see people taking that. and then like oh I'm gonna do this now. I'm gonna do this now just a one-up you. for sure nothing I am well I'm just. saying like I can see that happen.
now because no matter what bro I think. everything is a chain reaction it's like. um if if you put negative energy onto. somebody they're gonna put that negative. energy onto someone else yeah and. there's gonna be this constant cycle of. like bad [ __ ] terrible [ __ ] to this. person to this person to this person and. it only takes one person to like hold. all the pain yeah right and this is a. this is a theory I've I'm the kind of. developing but. for for those that aren't religious but. listen hear me out you know how.
it said that Jesus died for all of our. sins right yeah if you think about it if. you think about it. he always taught um turn the other cheek. whatever you can yeah yeah turn the. other cheek if we go out and let's say I. do you dirty okay more than likely. you're gonna do me dirty back or you're. gonna do somebody else dirty because of. that energy you're feeling yeah like. that energy that sticks with you you're. gonna feel like [ __ ] and you're gonna. want to put it on to someone else you're. going to want to do something as equally. or as you know I mean more terrible. right.
now that term of like dying for our sins. if you really take it in. what if he like Jesus quote unquote was. a message for us to. to know there's a way to stop it a stop. stop the cycle from continuing because. that's what it takes it literally takes. somebody to turn the other cheek and. then it's done it's wraps right yeah but. the moment let's say you know those. mafia families you kill my son imma kill. your daughter I'mma kill blah blah yummy. and it's a constant war and then all.
these other people get involved and then. all my cousins get involved and those. cousins have family too and there's. another beef that happened boom boom. boom then it's a war yeah you know and. all of that negative energy is like. constantly spilling and spilling and. spilling and constantly evolving. evolving evolving but it takes like one. person to stop it or an agreement to. settle the peace but it really takes. that that mindset and that I guess. ideology of okay let me just turn the. cheek let me just like hold it and.
there's a different way to express the. energy that that's hurting me to be. honest him that is true but it's like. that's not even realistic it's not. realistic because it's so much people in. their head their soul yeah. back it's a matter of Pride and like. everyone has a sense of Pride and and. that like Revenge factor it's like [ __ ]. you did me dirty I gotta do you dirty. even more and it's like. damn it's like even like if you wake up. right and you still thinking about that. person thinking and you're mad about the. world just because of that person yeah.
you lost already exactly exactly every. day you wake up yeah you don't have a. lot of time on this Earth and you and. you're worried about that five percent. of the time you really um uh letting. someone change your emotion your feeling. that's kind of the craziest thing too. because like [ __ ] like even I I know. man's in a relationship who who hold. those grudges and it's like [ __ ] if I. could tell them one thing that I learned. is that you really have to forgive and. forget like yeah but it's hard like it. is hard super hard it's really hard like. we're not saying that [ __ ] it's easy. because it is [ __ ] hard like that.
[ __ ] could be implanted in your brain. but you have to do things to reverse the. damage yeah. but it takes work just like anything. anything's gonna take work but you just. have to like be willing to work toward. it yeah that's why man's told me too is. like they forgive but they don't forget. but at the same time it's counteracting. it's like that doesn't even make sense. because you're still thinking about her. and and or him and like it doesn't make. sense wait say one more time so they. they saying that uh it's practical that. you can forgive yeah but you but you.
can't forget yeah yeah yeah exactly that. doesn't make sense to you no I'm just. like yeah I was just yeah I was. comprehending it yeah exactly it doesn't. make sense yeah. no I noticed I noticed that even uh when. when the more [ __ ] the theory is the. louder you get because it's like that's. not true. the more excited I get no no this is the. more exciting episode 100 yeah when you. were talking about the best date you. probably had the worst date actually.
inspired everyone. that was the best side but I noticed. that that's most creative. oh. one thing I noticed is that you got loud. you're like you got everyone on your. side which because I started to believe. it like damn this is a good ass day it. is. but then I realized there's like when. you uh repeat it to yourself in monotone. that's just what yeah because it's the. way it's delivered bro it's the way it's. delivered yeah listen I I can I think.
