DEMONIC BRAZIL CARNIVAL, REINCARNATION STORY & RATATOUILLE THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.122

Yo, what's funny that? Are you going to show the video? What are you laughing at? No, cuz I saw this I saw this last night. and I'm like no way this [ __ ] is real, bro. clowning me cuz I heard our Tik Tok? No, it's not clowning you. Oh, okay. Okay. It's not clowning you. No, but it's the type of [ __ ] I'm like. is this even real life anymore? Cuz bro, I see content now. I don't even know if. this [ __ ] is is reality or if it's just. like jokes and [ __ ] right? Cuz you.

don't you can't tell. Yeah. So, I saw this video. This is real. Like. this is actually real. Okay, let me see. So, it's Joe Biden. He's just talking. He he's talking about like um some. issue, right? A very serious issue. Okay, I don't want to talk about it, but. So, I'm watching and then plot twist. Yeah. Look who's interviewing him. It's Kumar. It's Kumar from Harold and. Kumar, bro. Is it Is it That's fake, right? That's real. That's That's a real.

interview, bro. That's like some 60. minutes type [ __ ] Why did they USE. KUMAR, BRO? NO, I THINK THAT IS A FAKE BECAUSE THEY. JUST took a interview of Kumar and they. No, that's that's a real interview. Fam, that's a different I swear that's a. different setting. Like the settings are. different. That's a real interview. That's a real. interview. Like they didn't just add. Kumar in there. That's actually real. Nah, what? Yeah. I don't know. You don't never know. what's real and fake now. Why the. That's so weird.

That's so weird. It's It's one of those characters like I. can't unsee him. You know what I mean? I. can't see him in another setting. Mhm. Like you think I could be a doctor? Mhm. I mean Johnny Sins was a doctor. You never know. You can see him as this. and then you can see him as that. I guess so. I guess so. That's true. Exactly. No, but Kumar, bro, he's too he's too. funny, man. Yeah, I know this. In some situations. like you can't put like funny mans and. you know. That's why I thought it was fake. Yeah. Yo, you know what I didn't know, too? Check this out. Let me see. So, there's a Mandela. effect.

I don't know why people think this, but. Day 'n' Night, who's it by? Kid Cudi. It's by Kanye. Huh? The Day 'n' Night, we toss and turnin'. There's a Mandela effect saying like Kid. Cudi. made Day 'n' Night, but it's not cuz. Kanye made it. But it like he was good he ghostwrote it. for Kid Cudi. It's by Kanye. Wait.

Oh, but so it was both of them. No, Kid Cudi had nothing to do with Day. 'n' Night. Stop. Stop. Stop. It's a Mandela effect. Stop. Kid Cudi? No. Everyone knows. that's Kid Cudi's song. On Apple Music, does it say Kid Cudi. That's why it's a Mandela effect what. people are saying. Kid Cu- They think. Kid Cudi wrote it, but it's Kid Cudi. performed and wrote That's Kanye's song. What? I got sledding. Okay. No, yo, but but but when when you played. it, it sounded like Kanye though.

Cuz it is Kanye. So, what is it? So, what's the Mandela. effect? So, it's a fake Mandela effect. I just. wanted to put it on you. But so, what. happened was AI they used it to generate. a Kanye West version of Kid Cudi's song. to prank you I wanted to prank you cuz. it's like a Mandela effect like, "Oh. [ __ ] I remember it being Kid Cudi, too.". No, that's going to trick everyone on. TikTok. That one's going to go crazy. That one's going to go crazy. Cuz it sounds so proper, too, bro. Yeah, it sounds like Kanye.

It's It's one of those. It's like you. could believe it. And I think the more. and more. AI gets involved, the more and more like. technology gets better. Fam, we don't even know what's true, bro. There there was um a guy who wrote who. writes all the hit bangers, but no one. knows who he is. I think it's um. [ __ ] it was some It like he got he. looks homeless like I don't. uh I know what you're talking about. It's uh. Rick Rubin, right? Rick Rubin? Rick Rubin? I think so. He's a white guy. with like wavy hair? Hold on. Hold on. I know what you're. talking about. So, he was on Joe Rogan.

before. So, he he produced a lot of like. the rap songs, early rap songs. Mm, yeah. This guy? Rick Rubin? No, no, no. It was some other guy. It. It's a younger guy. me why all these like OG producers, they. look the same though, eh? YO, THEY THEY HAVE a character type. Like, you have to have the long old gray. hair. If you don't have the long old. gray hair, yo, you're not wise. No, I think it's cuz um what do you call. this? As a producer, you don't get as. much of the limelight, which sucks. because would you do it if you were if. you were produced like, "Oh, you.

produced the biggest hits." Would you. want some type of thing or like take the. money and good? Mm, some people are like that. Yeah. Some people are like that. Um for. example, Pierre. So, Pierre had he. wanted to have his own music, too. So, he still did his thing. For example, yeah. Yeah, he used to only be a. producer, but he wanted the limelight, so he did that. But, some people are. cool with just doing their thing. Metro. Boomin. Mm. Metro Boomin. But, he didn't really. write. He just gathered a bunch of. people. No, he produced all the music though. yeah, but he didn't go into like the. artist, you know?

He's still an artist cuz I would still. consider a producer an artist. Personally, I would. Yeah. Cuz uh you know Cason? No. Cason. is very like uh I guess he's trying to. get into this music business because all. he does is produce the songs, but he. gets a bunch of different rappers in it. Mm. So, it's like I don't know. I don't know. about that calling them a artist. I. You have to still a artist, bro. Okay, would you say chess is a sport? Yeah. Yeah, I agree, too. Mm, chess. Do you know Do you know chess players. they burn calories playing chess? Do you. know that?

Doing what? Moving their arm? Check this out. So, the the chess players when they do chess. tournaments, they burn hundreds of. calories, thousands of calories just. from their brain, bro. What the [ __ ]. It's not even like moving physically, but their brain is working, too. Cuz. their brain's an organ. That is true. Have you seen the uh. Magnus when he was playing chess? So he. plays it blindfolded and he plays three. against three people. So they they just. read it out. So he's like, "The opponent moved A6." And then he's. like, "I move move B3.". And then bam, you know how much brain.

capacity it takes to beat three players. at the same time? At the same time, he. beat all of them. This guy's freaking. Professor X. Magnus is so crazy, fam. That's the chess player I want to be if. I was in that spot. Jordan of chess. Damn. Like man, no man can stop him. I I. know a lot of people say who's who's the. greatest athlete in the world for you. A. lot of people say Tiger Woods, but I. don't watch golf so I don't know why. people always say that. I don't know. Greatest athlete? Is golf that hard? Maybe it is. It is it. Maybe it is. though. Maybe it is though.

Like there's no way I'm hitting like. what they're doing. Yeah, you know. that's true stuff. What do you think is the hardest sport. to pick up? Skating. No, no. Skating is like bicycle riding. You can get it in like a few days of. practice. On our first on our first. jump? You can't If I give you sticks and. skates and play hockey, you're not going. to play hockey. You're crazy. You know. you know the I think the hardest sport. is ping pong. No, you're tripping. Ping pong is one of the easiest. No, no, I don't think so. Once you're in it cuz. I remember I was at at a badminton.

tournament and the ref was telling me. one of the hardest sports is actually. swimming and ping pong. Just because you are in badminton I cuz. I play it like you're moving a lot more. than you actually think. In ping pong, fam, you know how fast it comes at you? Pause. It does. It does but when you're when. you're learning it, you start off like. you don't need it's not so hard. You get. I don't know. But swimming is kind of. hard still. Cuz some people they're just negative.

boy. Some people they're literally built. like they sink. That's why that's why I think Michael. Phelps I I might have said this before. but yeah, Michael Phelps. Michael. Phelps. Phelps. Phelps. Phelps. You said. Phelps. Phelps. Yeah, Phelps. Phelps. I said it right, bro. No, no, no. You can replay that. You. said Michael Phelps. same thing. It's Michael Phelps. Okay. Phelps. Okay, okay, go, go. Okay, Michael Phelps. The reason he's. such a good swimmer, his body, everything every single thing about it. is built for for swimming. So, he has.

double-jointed elbows, double-jointed. shoulders, and I think double-jointed. knees. Yeah. His um. his hands are like almost webbed. And I think uh. he can like dislocate his shoulder. That's why he can reach all the way. around like this during like the. butterfly. So, God literally made him for swimming. Yeah, he he made him for swimming, exactly. That's jokes. Did you see the um the. Brazil Carnival? I'm pretty sure you. heard about this. Is it the demonic one? Yeah, so the Brazil Carnival, they held. one, right? And it was just um I guess.

it was purposely to like make fun of God. because they had they had big um a demon. statue. They had God crawling on the the. pavement and then there there was people. dressed as a the demon and they were. poking at him, right? And they even they. even had a one guy who's dressed up as. God hanging from one of the the. Carnival uh what do you call those? The. blimps? Yeah. Yeah, and it was so bad that I think he. lost like. uh sense of all his body parts and [ __ ].

like that. he actually died? But that's what that's how bad it got. And then right after, God sent a flood. I think a bunch of people were. displaced in Brazil. Oh, [ __ ] A bunch of people were. homeless in Brazil. Like this is. Brazil's like world record of rain THAT. THEY GOT. DAMN. right after. God back, back. And I don't know the the big uh Rio de. Janeiro statue like this? It got struck. You could There's. pictures of it got struck by lightning.

