D4VD SELENA GOMEZ THEORY, CERN RITUALS CAUGHT & CRAZY TIME TRAVEL TECHNOLOGY - EP.285

Another UFO whistleblower was found dead. after he agreed to testify in front of. Congress. Literally right after they. found him. >> You know what's even crazier? In China. It's not even happening in the US. There's 20 scientists in China that are. missing that are studying the same. things. Oh my god. Theory on theory, ready? What if they. already figured out time travel? >> Yeah. >> And they're taking out all the people. that could stop them. >> All. You know on MTV, like the biggest music. plug? You know that where their studio. is? It's built on a Masonic.

>> temple. So MTV, Masonic TV. All MTV is. Masonic. Yeah, yeah. No way. >> Yeah, yeah, because. >> [music]. >> Tin foil, man. We need some tin foil. >> Stop touching [ __ ] with your hands. >> Make, you're coming on banger episodes. I'm not going to lie, bro. >> Alive, back to back to back. >> Back to back. Make make make make make make make make. make They like me here. All right. Crazy. [ __ ] happened. Yeah. Literally in the. span of 4 days after we recorded the.

episode about the scientists going. missing, guess what happened? More. scientists have gone missing. Another. UFO whistleblower Oh. was found dead Oh. after he agreed to testify in front of. Congress. Mhm. Literally right after. they found him dead in his home due to a. drug overdose. Drug overdose this time, not um suicide? So Yeah, I'm going to. read the article. Okay, okay. He died. before? Before he could. before he could testify to Congress. Yeah.

>> So would-be UFO whistleblower died of. accidental drug overdose after agreeing. to testify to Congress. An Air Force. veteran that was part of secret. government UFO programs just died. Yeah. Months before his hearing that he was. supposed to go, but he just agreed to be. on. Oh my for Congress. Insane. >> That's right. Yeah. So he's 39 years. old. Matthew James Sullivan died in his. Falls Church um home. Yeah. A lethal mix. of alcohol and antidepressants. Oh my. god. >> And one of the antidepressants is very.

interesting because apparently it's one. that's used to treat children for. bed-wetting. >> And he overdosed on that. Yeah, interesting. But there was there there's. an autopsy this time or no? Because I. know a lot. >> Yeah, that's how they found out. That's. how they found out the it was a drug. overdose. >> Okay, yeah. >> But remember what Amy Askerud said. >> Yes. >> She said, "If I die from a drug. overdose, I didn't. It wasn't me." So, this may be one of the ways they're. taking them out and it's maybe it's. proven out. Who knows? I don't know. >> in our faces, too. Well, why the [ __ ].

it's too close? It's too close to. everything else happening and it just so. happens that he was going to Yo, he's. going to testify to That's serious. Yeah. Right? He has a date for that and. he decides no, something something's. going on. >> listening for sure cuz I did more. research on on Amy Askerud and you know, like there was a story she told her in. interview. She was like, "Oh, before I I. leave my apartment, I always have my my. my boyfriend check if the coast is. clear, right?" So, one day they said.

they were in the apartment, the. boyfriend walks out and he said, "It's a. shitty neighborhood. Why is there a nice. Lexus outside?" Did you guys hear about. this? >> No, I didn't hear about it. >> [clears throat]. >> It was It wasn't her Lexus. >> It wasn't her Lexus. It was a shitty. neighborhood but a really nice Lexus, all tinted out. Like it looks like a CIA. car, right? So, she goes, "Okay, the. boyfriend comes back." She's like, "Oh, we should we should take a picture of. the license plate." She says that while. watching in the bedroom everything and. looking out the window. You know what. happens next? 2 minutes after, a guy.

from the apartment across from her comes. out with a license plate, switches the. license plate on the car. >> Woah, what the hell? and and goes back. and leaves the license plate on. the like steps. So, it's like a [ __ ] you. if you want to take this, we have more. Oh, [ __ ]. >> they're all They're listening. Yo, fam, how did they know in that moment that. they were going to take a picture of. license plate. I I don't I don't think. that they knew. It's just that's what. they do. That's what they do. That's. what they do. They know how to move. Yeah. ED doesn't mean your love life is.

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of the things I think this is probably. one of the biggest things she talked. about and this might be that that's the. reason why they wanted her gone. >> Okay, okay. So, she was exposing that. there's technology that caused the. Mandela effects, that caused pretty much. our reality to change in certain ways. Also, have you heard of Project Looking. Glass? Looking Glass? We talked We. brushed on it years ago, Gavin. We. brushed on it years ago on Jumpers Jump, but Project Looking Glass was technology. that the government claimed they had.

where they could see into the past or. into the future. It was technology they. can see moments moments in history. in the past or in the future. So, they. could predict historic events. They. could predict what happens and then. change what happens or they could look. to the past and learn from the past. Now, she claimed that because they were. playing with this technology, they were. playing with pretty much dark matter. Holy [ __ ] and [ __ ] that could shred the.

threads of reality, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, what ended up happening, um. people think that because this. technology was played with, it created. alternate dimensions, right? So, the. reason the theory for the Mandela. effects, the reason we see all those. things like the Berenstain. Berenstain Bears and like the Monopoly. Monocle Pikachu. All these things are. changing is because every time you. pretty much mess with reality or mess. with the timeline, it's going to change.

something. Like it's not just one little. thing, it's the butterfly effect. Like. you change one little fabric, it'll. change pretty much the whole rest of the. story in small ways that you won't. necessarily notice. I'm not going to. lie, recently it feels a little bit. weird. >> Yeah, like does it feel real? Not that. it look like there's little differences. in in reality that I'm like, "Yo, this. [ __ ] is weird. Like [laughter] what is. going on?" I don't know. Like. Even with Right now, everything just. doesn't seem real. Like I've I've talked. to a lot of people too and they're like, "Yeah, reality just doesn't feel like.

it's it's like natural anymore.". So, check this out. I have my theory for. it and it ties into Project Looking. Glass and what Amy Eschberger was. talking about is the reason it's. happening right now and a lot of the. scientists are going missing and or. dying right now is because Project. Looking Glass probably elevated so much. You can imagine before where they're. trying to look into the future and. trying to look in the past and trying to. predict what happens, right? Imagine how. much it elevated because of AI. AI like. AI. >> Wait, so when did it start?

>> Because they could predict so much more, Yavin. Wait, what does that mean? Cuz. before they didn't have AI. And if they had Project Looking Glass. before, imagine how much more advanced. it became because they have AI. So, they. can run so many different simulations or. so many different realities and predict. so many different things. and outcomes. Yo, imagine a world where. the military has access to Project. Looking Glass in their freaking Like. they have foresight. Yeah. You know what. I'm saying? Like they could see into the.

future and let's say they're in combat. >> Yeah. They can see what plays come out. >> Oh, that's mod. >> They could see into the future a little. bit. >> What military do you think has that? I I. America. It seems like. What about. Russia? Who knows? Who knows? That's a. That's a movie, though. Yeah, they're relating this whole. situation to. Have you ever watched The Three-Body. Problem? No, I never heard of it. >> So, it's literally what's going on. Aliens from the the future are coming. down to humans, and they're like calling. them, "Oh, you guys are just bugs. You. guys are just bugs. We're the real.

people." They give you VR headsets, like. you just said, and then they have to. They're simulating their civilization. breaking down in. like in hope that the scientists wearing. the VR stuff helps them figure out a. problem Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. So, in in the. movie, [clears throat]. the scientists are dying because they. don't want to help. Or. they're they're getting like um They're. getting weird glitches that make them. want to off themselves. Oh my god. >> The Three-Body Problem, that's the movie. that foretold what's going on now. Damn,

bro. >> you just said, yeah. Cuz um if you. watched You ever watch [clears throat]. that movie Paul? It's about a alien that. came down. >> I did not watch that movie. >> It was a comedy It was a comedy movie. But there was this one scene that stuck. with me. He pretty much gave what he. learned, or pretty much everything in. his mind, to another person. And he was. able to like teach him things, right? But he held on to him for too long, and. he was teaching him so much about the. universe that he wanted to, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't want to be.

