DRAKE MICHAEL JACKSON THEORY, THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA, & STREETFIGHTS - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 11
I like that idea though. The energy? Yeah, the uh. Yeah, I found the whole room is. literally I zend everything, right? I. literally zend everything so I make sure. all the energy moves in one way. I don't. know. It's something like Chinese. uh like tradition. You know what I mean? Like zend or feng shui. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard of feng. shui. Remember in um Sweet Life on Deck? Oh, no, Sweet Life of Zack & Cody.
Yeah, yeah. London's like, "No, we got to put. everything like this, like this so it's. feng shui." And then they got like hella. rich. I forgot. And then they [ __ ] up the. feng shui and then they had like bad. luck after it. Oh, it was a bad luck episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it that? Yeah, I think so. vase broke, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah. Some [ __ ] like that. Yo, you know what the scariest thing was? Um. [ __ ] You know the ghost episode? Oh, um it was this one room in the hotel. that was just haunted, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then oh, Esteban was at the Esteban. was at the table and doing the [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did like a. conjuring [ __ ] Fam, that that [ __ ] was.
so scary first time. Like when you watched it? You weren't scared? No, I wasn't that scared. Bro, that [ __ ] is scary, bro. What? Yeah. No, that [ __ ] was scary cuz remember. they they they showed the ghost at the. end? No, who was the ghost? There's like a a lady that walked. through the [ __ ] door. Oh, through through the door, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. In the This is the OG Sweet Life, right? And then I think Sweet Life on Deck, they had one episode where um Zack was. getting like a haunting in his room. Remember that? No. I only like remember like parts of. the episode. Where? And then. And then he went to sleep and then he.
woke up all of the furniture in his room. is like boarded up on his door. I I feel like I remember it. That [ __ ] scared me, bro. Yeah. You ever had like a ghost experience. like that? Ghost expe- No. No? Oh, my sister. No way. Your sister? no, no. Listen. So, I'm playing I'm. playing eight ball or some [ __ ] with. Brandon on Skype. Mhm. And it was like 2:00 in the morning. 2:00 in the morning and then all I hear. through my headphones like a scream. Of your sister? Of my sister. [ __ ]. was like, "What? What?" And then I. looked. I opened the door.
And I closed it. I went back. And then. I'm playing on my bed, right? And then. this is around the time like I'm kind of. scared to play games at night. Yeah. Cuz like my parents will come in like if. I'm too loud. Mhm. Hit me, right? So I'm playing for. another like good 20, 30 minutes. Yeah. And then all I hear is my door open. And. then you know the ones when you close. your eyes and then you go. Yeah. Fake your sleep? Yeah. I did that. But then I looked at the. door. and it was just my sister and she was. just standing there. Just standing there? Just standing there. What did she say? Nothing. She just stood there for like a. good minute. And then she closed the.
door and went back. So she screamed and then she like went. back? Yeah. Like 30 minutes later came back. you be like, "What's going on?". No, cuz I thought she was sleepwalking. Oh, she sleepwalks? I Yeah. Like not like sleepwalks. sleepwalks, but like she wakes up. sometimes and just like starts crying. Nah, that's scary, bro. was younger she used to cry all the time. like in her sleep. Like in her sleep? Yeah. It's like something's like. demonizing her. Damn, that's crazy. Bro, I used to be so scared. That's why. now I have a lock on my room. So what happened like the first time she. did that then? That was the first time. the first time? time that like she came to my room. But. like leading up to that she sometimes.
like cry and then my mom would have to. be like, "Yo, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.". Where the hell? scary, man. You don't have like stories in Sri. Lanka, fam? Nah, not really. Have you been to the. Philippines? Nah, I still haven't been, bro. You plan on going? I want to go as soon as I can just so I. can enjoy it, you know? Cuz I feel like. when I'm older I can't do the same stuff. that I can now. Yeah. Like partying and [ __ ] you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So all of your family. alive? Yeah. Lowkey I want to go like right now. with a friends type thing. Yeah. Even with family too cuz I still haven't. been at all. Where's your family like in the. Philippines like Manila or like.
Manila and some in the provinces like. Dumaguete and like Negros, all of those. areas. Yeah, I went to Sri Lanka. It's like. 2007. That's how I got the scar. Oh, yeah. Tell that story, fam. god. Oh my god. So I'm just. So wait, you fell, right? Or some [ __ ]. So basically. You got got the Harry Potter scar. Um I was playing tag with the kids in. like the apartments. It's like a big big. apartment, right? Yeah. So, I'm playing tag with them and their. little Tamil voices and stuff. Yeah. And then I'm like running on the bottom. floor, I tripped over this curb and.
smashed my head against the cement. Smashed my head against the cement and. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for. like 5 minutes. Damn, you got keyed? Yeah, I got keyed. I remember getting. keyed and then I just I like I remember. I woke up like this and then people are. just around me. [ __ ]. like I think one of the kids went to go. call my mom cuz she was upstairs, like. three floors up. And then my mom came, like picked me up and then I just. remember sitting down, sitting down and. then like the door's over there. All the kids are like worried and stuff. I was like that's the first time I felt. love. I felt nice. Oh my god. And then I got I.
had to get stitches and everything. There's like pictures, I have pictures. of like me with this big ass band-aid. How old were you when this happened? six, seven. Six, seven, yeah. And then. my I came home and then my dad was like, "Yo, you had one job, stay healthy and. like. That one job. You had one job, came back with a whole. ass scar. Yo, growing up like down there must have. been nice though. Yeah. It's like less to worry about. when when you're a kid you don't have to. worry about getting like rapists and. [ __ ]. Yeah. or like child molesters you have out. here. Like down there all the kids are. outside playing, eh? Yeah, exactly. Like they were playing.
cricket and stuff. Mhm. Fun, man. It was actually fun while I. was there. it's kind of rare to see that here cuz. like. Nowadays. cuz everyone's either just well yeah, especially now. But but kids even they. just play video games, man. They they. don't really go outside like let's go. play war or let's play like. when you see like all the all the bikes. in front of a man's crib. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, man. You don't see that a lot anymore though. Yeah. This is man's playing Fortnite. now. Yeah, everyone's playing Fortnite. And. eventually it's just going to be on the. VR headsets. Everyone's going to be. chilling.
But like I guess that's a new experience. for them. But like I like if I have kids. like God push them to go outside. I want. to put them in sports and stuff. You know what though, when I was little. my my parents didn't let me out that. much though, surprisingly, yeah. Just cuz just cuz it was always like oh, there's strangers that might kidnap you. and [ __ ] you know? I wasn't allowed to play like like games. like COD and [ __ ]. Wait, what? When I was younger, yeah. Why? Oh man, no cuz like you know they're. they're from a war-torn country, right? Oh, true. guns and stuff. So they're they're. trying to give me a new life, right? yeah. Now I understand why they didn't, but.
like then I was just like, "Oh my god.". Cuz one time. Yeah. to the library and I rented a Black Ops. BO1. Yeah, yeah. And then I came back with it and I. started playing it on on the PS3. Black Ops, right? Black Ops, yeah. Ops. And then my sister came. Yeah. downstairs and looked at the TV and then. she's like, "Mom!". Hazed me, man. That was crazy. My mom. goes downstairs. She snitched on him. Snitched. She said she's a DW. Yes, oh my god. And then I was like, "Arthur.". Oh man. And then my mom goes downstairs, looks at the TV, looks at me. Yeah. Good ones, though. You're returning.
right now. And she drove me and I had to. return it. Cuz I had like soccer practice and. stuff, yeah. Yeah, man. I was so mad. But then now. it's like chill cuz like I'm older and. stuff, but. Yo, see like that's crazy you said that. cuz my parents were so different. Yeah. My my parents didn't give a [ __ ] what I. what I played or what what like I. watched. They put on like Kill Bill when. I was like only seven. Only seven? Or like six years old. What's Kill Bill again? The Quentin Tarantino movie with the. samurai. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's still pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. And there's like hella. blood, hella violence, right? I was even playing freaking like Call of.
Duty straight out the gate. My first one. of my first games was like Call of Duty. 2. Oh. World War II one. That's the one I like. I went to my. cousin's and I played that. Like that's. like only time I could play like those. games. Yeah, and then. and COD 4. Oh, COD 4. I remember COD 4. COD 4 was crazy. Cuz I I I'd only watch like walkthroughs. and stuff. I couldn't play it. So I had to go on YouTube and watch it. Damn, bro. I feel for you, man. Yeah, I missed out on a big part of my. like again like I didn't get to. experience like me getting roasted. Nah, but when you're in Sri Lanka, you. can play that [ __ ] in real life, though. Carrying an AK, oh man.