[ __ ]. That was the only one that got hit. Fam, he's powerful, fam. I think there's a. quote that's like God will not take so. much mockery of him in the like he will. Yeah, like I wouldn't I would never dare. to do that [ __ ] Even just on things. that you don't understand. Like let's. say let's say there's another religion. like and you and you [ __ ] up the ritual. Yeah. There's reasons they believe in it. There's reasons and they feel energy. that's attached to that. Right? So you. [ __ ] up like a ritual or doing. something like that. it probably has some negative effects on.

you, bro. Some and that to that degree. come on, bro. Well, okay. It's scary. I have a I have a crazy story to tell. you. Okay, what is it? So this is. this my this is my aunt. Mhm. But. I haven't heard an aunt story. but it's not her. It's her sister. Okay, what happened? So she she works as a hygienist. Mhm. And pretty much he had a client come in. This is a older guy. I think he's like a. Greek guy. He's. he's old. Yeah. Doesn't know anything about her. First. time meeting. Okay.

So they sit down. She's doing the. cleaning and he starts to tell her. things about her life. Mhm. cuz he's actually a medium. What does that mean? So like a spiritual medium. So he can. foresee the future. He can see spirits. He can he can tell a lot about somebody. just by being there. Yeah, yeah. Being present with them. Okay. So he predicted a few things that he. wouldn't have known. She was saying like "Oh, I see you. working at this office somewhere on this. street and this street. Yeah.

And you're on is it the second floor?". And her face was like shocked. Oh. It's like how did how did he know this? Right? Yeah. This guy's never met her. Now. this, bro. Mhm. This is proof that reincarnation is. real. Okay, let me see it. So. he was telling her. Uh. that. "Do you know a man well?". Okay. Who is that? Who's Emmanuel? She's like "Who's who's that?" And she's. think he's thinking. I'm like, "Wait. That was that was the name.

of her Lola at the time. Yeah. Now, check this out, bro. He said, "Manuel is always with you.". And you will check this out. Yeah. And he said, "That your son, he's living. through him.". Oh my. Now, what's crazy, bro? Yeah. Her son, she has a lot of like. mannerisms and. Like Emmanuel? Yeah. Oh my god.

And this is what this is what's crazy. Uh-huh. So, he's saying all of these things. Like, how does he even know? He doesn't know anything about her, bro. [ __ ]. He's just a random guy that she's that. she she's doing the cleaning for. Yeah. Now, she told my other aunt, well, her. sister, Mhm. and pretty much like she was in shock, too, because she never like really told. uh much people, but she would always. pray to him. Okay. ask for him to guide and. I guess it's true that.

ancestors do watch over us. Yeah. And he was actually there for them. through. son, almost reincarnated. So, it's crazy cuz he pretty much said he's. watching through him. Mhm. So, I don't know if it means. reincarnation or if it means like he can. step in and out. Oh, no, that's crazy. Imagine one day. that he just starts talking like. Emmanuel, too. Has that happened or no? I don't know. I don't know personally. cuz I'm not I don't hang out with them. too much, but. Yeah. But, see, that's Remember we were.

talking about that and you said uh when. I said, "That sucks cuz that's no longer. your soul." Fam, if he switches into. Emmanuel, that's no longer him no more, you know? That's why I said. who but maybe it's not what we think it. is. What if what if it's not necessarily. like um So, this is this is my take on. it. After she told me that, I started. thinking like, "Fuck, does that mean my. life is like a Twitch stream?". What do you mean? Like all these ancestors can like tune. in through my eyes? Oh, okay. Cuz your life? if that's possible, if he's saying this. [ __ ] okay, I'mma say I'mma say this.

right now. Mhm. The fact that he was able to say all. those things about her and know these. things, damn, how the [ __ ] how's that even. possible? Like he he knows something. That [ __ ] has to be real. For him to. actually be able to predict that, for. him to say all this information that he. never knew, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] has to. be real. Now if that's real, that means. ancestors watching us are real. And if. ancestors watching us are real, that. means that thing where watching through. him must be real, too. Okay, so hot take, is it is our thoughts.

other people's thoughts, too? Like our. ancestors' thoughts, too? That if they they if they can watch, they can probably send subliminal. messages through our mind. Okay, theory right now? Okay. Yo. Theory right now? Do you think Do you. think because our bloodline, technically. we're still connected to all of our. ancestors, do you think we can tap in. somehow to pass thoughts because we're. still connected through blood? Yeah, low-key. That would be crazy. Right? But no, that means our thoughts are not.

our thoughts, then. Like we're we're. like we're built on their personalities. So is is it not even the media, it's. just them? Damn, I don't know. I don't know I don't know cuz. ah, I don't know, bro. um uh your old grandpa, your ancestor. was a warrior. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it probably would you probably. would become like a a really brave, courageous person in the future. So it. does kind of relate, right? So you think it's just it's just revamps. putting them back in, so it's not.

necessarily you? I think I don't want to. believe that cuz I I still think we all. have our own soul, but I think we are. connected somehow. for sure. I don't know. But but who's to say, right? Cuz who. knows what if it is still your soul, but. your soul has been through many. different lives. So your soul is still. your soul, but it has lived through. different things. I think that's what just a a duende is. because uh they're little people, but. they I feel like people dead people just. go into their body and that's how they. start, you know, The duendes? Yeah, because I feel like the duendes. have uh a bunch of people in them. Just.

because they're like, come on, bro. Look. at the duende. You know what a duende. is? It's like a little goblin. I For for me, I thought a duende is just. from like a different realm. Yeah, I know, but I feel like that's all. the dead people coming to make that one. spirit. Where? Yeah, and I don't know if you've seen. this one video where it was so crazy cuz. it's like a the duende knew the camera. was on. No way. when the guy the I'll show you the video. after. A guy picked up like a little. duende and like it was a I guess it was.

a doll. And it started moving its feet, but when the other guy panned the camera. to it, you can see it get stiff. No, is this a Toy Story? Yeah, SO IT'S LIKE TOY STORY. IT'S LIKE, "OH, [ __ ] I got caught." You know? You'll see the video. You'll see it. The exact moment it got stiff, too. Look. She got stiff. [ __ ]. It's balls. It's balls. Here. Okay, ready? Let me see. Look at it dancing. You see it dancing? It just looks like a doll, bro. but look, you can see it dancing. No, the feet. Look at the feet.

OH, OH, THE BOTTOM. LOOK, RIGHT AFTER it like it starts. thing, boom boom boom. And then once it pans, it gets stiff. IT STOPS. NO, WHAT THE [ __ ]. THAT'S REAL. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. Show me one more. time. Okay, watch. Look at it dancing real. quick. Watch watch, boom. Stiff. Oh, cuz it its head was like this? And. like, "Oh, [ __ ] I got caught.". Like the person the person wasn't moving. its legs. It was moving it by itself. And then as soon as all. Let me go stiff. No, that is [ __ ] up. That's some real [ __ ] That's not no no.