there anymore. You know what I'm talking. about that scene? Because there's so. much to comprehend that the human mind. can't. >> much. Yeah. It can't fathom, right? So, you can imagine so much [ __ ] in space, or. Who knows how extraterrestrials work in. their mind? Because it could be damn. well near like Yeah. how an angel would. think, or like I wouldn't want to say. God, but you know what I'm saying? [ __ ]. that we can't comprehend at our state. I think that's why they're killing a lot. of things because a lot of scientists.

because right now it says they're going. to It's like a silent scientist war. So, if they figure out how these UAPs and. stuff like that are flying around the. earth, then they have like the answers. to oh, you can restart you you can leave. this earth. And I don't think the. government wants those scientists to. leave earth. Yeah. >> what I mean? Or they don't because if. you have that power and like the the. free energy, stuff like that, you can re. what rewrite whatever you want. Yeah, that was that was another big one that. they were after Annie Jacobsen for. because she was exposing that they have.

technology to just pretty much power the. world for free based on Yo, it's. literally the same tech and this is what. boggles my mind is because Hollywood. sees it before we do. It's all in the movies. Yeah. Facts. Facts. What she's talking about what. she's talking about NASA pretty much. experimenting with anti-gravity, experimenting with forces that can make. energy just through gravity. This [ __ ] was all in Interstellar. Like. that was pretty much the whole plot of.

the movie. And on top of that, the. different dimensions and going to the. past and project that's all [ __ ]. Interstellar, bro. Oh, really? Yeah. So, he remember he's like, "Murph, don't. leave, Murph." Remember that scene he's. like, "Don't go." He was looking into. the past and he was sending himself on. the mission. Oh, [ __ ]. >> If you watch Interstellar, leave it in. the comments if you watched it. Also, leave a like. No, but it just kind of. it's crazy, wait. It it's kind of crazy right now because. I'm thinking about it more. Yeah. Almost. that whole film. Now, I'll tell you that.

the media, fam, is is it's like a. foretelling the whole time. That's kind. of And you know what happens at the end? How what? They're looking for another. world because that world is ending. They're looking for another planet that. they can bring Is it that iconic scene. where the guy is like laying down and. then like he's like looking at. something? Is it crazy that I didn't. watch Interstellar, bro? You never. watched it? I never watched. Interstellar. Yo, that's a it's. considered a classic. >> But how long is it? It's like No, yo, it's really good though. It's a movie. that flies by pretty quickly. It flies. by so quick, but it's really really. good.

>> Because I was never to space like that, so I'm like, okay, I'm not going to. watch a movie movie about space.". >> movie. I'll I'll give you a little bit. to make you interested in it. So, in the. movie, um when you travel to another planet, time moves differently. >> Time moves Okay. So, obviously there's. light-years, right? >> Yeah. If you spend 7 minutes on a. certain planet. >> Uh-huh. and their their sun revolves. around differently, Okay. 7 minutes. there could be 14 years on Earth. Oh, [ __ ] So, they're spending it what felt.

like maybe 30 minutes. >> Oh my god. >> And it was accumulated 14 years every 7. Oh, okay. 14 years. And it was on that. planet just filled with water, right? >> Yeah. Oh my god. >> [ __ ] That's how space time works. Cuz. if you knew. if you're like if somebody's looking at. Earth from 2,000 light-years away and. they look at Earth, they would see the. Roman Empire. Oh my god. >> Cuz 2,000 years ago. Holy [ __ ]. [laughter]. Isn't that Is that crazy? That's a big.

fact. Cuz that's how long. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, [laughter] because it takes like. 2,000 years for light to travel. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Cuz that's that's the speed of light, right? Like it would take a 2,000. light-years. >> Uh-huh. So, you wouldn't see Rome now. You would see it 2,000 years ago cuz. that's how long it took the light to get. to you. No, have you seen the the POV of. the guy in the Artemis and like what he. has to see when he's going down? No. >> Fam, it's all some people are like, "Yo, I could never go I could never do the.

space stuff." Not because of the. anti-gravity, just because through the. window, you're looking through a glass. of just fire. So, when you're going. down, you're just looking at yourself. like, "Damn, I'm going to die right. now?". >> [laughter]. >> OH, BUT BUT BACK to Amy Askew, also how she used to study, her most She. said her most proactive spot was in a. bar. Really? >> Yeah. A lot of scientists say that. >> I know. >> And then she said she said uh stopped. going to bars alone because 50-year-old. like creeps would go up to her and be.

like, "Oh, do you want one roofie or two. roofies in your drink?" Oh, that's. crazy. >> And then once she got drunk, everyone in. the bar would ask her, "What do you. study?" Oh, that's what's that on your. computer? But they only waited until she. was drunk. So she was followed, she was. listened to everywhere. >> Oh, [ __ ] That was Yeah. So now connect. Yeah. >> connected. Oh. >> Like they would literally go up to her. and be like, "Oh, you want to get. drugged right now because of what the. [ __ ] you're doing?". >> Isn't that so obvious though? We can't. No, they make it obvious because she she. hasn't stopped researching. Oh. You know. what I mean? Yeah, they're just [ __ ].

with her. They're messing with her head. Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> This guy's clean. This guy's clean. Bro, after what you told me last time. Yeah, I know I got to watch my mouth. >> Yeah, I know. But yeah, like I'm sure, bro, there's so many I feel now Mhm. it's they're scientists are going to. start hiding. Oh, you know what's even. crazier? I didn't tell you this. In. China, it's not even happening in the. US. There's scientists, 20 scientists in. China that are missing that are studying. the same things. Yo, what the [ __ ] WHAT. IS GOING ON, BRO? NO, AND AND A LOT OF. PEOPLE YO, YO, CHINA'S probably worse to.

do that. Look, look, look. So all of. these guys that went missing, a military. AI expert, a chemist, a data scientist, a SpaceXer, a drone expert, a. hypersonics expert. This is all about. space. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> So now now that I think this is what. what's going on, it's the the first one. to figure this out, that's why they're. trying to kill everyone. Oh. >> Because now it's a race because China. wants to win the war because if you get. this tech, >> remember what we were talking about? If. you get this tech, you win the war. >> Mhm. And who's going to who's going to. want this? A Korea, China, the US is.

also in this. >> What? Yo, theory right now? >> Yeah. What if this is all for time. travel? Oh, like the first one to get. time travel? Yeah. Yeah, what if it is. though? I low-key believe it cuz that. was real then. >> Cuz cuz once you do that, oh my god, cuz. once you do that, then you can stop everything else. >> Everything. Yo, wait. Or Oh my god. Theory on theory, ready? What if they already figured out time. travel? >> Yeah. And they're taking out all the. PEOPLE THAT COULD STOP THEM. WAIT, WHAT.

IF OR OR OR OR OR or or or they're. trying to go to the future, so then they. could establish their land and. everything, their society. >> That's true. But then the people come in. from from this time. Oh, and then take. them there. Yeah, it'll be ready for for. the future people when when they get to. that time. You know what I mean? Type. [ __ ] Yeah. Type [ __ ] Oh, my god. It is. [laughter] a race. But you have too much. hope in humanity. I do have too much hope. You have too much hope. I feel like. people are a little bit more like, you. know, selfish. Mhm. No, but at that. point only only the strong survive.

That's true, too. That's true, too. Cuz there was this movie long time ago. I think it's called Knowing. Knowing? No, I never. >> Weird ass movie. It had Nicholas Cage, and it was about the apocalypse. And. when the apocalypse came, everything in. Revelation played out. Like the angels. came, um they took two kids for to. restart like the Garden of Eden or. something some some something something. like that. But the really weird part was. they were picking people to start a new. world. Like these and these angels that. came down, like in Revelation, they were.

actually extraterrestrial. Oh, [ __ ]. >> In the movie. In the movie. Yeah. Which. is really really weird. >> It's called Knowing. >> Knowing? Knowing? Yeah. It was really. really interesting. Because you could. imagine like what if what if a lot of. what we hear about I mean, God forbid. like God forbid this is like blasphemy. I don't want to say like anything Yeah, this is theoretical. But you you know. the story of like the fallen angels and. obviously angels in general, what if you can consider those. extraterrestrial? Extraterrestrials?