Carrying an AK while you're on the road. Cuz my dad would tell me stories they. would have fights with slingshots and. [ __ ]. What? Yeah, they would like they would be like. strapped up with slingshots and like. running around the street. Bro, the games my dad said he played in. Sri Lanka like there's one he said that. all like men would get on a ladder and. go up against the wall and just balance. off it when they're like up high up. high. Woah, what the [ __ ]. Just to see if you can balance. I was. like, what? Why? Yes, bro. I don't know. Just them, bro. Like I was like, okay. The heck? Cuz like he he was he was saying that.
story to me when I was helping him with. the roof. Yeah, yeah. And then I was holding it and he's like. And he's like, yo, watch this. I was like, yo, yo, chill out, chill. out, chill out. Cuz like when I was a young kid, yo, oh. my god, when I was like 4 years old. Mhm. I remember like like 2 minutes my. parents would be late, I'll be like, did. they die? Oh, yo, I know those ones, bro. worried, bro, cuz like that's the only. people I like really like know like. that. I know those ones like when when your. parents like, okay, wait in the car. Yeah. And then they leave and then you're. you're waiting there for a little bit. too long and like, yo,
wait a minute, did something go wrong? Get out and you just the car starts. honking when you get out cuz it's. locked. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo, I hate that was that that shit's so. embarrassing. Heart starts racing? Yeah, cuz you don't know what to do. You're like, I got to find them cuz. they're going. The loudest noise, oh my gosh. What else. is there, man, growing up as a kid? You ever broke anything in your life? Nah. Yeah, me either. I never broke anything. Yeah, I never broke anything. And then I. remember the one time I did say I never. broke anything, the next day the ankle. injury. Oh, the ankle injury, yeah. Yeah, that's the only thing that's. really bothered me. That's it.
Yeah, me too. I think the only injuries. I had were from my ankle. Oh, no, my. wrist. I sprained my wrist so many times. from boxing. Like it's it's literally I. think it's permanently like it's weak. Yeah, it's like cartilage it's like some. like with with my ankle especially it's. like cartilage. It's like it messes up. your whole thing. Like if anything's going to get injured, it's going to be this wrist. Like it it. So I I wrap it like extra whenever I. box. No, it's my it's my right hand. So I. lead like this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my right hand. When did you start fighting? I started fighting 2013. 2013? No, 20 I think 2012 I started learning, 2013 I had my first fight. I had my my.
first fight and then 2 months later I. did the championship and then I won that. national championship. So you're undefeated? Nah, I I got defeated. I lost first. fight. Oh, you lost your first? How was that? Like, how was that on your on your. heart? Yo, okay. When when you go into a fight, you ever been in a street fight? Nah, for real. That's why I want to be. in a street fight so I can see how well. I do. Wait, you've never been in a street. fight, huh? Nah. Damn. I've been in like one scrap in. elementary. I consider some elementary like depends. how serious it was. I consider some. elementary. It was like mad was beefing about a. soccer ball. You throw hands? Yeah. Not like throw hands. It was like.
more wrestling. That's why I'm sick at. wrestling on the ground. Bro, I've been I've been in like I want. to say at least like five elementary. schoolyard fights. What? Like with hands. Like full-blown? Yeah, like full like throw hands. You're cheesed. Bam. So, this is what happened. This is. what happened. I remember this time we. were playing football, right? And we. were arguing over some [ __ ] and he. said some [ __ ] to me that pissed me off. And then he pushed me, right? Yeah. When you when you push someone, that's. like that's like all right. Rapsodo. push any you don't push just anybody. Like, if you push someone, you're you're. going to get a response. It's either.
you're going to be your [ __ ] or like. they're going to retaliate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bam. I'm not being no one's [ __ ]. Wait, was this kid older than you? Nah, we're the same age. Oh, okay, okay. We're the same age. So, he pushed me, right? Yeah. And he pushed me and then grabbed me. like this. Right? He grabbed my like my shirt. Yeah, that that's. I left hook right to his neck. Left hook. right to his neck and he's like, "Oh, fuck.". And then he got hurt like just from. that. Like like he started crying and. [ __ ] right? Okay, this is what. happened. His boys So, two two of his. like best friends, they came over. This. was I want to say like grade five,
something like that. Maybe maybe a. little bit younger. Probably grade five. But, they came over and then they wanted. they wanted to scrap me now, right? Cuz. I hurt one of his boys. So, you had to fight both of them, too? Bro, this guy came running at me like. charging. Front kick right to his chest. like that. Dead ass. Dead ass. Like, I'm not making. this [ __ ] up. This is some silver type [ __ ]. Front kick like straight to straight to. his chest. Pow. And then this guy starts crying. And then the other guy didn't want no. smoke anymore. Oh, he just got scared. know what happened? Yeah, and then you. know what happened after? Yeah. They both went to the teacher like, "Oh,
yo. He he he like hurt us. Blah, blah, blah, this and that. And I got in. trouble, bro. gosh, man. I got in trouble. Sometimes you got to eat those ones. still. And then you went to the. principal and your parents came? I I think it was um it wasn't that. serious. I think. Oh, okay. I think it was like. out. Not serious to them? No, no, no. Cuz uh the the the teacher. that was guarding, you know what I mean? You know when the teacher like what. watches the yard? She was a really cool. teacher. So, I think she's like, "All. right, you know what? You guys like just. figure it out, you know?". Oh, between yourselves type of thing. Yeah, yeah. Like she she's like, "Just. talk it out, blah blah, this and that.".
She don't want to make a big deal about. it. She's She's one of those cool. teachers though. If you got one of the. strict ones, oh, it's the office, you. know what I mean? gosh, man. Yeah. I hated strict teachers. You ever got in trouble like that? Oh, man. Oh, one time. This was like I. was Oh my god, rascal of a kid. Yeah. So, grade one, my my guy. I'm not going. to name names, but it's my guy, right? It's my best friend right now in grade. one. We're playing mini sticks. Remember. mini sticks? You see all the kids play. mini sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, we're playing and then this. guy like kind of pushes him, starts. beefing with him. Yeah. takes his stick. And I'm like, "Yo, I'm.
running up.". Word? I'm running up. Yeah, yeah. And then I took his stick I took the. stick back, all right? I started like. kind of pushing him, pushing him. And. then I bit him. You bit him? I bit him. I BIT HIM, BRO. ARE YOU BITING PEOPLE, BRO? I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS. Oh my god, man. I was a little [ __ ] man. I was a little. [ __ ] And then Oh my god, I'd go home. for lunch. And then obviously the. principal told like I went home for. lunch, right? So, when my dad came, basically told him. And then I was like,
And then he took me home. And then we. came back I came back with my mom. And. then he's like, "Go apologize." Damn, bro. I was trying to run up on my. friend, bro. You're not going to allow. this to happen? But I bit him, so yeah. This guy came out and then I apologized. I'm like, "Sorry, man. I bit you.". This guy bit the kid. Oh my god. Oh my gosh, man. See, my parents when I got in trouble. with fighting, they were always cool. with it. Oh, they like understood kind of? Like. you were standing up for yourself. In in their perspective, they told me to. they rather have me be the one beating. someone else up than me getting beat up, you know? That's true. And that's kind of I I see where they're.
coming from, too. Yeah, you rather have that presence. around that school around the school. Yeah, right. take [ __ ]. Yeah, in instead of instead of you being. the one that's picked on. Yeah. Pick on other kids. Even though that's. less tough, that's still bad. Yeah. But. I didn't like pick on kids like that, you know? I didn't I didn't pick on kids. like that. But like if someone tested. me, Heart's coming out now. Yeah. Oh, man. That's how I grew up though, you know? Cuz like I I think it's really my my. parents they they brought me up to be. like that. Yeah. Like putting like surrounding. yourself with that kind of. Like the the mindset that if if someone.
tests me, like, you know? But at the. same time they all they also told me to. be smart. Yeah. Like don't just fight anyone. Yeah, just fight for a reason at least. Like don't don't go [ __ ] try and beat. up 12 mans by yourself, like. that's what you did. Two mans and one. went to cry. No, cuz cuz those the other two they. weren't there at the time. So it was. just me, right? and they just ran over. That's That's. funny. That's some movie [ __ ]. Some Bruce Lee [ __ ]. This this is a like a that's 100% true. story. Like no exaggeration found. Like.
literally no exaggeration. Wait, was this your hair or picking? No, this is a scar, bro. Oh, okay. It's a scar, bro. So the origin story. Yeah. That was crazy. No, the origin story the. real origin story is Gildan hoodies. Oh, Gildan hoodies. So we go studios. Yeah. What was that guy's name that we watched. on uh. Ricky Lee? No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, the other Asian guy, yeah. From Toronto. I forgot. I forgot. Oh, man. And then he was reviewing the. Gildan hoodies and we were watching it. together in class. You know who put that whole wave on. though? It was Kanye. Kanye, yeah. Cuz like the you know the. blank pastel type. I like that earth. tone though.
