CURSED PALLBEARING RITUAL, RATATOUILLE THEORY & ADDAMS FAMILY SUPERHUMAN THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.54
Welcome back everybody to another. episode of Jumpers Jump. Bro, my. excited, bro. Why? You can't do that [ __ ] man. Why? It sounds so perfect. I love saying it. cuz it sounds so clean. It sounds so. clean. I feel like if I'm on radio, it'll be like it'll be like perfect. No, the real ones know the stereo one. What was it? It's like welcome back to. you guys on stereo. Uh leave down your questions below.
Oh yeah, YEAH, YEAH. I killed that. I killed that [ __ ] I had. it down to like a It was like a script, but it wasn't a script, bro. And then after when you finally. perfected it, our contact got cut. I know. That sucks. And we were actually having. fun with it. Bro, right when right when. we got fun, that was when like. I feel like that's a sign. I feel like. it's a sign, bro. A sign for what? Like I don't know. Like. yo, you you you you better you better. find find a way to make [ __ ] fun first. before it gets boring. You get me? Yeah, that's true. Like this? Like any No,
anything. Anything in life. Cuz look, if. if you start something and it feels like. work, eventually it's going to get. worse. So it has to be like amazing at. the jump. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Cuz that's why people follow their. passions cuz they even though they're. not making a lot of money. Mhm. [ __ ] they're they're doing what. they love, right? And they're happy at. the end of the day. Yeah, cuz [ __ ] this is episode episode. what? 53? 54? 54. episode 54. So this is 1 year. anniversary of Jumpers Jump. I know.
So we got new sound effects here. Okay. I got a special one for the end. Okay, okay. Don't don't press this one till. the end. Yeah, that's going to be my every time I. do that. I still have the sickle mode. here, but we're not going to press it. That's season 1. That's season 2. That's. later. I don't know, bro. I don't know. if we should press that one. strictly season 2. They change this one, too. Oh no, that's gunshot. This is. Ooh, yeah, this these two are the theory. ones. These two are the theory ones. Okay, I Look at that. Well, okay. From. from looking back on like first episode. first couple episodes, what's some of.
your favorite memories? My favorite memories was probably the. coronavirus one. The coronavirus, yeah? Remember that one? That was probably my. most viral one. Oh no, that's the. biggest one. I think that's one of the. biggest like TikTok clips we had. Oh word? Either that one or the Drake. sickle mode one. Oh yeah, it was those two. Mhm. But but the coronavirus one, it was. perfect cuz I had a haircut that. episode. even though So people that are coming to. the episode saw the nice haircut. I didn't look bummy, right? Like all my. other theories. So it was perfect. And what was crazy cuz the Dr. Creep.
like Dr. Creep even noticed under his uh. song, people were were going under like, "Yo, you you [ __ ] predicted. coronavirus. You're you're crazy." And. he Oh, from us? Yeah, from us. Oh, so they went back to. his video. And he had to publicly say. that he's not a like a time traveler. Damn. I did that. Okay, what's your favorite like what's. your favorite like funny moment on the. podcast? Favorite funny moment. Oh, we. had a lot. I think I think one of the. first ones No, no, no. The The first.
funny thing cuz we clipped it and we. made it and remember we used to do. animations? First First episode. Okay, here's the story. So first episode we. did a run and then I guess the camera. cut off cuz we didn't know that [ __ ]. cuts off at a certain. No, like 25 minutes. We have to like. reset it cuz freaking Canon sucks. Anyways, we we got it cut and we're like, "Fuck, we can't we can't reshoot it." So I came. up with idea, "Okay, let's just put an. animation." So we got an animator and we. animated the What was it again? It was. the It was the clown. It was the clown. That's what it was, right? Yeah. Shout.
out to the animator cuz he he probably. like, "Yo, I animated the first episode. of Jumpers Jump.". Oh [ __ ] that's so true. Yeah, like we weren't big at all. Yeah. And I think he he actually hit me up. He. he made like a like a fan art thing for. for my for my main channel, too. Yeah, yeah. He made that [ __ ] But yo, are you. still afraid of clowns? Yes, of course. It doesn't like fam, I will for the rest. of my life I will be probably afraid of. clowns. Okay, check this out, bro. No. So I have a theory why everybody's. afraid of clowns. Or I have a theory why. a lot of people are afraid of clowns.