Angels? >> But they're they're not the same ones. that are described that Amy described. them as though. Cuz no, fallen angels is. different. >> Well, we don't know. Oh, actually wait, no. You know what I'm saying here? The. fallen angel and sinner look like a. person. Or or they couldn't. Or they it. right? But um just just just run with me. real quick. Yeah, yeah. Like obviously. obviously I believe in heaven, you know? But what if heaven is also a place, not. just a frequency, but also almost a. realm that we can't necessarily get to, but.

extraterrestrials, people that can. change frequency, can. >> Never heard of that one before. I'm not. going to lie. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I get what. you're saying, but I've never heard of. that. So when Angel Gabriel I don't want. to This is obviously just theoretical. Like God God forbid. Sorry God if I'm. disrespectful. But like Angel Gabriel. came down and like did miracles or like. was talking to Mary or whoever, he was. like literally an alien. Yo fam, I've never I've never Yo, space. and religion in one? Oh, that's double. whammy. Double whammy. Now now this is.

what's crazy, right? David Wilcock. Yeah? A lot of his. theories a lot of his theories. they were tying religion to. extraterrestrials. >> because the the black Jesus guy. Oh my. gosh. Okay, now that's yeah, I get that. Obviously this is just temporal hot and. this is just theory, but Yo, it's kind. of So they're trying to get the same. frequencies to go up there and see Cuz. what do obviously we don't understand. the science or the physics behind.

spirit like the spiritual things in the. Bible. Yeah, yeah. You know? What if. there are answers like like straight up. answers only quantum scientists can. figure out? And they know like what it. is. But like Angel Gabriel came down and. like did miracles or like was talking to. Mary or whoever, he was like literally. an alien. Oh my god. Yo fam, I've never. I've never Yo, space and religion in. one? Oh, that's double whammy. Double. whammy. Now now this is what's crazy,

right? David Wilcock. Yeah? A lot of his theories. a lot of his theories they were tying. religion to extraterrestrials. Yeah. No, no, no. Chill chill chill. I'm not going to say. No, but you know what I'm saying? Cuz if. aliens are coming down right now. >> like that, bro. Hey, we need a reset. Stop. >> This guy wants a reset, bro. No reset. I. don't want it, but like kind of need. one. No reset. Do you know what reset. means? What? >> Restart. You're not here. That's.

[laughter] okay. Restart. >> If you had if you had time travel. though, what what would you use it for. first? If you had it. If you randomly. came across it. >> question. You know what I mean? I would. I would go see Jesus. Yeah, cuz these. government people are literally just. doing it for greed. You know that. Like. they're just going to rewrite whatever. they want. Civilization. Okay, we want a. this type of government, boom, boom, boom. We'll do that because we now know. we can change stuff. Isn't that kind of. But if you if you had a person, you know. what I mean? Just a regular person. living life. What would you use time. travel for? So it's only up to you? Only.

up to you. Okay, besides like going and. meeting God. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Besides that. >> Yeah, yeah. That's the fun. >> Which is not the fun for a lot of. people. They'll probably go straight to. like. >> Yeah, that's the fun. That's where it's. at. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, Mix. Mix is going to teleport. Like you know. like the Phineas and Ferb episode? They. went back and went to the dinosaurs. Dumb ass. >> [laughter]. >> No, what would you actually do? I'm. actually curious what you do. Wait, I. can go anywhere. Yeah, you can go. anywhere in time. >> Anywhere in time. You can go to the. future, too, but Yeah, future. I don't. know if you want to go to the future, but. >> [laughter]. >> Am I able to jump from timeline to.

timeline? Yes. Yes. Anywhere in time. I. would go to every important timeline in. history and just slowly just creep to. the next one, you know what I mean? Are. you going to change stuff or no? No, I'll just watch everything happen. Oh, you just. you just lock interesting. That's so. whack. [laughter] How's that whack? Because you have a superpower and you're. not using it, fam. No, but he has a. great point though. >> How am I changing back in the Roman. Empire? No, no, no, but he has a really. interesting point. Because once you have. time travel, Yeah. time doesn't matter. Mm, okay. So you could literally just do. everything forever. Mm.

>> Yeah, you see he gets it. No, he's. actually right though. What? No, Mix Mix is actually [laughter] onto. something. Mix doesn't even know what. he's talking about. Mick doesn't even. know he's right. >> NO, HE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? NO, you. know what I'm saying? You know what I'm. saying? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You literally have a. pause button. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Not even a pause button, you have a. rewind and fast forward. >> yeah. So, you could go anywhere, take [snorts] your time with everything. You could literally do anything you. want. >> Yeah, but if you change stuff, then it. would thing. Then you go back. Okay, so. you're telling me all You got what I'm. saying? You did Wait, all you can time.

travel on yourself. >> you can go you can time travel all the. way back to when you first went back. [laughter]. Okay, but what if you don't That has to. cause a ripple. That has to cause a. crazy ripple. >> sure. There's there's definitely like. some some [laughter] crazy [ __ ]. >> There's Mick in the dinosaur era that. [ __ ] it up, and then Mick coming back. to the dinosaur era I can fix it. to fix. the Mick problem. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know what. you're saying. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Back to the Future [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait, but if I'm like why would I. need to change something that happened. in the dinosaur era? Because you [ __ ]. it up the first time. >> like let's say. >> No, no, no. No, if [laughter] you went. there, if you went there. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Nothing is messed.

up, right? By far. So, what would like if I didn't change. any like why would I need to change. something? What would happen if I changed. something? You you would you would. change that timeline. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Would. would that affect something? Would that. affect it? Cuz like what I was saying, the butterfly effect, let's say um let's. say you stop Abraham Lincoln from dying. or something like that. Okay, that's. that's Yeah, obviously that's big. But. but you could you could do something. small. Let's say you're on your way to. see that, and you actually bumped into a. lady. But because you bumped into that. lady, the lady like went in front of. John Wilkes Booth, and then freaking.

like fell in love with him. You know, you would have changed everything. That's so tiny. And then if that. happened, some other kid was born. You. know what I'm saying? Like yo, you have. to bag everybody being born is down to. the millisecond. Even smaller than that. So, if if your father like made more. steps or less steps in that day, you. maybe you wouldn't have been born. Yeah, that's actually wild. Isn't that insane. though? Like that's actually how it. works though. That's actually how it. works. >> A a crazy answer, I asked my friend the. same exact question. He was like, "Oh, I.

would stop Kobe from going on that. helicopter.". >> [laughter]. >> Why why go so quiet, bro? I don't know. Why did he go so quiet? It was just an. answer. >> I think Wait, I think everybody's. thinking why. So, he wouldn't die. Yeah, fair. Fair. >> Yeah, yeah, but he was like he's a Kobe. fan. I don't know if that's a real Does. he follow you, though? Yeah. Makes sense, though. RIP Kobe, though. >> though? I would give I would. >> know, but like that out of every Yeah, yeah. I would give a I would give like. the first ever humans like when they're. when they're the rocks and the fire, I. would give them I would make them fire. in front of their face.

To speed that [ __ ] up. I'd [laughter]. give them my lighter, bro. I would give them a lighter and and. watch them go crazy. >> Yo. The fire started. So, the Flintstone. era would not even exist. We'd just. skip. what I'm thinking, though? That's. fire. Yo, you know what I'm [ __ ]. thinking, though? Like what if you go. back in time back in time to like. dinosaur era and it's not even dinosaurs. and it it looks like the future. >> [laughter]. >> Yo, yo, did you see the Yo, ISN'T THAT. NO, THAT'S A POSSIBILITY. THAT'S A. POSSIBILITY IF YOU GO BACK too far in. time. Yeah, because it could have been a. even more advanced civilization. Did you.

see the the [ __ ] could have been like. even crazier, bro. Did you see the. Netflix doc on the the dinosaurs? How. they said it was raining for 2 mil for 2. million years? Wait, what? >> What? It was raining for 2 million. years? I think I did hear that, though. You believe that? I mean, I don't know. I wasn't there. What they say in the. documentary, though? >> [laughter]. >> No, no, no, no. No, I'm only asking cuz. you're saying what if the. Oh my god, yeah. I would actually punch. you if you said that to me, fam. You Why. did you say it like that, too? >> No, no, because you just said something. I wasn't there. >> [laughter]. >> But I can see you. I don't know that. little narcissistic ASS DUDE.