Yeah. The earth tones are nice. Kanye started that whole thing, right? Whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think is the future. for Kanye with uh. Gap? With Gap? Tall. I don't know. I don't think it I don't. think it'll hit different. going to be like another Yeezy line. Yeah. Yeah, it might be still. Cuz I don't I don't know. Yo, you remember the the Kanye Drake. beef though? Oh, man. Are they still beefing? They're still. beefing, right? it's like Drake Drake took a path where. he's like, "Oh, I'm the bigger type. thing, but he's still cheesed at Kanye. Yeah. Yo, do you know the. um the Sicko Mode theory? Nah. Nah, you have to tell me.
Fam, okay, this this one I I found. online and this one was one of the times. like my mind was blown. Yeah. Cuz it blew right over my head, right? You remember Sicko Mode came out what? 2000. 2018. yeah, yeah. So, Sicko Mode came out 2018. Drake and. Kanye were beefing at the time. yeah. Right? He was beefing with Pusha T. before that, right? All right. So, do. you remember the line in Sicko Mode? On. Drake's verse, Drake goes, "Crept down. the block, made a right, cut the lights, That's what. paid the price. Oh, checks over stripes. Yeah, yeah.
That's what I like. Yeah, right? So, he. said that [ __ ] Bro, he said that [ __ ]. and then people did like a Google Maps. of Drake's mansion, his neighborhood. Oh, in Calabasas. In Calabasas. Kanye lives in Drake's. neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, they're like a couple doors. down. Yeah, yeah. So, so they put the lyrics. beside the picture. "Crept down the. block, made a right, Oh! and it's Kanye's crib, fam. It's Kanye's. crib. So, so the theory is Drake put. that in to say that he [ __ ] him at. nighttime. So, "Crept down the block,
cut the lights, paid the price.". Maybe this is where In My Feelings comes. into play. Yeah, so so and then remember um In My. Feelings with Kiki? You Yeah. nickname, no? Yeah, that's Kim's nickname. So, Kim and. I think Khloe, their nicknames were like. Kiki and Coco, right? And then Kanye, he. Kanye came out with a whole video. He. was like, "Yo, [ __ ] Drake. Blah, blah, blah.". it was the the one where he's on like a. train station or something. Yeah, he's like he's like, "If If I was. going to make a song like that, I would. never use a. Rihanna. Was it yeah? Like like a name that sounds like RiRi. cuz it could could be mixed up with.
Rihanna. Same thing with like Kiki and. his wife. So, Kanye's like, "You're. making people think you [ __ ] my wife.". Oh, yeah. Remember that [ __ ]. Yeah, and then Drake posted him in LA. like he just landed and then the camel. emoji. I was like, "Whoa.". Bro, so. Yo. So, that Sicko Mode like lyric, it blew. over my head the first time. So in a. sense, that whole Sicko Mode track, his. whole verse could have been a diss track. to Kanye. Kanye. On Travis' song. On Travis' song, bro. Travis dates Kylie. Kylie is Kim's. sister. Basically. Yeah. That's Oh my gosh. Big brain move.
Crap down the block. Meter right. gosh, man. Cut the lights. I paid the price. Checks. over stripes. That's what he said. Yo. Cuz adding that at the end of it. kind of ties it together. Yeah. The checks over stripes. Cuz cuz Kanye's Kanye's Adidas, bro. Oh my gosh. Cuz Drake was about to sign. with Adidas. Yeah, yeah, he was. And then Pusha T. [ __ ] that up for them. Yeah. [ __ ] the whole [ __ ] man. And then Drake went back with Nike. And. then Kanye That's when the Kanye beef. like arose. Yeah. Who's winning hit for hit? Drake or.
Kanye? Kanye? Cuz I asked this before. That's That's really It's really close. It's really close. I'm going to I'm. going to have to say Drake just because. I'm more of a Drake fan. Yeah, same. But Kanye, I'll never discredit Kanye. He's one of the goats. Kanye put a lot of people on. Yeah. In the game. Not even going to lie. Now. Now he's like, you know, kind of. decline. Yeah. Kanye's in one of my favorite songs of. all time. What's the song? Erase me with Kid Cudi and Kanye. That's. my favorite song ever. I'll play it for. you. Yeah. It's like keep on running, keep on. running. Yeah, I might have heard it. I might. have heard it. I think I've heard heard.
it. Can stay away from you. Yo, so my my thing is that like if I. ever direct a movie, if I ever direct a. rom-com specifically. That's the song. I'm going to use that song. Cuz if you. listen to that song, it's like so. perfect where it would work in like a. chase scene. Yeah. Like a shorty's getting away or like the. guy's trying to trying to see somebody. the end of the movie? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like like the the. climax of the scene, right? Like that. song would be so perfect and I really. want to use that song like if I ever. direct. the instrumental. It's just I haven't. heard it in a minute, bro. Yeah, it's old it's old song.
It's called Pursuit of Happiness, right? No. Was it? This Kid Cudi's It's on uh. Oh, on Cudi's album. Man on the Moon II. Oh. Yeah, Man on the Moon II. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like one of my favorite Cudi like. projects, too. Cudi what? I I didn't really get into. Cudi. It's only one track. Pursuit of Happiness? Yeah. Yeah. Day and night obviously. Yeah, Day and Night Day and Night. That's a classic. But yeah, I haven't. really gotten into Cudi like that, but. his hums. You're You're big like Drake fan though. Drake Drake Drake Drake's. Like you you've just been Drake fan from. time. From like 2010. Mhm. Like. What's your first Drake song you like. ever. Successful. Successful? Crazy. Cuz that's what I like kind of.
build my life around now. Cuz like you. know, I just want to be I just want to. be successful. That and then obviously like Best I Ever. Had, Find Your Love, like those are the. first songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. on the radio and stuff. I just hear it. every I remember I went to a. uh Blue Jays game. Yeah. I think it was Jose Bautista's walkout. song was like Find Your Love. Or Over. It was Over. Oh, Over. It was Over, yeah. And I was I was I was in the stands and. my dad just looked at me and he already. knew like I was about to sing the whole. Oh man, Drake yeah, man. Too many people here and. they didn't know last year. Who the.
Damn, I'm telling you Drake's actually. the goat, bro. One of the goats, though. People. discarded him a lot, which is kind of. sad, but hey man. I think they discredit him because it's. so much people know about him. Yeah. So in a sense he is he's kind of you. could say he's overhyped, but. Yeah. but he's he's meant to be like that. You. know what I mean? He is the goat. It's like that that whole Meek Mill. situation, the ghostwriting thing kind. of hurt him. But like people have to. realize like Kanye has ghostwriters. One. of them was Drake. Jay-Z has. ghostwriters. Considered one of the.
goats. Had Kanye write for him, had. Drake write for him even. Like all right. Those are the ones I was looking at. theories. This is a theory about Drake. So Drake. had a song with Michael Jackson, right? Yeah, Don't Matter to Me. Don't Matter to Me, right? On Scorpion. When was the last time we ever heard of. Michael Jackson before that? Never. Never? Never. Last time Last time was like on. his track. Yeah. His own track, right? Yeah. So my theory is Drake bought all of the. unreleased Michael Jackson and he's. using the melodies for his own tracks. That's your theory? Listen, listen, listen. When was the.
last time we heard Michael Jackson? On. Scorpion. Yeah. With Drake, right? Yeah. Bro, if If think about it, Drake is. known taking inspiration from flows, right? What's stopping Drake from buying. the unreleased Michael Jackson and using. those flows for his own tracks? Nothing. Nothing. Cuz the man has all the money in the. world. He has all the money in the world, right? And for Drake to stay so relevant. through all these years with classic. tracks that that last that stand the. width of time. Yeah. Who makes like classic music like that. that stands with the time? Michael. Jackson. Michael Jackson. You listen to any Michael Jackson song. right now, it will it still hits today,
you know what I mean? Yeah. Same with Drake's music, bro. So my. theory is Drake bought all the. unreleased Michael Jackson. Like everything. And he has that in his. bank. Like he has that at his disposal. Like with MJ versus or like just. Either just MJ versus or either just. unreleased. and stuff like that. Just un- no, unreleased like literally. his bank of unreleased [ __ ]. Damn. Cuz Look look look, if someone else had. it, we would have we'd have heard it by. now, you know what I mean? We would have. heard it by now. But no one else has it. Nobody else has it. Drake has one of them, which is. If Michael Jackson's family still had. it, we would have heard something by.
