DARK TRUTH BEHIND BIRTHDAYS, WORLD’S DANGEROUS SLUG & NEIGHBOURHOOD GHOST STORIES - EP.124

Oh, because uh I remember at the event. and then there was like a selfie booth, right? All right. And then there was like three black mans. behind us and [laughter] then I I. remember I took like I think two two. drinks already and I'm two drinks in. So. I'm saying whatever the [ __ ] on my. mind. So they come up they come up. behind me and I look I'm looking at the. screen and I'm like yo Carlos there's a.

bunch of unlockable characters. [laughter]. It's like still unlocked. unlockable. Yo you know how many. pictures I have like that fam. I have so. many unlockable pictures in my. Polaroid of Josh is just black. I'm just dark out. [laughter]. I have pictures like that on my iPod, bro. No, there's of you. [laughter]. There's some pictures I have on my iPod. touch cuz back in like grade seven we. used to take pictures, bro. Yo yo when the camera quality was trash. Camera quality was [ __ ]. I WAS NOT SEEN, FAM. The camera quality was [ __ ] bro. Facts. Uh, shout out that class though. That.

class that made me want to do YouTube, eh? Which one? Oh, Panis. No, grade seven. I had I had class with. I had class with Josh and then we did. this. Did Did I show you before? I think. you seen clips of it. It was like me and. Josh on like a talk show. The one Yeah, the Hey guys. [laughter]. So, what what it was it was supposed to. be like a news broadcast. It was like a. news broadcast. We did like skits and. [ __ ] but that that's the first time. like I'm Oh, [ __ ] This is cool making. content. And then we were supposed to start a. YouTube channel like in grade seven, we.

just never did it. No, grade seven is kind of crazy though. I know. I think it's one of those. It's. like um you see the YouTubers do it and. then you try it for a bit and be like, "Oh [ __ ] I'm not an adult and I don't. have time to do this [ __ ] I'm trying to. be kid.". Yo, I remember back in the day like you. used to do like the fake Call of Duty. like like a video effects. Yeah, we had some video effects, bro. So corny, bro. We had some video effects. though. Now I'm not going to first time. Well, first time it was sick though. Tell me why though. I feel like iPod. touch apps, they they went crazier than. now, bro. The um Jetack Joy Ride, uh Subway.

Surfers. Uh what else? What else was there? Even the things you can do. Fruit Ninja. Fruit Ninja. Fruit Ninja was crazy. I think I think there's just so much. other [ __ ] that we don't even it like. nothing's cool to us anymore. But the. the ones in the past, it's almost as if. like the first time we've seen them. like, "Holy [ __ ] this is like. revolutionary.". I know. Like back then they had like the. simplest games, bro. Or like the. simplest apps. Flappy Bird fan. One of the sickest ones, you know, the. the the slide. It was like the WATER. SLIDE [laughter] LIKE THIS. OR WAIT, I like there's a water slide.

and then and then you're like. controlling it like this, like a. gyroscope and your boy's going like. this. I know. I used to play on my dad's phone. all the time. Never heard of that one. And then I don't know why we played this. [ __ ] but the paper toss. Why the [ __ ]. are we playing that on iPod? Yeah. Why the [ __ ] are we playing that. eyeball [laughter] when you just do that. in real life, man? We're so set on on throwing paper. virtually. We can do that [ __ ] in real. life, bro. No. Yo, I remember. Yo, remember the. remember the gun one? Like you can like. load in different guns and like it just.

make the sound heavy. I know for sure Carl's had that app, bro. I even had the lighter one. [laughter]. The lighter one. I had the lighter one. I had the milk. one. You go [laughter]. pause. The milk. You didn't have the milk one. No. It didn't have to be. It could have. been beer, too, but like. Oh, I don't know about that one, but but. I think the dumbest one was the the. cookie clicker cuz you would just spend. all your I know man's in grade five just. spamming that game all day. Cookie clicker. Yeah. You know, you played that. I I remember that one. You just spam it and then you get.

points. That's all. That was all the. game. It's kind of like It's kind of like. Farmville. So, you can you can get more. like uh auto clicked things. Yeah. So, you can you can get [ __ ] that runs. it for you. That clicks it faster for you. Yeah. But. that's it. No, then that's looking back though. I'm. like, this is pretty much like running a. business. Why you just run a business? Yo, exactly though. But I feel like we're on. our we're on our phones now strictly. just social media or just to call. someone, you know? We're not on on our. phone to sit down and all that and. actually like play games. Uh, well, not at this age. There's.

definitely some kids out there that are. still playing games. Still doing it right now. Like my cousin's playing like Roblox and. [ __ ]. on their phone. Yeah. Like that's dead, bro. No, my. cousin, my little cousins, they're. playing on What do you mean that's dead? Have you not seen iPad kids? That's different though. That's. different. It's like watching stuff. They're still playing games too, bro. Really? Okay. I'm not that age. That's. probably slow as hell, though. Yeah, for real. No. Yo, I see my [laughter]. You know, you know the iPad kids when. you're at like your family gathering and. they give you the iPad, it's just mad. like musty. THE SCREEN IS LIKE.

[laughter]. JUST LIKE CRUMBS and [ __ ]. Yo, I hate that [ __ ] bro. [laughter]. You know when you touch the screen and. then you you go against the nail. [laughter]. and you hear the crunch. Yo, that's why I need to never give them. my phone. Come dusty. I remember back in the day Denzel's. phone, bro. Dusty as hell. That Denzel's MacBook was even. crazy, bro. Crazy. Denzel's MacBook. Like, if you lick that. [ __ ] you'll probably gain calories, fam. I feel like there was always that one. kid in high school [laughter] who just. was like mad sloppy. He had mad boogers.

everywhere. You You know who I'm talking. [laughter] about. All right, hear me out. Hear me out. If. If we're in a If we're in an apocalypse, right, and there's nothing else to eat and you. had Denzel's laptop, would you lick it. for calories? Hell no. Hell no. I'm dying. Lick that [ __ ] for calories. I'm dying. I think I'm dying still. That ain't going to fill me. You get at least a day of [laughter]. gross. A day is crazy. You get something, bro. [laughter]. That's gross. Yo, did you hear that? Oh, it was you. that told me like you eat a slug. No, I didn't eat a slug. That was Josh.

No, somebody ate a slug. Did you tell me. that? No, you told me that. You told me. that ate a slug that that definitely. wasn't me. And then and then it like um grew in. their body. Yeah, that was you. That was you who said. that. Wait, what? I swear you said that. Mandel effect. No, no, no. You said. that. Wait, what the [ __ ]. Yeah, you're like, "Oh, someone ate a. slug and it grew in their body or. something.". How'd that even happen? Yeah. Effect. No, no, no. So, check this out. So there was a person. Yeah. they ate a slug and when it went in. their body pretty much it paralyzed them.

like just from eating a slug, bro. Yeah. So I think at first they started. throwing up. They started getting sick. And then second like I think they. started losing their eyesight just from. eating a slug, bro. It was off a dare. It's like, "Yo, bro, eat that slug.". From eating one slug. You know the banana slug I threw at you. one time? See, I thought I thought you ate it, though. No, no, no. I would never do that. I used to use. some crazy stuff. I wouldn't do that, bro. [laughter]. I wouldn't do that. Not eat it, fam. But. there was this guy. He ate a banana slug. and. like raw. Yeah. He started losing everything and. eventually like he was paralyzed. It.

just killed him. The [ __ ]. Yeah. As [ __ ]. Who's eating a slug though? I know. Off a dare. Off a dare. That's crazy. Off a dare, bro. Have you ever did like a dare that that. was crazy? Josh I feel like. Here we go. Here [laughter] we go. Josh did some dares, bro. I used to do Listen, back in the day. when I needed the bread, I used to do some crazy stuff, bro. That's understandable though for bread. I do some crazy stuff. You get a thrill out of it though at. least. Of course, bro. [laughter]. But yo, the thing is like, yo, everybody. gets a thrill out of it. That was entertainment back in the day.

You didn't have no money to go anywhere. It's just like, oh, you eat a leaf, fam. That's so true. Cuz you need that homie. that's like down to do whatever, bro. Cuz. yo, back in the day, we're bored as. [ __ ]. Yo, people, they would go to the mall. for fun. This is what we would do for. fun, man. This is what we would do. Yeah. Yeah. In our neighborhood, bro. All we would do, we would just do. activities outside, man. cuz there's. nothing to do in our area, right? We go. to the park, we play airsoft, we look. look for garbage and [ __ ] I don't even. know. We just do random [ __ ] bro. At. one point, we even want to go hunting. like bunnies. No, but I feel like if if you have like.

childlike friends like that have um that. are not like super serious all the time, but like always down to do like cool. [ __ ] that you used to do. That's the. friends that are the best cuz it's like. nowadays when you're trying to link up. with friends, oh, what are you doing? Oh, I'm working. I'm working. But oh, you link up at night. Let's ride bikes, fam. That never happens no more. Imagired or something like. Exactly. I was really trying to push these guys. to come out one time with me to to go. ride bikes at night and finally they did. it. Yeah. Listen, nostalgic. I'm always down, fam. I'm the one person that's always down. He is the one person that's always down.

That's why I have I have Josh with me. all the time. [laughter]. Josh only one down. Always happy no matter what. Yo, when it comes to side missions, I'm. doing all of them, bro. I'm [laughter]. doing all the side missions. [gasps]. I remember Josh Josh me one time. I'm. like, "Yo, I I text him like, "Yo, you. trying to go out?" Damn, I'm doing a. crazy side mission [laughter] right now. What are you doing? What are you doing? This guy's doing side missions, bro. What are these so-called side missions, bro? Yo, I don't even remember what that was. It's just errands, bro. I don't remember what it was. It's just errands, fam. I think I think.

there's something about doing side. missions, though. Hear me up. Low key. Side missions are lowkey. more fun. More Yeah, they're more fun than some. motives. Word. Okay, give me an example then. So, you ever you ever watch a movie that. you think is going to be [ __ ] and then. it turns out really sick? It's the same. move, same vibe as a motive. So if you. think a motive is gonna be super [ __ ]. and it ends up being sick as a side. mission would, it's lit. Low key. Think about it cuz it it surprised you. It did. Anything that surprises you is more is.

more sick. Like bro, it's like that one time when. we got the couch the couch from the. school. Yeah. See, yo, that that was one thing that. you you didn't think was going to be. fun. You didn't think it was going to be fun. It just turns out fun. One the most fun is nice. Turns out fun. Okay. birthday, for. example. Yo, you have a regular birthday. party. Oh, it's sick. Make that a surprise birthday. It's. different. You know what I mean? Dino, [laughter] bro. But you have to have some sick side. characters, too. Cuz remember when we. went to the the dinner when they invited. us to the dinner and then everything. except for the dinner was fun, you know,

like uh remember um the one where was. like the. Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Rings. dinner. trying to link everybody like he was. giving us puzzles, fam. JB was. [laughter]. giving me numbers. and like even like when we were we were. like about to go into the Uber back. home, there was a guy who I swear he was. riding his bike, loud ass metal music. and he like he hit the car or some [ __ ]. It was just random screaming. Yeah, [laughter] it was random [ __ ] that. happened on the side that that makes it.

more memorable. Word. Yeah, it's like the NPCs that show. up while you do these side missions. Yo, like like low key, I think the side. missions are better than the actual. mission. Oh yeah, it's better than the main. mission, bro. That's a good take. Actually, I'm telling you, like let's say like. we're going to the club, like all the. stuff before the club. is lowkey better, bro. Kind of true. Like all the characters we see. But you know why that is? It's the little things. No, but you know why that is? Cuz um we. expect the main to be lit. So we are. already going in there with the. expectation. The side mission. It. doesn't matter if how [ __ ] it is. Oh, if.

it pops up, oh, it's lit no matter what. You feel me? Cuz we didn't expect that. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was saying. Like if it surprises you, then it's lit. If it surprises you, but also I feel like if you're not with. the right people, the side missions. could be trash. Oh yeah, true. Like they just be garbage. You ever watch that movie Soul? The one with the black guy? I still haven't watched that. You haven't watched that? I haven't watched that. So there's this movie pretty much this. guy, he dies. It's a Disney movie. actually, animated Disney movie. He dies. and he goes to like the afterlife, whatever it is. And pretty much it was like a whole.

lesson to tell him, yo, it's the little. things that matter. So, he was living. his life. He was doing all these. adventurous [ __ ]. but it's the little things that actually. made him enjoy life. It wasn't it wasn't. those big events, winning prizes or like. getting pride for things. It's it's. literally just like the little things. hanging out with your homies, hanging. out with your family and [ __ ] You know. what I mean? And that that's deep for a for a Disney. movie. And it it made me think of uh Puss and. Boots. Wait, why goes back to Puss and Boots?