OH MY GOD. HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM. SO, IN THE. PHILIPPINES, YO, so there's a. superstition where you don't point at. like stuff like because it might be like. a spirit. I tell Carlos OR HIS MOM. >> [laughter]. >> NO, HE'LL POINT AT SOMETHING. HIS MOM GOES, "CARLOS, DON'T POINT." He's like, "I'll. point wherever I want.". >> [laughter]. >> ARE YOU A HIS MOM HIS MOM TO YOUR MOM? NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I didn't say. anything disrespectful. I said it like. jokingly. Chill. You joke like that, too. Jokingly. Jokingly. Jokingly. Chill,

bro. >> [laughter]. >> My bad. I didn't see you. My bad. My. bad. I forgot, bro. No, no. It was rain- It was rain- It's. rain for two minutes. My bad, bro. >> [laughter]. >> I wasn't laughing. I was just saying. what I was saying. Yeah, you're crying. We continue. Continue. Uh what I say? It. was raining for like two minutes. No, but what did you say before? Like I was. trying to lead up to what you said, but. I forgot what you said. If you If you go. all the way back to like dinosaur era, It was raining. >> not even dinosaur era? >> Crazy. Okay, yeah. What I It didn't make. like I don't know why I said that. No, but you You get what I'm saying? I get. what you're saying. I get what you're.

saying. Cuz you know those theories how. we had advanced civilization even. before, and then nuclear warfare or some. [ __ ] happened and then destroyed it. >> if What if we're going down? Going back. in time. That That No, that's what we. are doing. It kind of yeah. >> Because look look at the weapons that. we're using in the war. It's all. nuclear. >> you to stone age. It would take yeah. It. would take you to stone age. And then. what happens in stone age? Reset. >> Literally what happens to the dinosaurs? Extinction. >> gosh. It's literally just replay. So you. think we started in the very future and. then just came all the way down? You. ever see the intro to or the first.

episode of Futurama? No. No. No. Okay, let me show you it real quick. >> Futurama hella though. I got to I got to. show you. Yeah. Yeah. It won't take. long. Okay. Okay. >> So in Futurama, the first episode where. Fry gets stuck in a in a hyperbolic. chamber, Yeah. Yeah. and then he's. pretty much stuck in there for years on. years on years. >> Mhm. I think thousands of years or. however long, but he sees the future. play out in the background. >> Okay. I'll show you. >> And he's just there chilling. Like Halo. You know when Halo when you first get. out of the the video is like I never.

played that. Oh, no. >> I I was an Xbox guy. Oh, no. You're an. Xbox guy? Yeah. That was my first one. Halo. Halo was the number one thing. Okay, here. Here. Watch this. Watch. this. It's like It's like two minutes. So look, he gets He goes into a. hyperbolic chamber Okay. room cuz he's. delivering a pizza. Mhm. Or pizza mod. mod theory? Mod theory that's Jeffy Epstein? Oh my god. That's a bad theory. And then look what happens. Let's skip a bit so we don't get. copyrighted.

So, he gets stuck. >> Okay, okay. >> He falls backwards and gets stuck in the. chamber Yeah. >> for 100,000 years or however long. Oh my. god, in the back. Look what happens in. the background. Okay, regular. Oh, where. did I see this? I think I saw a clip on. >> Future trauma, yeah. So, time goes by, time goes by, time goes by. >> it's flying. >> But look, aliens take over. It's. destroyed, draws back up, trees, medieval ages, aliens take over again. Oh my god. >> look what happens. It becomes like a. futuristic city. >> gosh. Yo, fam, that's the same you know.

in in the the three-body problem. Look, I'll show you a clip. Mhm. So, in the. VR, in the VR when the scientists are. looking at all the civilizations, look. at up top. Mhm. Same [ __ ] Yeah. >> Yo, it goes back and then like they have. to try and solve it. Yeah, bro, this has. been a common, not even a common, just. like a ongoing idea for a long ass time. >> Even in Assassin's Creed. >> Mhm. So, their whole lore in Assassin's. Creed was you're helping like this. ancient civilization long ass time ago.

and they were so advanced. >> Yeah. And they had like they pretty much. had what Amy Eskridge was talking about. >> Power that defied gravity and could. power everything, immense power that it. was all wiped away because of natural. disaster or something and there's only. remnants that are left over. So, the. remnants being almost could be the. pyramid. Holy. moly. >> You know if you knew how to use it or if. there was other pieces that were still.

there, it could be so valuable Yeah. and. charge or power so many different. things, but it's long gone. Mhm. You. know? It's literally like thousands on. thousands of years gone. >> Yeah. Yeah, because a lot of people. think that the pyramids are old ages, but remember like how did the how did. like they make the pyramids? With. advanced technology? Like people think. it's like old ancient stuff. No, fam. That Loki is the future. That's. theoretical. Yeah, it's theoretical. That Loki is the future, you know what I. mean? Who knows? Who knows? Yeah, how. does any How does anybody. >> Time travel, man. Starting something new.

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banners on Twitter? Yeah. His banner is. like a painting, but if you overlay the. the Trump picture when he got shot on. his first assassination, it lines up. perfectly. >> No way. >> show you. Yeah, that's why it's uh. they're like, "Oh, this is this guy a. time traveler? Is this guy a time. traveler?" Look at this. So, look, this is his banner. This is. his banner. Oh, yeah, we saw this. If. you line up if you line up Oh my god, that's crazy. >> Oh my god. This is in 2023. That's why. men are saying, "Fam, it's the same. exact person, Cole Allen." Damn, bro.

Yeah. How do we know that's not How do. we know that's not AI? What do you mean? There's a Twitter page. No, but the the. the picture. Oh, the picture? Oh, did. you reverse Google searches? >> I think the the picture Yeah. Like. >> [clears throat]. >> that thing It was taken from something. >> I think that's AI. This? >> Yeah, back when they were doing AI. artwork. >> Oh, okay, okay. But it could be from the. pic I don't know. >> Yeah, yeah. And no one knows when or. where this Twitter account was made from. because it says via web, no location. So, that's only if you have like like. Twitter plugs that can that can give.

that to you. They're pretty smart. >> Yes. Yo, okay, what if what if. he has time travel? No, but that's why. that's the theory. What if what if, you. know, the the president of the United. States has time travel and it's not. necessarily a war to get there? It's they're trying to get it, too. Wait, what do you mean? >> Like the other the other people are like. the other countries are trying to get. time travel, too. >> Oh, yeah, yeah. That's literally what I. said like 5 10 minutes ago. Oh, my bad. >> Yeah, with China and Russia? With China. and yeah, yeah. With China and the US.

Mhm. Like they're all every everybody's. trying to get time travel. >> Yeah, yeah. Because you win. It's it's a. it's yeah, it's like a playing field. that's not even. Yeah, yeah. So, imagine. like the space war that's going on, but. imagine like maybe there also is like. you know like the ocean war? Like the. like what's deep down cuz no one knows. You know what I mean? So, what's down. there while while it's like there's. there's space. >> What do you think is scarier, going deep. down or in space? Oh, ocean for sure. I. hate ocean. Bro, you know how I always. say Marvel is so weird cuz they're. always predicting predicting [ __ ].

