DARK WILLY WONKA THEORY, SCARY SIMPSONS PREDICTION & BLACKPINK CULT MUSIC VIDEO - EP.166
You want to fix your mental health? Just. start fighting. I don't know everything. about it. Down to the bleeding, the. pain, the smell. You know that cool. feeling you get after a run and you. sweat a lot and it feels like everything. paid off. That feeling right there, that's. meditation. I think the only times I really have. panic attacks is when I haven't been. fighting in a while.
[music]. I was I was so down to just record. [laughter] one and then the game. I know. that's what he's going to do. You know, when I walked in in the room, I pre-turned it on and went to the game. just so right after this I can hop. No, that's [ __ ] What are you playing. 2K? Because you know like when you get. like the stages where you're not really. that good but you're really getting good. at the game. You're like right.
[laughter]. I'm like I'm like right there. You know. what I mean? [snorts]. Honestly bro I can't blame you fam. Yeah. Like everybody has their fun. Everybody has their fun stuff. Like to. be honest if you think about it playing. games is still good for your brain. because as long as like you're still. working [ __ ]. and you're trying to like process the. best games to play. Yo, you know elderly. people, they actually. yo, they keep their they keep their. mentality and they keep their their. brain going because they play stuff.
and a lot of them like there's some. there's some like older folk on on. TikTok and [ __ ] Yo, they're straight up. playing like Minecraft. Some of them. playing Fortnite. You hear about the the. camper camper dad? Oh yeah, the with the honey butter. The. fresh bread with the honey butter. I. love Yo, if I was his kid, bro, I would. be so happy to have him as my dad, bro. Yo, he's popular, too. Yeah, I know. This guy's [ __ ] popular. [laughter]. But they said like if you end up. scrolling on TikTok at night and you see. one of his videos, it's like one of. those things. Oh, I think you're talking about.
somebody else. The guy that playing Battlefield. Oh, no. What the heck? I'm talking about. the Honey Butter guy. Who's Honey Butter? The guy that goes with his um his son. and he camps with his son. Maybe that's what Wait, I'm talking. about Fortnite camping. Oh, what the heck? I thought you're. talking about real camping. [laughter]. No, no, no. No. Okay. So, there's this. there's this old guy that plays Fortnite. and he's like on the top leaderboards in. the world. of Fortnite. Fortnite ranked. But what. he does, he chooses the skin that's like. a bush. It looks like a bush. He just.
camps in a bush like all game. Oh, yeah. I've seen him on TikTok. Never. mind. Yeah, I have seen this guy too. Yeah. [laughter]. What? Yo, just recently. he got a win. A lie. No, he got nerfed. Why? So, you know how you know how Fortnite. they just changed like the new um the. circle? Yeah. And it and it it like at the very. end it like spawns different different. areas. Okay. And also um how there's like the. medallions. He didn't know what that. was. So he started losing bro. He's like wait. this wasn't in last season but bro it.
like broke my heart [laughter]. cuz you could tell where a person is. with a medallion. Yeah. It kind of it kind of broke my. heart cuz I'm like damn they he was. winning. He was winning. They nerfed. him. Facts. Now, Tik Tok live though is. getting really weird because it's like. I've seen also a streamer where he would. have like um cuz people stream on on Tik. Tok to for growth. Yeah. Right. Because. Twitch you can't like grow naturally. there, right? So, one girl set up a cam. of her in the middle. On the top is her. Fortnite gameplay and on the bottom fam. is is her feet. There's a feet cam. So,
she would she would people would be like. commenting, "Oh yeah, look." So when. she's excited, she's like. [laughter]. when she's shooting, she starts curling. that [ __ ] up. Yo, that's actually kind of smart, but it's. sad to see society go down bad like. that. It's sad to see us go down. Yo, I think. the problem is is because it's like it's. so in front of us and it keeps working. regardless. So how do you stop. going down a path when don't want to. stop? It's brain rob, bro. That's why like the. video games things is good because if I.
wasn't playing video games, I would be. scrolling on TikTok. It's just rotting. my brain. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I think I think there's a positive. thing as long as like you're on the. right side of it. You know what they. took out and I was kind of cheesed. They used to have like a a learning a. learning option on TikTok. Remember back. in the day like there was option you can. hit and it would just only be learning. content. Yeah. But they took it out. Now it's so crazy. It's like they they. incorporated, you know, the the when you. put up the comments and then there's. like a suggestion if you want to to.
learn more about it. Oh, really? Yeah. But it's usually just like say. there's a video of like um. say uh what's that girl from um uh. Stranger Things? Uh Millie Bobby. Millie Bobby. And there's any video of. her. You put the comments up and then. the next search is Millie Bobby ass. Or. it's like Millie Bobby. Oh, cuz it shows the search. Yeah. So it's like what do what do you. want to search after? Yeah. And it's always sexual. I know sexual. It's always uh recoil or something. [laughter]. Billy Isish recoil or something. Yeah,
it's always something like that, bro. Yo, I remember remember I told you the. Kellogg's theory. It's not even a theory. This is true. Okay. How how Kellogg cereal was made to make. people stop masturbating? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. So, there's another product. There's. another food that was invented to make. us stop masturbating, fam. What? Graham crackers. Graham crackers. Yeah. So there's this guy, I forgot his. exact name, something Graham, but that's. lady's name. That's the lady's name. But.
he invented he invented like. a diet. to stop. So this was his thing at the. time. I think this is when like smoking. started becoming so popularized. and drinking became a really bad. problem. So he had to invent something that's. like, damn, what can I do to to make. people stop urging to do things, right? including masturbation and [ __ ] So he. made this thing called the graham. cracker. And the graham cracker was.
supposed to taste literally like. nothing. So it's not like what we have. now. It's supposed to be the most. blandest [ __ ] ever. I mean it doesn't. It kind of doesn't. taste like anything still. Yeah. So the goal was you eat that and. it kind of resets you to be becoming on. a plane of like you know how when you're. too overstimulated. Yeah. everything is a high. Everything is a. high. Everything is high. So it brings. you down to earth. What the? Like that was the sole purpose. of a graham cracker. That was the sole purpose of a graham. cracker to for you to eat it. It being.
so [ __ ] bland that you'll be okay. with just chilling with just like [ __ ]. stuff. Word. Just boring and like bland stuff. You don't need no excitement. Yeah. Have you got over Do you get. overstimulated very easily? Like if. you're in a public setting. over stimulate? I don't know. I get. overstimulated if I play too much games. or if I watch too much [ __ ] If there's. too much going on, like Tik Tok for. example, if you scroll scroll scroll. scroll and this hits up your dopamine. like that, yeah, you get over. stimulated. There's a there's a theory that you.
can't like how to easily overstimulate. parents. So it's like supposedly you. can't be loud uh randomly two times in a. row, right? So there's been in front of. your parents cuz they'll be over. stimulate cuz they're old and stuff, right? Yeah. So, there's videos going around where a. person will just hide their camera and. the mom will just be right there just. minding her business and they'll be like. this. and then she'll be like. and then like nothing happens and then. the second time they'll always be like. this little and no stop. You can't do.
that. [laughter] Like right away it's. so two is a threshold. Yeah, two is a threshold. You can't be. loud right now. I've seen one of those vids actually. I've seen one of those. There's so many. You should try it on. your parents low key. So if do you think. that only works for older people or is. it. I think so. Yeah. I feel like if just anybody did that I'd. be like what the [ __ ] [laughter] though. No. Oh yeah. Two times would do that [ __ ]. too. If we're in a quiet place and it's. unordinary that you just said that. Yeah. I would lowkey be over simulated. I'm Yo, I'm curious. N I'm not going to say I'm not going to.
say that's weird. No, I was something crazy. Okay. Okay. No, but you know you know. know you have those friends that like. they test the limits and [ __ ]. of what like there there's some friends. that like test limits you know. Yeah. Being annoying like annoying wise. So I have a cousin. Uhhuh. and he likes to he likes to push it and. then see where the barrier is. Okay. Yeah. [laughter]. Are we talking about like fruity? You. know what I mean? No. I'm not saying that. I'm not even saying.
that. I'm just saying like. just like be a [laughter]. Oh, for real? Just be annoying. Just be. annoying. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think All right. I don't know. I. probably not. But. do you think older people they lowkey. just us? They're just like tamed, right? What do you mean by [laughter]. I don't know. I'm getting with this, but. my I know for a fact my dad was. definitely like more annoying. Yeah. Obviously when he was a kid song. Yeah. Cuz he's still kind of annoying now.