Oh, cuz the Oh, I know. I know this. I. know you're going to this. So there's a. theory, right, that Pareto in Puss and. Boots, he's actually the manifestation. of life. Manifestation of life. So. hear me out. The the little dog. The dog. The dog. So check this out. As we know, there's already death in the film, right? The personification of death is. in Puss and Boots. Mhm. Thus meaning there has to be the. correspondent of life. If there's death,

there has to be life. Now remember PTO. said he said, "Oh, my owners tried to. get rid of me. They threw me in the sea. inside a bag." And remember he said, "But somehow I got out and now I'm. wearing the sweater." But that goes to. say like he almost died. So, what if he. did die, but he turned into a spirit and. now he's this almost like an angel that. guides the lost souls, aka Puss and. Boots, aka all the other characters in. the film,

away to find out what their true path of. life is. No, low key cuz Pito was like I didn't. think he was going to be a significant. character. I thought he was like a. homeless dog. like you know that home in real life. it's like a homeless guy who just loves. life. That was what I thought. But he's. he's lowkey the personification of life. itself. Like he's he's that the most important. character. He's the most important character cuz. he's the one that made everybody realize. differently. That's actually so true, bro. Cuz sometimes we don't realize like if. if there's a present of one thing,

that means something else is there too. You know, like uh for example, if. there's one really really evil force in. the world, there's got to be a good. force that's just as powerful. The. opposite. It's like the yin and the. yang. Like one has to exist for the. other to exist. You know what I mean? Yeah, that makes sense. There's also, have you guys watched uh Coco? Co. No, I haven't seen that. No, there's a theory where it's like. it's lowkey um it talks about how. Mexicans. cross the border illegally.

No, you guys, if you guys watch, it's like. um. I know it's about the afterlife. Yeah, it's about the afterlife. So, once. uh you you die, the ghosts have to cross. this bridge, right? And the whole thing. like there's whole security guards on. guarding the bridge and [ __ ] like that. And the whole theme is based around. skulls and Mexican hats and [ __ ] like. that cuz it's Coco, right? And Coco goes. in he's the illegal guy who crosses the. border. And so he's like he's not a. ghost. So when he goes in, it's an. actual human. He can't cross the border.

cuz he has he's an actual human. So they. they run after him. They kick him out. So it's like the the Mexicans crossing. jumping. It's like border patrol. Wait, that's Disney too all Disney fam? I'm telling you. Yo, I feel like Disney be doing that on. purpose. Yeah, they be doing it. Ain't no way, bro. It's got to be on purpose. They definitely be doing this on purpose. cuz you have to bag like they're adults, too. They're not stupid. They're not kids, bro. They're not stupid. And for them to be. in that position to animate for Disney. They're very creative and they're very,

you know what I mean? They're there, you. know? They're they're they're smart. They know how to do [ __ ]. Of course they're leaving hints like. that, bro. Of course they're doing [ __ ]. like that. Yo. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. No, I was like, what if you know how Donald Trump like. during the time wanted to install the. border? Maybe that was their whole plan. Let's make a [ __ ] movie so uh people. can agree to make this border. We'll put. it in Disney. Oh, propaganda for. Yeah, exactly. Like propaganda. Exactly. Yo, you know, like Captain America and. [ __ ] were propaganda, too. I like Yo, I just want to say that like.

they used to do that like all the time. like during like World War II. Really? Like even like the Germans like they. would do that too. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm pretty sure was it. was it Bugs Bunny? Like Looney Tunes? No, I think it was like Daffy Duck or. something. Yeah, Daffy Duck. It was either that or like the bald guy. What's the name again? Elmer Floyd or or something. Oh, the one who shoots the rabbits. Yeah. Yo, I think I think that guy's. racist or something. Oh, for sure he is. They used hella. Yeah, they used hella. freaking um what do you call it? Stereotypes. And. but it was a different time back then. Different time back then.

But I I feel like we still have those. characters like today, but like more low. key. cuz like if you say like um uh what's. the [ __ ] Higa. like you would get canceled low key if. you said it wrong. Like if it was [laughter] close if it. was close. cuz people don't know who is anymore. I remember some guy on the other podcast. actually said the word and he was like. wait what? I thought that's how you. pronounce it. But nowadays, simple. mistake like that, boom, get out of. here. Nah, it's whatever. I in my opinion, I. mean, it's not my place, but me, like I. like even with like like what's his.

name? Rich Ryan. Like when his name was. Rich. Oh, yeah. Rich. Yeah. Like, bro, I did not care about that, bro. Yeah. If anything, it's a joke. Like, that's. People take it too seriously. Yeah. No, they definitely take it too. far. Cuz at the end, what are you trying to. do here? Are are you trying to like. cause trouble? Are you trying to like, you know what I mean? Are you trying to. inflict harm? Then it's different. Oh, man. Is trying to rap. Yeah, man. Just trying to have fun and have jokes. But the problem is is when other people, they want to feel important, be like, "Yo, let's let's let's do something. about it." You know what I mean? They. get excited. Mans get excited to feel.

important about stopping something. Which isn't necessarily bad, but. Yeah. Like cuz like most people like. they they want to feel good that like. they're doing something. You know what. I'm saying? They want to. But sometimes we don't realize like. that's just causing more conflict when. it could just it's just all jokes and. fun. I don't know. I feel like that's. happening so much nowadays, man. Like every man, every man wants to be. like Superman. Yeah. Yeah, that's so true. Everywhere, bro. Everyone. just everyone wants to be like. in the spotlight. Everybody wants to be. heard. Everybody wants to But I don't.

think it's bad. You think it's possible for everybody to. be heard at the same time or just some. people have to be quiet? It's impossible, bro. It's impossible. Yeah. I think that's what Twitter is. That's. why it's like a warfare there. It is. You know what I mean? It's a. freaking the trenches. Did you see they. tried to cancel the baby and then he had. a show in Japan? You know the DMX. concert where every was like where to. the crowd and it was like a whole that. was the same the baby in Japan fam if. Yeah. If you looked out. he has pull like that. Yes. That's how you know it's like even. though you're cancelled in America, you.

can still make money and you go to Asia. They don't care. It's all about the vibe. over there. You feel me? Yeah. You know what? Cuz a lot of the. time we say, "Oh, Asians aren't that big. in in media." They're [ __ ] big in in. Asia though. [laughter]. You know what I mean? Yo yo think about yo how much people. does like Philippines, China have Japan? They have bigger people, bro. Yeah. Like. faith thing that's bigger than here. Like dead ass K-pop is bigger than. hip-hop. K-pop is huge, bro. K-pop is way bigger [laughter] than. hip-hop. We just don't bag it cuz we're.

we're tapped into the western. We're tapped into the Western media, right? Oh, what's crazy? You know that movie. Everything Everywhere All at Once? Oh, yeah. Watch that. Check this [ __ ] out. So, there's a. theory that everything everywhere all at. once is actually a lesson for Asian kids. to respect and be grateful for their. parents. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes. sense. Check this out. And I just pulled it. out. Oh my [laughter] god. Yo, stop with the. sudden movement. Check this out. So in the movie, right,

the main character, the mom, she goes. into so many different realities and. sees every single version of herself in. different jobs, different universes, different variants of herself. Right. now, this is actually to show us how. much she sacrificed for her daughter. So. what what the true underlying message. is, she could have been a big movie. star. She could have been very. successful in so many different things. She could have so many different lives, but she chose to sacrifice everything.

for her daughter by being a business. owner and giving money to her, putting. her to school. And that [clears throat] flew over my. head the first time I watched it. cuz I thought it was just all for, you. know, I mean, what the what the main. plot was. Yeah. No, that [ __ ] was made for, yo, be. grateful for your parents. Oh, that's that's deep, though. I know, bro. Cuz like, yo, the fact that. she sacrificed like her whole dream for. you, like that's pretty wild. Like, imagine. if you did that, fam. cuz we don't we. don't take it in. Like our parents had. to be, you know what I mean? They had to.

be what's the opposite of self? Selfless. Selfless. They had to be selfless so we could be. selfish. They gave up on their dreams. And it's. like the worst feeling. I think top. worst feelings in the world is like, you. know, when you have those outspirits and. you get mad at your mom by mistake, like. you yell like, "I'll do it later." Like. [ __ ] like that, right? And then like. later when you're sleeping at night and. you're like, "Fuck, I really just yelled. at my mom, bro. worst one of the worst. ones, bro. Yeah, bro. Have you got whooped like bad by your. mom like or your parents,

bro? Nah, I I got a crazy one, bro. I. got a crazy one. I got a crazy one, bro. Yo, that's cuz like yo, like when I was. a kid, I'm not going to lie, I did not. listen, bro. Hardhead. Hardhead. And plus like I don't know cuz like like. all my other siblings like like they. were all good. So like my mom like. expected me to like be like them too. But you know, I was just different. I Oh my god. I used to do this the. dumbest [ __ ] sometimes, man. No, the craziest one. I remember I was. eating and I was watching Spongebob and. then like I was so mad already and I. remember this whooping so bad because my. dad was trying to tell you some tell me.

something and then. under my breath I was like [ __ ] you and. then. that that was the craziest one ever. I remember I think my friend was over. too cuz I I did that with my friend and. then like after that oh man pop that's a. crazy one. Yeah it was a crazy or it was like. either fug you or shut up. Yeah, but. those two are crazy ones. I wouldn't be alive, fam. [laughter]. Yo yo yo, low key. Shut shout out might. be worse, fam. Shout out might be worse. Shut up might.

be worse. Either one, fam. Either one. Like I. wouldn't even I probably lose a leg or. some [ __ ] You. know what I mean? Yo, I have this crazy. story. So. one time. I was playing like water water guns with. my cousin, right? Okay. And we weren't supposed to be like. playing water guns for some reason. But. anyways, we were and I was and I was. shooting my cousin with the water. [laughter] gun and his shirt got all. smoke soaked. Why? His dad. came into the room. Yeah. Pissed. Why? I think No, I think they were they were.

trying to they're like going to go out. or something. So he walks in and this. was indoors, too. But [laughter]. what why you think water guns indoors, bro? A water gun indoors is crazy. No, but. anyways, he walks in and he sees my. cousin like soaked in his shirt. Uhhuh. And he [ __ ] you know what I mean? Like he gets pissed off at my as my. little my cousin. I know he didn't take the blame. And he looks at me. I'm like, "Oh shit.". But he can't do anything cuz I'm not his.

child. I know. But I knew he was pissed. So that that moment, bro, like I was. scared of him, fam. Like he didn't have. to lowkey. That alone scared me. Like I. was frightened enough. I was frightened enough. I didn't even. have to be touched. I didn't even have. to Nothing had to be said. Just me. seeing him alone like traumatized me. Oh yeah, for sure. No, you know the worst ones are when. when you do something bad and like your. parents are coming home and you're. waiting for them, [laughter] bro. You're. wait you're waiting for them at home. Those are the worst, bro. You're just on the couch like a [ __ ]. [laughter]. Oh my. I seen I seen this. Um it's like.

a life hack. So this this is a life hack. to make your kid listen to you. So what. they do instead of actually beating. their kid, they'll take a stuffed. animal. So imagine you have like a. stuffed animal here, right? Pretend to feed it. Boom. And then the. the stuffed animal goes, I saw this. And then you beat the [laughter] stuffed. animal. You beat the stuff animal like. eat, right? And and then [laughter] and then. you try. And then you try with the kid and give.

it. no [laughter] give it something. and give it and then they'll take it. You know what I mean? Cuz they see, oh. [ __ ] that's a consequence. But you. don't have to inflict on them. Yeah. They're getting smarter with beating, you know. Exactly. But that's why nowadays kids. are so uh what do you call this? Kids. now uh in this generation, like the. earlier ones, they do whatever on social. media cuz they like they don't get. punished no more. But us, we're like we. had rules and [ __ ] like, "Oh, we can't. do that, fam.". Yeah, man. Like there's some stuff that. these kids do. I'm like, "Yo, I could.

never do that, bro.". Like it's like it's it's like. 12year-olds move in like their 20s. already. And like if I got caught doing. that, I would definitely get like a. beating. Like you couldn't do that. Yeah. I remember I remember one of the crazy I. remember me and my brothers. I don't know why we did this, but I. remember we yo we turned our house into. a water park. Oh my. We turned our house into a water park. So So me and my brothers, we went we. moved all the furniture out the way. We. took water. We dumped it all on the. floor. Yo, we had we had a crazy slip and. slide, fam.