>> Yeah, why they predicting thing? Yeah, fam. You know the next you know Marvel's. doomsday? What? Um. I know you didn't watch Loki, but Loki. had all to do with time travel and and. like alternate dimensions and he's the. master of time. Bro, this is like so weird that it lines. up during the times where things would. come out. >> Mhm. Like No, they do that though. >> the theory of shapeshifter aliens, they. were doing a show and then that was. really big. >> What's the uh pill one? Huh? The pill.

one that came out was it also about. aliens? >> Oh, um what's it called? But there's so. much alien media. >> I forgot what it was called. I I forget. But it's it's a lot of alien and it's. not Nope though. It's a lot of alien. media coming up right now though. >> Nope. Sorry, it's called Nope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, that was about aliens too. Was it a movie? Yes. Yeah, it's about. aliens. >> is just in our face. I'm telling you, they play with us. >> Yeah. And I I see Oh, my fault. No, go. ahead. Uh like even with music, do you. know um MTV, like the biggest music. plug? Do you know there where their. studio is? Where?

>> It's it's built on a Masonic temple. Oh, [ __ ]. >> So, MTV, Masonic TV. Damn, really? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Oh, MTV means. Masonic. YEAH, YEAH. >> NO WAY! >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BECAUSE YO, when you. were when you were a kid, what were you. listening to? Like you all your music. stuff came from MTV. What the [ __ ]. Yeah. That's crazy. >> movies movies music. >> M stand for MTV music? >> know. They say music TV, but. >> entertainment. >> Fam, it's built on Oh, but. MTV. Oh. [ __ ] [ __ ].

What does MTV stand for? I guess music. I guess music. But come on it's built. it's literally built on a Masonic they. bought the Masonic Temple to do. programming in. Wow that's Yeah there. was an interview I seen it. It was mod. Wait that's a really crazy. No cuz even. Jimmy Kimmel's studio is is a Masonic. Temple too. >> Yes yes. It's all in that heart that. heart of thing. It's weird LA has a lot. of those. Did you see those people doing. the Scientology runs? Yeah yeah the the. kids Wait what? So you know how Scientology is like the.

biggest like like scam like. >> Yeah. So there's a bunch of kids that. are doing runs. They're trying to run as. far as they can into the building. WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT. SO THERE WAS A. video it got so popular. I think it was. 40 kids at once. The science people are. trying to stop all of them. They're. they're getting in they did but they're. getting into like the rooms and they're. showing people like what's in there. >> Bro at at one point they got to the exit. and then they try to turn back. Like all. of the what do they call teachers or. some [ __ ] Yeah like the the staff. They. all came and just they crowded them and.

Yeah yeah. I've seen one video where. they're all locking arms. Yes yes that. was one too. And they all ran. and they zoomed in on like one of the. guys he straight up looked like an alien. too. >> [laughter]. >> Damn [ __ ] I'm telling you Scientology. man this [ __ ] is [ __ ] man. They tried to FBI director? Who who. let me see. Patel? No it's a former one. Oh really? Oh [ __ ] what happened with him? Former. FBI director James James Comey. What. happened with him? Has been charged over. an Instagram post prosecutors alleged.

threatened Donald Trump's life. What. what did he say? They said. they said the case centers on a photo of. seashells arranged as 86 Oh yeah. Which some people say it's slang for get. rid of 47. I talked this I talked about. this. Yeah yeah yeah. Slang for get rid. of 47. So he got he got in trouble. right? No they said he surrendered to. law enforcement this morning. Oh so he. got arrested? Yeah he finally got. arrested. But the knife with the knife. any intent? To promote violence. Yeah. >> I see. But obviously it's like.

an [clears throat] innuendo or whatever. you want to call it. Subliminal. Subliminal. I guess you could call it. Cuz 86 means to like take out. >> Yeah. 86 for and then 47 and 47 is 47. president. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> It's six. That's crazy, bro. >> 86 means what? It's like to take out. To. like get rid of. >> like Morse code? No. I It's like code. It's I think maybe radio talk. Mhm. Oh. I think it's a radio talk, maybe. Uh. what? You know I Hello Kitty is a code? Cuz I was researching more on David. You. know Hello Kitty is a code for for PDFs?

Oh, really? >> Yes. Because yo, I don't know if you. guys seen this, but there was this. TikToker and a a psychic that uh accused. Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco in the. case of David. >> Yes. This is like alleged, obviously. This is not my theory. >> Yeah. But they said because Selena. Gomez, she needed a new kidney, right? >> Yeah. So they were like, "Okay, we need. a new one." David is close with Benny. Blanco. And then uh I think like they. they work together. So so that so. Celeste was the the kidney for.

>> No. That's a crazy theory. >> And. it got so popular that in all of Selena. Gomez TikTok posts, it goes uh. RIP Celeste like uh give her a kidney. back or something like that. Or like. you're the reason why yo, they're. flooding her her comments because of. this psychic. Yes. >> it Selena Gomez get her kidney from. somebody else already? Years. >> I thought she got it from her. But it. was 10 years ago, but you know like. kidneys can fail. Kidneys can go bad. So. she needed another one. Oh my god. That's kind of crazy.

>> And the psychic in the interview was. crazy. He's like, "Oh yeah, I see. Selena." I'm like, "What?" I don't. believe it uh personally. But what made. it worse was Benny Blanco was on Kai. Cenat's stream. Mhm. And he brought a. bunch of Hello Kitty luggages. Mhm. And. David in his last performance, he was. wearing a Hello Kitty uh thing. And who. loved Hello Kitty? Celeste. So it's like. they're trying like TikTok conspiracies. are just all trying to trying to put it. together. Because it does like the way. it is, Benny Blanco does work with. David. Selena Gomez is really close with.

Benny Blanco. That's what that's how. they're trying to like thing. This is. alleged. This is not my theory. That's. interesting. The fact that it that. people are like really believing it is. is crazy too though. Somebody just said in one person round. Yeah, yeah, 100% There's always. something with Selena Gomez I know. Something weird, right? >> I know. Yes. Do you think because I hear a lot actors. that play a character for too long. start to follow trends of who they.

played. So for example like um certain. people for example Elvis and Austin. Butler. His voice ended up changing to. sound like Elvis. He didn't really sound. like how he sounds now. And it changed forever. Selena Gomez played a witch. So she's a. witch. She's a witch. You're right. >> what I'm saying though? Obviously it's. it's one of those things. That's why I'm. like I always say to myself if I was. ever an actor, like. playing for example playing like a guy. in a wheelchair.

I feel like that [ __ ] would catch up to. you later on in life. >> That's what I'm saying, right? It almost. like not necessarily manifest but kind. of shapes your identity. for too long cuz if it's that long. Yeah, I feel like you'll just end up in. a wheelchair later on in life somehow. Yeah, God forbid. That's why you didn't. like acting because it got so serious, right? Yeah, that's why I didn't like. it. To act that you had you had to. actually be sad. You had to be. depressed. Holy [ __ ] That and that's. how it goes. I had to play it like a And you got a. heart No, no, not a thing but I had to. take you to the ER. Oh.

I guess. But that was for something. else. That was for something else. Holy [ __ ] Okay, there's something I do. want to talk about before I forget. Um. there was a quote a man said. >> Yeah. And his quote, now, this was way. in the past. This is from 2016, was. considered a meme at the time. Okay. But. today in 2026, it almost feels really. eerie. So, he said, "Why do time. travelers keep trying to kill me? I'm. just a realtor." Guess who said this?

"I'm just a realtor." I don't know. >> Why do you Donald Trump in 1980? He said, "Why do you So, this meme this. meme was made in 2016. Oh, no. But it. said, "Why do time travelers keep trying. to kill me? I'm just a realtor." Donald. Trump said this. He said that in 1990. >> 1980. 1980. >> Oh, he's a hundred. Yo, wait, then why. are they still fighting for if Donald. Trump already knows about it? >> I think I think. >> saying like time travelers are trying to. kill him. >> Yeah. >> Wait, time travelers are trying to kill. him from now? But he said that Oh, 80.

