DARK MINIONS THEORY, HAUNTED AIRBNB STORY, & MEGAN FOX THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.89
Once we get a studio, we should I want. to get a studio, but I don't want to get. like I don't know. It has to be it has. to be like homey. You know what. I know. It doesn't feel like the right. time, too. Yeah, yeah, cuz if we move. from this to like a studio, like a. professional [ __ ] You know what I mean? I don't want it to be like so corporate. Yeah, exactly. And I I hate that vibe. I. hate that vibe.
And then I bet like as soon as we get. into that setting, you know when you're. surrounded by like different settings, you probably like talk more proper. Like. talk proper? Yeah, like like. Oh, maybe true. Like like if you if you're in a. corporate job, you're going to you're. not going to talk with slang, right? Yeah, well, it's a podcast, but I don't. know, but this this you can still say. anything you want. but this feels so natural. It's like. just chilling at your base. That's. That's what it is. That's That's why it's like so. comfortable. So if we do get a studio, it has to be like exactly that. You. think there's an art to that? You think. there's an art to places that feel like. home? Places that feel like home?
Cuz Cuz listen, listen. Would you say. the best food is served by places that. feel like home? Oh, yeah. And there's a. place to. I won't expose. No, you can say you can. say it. Let's put them on. Let's put. them Okay, okay, okay, fine. All right. If you guys are from Durham region. you put me on, so If you guys are from. Durham region in Pickering, there's this. place called Salsito Lindo. The best. authentic Mexican food ever. Tell them. Carlos sent you. Tell them Carlos from. Jumpers Jump, the guy that with the. podcast, he sent you guys. Facts. No, that [ __ ] Oh my god. No, it's.
different, bro. Like Mucho Burrito, I. will never go back to that [ __ ] Yeah, cuz. I I think I think what they did is they. they commercialized it so much, just. like McDonald's. So look at Chipotle, look at all of these like fast food, but. it's like trying to be authentic at the. same time. Yeah. You just copying it, bro. There. there was a Filipino um donut shop. Have. you heard of this story where um they. they were going out of business cuz they. couldn't pay their rent. Cuz obviously. donut shop, like there's not a lot of. money you can make, right? Mhm. And then uh the dad the dad was.
like, "Oh, like we need to do marketing, like put some posters up." But their kid. their kid is the one that told them. They're like, "Yo, we like put it on Tik. Tok. We can go viral with our donuts.". And then boom, it's like the dad was. like, "Nah, that's [ __ ] That's. [ __ ] That's not going to work.". Boom, next day comes the the guy was. like, "Nah, you got to pay your rent or. you're out of here." Mhm. You feel me? So the the the daughter did what she had. to do. Oh, [ __ ]. and then everyone's coming in. The dad. was like, "Oh, did you see our posters?". She's like the person's like, "Nah, we. saw you on Tik Tok.". Yeah. And then everyone started flooding.
and the dad looked at THE DONUTS AND. WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S CUZ old. people, no offense, no offense to my all. my old people, much respect and much. wisdom from you guys. But there's this. whole new territory that they don't. really know about, which is social. media, which is the metaverse, blah blah. blah. There's certain tactics that these. people these older older heads, they'll. see and they'll think it's too crazy or. too good to be true, but really we just. live in a too good to be true reality. Yeah, no, this whole generation is.
changing, fam. That's why you see so. much kids starting young and making. money already. Yo, the fact that the. fact that you can promote Despicable Me. with Minions and wearing the like You. know what I mean? That was so smart. and [ __ ] The fact that that works just. goes to show how powerful the internet. is, even if it's a joke. Yeah. No, real. [ __ ] Cuz the Minions I saw the Minions. It was it was garbage. But But you. wanted to watch it. Cuz the Yeat thing. Cuz the memes. Cuz. the memes. As soon as you're Tik Tok. trend, fam, you're good. You're blessed.
I I Do you think Okay, I'm going to ask. you a question. Do you think there was a guy at Minions. who who was like, "Nah, let's get Yeat. in it" or was it like an accident? No, that has to That has to That has to be. on purpose. That has to be on purpose. Just somebody's like mad smart. Somebody's super smart. Yeah, cuz to get Cole Bennett and Yeat. on the same project. It's It's a no-brainer, fam. You're. going to bring in that audience. Now. that I think about it, I think it was. all Cole's idea. It wasn't even like the. the thing. they're like, "Oh, who's the biggest. rapper right now? That's the biggest.
troll meme that can do put Yeat on. something that's kids." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I have a Despicable Me. theory for you. Oh, what is it? This. one's crazy, bro. This is crazy. Okay. The Minions, right? Minions themselves. Yeah. What do you think they're based. off of? This is kind of [ __ ] to be. honest. This is kind of messed up. Based. off of I think they're based off babies. cuz they they they don't know anything. They don't have to speak. kids. Yo, this is going to change everybody's. perspective on Minions. You ready? I'm. going to show you a picture. Uh-huh. Now.
this picture is from World War II. No. way. Oh, I think I've seen this. You seen this? With the the Oh, low-key. I think I've seen. out. Check this out. So this is the. picture. Yeah, I've seen it. much what this is is Germany during. World War. would take Jewish children Uh-huh. and. do chemical tests on them and put them. in poison gas experiments. And then doing that, they would put them. in these like helmets and these suits.
Yeah. which resembles the Minions. I've seen that picture before, fam. exactly like the Minions, bro. Yeah. Oh my god. So this was like uh. concentration camps type thing? Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, cuz they're they're. obviously prisoners and then they wanted. to test like poison gas and they threw. the kids in there with the suits on to. see if if the equipment would work. That's so [ __ ] It's messed up. Yeah. Well, what country does it with animals? I I know I've heard of a country. Every country Every country, bro. Yeah. Everything we put in our body, we. low-key like gave to a rabbit and then a.
monkey. And then us. Yeah. That's true. You You [ __ ] with that though or no? You. don't support that. Honestly, bro, like here's the thing. I'm pro I'm pro future, of course. But. ethical. As ethical as we can be. But. sometimes, fam, like that shit's out of. my control. Like what what can I really do? Yeah, that's true. You feel me? But, bro, I'm. going to tell you this. Do you think. there's a scary side to testing on. animals and then transferring over to. humans? Cuz there's still that risk, fam. You ever watch Planet of the Apes? Yeah. Yeah. how in Planet of the Apes they tested.
them and then it worked for the monkeys, but it didn't work for the but it killed. the humans. Yeah, cuz they're different. We worked. We worked way different, you feel me? So. yeah, I can't I can't believe that oh, if something if if it works on a what do. you call this? A rabbit, don't put that. [ __ ] on me. See, cuz they're testing on Neuralink. with the with the monkeys. But [ __ ] bro, maybe maybe their brain. is just that much special or our brain. is that much more special and. more complicated than theirs that it. won't transfer over right and then you. might just mess somebody up.
And then yeah, just become mad depressed. and [ __ ] like that. I guess that's why you have volunteers, too. Oh, that's that's that's so like. sad. I know. I know. But they get paid good. money, you know? I I would assume. To. die? No, I'm not saying to die. To like. test it, bro. No, I see I wouldn't even. for a million dollars do any of that. Like even if they said it was 70% or no, 90% guaranteed it would work, are you. still doing that for a million? Depends, bro. If the money is nice, listen. If the money if the money is nice,
right? Yeah. And and let's say I needed money. or I needed like that's something I. wanted to do at the time, then [ __ ] I. would do it. Ah, you're going to become. the new uh bat squad, fam. What's bat. squad? Remember the I talked about in the the. two episodes recently with the the a bat. with the sasquatch? You're going to. become into that. Nah. They're going to find uh the bigfoot cuz. you just turned into. more like I I Okay, this is what I. think. This is my theory right now. Somebody's going to get Neuralink and. then they might end up a supervillain. A supervillain?