Yo, but the thing is yo, we did it upstairs. And at the end of the slipping side was. the stairs to go downstairs. Oh, that's hard. So So if you went too far, you're going. straight down. Holy [ __ ]. I remember we did that and that's my my. brother like he's the only one that had. a phone. Like my oldest brother, he gets a phone call. My mom's like, "I'm coming home in 10 minutes.". Oh my god. So yo, we had to clean that in like 10. Yo, I don't know how we did it, bro. So she never found out. She never found out, bro. Oh wow. She never found out. That's a crazy [ __ ] inside, though. That was fun, bro. That was.

Cuz as a kid, you're not thinking, bro. That's true. Yo, older brother running. it. Both of them, bro. [laughter]. You guys agreed on this idea. You're. like, "Yeah, let's just do it, fam.". Yo, but thing yo, we knew it was a bad. idea at the start, but we still did it. But at the end of the day, it's like. it's going to give us a thrill. Yeah. See, I think it's good to do bad. stuff when you're a kid cuz like you. learn from it. Like, you shouldn't I'm. not saying you guys should specifically. go out and cause trouble, then you're. just going to be like a nuisance in the. world. But at least go do some daring. things in your lives just so like you. can say, "Oh, I've done that.".

Yeah, that's true. Number one thing I. hate is like when your your parents. predict that you're going to break. something. So they're like, "All right, keep going. Keep going." And then you. break something and they're like, "Ah, I. what when I tell you [ __ ] like that." I. hate that. I actually never experienced that. But I. You never had that? No. Like say you're you're playing with a. hoop inside. And you like doing too. much. And your parents are like, you're. never like, "Oh, come on, bro. You're. going to break something. Watch out. I'm. warning you." And then you keep going. And it actually happens. Like what I. tell you. They happen all the time. Like your your. parents be like, "Oh, stop jumping on. the couch. cuz I jump on the couch. This.

couch is going to break. You jump on it. one more time, it breaks. It's like it. manifested. That's what I'm saying. They. manifest it. [laughter]. I never experienced that specifically. But I I have experienced like every time. I'm looking for something in the fridge, my mom's like, "Go look in the fridge, it's there. I look inside, that shit's not there, fam." But my the second my mom comes in. the room, opens the fridge, she finds it. in 0.2 seconds, appears out of nowhere, bro. Holy [laughter] crap. I had some. relationships, bro. And the the one I.

hate the most that gives me PCSD is when. my dad is asking for tools. Oh, that's a wor [laughter]. when you don't find the right one, you. just feel stupid, bro. Exactly. Yo yo, you feel like such a let down. Exactly. [laughter]. It's like So, I have to go. First of. all, I don't know why he doesn't go. himself cuz he knows exactly what he. needs. He sends me to go get it. So, I'm. looking through all of the tools, bro. You know how much [ __ ] screwdrivers. we have? We have bare screwdrivers. So, I'm looking through all of them like, "Okay, now I know which one." Now, what. size? [laughter].

No, the sizes [ __ ] me up, bro. So, I. have to [ __ ] And then if I pick the. wrong one, I go back downstairs and it's. a walk. It's a walk of shame. So, I walk. downstairs, wrong size. Walk back up. [laughter]. You take the next one. WRONG SIZE AGAIN. GOD, BRO, it's actually terrible. So, what I've learned every single time I. get tools now, just bring the whole [laughter]. exact same thing. I give him options, bro. And and at one. point I remember I hid it in my in my in. my pants. So I gave him one size like no.

wrong size. Oh yeah. [laughter]. Oh yeah. Wrong size. I got one more for. you. Yeah. I was like I was like that kid you know. in in recess that show recess. Oh yeah. Who had all the tools? All the gadgets. Yeah. Oh another thing in Everything All. at Once a little blooper or like a. little Easter egg that Mans didn't know. about. So you know when um Stephanie Sue. is it Sue? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Stephanie Sue when she. [clears throat] puts her arm out and all. the things are changing. So it's like a. a fork, a wrench, a thing. Like remember. there it's all changing. cuz she's going through different.

dimensions. One of them was actually a. Grammy. So if you stopped it was. actually a Grammy. And she manifested that. No, the only one that was that was uh. blacklisted. I mean that wasn't picked. for a Grammy in that movie was her. Oh, wait. A Grammy? Yeah. She makes music. No. [laughter]. Yo, she. fam. My bad. My bad. It was an Oscar. Oscar. [laughter] I keep mixing those. up. My bad. Crazy, baby. She makes a [laughter] track.

Stephanie Sue. N. Yo, but I think about Yo. Yo, we had. to have a jumper jump freestyle one. time, fam. Oh, yeah. A cipher. We have a cipher. I I used to cipher with all my cousins. like back in Yeah. That's crazy. I used to cipher. No, back when um. uh what's one metal face? Like call him. brace face. What's that? What's that? What's that be called? It was like a. challenge. The vine challenge. Yeah. We used to [laughter] No, this. would get [ __ ] So me and my cousin. used to do it, but we would we would. diss the rest of the [laughter] family. Oh my god. No, that's crazy. A family diss track is.

wild. But just as jokes, just as jokes though, right? Like we make like inside jokes. and [ __ ] [snorts] At one point though, oh man, one time we we saying some [ __ ]. and somebody walked into the room and. heard us though. And we didn't notice cuz we're too into. it. Cuz you know when you're too. Yo, I feel like we. like forget how loud you are. Yo, I remember one time I remember me. and Zel were making a track in the. library. But first of all, that's the worst place.

to make a track. Oh, yeah. [laughter]. First of all, but I remember yo, our. we're making this track and the bars. were completely garbage. Yeah. Yo, these two girls pulled up to us mid. track while we're making it and it was. hella cringe, man. It was hella cringe. What do you say? Like what do you say. when they pull up? Like what are you. guys doing? Can I hear it? Yo, what if. they hit you? Can I hear it? Damn. Did they ask us that? Yo, I told. I'm like, "Yo, the song's not done yet.". Sometimes [laughter] like it's not done. It's not done. Give us like two days. At least you tried, fam. Honestly.

Honestly. What? Whatever age you are, try everything, fam. Yeah, that's true. Cuz even if it's [ __ ] the next one's. better. Hopefully. [laughter]. No, it should. Like, you should always. improve no matter what. Yeah, the next one should be better. But. what when do you tell a man to stop? That's a good question. That's a good. question. Like imagine he's 5 years. Same thing. That's a great question. Yeah, cuz I I always ask myself that too. Like. when when is it? No. Like if a man hasn't improved over 5. years. Come on. You got to tell them. Do you throw in the towel or. You got to throw in the towel. After 5.

years he haven't got better. That's what What if on that sixth year. he finally breaks? I do. [laughter] Like. Yeah. You don't know. You don't know, bro. Cuz all of a sudden he can have. like Cuz somebody can change tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Like they can change. like at a second like that. Yeah, somebody can change tomorrow and we. can't really tell them like how their. journey is going to play out, right? So, honestly, like I I feel like it's not. your it's not your it's not your place. to say. Mhm. I don't know, bro. For some people. Okay. If it's your best friend, if it's. your best friend,

if it's my best friend, Yeah. like I feel like I would have to like. slowly tell him. like I wouldn't I wouldn't tell him like. directly, but I'll be like, "Yo, like. the song's fire, but like you might have. to work on this a little bit more." I. feel like every time like I'll add like. something else. Would you ever snap on and be like, "Yo, this is just garbage." Like pick. something else. I can't do that, bro. I have to be like real friend and say. this is. Have you ever done that to somebody? I've done that to somebody. You done. that to someone? But yo, like if you do that, like that's. real, fam. That's some real stuff. Like I would want someone to do that to. me. Exactly. Like you got to be real to me.

But some people aren't real though. Some. people like themselves. Some people. aren't real to themselves. That that too. So, some people aren't. real to themselves. Can you be real to. them? Damn, that's deep. Oh, [ __ ] Low key, even if you tell them. the truth, I don't think they'll take it. like that. Now, check me out. What if what if. that's how it works, right? What if. somebody if they're fake to themselves, then people to people are going to be. fake to them as well? That's like what. you conjure up. Yeah, that's true. So, me being real,

people will be real to me. But me being fake, people be fake to me. because you're fake. And honestly, that's how it would work. anyway. Let's say I create a space. that's fake, right? Yeah. People inside of it, their reactions may. be true to what I made, but it's still a. fake reaction because the whole thing. was fake anyway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I see what you're. saying. So, the whole thing itself is fake. because it's not. But like if it was fake anyways, then. like it's always going to be fake.

No matter what they say, it's going to. be fake. Mhm. It may be a true reaction, but the. whole thing is fake itself, I [snorts] guess. Yeah. Right. I don't know. Like like some people, you. just got to tell them, man. You just got. to tell them. because it's like it gets to a point. where like I don't want to say this or. like like they're going into this dream, but they're using like so much resources. to do it and they're not getting better. and like it's just going to be like like. a whole downward spiral. So, so it's kind of like you have to. save them. There's some people you have to save at. some point, bro. All right, hear me out. This is what I.

would do personally. I would at least. give them some some tips and pointers on. what to do next. [laughter]. This is the best way to do it. Like, yo, I'm not going to lie, that that song was. kind of ass, but you're good at. basketball. You get [laughter] me? Like, yo, you're sing a basketball though. No, that that's lowkey smart though. because it's like if they're not going. to listen to music advice, [ __ ]. You'll play [laughter] ball. Pick up a. ball. Yo, that song was ass.