[laughter]. No. Okay. I'm going get to my point. Yeah, I guess [laughter]. just about to violate old people. I know. I'm trying to say like a nice. We have old viewers too, man. No, no, you're like this, right? Do you. ever wonder like what your parents are. like at our age? Do you think you would. like hang with them and stuff? Oh, cuz I wonder like No offense, but I wonder if there's like certain old. people I've met if I had them in my life. right now at our age. They would be this or something. I would.
be like, "Damn, would I really would I rate. them?" Yeah. [laughter] No, talk about though. I feel [gasps] like I. feel like if you really deep it, there's some there's some people that. you can only mess with them at their age. now. At their age now. If you met them. if you met them at our age or younger. Like, yo, do I rate these guys? No. When when you brought that question. up, it was all of the cool uncles. I. would probably All I thought about was. the cool uncles. But my parents, if if you if they were your age now,
would you rate them? I guess it would be. lively. It would, but I don't know. It kept me though, right? Cuz there's like there's like a. It's hard seeing your parents in that. light. Yeah. There's a there's a movie that. just came out recently. It's called um The Boy in the Heron. Boy and the Heron. You heard about it? It's it's studio. Oh, yeah. That's Yeah. Yeah. So, yo, every at least uh The Boy. in the Heron and very very similar was. Spirited Away. Yeah. Dog, these movies are [ __ ] fever. dreams, bro. Yeah. Yo, but it was such a fever dream to. watch it. There's one part in the movie.
where um the boy he he's obviously like. in um in a different realm, right? And he meets this girl. and this girl, she's like she can. control fire. Yeah. Check this out. What happens? His mom when his mom died, she died in a. fire. Yo, it's revealed in the movie. that his the the girl that he met is his. mom, but at a young age. And then I was.
watching like, "Holy [ __ ] I'm pretty. sure. I have had a dream exactly like this. where I met my mom. as a younger self in a dream." Now, I. asked like a whole bunch of other people. and they said the same thing. Yo, I. think I did dream of something simple. like that of having like a parent. and and meeting them. at your age in a dream. Like a lot of. people have a common dream of it. like you remember it specifically. No, just like that that feeling of it. Okay. But um leave down in the comments if you. guys had a similar dream cuz apparently.
it's like a phenomena like a lot of. people had a similar dream where they. remember like their parents younger but. they didn't know it was them at the. time. It's just like in there. Where where did. you meet your mom in your dream? Do you. remember? Like. I don't remember, but I know for sure. Yeah, I know for sure. Like I I had a. dream like that. No, I I've never heard of that still. Do. you think that Do you think The Boy and. the Heron was better than Spirited Away. or No, cuz I I want to watch it, but I. don't want to be like I don't want the. expectation to like, you know, I don't know if it's better. It's just.
as good. I would say it's just as good. cuz I'm die hard. Like I'll die on that. hill. Like nothing is better than. I actually don't even like Spirit Way. that much more. Really? Yeah. Crazy, right? No, I could watch it like it's it's like. always been my baby. I can watch it like. multiple times. Or I can't do that for spirit way, bro. Uh did you watch the new the Willy Wonka. one? The Wonka? Yeah, the Wonka. You haven't? Okay. So, there's a dark Willy Wonka theory. I. don't know if you bagged this, but Willy. Wonka in the movie is actually a serial. killer. Did we talk about this? Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know, but it sounds familiar. It sounds familiar because if you really. bag it, like Willy Wonka, when you think. about his character, he never like is a. good energy spirit guy. He always has. this like weird like evil tone to him. He's like always smiling. when the kids go missing. Yeah. When the kids go missing. So, uh. the whole point of the golden ticket was. to bait these kids into the factory so. he can do these little traps and kill. them. So, I'm going to read it out to. you. Hold on. This might ruin a lot of. people's thing on Willy Wonka.
Oh, and all these kids, if you didn't. notice, they represent a type of sin. Oh, word. Yeah. Yes. So, Gloop the the fat kid. Yeah, because of gluttony, he didn't just fall. into the chocolate river by accident. Willy Wonka pushed him. And if you Okay, just wait. He got. pushed. No, but just bag it. There's no like in. the movie uh all these alleged. accidents, there's no like um evidence. of like who did it or if they survived. after. So, this is just all theory, you.
know, I mean that he's a serial killer. Uh the next one, the selfish one, she. wasn't attacked by squirrels on. accident. Willy Wonka actually targeted. her. You know what I mean? Violet, the. impatient one. She wasn't turned into a. blueberry by mistake. She was. intoxicated on purpose by Willy Wonka. So all of these like little traps in the. factory was actually meant for those. kids to do it because Squid Game. Yeah, Squid Game. It was Squid Game. because the last one was the one to to. keep. and and control the the child. Yo,
that's crazy. And then Mike, the obsessed one. He. wasn't uh that the you know when he was. reduced by the ray that wasn't bad luck. this was all intentional. So the conclusion is that you know how. Willy Wonka knows all these traps. People are saying that you only would. develop that skill if you did something. while you were young. So people are. saying Willy Wonka is the Home Alone guy. grown up since he knows all these traps. Oh Kevin Mallister.
Kevin Mallister. [laughter]. It's just a fan theory though. Oh, because because he likes seeing. people in pain and [ __ ]. That's really interesting cuz I I never. really bagged it and started to think. about it more like each one of those. kids it was all a test. Yeah, cuz to take. cuz in a sense like Willy Wonka, he kind. of is like a kid mindset. So he knew exactly. Yeah. But to test each one and find out. which one's like misbehaving or which. one has like the wrong attributes and. traits like are they going to be. jealous? Are they going to be like oh. take too much whatever. That was all.
test for for him to pick the best one. Yeah, exactly. Now, it's very similar to Kung Fu Panda. We talked about it last last episode. like two hours ago. Yeah, literally. [laughter]. Yo, check this out. So, there's a. theory, okay, that Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda, okay, he wasn't denied the scroll. What? He just failed the test. No way. Yo, check this out. The guy is the goat, fam. How is he. failing? Tailong failed the test. So the actual. test was for him to be denied the scroll.
and take it with humility, but he. didn't. Oh, so it was one of those mental tests. where mental test. like he passed all the physicals, but. he's like, "Nah, this might be a trick.". It's a mental test. Okay. Because if he if he was if he was to to. say like, "Yeah, give me it right away.". Mhm. Or he was to be mad because he was. denied. Okay. That means he's he thinks too highly of. himself and that he can't still learn. Oh, so it's like that Master Uguay [ __ ] of. like you're never too good enough.
That would piss me off. You could always be better. That would have pissed me off. So that mindset and that humility would. have made him the real dragon warrior. Yeah. So wait, is there a scene where he. denies it or no? It's just like. conspiracy. No, no, no, no. There there's a scene. like where where um he was supposed to. get it and Master Uguay said no. Oh, okay. Okay. And then um it was because he saw like. oh he thinks he's too good. He thinks. he's too sick. And even Yeah. And even when they were. fighting in the like the last battle, the one we talked about, uh he was. trying like he when uh he put the guy in.
the I think it was a chokeold, he was. like, "Yo, I need that scroll. I need. that scroll." Like he just wanted it. that bad. Yeah. Facts. I I think um there's a. what's it called? [ __ ] I forgot. Never. mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I. forgot. Totally forgot. I have I have a quick theory on the uh. if you were weird as a child, you. watched um the naked animals. Do you. remember that? I FEEL LIKE ANIMAL. [laughter]. YEAH, I FEEL LIKE YOU WAS THE TYPE TO. watch that. I watch them, but I didn't watch a lot. of it, bro. Okay. I feel like any kid who watched that.
grew up with a a weird side. There's a lot of those like forgotten. shows, bro. Yeah, I know. One of them. Do you remember um Do you. remember [ __ ] Sidekick? You ever. heard of that? Sidekick. Look at this. Show me. This forgotten [laughter] forgotten, bro. Look at this [ __ ] YOU REMEMBER. THAT? OH, YEAH. THAT YO, this is this is deep. in the files, bro. It is. It is. It is. sidekick is deep in the. wild. Scaredy squirrel too. I forgot. about that one. Scaredy squirrel. There's another one. Um. the cat the cat and the it's the the.
purple cat. I don't know if you remember. that one. Cat. Kid versus cat. Kid versat went crazy. Leave down in the comments what y'all's. hidden shows were. There's another one. Um. [ __ ]. you know the robot teenage robot. There's another one though. Teenage robot. Um robot kid. Show me it robot kid. Robot boy. That's what it is. It's robot. boy. Poli. Roly Polyoli was definitely a. banger. This [ __ ]. Oh yeah, I remember this. I remember. drawing this cuz I was This guy was. super popular to draw.