now. I swear, I think it was like someone. related to MJ was cheesed that Drake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So maybe it goes deeper in then. I I have extended theory to this, okay? Okay. A Boogie, he dropped the track Look Back. at It. He used He used Michael Jackson's flow, remember? Yeah. Right? What was the song again? Um Dun dun my life in a dun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that flow was Michael Jackson. like literally Michael Jackson flow. He. even credited. No? So I dug deep, right? I dug deep. I said dug deep in the Reddit the.
subreddits and stuff. I looked at I looked at the credits, right? Why is OVO sound. on the credits of that song? Why? Why? On the On Look Back at It? On Look Back at it. Why is OVO credited. on it? What? No way. I think it's under Boy Wonder, OVO. Hold on. Song credits. One of the names is Boy Wonder. Michael Jackson, yeah. One of it is is Boy Wonder his his real. name is. Yeah, his real name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see it. Bro, tell me why. Why is he credited on. that [ __ ]. Atlantic Records is part of Drake.
Now listen, listen, listen. I have. extended theory to this, right? Yeah. We know Drake and and Weeknd beefed. Sadly, yeah. Yeah. But but but before that, they were. tight. I mean, they were tight. They. were tight. It was OVO XO. They were. tight. the Weeknd's music, what does it sound. like? Michael Jackson. Fam, the Weeknd's music sounds like. Michael Jackson. He's the next MJ, in my opinion. He's. basically MJ. if if if you take any of the Weeknd. songs and then just use Michael. Jackson's voice, it sounds like a Michael Jackson track. Yeah, just replace the instrumental with. with Michael.
Jackson's voice, it's going to sound the. same, fam. Now now back this, okay? My. my theory is that the reason the Weeknd. and Drake started beefing is because the. Weeknd has half of the rights to these. unreleased Michael Jackson. Yo, it's not cuz of Bella Hadid. Yeah, it's not. the music. It's cuz of the music. Cuz this this. started from way back, way back. OVO XO, remember? Last song was what? Crew Love, 2012. Yeah. And then after that happened, then. we heard Michael Jackson on Scorpion. Yeah. It's around that same time.
Wait, dude. That's what I'm saying, bro. So look look look look look. And then in. my opinion, in my opinion, what's. stopping him from Okay, look. Let's. let's say a management team has the. rights to [ __ ] Michael Jackson's. music. Yeah. Yeah. Now, what's stopping Drake from from. just keeping Michael What's stopping him. from getting the Prince? What's stopping. him from getting the Whitney Houstons? What's stopping him from getting all of. these dead artists' unreleased music? Oh man, cuz like there's no real like. want for it anymore. Exactly. We're not going to hear this. [ __ ] no more. If you. We're going to hear it through them.
to hear it through them. And fam, when you have that much money. and and you're you're you're trying to. rise to the top, to be at the top, you. have to do these things, you know what I. mean? Like this is how you stay at the. top. Damn. Now, what if cuz like it kind of. it kind of makes sense cuz in 2016, Weeknd releases album. Yeah. And then Drake and them were friends. Yeah. Right? And then what if Drake kind of. used the Weeknd to get like a track like. Don't Matter to Me on Scorpion two years. later? or. some of like Who knows who knows some of. the Drake tracks could be Michael. Jackson's like melodies already.
Like Tom flies. Yeah. And then he's already just he's just re-. recreating the lyrics. Exactly, bro. That's what I'm saying. They're just recreating lyrics using the. same melody. YO. WHAT? Cuz fam, like. That's that's crazy. Where did all the songs go? Where did they actually go? Where did the music go, fam? Yeah, like what's the point of holding. them albums? Exactly. What's the point of holding it? Like in case your friends are about. about to die. Exactly. oh man. If the family still had it, we would. have heard from it.
Oh my god. Oh, also there's there's a there's. another like little thing about it. Remember on war? Yeah. The boy that sang on Thriller. You know. that's been mine. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Fam, what if cuz in my opinion, right? This is like from my view. What if that. was an inside joke for his boys? Like, "Oh yo, I got these Michael Jackson. tracks.". Oh my god. The boy that sang on Thriller. You know that's been. Yeah. Oh, yo. Yo, chill out. Chill out. Chill out. That's oh man. Holy [ __ ].
Holy [ __ ] Yo, you ever heard about. the Mr. Krabs theory? No, I don't know. What's that? god. So basically, you know how Mr. Krabs is the only crab in the ocean? Yeah, yeah. In SpongeBob? Yeah. He killed off every crab to make. Krabby Patties. Wait, what? How How do you know that? Cuz listen, bro. It kind of makes sense. cuz remember. Like all for for the Krabby Patty. formula? Yeah, the Krabby Patty formula. Okay, okay. K. So basically, he's a cannibal. Yeah. That that's what's been established. So. basically, you know that episode when um. Mr. Krabs and Plankton, they were like. best friends. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. Yeah. And they worked together and stuff. But.
then it all led to that one like them. finding out that recipe. Yeah, yeah. over it. Yeah. And then, you know how they that that. one scene when they're like ripping the. formula together? Yeah. Mr. Krabs basically ripped off the part. where it says that crab meat is the the. secret formula. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. And that's why Plankton's business, the. Chum Bucket, isn't doing so well because. he doesn't have the the meat. And that's. why Mr. Krabs was scared. Yeah. when the um when the food inspector. came. Oh. Yeah. When the food inspector came. Cuz. think about it. Oh. That's crazy. Yeah, that's so true.
his own wife. THINK ABOUT IT. YO. YO. YO. I'M TELLING YOU, BRO. I'm. telling you, bro. It all makes sense. It. all makes sense. Cuz Pearl's adopted. Has to be adopted. Yo, that's crazy. Yo, I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling. you. So, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. So, oh. wait. Remember that episode where Mr. Krabs had like a bunch of crabs that a. bunch of his like family came? Or was it. Plankton's family? No, it was. Was it Mr. Krabs' family? Uh I don't think it was. Was it Plankton's family? It had to be Plankton's cuz I didn't see. no other crabs. It was Plankton's family. It was. Plankton's family. And then he pretended.
it was made out of plankton, but it. wasn't. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what I'm. saying. Yeah. It was like a joke, like a nudge kind. of. Yeah. But he doesn't Plankton didn't know that. that it was him cuz he's the only crab. left. Yo, you know what though? It's literally. called Krabby Patty. Exactly. Exactly. And SpongeBob's a. victim to the crime. Damn, bro. He doesn't know he's cooking Mr. Krabs. That's why he's so selfish and greedy. Yeah. Yeah. He hires someone. And and you know you know the chum. bucket? You know what chum is? Nah. Chum is pretty much just like fish that. they like the leftover parts of fish.
they use to fish. You know when you go fishing? So, pretty. much you chum the water to make fish. come. But like but like you just take like uh. fish that you don't use and you like rip. it up. It's leftover fish. So, pretty. much the chum bucket it's it's fish. Oh, so maybe that's his Plankton's way. of like kind of making up for that crab. meat. Yeah. The lack of crab like. Yeah. Yeah. BUT I'M TELLING YOU, BRO, THAT MAKES. SENSE. It makes sense. And I read on. Reddit on a subreddit it was like. Yeah. this guy making one of the SpongeBob. games for like the DS or something.