[gasps]. But you're sick at tennis. [laughter]. I'm not going to lie. Yo, that sounds. proper the way you say it, fam. And. someone said that to me. Make a sandwich. You got sick. at tennis. Okay. I remember when I used to do um I used. to have to make report cards when I was. a a swim instructor. Okay. And we had to do report cards on like if. whether they not they failed the test. So when we were making the report cards, there was like criteria and almost a. format we had to write the test in. We. put, oh, you did great this lesson or. this test, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Then you put then you put what's.

wrong. But you need to do this. You need. to fix up on your arms here or there. Your legs need to be a bit higher. And. then at the end, but keep striving. You're going to get there the next. class. You're going to get better the. next time. So it's that it's that. sandwich. It's like you're really good. at this. Oh, you got to work on this [ __ ]. Yeah. But next class you're going to get it. You know what I mean? I don't know. I think I'm too nice to do. that. Cuz remember also you said in. acting class that you're taking Yeah. actors like the realest actors are the. ones who can be truthful with. themselves. Yeah. Right. So it's like [ __ ] if I'm not like.

sometimes like I catch myself not being. truthful to myself, how can I be an. actor? Like that's crazy. Yeah. So when I started taking acting. lessons, Josh, it's so much of it's not acting. It's. literally just feeling. So you're literally just feeling. You're. not trying to play a character. You're. actually just that character at that. moment. Okay. So like you're Okay, I get what. you're saying. I get what you're saying. So, let's say you you're uh. you're not trying to act like him, like. you're trying to like be like him. You're trying to be be him, basically. Yeah. Let's say you get casted as a.

space cowboy. You don't know what the. [ __ ] a space cowboy would think. But if I put that space cowboy in a. place where he can feel depression, maybe you can know what depression could. feel like. Okay. I see what you're saying. So, you're not tackling on what a space. cowboy would feel like. You're tackling. on what Josh would feel like in that. moment. Facts. I I I see Josh in every happy. role, bro. Yeah. Like imagine Josh in a sad row. I. couldn't see that. Yo, yo, you know what's crazy? I feel. like if I were to do movies, I would I. would want to be the villain. Really? I would want to be the villain for sure,

bro. Happy to be a villain. Villain though. I want to be a menace. That's what I. would want to be. The closest thing would be Deadpool. because he's like a villain, but he's. still like funny in a way. Jokes. Yeah, there's been some funny villains. out there. Yo, I want to be like Thanos or. something. I want to be. No, Josh is Thanos. That's what I want to be. I don't know. I feel like you're too. kind, low key. I don't know, bro. When the CAMERA. [laughter] IS LOWKEY BLACK, THANOS IS BLACK, BRO. YO, ANY offcolor. character is black, bro. If you're. purple, dark green, you are black. I'm.

telling you, dark blue, you you you must. be black, bro. That's the only reason they have a pass. They have a pass. I'm telling you, Division, I'm for sure. [laughter] I'm for sure, bro. I'm for. sure. Yo. Oh my god, bro. Thanos has a pass, man. Piccolo has a. pass. Piccolo. I'm telling you, Piccolo. My god. Damn. I swear he has a white dorag on. Oh, Piccolo. [laughter]. Yo, is there any characters, fictional. characters you think would are Asian? Like. Asian? Low key. Maybe this is just because they.

made it. Jake Long. Pokemon, bro. Ash. Pokemon is like P. No, but like. I talking about like Ash or like actual. Pokemon. No, I'm Pokemon itself. Now Pokemon. I feel I feel like like Pikachu, he. could speak Cantonese, [laughter]. bro. You know, you get me though. Like look. at a Pokemon. Like I feel like they can. speak some Asian language. You know what. I mean? Blastoise. Blastoise. Charizard. Blastoise definitely has a Japanese. accent. No. No.

I can see that. I can see that. What's Charizard? What? What is. I can see him speaking like Mandarin or. something. No. Charizard Charizard might be Filipino. Charizard. [laughter]. Filipino. [gasps]. Charilipino. Now, you know whose uh thing? Um who's. that rock character? Dude, no. But Chop. is mobile, [laughter] bro. No, he's black. He's black. He's black. Yo. Yo, now the one that's black. Yo, remember remember Jinx? Jinx. Oh, Jinx. Yo, they they had to they had to take. her out of the show.

Yeah, cuz it was through like. Yeah. It was stereotypical. Yo, what happened with the Dragon Ball Z. character, Mr. Popo? Yeah. Oh, they had to change. Yo, he was black and they turned him. blue. Word. Oh, yeah. Like Jinx was she was black, too, but she they turned her purple. Yo, not blue. Black was better. [laughter]. Do you guys know the the nurse joy. theory? What's that? How she's actually a shiny Pokemon. How. she's not actually human. No, I heard about that one. Wait, wait. So, a shin Pokemon is like has different. like what do you call this? They're the.

same, but there's also shiny versions. If you look in Pokemon, there's. different versions of Nurse Joy. for like each region. Yeah. There's a black Nurse Joy, there's. a thing Nurse uh white Nurse Joy, there's a beige one, and they're all the. same. So, what is the shiny version of. Nurse Joy? Some people are saying the. black version is the shiny version. That's the shiny version. That's the. shiny version. I've been saying that. Same with Officer Jenny's then because. Officer Jenny's are all the same, too. Low key, Officer Jenny's kind of bad, fam.

[laughter]. Yo yo, I I see I can see why Brock was. hitting on all the fam. I can see why Brock was hidden. Josh would play Brock in a real. in live action. In live action. I would love to be Brock, bro. Josh got. the I swear back. [laughter]. You know, for the longest time, Gavin. didn't know you're you're part Chinese. Yeah, you didn't know that, man. On a podcast. Oh, no. I didn't like. after the podcast, he's like, "Yo, you. know Josh's thing a lie?" He's like, "What?". Yeah. Yo, I'm part Chinese, bro. What the heck? Yo, every time I tell the people, they.

always think I'm lying. Yeah. They always think I'm lying, bro. That's insane. Cuz I was like, "Wait, so. part You're Chinese?". Yeah. Yeah. On my dad's side. On your dad's side? On my dad's side? Yeah. What the No, but. then you know what's crazy cuz I didn't. know that but once he showed me a. picture again like I couldn't It's like. one of those things where I couldn't. unsee. Yo, come tell you like if you see. pictures of me when I was younger like. as a kid like you you [laughter] can. definitely see it, bro. You can you can. definitely see it. You can definitely. see it. That's why Josh's so good at speaking. Chinese, bro.

Oh, I'm not trying to get cancelled. [laughter]. Hit it right now. [laughter]. Yo, being chilling is crazy. If you had the option to have subtitles. in real life, would you want it? [laughter]. That's fire. You know why? I go to. Japan. I don't even need a translator. Exactly. [laughter]. That's so true. How crazy would life be if everything.

was subtitled, bro? Every single. language you can read it in English. That would be kind of hard. That's fire. Now, I think we're only. like maybe two years away from that. [ __ ] Cuz if we get. from having subtitles, if we get like a Google Glass, two years away from having subtitles. Yeah. No, think about it. Think about. it. So, we can already translate [ __ ] on. Google Translate, just hearing, right? We're not too far away from. putting that that [ __ ] on our eyes, camera reading, hearing, and then just giving us like a blip at.

the bottom like, "Oh, he said have a. great day today." You know? Yo, that actually solves so much. problems, bro. That will solve so many. problems, but that will also take a lot of people. with jobs that do this like translator. the stuff. away. That's that sucks. I mean, eventually I know eventually. Yeah, eventually he's going to die down. But yo, if I have that I can see mans. are speaking smack. Yeah. What do you mean? But. like I I can see if like man are like. talking about me like in a different. language. They're. talking [ __ ] about you. Yo, yo, cuz like. my my parents like they speak like.

another language and like I don't. they're mad. Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't really. understand it that much, but like I hear. my name. So I'm like, "Yo, yo, what are. they talking about?". What are they saying? Yo, wait, you don't understand your thing? No, not really. Really? Yeah. No, not really. They speak actually. They speak like uh it's like like St. Lucian Creole. Oh, like it's it has like a lot of like. French in it. Yeah. So I understand like the French words. but like not like the other words. Do you know any um urban legends from. St. Lucia? Like did you see any weird. [ __ ] when you went? Oh, Urban Legend. Tell us about the treasure.

Oh, man. M don't know about this. But. yo, when I just went to St. Lucia, like I went to like our my my family's. like home, like the place where like. everybody grew up. And my uncle like he he lived there like. all his life. Like he's still there like. right now. And he was telling me that we have like. a secret treasure like buried like in. this area. What the [ __ ]. And when I seen him like my my uncle. like he's like the most like primitive. like person out there. Oh, I seen the. video, bro. Like like he he lives in the forest like. in a tree in like a tree hut. Like he he.

comes. I remember I came up to him. He. took a rock and he started drawing the. map like on another piece of rock. That's crazy. And like he was like putting it down. like all the coordinates and he's like, "Yeah, like over here like this is where. all like the family treasure is.". That's nobody ever found it. So he drew it out for you. Yeah. Like he he drew it out. You lowkey should have just took that. rock and just try and start Yo, that. [ __ ]. jumper vlog. Yo, that'd be crazy. Vlog looking for. treasure. Crazy. Yeah. Well, look for that treasure for you,

fam. And like I don't know like there's other. thing because like uh like when my. grandparents like passed away. like uh their their coffin was like in. like this place but then like a few. years ago like they went back and it was. missing. Oh [ __ ]. So now like it's like that's a whole. another treasure hunt too, fam. Yeah. Damn. Do you think from like grave. robbers or. No, not even like everything just like. disappeared. Just disappeared. It just disappeared. The [ __ ]. Yo, what if they just lost track of. where things are? Like. it's possible cuz like it's in like the.

most remote area. It's literally on top. of a mountain like in the jungle. Cuz I can imagine things grow over. Oh yeah. Cuz I heard I heard before that the. reason they didn't know about all of. these ancient, you know, uh the Amazon. Yeah. They had [ __ ] full cities like. the size of Toronto in the jungle, but. all of that [ __ ] got covered over. And. then they only started finding it when. they started taking that [ __ ] down and. revealing everything. But there could be.

even more than just one city. They. haven't even uncovered everything. That's why the hollow earth theories are. like was at the hollow earth. Like they. just all sunk down. Yeah. Like I remember back I used to think. that there there's something buried. underneath my house. Like there's like. I had those too. There's something about. our neighborhood that just makes me feel. like that. No, cuz our neighborhood Yo, our. neighborhood is actually a Indian burial. ground. Wait, did I ever tell you this. ghost story? No. Which which one? So, remember Roland's? Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] You never told me. this. I I actually I thought I told you, you.

know. No. So, we have this restaurant in the Oaks. It's called Roland's. Before they don't. have it there anymore, but it was pretty. much just like West Indian food, right? And this guy that worked there, he told. my mom this story how he was just I. think he was getting ingredients from. downstairs and going back upstairs like. dropping back in the kitchen, going back. downstairs, getting more ingredients, and he was walking up the stairs and he. heard something at the bottom, right? And he looked and he's like, "Okay,

nothing's there." Right. Mhm. So he walks up to the top. Now he's the. only person in the restaurant puts down. an ingredient and someone pushes him. down the stairs. Nobody's there. Nobody's there. But he. feels somebody push him. and he falls down and he has to go to. the hospital. Uhhuh. And he has to [laughter]. That ghost is a troll, fam. Yo, dead ass. Like he fell, he got hurt. and he had to go to the hospital and he. had to get like fixed up. Bro,

got [laughter]. Wait. Oh, is this a real story? It's a real story. Oh [ __ ] my fault. No, this is a real story. And then he. had to get like uh physiootherapy and. everything, bro. Oh [ __ ] dude. Wait, so that happened at the. restaurant. [laughter]. It's either at the restaurant or his. house. From from my memory, it's the. restaurant. I was young when he was. saying the story. Got pushed down the stairs, bro. Yeah. By. imagine the ghost like being bored. Now, now he did like research on it. and he wanted to find out, okay, why is. there is this actually haunted? Is this. place actually haunted?

Mhm. I found out Yeah. that whole area. was a Indian burial ground. The whole area. like specifically, you know, the plaza. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know how there's like a grave. nearby on the way? Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, the reason they. have those graves there is because there. was even more burials around it, but. those were like the the ancient. native ones like that. That's what we. built over. So they built the other. cemetery beside it.

Yeah. No, you can't [ __ ] with that cuz. my cousin also had a crazy story where. so this was in the Philippines. Mhm. H his mom got a new phone like straight. off like I don't know who sold it to her. but it was kind of like sketchy, right? Mhm. And they live on an ancient like where. all the people get buried. Yeah. So boom, this is what happens. The mom takes the I mean the kid takes. the phone and he's like, "Can I play. some games on it?" The mom's like, "No, no, no. I don't like I need it." But the. kid was so like persistent. He's like, "No, let let me just take it to sleep so.