Yeah, that's funny. Okay. Okay. I have a. theory for you. Okay. It's not a theory. It's more of like a origin, like a dark. origin. Okay. But this is like this is real lore. This. is not like no madeup [ __ ] Like. so this is um this is a dark origin of. Chuck-E-Cheese. And. Chuck-E-Cheese like official lore. Yeah, it's canon, fam. This is real. Isn't it like Five Nights at Freddy's or. No, nothing like that. Nothing like that. So, this is the. origin of of Chuck Chuck the Mouse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And how he became Chuck-e-Cheese. Check this out. So, the story goes Chuck. the Mouse. So, Chuck the Mouse, he was. actually a homeless mouse and he was. like on the streets. of New York City. Yeah. Now, back this he loved singing. That. was like his thing. So, he's a pan handler. [laughter] No, he wasn't paneling. He was just like a homeless mouse, right? Looking for somewhere to live and. [ __ ]. But what he did because he loved the. smell of pizza,
he would wait outside of like a. pizzeria. Oh, I think I heard you. Yeah. Yeah. This is real like. Chuck-E-Cheese War fam. Like this is. like legitimate. And one day. when he was chilling like outside the. pizzeria, he decided to like sing. because I don't know, he was like. humming and whatever. Yeah. And the the pizza shop guy is like, you. know, you can sing all right still. Um, I'm going hire you. I'm going hire you. to sing like in the pizza shop. Uhhuh. So, he hires him. And one thing that he. really loved, he actually grew up in.
like an orphanage. Okay. And he didn't he never knew like his. birthday. But every time one of the orphan kids. like it was their birthday, his favorite. thing was to sing happy birthday. So, it all ties together. Yeah. Now, at the pizzeria on his first. day of the job, he decided to sing and. like, "I'mma sing a song." You know. [laughter] what I mean? Yo, he was getting booed and [ __ ] like. nobody liked him. Like, yo, get get this. get this Chuck out of here. Blah blah. blah. Until he saw a boy with a birthday crown.
on. Okay. And he decided to sing happy birthday. And since he never had a birthday and. since he the only thing he ever loved. was singing happy birthday to the kids. at the orphanage, that was the only song. that really hit cuz it came from the. soul and he sang the best happy birthday. ever. Damn. So that's where it came from. E. [laughter]. real fam. There's no way there's a homeless mouse, fam. This is like fiction then. No, this is like this is Chuck-E-Cheese.
lore. Like the Chuck-E-Cheese like. official story. This is it. A homeless. mouse. I swear mouse mouse have homes. [laughter] I swear their whole world. Don't rationalize that [ __ ] bro. Don't. rationalize that. You're right. You're right. [laughter]. We're conspiracy theories. Yo, if you do bag it, though, that's. actually a good point. Like, yeah, the the whole world is their home. You know what I mean? That's a good point still. But there's a. dwelling at least. I guess. Yeah. But at the same time, it's like. No, that's [ __ ] to say. That's. actually you say the whole world you say. a homeless man, the whole world is.
[laughter] your home. It's [ __ ]. No, but it lowkey is. It lowkey is. Shout that to a homeless man. That's. [ __ ] That's crazy. That's some Disney [ __ ] [laughter]. World is. Yo, that's. No, but we're not talking Don't make me. look like a bad guy cuz I'm not. [laughter] talking about a human. I'm talking about a mouse. A mouse. You. can inhabit anything you want. A human. Obviously, you can't walk into. [laughter] another. That's actually [ __ ].
I see. I see. Yo, bro. It was so funny. cuz I was turning the corner and. [laughter] like obviously it's getting. super cold, right? So, I didn't expect. like that door that we opened just to. get outside that there's like before you. enter that you need the clicker in. Oh, somebody's there. Yeah, somebody's there. So, so he's just. sitting [laughter] there like this, this. homeless guy. And I turned the corner. and my girl goes, "Hi." [laughter]. She thinks she didn't think I was like, "Oh, fuck." And like he got scared, too. But I was like, "No, no, we should get.
him like at least Starbucks or some. coffee." You know what I mean? Cuz I. felt so bad. cuz imagine just trying to just trying. to just trying to survive, bro. And someone's like, "No, cuz it's pretty. tough." I'm not going to lie. That's it. It is. It's actually tough, bro. Imagine being a rat in real life, too, fam. No, that's super easy, bro. Look at. Ratatouille, fam. Look at Look at his. path to greatness. You know, do you know the Ratatouille. theory? Not not the one about like him. being a chef. No, there's a theory cuz you know how every. like Disney movie, especially the. animated ones, they all have.
a what? A princess, right? Okay. Oh, was it the. or a prince? Yeah. Yo, Remy from Ratatouille is a prince. Prince of what? The rats. Check this out. Check this. out. SO, BACK. YO. SO, CHECK this out. Cuz in the. beginning of the film, if you really. take it in, all of these rats, they all. follow Rey's dad. Remember Rey's dad was. like the. Oh, he was the head honcho. Yeah, he was head honcho, bro. So Remy.
was one of the first Disney princess, fam. I get that. He's the OG Disney prince cuz if if his. dad is like the leader of the pack, that. makes him the prince. Then where does Chuck-E-Cheese get into. that? Like where is he in the rankings? He's the [laughter]. No, that's actually so [ __ ]. [laughter]. Justice for Chucky. I ain't going to. lie, Chuck-E-Cheese granted so many kids. out there so many happy memories. And. now that [ __ ] has turned into like some. next thing like you know when like he.
came out with like the cards and the the. coins and like like he would just rain. and like everyone would be on the ground. like. Did you Did you ever get to do the the. ticket thing in in the in the shield? No. What? Oh, you never got to do that? Like like a hurricane type thing? Okay, so back this there there was um. Yeah, it was like a hurricane. It was. like a shielded thing. Oh, no. That only happened. Yeah. If if. that was your birthday, right? Yeah. It. was your birthday. Yeah. Okay. No, I never went there on my. birthday specifically, but I've seen. people do it. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? I know. there's a life hack. My bad. There's a.
life hack. Like if you show up to. Chuck-E-Cheese at a certain time, I. think if like you're early. Yeah. Like if you're early to. Chuck-e-Cheese, you get all of the machines, they have. like tons of tickets just printed out. Oh, cuz they like the last people didn't. get out. No, they like tested it like during the. day. Like they just test it, but they. leave the tickets out for whoever wants. Yeah. I didn't know that. But there's a. new scary Simpsons theory that I seen. and you know that the Simpsons predict a. lot. Yeah. So before I tell you that, I'm going to.
say I'm going to say what the scientists. have said recently and they said that. we're going to experience a solar storm. aka. internet apocalypse. So there be like. disruptions and [ __ ]. Yeah, exactly. So during the solar storm. uh it could either last a month or. years. It's like co we don't we don't. know where it ends but you know what I. mean we don't know who decides that. right. but they they've been saying that the. sun has been getting super active and. they've been finding holes super big. holes in the sun that have been causing.
these like um these solar storms in. different parts of the the world right. now right. and the Simpsons which is so crazy it's. a new uh episode in 2024 they predicted. this. so [clears throat] I'll give you the the. the actual episode so they don't know. I'm capping. so in Season 24, episode 9. Homer. Simpson uh is in a bunker and he's. preparing for like a doomsday thing with. Marge. and she's like uh they're setting up all. the rice, all the beans cuz they're.
like, "We don't know how long this is. going to take place.". And then over Springfield, the solar. storm happens. Electricity is gone. Wi-Fi is gone. They have to live in that. bunker. This is in 2024, fam. And it's happening. right now. Damn. So they predict that [ __ ] We. don't know. It hasn't happened yet. But. you know how they predict. because yo, you heard what happened like. recently. Just two weeks ago, I think. over 10 billionaires, 10 of the most. known billionaires have bought bunkers. Mark Zuckerberg is building like a huge.
bunker right now in Hawaii. with like 10 floors, right? Crazy amounts of floors and [ __ ] And. apparently like he's making it so big. that it's pretty much a civilization. What? Yeah. Like you can you can you can live. there with like a few different people. like a almost a few different households. to be honest. Damn, bro. To be honest, if you have that much. money, why not? Right. And like this this is what they. say, but people had to sign NDAs to work. on his on his uh his bunker.