Listen. Akira. Yeah. Like a like a mad psychic, fam. Yeah. Oh, they can't control it. Yo, do you know in the Minions they. tested something where So there's. there's the regular Minion and then the. purple Minion. The one that turns crazy. That's literally the same thing. Like I. think they tested like an injection and. then the Minion became the purple crazy. Minion. The [ __ ] You don't remember. that? Nah, I didn't watch it. I didn't. watch it. OH, REALLY? OH, I WATCHED NUMBER TWO. YEAH, this one. Number two. So watch watch that [ __ ] predict. Word. Did you see the the Simpsons also. predicted.
uh robots giving birth to other to other. people. Cuz that's in the works right. now. Robots giving birth? Yeah, so in one episode in the Simpsons, there was a robot like controlling like. the birth like procedure. Yeah. Right? And right now at this moment, they're developing robots who can like. take your ultrasound, deliver deliver a. thing for you. Wait, wait, wait. So to take care of the. birth or give birth themselves? I think it's like take care of the. birth, but they're trying to advance it. so they can give the birth, too, obviously. Nah. So you're telling me you're telling. me the robot will have a.
will have like a uterus? No, no. The the. robot will help you get the baby OUT. YOUR UTERUS. OH, I'M THINKING I'M THINKING LIKE WAIT, I'M thinking the Matrix [ __ ] where it's. a it's a uterus attached to a machine. Nah. And then the baby inside the uterus. that's attached to the machine. See, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy, fam. Okay, okay. Yeah. Going to what you were. talking about psychics and stuff, I just. want to talk to you about this. This is. a real study. Okay, bet. So his name is. Cleve Baxter, all right? Now he did a.
bunch of like tests on consciousness. Mhm. It's not necessarily MK Ultra, but. they were doing a lot of stuff with. trying to prove psychic abilities. Okay. Right? Yeah. So what he did, he he took You. know those uh lie detector tests? The. polygraph. You know the polygraph? So he. attached that to a plant, right? And he was testing to see whether the. plant will react to him. Yeah, so like. says hi and the plant like waves its. leaves? Yeah, yeah. No, listen. This is crazy. This is crazy. Yeah. So he didn't say.
any word. What he did, he went into the. other room to pick up a match. And in. his head, all he did was think of trying. to burn the plant. Now when he did that, when he started to think about that, the. plant gave a reaction. No. Like on the polygraph. What did it do? So his theory is that. there's this psychological wave that we. can't see, like this psychic wave, that. plants actually understand us through. our minds. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah. But cuz he didn't say anything. He.
just thought of the the act of burning. the plant. Now, the plant reacted to. that. How the [ __ ]. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah. So, another one. was this only one reaction? Did they try. multiple times? Yeah, so he did a few. things. He did a few things. So, another. one was he had a a boiling water like he. had a he had a pot of boiling water. boiling water, right? And he was going. to take this live shrimp and boil it. Okay. Now, keep in mind the plant is. still in the back.
Yeah. The moment he put the live shrimp. in the boiling water to cook and they. started dying in the in the [ __ ]. water. Yeah. the plant started reacting. What? The So, the theory is his theory is that. somehow all of us including little. organisms are connected somehow on this. psychological plane on this psychic. plane where we can actually connect. somehow we can communicate Yeah. waves. that we can't see. Mhm. I mean [ __ ]. going back to the DMT thing you're on.
the same plane, right? If you take it. Isn't that weird? So So, do you think like you can if. you're on the same let's say LSD thing. you can talk to another person without. talking? Maybe. Maybe. That would have. been That would be [ __ ] crazy. Maybe. But but look, I think this is. what I think. I think maybe there's. certain people that they can access that. Uh-huh. through like meditation through. like training their minds somehow and be. real psychics. But I think they keep it. a secret. Okay. Theory, monks did the.
reason why they barely ever talk is cuz. THEY'RE JUST COMMUNICATING. THAT'S ACTUALLY SO TRUE THOUGH. MONKS. barely talk, eh? They don't They just. they just post up like this and they're. just chilling. literally the whole time you see a bunch. of monks, right? They're not even. they're having a conversation. You. really just don't know. That's crazy. That's crazy. Or what if what if they're. all meditating and then they go into. THIS NEXT PLANE?
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE JUST OUT OF IT, FAM. YO, AND then they're just they're just. like hanging out. They're partying in. the [ __ ] in the dream verse. No, that's. Not this plane. Yeah. That's crazy. That [ __ ] is crazy. Do you. think Do you think a lie detector is. actually real though? Yeah. I think so. don't believe it. Like just cuz cuz you. can probably like what do you call this? Like trick it to think it that you're. lying. Like you can start. Like and then like the [ __ ] will like. start going like this. Like. I think I think what it is too cuz. there's a bunch of different things that.
they test for. It's like your sweat. It's your. excitement {slash} anxiety. And. Yeah. And it's your heartbeat. All of. that is all of it together. So, there's. like I want to say like there's seven. So, let's say six out of 10 is right. more times it's right. If two out of. seven is wrong, so more times it's. wrong. Because they they don't I swear. they don't use the lie detector test in. the court. Like cuz they that [ __ ] is. not accurate. I think I yeah, I think. that's true, right? They can't use lie detector test. Yeah, cuz that's like [ __ ] That's. like cheating.
No, but it is true cuz I seen like you. seen those celebrity. lie detectors? More times they tell the. truth. Remember Wiz Khalifa? Wiz. Khalifa's like how many times you smoke? Maybe a hundred joints a day. In the middle of the night. Like yeah. Yeah, yes sir. Okay. So, going to celebrities um I just. want to talk about this. Yeah, what happened? You know you know. Megan Fox, right? Yeah. Who Who's she. dating? Uh oh, um MGK? Yeah, she's.
dating MGK, right? You know how M MGK. he's like he's a little bit weirder now, right? He's always been weird, but he is. more on the weird side. He's weirder now, right? Now, okay, this is crazy. So, there's a. theory going around that Megan Fox is. stealing MGK's energy and she's like a. energy vampire. I heard that too. You heard that? Cuz I swear it's like everyone she's. dated has become weird. yeah. So, let me show you a picture. Okay. So, this is her husband before.
Okay. This is her husband before. This. is when Ninja Turtles came out. So, it's. not that far ago. That not that long. ago. Facts. Now, this is him now. He looks weird. Bro, just look at him. Yo, this guy. looks like he's been through it. No, fam. He looks like his face like. shrunk. Yeah. like shrunk and. life is gone, fam. The life is gone. The. life is gone. Yeah. So, this is what's. crazy, right? So, as we know Megan Fox I. don't know if you know this Megan Fox is. very spiritual. She's quote unquote a. witch, right? There's Tik Toks proving.
this where like she's uh. telecommunicating with people in the. crowd and then there's like other. witches around like oh, she was saying. something to me blah blah, right? I. don't know about those stuff, but I know. for sure they said in public that she. drinks MGK's blood. Oh, that's weird. about that? No, I haven't. And they wore like a vial of their blood. each other's blood on like a necklace. Why? And they drink each other's blood. So, take that in. So, they're they're they're like. Satanists? I don't know, bro. I don't. know. Not cuz But but so the theory is.
that she is energy vampire. Now, look at. MGK. This is MGK before. You know what I. mean? Like you can see the soul. You can. see the. He's living. He's living. Now, look at him now. Oh, yeah. For sure. It looks like Look at his eyes. It's the. same type of eyes that the husband had. The husband had. Look. Look at the eyes. Yeah, shrunk. It like it like looks. shrunk. It's almost like she SUCKED THE. SOUL.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? IT'S ALMOST LIKE. SHE sucked the [ __ ] soul. Double gock gock. No, like the soul, fam. Like like the spiritual soul. No, is there any background on Megan's. religion cuz we can break it right now. Cuz if if she's like Christian then. maybe it's like. No, bro. She's like she does witchcraft. stuff. Okay, yeah. And she's known to do that, too. She's. known to do that, too. There was yo, I. have to show you this video later. because there was um the most disturbing. things caught like on a lost footage. camera. These These ones [ __ ] me up. So, I think in 1989 there was a family who.
pulled over at the side of the road, right? Cuz their car it like in the. front was overheating. Yeah. So, they're. like all right, we got to pull over. Soon thing that they don't have no. phones on them obviously cuz it's like. old. And then they're like yo, we have. to find the nearest telephone. So, they. they're going around they're going. around and they stumble across a jacket, right? So, they they just pick up the. jacket and what falls out a VHS tape. Of. what? I'll show you. So, they play the VHS. tape and this is what it what it plays.