Virgil Apple said it it's like hold on. let me take. oh yeah the silver can then you take. like a like a piece of garbage right. yeah like you just look at this this. [ __ ] looks like garbage yeah yeah if I. put in a gallery. oh white all white Gallery fancy art. [ __ ] and then put other art around it. too we'll put this in the middle one. spot laid on top feel me. yo that [ __ ] looks kind of food that. looks cool right it looks cooler it. looks kind of inspiring yeah a little.
bit Majestic you know it's it's all it's. all win in context yeah yeah no that's. not a roll Studio I just saying like. that's something I picked up like in the. 99 episodes like the louder you get like. you feel me I'm I'm we're all paying. attention which makes sense though yeah. because I I literally take energy and I. use it yeah exactly and you repeat it. back yeah there was a funny story too. where it's like I don't know if you ever. heard that um there was a case where a. parrot repeated the murderer's like last. words. just because of them who's that though.
yeah they did it and they caught the. murders so I think there was a there was. two people the a wife and a husband yeah. and the wife uh I think let off shots. like five shots at the husband and there. was a video going around is trending. where the parrot you see in the video. repeats the the husband's last words. right here ready. these chilling words. remembered yeah so the the parent.
remembered what happened the final scene. and when the cops came into it he said. don't shoot and the cops are like yeah. yeah yeah why why is he why is he saying. that then they pieced it together. parents repeat stuff that they had yeah. that's that girl get that woman in jail. damn W parrot that's crazy. all right Theory yeah the reason Pirates. have periods on their arm why so that. they could.
yo did you know. the reason. Pirates have parrots on their arm fam. yeah is because every single time. usually the pirate Captain would get. backstabbed that's why they had the coup. d'etat and you know how they always um. they change out the captain no I'm just. I'm just playing I realize you you kind. of interested in the coup d'etat now you. gotta add in some like um cool words you.
know when you're adding that type of. stuff and you add in like different. phrases like you know pla blah blah you. add some like weird. terminology nobody knows what you're. talking about you sound like a. professional I lie every time yeah but. you can literally finesse that in. everything in your life and I I think I. think that's I'm not trying to finesse. nobody but what I wanna what I want to. teach people is that you can really be. whoever you want for them like you can. you can use energy of your situation and.
create something magnificent out of it. yeah bro yeah I mean I was not a good. talker before I was terrible I was. terrible yeah before like I could barely. even yeah I mean get my point across but. yeah just the way I learned myself I I. practice and I you know I mean the more. I do it and do it and do it it get. better and get more comfortable and I. can be exactly who my hero at seven Euro. at seven years old would be like. sometimes I look in the mirror I'm like. if I was seven years old I'd be so proud.
of myself right now and I think that's. super important because I want to be. able to look at my 40 year old self and. be like damn that's my hero that's stay. here yeah yummy I feel like the the. greatest power you can do or like the. greatest moment in life is when you. realize that you can do this All by. yourselves you don't need anyone else. it's like you need you and and your. brain and yeah I think whatever there's. a there's a thing that's like the. statements like uh the most powerful. thing a human can have is discovering. the power in themselves yeah yeah that's.
what it is soul facts that's what it is. and and. low-key. everything in the media is trying to. tell you don't yeah that's The. Incredibles series like [ __ ] that we eat. and [ __ ] that we consume that like. triggers us to not yeah go to that way. so not only do they monetize selling you. products that are easy for them to make. but those products themselves or whether. it doesn't even have to be products it. could be Services those Services.
themselves make you think of yourself in. a way that you don't believe you're. better than you can be yeah and that's. that trap they love you they love. putting you in because. you're just a worker at the end of the. day you know me the school system was. made not to create Executives and bosses. they're made to make workers make a. Workforce make somebody that will listen. to their boss it was never made to. create a boss right and if you want to. become a boss and become an entrepreneur.