Okay, let me know. So check this out, fam. Listen, listen. Uh-huh. So it's so. odd, right? Why why would we have like a. natural response to clowns? We don't see. clowns every day. You know what I mean? We don't see it in natural wilderness, whatever. So there's a theory that a lot. of people during psychedelic trips, especially DMT and psilocybin, Yeah. they see these things called machine. elves. You ever heard about this? Machine elves? No. So on Joe Rogan, he. talked about this, too. It's described. as almost like a jester Yes.
that tries to talk to your subconscious. So it will pop up almost in like a fever. dream type of type of vibe, bro. Yeah, yeah. So the theory is the reason. you might be afraid of clowns is because. we have that natural instinct going back. dating back to our experiences in like. the astral world. What? Yo, this sounds sicker than the This. [ __ ] sounds sicker than the sickle mode. This [ __ ] sounds sicker than the sickle. mode. Yeah, it's way better cuz the sickle. mode one doesn't really relate to. anything.
Wait. So so so that means that Cuz think. about it. You sometimes I had a fever. dream, right? And I have these dreams. sometimes where you get like a a. character talking to you. You get those, too? Yeah, I had one. Like it's almost as if. like they're trying to trying to. communicate with you, right? Mhm. And when a lot of people are on. these DMT experiences, Mhm. they have. very similar We talked about this in a. different episode. But they have very. similar occasions where they see these. clowns, these elves, Mhm. all in the. same area. So let's say you tripped in.
Los Angeles in a certain like in a. certain like part of the city, Yeah. they all seen the same thing. Yeah. And then like in another one they would. see like goblins. Yeah. Okay. But but these elves, these like clowns, so to say, Yeah, yeah. maybe that's what stems to. your fear, bro. [ __ ] bro. Maybe in your. past life you experienced that. Experienced a clown? Or like even when you go to sleep cuz. when you go to sleep at night, Mhm. DMT. gets released when in your in your REM. sleep. You know that? No, I didn't. Yeah, so it actually gets. released in your REM sleep and that's it.
goes back to like the pineal gland and. [ __ ] Yeah. No, cuz I I did have a lot. of as a kid, I had a lot of running from. clown dreams. Running from clowns? Yeah, and I'm not even bullshitting. Like or like just going into like a. carnival and they would just all like be. gathered around me. Damn, dude. Okay, what do you think it. Do you think it's from a movie you. watched or do you think it's just like. know. I keep saying it was It, but. low-key, man, I don't know. It's just I. remember in the Philippines, Yeah. uh I went to Jollibee and Jollibee. already looks crazy. Jollibee looks.
crazy. Yeah, no. Like as a kid. No, no, I'll show you pictures cuz it. was like you know those like bootleg. costumes? Of like uh Winnie the Pooh and. [ __ ] like that. Yeah, yeah. Cuz I had. two experiences. The bootleg Jollibee. where I was at the restaurant and I was. eating and like it popped out behind me. I was like, "Yo, what the [ __ ] is that?". And I was like, "Oh, it's just a little. the character." But in one of my The big. ass B? Yeah, the big ass B, but it. wasn't like it was like bootleg. So it. would kind of look creepy, right? Mhm. But in another one, one of my. second or third birthdays, I had a.
Winnie the Pooh person come Yeah. and. dress up. But he looked like skinny. Like it didn't look like Winnie the. Pooh. Oh, so it it's just like the the. imagination of it. Exactly. Cuz you have an image of it in. your head and if it's like twisted, then. it then it [ __ ] you up. It's supposed. to be like a lovable huggable bear, right? But fam, it came It was like a. Slender Man Pooh bear. It was yellow and. slim. Like what? AND YOU KNOW IT'S it's a companion, Kanga or the pink one? Um Piglet. Piglet? Piglet. It was there, too. And. it was I swear to God it was taller than. Pooh. I don't think what the [ __ ] Oh.