I can sleep better." Mom's like, "Okay, just don't call anyone." Right? The kid. goes to sleep with the phone. The mom. was like, "Okay, it's getting late. I. need the phone back." Knocks on the. kid's door. She's like, "Where the [ __ ]. is the kid? He's not in the room, right?". But he's actually in the mom's bed. She's like, "Okay, okay. Let me get the. phone. You go back in the bed." Fam, there's a picture that my cousin showed. me. The the mom was scrolling through. what he was doing. What was it? There's a photo. He took a selfie. Yeah. And there's a woman.

No. At the corner. At the corner. Yeah. In. the Yeah. In the picture. That This is in the Philippines, fam. That's [ __ ]. Wait. So, like, did the people like did. he know that woman? Like, did that woman. look like that's the only thing that. they told me, but I'm pretty sure that. woman in the picture was someone who. died on that that burial ground. Damn. I don't know why. Like, I feel like. ghosts and spirits like they connect. more to kids than like adults. Yeah. No, it's cuz kids see [ __ ] that we. can't. I feel like. you know why this fluoride? [laughter].

This guy just debunked him. Fluoride. That's a fluoride. But there's a there's another story. So I was at the mall. and there's this guy that works at the. t-shirt arcade. Uhhuh. So he he's actually from Oaks. Oh. Now check this out. He was telling me. this story and apparently there's um. there's another burial site. Uhhuh. nearby the forest in Major Oaks, right? Yeah. But I I never seen it. I actually never. been. He's telling me they call it like the.

[ __ ] I forgot what they call it's like. the warlock grave. That's what they call. it. Warlock grave. They call it the warlock grave. But. obviously it's their generation. They're. much older than us. So when they were. kids, they would go check it out. Now. they'll [ __ ] around and just like go. check out, oh, it's spooky, blah, blah, blah. [snorts] But his friend came with. him one time and he was like. disrespecting the grave. You can't do. that. That's the worst thing to do. He's disrespecting and he's like, "Yeah, blah blah blah. This is [ __ ] up.". And he pulled down his pants.

He took a piss on the grave, bro. He was telling me not a week later, he got into an accident. and he ended up in a wheelchair the rest. of his life. Ain't no way that happened. See, that's that's You just did that to. yourself. That's disrespectful, though. No, that's. Did he know that that was an ancient. burial ground and he still did it or no? Cuz they they know it's like a burial. ground. Yes. But they don't know anything else about. this. They're just goofing off. They're.

giving their own lore. Of course, there's definitely like other lore that. they made up and added to it. But fam, he really did that. That's so messed up, bro. Do you think No. Okay, this is kind of. weird, but it's like say you did that. You piss, but you didn't know it was an. ancient burial ground. Do ghosts like. decide whether it's like should we [ __ ]. that guy up? Yo, do you know what's crazy? That. actually happened to me. What? That actually happened to me once. What do you mean? I remember it was I I was like I was at. I was at the bluffs. Yeah.

After I went I took a piss. and after yo my friend's like, "Yo, you're peeing on like a grave or. something like that.". No way. But thing is it was pitch black. Like I. didn't see anything. Exactly. So, I was like, that's right. I went and like, yo, this. grave was like from like 1800s. It was. like from like way way back. Oh, [ __ ] [sighs and snorts]. Did something happen to you? No, I Yo, I remember that that that same. day. Like we were we like we were uh like. walking through like the like the trail. Yeah. After like my foot like it got it got. grabbed. Yo, it got it got grabbed in like uh it.

was like quicksand. Like it went it grabbed my foot after. Yo, like I was stuck there for like half. an hour. What the [ __ ]. Wait, [laughter] what? like half an. hour, bro. Chill. This dead ass. Yo, I was It was I was by myself, too. Like, all my friends were gone. NAH, I WAS BY MYSELF. CRAZY. That's crazy. What the [ __ ] In [laughter] the gloves. in the bluffs, bro. Did you just take your shoe off, man? Like, bro, I couldn't cuz like yo, like if. this was like my whole leg, like it got. like almost like a quarter of my whole. leg.

This guy got swallowed. It actually got. stuck, bro. [laughter]. And it was cold, too. I was brisk, bro. No, I would be scared for my life. And they were new shoes. I just got my. my new black Air Force One. [laughter]. My new black Air Force ones, bro. GG's, bro. That story that reminds me of the Denzel. story. Which one? [laughter]. There's so many. So, we were at this party. You know, Bjoy. Oh, yeah. Bjoy. [laughter]. I know this story.

So, we at BJ is like a It's like a a. party, right? [laughter] It's like a. It's a bush party. It's a bush party. So, we had to walk through the forest. and then we we end up at this like it's. in like an abandoned bunker. pretty much. They had a DJ booth or. whatever. It's outside. Bear mosquitoes, blah blah blah. They had a fire pit. Me, Denzel, Josh pull up. We're just. chilling. We're chilling, right? And the. DJ booth is on the top of the bunker. This like big concrete building. Now, we. walk up. We're chilling on the top.

And at at some point, we got bored. And. then like, "Yo, let's cut blah blah. blah. Let's cut. Denzel fam. So it keep in mind it's kind. of dark, right? Denzel's ready to cut. He walks off the [laughter] side of the. [ __ ] bunker and we looked inside. I'm. not going to lie, the grass, it looked. like it wasn't that far of a jump. It did not look that bad, bro. It didn't look that bad. Like the bunker, it's like 2 m high at. least. Yeah, the bunker's not that tall. Uh, [laughter]. Denzel stepped off the thing,

bro. Disappeared. [laughter]. Yo, Denzel jumped. He his whole body. disappeared. [laughter]. [clears throat]. The grass was that tall. [laughter]. That dog got swallowed, bro. [laughter]. Me and Carls were dying, bro. We. couldn't even help him up cuz we were. crying of laughter.

I was trying to help him up, bro. I was I was crying. [laughter]. I. thought like he was dead. [laughter]. No, the way he got swallowed was wild. Yo, but yo, but to be honest, that grass did. not look that high. The grass didn't look that high. I don't even blame him cuz if I went. first, that would have been me. Dead ass would have been me. [laughter]. Denzel went first. Did he Did he make any sounds like when. he hit the ground? Yo, I think he made a. noise. You know, you know the [laughter]. noise. You know when you're playing.

Minecraft and you jump off something. high? [laughter]. Guys, he's buckled, bro. No, but he actually disappeared, fam. It's like he jumped he jumped into a. base. Yo, and like Denzel's A TALL GUY, TOO. A TALL GUY, BRO. He's a tall fan that. covered his whole body is absolutely. wild. I remember the walk the walk back. He I never seen walk that fast in his. [laughter] life, bro. He was ready to go home. [clears throat]. Yo, and there's there's some things. there, too. Oh, not in front of the.

baddies. Not in front of the baddies. That's the worst, bro. Yo, have you ever. had a moment like that where like you. did something crazy in front of the. baddies? In front of something. embarrassing. Yes, bro. Fam, I remember. Oh my god, bro. I remember my history teacher made. me laugh so much that I [ __ ] farted. in. Like I [laughter] like imagine. imagine the class and I'm in the middle. Like you hear that [ __ ] and somebody. somebody made um I think the history. teacher made a joke about it be like yo. I made you laugh so much like I [ __ ]. you made you fart man bro.

and like yo the girl every girl was in. that class bro it was bad. what was bad at that point it's like I. want to leave class. you feel me. yeah okay. at that point fam if the teacher is. making fun of you you can't do anything. know you took. like it wasn't that bad until someone. the teacher said something. why the [ __ ] when The teacher, he has. authority, bro. Anything goes. If the. teacher said he could have switched the. topic, anything, it would have been. fine. But the fact he he stayed on that. thing, everybody's attention goes to. that thing. I'm glad that he pointed that out.

Exactly, bro. Damn, bro. He's trying to. be Dave Chappelle that night, still. Exactly. Like, [laughter] okay, we get. it. You're funny, fam. Like, oh my gosh. N I'm not going to I had a story like. that, too, bro. I had a crazy story like. that. Oh, this one was bad, bro. What happened? It was bad. Oh, I I remember like I was. at like this church group. Okay. That's right. I remember like. Wait, Edge. Yeah. Yeah. Edge. [laughter] You know. what I'm talking about. You know what. I'm talking about. I wasn't there. I wasn't there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I I Okay. I. remember I went there like I had a crush. like on the on like some of the girls. there, you know? You know, like we're. like younger.

So, there's one point where like they. took us all to like like the church, like the actual church place. Mhm. And everybody was in the front of the. church and I was all the way in the. back. Okay. So, like I was by myself and like. everybody's like at the front. and like they're like praying, you know, praying and everything. And bro, when I. tell you, I let out the biggest fart of. my life, bro. The biggest fart of my. life. And the whole place was quiet. And. that [ __ ] just echoed. That [ __ ] clapped. across the whole church, bro. Oh my gosh. And [laughter] then everybody started. looking back. And everyone everyone.

looked back at me, fam. Yo, do you know what I did? I LOOKED. BACK, TOO. [laughter] BUT BEHIND ME was. an empty wall. There was no one behind. me. It was just a wall. That's a dummy. Just a wall. I would have done the same. [ __ ] bro. [laughter]. That's [ __ ] hilarious. Everyone. yo yo, the church acoustics, too, bro. They was clapping, bro. [laughter] It. was just clapping. You heard the expo, fam. That That was embarrassing. [laughter]. That was embarrassing. No, bro. I think the funniest, Have you. seen those those Tik Toks where they.

they spray fart spray [laughter] before. people go in the elevator? Ew. E. And then I remember there was one. with like three babies. They're like. pushing in a car and [laughter] then. even the babies were like. the babies are questioning if [laughter]. that was them. No. Yo, I seen the one where like they. they have the fart spray and like they. spray on the mic and they ask the man a. question. Oh, that's [ __ ] That's so [ __ ].

That's terrorism, bro. [laughter] That. shit's got to be terrorism. That shit's not allowed, man. [laughter]. Dude. Oh my god. Yo, but there's no way it can smell that. bad though. That fart spray. fart spray is crazy. The fart spray smells. fart spray is I seen the worst one, bro, where they sprayed it in the elevator. and then the guy who walked in was a guy. on a wheelchair like and the guy. immediately felt bad after cuz the guy. as soon as [laughter] the doors open, he. tried his hardest to get. Dude, that's kind of wild, man.

Oh my god. Have you ever said a joke about somebody. while somebody in the room could have. been offended? Oh, Loki. Yeah. Yeah. Loki, Loki, Loki. I I lowkey said one of those. I I can't. even say it on here, fam. It was. actually bad. Actually, I can't even say it on here. I. can't even say it on bad, [laughter]. bro. Actually bad. No, but it's that same is that same. energy as like you said something bad. about your mom or like you. you disrespected your mom or dad but. didn't mean to. I mean, in the moment you're trying to. like, you know, say something, but [ __ ]. It just didn't work out that way. Or like the craziest one I've seen is.

like, well, when someone's talking about. someone and like they're right behind. them. Oh, that's false. Yo, I I seen that. happens. It's so awkward. It's so bad. cuz the person behind them like they. acted like they didn't hear anything. Oh, that's so bad. Dude, that happened in class one time. I. think I was in class with you. Wait, when [laughter]. I don't want to say it on Yeah, I don't. want to say it on here, but I remember. like somebody was talking [ __ ] and you. can see the guy go like this. That's the worst, man. Oh, I feel bad, bro. And sometimes. somebody like some of my homies will be. too loud and say something. Yeah, bro. Denzel,

oh my gosh. But at that point, it's. like, okay, if you see someone in line, right, and you're you're the one getting. talked [ __ ] about, what do you do? Do. you like you personally, would you. scrap? Would you be like, "Yo, what's. up, bro?" No. If it was it was something. disrespectful, cuz that's just how I am, though. I'll address it. I'll address it. Especially like if it's. somebody I want to be respected by. Yeah. Yeah. If it's somebody I don't care about, then who cares? [ __ ] you. I don't even know what I'll do, man. Yeah. Cuz at some point we have to. realize if you're going to address. something that somebody disrespected.

you, do you care about that person? First of all, like for me, okay, like if they're. saying something disrespectful to me, but if I low-key know it's true, then like I wouldn't really say. anything. Yeah. Like if it's something that's like like. that's fake, then like I I'll like speak. up. I'll be like, "No, like what are you. talking about?". Now, for me, it's different. If it's a. stranger, Uhhuh. Let us slide. Okay. Let us slide. But if somebody I know, then it's different. because that that's betrayal right. there. Exactly. Crazy betrayal.