you want to be something above yourself. you have to look at other outlets to go. and find that [ __ ] but the the cool part. is that [ __ ] is all there bro yeah. sometimes it's even free right like this. podcast break out the Matrix with us. boys. but like like you don't see everything. until it happens remember I was in that. class and yeah everyone's telling me. like yo you got to get this job you. gotta get this thing you got even. married but I'm seeing all this like. damn like this [ __ ] is sad.
my ass over here like damn. you're like we're worried about [ __ ]. that's not you shouldn't even be worried. about it you know my ass over here like. damn like I really have a job now and my. job is not to work that nine to five is. to spread that message to the kids that. [ __ ] you can do it if I can do it people. call me dumb and [ __ ] like bro if I can. do it Lily anyone can do it bro yeah. yeah facts yeah like dog we're Filipino. yeah like it doesn't matter what color. you are yeah I'm gonna be purple exactly.
you can do anything you want yeah you. can literally do anything you want like. and and that's what I wanna that's when. I wanna spread that message too because. it's kind of growing up it was hard to. see like. kind of Asian influencers or role models. that I can look up to besides Pacquiao. and then we only had literally one guy. back up and that's all we got but we. held on to that one that's all we had. before yeah yeah me and and we I think I. think it's overdue that we need somebody. that can show greatness somewhere and I.
want to be able to. Step In Those Shoes one day yeah I mean. hopefully yeah one day yeah man that's. what I strive for too I strive for that. [ __ ] yeah no I really some guy said some. guy said in the I think episode 99. Gavin's on a spiritual journey right now. yeah in fact as soon as I got woke up. man it's been raps I've been finding my. purpose Theory nah I'm not gonna say. that why. what if three I got close what no what. if like let's say episode 30 or like 40. Middle episodes I'm like yo.
let me let me try something no. later. you know what's good. the person wears like if I hang around a. person for so long or like maybe a. couple days yeah I I tend to talk or. like or have kind of characteristics. like them so it's like yeah as soon as. I'm back in the ends with all you guys. like I start talking normal and like I. become like my true self so it's like. damn if you have to if you're friends.
with people or or thing where you have. to pretend and you have to put on the. image that is not a good friend you feel. me you should be 100 comfortable with. yourself and act the way you always act. with your friends that's a good thing. yeah yeah facts facts and you want to. make sure like they're doing good to you. to you yeah yeah because because. sometimes sometimes you hang around with. friends that make you feel good but Loki. are they really good yes you have to. take a step back and look at the. situation and look at your environment. like are they really doing good for me. yeah in a sense of whether they're.
they're fulfilling you spiritually. mentally whatever it may be because a. lot of the time bro. maybe the root of your trouble could be. through your own friends and you don't. you don't see it which is sad it's sad. to say but sometimes just take a step. back and like. I guess explore your environment you. know a lot of people that's some real. [ __ ] A lot of people are only like with. you for to take your knowledge and your. spirit just like you're lit like your.
spiritual energy yeah that's why I say. it like protect your peace fam protect. your energy that's the number one thing. I could you you want to find some real. Like Loving Souls you know that's that's. I'm always in the search for real loving. souls and you can tell it I feel like I. feel like as soon as as soon as you. start being more grateful and you and. you love life it's like getting a. present right yeah if you get a present. and uh you open it I don't like this. color T-shirt I don't like this yeah. yeah you're not gonna receive other. presents anymore because boom it got cut.
off but once you're great grateful and. you show gratitude in life life will. give you that back facts so it's like. energy it's always energy family and and. the more people you have around you on. that same tip oh my God you can take. over the world it can exactly two people. fam if you have that good energy you can. take over the world look at Josh like I. I love I love pointing at Josh because. he's a good example of like what a what. a pure soul is fact this guy he doesn't. want much out of life but he wants like. he wants to spread love and exactly. exactly Good Times fem we went to um it.