80. In 1980. Okay. You get what I'm. saying? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that in 1980. >> now. Yeah, yeah, I get it now. But he. didn't know he was going to be. president. >> Yeah. And now people are trying to kill. him. But but he's surviving all these. attacks. Yeah. >> So, it's he it's like they he knows. what's coming next. >> Yeah, what if what if what if he he's. just going to the future and then coming. back quickly? Oh, I already know what's. going to happen. Let me do this. Let me. stand here so the bullet grazes my ear. Low-key. If I stand. >> if he played it out? What if he played. it out? What if you have the tech? Cuz. Did you see where he said he he he knows. he's going to hell? Yeah, I saw that.

Oh, crazy. Yeah. Yeah, he said he did. too many things that he probably is not. going to go to heaven. Oh my god. >> just going out He's what? 90 years old, bro. He's just going to go out. >> Is he No, he's young. He's younger than. I. Okay, 80? Yeah. >> Is he 80? I don't know, but I'm actually. curious how old I I I think he just. wants to go out. But I yo, I know he has. time travel and he's been doing this cuz. what who controls the the stock market? Whenever Donald Trump tweets, all the. market people follow him. And they make. automatic money. Yeah, so he's he's. pretty Yeah, I heard You heard that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like whatever he.

tweets out because yo, fam, you only. know that if you know the future and how. it's going to go. Yo, I heard um when. Joe Biden went into office, all the gun. the the market for guns went down. And. then as soon as Donald Trump went in, everything started to go up. And everyone bought into it. Holy [ __ ]. But I think the reason for that is. because people thought there's going to. be a civil war. Yo, this is American by the way. We're. Canadian by the way. >> Yeah, we're Canadian. We're Canadian by. the way. >> We're Canadian. But that was that was. why A24 made the film Civil War. >> gosh. And then you know what that was.

about? It was about like. >> The same [ __ ] happening? Pretty much. states being divided. Oh my god. Certain states going to war against each. other. because of the current their current. president that they wanted to, you know, >> Word. You know who's laying low right. now, too? Everyone in CERN. Oh, really? >> We haven't even We haven't even heard. >> [ __ ] from CERN in like. >> about CERN. And you know why? Because. they're the ones with the portals. What's CERN? CERN is like What do you. call this? It's in Geneva, Switzerland. It's pretty much. It's pretty [clears throat] much a. laboratory or almost like NASA, but they.

specialize in dark matter in one thing. And [laughter]. And portals and [ __ ] Portals and [ __ ]. >> Wait, what did you say? Everybody's. what? Everyone's laying low because yo, they used to be like the talk of the. town, but now since these scientists. have gone missing, I don't think they. want to. They they don't want to mention nothing. about what they're doing. Yeah, I always. wanted to explore it. I told you, remember? I always wanted to go. But. what if you don't actually come back. from that [ __ ] That's [ __ ] Have people. explored it? No, like I cuz I seen. people. There's There's videos online Yeah. where people like camp out and see in. front of CERN. And you can see them do.

rituals in front of the CERN. >> costumes. It's so weird. They're in like. uh goat costumes like this. They're just. goat costumes. It's like straight up. satanic [ __ ]. Look at this. CERN ritual caught. Yo, is. Switzerland a Nordic country? Look at. that. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Should we go? Mick, you want to. come with us? Is that a wild? Low-key we should go. Yo, throw a ROCK. AND RUN. >> [laughter]. >> IT'S actually wild. Al- Al- Also, their. logo is literally 666. Look at that. >> [laughter].

>> Can't get more obvious than that. Wait, what's the logo? 666 bro. You see. all the sixes? BRO IT'S ALL. >> [laughter]. >> STUPID. ISN'T THAT WILD? WHAT THE FREAK? [laughter]. Is that a kid? No. Isn't that bohemian. girl? Wait was that a kid? Mod mod mod. Bro I'm I'll be sorry I'm not touching. anything. What do you think they're going to do. when they catch you? They're not going. to What are you going to do? They're. just going to send you to the exit. Fam. they they catch you and then they send.

you to the. I don't know about Jeff. >> [laughter]. >> you end up and then you go in the tunnel. the secret tunnel he has that leads to. the ocean and then you go away. Yeah. No. dog this ain't SpongeBob bro. SpongeBob is funny though bro. I've been. watching some clips. Did you. the Canadian Jeffrey Epstein the Peter. the Peter. >> [laughter]. >> What the same Peter Peter Nygard? Yeah. yeah yeah. Did you see the interviews. with him? He he was around a bunch of. females at a table and then he was with. his friend who's also a millionaire. Oh. my god. Lock him. What I say? WHAT ARE YOU. LAUGHING AT? SORRY SORRY GO AHEAD. WHAT.

I SAY? No go ahead go ahead. But but. they were talking about abortion and. he's like oh I'll bid you $500 for that. because that's so valuable cuz that's. another person's life I can or you were. talking about Yeah he's like I bought. umbilical cords I bought this I bought. this. And they were openly talking about. it around these females and they were. like the females like no um I'm going to. keep this to myself. Like they were. actually just shocked about the. umbilical cords and about like the blood. and stuff like that. Yo I know it's. actually a weird thing Yeah. People buy. placentas. Yeah that too. They were like.

I bought that for $6,000 last week. Yeah. people buy placentas because. apparently it has like a so much. nutrition. So the placenta is like that. big sack inside a pregnant woman that. the umbilical cord is attached to. So. when the baby comes out have you ever. heard of a a lotus baby? Oh I have but. what is that? So when the baby. No no no when the baby's born. they keep the placenta attached and then. they take care of the placenta, too, because it gives it like uh gives the.

baby nutrients, yeah. So, the. the placenta itself is so it's so dense. of nutrients and like stem cells, obviously. And there's certain people they kept the. placenta because it had stem cells for. their kid in the future, just in case. they needed it. And it turned out really well, like if. they needed for a medical purposes later. on. But obviously you can understand. there's really rich people trying to. live forever. Trying to live for No, the. placenta is not a live it's it's pretty. much like the nutrition pack. I don't.

know how to explain it better than that, but it's like literally like the. nutrition the baby gets. from the mother at the time. Yeah, but that's before Talk in the mic. That's before they're they're they come. out, right? Obviously. No, it comes out. with it. It comes out with it. And then. they cut it off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And. then people buy the cut off piece. Carlos would do. what do you call it? He would make his. wife do a A DOLPHIN BIRTH. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, WHAT IS dolphin birth? In the. water? Yeah. Isn't that That's. healthier, no?

Yeah, cuz like dolphins can like lowkey. like they know if your child's going to. be like thing and they can give it Yo, can anyone in the comments, if you were. a dolphin birth, can you please like. give us a whole video You know, if you. take a video. explaining your dolphin birth and send. it to our Gmail, we'll actually watch it. and on the podcast. [laughter]. I'm actually really interested. Yo, imagine you like Carlos takes shrooms. and he's just watching the the birth. come out and then the dolphin's talking. The dolphin's talking out of me. >> [laughter].

>> And then a a a llama comes out the water. and starts. the [ __ ] It's like stroking his [ __ ]. bro. Yo. >> [laughter]. >> Talking about. And he's getting a tattoo. Talking about, bro. Oh my god. When that. happen, you're going to have a like a. magical birth time. Something's going to. happen. >> [laughter]. >> This guy's like me to give birth to the. Messiah, man. Like, what are you talking. about, bro? >> You just see elephants and [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Yo, I heard I heard when um.

I heard when uh North West was born, Kanye played Bohemian Rhapsody. [laughter]. So, you can imagine. Was born. This is the real life. >> [laughter]. >> I'm playing the Champions League theme. song. You're playing what? The Champions. League theme song. What the [ __ ]. What song? >> Tom has baby. The Champions League theme. song. >> [laughter]. >> Tom has baby. Soon as I see his head pop. up. >> Tom has baby coming out. >> I see that head pop up. I'm standing up. Are you like still lining up at the. beginning of the game? Oi, oi, oi.