Kumar interviewing Joe Biden. I was listening to this podcast. It was. with uh Charlamagne. And apparently he. wrote this in his book, too. You know. Charlamagne, right? From Breakfast Club? Of course. Dog, I didn't I didn't expect this from. Charlamagne, bro. But he said that when. he was a kid, yeah, he would be able to. talk to his toys. Like they would speak. to him. So he had this tractor. Mhm. and this tractor had a farmer on it. Yeah. And when nobody was around, the farmer. would hop off the tractor.

The [ __ ]. and talk to him. Mhm. Now he's he was telling his mom about it. like, "Mom, like this this thing's. talking to me.". And obviously he's a kid, like they're. probably think oh it's his imagination, blah blah blah. Yeah. But there's this one time. that he was burning garbage. Mhm. And. he threw his toy tractor with the farmer. Yeah. into the fire. Okay. And when he threw it into the fire he. heard the man screaming. Oh, no. Like in the fire I know, that's. I feel like there's a lot of cases like.

that. With toys? where um no, it just even if you put uh. things in the fire, you can hear the. soul screaming out. Because it's like um. a soul is not supposed like I guess. you're going to hell. Fire is hell, I. guess, and that's where it's like no or. ah. Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait. You get that though? So you're saying you shouldn't burn. bodies though? Yeah, you shouldn't. Of course. You shouldn't. But why do people always get cremated? I don't know. I don't know still. Yo.

What, do you want to get cremated? No. Really? No. Like the bury me like a traditional. style. Knock on wood. I know. You know what I mean? No, I feel like people get cremated just. because they want um the person wants to. hold close to them, you know? True, true, true. Yeah, but no, I don't know if you know. this too, but there's this there's this. recent murder case. This is crazy. Of a. a teen couple who killed the dad uh the. girl's dad because they didn't like uh. the dad didn't like them being in a. relationship. And and the the way they. um uh they snitched on themselves was.

crazy. So listen, listen. So the dad. obviously there was a white girl and. like a Mexican boy. They're like 18, 16, right? They the mom and dad didn't like them. being together and they banned the girl. from seeing the boy, right? Mhm. All of a sudden after they applied that. rule onto her, Yeah. dad goes missing, Shh. right? So, the mom there's a phone call. recorded of the mom. Yeah. Oh, it's been 2 days. I don't know where. my husband's at. My friends have called.

my her his ex-wife has called, the. police has called, they don't know where. they are. Mhm. Or they don't know where he is, right? The dad's friends the dad's friends. Mhm. come into their house and start looking. everywhere. Fam, the dad is is dead in. the garage. So, apparently he got stabbed a bunch of. times and his body was set on fire. So, it was the it was the daughter? It was the daughter and the and the. boyfriend and the way they snitch on. themselves, there's a video of them that. they the the police caught on their.

phone. I'll show you. It's so dark. What they do? It's so dark. Just listen to what he. says. The hearts just goofing around until. this. Damn, they're young. Day three after murdering somebody. Wow. Woah. Put that on the camera. They admit to the. murder. was worth it. worth it. They found it. What? They found it on. snitched on TikTok. Oh, come on, bro. That's [ __ ]. That's crazy, huh? That's crazy. Yo. Man said day three of murdering.

somebody. It was worth it. That's crazy. that they they were on the run like TK. and then that's when they were recording. videos and stuff. There's going to be so much more of. that, eh? Yeah. You know what you know what cuz I I had. a I had a podcast with Teddy. You Yeah, you saw you saw me recording, but he. said something so real. Mhm. Shout out Teddy. This is some real. insight, but. Yeah. do you think violence has always been. around, it's just never been documented. as prominently? Mhm. Yeah, I I believe that though. Right? Yeah, because uh before everyone's.

saying that the Toronto doesn't have. violence and stuff until now, but now. you look back and. Cuz now everybody has phones. Now. there's so much more cameras out there. But imagine those times where we didn't. even have cell phones. Like. My goodness. Sure we heard about the big ones in the. news, but there was definitely more. So back then you could easily get away. with murder easy. Because. what what are they tracing you at? Now. they can go on your phone, go to your. most recent things that you did. Oh, you. bought a shovel off Home Depot. Maybe. you used that shovel to bury the man. Yeah, like there's so many different.

evidences and [ __ ] So tap in the. comments. I actually want to know. Do. you guys think there's more violence. today or there's more violence back in. the day? Cuz realistically there might have been. more back in the day. Yeah. Cuz they had the freaking Coliseums, bro. They're killing mans like. for fun. Yeah. No, because I feel like you get. more creative back then too, right? Cuz. right now you're not building a a big. thing and you're chopping off a person's. neck by pulling a rope. That's some.

creative [ __ ] Like be honest. No man is. getting creative with the [ __ ] Now it's. like oh you have an even an electric. chair is so crazy. I don't think they use it anymore. though. Yeah, they don't. They just use like the injection [ __ ]. Exactly. Now it's like a simple oh kill. mans with an injection. You feel me? But I think I think it's always been. around. Do you think humans just have a. violent tendency? Mhm. Yeah, I could say that. Humans and. animals. all humans? Oh, that's a crazy take. You think all humans? all humans?

Yeah, cuz to protect ourselves. If you It's like a you're putting a baby. into water and it drowns and it comes. back up. Fam, if you're getting beat up. you're going to swing a punch. Like. you're going to throw something. Or would you? Or would you? Or is that. the. I don't know cuz we all enjoy violent. games. Yeah. Like almost all of us. I'm pretty sure. all of us would. Yeah, yeah. You all enjoy like action in movies. What would you think? What do you think. then? So I think it's true. I think we all. just have like a violent tendency. Not.

to say that it's it's very prominent or. you know what I mean? It's necessarily a. bad thing cuz it could just be a little. bit but I think everybody has that, right? I'm not sure. Then cuz we are in a sense primal. animals, right? to say because um. what do you call there's also a thing do. you know that the Travis the chimp one. where he was in hella movies? Oh, yo talk about that. Wait. I swear that's a true story. So uh. Is that from a I swear that's from a Is. that real? It that's actually real. That's from.

that's from Nope. Is that real though? No, no because fam there was I think I I. don't remember. So it's inspired by true events then? It It was a true event. Travis ripped. off someone's eyelids, ripped off. someone's. mouth, everything. Like I think I saw. after pictures of the person who got. attacked by Travis and her face was like. a blob. Like it didn't look the same and. there was another police phone call. Help, send the police. Who's. Who's killing The police like who's. doing it? It's the chimp.

Cuz they had a TV show and they had the. chimp on the TV show. That this was all the same time. So so Nope, Jordan Peele movie they. inspired that that. By thing, yeah. Damn, that's real events. Because fam, if you're in Travis's. shoes, right? You're getting you're not. living a monkey or chimp's lifestyle. You're in movies, you're getting told to. do stuff. Wouldn't you get fed up at. some point and start attacking a human? Cuz they have they have their primal. instinct, yeah. [ __ ] bro. That's like having a pet tiger.

Yeah, you can't. Like one day you don't you never know. That shit's going to bite you and [ __ ]. Yeah, bro. I think that's true. I think. I think everything has like. cuz you can't you can't tame somebody so. much and I think if you tame somebody. too much they they still have that. little life in them that wants to rebel. That's why we were talking about before. if you have like strict parents they. have like that little spark in them. But why do you think. Oh [ __ ] do you think do you think we. all have like a ticking time bomb? And there's certain things that can. trigger us.

Yo! think I think just the human just. doesn't. there's a ticking time bomb on rules. that you can put. hold on hold on. Do you think we all can. snap? But it just takes something to do it, but every single person on Earth can. snap. Oh, yeah. I believe that. Even like the. yeah. Every single person, right? Fam, you know that. the ongoing joke like the the back of. the class school shooter. You don't. expect him to do that [ __ ] but he's. going he snaps eventually. Damn. But the quiet and he's the quiet one.

Yeah. You feel me? Like everyone I'm telling. you everyone gets mad, bro. Cuz you think humans are the Yeah, humans are definitely the most dangerous. thing on Earth. Easily. And then it goes and then it goes. No, I don't think so. Robots robots then. humans then animals. You don't believe that? think robots yet. Yeah, robot not robot yet. A lot. Knock on wood, bro. Fam, to be honest it's getting there. No, but look what controls us, robots. So if we're we're on we're playing with. robots every day, come on bro. This got.

to be on top. No, but we still made that though. So. humans are still. Okay. That's like that's like saying a weapon. made by a monkey. The weapon is more. dangerous than the monkey. No, it's the monkey that's using it. No, but you can also say that the the. the student outweigh the teacher cuz we. made it, but [ __ ] it got better than us. You think Do you think technology is. controlling us yet though? Yes. It's still humans controlling technology. to control us though. No? No, I don't know, bro. Cuz it's not so AI. Crazy take though. Crazy take.