Watch. This is [ __ ]. What the [ __ ] Who's narrating that? The cameraman would Fam, that's like. some Joker [ __ ] So, he's like a he's a. what do you call it? Like um he he loves. pain, bro. He literally So, they they they try to. like figure out who it was. The location. they couldn't find out and the person.
they couldn't find out. But like that's. that's real life. He probably set the. house on fire and then he recorded. He's. like look, Omar, they're finally burning. down. Finally burning down. Yeah. And then the the what they saw in. like the jacket also cuz they they were. trying to keep finding like who the. person was. They found. a wooden like stick and a ceramic skull. So, this person was a Satanist. Oh. So, a Satanist, yeah. Yeah, and they and they only found out. cuz you know that Unsolved Mysteries. show? Once they once they put it on that show.
more detectives came on it and they. found that it was two minors. Oh, yeah. Two minors who did it. One was put in. jail and the other mental institution, fam. So, they were out like killing. people and just recording. And recording it. Yeah, I think that Did. that inspire that movie? Is it. Insidious? so, yeah. Cuz I was watching the same. thing and I was like yo, this I swear. this is based on that. Wait, is it. Insidious or something else? Is it? Oh, no no. The one we watched. together the one we watched together the. one where it's like you record. EVERYTHING YOU DO. YO, SO OKAY, leave down in the comments.
what movie that was. I remember watching. that movie with you. Oh my yo, when I. went home legit like I thought someone. was recording me. Yeah. Like so, whenever I looked I was like nah, I. can't be real. [ __ ] I want to know what. that movie is. Hold on. Hold on. No, because I was looking at a list, right? A list of the most scariest movies And. it was top? on history. Yeah, yeah. Hold. on. But no no no, it was a list, right? It was a list of movies that gave the. greatest reaction out of fans like made. them the most scared. And that was the movie. That was like.
one of the cuz they they put up like a. heart detector heart rate sensors all to. everybody in the audience. Number two was Hereditary. Number three. was Paranormal the first one. Really? Paranormal? Yeah, apparently apparently. Maybe for. its time. Maybe for its time. Cuz it was realistic. Like that could. happen in your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think. Conjuring or some something one of the. Conjuring movies. Okay. Okay. But number one was that one. Really? No, cuz I think um one of the. greatest fears of everyone is someone. else looking at you. Cuz that's very.
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That's the rapper. He's the rapper. And. he had that big like You know that house. in the the funeral thing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so everyone went and. just gave gifts. But, there was this. what There was two YouTubers that went. with spirit boxes. And then he So, he. spoke to them? Yeah, and there's actual. videos. I forgot the name of the the. girl, but there was a girl and she was. like, "Hey X, what was your favorite. song?" Put the spirit box on. It. sounded exactly like him. "Hope.". Word. And then he said He said, "What is.
your message for the people?". And then there's like a little static. It was like, "Don't worry." Yo! And I I promise you, Carlos, I promise. it sounded exactly like his voice. Dog, cuz I was watching a video on the. haunted Airbnb that we went to. What happened? Cuz I didn't watch this. before we went. Take this in. I didn't I. watched this after the fact we went. So, they were doing the spirit box, too. I. think it was Selena spooky boo. shoutout to her. Yeah. IF YOU DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE, YEAH.
GO WATCH THE VIDEO. YO, so she was doing the spirit box, fam. And she would ask questions like, "Are you there?" Right? Um "What's your name?" And dead ass, they would say the name in the spirit. box and it would match to the owners of. the house, bro. Like before, like the. old owners that passed away like years. and years and years ago, fam. Like, "Are. you there? Can you please say your name, right?" And you can hear it in the in. the box. "Mary.". [ __ ] And Mary's the name of the wife,
right? Oh, no. Bro, it's it's crazy cuz it's. almost like. You You know Bumblebee? Yeah. Wait, what. what what. In Transformers, yeah. Bumblebee in. Transformers. You know how he like. talked through the radio? Yeah, yeah. It's like that. It's like that. They're. literally talking through the radio. So, it'll just be a static. and then you can hear like. You know what I mean? "Mary." Yes, like answers him. Yeah, no, that's still crazy to me that. like a radio So, that specific radio has.
the ability to to go like like dodge the. normal waves and go into another plane, you know? Yeah. You're not talking on. the same plane. That's like Stranger Things. That's the. thing. So, maybe there's some truth to. it. Maybe there's some truth to it. Cuz. look, if there's all these videos of. people doing it, maybe the spiritual. realm can manipulate the electromagnetic. field, too. Yeah, yeah. I know. That is true. But, I'm just glad that. we we were kind of fool You'll see the. vlog later. But, we were kind of [ __ ]. around. Yeah. But, it was good vibes. It.
was good vibes. we showed our respect. Like, I knew. something like was was there, you feel. me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but there was. another story where it's your favorite. type of story, the Ouija board. Oh, my. god. board ones. So, there was Bro, it was so. crazy cuz there was these like these. four teenagers who was like who. quote-unquote just wanted to do it so to. see what happens, you That's what we. were going to do, fam. THAT'S WHAT. THAT'S EXACTLY THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO like. perfect for this for this podcast. So, and then. they were like fooling around. They were.
disrespecting it. They were like, "Oh, if. if anyone's here, move it. Just move. it." Like, they were they weren't doing. anything. So, so nothing happened. Yeah. But, then they came back and then they. took it more serious. And then they're. like, "Oh, please, like who is in the. room with us?" And then it didn't go to. a name, fam. Yeah. It went to the number six. No! The. number six. The number six, fam. So, they were they. were still fooling around. Yeah. I don't. know why the guy did this, but then they. were like, "Oh, what like what is your.
goal here today?" And then they're like, "If there's no peace, I'm not going.". That's what it said? Yeah, "I'm not. going. If there's no peace, I'm not. going." Cuz obviously they're. disrespecting it. Yeah, yeah. So, the end of the video What do they. mean by that though, like peace? Um. probably like oh, you have to respect. me, then I'll leave. Or like or like we. can we can have fun with this and then. we you I'll I'll leave you. Yeah, yeah. But, if you're going to make me mad, I'm. going to [ __ ] you up, right? So, there. was this guy the the the one guy in the. video who started going like this. Who was like, "Ha, look at me, guys. Look at me, guys." And I'll show you his.
reaction cuz they they caught it on. camera. They caught it on camera. Look. Moving. the planchette across the board and. grinning. face though, bro. next will shock you. Hey, hey. That's Still NOT FUNNY. LAUGHING. HEY. HEY. WHAT THE [ __ ] BRO? WOAH! SO, EVERYONE AFTER THE VIDEO, LIKE I. THINK THIS is on YouTube, but they're. like, "What happened? What happened?".
They're still trying to prove if it was. real or fake, but the guy in the video. came out depressed. Damn. Yeah, and he said So, he got like. possessed, bro? Yeah, yeah, he's possessed, most likely. That's what That's what you get for. [ __ ] with that. You don't go like this and like, "What's. up?" Nah, man. If See, if you entertain. the evil, what happens, you know what I. mean? The evil will entertain you. I'm just thinking of of JARED ON THE. Y'ALL GOT TO SEE THAT IN THE VLOG. Y'ALL. GOT TO SEE I'LL LINK I'll link it down. in the description. I can't wait for. this though to come out, bro.