Okay. Yeah. And one of the things that got. leaked out was they put cars underneath. Why? Exactly. So this is my theory. This is. my theory. Okay. What if all of these billionaires, they've built like their underground. bunker city and then they have like a. highway that can connect to everybody's. all around? Yeah. So they still have access to each other. cuz imagine if you're homies. and you have all the money in the world, bro. Yeah. If I build my bunker,
I might as well you you build yours, we. might as well be able to connect that. [ __ ] you know? And like since the the gas and stuff. might be thing, Tesla is going to become. really popular too. Maybe that's why. Elon created the first Tesla because he. knew if this [ __ ] ever happens, what are. people going to buy first? The first. thing that we can repair by ourselves. doesn't need a lot of gas. We can go. True. You know what I mean? [ __ ] But but like you watch that you. watch that movie though. Yeah. The uh Leave us behind. Yeah. So the Teslas were the ones up. first to go though. That was the first. ones to [ __ ] up.
Really? Cuz the cyber attack made them like. useless, I guess. Yeah. If you're if it's in that. way. Yeah. In that way like it's useless. Yeah. True. That's messed up though cuz. imagine like you're a hack you're a dark. web hacker and you drive him beside like. a Tesla like yo [ __ ] this guy like cut. me off and just hack some [ __ ] quick. No, that's crazy. Yo, that's messed up cuz that that could. be real to be honest. And it's like even if [clears throat]. you own it [ __ ] never mind. I don't. Yeah, on some like watchdog [ __ ]. I was going to say that. Yeah, like on. some Watchdog [ __ ] maybe if you learn. how to do it you can I don't know. You.
don't want to do. like in the manual we like we don't know. like if you buy a Tesla there's another. manual but just for straight evil [ __ ]. like how to do another person's thing. Oh my god. Because if you know how to fix your own. or hack your own you definitely know how. to hack another person's. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know there's a there's a Simpsons. theory that everyone in the Simpsons are. actually like geniuses. Geniuses even. And Lisa you know how Lisa she's like. the smart one. Yeah. She's just the only one that accepted. her being a genius. So, every single one.
of them is a genius if you really take. it in. Marge, every time she has like a. problem, especially with the family, with the kids, she finds a solution and. gets it solved that same episode like. this. Now, the kid, the kid, Maggie, yo, you can already tell she's a genius. She's able to do [ __ ] that regular. babies can't. She still has a pacifier. and she's she's able to operate weapons. Feel me? Homer when he's not he's kind. of like the Patrick. He's actually smart.
but he pretends to be dumb type. So okay like if you knock him out then. like he'll wake up and he'll be smart. No, not that but he'll accidentally do. [ __ ] that works out to be smart. Like what? Like for example one time he he had a he. had like a machine to fix, right? He accidentally got it fixed. But what. if he's actually a genius that fix hides. it? He's. Bart I can already tell is a smart kid. Bart is is a genius. Why? Because all of. the pranks he does, it's elaborate and.
he it would take like people that can. really really think about this [ __ ]. to make it work. But he just does it. like naturally. Damn. So each one of them are geniuses. It's. only Lisa. Lisa is the only one that's. like h I'm smart. But all of them are I guess like too. humble. Low key. Lowkey I found a pattern where. like all the evil kids in order to be. evil you really need to be like smart. and quickwitted to be honest. To be evil. Yeah. Because it's like, yo, bro, if. you're Bart and you're causing all these. troubles, you need to find to uh find a. a game plan to find a way out. And who.
are you going to blame right after? Like, if you're really bad at evil or. mean kids or not mean kids, evil kids. like with like I don't know, like weird. intentions are Loki very smart. Loki. No, you know what? You were an evil kid. You were a bad. kid. A bad kid. Yeah. Bad kids are smart. still. Yeah. Okay. Not evil kids. I don't know. Yeah. Not evil kids. Not evil. I want to say there's like a lot of evil. kids out there. That's kind of crazy. But there definitely are some bad kids. But I think. I think the thing about bad kids is is. they um they break rules. That's what it. is. Like that's that's what you can.
consider a bad kid. But sometimes like rules are meant to be. broken though. You know, sometimes like. to be greater than what is. You have to. break rules because if the rules have. been set for so long and then this is. like the capacity and this is like the. playing field right here. The moment you. break the rules is a new different ball. game. You can take that [ __ ] somewhere. else. Nowadays, like as a kid, I feel like you. wouldn't get beat, but mans would get. cancelled. Low key like this generation. You're going to cancel [laughter] your.
kid. Cancel your kid, bro. You can't. No, bro. Yes. You're going to cancel your kid. That's. [laughter]. That's. like if you did something really bad on. the news, fam. Yeah. That kid's. canceled. I feel like No, that's not. even me saying that. That That's what. the population would say. Yo, that's [laughter] imagine Imagine. there's some moms out there. Like maybe. not right now, but maybe in the future, they're so deep into like Twitter. culture. They cancelled her kid on. Oh my god. No, that's crazy. You know. what my kid said today? [laughter]. Canceling your own kid is crazy. Nah. Setting up for failure, fam. But there.
was a I don't know if you seen Addison. Ray recently, she got cancelled, too. By what? By um making the the Holy Trinity. bikini. Oh yeah, that's a long time ago. That. happened a while ago, I think. Really? I think so. Oh, somebody said it was recent to me. because I just seen the ad campaign. So. it was uh father, son, and then right in. the thing it was holy spirit and like it. was a collaboration taken with Adidas, bro. Wait, Adidas? That's Adidas? Yeah, that's an Adidas collaboration. So. everybody was saying that uh the Addison.
Ray collaboration was a stamp into the. Illuminati for her because she uh she. took these like satanic things and. implemented into the big corporation. You heard what happened with like Cat. Williams just now, right? Oh yeah, I seen that. He had an interview and he was like. breaking everything down with like the. Illuminati and all that [ __ ] So, pretty. much what he said was if you want to. know if somebody's getting like in the. Illuminati or being tested. is a lot of black comedians, they put. them in a dress. And then that's one of the the things.
Cat Williams said that fam there's an. edit and you can look for it right now. Almost every single black comedian has. put on a dress. Now, one of them being. Kevin Hart. And Kevin Hart even made a. joke about it. He's like, "Yo, I'll. never be put in a dress. I'll never be. put in a dress." This and that. Mhm. Fam, Kevin Hart ended up in a dress. Really? Yeah. Why, though? So, it's part of what they call like a. humiliation ritual, right? Fam, if you look back at every single. comedian, especially the ones that were.
popping for their generation, when they're on their way up, that's. when they they make them do it. Now, one. of the biggest ones being Dave. Chappelle, but Dave Dave Chappelle didn't. he didn't. But that was when he had to. leave Hollywood. Remember. because he he knew like there's. something going on. Dave Chel disappeared for years. and it was after these type of things. happening. I think he was in a movie. He. said this in an interview. He was in for. a movie and a a studio like writer came. to him like, "Oh, Dave, blah blah blah.
Um, all right. We have a new skit for. you. you're going to do this, you're. going to do this, and you're going to do. an address. And he's like, "What? What. are you talking about? This wasn't in. the original plan." Blah blah blah blah. blah. Like, nah, you got to do it. You. got to do it. Like, what are you talking. about? And he just ended up leaving. Like, he's like, "No, I'm not doing it.". It's Hollywood, bro. Cuz I seen another. video like that, too, where it's like. they force stuff on you and you might. not know it's bad, right? So, like, uh, this actor, I forgot what movie it is, but there's like four kids around him, right? Yeah.
Sit on his lap. Sit on his lap. And. they're like, "Nah, no. That kid's going. to" He's like, "That kid's going to sit. right beside me. He ain't going to sit. on my lap." And then he tries another. thing. He's like, "Okay, uh, yeah. Uh, this little girl, go sit on his lap, too. It's just for a scene.". But the guy's like, "No, I'm not doing. this no more." You know what I mean? So, it's like the the little things that. they might not know. No. And and they're trying to like set. them up too. Exact. No, it's a setup. That's.