>> I'm welcoming that [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Did you see Did we talk about the guy. who came up to Carl No, not Carlos. Kanye at his. his signing and he was like, Yo. Yo, LISTEN TO THIS. >> THIS. >> [laughter]. >> ON the kid, THE KID. YEAH, NO, NO, IT. WAS A GUY WHO WAS LIKE, "YO, listen to. this. I'm going to be the BIGGEST. ARTIST.". >> ME. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND THEN THE. BODYGUARDS were telling him, "Oh, uh you. have to get in line." He's like, "First. of all, you work for him that will also. work for me soon." That's confidence, fam. That's confidence. >> and like Carl Carl is like, "Damn, this. guy really believes in himself." And.

what I learned, too, this is crazy. I. didn't know this, but Kobe Bryant, there's like a there's like a hack if. you like are down on your like you're. very depressed and you want to switch. your life around, uh when Kobe was. losing his identity and all his brand. deals, the day after he he decided to. become a like a alter ego. Yeah, the. Black Mamba. Black Mamba, yeah. And the. day he changed his his like identity and. like that was him, he scored 62 points. that game. But before that, he was not. scoring nothing. Like he was like he was. just a regular person. Do you know when.

he came up with Black Mamba or no? >> Oh, I don't know. I don't know. >> know. But it was not in his early career. though because he wasn't doing as good. I just want to know the year because I. have a theory he got it from Kill Bill. Kill Bill? Kill Bill, like her code. name. >> Yeah. Um the bride Yeah, the the bride. her code name was the Black Mamba. And. obviously the colors were. black and yellow. just like that shoe that he came out. with and also the logo if you look at. the Kill Bill sword. Yeah, it's the same.

[ __ ] I'll show you. When did Kobe. become Black Mamba? Look, if you look at. it. the Kill Bill sword, what does this logo. look like? >> 2003? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Kill Bill came out. 2000 2000 Maybe 2003. Oh, wait is that. the that's That's the logo. Exactly. Yeah, so that's from Tarantino's movie. Oh, yeah look while watching the movie. he heard about the Black Mamba snake and. chose it because it's fast, deadly, and. precise. >> There you go. See, I was on to this. [ __ ]. You didn't know that, right? I just.

figured out right now. But I had but I. had my theory. I had my theory. I'm. pretty sure that was why. Like I thought. that was why. I didn't hear about it. till now like actually that But that but. that changed my mindset like yo, I can. just become my alter ego and then if. whatever I want in this life I can. manifest that into that because now I'm. I'm thinking of whatever I am now. You. know I mean I'm I'm no longer Gavin. Roda. You know you know the guy in in. Polo Ralph Lauren? The guy's not even. named Ralph Lauren. He just changed his. name to be that fashion designer. You know what I mean? It's crazy. Just. pick a really cool like name and stick.

with it. >> yeah. Don't pick something lame. >> Yeah, yeah that's why naming your kid is. so important. What's Bruno Mars' real. name again? No, real [ __ ] if you come. out as Zeus I'm not going to give my. last name. Just give him a random name. >> [laughter]. >> A random name, bro. You don't have to. have my name. Bruno Mars' real name is. Peter Gene Hernandez. >> Yeah, but he probably changed it. Bruno Mars Peter G. Hernandez? Gene. Yeah, Peter I would not want to put on. Peter G. Hernandez. Where did you get. Bruno Mars from? He made it up. Yeah, cuz he wanted to. >> Oh, so he adopted the stage name Bruno. from a childhood nickname based on a. wrestler.

And then added the Mars at age 17. Oh, that's fire. Mars is tough. Mars is. tough. Mars Bruno Mars. Venus No, no, I'm not going to say What was your. nicknames growing up as a kid like your. family nicknames? Did you have one? Besides Gav? They just called me Mickey. >> Gabino. Really? >> Yeah, because whenever my mom was mad, "Gabino!" She would call me like that. Okay, so that would be your stage name, Gabino. What was yours? >> Oh, I'm trying to remember. What was yours? Wait, I'm going Well, I. had two. My mom's side, they called me. um Caillou. Caillou? Yeah. And then and.

then on my on my dad's side, they called. me Cass. Oh, yeah, I've heard that. >> I told you before, right? Cass. That's. why your all your gamers gamer tag was. that. Yeah. Caillou's or Caillou's? Yeah, Cass. Caillou's. Cass. Yeah. I. don't remember the But it's like k a w. u. >> dad still call you that? Yeah, sometimes. sometimes. Yeah. I I heard that. I don't. remember the one, but what the other. nickname was just Mickey. Mickey. Tough. I mean, that's a tough name. Yeah. >> Yeah, that was Gabino's low-key tough. I'm not going to lie. Gabino? Like. Childish Gambino. Childish Gambino. The.

Gabino family? The Gabino family. You know what you. know the Gabino That's the mafia. He. doesn't know what I'm talking about. >> Wait, what what what? No, it's like a. mafia. Oh, that ass? >> Yeah. Don't talk about it. >> [laughter]. >> What the hell? >> real, yo. Yo, yo, do you know there's. Canadian mafias, too? Yeah, there's a. lot. >> Mickey, yeah, he knows about that [ __ ]. >> No, I it's just from the videos I've. seen from I told you Trav Little Ross? Yeah, no, 6ix Tales. Some he makes. videos based in Toronto, like crime. videos. Damn. He's talked about a couple. of mafia videos. Yeah, it's so crazy.

There's a whole world that we don't. really know this. And there's really. really popular You you you could be so. inspired as like somebody in that I. guess realm. >> Yeah. And you wouldn't Nobody would. really know. Yeah. And it's it's more. also when we when we travel, like you. know some corrupted [ __ ] is going down. around you, but you don't know. Like. there's obviously certain people that. you don't talk to, you know what I mean? That's why in Japan, like oh, like I'm. I'm glad I don't have tattoos because a. lot of places you get banned because.

they think you're a gang member. Mhm. You know what I mean? Like the private. onsens, I had to book like a private. onsen. So this is like a spa, And they. said in one of the the checklist, they're like, "Do you have any tattoos? Even small ones." Like there's a certain. amount like of of a size that you can't. go in with. Yeah. So, what is the. problem with tattoos in Japan? It's tied. a lot to the Yakuza. >> Yeah. >> So, okay, yeah. Especially with tats. like this. >> Oh [laughter] my god, don't Yeah, they. would. That's why he He wanted to He. wanted to meet me in Japan. [ __ ] that. Don't even come near me. Wait, so as.

long as you're I can go. I just have to. cover it. >> I know, I know. But that would actually. get You would actually get like talked. to with that tattoo. Nah. And look what. he's wearing right now. He's literally. don't. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, I'm from Detroit. Dude, I'm from Detroit. Nah. Cuz that, yes. A dragon? The the only problem. though, which is kind of true, is like. there's a lot of Filipino gangsters that. travel Asia. >> Yeah. And um I just don't want to get. involved in that. Like. >> It's better safe than people thinking. I'm part of like certain gangs. Yeah, yeah. Better safe than sorry.

>> man. I'm a though. Stop. I'm a alien. We. are We are exactly the same. alien No. I. might be an alien. No. [laughter] That's. why all the mans that have gone through. gay program are aliens. >> my eyes. Look at my eyes. They're going. to shift right now. Stop. Oh, you know. Rae Sremmurd. What do you call him? Rae Sremmurd IS AN. ALIEN? NO, NO, YEAH. DID YOU SEE THAT? RAE SREMMURD? NO, NO, YEAH. WAIT, like like what's his. name? >> the main um Who's the main guy? Uh. >> Swae Lee Swae Lee? Swae Lee is an alien? >> Oh. You know, somebody in the comments. said Gavin looks like a Asian Swae Lee.

Hell no. Kind of do so. All right, he. kind of does look like a Asian Swae Lee. >> You look like you look No, you look like. >> Swae Lee? No. He looks like a Rae Who's. the other Rae Sremmurd? >> Rae Sremmurd is So, Swae Lee. So, yo, listen, listen. Swae Lee at. Coachella He went into a light and his. face changed. Obviously, it's like. lighting problems, >> [laughter]. >> but everyone started going on this like, "Oh, that's why Jimmy. uh Rae Sremmurd like there used to be. two of them. That's why he stayed away. from thing because he's the one that got. popular and and Jimmy is the one that. Yeah. So, look when he goes into the.

light. They'll slow it down for you. Woah. >> Yeah, yeah, you guys are laughing. Look. at that [ __ ] man. That [ __ ] is not. normal, gang. >> like King Balduin without the mask. >> Yes. It looks It just looks like he's. dried reptilian, you know what I mean? >> that movie? >> That's crazy. Yeah, you I put you on, right? Did you watch it? Put you on. Did we watch it together? I'm like, do we? I don't know. You guys. watch Vikings? No, we going to watch it. We didn't finish it. Oh, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> That was a good movie, though. No. tattoo. Just the balls.