If it's someone that's a stranger that. doesn't know me, they don't know me. They don't know me. But it's somebody that I know. that's different. Because they actually know me. They know. me on a personal level. And for them to. say something like that, true. I mean, that's question then. So, um, I. remember we were at the club one time. and my boy was doing some dumb [ __ ] like. over there in the booth and this was at. the door three, right? So my my friend. Ethan, he was like [ __ ] with this. other guy. He was going in their booth. taking their ice and [ __ ] like that and. he got pushed around. So that's my boy,

right? Mhm. Would you guys if he started getting. like jumped and I jumped in too? Would. you fight for my boy too. or no? Us or your boy? Would I fight for your boy? Yeah. So So it's like so I jump in. and for my boy. Would you jump in with. me after? Like I feel like. it's debatable still. Yeah. That's why it's a good question. Like I feel like if I'm jumping in like. I'm not jumping in for your boy. Like. I'm jumping in for jumping in for I'm. riding out for you and I'm not really. your boy. Makes sense. Exactly. Exactly. That's what I'm. saying. It's devoid cuz it's like. cuz you you made the choice to go handle.

him. It's kind of like a chain reaction. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So if you made the. choice to go handle, then you should be able to handle. Yeah. But if you can't and then like [ __ ] go. south then [ __ ] I guess so. But like if. it was like just your boy like honest. one like. I think I'm going to hop in. I'm [laughter] not getting for that. I'm. not getting for that. It was crazy cuz I knew it was bad cuz I. was looking at the scenario and then I. looked at you guys both and what were. you guys were doing? If you guys were.

paying attention to the scenario cuz. that determines if I was going to jump. in. Cuz if you guys if you guys were. clueless of what's going on, I'm not. jumping in. Like you guys have to know. that I'm jumping in. [laughter]. It depends how much you really like that. person. Yeah, [snorts]. because sometimes you can just pretend. you weren't even. What are they going to say? They're. going to debate you. Oh, you didn't see? I didn't see, bro. I see nothing. I'll turn it up. That. makes sense. Yo, but it's like how long do you have. to know someone for you to jump in? Oh, I had to share food with you. Share food?

Yeah. That could be the first time you see. them, fam. Yeah. Low key. Yeah, that's it. Low key. That's it. That's it. Yeah. If if I share food with. somebody. No, like share food. Not not. we eat together, we share food. Okay. So it's like. okay I get that. So I'm thinking like. one year max. I know them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying like one year. max. But for me to get jumped for them. No no no. Hear me out. Need a year. Bro. No. Listen listen listen. To get jumped. Hear me out. It doesn't even have to. have like a time. I just said share.

food. If I meet if you meet homie in like an. hour and you give me half of his. sandwich. Oh, okay. I. hop in, bro. That quick? Damn. That quick, bro. I told you there's. something about sharing food. Uh-huh. The bond is made. Oh, okay. Maybe. Okay, maybe I'll hop. in, but like it depends like how bad the. situation is. You can't tell me I'm wrong, though. It depends how bad. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Listen. Listen. If somebody gives you. half their Kit Kat, yo, you're jumping in. Are you not? Oh, maybe not a dinner. It has to be a. dinner. Fam, have a Kit Kat.

You know, like a random man can just. give me that, fam. No, but I mean like it has to be like a. mo, you know, like a moment. Like, you. don't usually just get like, "Yo, yo, a man can be like, "Oh, I'm. full. You want this?". That's no bond, bro. Not sharing. You. have a bond with them. But I get that though. If like they or. they willingly pay for your food. No, it doesn't have to be that. Like I. I'll fight for somebody that shared just. shared food for me. You're just all about that action, bro. N like it depends. If. that's too quick, man. I know. Like I could fight, fam. Like, you know. what I mean? Like.

if Look, if God gave me the skills to. fight, you're going to use him? Yeah. Why not? I guess. I guess. I know. But but to me it it depends on. the situation cuz like Okay, let's just. say I did your example where like I've. known him for like a week like we we. shared food with like each other once. Yeah. If it's like him versus five mans are. are you still pulling up. him versus five man? Yeah. Like five mans. No, this is what I'll do. Like I'll take. care of him after he gets [ __ ] up. Okay. You [laughter] see.

that's good enough. Feel me? like like. for like you guys like if it's like 10. mans like I will get jumped for that. course I'll do that I'll get jump with. you but someone I knew like from a like. like one month or something. I'll make sure you get home safe if it's. like two mans I'll jump in but like. three or more and I know you for a month. I can't I can't do it bro. okay no I get that low because I was. thinking like when I asked that question. [snorts] if I seen Carlos's like homie. homie. getting jumped like or his cousin I. would jump in. Oh yeah cousin I'm going to have to jump. bro.

yeah yeah. cuz that's family to you. It's family to you, so that's family to. me. Yeah. Yeah. I feel that. I feel that if. it's that close. [clears throat] Mhm. Yeah. But here's my thing with it, too. It's. like, look, I'm a trained lifeguard. Mhm. And I've been training how to fight like. almost all my life. Yeah. If God gave me these skills that I'm. able to save somebody's life, I'm able. to fight. Even if God gave you the. skills to speak really well, have your voice heard. It's your duty to use it. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no matter what what. skill it is, no matter God gave the gift. of someone to be great at basketball. That's that's your duty to use that. In. my opinion, in my opinion. You ain't wrong. Right. If you're very skilled at math, you use math, bro. Facts. Cuz some people aren't skilled enough. Some people weren't gifted that. And. it's your duty to use that [ __ ]. So, if somebody's drowning fam, I'm. going to go save them. Yeah, that makes sense. It's gonna be me. I can't swim. Especially yo because especially like if. if I was put in that spot at that.

moment, I feel like it's a sign for me. that I was supposed to. Oh, like you were supposed to do. something. Yeah, I was supposed to do Especially if. it felt that way. If it didn't feel that. way, it is what it is. But if it felt that. way, I go on my word, you know? Okay, I get that though. Yeah, but it has to feel right. Honestly, everything can change in the. depending on how I'm feeling at that. time. [laughter]. Like we can we can say all we want. We. can say all we want, but it depends how. I'm feeling that day. When it actually happens. Yeah. When it actually happens, it. depends how I'm feeling that second, you. know, like if if I didn't eat too much.

that day, you know, like. if Matt's thirsty. Yeah. I have to take a piss of that. No, you can get jumped first. I'll take care. of him later. Feel me? Yeah. Cuz we can talk all we want. theoretically. until we're actually. Yeah. To be. honest, bro, if your c getting jumped, I'm not jumping. [laughter]. I'm saying that [ __ ] family. I don't. know that, man. I don't know. No, cuz cuz you have to. you have to know. We can say all we want. until we're actually there. Bro, it's a.

different story, man. Have you ever have you guys had to fight. one of your homies? Fight one of my homies? Like ever like get into a fist fight. with like your close homies? Me and got into it one time. [laughter]. Oh my. It was very short though. And you know what's funny? Yo, he fought. John too. Oh yeah, he fought John too. He fought John too. See, but I there's. the thing was like you're not close. homies unless you guys can fight and but. then after you guys can resolve it easy. Oh yeah, that's light. You feel me? That's super light. I there's there's there's been enemies I.

fought and then you know what I mean? Like. it's all good the next day. I don't think I fought like one of my. close homies. Oh yeah. Like a close N. I don't think I' I'd. done that. Yeah. Well, I wasn't that close to Denzel at. the time. But then that's how you got closer. You. guys bought. That's Loki how you guys got closer. And. John, too. Yeah. And John, too. After you guys fought. Why did they. start fighting again? We had the vid. [laughter]. No, I think cuz John was talking smack. about Denzel. Okay. After Denzel's like after, yo, all of. us, we were all instigating it. We're. like, "Yo, you're not going to hold. that, bro. You're not going to hold.

that.". Me and Josh instigate. No, these two are the biggest, if you. know, bro. Their chemistry is crazy. Even when it. comes to when we play Mafia, you guys. definitely know Mafia. When they're two. when they're both Mafia, you can tell. exactly [laughter] what it is. So, it's. cuz Carlos would say something and then. Josh would say something like right. after. Like you would see like they're. on the team. Yo, the reason why it's so obvious is I. ride out so quick. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you ride out too quick. As soon as one man accuses Carlos, I ran [laughter] out too quick. I'm. like, a bro, I just gave myself away. All right. I just.

This is a This is a old story that I. told in like I think the third episode, but their chemistry is like this cuz. when we were outside standing at the. house party and you saw the blue and red. lights, I look and Josh and [laughter]. they're doing like a sprint. It's like a. sprint like who's faster. It looks like. it's organized, you [laughter] know? It's like they went into formation. We going we split. [laughter]. It's like they already know. They don't. have to go the same way. They can go. Yo, yo, we don't even have to talk about. it, bro. We talk. No, bro. We don't have to talk, bro.

It just happens. It's like that telepathy. It's like that. telepathy. Yo, those are the best moments, though. Yeah. I think when you spend So, how how. long do you think you have to spend with. somebody to get that telepathy? To get that telepathy. [ __ ]. I feel like it's years on years. Yo, that's that's years, bro. I don't think so. I feel like years on years. I feel like some people that you meet. you. Oh, that you just have this. You can vibe with them right away. Yeah, you can vibe with them right away. Cuz I knew um cuz I didn't know Josh a. lot until [clears throat] um we started. this podcast. And then um when we went. to these events and stuff, all the dumb.

things we would laugh at, I would laugh. at, he would also be laughing at. And. that's how you knew it was like I would. just look at him and we already knew. what time it was on. And you know in all. the vlogs whenever you say a number, it's like that. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think Do you think like it's easy. to meet someone right away and find a. way to connect with them, no matter who. it is? Cuz you could cuz I feel I'm not. saying I'm really good at reading. people. I feel like at this age I'm able.

to connect with somebody no matter what. Like I'll find some way to you know. like you have to find like some common. interest. common interest or. but is that being like good at. manipulating? Yeah. Low key. Because you can't force a. rel uh friendship. Yeah. The fact that you can do that. No, cuz I. can do that too, fam. It's just like I. But it's fake. It's just like people. Yeah. You just. have to know people like that. Damn. You can you can tell, fam. Like. when when we go to these events, fam, the pickering energy is different. Like. Yeah, it really is, man. We we're just hella happy and then like.

you get clouded by everyone else, you know? But at the same time, it's. like we always stand our ground. We're. always happy at the end of the day. But at some point, I feel like I'm. always myself. It's just I try to find. like reasonable ground being myself. So you want to people please everyone? No, I don't people please everyone, but. I just find a way to connect to. everybody just being. That makes sense. going. Yeah. I'll just find a way somehow. Maybe it's because I I take part in so. many different [ __ ]. Yeah. Like I take part in so many different.

hobbies, so many different like. So like it's easier for you. Like fam, I know stuff about knives like. people wouldn't know about. You know. what I mean? Like I can connect to a. hunter if I really want to. [laughter] I. can connect to like freaking people. bought tools. Yeah. No, cuz you probably guys got. recognized at Comic-Con. Yeah. I didn't know our crowd was like that, too. I didn't know we had mans in that. crowd. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, the man. everywhere, bro. Fans everywhere. at concerts. Concerts, too. We have fans. Like it goes from Yeet to to Chainsaw. Man fans. [laughter].