Mhm. And he was talking about oh like don't. mention any like formulas or anything. like that. Wait. Like oh like it's made out of crab meat. Like those like kind of slight things. Wait. Yeah. And and that's why I saw and it got. upvoted there so I kind of I looked at. it and I was like damn. Fam, it makes sense. It makes sense. Yo, it does make sense though cuz cuz. there's no other crabs. Exactly. He's the only crab. He killed. his wife. There's no Mrs. Krabs. Damn. There's no Mrs. Krabs, so it makes. sense. It makes sense. Yo, do you do you know that theory um. the skin theory of SpongeBob? Nah. So, okay, this one's crazy. All right,
get ready for this one, man. You know. how in SpongeBob there's always an. episode or there's always a moment where. someone peels back their skin and. they're somebody else? Yeah. So, look look look. Remember that. episode of. um was it the chocolate salesman? And. then he peeled his skin and he's like, "Oh, I'm actually somebody else.". Oh, yeah yeah yeah. It's this guy again, remember? Or or uh. remember that that one episode where. Patrick was actually like a gorilla? Nah. So, so he's like, "Patrick, are Is it. isn't that you, Patrick?" And then and. then Patrick said, "No, I'm I'm in the. gorilla costume, right?" And then.
there's another Patrick and he unzips. and it's actual gorilla. You don't. remember that scene? What? No, no, no, no. I forgot about it. for you. Yeah, I forgot about it, though. Damn. Look at this. Look at this. This one. Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. So, remember there's two Patricks? There. there's a This was Patrick actually. dressed as a gorilla and this was. Patrick but an actual gorilla. So, there's a ongoing like theme of. unzipping and someone else. The whole episode. No, like throughout the whole show. Throughout the whole show. Like you see. that a lot. Yeah. Like you even see. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Now I'm starting to. remember.
You even see like sometimes um you. remember that one scene where where. SpongeBob like shows light or some [ __ ]. and then all of his skin burns? yeah, yeah. So, there's a on occurring like ongoing. theme of yeah. Like ongoing theme of. like skin like skin peeling back and. [ __ ]. And do you remember remember in that. same episode with the gorillas? He's. like, "There's a horse." Remember the. horse one? And he's like, "Um Franklin, they're onto us." or some [ __ ]. remember? Franklin, they're onto us. What do you mean they're onto us? Like. who were those people? Fam, what if. Damn. Bro, take take in like we just let that.
we just let that episode fly by. We just. let that slide by. Yeah. We we just we just accepted it. So, so. the theory is that this skin theory is. kind of what do you call it? It's like. desensitizing us to the fact of skin. peeling back and becoming somebody else. Yeah. Now, there was one who was like at. the end of SpongeBob the Movie. Yeah. It was like, you know how SpongeBob and. Patrick were like dried out cuz they. were above water? And then they like the. their tears came together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then ever since then it was like.
it's like SpongeBob and Pat- SpongeBob. in general like the show after that it. was like different. They were. What do you mean? What do you mean. different? more childish and stuff. Oh, yeah. That's true. So like it's like it's like them saying. that the OG like the original like. SpongeBob SquarePants. died. died and like Patrick and that whole. universe kind of died. Yeah. Well, like him and Patrick died, but. then they get recreated into like. another like a part It's like SpongeBob. Damn. So that's why like it's like. of sad, bro. That's kind of sad. That's why they're more childish and. stuff. That's true cuz it was a different voice.
actor, too. Different voice actor, different. everything for them. Damn. That's crazy. Fam. Oh, man. It gets sad, man. I miss I. miss shows like SpongeBob. Yeah, there's no more cartoons like that. anymore. There's like no shows like that anymore. Yeah, no more shows like that, too, either. Is there even cartoons coming out? Oh, like Rick and Morty, but Rick and. Morty's for adults. That's for adults. Like for kids, like. they have to watch like mediocre actual. shows. That's facts. Yeah, there's nothing that hits like. that no more. Nothing that hits like that. Cuz bro, like SpongeBob that'd be a. family show. Like families would watch. it, too. Like the parents and stuff. But. now there's no more shows like that.
It's all like on Netflix and stuff like. that. Damn. That's true, bro. Yeah. That's what's kind of sad. Like. Netflix take kind of taking over. But I think it's yeah. Yeah. That That's. why I copped like a a VHS TV so I can. play all of those old [ __ ] you know? I have bare, too. Like bare VHS. TVs. Yeah, like Barney and stuff like. that. Yeah. Cuz a lot of shit's not on. Netflix, you know? And it's it's a. different feeling. Yeah. When you play something on like a a LCD. screen compared to like a old box TV. Kind of takes you back. Yeah, it takes you back so much, man. Oh, man. Like the big box TVs.
Oh, man. I used to have that on the. ground play PS2. Yeah, it's a different feeling, bro. It's actually a different feeling. Oh, man. Like that I miss that. I miss. that that going out like on the bikes. and stuff. Facts. Yo, like, kids these days, man, like, take your time. I I think I think every generation, though, goes through that thing where. it's like, "Old kids these days.". Yeah. Yeah. Cuz look at us, you know what I mean? We were we were the kids these days, you. know? Yeah, like. You know? Oh, man. Now, we're going to be like our. parents. Yeah, cuz like when when when we see.
[ __ ] kids playing VR all day. Yeah. we're going to be like, "Oh, look at. kids these days.". bro, you didn't know about. Take off Take off the thing, bro. There's a whole world out there. But, now, like. But, then that's their norm. That's going to be their norm. And then that's just going to reoccur. like over and over the generations. But, it's sad, man. Like, people need to. Like, what side is that? Like, oh, like, driving. Like, I want to teach my kid. how to drive. Word. I think driving low-key might go. extinct. Yeah, sadly. Realistically, in in like a a completely. futuristic world where they're so.
advanced, they have everything to the T, everything's automatic. Yeah. The transportation's going to be so. automatic. Like, Tesla. That's one example of. coming up. Remember Elon Musk? He wanted to do that. thing where every single car is. self-driving and every single So, it. eliminates traffic. It eliminates like. driving times. Yeah, all in like succession. Yeah, so it's So, they're all. communicating with each other so that. they move like this. Unison. They move. unison. So, there's there's no traffic. It's It's like Bluetooth connection to. every car. Yeah. That'd be dope. Cuz like they're getting.
rid of like making gas cars. Yeah, yeah, it's true. fuel-fired cars by like 2030 or. something. Yeah, in 2030? Yeah, so that's like 20. though. About time, still. But, like, the making of it. They're. still going to have them on roads, but. like, yeah. It's kind of sad, though. I know. It's like that fuel going to the gas. station, you know, pumping it up. It's. nice. One thing one thing I I'm kind of weary. about for like the new generation is. talking to girls, man. Oh, that's already died down now. That's. already died down now. Like, mans don't even know how to talk. to girls no more. It's like, bro, like, back then, it'd be.
like, oh, through like. forgotten how to communicate. Yeah, it's communication. Like with. anyone, not just girls, but like. Yeah, just communication in general. It's like it's like so relied upon our. phones and stuff. Yeah, cuz everyone's like this. Everyone's like this. They're paying. They're paying attention. Yeah, there's. no more face-to-face interaction. It's kind of sad, man. That's why you. got to, you know, talk. Cuz. Just it's better. Cuz there's so much ways for us to like. keep occupied, right? Yeah. And if we weren't occupied, we'd be. doing other things to occupy us. So, if. there were no video games, if there were.
no TV, if there were no like streaming. services and [ __ ] right? go out and talk. We would We would be going out and and. finding something to occupy us. Exactly. That's where the creativity. comes in. Exactly, boy. That's why kids these days, they'll lack. the creativity that they need to. I think I think, okay, creativity is. different cuz the kids might have like. crazier outlets. Yeah. Whether it be like a virtual world, or. whether it be like Cuz look at us. We're. We could be more creative with. Photoshop, video editing, this and that. then they're more creative with like VR. and stuff. Yeah, they could be more creative with. like.
3D imaging, you know, CGI, this and. that, right? Yeah. But like communication, man, that's. Communication is a big one. Yeah. all start, especially with girls and. like guys, too. Facts. Like. You know, our generation, the year 2000, we're literally. like the last. No, we're literally the the bridge of. the old and new. Oh, that's what you mean. If you take it in, we're literally the. bridge of the old and new. That's like we're the perfect middle. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Cuz we appreciate the old a lot, but. also we we take we take part of the new. Yeah, it's true, still. Man's used to. like message on like MSN and stuff.