Just the rocket, please. Not even the. balls. Tony. Oh my god. Why would you tell us that? Well, yeah, why would you tell us that? You should. have You should have took that to the. [laughter] grave. Mosh pit. >> I'm going to tell your wife I'm Yo, wait, when you get a wife, I'm going to. be like, you know old lady touches you. Stop this. Stop. She's like, what the [ __ ] man? Holy. [ __ ] Makes me feel weird when you like. deep it, bro. Bro, it's a joke. It's. culture, fam. It's culture. It's okay. It's culture. You do those things, fam. I wouldn't do them, but like some of.

Bucket list of your bucket list moment. Bucket list. That's a bucket list. moment. Yeah. Oh my god. >> [laughter]. >> That's a good bucket list. What else you. got on bucket list? What else you got on. bucket list? Transylvania What's on your guys'. actually? >> Oh, go to Transylvania and get a hickey. with by a vampire. This guy is freaking out, [ __ ] No, no, no. How about you? What's What's on your. guys'? On my bucket list? I want to get like a little van. >> [snorts]. >> Make it like a little apartment in. there. Just drive around. Like tiny travel vans. Yeah, yeah. Like live a van life. But like I I I. still want like a home base, you know,

that I can come to. I knew a girl that. did that [ __ ] on YouTube. She Her name. is like Natalie, I think. But she um she. literally traveled across America in a. van. And then she like made videos and. it's like really really cool. Seems. really fun. There's some guy walking. from Philly to California, I think. >> Yeah, walking is crazy. Walking is. crazy. Yeah, and then And then on camera. he was streaming it, the cars was. slowing down behind him. Full force. Hit. him? Yeah, hit him. >> Oh my god. But he's raising taking is. crazy. He's raising awareness for like a. good cause and then he yo this this car.

crash he came at him so fast but he. survived it and he was good. Why why did. he do that? That's literally cuz God was. like no you're doing this for a good. cause I'm going to help you out. >> Wow. That guy that guy's intrusive. thought won that day. No he was. literally falling. No he might have just. didn't see him though. >> it was slow random time Damn. >> full force. >> That's messed up. >> His whole cart his whole inventory was. on the ground. It was mod. This guy I. was going to say it's like Minecraft. [snorts] but Yeah yeah it's a mod. >> That's crazy bro. >> [laughter]. >> What?

Why are you breathing heavy? No you don't I heard him laugh. I heard. him [laughter] laugh. Yeah you didn't laugh bro. You didn't. make the face bro but I heard him laugh. >> [laughter]. >> No no no you know in in the speed Tik. Tok memes he's like like you know the. like the. like all those memes like it's so funny. fam. Yo this guy bro. My bucket list. moment was skydiving for sure. I would. never do that [ __ ] I don't think I want. to do that to [laughter] be honest. It was a skydiving in Siquijor and it. just looked like the most ghetto [ __ ]. ever. Yo but you would do that [ __ ] on the.

cart my [ __ ] What? >> Oh yeah this one? Yo you have to get. back to the whip like. >> [laughter]. >> That's the only way to leave the island. That's how you get to the car? Yeah I'm. I'm staying here bro I'm not going to go. back on that [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> No you can do a hike I think it's like a. two hour hike or something. >> Okay I'm taking that cart. Take the. trams. I'm out of here man like couple. seconds. It's not that It did you look. down? It is scary though it is scary. >> Yeah yeah. No I thought it was once you. get to the middle of it you're just. [laughter] off. Is it the very bottom? No no I talked to. But like the well what you sent to me in. the Philippines I actually like I. thought I think about it a lot. >> What? >> When you're like okay cuz I was scared.

to go ghost hunting but he's like oh. okay we get possessed and what? Again. then I was like okay you die and what? I. was like okay wow this is mod. He's like. he's like you think God wants me to go. out and buy a ghost? >> [laughter]. >> You get possessed and what? WHAT DO YOU. MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT BRO? BUT YOU. YOU WERE JUST TALKING LIKE okay and. what? Yo you're just letting a demon. you're just telling a demon okay come. possess me so what? >> No, that's not what I said, but. >> no, no. He didn't say like that. No, he's like he's like, "Do you think God. will want me to go out by by a ghost?". He's like, "I think we have a bigger. purpose." I'm like, "Wow." We do still.

>> Yeah, I I dead ass believe that. You. should believe that about your life. And. like, never never take your life. un-serious, you know? I mean, you could. But what do you do to your life? I'm not. going to It's not going to fall. That's. what you're thinking? Yeah, fam. Like. Like ev- every day. this is [clears throat] some of the. realest [ __ ] I'll say. Every day I walk. into the room as if God himself sent me. there. Mhm. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm. supposed to be here Mhm. for some. reason. I don't know why. Yeah. But I'm. not going to walk in with my head down. and like as if I'm not somebody to be.

Yeah, that's real confidence, you know? >> That's That's the good the confidence. got you still. Cuz why would he want. that for you? Also, why would Also, why. would you want that for yourself? Also. about you I think Like you could say. God, but it's also about you, too. No, but it's it's my faith in that I think. he loves me that much that I need to do. something good. Or at least something. more important than Yeah. Because I. understand. I don't know. May-. People can take it a different way. Some. people call it overconfidence, delusion. Yeah. >> I just call it faith. Yeah. No, that's.

just what you believe in. Yeah. People. believe in different [ __ ] Yeah, some. people You can have faith in everything. You can have faith in a lot of different. things. Some people have faith in their. car. Real [ __ ]. >> what I'm saying? Some people have faith. in. >> Yeah. their clothes or how they look. instead. Mhm. And then I I just have. faith in God. Yeah, yeah. That's real. real confidence, though. Cuz if you have. faith in like clothes and stuff like. that, yeah, one day all when you don't. have the clothes, you know what I mean? What do you How are you going to get. confidence? I mean, God's always there. That's true. >> Yeah. Ins- Inspirational still. You know.

what a guy said um when a blind. the the moment a blind person finally. sees, he lets go of the stick that he. always relied on. So, so the moral of. the story is once you get motion, leave. all your day ones. Yo, keep that stick, bro. You get it? Yeah, yeah, it. I get it. I get. [laughter] it. I reposted that so quick. No, remember when you said you're going. to sue somebody if they hit you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter]. What. What are you talking about?

What What did you say? No, no, there had. this context behind it. So, we're. talking about like like if you have. amazing lawyer power, you can low-key. win a lot of stuff. And like if you have. time, especially. So, since I'm I'm I'm. doing the I'm doing the podcast, I have. a lot of time. There was a guy that. literally followed me who was trying to. follow me on purpose. And I trolled him. like I was going on the highway because. I had time. And time is the most. precious like thing in the world. So, if. anyone hits me like at the club or like. they touch me at the club, I'm going to. have time to go get lawyers and sue them.

for everything they have. You know what. I mean? Because it's like you have I. have time. You know what I mean? If I didn't have. time, I didn't Huh? How? The [ __ ] just. does this. No, no, no, it has to. actually like hurt me. If someone hurts. me, oh, I'm literally not going to punch. them. It's not worth my time. Get your. lawyers ready. >> [laughter]. >> No, I get. I get what you're saying, though. No, that's facts. >> I get what you're saying. If you have. time and money, that's blessed, like. >> No, that's just Wait, that's just petty, though. No, I'M A PETTY PERSON. HOW ARE. YOU GOING to hit me? How are you going. to hit bro. Yeah, yeah, please. >> What he said that last time is not worth. you holding it. Yeah, I know. Yeah,

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