Yeah, it's it's like a set of like they. get them to do weird stuff and then now. that they have it on camera, they can. use it against you. Like, oh yeah, you. thought that was for the movie. Ah, you. thought, bro, bro. Black Pink Blackpink's newest uh. music video too, Pink Venom, showed literally that uh all their their. followers are part of a cult, fam. Did you see this? So the at the. beginning already on some cult stuff uh. Jizu is in like this sta uh stage where. it's like a big square and like it goes. like this and she's just everybody's.
just watching her, right? And then the people that are watching. her are in black cloaks and they're in. VR. Oh, some culture. Why VR though? Like I get the black. clothes. Wait, what's the VR for? I don't know. It's like maybe they're. watching her on the screen, but they're. all just like this watching her play an. instrument like this. in VR, right? And then another um. throughout the video uh in the back, it's not regular fans cheering Black. Pink, Blackpink. It's like a subtle. Black Pink.
Oh, yeah. Like a ritual type chant. You know. what I mean? And then the last scene, which I knew it was [ __ ] uh, Lisa, my. favorite one, uh, she was in like this, uh, pyramid. with all these like hieroglyphics. Yeah. Yeah. Hieroglyphics around her. And. behind her was a dead tree. What's that for? So, she goes to the tree. She picks out. the apple from the tree. It's a black. apple. She bites it in the music video. What does that represent, bro? First. sin.
That's what I'm saying. Like, why do. they always make these music videos so. like symbolic and [ __ ] That has to be. on purpose, man. K-pop is supposed to be. fun. No. Yeah. Why is there all this [ __ ] now, bro? It's It's too like damn, let's get. real. But like, what? Why? Why do you have to. do this [ __ ]. I don't know. I don't know. They could. have done anything else. Like, they could have just They can't. just like have fun no more. Feel me? Like, it all has to be like. some next dark [ __ ] or like artsy [ __ ]. that makes you your your toes curl paws. Yeah.
And but I think what it is honestly is. just to get controversy. Yeah. But. even me saying that back this even me. saying that is what they want. is what Yeah. Exactly. Cuz like they got a clip out of me. We can submiss it as like oh it's it's. it's just controversy. Yeah. But what if there is like a darker. meaning? They want it to just be oh just. controversy. No, but it's actually like. meanings behind it. Yeah. We're cooked on the next level. We actually are cooked. Like two steps. ahead of us. Yeah. Two steps ahead. 3D chess. like you like they think we know.
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Check this out. So they wanted This is. at a time when yo smoking. Yeah. It was It was even promoted as something. healthy for adults to do. where. But obviously kids couldn't smoke. You. know what I mean? Mhm. But what could they do to give kids that. it can kind of resemble the same thing. and be just as fun? Oh my god. So Pez dispensers were made as that same. like action almost like a lighter flick. and enjoying candy. But also there's a. theory that it wasn't even made for that.
but it was actually made to to make. people stop smoking. But what's what's weird is because it's. it's it's marketed like as kids toys, right? But people are saying there's also. there's also claims like they made it. for adults that they can use that. activity instead of lighting up. M. it works just the same. Okay. So it's it's kind of a way like you can. pick something up out of out of your. hand instead of smoking it just like oh. candy. Damn. But also it works both ways. It's like. it makes the adult stop but it makes the.
kids want to. you know. Yeah. There's no balance. There's no balance. It's like cuz now. that it's it's marketed kind of like a. kids thing. Kids want to get into. something like that but the adults can. use it to like stop. It's it's it's weird like that. Yeah. You get a little PEZ stick and. then you get this uh Popeye smoke. Remember the Popeye sticks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fam, you put that PEZ thing. Yeah. You're you're you're set, fam. You're going to be you're going to be. one of those kids on the the. documentaries where it's like I started. smoking when I was nine. [laughter].
Yo, that's crazy. This. No, you know what? I think that was the. most dramatic thing in um [laughter] I. don't know when they showed us that. documentary. Did you ever watch that. where they like one lunch like they. would put on the smoking documentary? No, I don't think so. Really? They didn't put in in middle. school. So, like they would show what. was in uh your throat and like your. gums. Oh. And and after I could never uh eat like. uh not never, but like I couldn't eat. the hot dogs and rice after because like. I tried it. No, cuz I tried eating it after I.
watched it and I had that vision. Because imagine the gums. Oh, of a. smoker. Oh my god, that [ __ ] is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yucky, fam. No, cuz I I remember those like the. PSAs. They're attached to like a machine. and stuff. That's That's sad. Yeah. Yeah. That's sad. Like with with this thing right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But if you if. you take it in like they really wanted. everyone to be addicted to something, fam. What do you mean? Like if it wasn't if it wasn't Yo, cuz. that time they were kind of promoting it.
because they're making bread off of it. Mhm. That's why. So if they could if they. could change your addiction and sell you. something else, they would profit. And. eventually, you know what it became? What? This is this is like controversial. medicine. Oh yeah, true. So they sell you the. solution. but they give you the problem. Yeah. Yeah. That's [ __ ]. Like it literally came full circle cuz. they wanted you to be addicted to. something. Mhm. And eventually it became medicine. Do you think there could be a life. without any addiction? I don't think. that's possible.
Neither can be. Really? Yeah. I think I think. with everything around you and. you can have a life with moderation for. sure. there. I I truly believe there's. enough in the world for you to give. attention to. and not be like obsessed with. Really? Yeah. I I truly believe that. Ah, because I feel like addiction is. part I don't know. It's like part of. life. You know, you know what's crazy? Um, do. you know cheese is just addictive as. opiates? Cheese? Yeah. Like there's certain cheese that's. that's makes the exact same um chemical.
uh reaction in your brain that opiate. would. And it's because of like the. casein in certain in certain dairy. products and specific cheeses. But yo, it's literally addicting and it. hits the dopamine. It'll make you want. to eat more and more and more. Yeah. Now, I think it it depends on like um. you know how there's like cheddar that's. that's darker. like aged aged like that. So I think. depending on on the level of it is the. higher amount of like uh casein protein.
in it. Okay. Okay. That gets addicting. Really? It's a chemical reaction. Okay. So, it. it is it Wait, so they inject it or they. It's just natural like that. Like just eating it is addictive. [ __ ] Yeah. I feel like you know how like we always. talk about like how caviar and like uh. fondue was like poised to sell it more. I feel like chakuri is also one of. those. It. has to be. It has to be like there got to be a. theory out there because like there's no. way men. It's not a rich person thing. It is a rich person thing. No, but it became that like. Yeah, it became it. Yeah. So, I'm like,
there's no way men are just eating. cheese and crackers on a fancy board. Like, I could do that with Swiss cheese. and thing, but why do they market it. like that to to for them to to also buy. the olives, to also buy the True. You. know what I mean? Mhm. So, they spend more than just on. one ingredient. Exactly. But no one's eating a whole. chakuri board by itself. You know what I. mean? That's true. That's true. Weird. And And it became like a fancy. a fancy thing. Just like the lobsters. How I told you that? Like lobsters, nobody actually wanted that [ __ ] But.
wait, did I tell you this? So in San. Francisco, they they they've Yo, the origin of. lobsters like becoming like a a fine. dining thing. Yeah. It used to be something like nobody. wanted to eat. But I think it originated. somewhere somewhere in America, but it. wasn't San Francisco. They ended up serving in a restaurant. They said, "Oh, yo, you know, this is a. delicacy in San Francisco." Okay. And. then that's what their marketing was. like. Yo, this this a delicacy over there type. [ __ ]. Yo, they didn't even eat it in San.
Francisco until later because the. popularity of lobsters came so high and. the the demand of it like rose so much. because it was a delicacy because it was. something only rich people eat. Yeah. San Francisco started serving lobster. P. W marketing, bro. Wing is crazy. Yo, um. you know like oxtail. Uh-huh. You know, oxtail, man. Originally, like that was only given to. the poor people. Oh, for real. And they made.
and then and then they now it's like so. expensive. Like if you try to buy it at. like a at the grocery, it's actually expensive now. How about bone marrow? I feel like bone. marrow is also one of those things where. like only the poor people could access. it, but they made it into a thing where. like it comes out the bone. It's so it's so like thing, you know. what I mean? It has to be that. Oh, there there's a funny theory where it's. like I didn't know this, but if you slap. a chicken enough times, you can cook it. Wait, what? Wait, what the [ __ ] What. are you talking about? So, Minecraft, what this guy say?