yeah, that's trippy, that. That's. trippy. Exactly. Yeah, you know what? Cuz even even like um you ever watch. Toopy and Binoo? Yes. Honestly, it it's. like a good show. It's very. kid-friendly. That's a fever dream, too. But yeah, it's like a fever dream. It's like I. don't know. It's the art style. It's the. art style. Do you remember Toopy, though? Yeah. It was like the indigenous. I don't remember. Why you say yeah? SORRY, GO AHEAD. IT'S LIKE THAT indigenous show. Oh yeah. You remember? And it had like the. claymation. Claymation? It had like the.
claymation. It was It was only on It was. only on Treehouse. It came It came on. after uh. Ah, what's the couch one? Oh, the Yeah, the big comfy couch. The big comfy. couch. I logged out. I like I went to. bed after that [ __ ] Oh, you were you. weren't up then? No, Toopy, what the. [ __ ] is he? But that [ __ ] that [ __ ]. sound like real fever dreams. And I feel. like a lot of our nightmares growing up. as a kid come from these TV shows. That's why it's so like I don't know. It's a It's like a nostalgic sense. Like. whenever whenever you see those pictures. of "Do you remember this area?" Right?
Or like it it feels like a dream when. you look at it. You know what I'm. talking about? Those empty spaces. Those. pictures they put up. Nah? Okay, I'm. going to show you. Let me let me see. It's like dreamcore. You ever heard of. dreamcore? Dreamcore? No. Dreamcore aesthetic. Let. me see. Look at this [ __ ] Like the. empty spaces. Yeah, you know what I'm. talking about. This stuff. Okay, okay. But but Yeah, this? But see how see how. exactly this looks like Treehouse to me. You know what I mean? Look at that [ __ ]. That's not Treehouse? No, it's not. Treehouse. But this type of [ __ ] it. reminds me of Treehouse. And I think I.
don't know why. Cuz even even like the. clowns, why would that show up in our. minds? It's so like weird. I don't know. know. It ha- It has to do with something. with a past life. Why What What are you. afraid of? That that you think that came. from a past experience. Mhm. What am I. afraid of? That you haven't mentioned yet on the. podcast, obviously. Cuz I don't think. you [ __ ] got a tattoo and it's. not fair to [ __ ] now. Yeah, I just got tired, though. Yes, sir. No, but honestly, I never had. I was afraid of Chucky. We talked about. that. Yeah. I was afraid of Chucky. I was Did. Did you see the new Chuck-E-Cheese like.
logo? It It's his full name now. Oh. yeah. No, IT'S LIKE CHARLES. CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT. Charles Entertainment Cheese. That's his. go-by. Yeah. And I don't know why, but there was. there was um actually like backstory. Do. you know the backstory of. Chuck-E-Cheese? Nah. What is it? What is it? So he was. There's a theory that Chuck-E-Cheese was. an orphan. Oh [ __ ] I didn't know this. didn't know that? Nah. This is all fictional, right? But. it was on a business company page, right? So when he was a little mouse, he. was in an orphanage, but he didn't. remember what his birthday was. Yeah.
But, he loved singing, he loved doing. all of that. And in the orphanage, they. had all these types of other birthdays. for other kids, but never his. So, to. fill the void to fill his own void of. like enjoying the birthday party scene, he threw That's why Chuck-E-Cheese is. mostly for birthday parties. Oh, [ __ ] That makes sense then. That. makes sense. It goes It goes even. deeper. So, there was like the story. where and he went to New York, right? And he lived on top of a pizza place. called Squally's. You did You You know about this? Okay, and Squally, the owner, he was running.
around trying to chase him and kill him. with a rolling pin, right? But, Chuck-E-Cheese, cuz he loved singing, he. started singing, and then and Squally. didn't want to kill him, and that's why. he markets his whole pizza place over A. SINGING MOUSE. OH. AND AND NOW on the every delivery app, Chuck-E-Cheese is is changed to. Squally's pizza. No, is it actually? Yeah. Every delivery. It's not Chuck-E-Cheese anymore. It's. Squally's Pizzeria. Why though? Cuz that's where the origin came from.
That's weird. So, they're calling back. to it now then. Yeah, it's called They're calling back. They're calling back to it. Charles E. Chuck-E. No, it's like. Charles Charles Entertainment. Charles. Entertainment Cheese. Cheese. Yo, I think one of the funniest [ __ ]. One of the funniest government names I. ever heard. What? It's like Akon. Akon's Akon's whole name. is like a long ass sentence, bro. Like. Akon Let me read it. Let me read it. It's long. This This was like a joke back then in. like grade 11. Search up Search up.