Yeah, MSN. MSN. That's the only way you could, like, on the computer. That's the only thing. Cuz we grew up with the internet. We. grew up with the internet. We grew up. with like all of that [ __ ] coming out. and coming out like at a better pace, you know what I mean? Yeah. But then like, damn. But then you. go to school and it's just like talk. face-to-face. You don't have your phone. or anything. Yeah. Okay, what do you think What do. you think about the newer generation? Do. you think they're going to appreciate. old [ __ ]. I don't know. Do you Do you think Do you. think there's always there where you. always appreciate old [ __ ]. Yeah, there has to be. But I'm only I'm only looking at it from. my perspective cuz I love old [ __ ] too,
you know? Yeah, same. But I can't say that about like let's. say let's say my my my niece that's like. super young. Yeah, like she won't she won't. understand cuz like like. cuz my little cousin that's super young, right? We're going to appreciate this, right? Like in 30 years. Yeah. Right? But then they're going to already. have an advanced version of this. Mhm. So they're they'd appreciate this more. So the last straw for this is gone if. that makes sense. No, but even even in the sense that. would they want to take part in old. media? Cuz look look look. Remember like. super old movies like the black and.
white [ __ ] We don't watch that, you. know what I mean? yeah, I don't. I don't mess with that. But I know there's some great ones. there. Yeah. But like just just me personally, I. won't like take my time out to go watch. that. But I'll still Yeah, I'll still. watch like a little bit newer genera-. like the like the '80s like the '90s. Like Scarface. Exactly. I'll watch those movies. Yeah. But I feel like the black and white's a. little bit farther down for me. for me, yeah. Yeah. Well, like for our parents, they they. appreciate that way more cuz they grew. up on that. Word. So I guess yeah,
No, but you know what? I I I sense like. our parents, they don't even appreciate. the old like that no more. They they. really love the new. Yeah, I'm actually starting to think. about it. Yeah, I'm starting to think. about it like. Bro, that's what I'm saying cuz that's. what I'm saying cuz low-key our. generation's changing. No, our. generation is the perfect gap. Generation Z We're generation Z, right? No, we're millennials. No, we're not millennials. I'm. millennial. We're generation We're right. after millennials. We're generation Z. Really? Yeah. So I think Gen. Oh, yeah. '90s kids are more. millennials. Yeah. So Gen Z is is that bridge from the old.
and new. Yeah, like early Gen Z. Mhm. Yeah. And I think I think the generation after. us, I forgot what it's called exactly. But um the generation after us, they. low-key they might only love the new, too. Yeah, they don't want to appreciate the. old. Cuz cuz if you if you even look at it. like they don't even appreciate old. rappers. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. Like they grew up they grew up on on Lil. Pump. They grew up on on Lil Uzi. They. grew up on, you know? Like those new SoundCloud rappers kind. of yeah. They they they're like, "Nah, I don't. want to listen to that Biggie. I don't. want to listen to all that.". Like Jay-Z, Nas, yeah.
don't want to listen to that [ __ ] bro. It's It's cuz it's the sound for them. That's what they're growing up on kind. of. So, that's the only sound that they. know. And then they listen to another. sound like Jay-Z, Nas, and stuff. Yeah. And it's just different. It's like, "Mhm, nah.". It's crazy. I remember Oh, yeah. So, what do you. think about like school like nowadays. especially with COVID and stuff like. online school? Cuz I said this I said. this. Yeah. a couple years ago. I was like I was. like, "Um I wouldn't be surprised if. school went completely online.". Bro, I've been saying this where school. is is going to end up being on a VR. headset. VR headset? Is that what you think? It's.
not going to be face-to-face. connections? Nah. Really? I think it's going to be like they're. going to cut down on teachers. But, the. only problem with this is there's going. to be a a learning curve or there's. going to be a lot of kids that can't. learn like that. yeah. And then they fail kind of. But, to make them be able to learn like. that is with like a virtual world. Oh, and then they VR headset everything. comes in. I don't know like It's kind of. sad though like school experience is. different, too. Mhm. Like that's how we grew up like. That's facts. Imagine like 40 years like our grandkids. Damn, I know. VR VR school now like what?
Fam, but what if what if even Yo, I said. this before, but this this is still. crazy to me. Like what if this life is. low-key just like a a couple minute. freaking lesson, but it feels like a. whole lifetime? For us? For us. We're like we're in a. simulation. Oh, yeah. We're in a simulation. This feels like a. whole lifetime, but when we get out of. the simulation, it was like a 10-minute. lesson. 10-minute Oh my god. On on like this time period. Oh man. Yo, and then COVID was a. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly, bro. Like. a whole lesson on like this time period.
with COVID, with like freaking all the. [ __ ] going on in the states. Like all the. Oh man. And then. and then we die. Nah, but like what it like we just wake. up we just wake up and it was maybe been. like 15 minutes lesson like, "Oh, how. was your class?". But, it felt like a [ __ ] lifetime, bro. gosh, man. And then we return back Oh my. gosh. Yo, we return back to base. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yo, chill. Matrix type [ __ ]. Yo. Like you you wake up in the tube.
Oh my gosh. Damn. You watch Rick and Morty? Rick and Morty? Barely. Not really. Oh, okay. I feel like you'll love that. You'll. love that. to get into it still cuz I watched like. a couple episodes here and there, but. like not like, you know, sat down and. watched it. Mhm. Yeah, you'll like that. Yeah, I like I I watched I seen clips. Mhm. I seen clips of those one of yourself. Where do you watch it? I watch it. I stream it. Oh, okay. like a site. I'll give you the site. Yeah. Cuz like I got time on Amazon Prime or. anything. So I was like. Yeah. You got to stream it. Yeah. Ever heard of um the Jordan theory? What's the Jordan theory? Okay, so when he retired in 1993, right?
He Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To go to baseball, right? After the. three-peat and everything. You know how. his dad died? You watched The Last. Dance? I didn't finish it. finish it? Okay. So basically, they kind. of went in into like all like his. retirement and like the baseball side of. things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He played for the. Barons, right? Yeah, yeah. So basically, um. Boy is cracked. Take it. Oh, still. Um basically, when he retired, you know. how he had a gambling problem? Yeah. So basically, he owed this notorious. drug dealer in the area.
Wait, wait, Jordan? Yeah, Jordan, a lot of money. Like he. owed him a lot of debt. Word. So they went He went to court and. everything, too, like for it. Oh, word? Yeah, like he. Was this in The Last Dance? No, not like the court part. The court. part wasn't in it. Word, okay, okay. They didn't showcase that part of the. that side of the story. All right, yeah, yeah. So he went to court and everything. And. uh so he testified. Yeah. Said like, "Oh, it's it's just a loan or. some shit." And then basically, he. didn't he didn't pay the drug dealer. like the money that he owed. Like it was. like a mil. Okay, yeah, yeah, and then. for a mil. And then that's 1993. happened, won the championship, right?
And then his dad got killed. That was. basically a message from the mob. So got. two teens. Oh, [ __ ] So the mob killed his dad? Yeah, and it. Wait, how did his dad die? It was like he was in a car and like. these two teens killed him. So, basically they paid those teens to like. Oh. uh like you know serve that. It was like. it doesn't make sense like how he died. Like oh, he died in a car but like he. was in the middle of nowhere. Like he. was at a gas station cuz he was tired. Nah, that's crazy. And then that's when he was like oh, I'm. retiring cuz like obviously his dad. died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was also cuz David Stern, the.
commissioner at the time, Yeah. suspended him. But they didn't want that. image to like like him. Woah. dealing with like a drug dealer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. want that image to ruin the NBA cuz it. was already ruined before, right? Yeah. And like it's only cuz of Magic and. Larry that it kind of you know got up. Yeah. So, yeah, that's basically the theory of. Jordan. Like he he was actually serving. a sentence, like his suspension, for. those like couple years. It was like a. year and a half. Yeah, cuz yo, it doesn't make sense you. would want to retire like that. Exactly. Like you're in your prime of. your career. Why are you trying to. retire? You just got off a three-peat. Nah, that's crazy.
Like I understand I understand that your. father died but like it has to go deeper. than that, bro. There's no way to be mid. at baseball, too. Damn. It makes sense. It makes sense. That's crazy. That's why LeBron's my goat. Bro, I'm telling you. Yo, that's actually mind-blowing stuff. It is cuz. Bro, there's no way. You're in your. prime. Why are you leaving? And then I guess he served that. sentence. Yeah, he served the sentence. And then there was this whole thing of. And then he was allowed to yeah. I'm back and then like. Damn, I never heard that theory before. Exactly, bro. It makes sense. It makes. sense. Mhm.
Cuz bro, like no way your dad just died. like that in the middle of nowhere. Cuz. like it was a story like he he was. driving. Yeah, yeah. like to to a far ass town. Yeah. he was tired and then he just pulled up. into a gas station or somewhere. Yeah. and just you know slept in his car and. then that's how he got killed. [ __ ]. How How do they know that he's in that. car at that. did they know he was there? Yeah. The mob definitely followed him. That's insane, bro. Crazy stuff. Wait, how did you hear about this? It was like The Last Dance and like it. was like obviously some research. Mhm. But like I can't like after watching The. Last Dance and like you know kind of. reading about like him going to baseball.
it's kind of got me thinking like why. would you leave in your prime of your. career like that? Mhm. Right? To hurt your legacy. But like it. didn't really hurt his legacy. Damn. Cuz his image is still intact. Damn, bro. But, Michael Jordan's still the goat. LeBron. Straight up. LeBron James. Fam, Michael Jordan is the goat, hands. down, bro. Okay. If you're using the rings argument, it's. it's invalid to me. And how is the rings invalid? He's six. Cuz cuz Bill Russell would be the goat. Bill Russell's not the goat because he. didn't have the impact that Michael.