was just you me Josh like we went to a. whole bunch of events yeah yeah but it. was it was Loki kind of mid but we had. the most fun probably we could at that. event exactly just because we were it. was the guys yeah it's the energy and. the and the vibe we're trying to have. together we're not we're not we're not. there to have a good time at the event. we're there to have a good time together. yeah yeah exactly that's a real [ __ ] I. mean you will uh one of the best quotes. you said. The Lion King was kind of crazy though. which one are you really uh [ __ ] I.
forgot I was like are you really lying. if if it's helping you out or some [ __ ]. that was a crazy one too yeah you guys. go somebody should make a compilation. stuff somebody make a compilation and. send it to me I'll give you guys a. president you guys make one you have it. oh back back to thing uh they're serving. you packages and [ __ ] like that and you. see on Sheen where um uh oh that's crazy. yeah a bunch of people are sending. things so on the on the mailing address. like ticket and stickers it says help me.
yeah SOS so all of those kids that are. forced to do the packaging and do the. the child labor. they're Loki doing it against their own. will or even during conditions that they. they can't survive in fam Sheen is. literally the cheapest [ __ ] you go to. fam so imagine you have cheap clothes. where do you think that's just getting. made from the labor that's putting into. it I seen a crazy one too where it was. on on the the receipt of a hoodie yeah. and it was like made in the 80 polyester.
20 cotton at the end of it it was like. help me I have so I I am suffering yeah. something loud that's crazy imagine you. see that but it's hard bro it's hard. because how do you stop it because it. it's already it's already done it's. damaged like Sheen is already a big. company people are still buying into it. for cheap clothes you know and a lot of. people say which is so stupid I knew the. world was so stupid when I heard this. they're trying to flip it and they'd be.
like nah Sheen is doing this to. advertise for more people to to to get. to buy their products and that goes back. into the Connie thing is all publicity. good publicity that [ __ ] is not good. publicity but Loki might help them wait. how to help them though because they get. more everyone's eyes is on Sheen right. now of what they're doing and then might. as well let me look at the products I. might as well get me five dollar pants. you feel me no that's crazy that [ __ ] is. wild nah I remember that that whole. thing with um the stop Asian hate thing. oh yeah and then Nike was posting stop.
Asian hate and then all the comments. were yo you get your sweatshots are. gonna be all little Chinese kids yeah. and then the Asia I think the the North. Star boys they all thirst trapped in. front of a stop Asian people. that was I knew the world was doing. posing all sexy in front of stop Asian. hate poster come on man. get it bro yo but the pro yo that's. what's crazy too because I think Nike.
how do you stop that [ __ ] I think it's. done with you can't stop that [ __ ]. because if you have people spending. thousands and thousands of dollars on. resale for Nike products. even though there's some sketchy [ __ ]. going on behind closed doors. yo that's why I don't that's the world. we live in exactly and man and mans want. to say that uh wearing fake shoes is is. bad like bro with Loki wearing fake. shoes is better than wearing the real. shoes because they would go into the. they would go into the thing and steal. it because I'm literally a victim to.
this [ __ ] too yeah bro yeah we were all. victims to this [ __ ] but how do we stop. bruh can't but we're too we're too deep. and fam it doesn't matter how far you. are in The Matrix you will always be in. The Matrix yo no that's not true that's. not true that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] don't. even touch me no that. yo I literally had like a like a barrier. you know that that's what you think no. there's a barrier inside a bit it's like. you remember no no I literally I'm. literally like um like uh like a gravity.
type of shield around me bro I'm sorry I. can't see it you can't see it sorry to. break it through fam I talk about the. elites we are stuck this guy's stuck. this guy's stuck I'm not stuck hell no I. woke up in. 97.97. yo I wanted to tell you something. but you don't watch the movie don't. worry darling which one I wanted to tell. you something I was about to be like yo. I walked back in what do you mean. [Music]. [Applause].