So, one of the other things that I saw. in like the the haunted Airbnb vlogs of. everybody else though, was they would. stay there and they would have like. dreams of the house. So, cuz we didn't. sleep overnight. We didn't sleep. overnight cuz I don't know. For sure. You want to do that? No, hell no. If If If there's incentive, I'll do it. If there's incentive, I wouldn't even do that. I don't want to. risk my life for that [ __ ]. Cuz cuz Cuz playing with that stuff gets. you bad luck. Do you really want bad. luck? Look, look, look. Just Just hear me out.
Hear me out, all right? There's a way you can do it. respectfully, I think. For sure, for. sure. There's a way you can do it. respectfully. But, look Anyways, they. slept overnight and they're having. dreams. They're having dreams of that. place. Did you have any dreams like after you. visited anything like scary that we've. done? Dreams after that place. Do you think Look. Do you think spirits can follow you in. your dreams rather than in the physical? Yo, that's [ __ ]. Why would you.
No, cuz I think that's more scary. I. feel like that's more scary. Listen, if. if you if you Let's say you visited. freaking King Tut's tomb. Yeah, yeah. And then you go home, you're in Canada, and then you're dreaming about like all. this Egyptian [ __ ] happening to you, fam. Theory. You know why you randomly like you're. sitting in a room and you randomly get. scared? Is that them just trying to [ __ ]. with you? Like, "Oh, they finally like. oh, I'm here. Now you're going to get. randomly scared cuz I'm here.". But, mentally they jump you. They're like, "Oh, let's let's go get. that guy right now.".
he's prepared. He's ready. Maybe. Maybe. But, that's too complex, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's scary. There's this There's this story I. actually read on Reddit. Oh, [ __ ] So, there was this guy, right? Yeah. This is. I think this is a famous story. Like, you can actually search this up on. Google. Yeah. So, he was staying in his apartment, right? And one night he had a dream. And it was. a dream within a dream. But, what happened was there's this guy, he said, "I'm going to give you a gift.
I know you're dreaming." And he told. him, "You're dreaming within another. dream within another dream." That's what. he told him. Yeah. And he said, "I'm. going to give you a gift and remember. the address, right?" Okay, what the. [ __ ] So, he woke up into his second. dream now. Cuz he woke up. Yeah. And he. saw the gift. It was like a package with. an address on it. Yeah. Right? So, he's like, "Okay, weird." So, he. wakes up into reality. Mhm. Now, he. Googles the address. He remembered it. Yeah. Remembered everything. He Googles.
the address and you couldn't see. anything that relates to this address. Like, there's no place that exists on. Earth with that address, right? yeah, yeah. So, 15 years go by. Wow. 15. years. This guy gets a letter. In his first. dream? Sorry. He didn't get a letter. He. finds a letter. Okay. He finds the letter in his apartment. It. was like It was like hidden somewhere in. his apartment. He's awake now though. Yeah, he's This. reality, fam. 15 years later. He finds a letter. with the name of the guy. So, in the.
dream, Yeah. the guy introduced himself. as Alan. On the letter that he found, Okay. it said Alan. And there was an. address. Who's Alan, bro? And there's an. address there. Yeah, who's Alan? So, did. he did he go there? Ha ha ha. So, he went and then asked the the. tenants, the people that owned the. building, right? Yeah. "Do you know. anything about this person that might. have lived here or. this letter, right?". Search up Alan. They find out he was a. scientist.
that studied a lot on dreams and the. mind. Wow. was a real person. Yeah. So, he found a. a real address of where he's staying and. he found his contact information. No. But, he doesn't want to like go ahead. and and reach out. Yeah. because he's not sure if like it's real. or even he's just scared himself. Yeah. Too overwhelmed to see the truth. See, if if Allen if Allen's probably he's. probably dead, right? Who knows? Who.
knows? Yeah. Cuz no no he he's alive. Oh, he's alive. Yeah. studies. He's a real He's a real person. Wait, so. so are you saying that all ghosts are. are all future people or the past? Cuz. Allen just planted that to see him, right? Oh. Cuz cuz Cuz he's in the past. Yeah. We. don't know. you don't see any ghosts yelling like. Britney, [ __ ] or [ __ ] like that like in. your dreams. Like it's all it's all past. or or the There's no future, right? Wait. No, cuz he was 15 years ahead now.
Yeah, so you That's what I mean. that happened is in the past. You're. right. Yeah. So So that that letter too. that letter too. And I was like, yo what So is every. ghost a future like time Maybe they. might be a time traveler. That's crazy. That's weird. Yeah. Cuz you got me. thinking now. You got me thinking, right? Yeah. So like literally everything in. the world you can plant right now and. then later come back to you in the. future. that's why it's like Allen probably was. like, oh I'm going to die. So let me. study this dream [ __ ] and I'm going to. put put something in that guy's dream so.
he can come find me later. Damn. Now you you know what you know what that. made me think of? What what what? There's this magician. I. forgot who it was, but. did a trick. I think it was in like the. middle of a schoolyard. Uh-huh. And he pointed at like somewhere. random somewhere random. I think it was. like. It was like in the dirt somewhere, right? Under grass something? Under. grass he's like, I'm going to make. SOMETHING APPEAR. BOOM. OH. BRO. MAYBE IN HIS PAST life he put. it there. No no no, fam. So little did they know.
Yeah. COUPLE YEARS AHEAD. THEY THEY THIS IS WHERE HE BURIED SOME. [ __ ] THERE. YO, THIS TRICK was like a 2-year Yeah, it was a 2-year trick, bro. It was a. 2-year trick. He buried that [ __ ]. underground, fam. Yeah. And and it was. that long ago that the soil everything. looked like untouched. You know what I. mean? The grass was growing on. Like yo, check that. Check that. ABRACADABRA. SO EVERYONE'S LIKE, YO. YEAH. NAH. That's smart though. That's smart.
And I think you can do that. That's like. Remember watching The Godfather? No, I. haven't. Okay, in The Godfather. he knew he was going to get. assassinated. So before he went to go. meet this like. this mob boss. Yeah. They planted like a. gun like behind like a a toilet cuz they. knew they're going to meet up at this. restaurant eventually. Yeah. Right? Now. sometime This is when I was a kid I used. to watch a bunch of like mafia stuff a. bunch of like Even on YouTube I used to. watch a bunch of like kids playing like.
weapons, fam. I don't know why but I always like. to that maybe. Yeah yeah. But I would hide like weapons. around the house just in case one day. Nah, bro. Of course you would. Like I'd tape. like something under the desk. Yeah fam. Cuz you know what cuz you. watch those movies and then you get into. that mindset like, yo this is kind of. cool. Bro, I think the only like advanced. stuff I've done is like I knew I was. going out and I was going to get come. home drunk. So I put a bag of chips on.
my bed. SO I KNEW WHEN I GO HOME I'M LIKE. MUNCHING on something. That's like the. most thing I did. I don't know. When. you're in that realm that that's what. you end up doing. So fam, I would have. like stuff I would have like ninja stars. like taped under my bed. Yeah, there is. There's no way. Cuz who knows, fam? Listen listen. For a. man a man like Andrew Tate for example. Oh, yeah. 100% I bet he has like secret. weapons in like the chandelier or. something just in case he's in like a. hostage scenario where he's like tied up. and he can't escape, but he knows. something they don't know. Uh-huh. I Who.
wouldn't? Yeah, for sure. Who wouldn't, right? Yeah. But speaking of Andrew Tate and. stuff like their marketing that. marketing thing you said is working with. Sneako now. Now all I see all I see on. my timeline is Sneako Sneako Sneako. And. it's Andrew Sneako Andrew Sneako every. time I swipe I'm like, yo I got to. refresh my TikTok, bro. You don't like that? that marketing strategy is so like good. cuz I think he's blowing up too now. He's doing the same thing with the link. Holy yeah, like there's a bunch of pages. for him now. Mhm. I think Look look.
look. Do you think Do you think. everything we see blow up or all of the. attention comes from all TikTok now? All. TikTok. think about it even like other YouTubers. and other videos and other like. There's no traction. You barely get no. traction. Off anything else. TikTok is like you. want instant gratification on like. success. go there. Unless you're Mr. Beast. Yeah, exactly. And I think that's going. to [ __ ] it up because like if you blow. up really quick like blow up blow up. blow up and then like boom you can just. go down as soon as you stop like. posting. Yeah, cuz a lot of other people.
they'll they'll come up they'll come up. big and then just disappear. Exactly. But you know what you know the brand. Goyard? They They're really interesting. cuz they have. no stores anywhere like in-person. stores. They don't? No. I'm I think they only have two. in-person stores and no online. You. can't buy online. It's all family owned. Interesting. So everyone's like, oh is Goyard going. to fall off Goyard going to fall off? But no, they focus on quality like every. piece they is hand like you feel me? They don't they don't need no promotion.