Jordan had. LeBron has the same impact. No, he doesn't. No, listen. All right? LeBron James, we're only seeing his the. generation that watched him, we're only. seeing them now come into the league. Like the Lonzo's, the Zion's. We're only. seeing them come into the league. So, that's like the LeBron Yeah. Yeah, like Luka Dončić, especially. Mhm. So, that's like LeBron's thing now. So, we're only going to see the impact. LeBron had. Fam, the reason the reason I can't I. can't call LeBron the goat is because he. missed. Feel me? He lost five times in.
the finals. Okay. People lose, though. That's the. thing. Mayweather wouldn't be the goat if he. lost five times. Okay. Mayweather is considered a goat. If Mayweather lost five times, would he. still be the goat? It depends. No, he wouldn't. GSP lost. He's the goat of MMA, essentially. That's debatable. That's debatable. That's debatable. Him and Jon Jones, but. It's debatable. I don't know. You can't You can't hurt a. man for his losses. It's how they come. up. you you can when there's a man that. didn't lose. You feel me? You can when there's a man. that didn't lose.
That's true. There's a man that didn't lose, six for. six in the finals, fam. That. Amazing career, has a crazy [ __ ] like. this this already is a whole movement in. and of itself. Yeah, that's true. I mean, he changed culture. Culture was. changed, bro. Look at this. Culture was changed. No, I should I should be holding these, actually. Culture was changed, bro. No, cuz I don't know. It's like LeBron's. don't hit like that like Jordan's, obviously. Yeah. But, like, You know why they don't hit like that?
We have. it time. Bro, you know why they don't hit it like. that? Because Jordan is the OG. That's. why Jordan's the goat. He's the OG. the goat. He's. Hey, People put people put on these. shoes and were like, "I'mma play like. Mike.". They don't say that with LeBron's, fam. Fam, but that's what I'm saying. People. like like Luka Dončić, Lonzo Ball, like. they're just coming up into the league. So, we're not going to see that for. another like 10 10 years where the. league is like. Okay, don't get don't get me wrong. LeBron is a goat, but he's not the goat. He's my goat.
Okay, he's your goat. LeBron's my goat. But Michael Jordan is the goat. You know. what I mean? I mean, Like if you're going to bring up the. NBA, you're talking about Michael Jordan. first. Yeah, that's. Period. Nah, but man, Period. You're going to say Michael. Jordan first. Period. better player. Like you talk about. basketball, strictly. LeBron's the better player. LeBron's the better player. Let's be. honest here. LeBron's a better player. Okay, if you're if you're saying. athleticism, if you're saying. athleticism, then then I agree and I. agree with LeBron athleticism. But if. you're talking about mentality, how he. played, the finesse, Michael Jordan.
There's two sides to the story though. That's the thing. Yeah, exactly. There's two different. sides to the story. So, that's That's. why that's why I consider Kobe a goat. because of his mindset, his play style. Yeah, RIP. Yeah, RIP Kobe. Yeah, one year. Where were you when you. heard the news? Oh, I talked about this on the live. I. was actually at work. I was. lifeguarding, yeah. And then the radio. was on and that's when I heard the news. Damn, bro. Cuz cuz I remember I woke up. and then I went on Instagram, obviously. So, a minute. Like I seen TMZ report it. I was like, "Whoa.". That No, that they hurt still. Yo, where were you when X died? X? Oh, I was at my soccer game.
Yeah. And I was like, "Damn, X died, yo." And. then mans came Mans like on the team. came and they were like, "Geez." Cuz. they I wasn't really a big X fan like. that. Yeah, yeah. Like I appreciated his music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like like mans on the team like. really like dug into X, right? Yeah, for me, like X that that one hit. hard, bro. Cuz I I literally used to. listen during that time period. I was in. my sad boy thing. You know what I mean? But I would listen to X like every night. type [ __ ]. Yeah, so it hit different for me, dude, It hit different, bro. Is that theory that Drake killed X? Yeah, that theory?
Yeah, it's like what was it? In the I'm. upset. Oh, it's. um XXXTENTACION. literally said, "If. Oh my god. Dude, that made him so sus. there. And then remember remember X said, XXXTENTACION literally said, "If anybody. kills me, Yeah. if anybody kills me, it was Drake.". Drake. Oh my god. Yeah, that's what he. said. So, what do you think, man? Drake has all these goons to to kill X. What do you think? Like. I don't know. Yo. Calls bro. Cuz cuz there's there's even some bars. Oh, yo. YOU KNOW YOU KNOW IT'S SICKO.
Mode the music video? Yeah. You know the theory with with X? Nah, I haven't heard about the X theory. Okay, okay, okay. So, in in the Sicko. Mode music video, right? Yeah. There was a scene where Drake's falling. out of the sky. Oh, yeah. and he's falling out the sky. Yeah. And then this meteor crashes down on a. person that looks exactly like X. Like. dreads, Oh, like the. jean jacket, everything. What? Like they made him look like X on. purpose. Oh, like the silhouette of X? No, like a person that looked just like. X. They showed the face?
No, like there's like the the back the. back. But look look look, it was a it. was a meteor Drake is crashing and then. the meteor lands on one person. Boom. And then it's the one that looks like X. a person that looks like X. Tell me why? Why would they add that in the music. video? Yo. Why would they add that music. video? Cuz if you think about it, X is X would. have been kind of like the next biggest. thing. Yeah, he would have been the next. biggest thing. Bro, but look, keep keep. in mind keep in mind. Yeah, this is when. X was like blowing up from the second. album, right? And then Drake was beefing. with X. Yeah, over thing the song.
Yeah, over yeah, over the song when he. copied his flow off. off Look at Me. Yeah. With um KMT. So, Drake copied his flow. and then they were beefing and then X. said all this [ __ ] about his mom. Oh, yeah. Remember? Yeah. And then that's when X is like if anyone. tries to kill me, it was Drake. Oh my god. Now, they added this [ __ ] in the music. video. They they definitely filmed it. before X's death, you know what I mean? Cuz it can't it out like during X's. death type of thing. Yeah. Like in June, I think, right? Around. that time. Around that time, the summer. But, they they would have filmed that.
before he died. So, that's why it it. came through. It was still in the music. video. Yeah. But, there's literally a clear image of. someone that looks like X. Just like X. and then gets crushed by a meteor. That. was Drake. So, it was planned. Everything was. planned. planned, fam. And then that's how the rollout the I'm. Upset thing happened. Yeah, exactly. That's how the rollout. came. Yo. So, and then the Pusha T beef was to. HIDE THAT. OH. YO. YO.
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT ONE. THE PUSHA T. DRAKE BEEF WAS all a hoax. Yo. Nah, that's crazy. Yo, what if it was and Kanye was IN ON. IT? NAH, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's. crazy. Nah, I think they they were. definitely beefing in real life, though. I don't I don't I don't think like bro, but but the Drake and X X beef like. That was Oh, they knew it. I saw it. Cuz we forgot all about that, you know. what I mean? We forgot all about that. [ __ ]. Cuz like I looked at the X beef and I. was like, "Oh, another little rapper.
trying to mess with Drake.". And yo, yo, when when Drake was on Sicko. Mode, he was dissing everybody. He was. dissing Kanye. He was going at everyone. He was going at everybody. Everybody. So, it would make sense. Might as well. throw X in there. He's beefing with him. at the time, too. I don't care if you're dead. I'll beef. with you still. Wasn't it. No, but but he would have he would have. made it before he died, though. Oh, yeah. So, it would have been valid to beef. with him. Mhm. Oh. Oh, man. Cuz no no no doubt that was a shot at X. No doubt that like the meteor the meteor. hitting him. Yeah, the message on the music video. Yeah, that that was a shot at X.