I had. um. nah I had I had a crazy uh fever dream. oh [ __ ] really because this was I was. like super sick so we were playing like. a soccer baseball in the rain and [ __ ]. but when I came home I was super sick. yeah and then at night time I was having. this crazy my head was pounding so hard. I couldn't sleep at all now I started. hallucinating a little bit okay and it. was so [ __ ] it was like I was looking. up at my ceiling and imagine like five.
old men right five super old men looking. down at me and then they're saying let. me take a try let me take a try yeah and. they're like reaching down into me and. it felt like I was becoming like one of. those people huh. no so so. damn oh my God bro but I I blame the. movie um Amsterdam because I just. watched it I blame that movie because. that movie's kind of about. um the super the five Big Rich families.
that kind of control the world and they. were literally looking down on you so. but this is me hallucinate because I'm. I'ma have a fever right now right this. is me like not right in the head at the. moment yeah but it literally felt like. yo he's gonna he's gonna take my. possession of my body let me take a try. oh no that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] I I hope. really because um I know there's a new. uh movie coming out on Halloween yeah I. think it's uh what's the clown on with. the white and he killed terrifier the.
terrifier terrifier I watched number one. oh yeah there's another one coming out. and I feel like that one I hopefully. people don't take that too serious and. start going out on Halloween and doing. the same [ __ ] that he's doing. fam there was a whole clown outrage oh. this guy's just freaked out because he's. scared of clowns personally and when we. went to haunt and we went into that. little clown Corner oh yeah that was. popular like I wasn't scared of hot. until then I have a crazy theater yeah. this is kind of like a a theory like.
adding on to remember how we said that. theory how the people that have uh a. clown Obsession or not even a clown. objection a fear of clowns is because on. a different dimension usually even. people on psychedelics they see these. gestures and clowns right yeah now what. if bro oh I got a theory check this out. what is what if we're in a simulation. right yeah and the people controlling. whether it be extraterrestrials or.
whatever the people controlling us in. this simulation. look like clowns like they dress in. weird [ __ ] makeup or they just look. different that's why they have those. eyes that are super big colorful random. and then that kind of like leaks out in. a little bit of our our subconscious. that's why maybe you have a fear of. clowns because you're slipping in and. out of the Matrix. yeah and once I do see it on this plane. then I'm like whoa that's not supposed.
to be here because you can imagine if. you wake up and your body you exit the. Matrix and you see the clowns are. probably screaming like what the [ __ ]. and you see the clowns all around you. and then they plug you back in yeah. going back I'm back it was it was. probably just a nightmare no I have a. theory for myself uh of what I was in. the past life then what I was a guy who. did so much rooms and saw so much [ __ ]. that that's why I'm so afraid of. everything here now it's like I've seen. it all like clouds Jesters boom uh I'm.
scared of snakes this this that because. like I went on I'm this totally crazy. druggie because right now I don't do any. drugs I don't do any drugs but in my. past life I was that crazy junkie that. saw everything yeah now I'm the guy who. does no drugs but scared of everything. yo. I found it out I found it out or or what. if what if in your past life you're one. of the people working assimilation oh. that's cool. God that's great that's crazy that's.
crazy if I was working the simulation. then I wouldn't know you're dealing. right away you're dealing with all these. clowns too yeah but I. knew if I would work it then I knew how. to get away that's why that doesn't make. any sense somebody should make a yo also. the clown I guess uh maze that was at. Halloween Haunt yeah did you notice it. was all techie. it was kind of like cybery. so it's kind of like simulation like did. you notice that I really didn't notice. that you didn't notice that it was all. like neon colors and [ __ ] I'm glad I was.
just too scared to notice I was I was. moving tagged but it's like I think the. scariest thing because there was another. story that I want to uh get off yeah. that you know those times where um you. you hear your name in the distance or. like and you you look and there's no one. there yeah so there was actually um this. is a whole urban legend it's called el. sabon right which translates to the. whistling man or the guy who whistles. right yeah yeah so it all started in. Venezuela right where this little boy. super spoiled right one day he told his.