They're not telling us, but AI already. took over. Yeah. Crazy take. Fam, if they can if AI can fool a human. mind, like you know how they did the the. fake interviews and [ __ ] like that. Bro, if they can easily fool something like. this, they imagine what they can. Ultron You ever watch Avengers? You know. Ultron? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So what if there's like a Ultron that. already exists, but the government's not. telling us about it because they don't. want to say the world's in shambles. They don't want to scare us. Yeah, they don't want to scare us. What. if it already happened? Cuz we wouldn't.

know right away. Where do you think they're hiding that. though? They're hiding it for our safety, bro. No, where do you think they're hiding. it? Where do you think they can hide. like a Ultron? I don't think Ultron is transcendent, fam. Like. Well, where do you find my files in the. cloud? Go get my files in the cloud. Go. get them. Where, bro? You feel me? That. [ __ ] is everywhere. Like I can access. this in in the toilet. Now, imagine just the world just turns. into a Transformers just one day. Like. all the cars just start.

That's not the Transformers noise, dog. It is. No, it's not. It's. This guy's going. Ew, bro. That's a lame ass Transformer, fam. It's. That's how you can transform a man. Word. Okay. Okay, if you if you had a Okay, would. you rather have a Transformer. or A POKéMON? OH. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? I'M THE KIND OF I'M THE KIND OF LOOKING. looking like a Ash right now. So, I. think I would have um. Transformers crazy, though, bro.

No, but imagine you have like a. Charizard, fam. My Transformer would kill that. Charizard, bro. No, yeah. A Mew? Imagine you had a Mew. Bumblebee would clap Mew. Bumblebee. would clap Mew. That's a hot take, fam. Bumblebee would clap Mew, fam. Mew can't get touched, fam. He's. He's get He's. Oh, you know what? You know you have a. point cuz he's like psychic, too, right? Yeah, he's psychic. So, he's like He's. trans He's like. But you never know cuz Transformers, they have some next tech we don't even. Transformer is made out of steel. You.

feel me? Go get a fire type. What's. What's their critical damage on steel? You feel me? You're right. You're right, still. Exactly, bro. But. damn, you have a good point, bro. Now, and Pokémon is way cooler to have. What do you think is the most dangerous. thing on Earth besides humans? Besides humans and robots? Um. Do you think. Yo, this is not talked about much, but. do you think like spiritual stuff is is. the most dangerous? going to say the devil. Even just like spiritual stuff, like. Mhm. Where would you rank that? Where would.

you put spiritual stuff in the in the. mix? So, human, spiritual. Fam, I'm going to have to put guns. Guns and voodoo. No, voodoo's way above guns, yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz you you don't have to be. in the room. to be in the room. Oh, [ __ ]. Come on, bro. Oh, you want to get deep? Yeah, let's get deep. You want to get deep, fam? Pause. Pause. I'll put I'll put. heartbreak, then I put. loss, then I put. voodoo, then I put guns.

Heartbreak Heartbreak on top? Yeah. That's the most dangerous. I'm pretty sure. How many people have killed because of. heartbreak? How many wars. Do Do your history, fam. There's wars. that started because of heartbreak. No, but bro, Do you ever Do you ever watch Troy? Do. you know the story of Troy? What's Troy? Dog, so. No time. Let's see. Pretty much what happened was there was. this king. Mhm. and he invited over other people. I I think Troy, they invited the the. Trojans to help him in a war. Now, they.

stayed I think it was in Sparta, but. there's this one prince that fell in. love with the princess or sorry, the. queen. Mhm. The queen of Sparta. Yeah. And they fell in love and he took her. back to Troy. Okay. So, Sparta. ended up getting all of the other Greeks. to go fight them and started this huge. war over this one lady. Now, it's said. the tale goes that this lady was like. the most beautiful woman in the world.

Okay. But that's an example, like people will. fight and drop blood, spill blood over a. woman. You low-key have a point, but I don't. know. Maybe the. cuz we don't have stats on. Okay, I'll put loss and then heartbreak. then. Does that make you feel better? I'll put loss and then heartbreak. Mhm. That's the most dangerous. I would still put voodoo, bro, cuz. voodoo is like fam, do you know what. they're doing over there? Do you know. what there's um. uh I don't know there's some uh ritual. in Africa where they put like a. ah [ __ ] I don't know what it's called,

but it's like straws, right? And they. create this LIKE TIKI. OH, YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY. YOU SAW I SAW I SAW IT ON TIKTOK. NO, THAT'S SCARY. SO, they put like two dolls, I think, and then a a tiki hut uh. Made out of like straw, yeah. to cover it. And then they do like this. abracadabra [ __ ] and then IT STARTS. DANCING. DANCING. LIKE real like. dancing by itself. god. And it looks like Beauty and the Beast. type thing, bro. Yeah. Holy [ __ ]. Nah, fam. If anything started dancing on. its own, I'd have to leave the room, bro. Exactly. And there and everyone in like.

Africa or wherever that ritual is taking. place, they're mad calm about it. Cuz. this is a daily occurrence. What if I told you right now there's no. batteries in those? Huh? Then I'd be like. That's crazy. I I then I I hopefully. hopefully it's good spirits, not bad. spirits, cuz the cat it's supposed to. like. There's no batteries. Huh? Okay, but we've been here for like how. how many years? I'm playing I'm playing it's not it's. not it's not. Some [ __ ] would have. happened to me already, fam. You feel me? Okay, do you think.

do you think there's certain things that. Oh, bro. What? I don't know, fam. Let's say let's say. you had like a. a grandfather that had like a whole. bunch of different like relics and. stuff. Yeah. Would you be curious to. test them out? Like how though? How are you testing. out? So, do you do you think do you think. For me, maybe this only applies to me, Yeah. but anytime I'm in the museum, I always. have a temptation to like put my hands. on it or like try and do something with.

it. Mhm. Do you have that same temptation or is. that just. Not really. Not really. But do you think that that's why they. put the Obviously, you're not allowed to. touch. and [ __ ] on it, yeah. not allowed to touch this. What if you. do? Do you Yeah, do you think like museums. themselves, all of those relics, all of. those different things, they hold an. energy to it, and then you can't touch. it? Yeah, after Night at the Museum, I. believe that [ __ ] happened at like at. night. Yeah, because what if it's just it only. takes like a certain thing to Yo, there's this There's this diamond.

actually. I think it's in the. Smithsonian. But, this diamond. I believe it was on the Titanic. And whichever boat it was on, it crashed it, or terrible things have. happened to the person that owned it. I. think it's either a necklace of. diamonds, or just a single diamond. But, there's this woman that wore it. She was. on the the Titanic. Titanic, obviously. you know what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think there was another one. It. wasn't called the Titanic, it was like. the Britannic or some [ __ ] Same [ __ ].

happened. But, the diamond was on the. The diamond was on the boat, right? Now, I think it got passed down to like a. relative, and then she suffered like um. disease and died. Gave it to another. relative. She was in like a car. accident. Holy smoke. And eventually, it was deemed as cursed. Like, this this. necklace is cursed. Yeah. And event It It ended up in the. Smithsonian just around glass. But, imagine that [ __ ] opens up. Imagine some. next like jewelry heist happens. They. grab that [ __ ] what would happen next? Oh, yeah. You're getting [ __ ] Like, I.

feel like the Whoever stole it would. have to return it after. Like, there's. no point. But, would that would that a. museum be cursed then? The whole museum? museum. Because imagine you have a bunch. of cursed items in one place. point. Like, if you're working there, wouldn't. you feel like something? If you put glass around it, does it. Does it cancel [ __ ] out? THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. LIKE, DOES A. glass little glass case. protect us? The [ __ ]. That's a good question, right? Yeah.

Why glass? Do you Do you ever know Do. you ever hear that that paradox with the. boat? Which one? So, let's say let's say you named the. boat the Gavin boat. Mhm. Right? And. it got destroyed in a battle. Yeah. And you wanted to rebuild it. Mhm. If you replaced every single. wood. Yeah. replaced it wood, replaced it wood, same. plank, different plank, boom. Okay. Would it still be called the Gavin ship? Or is it a whole new ship?