But Lamborghini has the best one cuz. it's like we don't promote it on. television cuz our main audience isn't. watching TV. That's so true though. That's a banger. That's mad true. Yeah. How did Lamborghini get famous? Just Through rich people buying Through. rich people buying it. You don't you. don't have to you don't have to. advertise it to the to poor people. See, if I was if I was going to market. something, right? Would you rather. market something that's a low cost or. very expensive? Oh, low cost product. Yeah, or very expensive. Me low cost. Easy. I would take that any day.
Like low cost? You'd market low cost. stuff? So it's like. I'm going to sell stickers. I would. rather do that than sell like. cars to me. Word. Cuz I like I like small but large. quantities. Mhm. See, I have I have like a theory I This. is like a build building up theory. building up like strategy. Okay. It's still it's still fresh. Yeah. Listen. Do you think it's it's better to. just sell one big thing for like a. million dollars rather than a bunch of. things for a million? It is, but I think.
it's way harder and it's going to take. way more time. And during that time. do the same time. Cuz if if you think it. in, right? If you're focused on one. product that's worth like let's say. 200k. Yeah. You know what I mean? And. maybe you have like five of them. whatever. Mhm. 200k, right? Yeah. If you. spend all of your time on just on that. more times it's going to you're going to. sell some. Feel me? You're going to sell. at least one at least two. You're going to sell Maybe. Maybe. I. mean [ __ ] yeah. So so everyone's just. going to start selling one product and.
there's only going to be one product. No, cuz my theory is eventually some. people like cuz right now everyone that. wants to start a small business is. because it's cheap, right? It's because. like you don't have to put that much. risk into it. Mhm. Damn. Yo, you know. what? Yeah. I think you just broke it. I think. cuz I I get what you're doing now. You know what? It's literally just. leveling it up now. So once you once you get to like a. millionaire status like you have. millions to just drop. Then you're. blessed. Yeah. You're blessed. But you. can do the same thing that you're doing.
hustling before. Mhm. just at different price points, bro. But instead of selling to poor. people or people with not a lot of money. Yeah. you'd be selling to the rich. people and that [ __ ] will sell faster. Yeah, exactly. That's why lots of people. oh, if you take my idea fake it till you. make it you you just brand yourself so. well that you you people think you're. millionaire sell that one product. That's all you need. And then you're. actually a millionaire now and then you. can go do your stuff. Bro, you know. Fam, I just realized something. Yeah. You know why Gucci, Louis Vuitton,
Prada all of these companies are so rich. and so powerful right now? Yeah, why? It's because they were marketed at poor. people. Mhm. But who the [ __ ] is buying. it? The rich. Both. Both? Oh, WAIT. NO, I. I GET IT NOW. I GET IT NOW. EVERYONE. WANTS GUCCI, FAM. DAMN. So no, my bad. I didn't say poor. I meant rich. It's marketed at the rich. Okay, yeah. people that are buying it ARE THE. YO.
SO they like reverse reverse psychology. did? Yeah. Oh, no. So they were marketed. at the rich people like they want to. sell to the rich people, but they made. the poor people interested so they can. be rich. Obviously. They can feel rich. And now they got both of both of the the. two sides. That's crazy. No, that's why I don't rock Gucci or. Louis. BUT I ROCK PRADA. NO NO, BUT I SAW THIS TOO CUZ WE'RE. we're talking about like high value. items. The Mona Lisa. Remember there was. a video There was a video on the.
internet where they thought they saw. like the Mona Lisa in person like arrive. again. Like a person? Yeah, it was weird though. It was super. weird. Like a woman that looks like Mona. Lisa. Yes, bro. And it was it was it was. weird cuz her actions were like she. stared in the camera and it was like Oh. yeah, I'm her like don't tell anyone. though. What? Look who I saw on the bus this morning. Look, fam. Does that not Does that Yo.
Does that not look scary? I'll put up. the picture. I'll make sure I put. Yo, so do you think Do you think these. people are still alive? But but they market it as like, oh Mona. Lisa's dead [ __ ] like that to higher the. price. But nah, she's really just. chilling on the bus. You know what's. crazy? You know what's crazy? For all we. know like there's no proof There there. probably is proof, but not accessible to. the public. Yeah. that Mona Lisa wasn't made IN LIKE. 2011. LIKE THAT COULD HAVE.
BEEN RECENT. OR LIKE WHENEVER LIKE 19 like let's say. like 20 whatever. Exactly. Fam, we don't know. I guess we. just we just buy it cuz. yeah yeah cuz it's art. That's crazy. That's crazy. Okay, if there's one. artist you want to be alive, who would. it be? Um One artist of all of history. All of history. Oh, [ __ ]. Would you want a live painter? Anybody. Anybody. [ __ ]. Probably I have mine.
I don't know if he really counts as an. artist, but like Now, I was going to say. ASAP Yams. Oh, word? Yeah, because he was just like he was so. like he built that group. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. What what's. yours? Mine? Yeah. William Shakespeare, bro. Nah. He created some [ __ ] He. created some [ __ ] [ __ ] Hear me out. Hear me out. This is why. This is why. Why? Dog, it's crazy how William. Shakespeare we still study and we still. enjoy the stories today. Right? Yeah. Imagine this [ __ ] made movies. Yeah. If William Shakespeare made.
movies, how crazy would that be? I feel. like if we brought William Shakespeare. back, he would turn into like the the. next serial killer. Like we would we. would What do you mean? If if you're if. you're always digested in this like. writing like oh, let me poison. Like. doing all that stuff. You're going to. In your mind, something's going to click. like damn. No, but you know what makes. him sick? This is This is why it's so. cool to to study William Shakespeare. It's because at that time Yeah. people. weren't that different. Yeah. People. weren't that weird. True. William Shakespeare was [ __ ].
weird. weird. That's why. Yeah, that's why he stuck out. That's. why he stuck out. Uh-huh. And maybe. that's why we look back into history and. look at these specific people that were. so abstract No, And then that's why it's such like a a. phenomena because you're like, "Yo, he. was doing this at that time." And then. now that's like coveted. Yeah, no. Because I think that people. people love to flock to. What's that word? Like when people like. bash heads? Oh, controversy? Controversy. Yeah. That's the number one thing. You.
can see now probably like. in the future they'll probably in the. history books go down Andrew Tate. No. If he he caused so much he caused so. much controversy, no? We're not going to. be studying Andrew Tate. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. We're not going to be. studying Andrew Tate. All those All Who. Who's the other guy that chills around. with all the girls? Um Dan Bilzerian? Dan Bilzerian. We're not, fam. Bro, come on. Relax. Relax. You feel me? This is my opinion. This is my opinion. Mhm. Look, they have. their buzz, feel me? Like they have. That's That's nothing to play with. Like.