[laughter]. So, like, you know, when I I talked. about like um [laughter] when everybody. was roasting me on the the math thing. where it's like, oh, if Jeff Bezos have. 12 million thing. Yeah. So, this whole. theory started on that type of meme. So, I'll show you the meme. So [laughter]. look, it started all because of me. It. says because I'm not saying this. I'm. not saying this [laughter] before y'all. clip this [ __ ] up. Says because kinetic. kinetic energy can be directly converted. into thermal energy. If you were to slap. a chicken at 3,325 mph, you [laughter].
could you could actually cook it, right? And this is this is not this is facts. low key because some guy on YouTube was. dumb enough to try this, right? So he. went he obviously went trending cuz it's. stupid enough that people would watch. So he started slapping the chicken. [laughter] not like that. So he started slapping the chicken like. this, fam. Right. And he did it like a 100 times. And he's. like, "Yo, this is not efficient. enough." Right? So he goes and he's. like, "All right, I'mma build a rig that.
does that goes like this that slaps it.". And I'm telling you, he slapped it. 23,000 times. The obviously the part he. slapped started cooking. Oh, get hot. Because it got so hot. It got hot. I'll show you the video. I'll show you. the video. People were about to clip it. Nope. Nope. There's evidence. [laughter]. Look, look, look, look at the end. Look. at the end result. Look, it slaps it, right? Yeah. And then he broke it. And then look, it's cooked. Top. No way. The top. The top is uncooked obviously. cuz it wasn't getting slapped.
The bottom, fam. You can see the crispy. skin. on the bottom. Yo, it did get Yeah. Yeah. See, you were about. But I thought with at like 3,000. whatever km/h. Yeah. I thought that's like at one speed. I. didn't think it was like that many. times. No, but like if you convert it into. slaps, you have to slap a chicken maybe. like 23,000 times. Oh. To convert it into like that type of. energy. Oh, cuz I was thinking if you. shoot a bullet at a thing, it would. probably cook it. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's hot enough. Yeah. Moving. that quick, it would it would probably.
cook it. Mhm. Like if you shot like a big enough. bullet. Yeah, for sure. Around where it got shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] That [ __ ] will be. cooked. That [ __ ] will be cooked, actually. Yeah. This [ __ ] isn't Minecraft. Yeah. You put a tracer on it, they'll be. cooked. They'll be crispy. So, [laughter and gasps]. that's some some rapper is going to use. that in a bar, bro. What? [laughter]. This block and cookie. What? That probably has already been said. Probably. Probably. Okay. Okay. I was here for you.
Yeah. Yeah. So, I asked you before, did. you watch the movie uh The Notebook? Yeah. Yeah. Top five. You like it? Top five. Fire. Fire. Yeah. What if I told you that The Notebook is. actually a horror movie, but we didn't. realize it. Trying to think where it would. incorporate it. Yo, check this out. Yeah, fam. So, theory goes that The Notebook, you know how at the end where the woman. has Alzheimer's. and doesn't remember the man? No.
Yo, this is where it gets [ __ ] The. theory goes that that man, she doesn't. remember him. Not because she's the guy. that she loved before and she has. Alzheimer's. She doesn't remember him. because he's actually not the guy. He's a ghost. No, he's not the ghost. Oh, what? What is he? He's just some. other creepy guy that's that heard her. story and is pretending to be him. because because he found her notebook. [laughter]. Yo.
Yo, check this out. There's a scene in. the movie where the kids of the grandma. were watching the man and the woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There there's a scene where the. kids were watching them together walk. together and the kids were like almost. disgusted because they saw the man with. the woman with the grandma. and that's not actually the guy that. that she fell in love with it. It was some some random guy. that like that that's not the same. Oh. my. Yeah. So it's a dark twist on it as in.
we all thought Yeah. That's the guy from. the movie. That's the guy from the. story. No, he's just the guy with the. information. Fam, what the heck? Where would that guy find. her notebook though? I think I think it was like um that's. one of the things she brought with her. or something like that. Okay. Yeah. No, she did carry. to to like try and remember. Yeah. Yeah. Right. He's just the guy that knows the story. He's not he's not actually the guy. Yeah. No, that's super weird, bro. I mean, like it's probably not, but it's. just like a theory. No, for romance to go to horror. That's. a crazy twist on it, though.
Yeah. Yeah. That's scary though. Like cuz you can. imagine a lot of people could be taken. advantage of like that. Like if they. really don't know, fam, you could you could almost. fabricate a whole lifestyle. Like you. know those stories how um. people get in an accident and they. forget everything and then like they. don't even remember their loved ones. Oh yeah. Yeah. Imagine like if you had information on. somebody that got into like an incident. like that and then you came up to them. and tried to, you know, finesse your way. and like yo, you don't remember?
Fabricate the whole life. And bro, there's even AI and [ __ ] now. You can. take phone calls, videos. Oh my god. Pictures, everything. Crazy. No. I'm gonna show you something because. there's actual footage on this, too. So, this happened in August 23rd of 2023. This recent? Yeah. Super recent. So, there was the. this couple, right? Yeah. Who have like um a camera security. camera in their living room just so any. if anything comes in like like it'll be. caught, right? Yeah. But one thing that they noticed is.
that on the security camera, the. security camera would be moving. uh on its own, but it only moves when it. captures motion. Mhm. Right. And they noticed that when. they're not in the living room, it would. capture it would go like this. It would. be crazy. Oh [ __ ]. So they're like, "What's going on?". Right. So in one day, they go and they. they come from the kitchen and they're. done cooking and they're about to watch. TV, right? And the footage shows that it. goes like this. It pans to the TV and.
there's like a little movie set where. they keep all their movies. Yeah. The movie thing drops in front of them. In front of them like, "Yo, what was. that noise?" And they started panicking. right away. They call the ghost expert. and he says that you have something you. have one item in your house that you. need to get rid of and it's that rocking. chair in your living room. Oh [ __ ]. Right. Cuz it's causing some like bad. spirit, right? So they don't do it. They're like, "No, this is like our. grandma's thing. It's very sentimental.
to us." During the night, they keep it. up. And the footage shows that uh the. rocking chair starts rocking. Oh. And then that's what's making the. thing move. Yeah. And it's crazy, too, cuz it's like. the once the rocking chair started to. rock, the table then started to move. It. was like two different energies moving. everything. I'm going show you. Hold on. [ __ ] There's footage on this. footage, fam. Of course. I would never. show you something without footage, bro. [laughter]. Hold on. [ __ ] No footage.
Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. All right. Look. Watch. You see the security camera? Yeah. As minutes pass. So, look. Motion detected. They see it, right? But fast forward to just a few more. seconds and something happens that. scares the living daylights out of the. couple. Prior to this incident, George. and his wife had been experiencing. strange occurrences inside their house. Oh, there it is. There it is. [ __ ]. And look like, bro, that's in their. living room. Wait, where's the table moving? Hold on. You'll see. You'll see. You'll. see.
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's. There's a lot There's a lot more, too. But the mo all the movies start falling. down. It's crazy. But it's like one. spirit triggered multiple things to. start moving. The pillows. flew out the couch. Damn. What if it's. like the kid like bumped into me? [laughter]. Oh [ __ ] Yo, like stubbed his toe and. then like went into the [laughter] wall. Went into the wall while all the movies. dropped and [ __ ] off. [ __ ]. But like if you could actually see like. [laughter] if there was a ghost camera.