Like, how's that possible? Yeah. And then men's with like actual like. they do firearms. They love us too. No, you you know what it is? It's. it's like a a common interest is just. storytelling. Cuz honestly, Jumpers Jump. is storytelling, theories, just a way of. thinking. Mhm. And all of those it doesn't it's not. necessarily like limited onto one niche. Yeah. Cuz it's a niche in its own. Another thing because yo is is mad. relatable. I think that's the big part. Yeah. That's. like if you can be relatable with.

someone like you can become friends with. them easy. Oh yeah. Mhm. Let me hit you with a theory real quick. Okay. Cuz I just had a theory in my head like. I forgot to tell you. Okay. So check this out. I I don't know why. this has never been said before, but. [ __ ] There's a Spongebob theory. You know Pearl? Uhhuh. Yeah. She's a whale. Okay. But she's also Mr. Krabs' daughter, right? Oh. Uh-huh. How is this [ __ ] not been said? Isn't Pearl just Mr. Krabs's sugar baby?

Isn't Mr. Krabs just the sugar daddy to. Pearl? To Pearl. Wait, I thought that was a daughter. That's a daughter. Exactly. We. Mr. Krabs is a crab. Pearl is a whale. Did she Did she. She always calls him daddy. What? [laughter]. That's. Mr. Krabs always pays for all of her. things. and she's always asking for more money. She's always asking for more money, bro. And he's a money man.

Mr. Krabs had beer bread. Mr. Krabs is a sugar daddy to Pearl this. whole time. And Pearl's lowkey a. thoughty, too. Like if you bag it in. like she's always with the cooler fish. like in the car. and like oh dad I need more money. Yes, bro. That's insane cuz there's ne nothing. ever said about Pearl's mom. That's true. Mr. Krabs, he doesn't have. a girl or anything. Exactly. Like he's just by himself. What the hell? Oh my god. [snorts] Loki, I have a theory. Yeah.

Mr. Krabs wife, the other Krab, he got. so selfish that he put her in a Krabby. Patty. [laughter]. Tell me that Tell me that's notidable. That's valid. Come on, bro. Yo, I saw like one episode like, didn't. they say that crabs were actually in it. or like in the recipe? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they said that. So, it's like what if they he discovered. that by murdering his wife. and the man just sold the body? Oh my god. That's something he would do though. Probably ate it himself, fam. She. probably the first bite of a patty dog. [laughter]. Exactly, bro.

That's [ __ ]. Exactly. Guy has all this bread and doesn't spend. it. more times though. Yo, hear me out. Cuz. Mr. Krabs, we know he's about his money. You know he's an entrepreneur. Would he ever really marry? Not because he cuz he can lose his money. if he married. He's going to get he can. lose his money. As we grow older, we understand. Spongebob more, bro. We understand Spongebob more. Mr. Krabs. never had a wife, bro. And Josh said, "Yo, where where is he putting all that. money? He makes Bear Only Fans and he. puts it into his Sugar Baby.".

Mr. Crabs says only fans. [laughter]. NO, HE HE PUTS IT INTO ONLY Fans and to. Sugar Babies. Come on, bro. The more we know. Yes, Only Fans. [laughter] No, I. remember I remember that the one episode. where Mr. Krabs was dumb thick, bro. The BBL when he's washing the car. [laughter]. Yo, that's Yo, theory. Mr. Krabs fan has. a BBL. He definitely has a BBL, bro. His pants. do not fit him, bro. [laughter]. Don't [snorts] kill me, bro. Hold on. I.

have one more theory. Okay. All right. All right, this one's kind of [ __ ] but I saw. this on TikTok the other day. They [snorts] pretty much say that. birthdays, they're actually rituals against us. Now, check this out, right? Who came up with the idea of blowing out. candles and singing happy birthday to. you? Happy birthday. I don't know. [laughter]. Now, check this out. How the man know that? No. No. Listen. Whoever started it, Uhhuh. the creation of birthdays, it seriously. is a ritual. You blow a candle, you say.

a chant, and then you make a wish. Now, what if every time you wish on your. birthday, it actually locks you in to. aging more? So, that's why that whole ritual was. made to make you older. Oh, okay. Got it. Think about that [ __ ] Cuz blowing out a. candle, think about church, fam. We use candles, we use chants, and then when you blow out the candle, everything is done. So, it's like a reverse. You think it's. good, but it's actually locking.

Yeah. Like it's making you worse. Cuz what is it really manifesting? What. is it really conjuring? It's. It is conjuring you older. Yeah. [ __ ]. Cuz it's sealing in your fate to grow. older. Yeah. Yo, I wonder how like people who like. don't celebrate birthdays or like that. don't use birthdays are. How how young are they? Yeah. How young they are, bro. Cuz age is but a number, man. [laughter]. Do do you think there's the the fountain. of youth somewhere? The fountain of youth? Do you think. that's where Josh's treasure is? [laughter] That'd be crazy. Imagine.

Imagine we come back on the podcast and. we're back to 20. That's crazy. Oh, I. seen this guy though. He's like. reversing his age. You seen that? What the hell's [laughter] that? You ever seen that? No. Identify as 20. Want to turn to a. baby OR SOMETHING? YEAH, IT DOES. IT'S [laughter] NOT. NOW, CHECK THIS. OUT. SO, there's this guy. I think he's. like in his late 40s, I believe, but. he's a millionaire and he's working with. stem cell research. He's working with so. many different chemicals. He's reversing. his age and his body right now is that.

of a 14year-old. 14-year-old is crazy. We're talking skin, we're talking. organs, we're talking everything of his. body is that of a 14year-old. So he has. the energy, he has the mobility, everything of 14. How even possible? Wait, why would you want that though? So he can live longer. But in your mind, you're still. like he still has the same age. You can just live longer, bro. Cuz if. you really bag it, like all of this. [ __ ] this is just. I mean, this is just a vessel. This is just a vessel. This is what.

really counts right here. This right here, this is what really. counts. Everything else is just a. vessel. I have a question. Yo, what year would. you think would be like the best year to. live for like the rest of your life? If. you can like stick at like one year, like if it's like 20ome. or like 35. Low key, the the year we all graduated. was a happy ass year. We still had a lot. of responsibilities though. But it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that. bad. It was like we go to school and. that's it. Yeah. Like if you can like relate. That's the perfect one. Like gradu like. right before that year right before.

university. cuz I feel like at that age like you're. you're still old enough to like. understand a lot of stuff but like. you're still young enough to like make. mistakes. Yeah. Exactly. Word. Exactly. That's a great question. Ah that's such a hard thing to say Josh. That's such a hard thing to answer for. me because it's like we would change our. answer depending how old we are. If if. we answered that now, we would say this. age. If we answered that when we're 40, we'd probably say that because our kids. lowkey like I would say like the age. that we're at right now. Oh, you like it right now? I would say that too. Really? But that's bias.

Cuz the m the moment you have a family, the moment you have like kids and [ __ ]. you probably be like, I want to be. switching. Yeah. I want to stay as long as possible. with them. Really? Wait, so that guy who who's 40. and he's in a 15-y old body right now, so he could get away with crimes and not. go to jail. What the [ __ ]. No, he's still old, [laughter] bro. What. are you talking about? No, because he's. in a 50. He identifies as 15, right? Or. he doesn't identify as 15. He's old. His. body is like younger. He has a 15-y old body. That's whack. That's like Loki on some.

pedo [ __ ] too. Cuz. I want to see. Yeah. Yo, is someone wear smash that? Is. that. No. No. He still looks old, but it's it. I know. No, but like his body is like. his body's young. No, he still kind of looks old. You know. what I mean? Like you can you can tell. he's an adult. Okay. So like Hasboula. Oh, that's perfect. Hasboula. Him out. Hasba ever got laid. Oh 100%. He he definitely smashed, bro. Check. that out. That smash. No, he he [clears throat].

definitely smashed like another girl. that's like him. That that looks like. him DOING THE SAME THING. YOU'RE TELLING. ME THAT HE THAT HE NEVER FOUND another. one just like him that he didn't smash? Josh, man. 100% he smashed, bro. Now, hear me out though. Like, cuz he's. he's technically like 20some, right? Yeah. The only girls that would smash would be. like older, but they would be full size. That's so. weird. But low key, there's kinks of like, you. know, those smaller people kinks. So, it's both it's bad on both sides.

It's bad on both sides. It's not bad on him, though. But if he. can I guess it's not bad on him cuz no. matter what he's taking the dope. Yeah. No dope. Yo cuz knowing the Nelk bands. Oh boy. They definitely sell they definitely set. him up. There's probably some [ __ ] on Patreon. right now. Okay. Definitely smash another female Hazbula, bro. 100%. No. If H has whip a car, he can. definitely smash. That's what I'm saying. Say he got. smashed, bro. [laughter]. Like come on at that point.

He probably has though. He probably has. That's crazy though. Just imagine. like [laughter]. [laughter]. that's crazy, bro. That's what he sounds like. Yeah, I know. Did the. No, never mind. Relax. Yo, Loki. Yo, how is he has blue like. fighting mans? If you were to fight him, if you were to fight him back, IS THAT. BAD? OH, YEAH. Are you crazy? You don't fight. back. But he's a grown man. He's a grown man,

fam. No, that's man, bro. That's [ __ ]. Cuz yo, he be hitting man's hard, fam. He do be hitting man. Be hitting man in the face so hard cuz. he is 20. That's what I'm saying. So, if you were. to punch him back, [laughter]. I'm not saying I would do it, but I'm. saying if someone were to do that, yo, is that bad? I think he's just ethically or morally. just wrong. All right, hear me out. If I dressed up, say it, man. Dress up. [laughter]. All right, I'm going to choose my words.

carefully. I say this cancel. No, if I dressed up If I dressed up like. a Teletubby, you wouldn't want to punch a Teletubby. [laughter]. Says who? But you can still punch me. No, but if you're fighting me, I have. the obligation. I'll punch you back. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you. wouldn't necessarily want to. If. look, let's say I'm beefing with a guy, but this guy's a furry. I'm not going to. want to beef a furry. I don't know. But yo, getting punched by. a furry, that's a hard punch. I would like.

That's a hard punch. Okay. Okay. Ready? Ready? Now he's. dressed up as a priest. He's actually a. priest. A priest. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, you're not going. to want to punch a priest, bro. [laughter]. Josh is on smoke all day, bro. Doesn't matter. They can priest. Priest is crazy. These hands are E for everyone. Yo, a priest. Yeah, a priest. Of course, bro. Nah. No, but like I thought about one crazy, bro. What? Okay. Like what what if like someone was. like dressed up like as your mom or.

something? Oh, that's kind of crazy. That's what I'm saying. And they're like. boxing you out. Oh, remember that theory. we had about Cyberpunk? Which one? Yo, so we had this theory on Cyberpunk, right? How we said, "What if um David's. David's mom didn't actually die and then. she instead became Adam Smasher?" So, it. was David's mom's body and then he had. to fight his mom, his dead mom. But it's. like [snorts] his mom is like. brainwashed. They didn't use that in the. anime. They should have used that. They should have used that other woman. Crazy. But if you were to fight your.

your dead mom's body, but it was like a robot, would you be able to do it? It's like fighting Link and Dark Link. You know what I mean? It's like it's not. actually him. But it's not actually my mom. But yeah, but it still resembles it. It's still Okay. Cuz the thing is like as as soon as. you're seeing her face, you're going to. get all the Exactly. It's like going to. hit. It's like your mom turned into a. zombie. Okay. Okay, then I can. Could you Could you K your mom? Oh, [ __ ]. Zombie version maybe. Ah man, that's that's harder. I feel like zombie version is is worse.