If I just replaced the wood? Yeah. Little by little, but eventually. the whole thing became replaced. Would. it be Would it still be the same ship? Uh. It's no longer the same ship. No, technically it is the same ship. except revamped. No, but every single piece of it has. been changed. Mhm. So, is it even the same? I would say it is the same though cuz. it's just like a an upgraded version of. the Gavin ship. It's not the original, but it is still the Gavin ship. At the end of the day, if I'm still on. it, boom, that's still the Gavin ship. No, but let.

say you named it that. Like that's. that's that. It doesn't have to be the. Gavin ship. Let's just say ship. Okay. Right? Ship A. Ship Is it still ship A. if you replaced every single part? It's a It's a paradox though. Okay, hold on. It's a paradox, so I don't think there's. really an answer. No, it is. It is because Okay, say um I. got heartbroken. I grew out of it. I'm. still the same Gavin, no? Except just. stronger and more. I didn't Okay, you you want to go to. that level? Let's go technical. Let's go. technical, ready? Let's go technical, fam. So, if I took.

every single piece of your body, your nail, I put a new nail on you, your. skin, I put a new skin on you, your. teeth, I I replaced every single tooth. Are you still this I I changed your. eyeballs. I changed your brain. Are you. still the same Gavin? Yeah, I am. You know why? Why? what I'm going to say. What? Cuz my soul is still here. It's just a. revamp. No, no, no, but we changed every single. body part. Like we took it out of you. Yeah. That's just that's just the outer. What if you just got cloned? Huh? That's still me at the end of the day.

That's just a clone of Gavin. And at the end of the day you you. replaced. It's a paradox. There's no answers. though. There's no answer. This can go. forever. This can actually go forever. But you know, like you just took out the. physical features inside is still me. Word. You know? Do you ever Do you ever hear the the. foot thing? The the foot theory? No, what's the foot theory? apparently there's only like five. different types of feet. Okay. world. Okay, I know the flatfoot. No, no, I'm not talking about that. Oh, what? So, there's different characteristics of. your feet that will tell you how their.

personality is. Oh, what the [ __ ]. Yeah, check this out. So, there's an Egyptian, there's an. there's a Roman, there's a Greek, there's a Germanic, and there's a. Celtic. [ __ ]. So, me personally, I have the Greek. foot. So, it's the third one, of course. So, the Greek foot, it says, "Also known. as the flame foot or the fire foot. This. is where the second toe is larger than. the bigger toe.". Yeah. Oh, your second toe is bigger? Yeah, my second toe is bigger than the. the big toe. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Wait, yours isn't? No.

Oh, so it's accurate, fam. Yeah, yeah. So, this is what it says. This is what. it says. "People with this shape are. said to be sporty, creative, but have a. tendency to be impulsive, which can lead. to stress. They have a leaders They have. leadership qualities, but if this toe is. narrow at the bottom and much wider at. the top, they are said to be very. expressive and have drama queen-like. characteristics." I guess I don't have. that that part cuz mine's not that wide. Now, what's yours? What's yours? Okay, uh let me see it. So, there's an Egyptian. Yeah, I'm Egyptian. It goes down It goes. down like this. Exactly? Yeah, exactly. You can look at it I.

don't look at it right now, but. Okay. So, Egyptian foot. The Egyptian. foot is the most common of the three and. distinguished by the big toe being. longest. Yeah. Now, following the four at a 45° angle. Okay, the meaning. "Those with this foot. shape are said to have feet of royalty. and their personality shows it. So, they. enjoy being pampered and taken care of. Their aesthetics are very important to. them. That is totally true. All right. So, if you have another one,

this one's like. This one's common, so you would think, but it's it's the the big toe, the. middle toe, and. index toe, I guess. And the index toe are all equal. So, this one is called the Roman foot. The Roman shape consists of three large. toes with the same height. The meaning. is often people with this shape are said. to be well-balanced, have. well-proportioned body shape, they tend. to be outgoing and really enjoy. discovering new cultures and new. surroundings. Okay. But, there's another one. Yeah. There's a Germanic Germanic is.

Oh, they even say it? They don't even care about you Germanic. foot people. I guess they don't care. IF YOU HAVE GERMANIC. WAIT, this guy. If you have Germanic. So, so yeah, you just your big toe is. huge, and everything else is just equal. It's like all the same size. care to write about you paragraph. They they don't I guess they don't care, fam. They they didn't write one about. you. Maybe maybe that's the mystery, fam. They haven't even discovered like. Well, [ __ ]. Well, [ __ ]. Yo, you y'all are just different. And. there's another one, this one's called. Celtic. And it looks like you're. sticking up the middle finger with your. toes, bro. And no, if you have that one, you're.

actually just a weird person in general. Yo, it looks like you're giving the. finger with your toes. That's crazy. No, so what do you believe? I think uh. since this one was so accurate, I put uh. toe readings uh. astrology. astrology No, numerology, then. astrology, for sure. That's that's my. top three right now, I go lie. Okay. Anything said to me by an old. Asian person, I'll believe. Dead ass. Dead ass. If they're if. they're old, Asian, and they have like. jade stuff on them.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yo, they know their [ __ ]. if we go to Japan, Philippines, or. whatever, and we we go into like a. temple and they say some wisdom to us. I'll believe it. the most outlandish [ __ ]. No, cuz I was um I was at It wasn't even. Pacific Mall, it was Oriental Center. Pacific Mall. And I was I was in I was in the. Yo, I was in the crevices of Oriental. Center. You know you know those ends. that you don't really walk into? So I I I found myself upstairs on like. the third floor. Uh. in the corner and it's dark out there,

bro. Like you Not a lot of people go out. there. And I stumbled across this one shop. Yeah. And it's um it's like a feng shui. uh reading and apparently like this guy. he does readings for your feng shui. readings for your home, readings for. like your life. Just almost like a like. a psychic. Mhm. But with Chinese. Chinese. Yeah. But you know that that's Chinese way. more believable than whatever we're. doing over here. That one's different. Our our our like psychic readings like.

more like. a bootleg. You know it's like. But who knows though? We don't know for. sure. Yeah yeah let me just say that. We don't. know for sure. You know what I mean? Okay, but you know um this is off topic. but you know the the ratatouille meal. that we were roasting at the event that. we went to? Yeah yeah you ate it again? No no there's a whole theory about that. ratatouille meal. Woah what is it? So So there's a theory that ratatouille. So there's a crazy ratatouille theory. that Remy actually I mean the the woman. at the beginning of ratatouille Remember.

with the shotgun? Yeah yeah. Remy took all his cooking skills from. her. Oh because he lived there. Yeah so listen listen. So I don't know. if you know the food critic Anton Ego. When he came in and he he sat down. he was like I need your best dish right. now. Yeah. Remy was the one who cooked it for him. When he ate it there was a flashback. that sent him back to his childhood. Oh it's the same house? So uh that woman that with a shotgun was.

the food critic's mom. Oh [ __ ]. understand it now? Hot take, bro. So theory, fam. Remy's. not even a good chef. He just cooked his. his his craft dinner, fam. He cooked his favorite meal. That's all. it was. Facts. And if even if you see uh in the. flashback, the mom's kitchen, the old. woman's kitchen, looks exactly like the. young woman's kitchen. So, it's like she. grew old. Even crazier theory, the secret. ingredient that made it taste better. Uh-huh.

was rat hair. Had ass. Was rat hair. Why would it taste like that, though? Because it was in the same house. His. His mom's house was rat-infested. There's probably rat hair all over the. crib. Yeah. Cuz how many rats were living that crib? Bare rats, bro. Bare rats. Also. Uh. Also, the reason that Anton Ego was so. depressed was think about it. He's not. living with his mom anymore. You're right. You're right. And his mom was kind of depressed. And. his mom. was living alone and there's rats it's.

rat-infested. That means she's not. taking care of herself. So, maybe there. was a a falling out there. Damn. And she just got depressed. That's why he's so sad. depressed because he's cuz he never. rekindled that relationship even though. she's still alive. But, she's getting. older. And then when he eats it, he gets sad. Yeah. Nah, you know what I I noticed too like. since uh living alone and [ __ ] it's. like. you should like even back then I usually. didn't eat my mom's cooking like that it. like it started to get old to me, I. guess. But, it's like damn, I really.