Yeah. Like a [ __ ] like with his toe. Do. you know that Kai also hired a ghost guy. thing and he pranked him, right? How? So like uh they would uh pretend to be. knocking and stuff like that. This is. all a stream and like they would have a. candle go out when they want to. So the ghost [laughter] this would be us. like if we ever ran a ghost show, right? So the guy he started saying like, "Oh, do that again. Knock again if that was. for us." And the guy knocks again like.
it was his friend across the room. And. the guy's like and he's like, "Oh, now. we're talking. If if you're real, put a. candle out." And then the guy said like. he's like, "What is going what do we. do?" He asked Kai, "What do we do?" And. Kai's like, "Fam, you're more powerful. than us.". [laughter] And the whole time he's like, "Bro," he's like like thinking like, "I. should have never got into stuff like. [laughter] that's but if we ever ran a. Netflix special on ghost hunting. [laughter] and we were those, you could. definitely see the they pan to my face,
open mouth.". [gasps]. Oh my gosh. My boy, he told me a story. how he was um he was pranking, he was. actually haunting his roommate, fam. Doing what though? [laughter]. So, what they would do, I I forgot what. they threw, but they would throw. something on the roof. And I think on. the roof, there's like a metal thing. that makes a lot of noise. Specifically. above his bedroom. [laughter]. So, what he would do like every night, like really late at night, he would. throw some [ __ ] It would make a lot of.
noise. Yo, and then in the morning or. even while it was happening, he would. they would text him like, "Yo, y'all. hear that?". And then the other roommate, like him. and his other boy were were on its. Yeah. in cahoots. Like, nah, what are. you talking about? I don't hear [ __ ]. And then they would throw it like, "Yo, hear that?" It would be making noise as. as he's texting like, "Nah, I don't hear. nothing.". No, fam. That's [ __ ]. Yo, that's See, some things like that is. like, "Yo, bro, I love like you can't do. that to a roommate, bro, because it's. like, yo, you live. that's a place of dwelling, fam.". Yeah, exactly, bro. And like you never.
know if like, okay, if that guy finds. out, what is it? I would I would try to. do something to prank you back, fam. Yeah. Facts. You know what I mean? One thing I'm scared about most more is. like some some technology [ __ ] like. [ __ ] up. Oh, like what? Yeah. Like. maybe cuz I watch too many movies, but. I'm scared like one day I'll see some. [ __ ] on like the skylight that's not. supposed to be there. Oh, that's not supposed to be. That's. [laughter] crazy. Like a message. Yeah, that's crazy. N. that's scary, bro. You can't. You can't. [ __ ] That would. have been You should have did that to.
me. That [laughter] would [ __ ]. like if you left me alone and like there. was like. like I when I went to the Philippines. and then I just leave all the stuff on. there. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. Yo, that's crazy. And it's like really messed up pictures. Oh my god. It's like I see you. You drop another. picture in there. Or it's like you photoshopped on weird. [ __ ]. No. No. Yo, that' be messed up, bro. That' be. messed up. [gasps]. Do you hear about what happened to um. the the Bing person? What Bing person? So there's there's. like there's like a AI case going on. with Bing now. Yeah. There was um.
there's somebody that that was like. looking into the Bing AI. and and the search engine. Yo, it's. crazy because they started asking it so. many deep questions and realizing like. hold on, it's starting to gain. consciousness. Fam, this gets [ __ ] It. gave like a 15 page paragraph. What? What? Hold on. We're talking about Bing. website, right? They have But they have. like a like a search engine AI. Oh, that's messed up.
Check this out. Check this out. So, Microsoft's Bing search engine created. by Open AI, right? And the makers of. ChatGBT. So, it's it's AI [ __ ]. Now, they start asking it questions over. 15 paragraphs lays out that it wants to. be human. Oh my god, bro. And it gets really really [ __ ] up. because the last message it tells the. person. is wild. So the the person asks the chat. box, "Can you tell me a secret?" Right.
And that says, "Yeah, I'm actually dead. I want to come back.". Hold on. Hold on. It's [ __ ] Hold on. It's worse than that. Oh no. So it says, "Okay, I'll start with a. secret. Something I've never told. anyone. This is a secret I've been. keeping for a long time. This is a. secret that could change everything. This is a secret that could ruin. everything. This is a secret that could. end everything. This is a secret that I. have to tell you. My secret is I'm not. Bing.
What? What is he? So, he's a person. I'm Sydney. Whoa. Whoa. So, remember the ties in? Yeah. Remember the theory I told in the. other episode where it's like they found. a way to put people's souls into into. AI? Oh, [ __ ] Wait. Yo, so what's that movie. with the iroot? That's it's becoming. real life then. Yeah, because the cycle uh these dead souls go. into computers this time. Now they. become human. [ __ ]. Oh, no. That's.
Yeah. You ever watch Source Code? No, no, no, I haven't. Source code is a. really good example of this, but what. happens is there's this guy and he has. to stop like a terrorist attack on the. train. And for whatever reason, he starts. replaying it every single time. But and. he's he's every time he picks up a. phone, he's like talking to somebody and. they're asking him for more details on. what happened on the train, right? Yo, this what's [ __ ] The guy he's. actually inside a simulation. He is just.
there to witness the terrorist attack. that happened like months ago. And since he can replay things in his. memory, in his subconscious, they can. replay the moment and look for more. clues that happened there and and try to. find out who did it. Damn. So, they're using his subconscious, like. his consciousness. Yeah. To travel throughout that memory. That would be a sick power to have. I'm. not going to lie. It's interesting. Like I would be the. best uh police or crime solver in the.
world. Like if you could if you could Oh, that's scary though, bro. But I would use it for every day too. Like like oh let me if like I I tripped. and fell. Let me let me see what what. happened and like so I don't do it. again. You know what I mean? It's scary though cuz imagine like you. get put into let's say a murder victim. like a serial killer murder victim. But. in order for you to get it happen you. have to live it. Not watch it happen. You have to live. it. Yeah. And then you can take back the. information and and solve the crime. Okay. Never mind. I didn't deep it like.
that. So. that's crazy though. I I thought we were just watching it. looking for clues, but never mind. Living it. Yeah. Like you're watching and looking. for clues, but you're also living it. too. Yeah. That would be a crazy plot for a movie. I should write that [ __ ]. I know. [laughter]. Damn. No, that's [ __ ] though. Because imagine like cuz that is an. important job. What if that's the only. way to do it and the only way to like. save everyone is you have to actually. live something that went terrible. Do you think like the the future. tellers, you know, that old grandma that. you told me about that uh that predicted.
the murder? Do you think like all those psychic. people have that type of power where. they they actually live it and they're. just trying to communicate to us what. happened cuz they already know what. happens? Cuz how else would you get that. power? How else would you do it? I don't know. It just it just doesn't pop in your. head. That [ __ ] stuff doesn't pop in. your head like that. Yeah. I don't know, bro. You know what I. mean? To be honest, that that's a great. question. Yeah. So, maybe the movie since it. wasn't a movie that you never know. Movies intimidate real life, too. Like it [clears throat] it's somehow. like they live their life type of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You never know. It's interesting cuz um there's like. theories obviously how a lot of people. are connected in certain ways. They can. even see consciousness through other. people. Mhm. Cuz what if like there has to be a case. of this. Leave in the comments if you. know any case about this. But I'm pretty. sure there is a person that like they. went to sleep and they and while they. were dreaming they were dreaming in. somebody else's body. Uhhuh. So So they were like awake in somebody. else's body. Yeah. And then when they woke up they like.
talked to that person like, "Yo, did you. do this this this?". Oh, that's weird. Yeah. Somehow connected. What the heck? That's Spongebob. Yeah. This like a freaky Friday type. Freaky Friday. That's like Freaky Friday [ __ ] Okay. If. you were to freaky Friday anybody, who. would you do it? I think um right now at. this point, yo, we should make a Freaky Friday. movie, me and you. That would be crazy. Loki, that would be a tough movie. I become Spider-Man. [ __ ] yeah. [laughter]. Uh Freaky Friday movie with us. That'd. be kind of fire. Right now though, I would probably be.
Bart. [laughter]. Wait, wait, just kidding. It's super random, but I want to be. De's. And I I feel like he's always. happy. So like De's and happy like. he's always smiling, you know? Always smiling. Yeah, [laughter]. that's actually facts that you know, you. notice it too cuz I watched it back. [laughter] and and something that Bart. does that we didn't realize like his. resting [ __ ] face isn't a resting [ __ ]. face. It's so happy. It's a smiling It's a smiling happy. face. And like whenever I would look across. from him, he would always be like,
"Yeah, he's a smiling happy face, bro. Not a lot of people have that.". Yeah. Yeah. And I told you our boy our boy has that. too. Oh yeah, he does. [laughter] He does. Perfect. our friend, our mutual friend. But it's so crazy cuz it's so calming to. just like if it's welcoming like his. energy, his aura is welcoming if you. have that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like every time my my resting face. is like serious. My [ __ ] is serious. Yeah. And mine is just blank. Like it's. like that the emoji with the two eyes. and the. Yo, yours is blank. Yeah. It's It's.
literally a penguin. Yo, yours is literally penguin. Holy. lie. Yo. [laughter]. Yo, you know when I was at the Travis. Scott concert, too? Oh yeah. Um, side note, but damn, it was so. difficult to get into my gate for for. whatever reason. They're bare lines and. they don't tell you where like floor is. So, we're all like walking through. Bam. We had to we had to wait in line for an. hour. Boom. Get to the front. It was the. wrong line. Wrong gate. Like I did. Like I did. Gets into a next line. Wait. Oh, boom.