Really? I think yo, that reminds me of. like a AOT when like that guy's mom was. a Titan and like he just left her like. he just left her there like he couldn't. kill her. I don't know what I'll do, man. Yeah, low key. Just cuz as soon as you. see her face, like Josh said, you'll hit. you'll get hit. [sighs]. How about if it was like your brother or. like sister? Same fam. That's the family at the end. of the day. Cousin. [laughter]. Cousin. Cousins can get cousin getous. Cousins. No. No. If it's not them, it's you're.

saying it's not them. Yeah. It's not them. It's not. They can. get packed. [laughter]. They can get packed. It's not them. That's like with no hesitation. It's not them, right? Yeah. They can get. packed. Damn. No, but even if it's like No, go. ahead. No, I feel like if it's my mom, like I would need I don't need time, bro. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I need I need to. like. I need time to think about it. I need to tell myself, okay, that's not. her. You know what I mean? I got to do this. Yeah. Just give me like a give me a. locker room session. Like, let me like. Oh, man. We ready.

We ready. Oh, yeah. And I'll go in there. Next thing you know, mom's getting. packed. No, bro. That's insane. No, priest is. kind of crazy though. The fact that you. said you're packing up a priest. Priest. is getting packed, bro. Yo, Josh is [ __ ] that. packed. Josh is crazy for that one, bro. Priest is getting packed easily. Ain't. no way. No hesitation. It depends how bad the priest is [ __ ]. me up. Like, if you're giving me like to. the point where my [ __ ] is like not, then obviously I'm fighting back. Yeah. Yeah, you have to fight back.

But if it's like a little one punch, I. can take it to the chin and move on. But yo yo, how about this? How about if. your dog like went raid? Like your your. dog just went crazy? Yeah, your dog. Oh, yeah. I'm [ __ ] dogging back, fam. Oh, you know what's lit? I seen a dog. with his bula syndrome. It's mad cute. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] So, it's like a small dog. It's forever a puppy. It's big. Yeah. It's forever a puppy. It's mad cute. Oh, that's kind of fire though. It's like It's like a German Shepherd, but it has the Bulla like syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick. That's sick. It's dope. But would you want. Here's the thing, right? If you could.

choose to have something in that form, would you always want it in that form? Why not? I think I would. Okay. That's the best form to have it in, though. Okay. Cuz let's look at Pokemon, right? Like, would you really really want a Charizard. all the time or would you want a. Charmander? No, you want the Charmander. Would you want a Blastoise like 24/7 or. would you want a Squirtle 24/7? Oh, Pokemon's different, bro. Pokemon's. different. You would want to blast to take care of. Yeah, fam. I need the biggest one. Pause. What the [ __ ] are you blast? This is the. whole room. Blastoise is going to fill. up the whole room. That's light. That's my homie.

Okay, keep in mind. Blastoise is what? A reptile? It's going to smell fast. No matter what, he's going to smell, fam. And it's dripping all over the floor. Squirtle. Squirtle Squirtle's going to. dank too. Squirtle will dank too, but at least. like you know you can put him in a a. tub. That's true. The only thing Blastoise. Dookie is going to be crazy. You know, you know the Pokemon trainer. game where you it shows the Pokemon. following you. Uhhuh. When Blastoise follows you, it looks out. of character. But when a tiny Pokemon follows you, it.

looks sense. I think the only Pokemon would be like. Pikachu. Yeah, Pikachu. Pikachu Loki is the Oh, no. because he. has Raichu, but that's a different form. Pikachu Loki is the Hbula of the Pokemon. community. Oh, yeah, you're right. Loki, they chose to not evolve him. To not evolve him. Yeah. M. damn, bro. Yo, I He might be Meww is. doesn't evolve. I was going to say. Mewtwo or Mew. Maybe that was HB Husbahula's um uh nerf. in life cuz what if what if he they gave. him proper, you feel me, genetics? He.

would turn out as a like a professional. boxer, look like Michael B. Jordan, you. feel me? He just got nerfed crazy. [laughter]. That's a crazy take, Gavin. [gasps]. He got nerfed. Not going to lie, Gavin got creative. with that one. So, oh no. Yo, I think you might be nerfed. as a regular person though. Has that guy right now? He's that guy though. He's that guy, fam. Exactly. I remember um Damn, this is. going to get deep, but like. I had this this talk at the cottage with. Marshall like. why does God put these certain people in. our in in the world if they have.

disadvantages in life, right? I told him. like, "Bro, low key, those people in. life are meant to inspire others." So. even though they have and they're. misfortunate in certain ways. because we're fortunate in other ways, we see that and we feel grateful for. what we have. Cuz imagine if everybody. was equal, everything's the same. Mhm. I feel like we would be rivaling. everything. Everyone everyone we see. because we're all the same. No. No. That's true. We wouldn't be grateful. We wouldn't be.

grateful. Exactly. But the fact that. there's differences. in everything like walks of life, culture, even skin tone, like you know what I. mean? We're grateful for what we have. Yeah. I'm not like like even like when. I'm feeling like at my worst. Like I can always like think about I'm. like, "Yo, like it could have been way. worse." Like, you know, I still got two. legs. Exactly. Some people that don't even have that. There's so much [ __ ] that we don't have. and there's so much [ __ ] we do have and. we realize like what we what we can. share is and certain people can't. themselves. Facts, bro. And like yo, like we have a.

lot, bro. Like we have a lot more than. we think. There's so much. There's so much we. have. And I feel like um that whole. lesson I got from Baron Stain Baris. though. What? Wait, [laughter]. there's. this one episode. There's this one. episode of Baron Stain Baris, bro. [laughter] And I remember um Brother. Bear, he was like looking at the moon. and before he went to bed, he's like, I'm I'mma thank what I what I'm grateful. for. I'm thankful for mom. I'm thankful. for dad. And he cares. Don't kill me.

That show went hard though. [laughter]. That show went hard. That theme song was. stupid. I'm telling you, if we go to the. Philippines and we all go, like it'll be. you'll become great. So grateful when we. go back anyone. cuz fam, like once you once you see like. the kids sleeping on the bridge and [ __ ]. like that. I remember it was in front of. a church where a kid was just trying to. sell flowers, right? And he he got. caught by the security guard trying to. sell them and the security guard ripped. all his flowers up, kicked them out of. the property. And after I seen that, I. was like, "Holy [ __ ] I don't have to I.

I sit in front of a camera and talk for. a living, bro. I can't complain about. life. If I do, that's. like, you feel me? It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right. Doesn't feel right." Exactly. And I. think no matter what, though, we we get. too comfortable. in our comfort, you know, and then we we lose the sense. of like what what it took for us to get. there. Not just us to get there, but. everyone before us, all our ancestors, whoever it may be, for us to get in this. specific position right now. For all we know, my ancestor probably.

had to hike over mountains and mountains. and mountains to get over get to the. next city. Yeah, I know they're hella happy in St. Lucia, too. Yo, they are. I know the vibes. The vibes. Yo, they're like that's like the most. happiest people ever seen. And like they. be having nothing, bro. Like they be. living in huts and like they don't they. don't like get depressed. Like. depression is like not even like really. depression is not a thing. Like they. just live, bro. Like if something bad. happens, like you know, they just fix it. and move on. Exactly. Like they cuz like. they have to worry about like survival.

every day that like they don't have to. like like they don't they're not even. worried about that. Real talks. You know what? Okay, this is. crazy. It's almost a theory, too. Cuz if you. think about it, we kind of complicate. everything now to give us more problems. Yeah. I was just going to say we're. given too much to the point where it's. like we want some more. No, we're creating more problems. I feel we always want to make something. better and better all the time when it's. good enough. Mhm. Like when when does it stop? No. It's not That's the thing. It doesn't, right? It doesn't. But.

there's only one way of true survival. We only need food, shelter, water. That's it. Now there's phone, TV, movies, Netflix. We don't actually need that [ __ ]. We don't need that. And the people that just get the basic. stuff, like they're the happiest people. Bro, but what's crazy though in the city. Mhm. you can't live like that. Yeah. No, you would have to move somewhere else. Yeah. I'm telling you the simp it's so simple. in third world countries. Life is so. simple. They've like perfected life. But now it's like [ __ ] We think we're. the we're the spoiled ones. Nah, fam.

They're the spoiled ones because. whatever they get is a [ __ ] a million. dollars to them. Hear me out. I don't know exactly if I would want. this, but it wouldn't be too bad to just. live small life like retiring. Yeah. Retiring like old age somewhere. tropical, you know? Mhm. Not worrying about too much, but like. making my food, drinking water, hanging. out, activities, exercise. That's it. Yeah. Hanging with friends, family, whoever it. may be. Mhm. Yeah. Like after a while, don't you. think that'll get like a little bit.

boring? No. You know why it wouldn't get boring. though? Why? I don't know. [laughter]. I thought you were going to say the most. would be the deepest thing of all time. [laughter]. No, I actually don't know. That's the. truth. That's the truth. Like I I'm not there. yet. So I can't really say cuz you think Do. you think because I I lived this part of. the world already, this certain time in history where. everything is so like digitized and we.

have so much at our attention. Can you even go back? I don't I don't know. No, like I feel. like as long as you have a goal, like. your life can be entertaining. Like. without a goal or like a purpose, like. that's just. I don't know. That's just boring. It's hard to say. If everybody you know. Uhhuh. every single person you know has access. to this network. They're all talking to. each other. You're the only one left. out. You think you could live like that? Everyone you ever know, not just like.

your family to everybody. They're all. connected except for you. Could you live. like that? I don't think so because most people. they don't want to be they don't want to. feel left out like that's just how. humans are naturally like we want to be. in the community like we want to be part. of the group. Mhm. [clears throat]. So I I don't know like you you would. have to be a different breed for you to. do that. So it would be technically impossible. unless you find a new family. Mhm. Animals, yo, jungle book. Jungle book [ __ ] man. That wouldn't be too like if if I could.

talk to animals, bro. Uhhuh. I wouldn't mind looking. Animals live a simple life, too. It's. literally just food and [ __ ] around. with people. That's it. [laughter]. Yeah. Honestly, exactly. I seen those crabs in Hawaii, like they. pop out the holes and [ __ ]. Yeah. And that's it. They. get the crumbs. Yeah, that's it. Get ate by a bird. That's it, bro. Yeah. Did you see the birds um that got um fed. uh what do you call those? Laxatives. Lax in other bro and be like. like Lily turrets fam. Yeah.

Have you seen that video? So there's. this uh there's this pigeon. This guy in New York train the pigeon to. go collect spare change on the street. and steal money. So yo, this pigeon. would fly into his apartment window, drop off some money in like a a bin, and. then he would just return it and give it. like a piece of bread. And the pigeon. would go back out and come back with. more money. This guy has unlimited money. glitch with pigeons. That's the most New York [ __ ] I ever.

heard in my life, bro. Crazy. That's the most New York [ __ ] I ever. heard. And you can see the bin. It's full of. It's full of change. Full of money, bro. Look. Now imagine you have rats, too. Oh. my god. You have the world in your. hands. You have theats. You have the. rats. [laughter]. Rats. Yeah. You have the land animals and you. have the air animals. Oh yeah. There's bear rats. Bear rat. N. If there's one animal I can I can. control, it's definitely rats. Bro, now you want to get deep as [ __ ] You. ready? Okay. What if the elite people. are doing that? But not with pigeons.

But with what? Dogs. People and we'll end it there. Thank you. for watching Jumper Jump Podcast. [laughter]. Okay. Yo, end it. Yeah, that's kind of I don't want to get. into I don't want to get into that. Thank you for watching this episode of. Jumper Zone Podcast. Make sure to. comment, like, subscribe, all that good. stuff. Go check out my second channel. link in the description below. We got. other content there. vlogs and such, sir. Make sure to listen to us on Apple, Spotify. Make sure to download those. episodes. Shout out Josh for coming. through, man. Yes, sir. And make sure to subscribe to. my YouTube channel. I got two channels.

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