they're solidified in [ __ ] internet, right? Yeah. Internet. But. I think there's only a few people that. will actually like transition into. history forever. Who's one? Mhm. That's. a good question. Yeah. Cuz you think you think cuz I. think Jake Paul I mean no, no, no. Logan. Paul? Logan Paul. I agree. Yeah. Okay. Cuz he caused controversy. He He started. boxing from YouTube. You don't do that. You feel me? Logan Paul, yeah. Actually, that's a good one. Logan Paul will. Who. else in history forever? In history. Mr. Beast. I don't think Mr. Beast. You're tripping if you don't think Mr. Beast. I don't think Mr. Beast cuz I.
think he's only stuck on like he's the. YouTube goat, but he I don't know what. he's doing like Logan went boxing. He. did everything. Like he had that little. controversy thing with him in Japan. Nah, bro. Listen. Really? Mr. Beast, fam? no one's going to be talking about Mr. BEAST YOU'RE TRIPPING. I LOVE MR. BEAST, FAM, but I I think. You're tripping. This guy has burgers, fam. I don't know. You're actually tripping, Gavin. I don't. know. I Yo, I feel like Mr. Beast isn't. as marketable as as Logan Paul. No, you.
you have to be right. You can. That's a hot take. NO, THAT IS A HOT TAKE. THAT'S NOT. THAT'S NOT EVEN LIKE a hot take though. at the same time. You're saying Logan Paul is more. More marketable than Mr. Beast. Tripping. What? Tripping. Mr. Beast is. kid-friendly, bro. No, Mr. Beast Mr. Beast only is like. YouTube route. Oh, yeah. Release a few. burgers. Jake Paul is like, "I had that. [ __ ] in China. I had I I revived my. career. I went to boxing. I I have a. Pokémon card on my neck." Like that's. him. He has a podcast. One of the. biggest podcasts right now. old Mr. Beast is, fam?
Nah, bro. Like respect to Mr. Beast, but. like. Hey Siri, how old is Mr. Beast? Mr. Beast is 24 years old. This. motherfucker's 24, bro. How old is Logan Paul? Logan Paul is. like 27, 28. And he did way more. Hey Siri, how old is Logan Paul? Logan. Paul is 27. 27. No, you I promise you like most people. in the comments will say Logan Paul is. more like iconic than Mr. Beast. I don't know, bro. Did Mr. Beast fight Mayweather? No, dog. LIKE THAT'S NAH, I like I big up Logan.
Paul. Like he's he's definitely going to. be down in history. Yeah. But dog, I think I You have to. realize Mr. Beast is like every single. kid. Kid, we're not talking about adults, fam. We're not talking about teenagers. and [ __ ] Like we're going to get old, feel me? I know, yeah. The kids are the future. Yeah. The kids are going to make content. that is similar to Mr. Beast, bro. Mr. Beast is going to be their their. blueprint. Oh, but I feel like You're. forgetting that part. Literally like. 6-year-olds are watching Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast is their blueprint, fam. Gavin,
you're not saying that no 6-year-olds. watch Logan Paul? Not like Mr. Beast. I. feel like No, but that's still it still. counts though. Nah, not like him. It's. like Logan is like Gucci right now. He. has both sides. He has old kids and new. kids. No no old head is watching He's. tripping. You're tripping. Logan Paul. doesn't even post on his main channel. anymore. What he does podcasts. Yeah, because he he's done with that route. He. He did like he did his stuff. Mr. Yo, Logan Paul walked so Mr. Beast could. run. Are you tripping? What the.
KSI too. KSI and Logan Paul paved the. way. Did they not pave the way for for. the future YouTubers? Don't even say. that cuz he was on your face. Okay, that's. That's true. I agree. Mhm. They. definitely paved the way, but damn. He's. kill I don't I don't think you. understand like. Michael Jordan. It's like you know that. that Michael Jordan is better than. LeBron. Mr. Beast is LeBron. Who paved. Who really paved the way for the future? That's actually a hot take. I disagree. That's not a crazy analogy though, right? disagree. Nah, dog. Mr. Beast has.
[ __ ] chocolate bars and he just. dropped that this year. Mr. Beast has. Mr. Beast burger. He just dropped that. last year. Trust me, fam. Yeah, because look. It's. perfect. He's LeBron right now cuz he's. still doing his thing. Logan Paul. Michael Jordan, he's done with that. YouTube [ __ ] He's on He's on another. level. Like there's levels. Dog, Logan Okay. This is kind of This is. like a diss, but like I don't want to. like diss on Logan Paul. Logan Paul's. goat, but damn. All Logan Paul is doing. is freaking manipulating NFTs. [ __ ]. take more money, bro. That's what he's. doing right now. AND YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M.
WRONG, BRO. What did Michael Jordan do? He bet on himself so he could make more. money cuz I mean like it's good. Like. that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is sick for him, but. like. But what's he really doing for the. audience right now? Look, look. This. This This is why I just say it. I'm. going to just leave it at this. Look. Somebody that's young Okay. They have so. much ahead of their career and you only. look at like just that little portion. Yeah. If if there's like a race, Mr. Beast is like a little bit like a mile. ahead. So. Oh, no. I don't think so. But I'm I'm. going to just say 10 toes down. I'm real. I'm real. 10 toes down. Team. God. All right. Okay. All right. I want.
to hear your Mandela effect. Ready? Okay. Where's the Mandela Honestly, there would be No Jumper's Jump if. there's no Matthew Santoro. Shout out. him one time. That's the one we never shouted out, man. Shout out Matthew Santoro. He's. from Toronto, too. Yeah, that guy is crazy. HE'S ACTUALLY NOT BALD. WAIT, HE HAS HAIR? HE HAS HAIR? YEAH, HE. HAS He has Yeah, but like on the sides, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah. And was that the Mandela effect or no?
Nah, what the [ __ ] That's not a Mandela. effect. All right. I want to show you this. I'm going to show you this picture. Oh, actually I have to ask you first. Okay. King Tut. King Tut. Right? Mhm. What do you imagine on his. headdress? What's on top of it? Uh like stripes. All I know is that like is a crown type. thing and there's stripes. Yeah, and. then what's at the top? You remember. something at the top? Is that a phoenix. or something like that? Like a cat? No, it's a snake. It's a snake. snake. We know how there's like one big thing. right in the middle, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So there's a Mandela.
effect right now Yeah. that everybody's. tripping over. For real? Listen. Listen. Cuz they don't remember. I don't even. remember. Yeah. There being a snake in. the middle, as we all remember. Okay. But another one on the side. Let me see. Check this out. Do you remember that? There's two. Okay. No, I didn't remember that. You didn't. remember THE ONE ON THE SIDE, RIGHT? NO, CUZ I KNOW THIS ONE. The the one in. the middle. Now, check this out. So. shout out Thought Police one time. So.
this is a guy that has like the he has. the phone the old ass phone and he puts. it over images and then it shows like. what could have been changed in the. dimensions. Okay. Now, check this out. Oh, this guy. That's That's what it. looks like though. This guy. Like when I. look at King Tut, that's what it looks. like to me. You're telling me that it doesn't look. so right though? With the one snake in the middle? Wait, so which is the real one? The real. one that we have today has two. Two? Yeah. Nah. That's what I'm saying. Nah. No, this guy has to be pulling a.
prank, fam. So if I go right now and. search up King Tut, it'll show two. There's two. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Everybody remembers the one. Yeah. Look, when I look at it, it looks so proper to. me with the one. And when I look at it, it's almost like unsettling. It's like. almost unsettling to the point where I'm. like was it always like that? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's weird. This I think. there's another Mandela effect where. it's like did he have an open casket or. or a closed one? Open or closed? Yeah. Everyone knows it. I think he had. an had an open one. No, it was open.