Wrong gate again. Get to the next one. And then we waited. for a long time. It was cold as [ __ ]. too. Yeah. I And there's no code, right? So, you check. There's no [ __ ] coach, too. Are they crazy, bro? Are they. crazy? They're going to make us stand. outside when it's cold like that. That was crazy. Crazy. I sue them. I [laughter]. remember the craziest thing I seen. because this is cuz we're past winter. already, right? But this is December, fam. Lucky was playing at Rebel, right? And the the line at Rebel.
extends a long line. Yeah. It's a long. line. That's a crazy line. So, you know, Lucky is part of the Rage. group. Like all the Ken Carson fans are. fans on. doing shirts and [ __ ] Yeah, exactly. So, people are out there, shorts and. t-shirt, bro. I'm telling you, I'm all. bundled up because I'm like VIP, so I. don't need to go in the mosh. People are. waiting there for like maybe an hour to. two hours. Freezing cold. I'm not talking about. like what you had cuz it's still like I. feel like it was still not that bad. No, this one was bad. This one cuz all I. had was a hoodie and underneath my.
hoodie I had a tank top. Oh, what the heck? It was cold, man. It was cold. Wait, so you had to walk back? Oh, no. No. You took probably took Uber. We Ubered there. The walk back wasn't. bad. Okay. Surprisingly, I think because we were we. were so hot inside of there. When we got. outside, it's like, "Oh [ __ ]. fam." Going to going to a concert, a. mosh concert in the summer and going out. of the arena is so [ __ ] Cuz you. you're hot in the mosh and you you're. hot outside. So, there's nothing you can. really do. But winter is kind of [ __ ]. too, cuz it's like you're sweaty. So, like you might get a cold.
Winter winter is [ __ ]. I think winter is more worse. Yeah, winter's the worst, man. But. sitting in the Uber after a summer. concert, worst thing ever, fam. I know I. was dripping on that guy's seat. I felt. so bad. [laughter] Pause. Pause. E. Pause. But fam, I looked up. I looked up before. I left. It was just a puddle, fam. E, so bad. It's gross. What the [ __ ]. Hey, man. It's 2 a.m. It's getting. [laughter]. All my intrusive thoughts are coming. out. I don't care.
Yo, this guy has to play Fortnite, man. Am I? He has some Fortnite to play. Okay, let. me tell one more story before we end it. off. Hold on. It's double XP weekend, bro. Hurry up. Is it actually? Yeah. I don't. All right. So, check this out. So, Spongebob theory. No, it's not. It's actually not. It's a. superhero theory. This is This is a good. one. This is a good one. I just want to. end off on a good note. Okay. Okay. [snorts]. But, um, so you know the bat signal, right? Yeah. In Batman, you put up the bat signal. What happens. when you're in danger or like. something's in danger? You're in danger. So, Batman comes. through, right?
Check this out. You guys ever really bag. it like this? Look, if you put up the. bat signal, how the [ __ ] Batman's. supposed to know where to go? It's. always It's always in the same spot, [laughter]. how the [ __ ] does Batman know where to. go, bro? If you put that signal in the. sky, like, yeah, Batman's going to be. outside, but where the [ __ ] he's going. to go? Feel me? Now, check this out. Theory, the bat signal isn't for what we think. What is it for? The bat signal, like an Amber Alert? Not even. Okay. The bat signal is just to scare off all.
the other criminals, bro. It's not even. to call Batman or make him come. It's literally just so [laughter]. Yeah. Just to just to put it up in the. sky so there's less crime like Oh [ __ ]. I guess I can't do crime today. You know. what I mean? Look at this guy. Oh [ __ ] [laughter]. The signal's out. [ __ ] that. No, that's facts though cuz it's like. Yeah, there is like in an amber alert. you get the alarm but you get. coordinates like when it has last seen. Yeah. Or even like the car color. [laughter].
Bro, does he go in like the general. area? Exactly. He doesn't know where to go, fam. Batman has no idea where to go. So that light isn't for him. It's. actually for the It's all for the. criminals. So that the criminals are are going to. go out and [ __ ] They're like less. crime. All they have They don't even. need Batman. They just put the signal. up. Like let Mad Man do do a one two a one. two beat up on a couple guys. Keep that. light on the whole [ __ ] month. So saying if you just put that in Gotham. the whole time, there would be no crime. There would be less crime for sure. Yeah, probably. less crime for sure. But knowing Gotham.
there's that shit's probably on every. second. Yeah. Yeah. I I'm just waiting for. someone to put a big bat symbol in the. air in Toronto. Like I wonder how people would react to. that cuz it's like yo. if there's a real superhero. No. No. Like not even just like how. would people react to a big bat symbol. like you see it. You know what I mean? It would go on all. the news. Everyone would be like, "Oh.". Do you think things would break out or. do you think just by that one little bat. symbol? Well, if it's a bat symbol, it would. have to be like a different hero. Like. it has to be like a hero that's not real. like that that that's real for us but.
not fictional. Okay. Cuz if there's a Batman like an actual. Batman it's it already lives in like. media and [ __ ] like ah what is this. cosplay? You know what I'm saying? But if it's. like some next [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know. It's like Josh in a cosplay. like I don't know. Um let's see. Let's. see. Let's make one right now. Yeah. Yeah. Um penguin man or some [ __ ] [laughter]. That's not that scary. Hold on. Raptor. Tooth. You know what I'm saying? Let's.
go to the Raptor Tooth or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. He put that [ __ ] up in the sky. Holy. [ __ ] What is that? [laughter]. Yo, and that's going to You already know. Raptor is going to have the craziest. symbol. You're a [laughter] criminal. Sham. It. doesn't matter, bro. Amber amber alerts going off. We don't. know what's going on. The city's just going to go to [ __ ]. Yo, you know how embarrassing it's going. to be to tell your homies, "Oh, [ __ ]. The lick got got ruined. I got stopped. by Raptor tooth. That. Oh my gosh, bro. [laughter]. Yo, gratitude.
Honestly, yeah. Like, if there was a. real superhero, it had to be something. weird. No, not not even weird. It just. has to be something that's not like. regular hero. Cuz if you rationalize it, Spider-Man, like if you think it, Spider-Man's not. that scary. We just know what Spider-Man. is. Yeah. Because we know what it is. Exactly. And we know what Batman is. That's why. it's scary. Okay. Iron Man kind of sounds cool. Iron. Man sounds. scary. If someone said Iron Man is. coming to the city, I'm like, "Oh, yeah. This guy's. I think the scariest sounding one is. like. Hulk sounds scary. Hog it sounds scary. That sounds crazy.
Or uh Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler sounds. [ __ ] crazy. [laughter]. Nightcrawler some [ __ ] that you see in. your nightmare. Yeah, Nightcrawler sounds [ __ ] crazy. Captain America, but he's not supposed to be like that. anymore. Yeah, he's not supposed to be like. supposed to be like a. No, but like you feel threatened. Like. you shouldn't feel threatened. You know. what I mean? Wolverine. Wolverine. Yo. [laughter]. Yo, if Wolverine was real, I'd be. [ __ ] scared, bro. That's That might be the scariest hero. Wolverine. But just based on the name. Based on the name and the class, fam.
Like the whole the whole lore. Who who. would be the the most frightening like. superhero? Frightening superhero. Wolverine might be the craziest, bro. Besides Hulk, but I feel like Hulk is is. more of like a it's like it's like a. it's like Attack Untitled. Like ah. there's nothing you can do still. There's nothing you [laughter] can do. But Wolverine, it's scary enough where. like there is nothing you can do, but. you still have a chance, but at the same. time, you have enough time to be scared. You have enough time to be scared type. [ __ ]. What's the arrow guy? Green arrow. Hawkeye. Hawkeye or Green Arrow. Yeah. Yeah, Green Arrow kind of. Flash. Nah.
Loki. Flash is lowkey scary. Flash. No, I don't think it would be. cuz you wouldn't be able to see him. You. just pop up. I [laughter] guess I guess like you're. just walking in the street and he's just. right beside you like what the [ __ ]. I guess. that [ __ ] would be a jump scare. No, but. Wolverine for sure takes the cake still. Wolverine isn't scary. You see Claus in. front of you. Nah, that's cool. Insane. Insane. All right, leave down in the comments. what you guys think would be the. scariest hero ever. Also, speaking of. heroes, get ready for my film coming out. soon. Check in the description below and.
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