shouldn't have took it for granted. because your parents aren't on this. earth for so long to keep cooking you. those meals, right? So, now whenever I. go back, it's like no, I thoroughly like. enjoy it and like I'm grateful that I. have this. Cuz fam, you know what? You. never know like, you know, [ __ ] happens. Yeah, yeah. Knock on wood, fam. Yeah. But, it's sad when you think about. like that. It It's sad It's sad that you have to. you have to take a break from something. to realize that you needed. Yeah, oh, that's so real, fam. That's so. real. Yeah, it it's it's kind of sad like. when.

some people go out of your life and. [ __ ] you don't understand what they. just taught you or you don't understand. what they brought to your life until. they're gone and you kind of want that. [ __ ] back. Yeah, because you're you're kind of. blinded by other things. Let's say. I think it's a comfortability thing. because when you're so comfortable, yo, I sound like I'm on my vlog. Cuz I think. when you're so comfortable with. what's going on here, you no longer struggle here, right? Your. struggle is elsewhere. So, your. attention goes where? Your attention. goes elsewhere. So, you're not thinking. about everything here where it's. comfortable. You're not thinking about.

your family members cuz it's comfortable. here. You're thinking elsewhere and. that's the outside, fam. And then the moment it becomes. uncomfortable here, it opens your mind. It opens everything cuz it's like [ __ ]. this wasn't here before. This wasn't. here before. What happened to this and. this and this? And then now you realize because your. focus went somewhere else. Cuz sometimes our focus is just through. the window, you know? Then how do we I don't know because now. I just catch myself. always telling myself just stay present. But I don't know if that's a bad habit. because it's like shouldn't that just be.

natural? Just to stay present? Stay present. Like sometimes. at the party when we were having fun, maybe like even small things when I'm. enjoying a meal. I'm like, yo bro, enjoy. this meal. Like like. like be happy that you're here. Yo, you know what remind I told you. this? I told you stop being on. autopilot. A lot of people. live on autopilot. You don't have to. Okay. Cuz a lot of time we we just. let that [ __ ] flow and then just like. it's autopilot. that's a good thing then cuz I got out. of autopilot. Yeah, so you want to be like.

cuz you know you know the oh, when I. tell you to start breathing, now you're. breathing manually. Yeah. And [ __ ] gets difficult. And then I. And I say you others and like, oh [ __ ]. I'm I'm I'm realizing. I'm realizing now you're blinking. You. know what I mean? Now you're controlling. blinking every single time. No, I see them. I make mad people uncomfortable. They start blinking randomly. No, but if there was a group that I. would join though, it would be those Yes. Theory guys cuz they do [ __ ] on the spot.

like oh come with me to the Philippines. for 5 days. I love doing [ __ ] like that. But they're always at the end of their. vlogs they always do a meditation and. then they always say what are you. grateful for at this moment and then. like it's so sad at the end of the vlogs. cuz one guy always ends up crying. Word. Yeah, it's like so deep like what they. do. That's good. That's a really good way to. live life is. cuz a lot of time we we we live life. going through chapters but where's the. reflection? Yeah. Where's the reflection?

At the end on our deathbed. That's when. we we reflect. Yeah, you want to be able to reflect. sometimes. You want to be able to do. something big. Damn, I did that [ __ ]. Let me take some time to reflect now. Think about the things I did, what I. could have done better. Boom, let's. proceed, do the next thing and go go. about it like that. I think that's one. good thing that school taught me is. every time we watch a movie we do a. we do a reflection, right? So that's one good thing I like from. school but that was only in elementary. school. This guy just loves bashing on anything. higher than elementary.

He's like yeah, elementary I was so. pure. [ __ ] high school. No, deadass. Elementary school, kindergarten, that's pure soul, man. happy times. And. and depending on your teachers like it. could have been a really grateful. experience or like enjoyable experience. but bro, there's some teachers that. would treat you wrong and make it. miserable for you and then it you lose. that experience and then you have to. find that somewhere else. Uh-huh, I know. That's crazy.

I I think I think if you don't have like. fun. early, you're going to have fun later. You think that's true? Yeah, cuz that's what I did. Remember. since it was like wait, what do you mean. by that though? So look, let's say you didn't um. You didn't party and [ __ ] like that? No, like kind of yeah, party party yeah, yeah. Party, recklessness and like rebel. cuz I was mad rebellious when I was a. kid, fam. Nowadays I'm not really. I'm not really rebellious. Yeah, yeah, no, it was the opposite. because you in high school you were. partying doing all this but then you got. back on like you you put that chapter.

you flipped that chapter and then now. you're steady grind, right? Mhm. But then I caught myself doing that like. maybe second, third year uni where I. didn't get to party as much in high. school. So now I want to live like I was. I I went through my club rat phase and. [ __ ] like that just cuz I didn't have. that feeling before. Word. But I was so happy that it happened now. So I'm still kind of young. I can still. lock in when I need to, you know? Yeah, yeah. So I know I know you run a business. Yeah. and you run an online store. So check. this out. Not a lot of people know, but.

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think the big thing for that, too, is. you always just have to have the right. people around you. Cuz let's say I have. friends that like to party all the time, but I'm not into that, I'm going to. party. Yeah. They're my friends, I'm going to end up. partying. You know what I mean? There's. going to be some influences and you're. going to end up partying. Yeah. But. See, that's the thing, you have to be. mature enough to be like, "Okay, can I. still hang with them all the time?". Mhm. Are they neg- are they like a negative. influence on you? think it always outweighs though. Like. if you have three mans all the time. telling you, "Oh, come like come.

outside." Bro, you're going to come. outside sometime. No, that's what I'm saying, but you have. to have the maturity to be like, "Okay, should I still hang with them?". Mhm. But the maturity comes from leaving them. and going on to like being on your own, to dropping your friends. Do you think the most mature people. don't have friends? Yo, for sure. That's like the. That's a crazy thing. That's the that's the. uh the girl or the guy who knows their. worth never has a boyfriend or. girlfriend just because they they know. their worth. They're so picky. Like they. have to be so perfect in what they're.

imagining in their mind that that's not. going to come true cuz there is no girl. like that outside. Mhm. You know? So you think they never find love and. [ __ ]. find love if you're super like picky. Mhm. And you seek perfection. I think that's. the hardest even like as an artist, knowing when to if you're a. perfectionist, knowing when to just put. [ __ ] out. Cuz a lot of people. I see writing songs really good, but. they don't put it out ever cuz they're. too inside their mind where it's like, "Fuck, this I want it to be perfect." Is. there anything that's perfect? Do you.

believe that? I think there's You know what I think? I. think there's perfect, but it's perfect. for them, perfect for you. Mhm. So, let's say a girl walks into your. life. Yeah. There's no perfect girl. But she might be the perfect girl for. you. Mhm. Yeah, of course. And people could see that. Yeah. Right? And then it'll show between the. chemistry of you and. Yeah, and it will show like she's. perfect for you. Yeah. You know? But a lot of the time like we. don't know we don't have that idea of. perfect perfect cuz we're always um.

we're always looking at others in. comparison. Facts. So, how can you say perfect when you're. looking at them as perfect, right? Yeah, yeah. You got me? You have to look at. yourself. Okay, this is this is what my. perfect is. You you can't look at that. [ __ ] and then be like, "Oh, that's. perfect. That's what I want.". Yeah. That's not your perfect, bro. You you. have a different perfect. Uh-huh. You have a different perfect. Mhm. But okay, say you have um so there is. there degrees of perfectness? Cuz look, you see you have your girl, right? It's. perfect. Do you think there's another.

like higher degree perfect out there? Or. do you just stick with that? What do you mean? Like I don't know. I don't know if it's. going to get. What are you trying to say here, bro? No, it's like it's like. if there's you said there's always. perfect and. Yeah, yeah. you can always get someone perfect more. perfect. Mhm. So like how do you stay in that, you. know, this is perfect for me? But how do. you know? Okay. You want to get deep, bro? what I'm saying. I'm trying to I think. this is way too deep than man has. Oh my god, bro. This guy wants to get. deep, huh?