Yeah, it was open. It was open. So so we're we're still. good on that one. Yeah. Yeah. You know. why it was opened? Why? Because the people that opened it Mhm. the explorers, the archaeologists. Yeah. Each one of them Yeah. got cursed. A lot of them died from sickness. So why did why did they why did they. open it? Because they were they were. wanted discovery, bro. They wanted to. study it. Oh, so okay. Never mind. I thought they. opened it. Okay. The people involved in getting King. Tut's tomb and opening it up Yeah. I'm. pretty sure like all of them died. Let.
me make sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm. pretty sure a lot of them died from. sickness. For sure, fam. From a curse or whatever. Yeah. I know. See, it's always it was. always the ghost stories or like the. spirit stories who if you [ __ ] with. them, they always want you to to be down. bad. Yeah. like it doesn't matter. You know why? I. think it's because for example, King. Tut, he was a he thought he was like a. god, fam. Yeah. He thought he was like And if you. if you play with a god like No, but but. even that's like an ego. Do you think. you carry an ego to the spirit world?
Ooh, that's a good question. Cuz when you die, would you still have. an ego? Would you still have the same if. you die? No, you. Cuz nobody knows. No. You would have an. ego death right then and there, fam. You're you're not you're everything now. You feel me? But what if some people. stayed here, bro? Oh, that would be. crazy. Well, if you some people that are still. So so okay, theory. Yeah. Those guys who. stayed here are the ones that um that. are [ __ ] around right now with us. What do you mean? The guys with the biggest egos always. stay here. Nah. Yeah. I don't know. The mans with the biggest.
egos? Cuz they don't want they're like, "Yo, I'm too good for heaven or hell.". You think X had an ego? Cuz he. Oh. Maybe still. Maybe. Maybe still. Yeah, cuz he he knew. I don't know why, but like X X did a lot. for the people. Like he was always the. people guy. And I feel like yeah, if you. if you have that so much like like you. believe in yourself so much, yeah, you. have that ego in yourself. Mhm. Okay, but I think I think in X's case, he's more of like a he changed. You know.
what I mean? What do you mean? He wasn't. that right away. Yeah. Do you think your. past affects Your future? Yeah, of of. course. No, no, like what you've done in your. past, does it still like hold? Or is it. your true self at the end of your life. that matters? No, it's at the end of. your life, I believe. Cuz I obviously I. think we talked about this. Like you you. always forgive as long as they learn, right? Mhm. And as I think X was like oh, he. went through he did a lot of like [ __ ]. [ __ ] If people don't know like he did a. lot of bad [ __ ].
Yeah. But at the end of the day, if you. change and now look look at that. spiritual journey. So, you're saying an. evil man that did really evil stuff in. in his past, he can still go to heaven? I believe so, yeah. Mhm. God is the ever. forgiving. yeah, as long yeah. the ever forgiving. true. You feel me? That's a good way to. look at it, too. Cuz I feel like right. away, we look at somebody that did a lot. of evil and then we just paint it. That's it for him. Yeah. Like evil. person. Yeah. But if that person wants. to change or is like trying to grasp on. something to change.
Mhm. and everybody's just pushing him. down, pushing him down. Right. How do. you get up? Look what he did. Yeah, he had to fight. a lot. fight a lot, bro. And he had to he had. to do so much interviews. Like he went. on this whole spiritual journey just to. get where he was. And then the worst. crazy thing when he was probably at his. peak of like nice guy Yeah. then. everyone was like, yeah, that [ __ ]. happened. That which makes me believe. that that [ __ ] was not even a. coincidence that that happened. Like it. was too perfect. Damn. Yeah, but I don't want to get into that.
cuz I have a theory to tell you, but I'm. going to tell it I'm going to tell it on. the Jumpers Club cuz it's kind of. controversial. Okay, okay, bet. It's. kind of controversial. Okay, so everyone. it's the first It's the first link in. the description. The Jumpers Club, we. talk about more of the explicit stuff. there. Yeah. me? Like this [ __ ] is like I have a theory, fam, but this [ __ ] is like kind of. controversial like. Okay, okay. We'll put it on the Jumpers. Club. Okay, bet. But where no, where we can. say anything. Okay, okay. There's this. song I want to show you. I want to play. for you. Okay. They put a theory in this. song, bro. Of what? They put a theory like their own theory.
Oh, no, like what the [ __ ]. So so imagine imagine like someone puts. our like theory in a song. They made. their own theory in a song. No way. It's crazy. Oh, let me hear that. Let me. hear that. You know what Pac-Man stands for? Program and control. He's program and. control man. The whole thing is a. metaphor. You hear that? No. What does Pac-Man stand for? Program. and control. So she's saying Pac-Man is. actually program and control man.
Uh-huh. All he can do is consume. He's pursued by demons that are probably. just in his own head. Take that in. Uh-huh. So, program and control, he's stuck in a. maze, all he can do is consume. Yeah. Right? The hell? Even if he does manage to escape by. slipping out one side of the maze, what. happens? He comes right back in the other side. What the Notice that? It's true. That's. low-key true. Wait, what's that? Is this. recent? No, this is this like a EDM song. It's.
called Pac-Man by Hardwell. No. Listen. Think it's a happy game? Well, it's not a happy game. But luckily, Pac-Man didn't affect us as. kids. Otherwise, we'd be running around in. dark rooms, munching pills, and. listening to repetitive electronic. music. OH, NO. OOH, THAT'S THE THAT'S THE THAT'S THE. START OF THE SONG. BEGINNING. So check that out, right? Think about. that. Think about that. So, what does. Pac-Man even stand for? Dead ass. Yeah, we don't know. Did you know what.
um I think there was a guy on the Sneako. podcast. He was like, "Yo, do you watch. TV?" And Sneako was like, "No, I don't.". He's like, "Oh, that's good cuz it's. television stands for telling lies. through our eyes." What? Yeah, telling lies Oh, no. Telling lies. through our vision. Television. Interesting. Yeah, cuz that's all. propaganda. And then he was like he was. like, "Oh, I never say hello to anyone. cuz it's like hell is low." Or it's. like, "I don't even say good morning to. people." It's like, "Good morning, what. are you mourning something?" Like good. morning. That's some woke woke [ __ ].
though. THAT'S. NO, BUT THE TELE. TELLING LIES THROUGH OUR VISION is. what's crazy. That's some woke woke. [ __ ] Cuz that's facts. You know what that reminds you of? You. know when the Kanye doc where Kanye is. like, "Oh, I don't say I'm excited. anymore.". No, don't say you're excited. Don't say. you're excited. You say energized. NO, BRO. I REMEMBER when um Pharrell was. getting so hyped for him and then and. then he was just sucking on the. lollipop. I would be hyped, too. Like, yeah, you. feel me? But he was like. He doesn't get excited. Yeah, that guy's.
different, though. That guy's different. But yeah. I think I think we're going to. see like a huge wave of people becoming. more and more into this person that's. like him. Like who? Like Kanye? Low-key. Mhm. Cuz who Look, look. I don't know if you. realize this, but I feel like in the. '80s, '90s, early 2000s, there was. always like a person people wanted to. be. You know Steve McQueen? Yeah. So. like early early Hollywood like the. golden era they say, a lot of the males.
they looked up to Steve McQueen. They. wanted to be cool like him. Feel me? They dressed like him, everything. Mhm. Look at the '80s, people want to be. like Arnold. They want to work out, blah. blah blah. Yeah. Now look at like '90s, who do they want to be? Like N.W.A. Mhm. For sure. Like in 2000s, who do they want to be? Like who knows? Even it could even be. like sports people like athletes. But. everyone obviously there's different. genres. You feel me? Yeah, there's. definitely different genres. That's very. true. but if Kanye starts um moving into. different genres Yeah, that's that's why. he'll become very powerful. Cuz that's.
that's crazy, but I don't know. People. people wanting to be Kanye? Kanye's kind. of crazy. I feel like people like stray. away from Kanye. But I feel like Kanye is like so. advanced. Like he's always thinking of. the next step that people won't get. until later. Obviously, that's always. what happens. And then they start they. catching on the wave. I think right now. he's planting his Who Who do you think. has the culture in their hand, though? Drake. Drake? You think Drake? Drake. every That's an interesting question. I. mean an interesting answer. That's an. interesting answer. Drake 100% right.
now. Yeah. I don't know the culture in. their hands? Do people dress like Drake? Who? Oh, we're talking about everything? No, every I'm I'm saying like has the. culture in his hand like. Like we're like I was saying Steve. McQueen, people wanted to dress like. him, be like him, talk like him, everything. Okay. Feel me? That's interesting. Like Arnold, like people wanted to be. like him, work out to be like him. Yeah, cuz I think yeah, okay. I was going to. say movie scene, everyone wants to be um. Spider-Man. say Travis. I would say Travis before. Astroworld.