Damn. Even like X's team like called it out. like that's some. Oh, they called it out? Yeah, they called it out. I think his boy Tank he was like, "Nah, that's like you shouldn't be doing that. shit.". Damn, bro. Cuz I I mean Drake Drake literally has. the power to do that [ __ ] you know what. I mean? Damn, bro. He has all the money in the. world. It's like GTA life. So, I like. Thinking about getting a new console? The new uh uh. PS5, Xbox. I don't play games like that no more, bro. Yeah, bro. Games don't hit different. But, like I might get PS5 just to play. GTA still. Oh, [ __ ] Low-key I need I need I need.
to play GTA. Like the new GTA. need to. Damn, I'm going to have to save money. then. Yeah. I was thinking I like I have to. get a 4K TV. Or don't you have a a PC though? Nah, nah. Just a laptop still. Oh. Why don't you get a PC? I don't know. Just like. You you're not into PC gaming? Nah, not like that, to be honest. I I feel like suits you though. It suits. you. Yeah. Like. I don't know. It's like it'll run better. with games, if that makes sense. Oh, like Xbox I mean PS5? Yeah, then a PS5. Like you can customize. and everything.
That's why PC's better nowadays. Like. for a lot of people. True. Cuz like right now I I I don't I don't. really. Bro, I say get a PC. I say get a PC. Low-key. But, the thing is like I don't know. It's just like right now I I just need a. laptop. Yeah. There's a couple games that I can run on. my laptop. Wait, wait, wait. Couple games, but again like those heavy. heavy games. Yeah, I need to get a I need to get a. gaming laptop. Yeah, gaming laptops are editing and. [ __ ]. Those are nice. But, like. I don't know. Maybe a PS5. I don't know. It's a different like feeling with the. controller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like 2K and stuff like that.
Yo, I talked about this with Gavin, but. like if you would if you would go into. any video game in real life, what would. you. Oh. would you go into? What world would I go into? Damn. Probably be one of those like free free. roam games like GTA. Like GTA? Yeah. That's what Gavin said, but GTA is so. like. It's kind of a basic answer. It's just It's just. It's real life. like real life. Yeah, real life. Yeah. what I mean? It's just real life. Once I hit LA, that I'm going to my. crib, GTA. No, this one. This one. This one.
Yeah. This one's San Andreas. Yeah. Oh, like. fam. Ah, what game would I go into? I I said. What What said? I said Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat? Kombat. No, but like but Mortal Kombat but I get. powers too. Oh, you have your own thing? Yeah, I like I have powers and [ __ ]. Like I can like do flames and whatever. or fly. Who are you beefing with in Mortal. Kombat the most? I'll I'll I'll beef I'll beef with. someone like regular. Mad regular. So so you look sick? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not beefing with.
Scorpion. That's it. I'm not beefing. with like Sub-Zero. Oh, man. I'll beef with the [ __ ] like Liu Kang. cuz Liu Kang cuz he can fight Oh, but he. has flames though. What's your special move going to be? I don't know. That's tough. I don't know. That's tough. Maybe like like electricity and [ __ ]. Like Raiden. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How does it go. again? It's like. It goes shh. Oh, man. What world would I be in though? What. games are there? Cuz you can even do like if you're a big. Star Wars fan, you can say Star Wars. Yeah. If you're like a a Pokémon fan, I would. say Pokémon too. I would say Pokémon.
too. Probably 2K. 2K? That's the lamest answer, fam. Imagine 2K. No, I can't think of anything. No? What games are there? Can't think of any. There's a lot. Oh, Uncharted. Uncharted would be crazy. Uncharted or. even like Tomb Raider, that'd be crazy. Yeah. No, Uncharted. I think Uncharted. for me still cuz that that's one of the. games I loved growing up. That was like. one of the only games that I was allowed. to play. Can't play Mortal Kombat so. Uncharted was like teen rated. Mhm. So I could play Uncharted. Fam, I really want to go on an adventure.
like that, bro. Oh, like to like the Middle East or. something? Yeah, or like um like a mission, you. know what I mean? No, just. find a purpose. Yeah. That'd be sick. But then that's your peak. Low-key. What do you mean? reaching your peak. No, but then you can go on other. adventures. Oh, like it's like a side mission kind. of? Yeah. Low-key, I I always wanted to go. on [ __ ] like a mystery adventure, a. quest. A quest? That's it. I know how how like nerdy that [ __ ]. sounds, but imagine like let's say. you're a Tomb Raider situation where you. have to go and get this this special.
relic or some [ __ ] And you got to fight. off like freaking. Fair mans. Yeah. Damn. And then the other adventure is trying. to find it too. You like. And then you go like go to like Egypt. and stuff. Yeah. Sick, yo. And you kind of you uncover like. mysteries and stuff. there's like that there has to be like. those type of things. In real life? life. Like programs. Damn, that'd be insane. Imagine Imagine. if some [ __ ] like that happened in real. life. Yo. Like you have to save the world or. something. Damn, yo. You know what? I never thought. about that. Cuz there there should be.
I know I I never really thought about. like. if if the world has ever been at the. sake of somebody's hands and somebody. tried to stop the world. There's. probably some heroes we don't know. about. Oh, like Captain America. No, not even Captain I mean like. Like in our world? Let's say Let's say there was a. terrorist organization that was going to. like kill everybody. What if What if. they stopped some [ __ ] behind the scenes. but we never knew about it? Oh, they just kept it quiet. Yeah. Oh, and kept the citizens safe. Yeah, like spies and [ __ ]. Yeah. Yo. Like what what what if what if the the. the world wars almost happened like.
multiple times but it's been stopped? Cuz. World War III. Yeah. stopped. Yeah. How though? We didn't hear about it ever. since. Bro. Yo. And they. Cuz cuz there's there's 100% some. unknown hero. Even military. Even like. let's say the Navy SEALs. We don't. really hear about them, you know what I. mean? Yeah, not really. Cuz they're classified. It's classified. found them. That's it. That's all we. know. It's classified information like we. won't know about these details of the. operations they done. But [ __ ] that [ __ ] happened, you know. what I mean? That's crazy, yo.
Damn. You ever You ever really take that. in? I never really took that in. I I. just. I never thought about that until now, too. Damn, bro. And then what if What if What if. Yo, what if. There's like a freaking. um. Let's say a alien threat that happened. and then that [ __ ] all got like. That's the biggest thing. Like some some [ __ ] like that happened. and somebody saved the world and stopped. that [ __ ] from happening. But we didn't. know about it. Cuz it was right before. Like we would like We're we're. oblivious. You know what I mean? Yeah. Damn. You think there's life on like.
other than Earth? 100%. 100%? 100% fam. You think there's like another galaxy? Yeah. Bro. Bro. There's literally if you our galaxy is. an infinite number of galaxies. Yeah. think people understand like there's. infinite situations of this. Like this. could happen on somewhere else. Yeah. Like exactly this moment. Oh like is this different simulations of. different. Not even simulations but universes bro. Yeah. Cuz the uni- a universe is crazy like. It's actually crazy.
It's actually crazy. Cuz a universe is literally a not it's. not just a world. It's a collection of worlds. Yeah. The hell? Right? Yeah. Cuz you have a galaxy and then galaxies. are part of other galaxies. Galaxies are part of other bigger. galaxies. And then bigger galaxies. And bigger it's infinite fam. It's. infinite. That's what I've always wondered that. like what if there's. like a next galaxy or like different. 100% bro. 100%. would God only make Earth? Yo do you do you ever hear about that. theory where aliens might just.
might just be watching us as a. experiment? Oh like. Like life on Earth may have may have. just been experiment and they're just. studying us. then they just shut it down one day? No not shut- shutting it down but we're. they're just studying us like how we. live. Damn. Just like how how we put monkeys in a in. a zoo and we watch them and study them. Oh so it's a infinite but aliens are at. the top? Yeah. Yo. Yo. Oh my gosh. Like they're watching us. Yo. What? And then the few times where there's.
been like sightings and [ __ ] where those. few times they almost got caught. Oh and then they got fired. Yeah but bro if if you really think. about it cuz I I never really said this. but. When you watch those National Geographic. movies right? With they're studying. animals they never go straight up to the. animals feel me? They watch it from far. behind. So the aliens are doing the same. [ __ ] too. If they're going to study us. they don't want to be seen. They're not. going to let us know we're watching. them. Same with animals fam. The animals. are living their their regular life.
They're hunting these other animals. They're in the wildlife, chilling. They. don't know we exist. They just do what they do. Yeah, they do their thing. We're studying them. Yeah. And then what if it's like that. but aliens are doing that to us? Yo. Where where just doing our thing, but. low-key they're they're up there. watching us. And then they're like, "Yo, they started. podcast, yo.". Yeah. Damn, bro. And then and then they're looking down. like, "Yo, this kid knows something. Stop.". Yo, yo, we got one. We got one. We got.
one. Yeah, I did. Hey, yo, shut it down right. now. Oh, man. You think it someone from the. government's always watching us? I think so. I think so. They're always listening.