Uh pause. You want to pause. All right, let's get a technical. Is that your new catchphrase? All right, so look look look. So, this is where this is where it gets. [ __ ] You ready? Yeah, yeah. A lot of people they're not ready to. hear this [ __ ] bro. Uh look at them in the eye, bro. Y'all are not ready to hear this [ __ ]. There's perfect for you. Mhm. But your perfect for you. can change. That's what I. when you change. And then that's where you find the. perfect in someone else, no? Mhm. So it's like that's why it's like, okay,

dating dating really super young. I I. never got the point of that just because. it's like you're always maturing. Say. you don't want to get married right now, but you want to get married later. [ __ ]. changes all the time. So, when is your. So, like I don't know if there's a. perfect time to start dating because. when is your perfect Like how do you. know when perfect is perfect? You know what though, Gavin? I'mma say. this for real. I think the relationships that do last. and if they did start dating at an early. age, Yeah. it's because they both change together.

Mhm. You know what I mean? They're They're on. the same journey. It's not one person's. growing more than the other. And their values kind of match. it it's the same. Like they're growing. together. Okay. Okay. Like if y'all are growing together, then. boom, it's it's lovely. But if one. person's growing. And another one is. different ideals, another person growing. You're either growing together or you're. growing apart. Yeah. That's it. Mhm. Okay. That makes sense. You're either growing together or going. apart, one or the other. And then at.

some point, like if you change too much, then you might start. going one way, you might start going the. other way, right? That's true. There's this little like um. psychological study that they did on. testing long-term and short-term. relationships. So, there's this really. small trick that you can do or you can. notice in your relationship if you do it. right now. So, say like you say. something like, "Oh, the weather's. really good today." Right? If your. partner responds in a. like a. like a they recognize what you say and. they add on to it, that means the.

relationship is getting is going to be. long because you it's such it's such a. easy thing to. listen to what you say and then add on. to it. Yeah. But if it's like, "Oh, yeah.". Then oh, that's short-term for sure. Oh, [ __ ] That's a test. Yeah, but they really ran the study. Like this was the actual study. And they. said, "Oh, yeah, the weather's cool.". But if he responds to it, yeah, you guys. are blessed. Cuz that means the person. really cares about what you're saying. You know? Or they can just be really good at.

conversation. Cuz for me, like if. somebody asks you something, I have. enough words to say after, bro. Then maybe then maybe you're compatible. to a lot of people to a lot to go in a. long-term relationship. Mhm. You know? Cuz it's such a simple thing, but not a. lot of people can do it. That's actually kind of true. You know? Yeah. How's the weather today? Huh? It's good, man. I heard it was going to be a snowstorm. coming up. Boom. Are you dumb? It's sunny. It's sunny. out. I'm just repeating. Come on. Give me. that. I want the real. I don't WANT THE FAKE.

NO, THERE'S ACTUALLY A snowstorm coming. up, though. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, like I don't know why, but it's. still. I guess that's real. I guess that's. real. My. So, it's already it's already March, but. it's still in Canada it's still [ __ ]. Yeah, bro. There's this one comic and. it's a Spider-Man comic. This is the. first comic I ever got, bro. Yeah. What's crazy, so in the comic book. Spider-Man, he was in March. No, sorry. It was springtime, but it was snowing. and there's snowstorms and [ __ ] Now, it. was crazy for its time because this.

comic was old and at the time climate. wasn't [ __ ] up like that. Okay. But right now. it's not so rare to see [ __ ] snow in. April in Canada, bro. you're saying Spider-Man predicted. climate change? Low-key, bro. Low-key. No, cuz we were such It was. such a big deal in the comic cuz it's. like, "Oh, what the [ __ ] Why is it. snowing right now?". Cuz he's in New York. It snows, but not. in April. That's true. But nowadays, if you say, "Oh, it's. snowing in April?" Yeah, I'd be like, "Oh, that's crazy.". Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And what? Yeah, what the [ __ ]. Right? That's kind of weird. though? Or was it Or was it. Spider-Man is actually based in Canada? No, no, no. The plot twist. New York, man. From New York. Plot twist. That one was actually from. the Canada. If they don't make Tom. Holland get sturdy in the next. Spider-Man, they failed. They actually failed. Or they have Or. they have the THE [ __ ] SPIDER-MAN. WITH THE FITTED? YO. WITH THE BOOTS WITH THE BOOTS. WITH THE fitted and the chains? Nah,

dog. If Yeah, dead ass If they don't him. get sturdy in in Spider-Man. Facts, bro. Oh my god, they failed. They actually failed. But going back to elementary school, you. you had the the cheese slices for lunch. a lot. You had one of those? You talking about Lunchables? No, no, no, like just the cheese slices. The straight cheese? Yeah, you know what what it's called? It's It's like Kraft Singles, the. singles. It's not cheese slices, bro. It's like. crackers and then the cheese on the. side, right? Oh, no, just like you know the ones that. come in a plastic. You rip open and. there's like a uh square cheese. It's.

thin. It's thin. You've never had those? you talking about? What? Oh, no, you're talking about You put. that in a sandwich. You eat it by. yourself? Yeah, yeah, no, a lot of people had it. by themself, but I I I just wanted. That's crazy. Yo, you eat that [ __ ] by. yourself back in the day? You had that WITH I GUESS. OH, THAT'S SO GROSS. But you know what I found out? Yeah. So, there's a theory on why it's called. Kraft Singles. Why? Because for the for a product to be. labeled as cheese, it needs to be 50%. ingredients of cheese. It actually has.

to be cheese. So, the FDA. took the Kraft Singles, they looked at. it. Fam, it's like below It's like 30%. actual cheese only. Oh, [ __ ] What else What is that? is other ingredients, like other. chemicals. Like xanthan gum, man. Oh, [ __ ] right? Yo, check check your [ __ ] right now. Go in. the fridge and look for xanthan gum. What is that? What is that? I was looking at my almond. milk like xanthan gum. And I You bought some guac like a long. time ago. I looked at xanthan gum. What. the [ __ ] is xanthan gum?

It didn't taste like guac. It didn't. taste like guac. That [ __ ] was weird. Yeah, it was like a whitewashed guac. Yeah, it's not right, bro. All right. No, but you have to be wary about like. what we're putting in our body nowadays. cuz a lot of time we just like. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like we we eat with our eyes closed. I mean, like not I mean, we say that, but to be honest, you're going to go. over it back in the fridge and eat. xanthan gum. You follow. No, I'm not. I don't know about you. I'm. not. you're going. everything and say, "Oh, this has. xanthan gum. I love you." Oh, that's. insane.

How's that insane? That [ __ ] should be. normal, bro. I'm looking at oh, theory, the things. that usually go on sale. Yeah. have all the all the bad ingredients. ingredients on it. That's why it pursues. us to buy it. So, that [ __ ] oh, if you. have the cheese that goes on sale, the. one that no one buys, there's definitely xanthan gum in it. Yo, new word, xanthan gum. Xanthan gum, bro. Is that actually like a. You're built like a xanthan gum pal. That's [ __ ] If I If I heard that on.

the street, I would like I would I. wouldn't know if I would want to square. up with you. What is this [ __ ] I'm actually want to. look at it. What the [ __ ] is xanthan. gum, bro? Look up xanthan gum. That That's a hard rap name. If If that. name came out like long long time ago, oh, it's just like starch. Oh, it's starch. Okay, so it's not bad. No, it's bad. Let me see it. Cuz it's just thing. It's like a filler. Look at Look how it's packaged, too. It's packaged in like the most friendly. like thing, too. It's just filler, bro. Yeah. That's funny, bro. See, filler's bad. Not only in anime, in.

life, too, bro. Yeah. And then like the BBLs and the the. fillers any fillers. Just don't put fillers in your face. Oh, yo, did you hear that thing about. Kylie? No, what? So, you remember you talked about the. Sanpaku eyes, right? Oh, yeah. So, if you have the Sanpaku eyes like. this, what happens? is out to get you. The world is out to get you. Check this. out. What happened? So, before when she used to post, she. never had the Sanpaku eyes until. Astroworld. No. Astroworld, she started posting pictures. and actually just recently, you can see.

a lot in her Instagram posts, the Sanpaku eyes. Like heavily. Yeah. What? Yeah. Just recently it's starting to. show. And that was after Astroworld. So, the theory is that Astroworld was. actually. a ritual or a sacrifice or something. something demonic that happened. And and. what happens after that, the world's out. to get her. Yeah. Cuz she was a part of it. I went Oh my god, bro. I'm telling you. the music industry uh you were talking. about how Uzi was satanic.