LOW-KEY. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, everybody. No, yeah. Everybody The only reason why. I said he doesn't have the culture was. Astroworld. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I said. that before before Astroworld. Oh, he. would have been No, low-key he would. have Who Cuz who Cuz he had sneakers, he. had the clothes, and he had like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even even like the. just like the vibe. Feel me? Like. persona. Persona, I mean. Oh, cuz who. else has the culture like People want to. be like that guy. Maybe maybe we're.
forgetting people because All right, I'm. I'm going to 360 this [ __ ] You ready? What? Beyoncé? Andrew [ __ ] Tate, bro. You. think he has the culture? For men at. least. For men at least. for men. No, no. That's a hot take. That's That's a hot take. think that's a hot take. That's a hot. No, do you think men, fam? Right now? That's a hot take. Right now, yeah, it's it's it's either. Dan Bilzerian or or thing. Andrew Tate. That's crazy. That's crazy. But but for sure. saying I not I'm not saying me, but I'm. saying like majority of people. For sure, for sure. But right now, man,
yeah, but I don't know cuz there's so. much different like things you have to. like there's factors into it. Cuz yeah, people want to be like Travis, but [ __ ]. Cardi you can say Cardi has the same. kind of cult fan base as Travis, even a. crazier one. No, I'm Come on, let's look. at let's look at like majority, though. Who's at the top, fam? We're we're not. talking about like little pieces here. and there. We're talking about who has. the culture, fam. Who's the Michael. Jordan, bro? Who's the Feel me? Like. Yeah, if Michael Yo, if Michael Jackson. was still alive, everyone that he had.
the culture. He had the culture, easy. Bro, Bruno. Mars. Bruno Mars right now? Tripping. Bruno Mars is my goat. Bruno Mars is my. goat, for sure. Super Sonic was crazy. That Yeah, Bruno Mars is my goat, but I. don't think he he has it like that. Yeah, I think the closest we have right. now is Kanye, fam. That's what I'm. saying. THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'M SAYING, LOW-KEY. LOW-KEY, who else? Leave down. in the comments, tune in on what you. guys what do you guys think? Okay, before we end the show, though, I just. want to show you one more picture. Okay, okay. This is kind of dark. Okay. All right. There's a theory. Yeah. Did you know.
Barney was actually based on like a. child predator? Low-key fam, I had I had a feeling like. not when I was a kid. He was like the. go-to guy. But now I didn't know that. this out. Now this picture came out long. long time ago. This is way before. Barney, you feel me? Now it was a picture of this. Ew, man. That's crazy. Listen, listen. So it's a guy dressed in. a Barney costume before Barney. So it. was just a dinosaur costume. Look at the. face, you feel me? That's A guy dressed.
up in a dinosaur costume that would go. to parks, playgrounds, and just like. play with kids in this costume. In that. costume? Yeah, in this costume. What the [ __ ] So. somewhere along the line in the future, somebody made a show inspired by this. person that used to just show up, play. with kids. Yeah. And the theory is that this whole time. he was actually like a child predator, fam. Like he just he got off of like. playing with kids. Oh, no. And he was wearing this big ass like.
costume. Yeah. Yo, we have to find like if. there's any like hints of that in like. the theme song. No, in the theme song. Barney is a. dinosaur with my imagination. Maybe they. threw something in there with that we. don't know. Cuz why would you inspire. something by that? That's weird. But no, I I feel like cartoons like, you. know, Ren and Stimpy like we said. That's just all like adult themes, fam. Mhm. You feel me? Okay, if you if you make a cartoon right. now, what are you basing it off of? Basing it off of? Probably this podcast. This podcast?
Yeah. It's like maybe maybe our It's. like we we shoot or we What do you call. this? Instead of this podcast, we have. like headsets and then we can we can. dream and then after we exit this room, we're back in reality. Mhm. But we have to create like Magic School. Bus type dreams when we when we're in. here. So it's like Magic School Bus. except we sit down and lock our heads. right here. Oh, you know what? Yeah, yeah. So like every single topic in my. head is like we live the topic. That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. on the spot, too. Yeah. I think I think. for me, I would want it to be like about.
Fam, I think I said this before though. Okay. Just like Toronto culture. Toronto. culture. And being an Asian at this age, you know? Mhm. I I think there's nothing about that. like we had Jake Long, you feel me? Yeah. To be honest, we need more. representation still. Yeah, I know. I Do. you feel like there's certain No, I. don't even want to say it. What? No, I was just going to say like is. there certain like collabs that we don't. get cuz we're Asian? I don't know, baby. Like we never. I don't know. I can't say that. But who. the [ __ ] cares, you feel me? Like I'm. I'm just going to do me.
Exactly. Like like as soon as like. Nigahiga proved it. He did it. So that. that gave me Who did Nigahiga collab. with though? Everyone. Yo, he could he. could have done it with everyone. It No, like who did he collab with? Oh, um other Asians. Bro, I don't think he Bro, did he do. other collabs? That's kind of crazy to say still. That's kind of crazy to say. Cuz he did. one with RiceGum, but I don't know if. they did a. Nigahiga with um No, like back in the. day. I'm talking back in the day. Like. did we see like big collabs for like big. sponsors with him? No, I I don't think.
so. Okay, okay. That's kind of crazy, but we can't say like Asians don't get. [ __ ] collabs. Like look at Bella. Poarch, bro. Oh my goodness. Oh my. goodness. at Bella Poarch, Bretman Rock. These. mans are killing it, you know what I. mean? Facts, facts. But it's like I I like how. it's like Asians like we really stick. together, you feel me? Mhm. You know? We. have to do more to to to promote that. stuff. I think I think we're not doing. enough. Leave in our comments if we're. doing enough or doing too little and. leave like what you guys think we should. do. Cuz I want to do something. I want. to do something.
Like put on, you know? Yeah. Like what. 88rising is doing. Mhm. Like our own. like little concert just for like. strictly Asian culture. That would be. fun. Not to say like nobody else is. invited. Everybody's invited. But I want to put on like the people. that don't get enough publicity. or because like it's not as marketable. Mhm. Cuz that's real. There's certain. There's certain singers, there's certain. people that will never get a stage. because of like how they act. Yeah, true. There there was a I seen a. TikTok. It was Yo, this was the most. random TikTok, too, right? And it was a. boyfriend and girlfriend and the the.
girlfriend gave the the boyfriend a hat, right? Mhm. And then everyone I looked in the. comments cuz I was like, oh, it's. probably about to be some cringey [ __ ]. The first one, the most liked one is. like, yo, I thought this was Carlos from. Jumpers Jump. AND THEN. AND THEN THE NEXT ONE WAS LIKE, NO, it's. cuz every Filipino either looks like. Carlos or LOOKS LIKE GAVIN. IS THAT TRUE? NAH. NO, CUZ WE ARE. DIFFERENT. So it's like you get the more. like that side and then you get the more. this side. You pick from one.
You get the one that doesn't go facial. hair, you get the one that does. All. right, 20k likes, I'm going to shave my. head. Let's go. All right, we'll end it. there. Thank you everyone for watching. this episode of Jumpers Jump podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Check out the links. in the description. Check out my vlogs. Link in the description. Jumpers Club. Oxford's out. Damn. Listen Listen to us on Spotify, Apple, everywhere. Give us a five-star. rating. We love you guys. And yeah, Jumpers Jump out. Deuces.