dad he was like yo I'm hungry to eat. like can you go out and and like get. food from me specifically a deer yeah. right so as dad goes out and it's been. super long and the guy the kid's. starving he's like [ __ ] man like where's. my dad he's waiting for All This Time. Boom he's like you know what I'm gonna. go out into the woods myself and find. him yeah right so is that he finds and. he finally finds his dad after all this. time his dad's empty-handed right why I. don't know because he couldn't find the. deer right and out of Rage fam the kid.
kills and chops up his dad's body what. the [ __ ] right and remember he's hungry. yeah goes home he takes the body back yo. mom put this in the put this in the soup. cook this for me the mom doesn't know. that they're clean she's cooking his the. father oh [ __ ] the Father the whole time. so this guy was that hungry yes he. chopped up his dad and put it in the. soup that he was eating damn you feel me. and and I don't know how the mom found. out but she found out uh yeah like uh a.
few days ago I mean a few days later and. she put a curse on on the kid and now. the kid I think the kid went into the. forest and started Living on his own. yeah and he carries around uh a bag full. of skeletons which is his dad damn and. he whistles so also if you guys hear a. whistle that means he's far away but if. you hear him far away from you he's. actually super close to you what the. [ __ ] so it's like reverse so if you. think he's super far yeah he's actually. super close so if you hear a whistle.
from way miles miles deep yeah yeah he's. actually like right beside you down. so where does this happen like it's kind. of like a Cryptid like yeah Venezuela in. the forests type thing that's fog yeah. so there's so much [ __ ] you have to. worry about now like I feel like no you. don't in the North in the north there's. like. um certain [ __ ] werewolves and [ __ ]. we have to worry about the the deer. sucking blood sucking [ __ ] creatures. and then if you go to the north on on.
the Asian side you got the yeti you got. big flow whatever and we got to worry. about the other [ __ ] like the Lorna. how many things we got to worry about. bro you really don't have to worry about. until you get into this that's why it's. like until you're walking in the 40s no. until you start reading about why and. then on top of that you got to worry. about [ __ ] mosquitoes you gotta worry. about spiders you got to worry about. raccoons I gotta revolve mountain lions. bears have you heard of The Statue. Theory too no so it's like every statue.
they're saying that uh ghost possessed. that statue so you know how statues. everywhere in the world right so imagine. we crack open Statue of Liberty how much. Spears do you think is in this living in. the Statue of Liberty since all because. it takes since statues are known to take. uh Spirits in them damn is that true. yeah that's another thing to worry about. I'm pretty sure somewhere I don't know. exactly where it might be it's either in. uh the Roman Empire or the the Greek.
Empire they had like certain statues. they put the bodies inside inside the. Statue that's why. that's crazy that's crazy that's not. just crazy so imagine imagine. um thousands of years later you get this. oh there's a nice art piece put in your. crib and then like the kid bumps it over. here. that's crazy that's wild I could never. do that forever and then if for whatever. reason like all of the bodies like come.
back to life. like you hear your [ __ ] statue like. rumbling like this. goes away. yo what's that noise and then it cracks. open I was like yeah whoa whoa. that's fine that's actually wrong that's. [ __ ] there's only movie ideas I want to. do bro yeah there's a lot there's so. many [ __ ] I want to do life imitates are. bro if you just literally live it you. could put it in a movie also also also. um I'm working on a a short film that. I'm trying to drop on Halloween so stay.
tuned for that that's gonna be next week. for y'all like this drops on yeah it's. really gonna be next week yes so keep it. out October 31st I'm trying to drop my. first I guess like YouTube short film. yes I haven't even started filming but I. finished like the script and stuff so. many theories yeah a lot of [ __ ] like to. make you think and that's exactly what. you expect for me yeah yummy exactly so. you you haven't gone out of that like. little niche you have yeah yeah yeah. exactly yeah we can edit there all right. thank you everyone for watching this.
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