Mhm. Uh. Cancel Uzi, bro. Honestly, I love Lil. Uzi, too, but cancel him, fam. At least. cancel him being satanic. Like make him. change. And the whole theory about the the I. just want to rock. Yeah. I I obviously noticed the cover. Mhm. So the cover, if you notice in the back. It's like hell. there's a portal and there's people. falling into it. Mhm. When he got interviewed, he said, "Oh, your the the song is going crazy." You. know what he said? He said, "Oh yeah, it's hypnosis.". That's.

Fam, if you see the cover and what he. did in the music video, he got all these. people surrounding his car just like the. album cover. Guess what he did. They put He put them in a trance. They're in a trance. This is. This is an ACTION THIS IS YOU'RE DANCING. WITH THE DEVIL, FAM. That's [ __ ]. But I do this all the time, but but I I. I don't follow, you feel me? The the. devil. See, that's the problem, right? It's cuz. when we enjoy things, too, that's the. real temptation cuz. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's easy to avoid things.

that you don't like and say, "Oh yeah, that's bad for me. Let's not take part.". Yeah. It's the real challenge and this is a. challenge for all of us. This is our. homework. To look at the things we do enjoy and. see is there bad about it. Mhm. Cuz sometimes there is and it's just us. like convincing yourselves it's not. Yeah. And and I feel like Uzi is the best. disguise cuz I was telling you. Mhm. he's the fun one. He's the goofy one. You wouldn't expect him to work for. serious. wouldn't you wouldn't expect him to work. for him. Or no, for him. So it's like,

"Oh yeah, we're good. We can listen to. his song.". That's [ __ ]. They got it. That's the perfect It's the. perfect disguise. It's the perfect. disguise still. Damn. Cuz. I Can we just cancel No, don't cancel. Uzi. No, no, no. Let's [ __ ] cancel or. satanic, dog. Like why? Cuz as an artist, as who he is, like. that's fine. There's nothing wrong with. that, but promoting that type of thing. Why don't we cancel that? You guys want. to cancel other [ __ ] but not cancel. that? Like come on. No, it's it's becoming good. I feel like.

all this satanic stuff is finally. arising. You know why? Because he wants. to get all of this out because God's he. feels God's power coming and it's like. it's soon. Like he's going to be coming. soon. That's why he wants to get all of. this out. Oh, and one thing I heard, too. Um a. really good quote. Uh even though you're you're blessed in. this life by God, you're also favored by. the devil. Yeah, Mike Tyson. Yeah, Mike Tyson was. saying that. So it's like yeah, it is it's scary. That's why it's like a lot of.

celebrities, they get that where you. want to sign your soul away because. you're so blessed. You're so blessed by. God that obviously the devil sees that. See you right now? What if Lil Uzi, after he's done with his contracts or. his record deals. becomes the most Christian rapper. If that happens, if Lil Uzi switches his. whole persona away from like the demonic. things. then we know for sure. To be honest, we already know, but. But if he does, like he switches up. after he's done making music, he he.

closed all his deals then you know what. happens. Clear sign. Clear sign. Oh my god. Yeah. You know, I think I think I lost that, too. Like I lost that a long time ago. The one you gave me. Oh, the evil eye? What is it? Yeah, yeah, the evil eye. That's good. That's good. Yeah, that's good. That means it's like. uh it's done its purpose, you know? Yeah, you know, my mom had it she had it. on her keychain. Oh, I [ __ ] up. Why? So, my mom had it we were at the park. and it fell off her. Okay. It fell off her. And I I forgot. everything about the evil eye [ __ ].

right? And I saw I I saw it on the floor. cuz she was walking ahead on the trail. And I looked at her, "Oh, wait, isn't. that my isn't that mom's bracelet?" I. picked it up and gave it BACK TO HER. IT WAS SO GOOD. IT WAS GOOD LUCK. I GAVE IT BACK TO HER, BRO. And I forgot I forgot all like oh [ __ ]. you're supposed to get supposed to get. rid of that. Oh man, oh here you go. I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed.

Yo. Imagine a man who knew that message like. what the [ __ ]. I just had 25 years of good luck. He just gave it up. No, you're supposed to get. Damn, bro. I wasn't supposed to pick it. up but it's something to like oh wait, isn't that my cuz it's just like. it's what do you call it? It's like. instinct. It's instant like oh [ __ ]. drop something. Let me go pick it up, give it back. But maybe maybe you did her favor at the. same we can flip it. Maybe there was bad. it wasn't ready. Yeah, it wasn't ready and you're like. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe it wasn't ready. Or maybe. maybe it's a revamp. Maybe it means a. means a reup, bro. It was a real. No, cuz that means it's me giving to her. now. It's a reup. Okay, okay. So she just reuped on on. protection. Yeah, technically. Okay. There you go. So I didn't do her bad, fam. You're just saying that, bro. I don't know where it is now, so I think. it's it's completely gone. Yeah. But yeah, I [ __ ] up the first time. still. I I really want to know for sure. cuz I think I'm going to do this. I'm.

going to do this eventually. I'm going. to make videos on my other channel. Yeah. I'm going to test out every single. superstition. Okay, that's pretty. I'm actually going to test it out. I'm. going to be like let's see does bringing. walnuts to the casino make you win? Okay, and then that's pretty cool. No. one's done that. Right. Yeah. Or but I want to do a bad luck one too, but I don't want to be the one that's. doing it. Wow. I need somebody else as like the video. featuring So I'm looking I'm looking for. volunteers. Is it y'all? Y'all want to be in the video and. volunteer for the bad ones? Let's Let's.

run it up. It's like you don't tell Josh what the. video idea is. All right, bro. And you. just start recording. All right, bro. Today we're testing bad luck. Hey, you'll break this mirror quick. HEY, YOU'LL WALK UNDER WALK UNDER THAT. LADDER STILL. Break this mirror is crazy, bro. Yeah, bro. You open this up? Is it an. umbrella? Oh, this [ __ ]. Yo, it's hard. It's hard. I'm taking. I'll take a picture of it. at the same time, if you do that to. someone else, it's like karma though. No, it's not. Yeah. I'm not I'm not purposely doing it. I'm.

just. Yeah, you are for the video. Uh. Yeah. Bro, karma will get you back. No. If you're if you're purposely trying to. like, oh, do this for my video, bad. luck, come on, bro. You'll you'll get. it. I'm not I'm not purposely giving. somebody bad luck. I'm just saying you want to take part. Oh, my. You That's That's different. That's. different. I guess. I guess. So, you there's still a choice. Mhm. You ready? Check this out, bro. Okay. So, so what if that karma exists in the. world? Yeah. And yeah, a lot of that things happen.

where. you can fall into something bad, but it. is up to you to choose. Yeah. So, in a sense, that's life, bro. Like. somebody can influence you to do. something, but it's still you that. decides. Mhm. Is that how karma works though? So, what if karma caught up all the way, and then now everything you decide. really is a you're still choose. Like. you're influenced, but you still choose. No, I think. That it caught up all the way. Think. about it. No, I even think that if you was. remotely influence someone to do bad, like karma would probably get back to.

you somehow in a slight way, too. I think it only. the the way I view it is if there's no. choice. If there's like a. Mhm. If if I if I made it so like you can't. even move. Like there's only one. position. Mhm. That's that's bad karma in my opinion. But I think. if you if you decided, if I gave you an. option, like here's an option, it you. can if you want, go ahead. Like if you. want, and you decided, then yeah, that's. that's on you still. I could see that. I could see that.

Cuz everything is it's just like a. choice, bro. Like. But it says like the people that are. influencing you to do [ __ ]. Yeah. I guess. Bro, that's life, fam. Honestly, that's. just life. Maybe that's cuz karma caught. up all the way. Yeah, just a bunch of decisions. So, pick the right decisions though. I. make the decisions, go hit that like. button, go watch my other podcast on my. other channel at CarlosSwagco. Yeah, get us to 1 mil, please, bro. Oh [ __ ] yeah, we're almost at 1 mil. We're almost at 1 mil so we can throw. that project X. Yes, project project X. Oh [ __ ] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo. So, you guys in Toronto, hit me up.

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