Akon's real name on Wikipedia. You have You have to pronounce it, right? You try. You try. You pronounce it. You try. You try. You. try. It's Aliu. Alioune. Damala. Badara Akon. No, I swear it's longer. than this though. Giannis Antetokounmpo type beat. No, isn't there another one too? There's a. famous actor that's like Alulululu. something. What? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, I. think I've seen a video of that. Um I think it was just some random guy. though. It wasn't It wasn't a celebrity. I guess. What's Uzi's name? Uzi's It's Symere. Woods.
Symere Woods. Who has like a special. one? Was it No, Travis is is Jacques. Bermon Webster. Wait, his name is Jacques? Yeah, Jacques. That's why it's Cactus. Jack. Yo, I didn't know that. You know that? His name is Jacques? Yeah, that's why it's Cactus Jack, bro. No, wait. It's It's pronounced It's. pronounced Jacques. Oh. Oh, is that how you. spelled It's spelled Jacques. Or. you can pronounce it Jacques, or. whatever. Uh Jacques? No, but it's It's Jacques. Like his his mom calls him Jacques. Yeah. No, low-key Once the government of. rappers come out, their whole image is. like different to me, cuz like you would. never You would never Lil Uzi to Symere.
Woods. Like. Or Or Travis. Honestly, Symere Woods kind of sounds. cool though. That sounds like a rapper. name. It sounds like a little boy. Symere. Woods? That sounds like a rapper name to. me. Who What's Cardi again? Cardi's. Jordan. Jordan Carter or something. Yeah, I. think it's Jordan. Jordan Carter? That's just like a. regular name. I I remember Was it Lil. Pump? Lil Pump has a crazy one. His name. It's like Kevin Stewart or some [ __ ]. like that. Let's see. Lil Pump. If I would have to name Uh Gazzy Garcia. That's hard though. That's Gazzy Garcia. Gazzy Garcia? That sounds like a rapper. name. Yeah, exactly. What you saying? My bad.
Cuz you are No, no. If If I would. name without looking at knowing his real. name, I thought he would like be a. Stewart or something like that. Yeah. Stewart Little? I know. You know the. Island Boys? Yeah. The Island Boys have a crazy like first. name too. What is I don't know I don't know what. it is. Let me search it up. Island Boys. Why are they popular, bro? Why are they. popular? they're using um the 69 tactic. Oh, they just make it like outlandish. and [ __ ] They don't won't tell me their. name. I don't think they're they're. famous enough. Really? Nah. You know what I I noticed. too? You're on for famous birthdays. Oh yeah, yeah. So, what are you doing on. there? I know. I was like, what the. [ __ ] Why am I not on there? You'll get.
on there. You'll get on there. I'll make. my way. Yeah, I can't find Island Boys. I'm not. even that famous enough. But, you know. what they used to do before? Like they. used to go on live and troll people. Oh, like like that was their main thing. Oh, that's the Teka strategy. That's the. Teka strategy. Yeah. What Teka did, I don't know if a lot of. people know this. Yeah, go ahead. explain. When When Teka was coming up, he started. beef with a LB Spiffy, right? LB Spiffy. And they started beefing. because LB Spiffy said, "Oh, Teka stole. my flow.". Yeah, it was the exact same flow. So, he's like, "Okay, I'm going to I'm.
going to start targeting like the. Toronto culture and then like make fun. of them and beef with the whole city.". Yeah. with Toronto is pretty much beefing with. Canada. Cuz there's no other real big cities. besides like Vancouver, but Toronto's. like pretty much the New York, right? Yeah, true. True. So, he started beefing. with them, going on live stream, whatever, getting attention on 6 Buzz. Yeah. Shout out 6 Buzz. Facts. And then with with that attention, he. blew up his music. Like that's where he. got his first kind of. Pushed. Yeah, that first kind of. marketing push. he did it in the most dangerous way too, cuz you know what? Toronto, he called.
out Like Dane Vince. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And once that got onto the news, 6 Buzz. boom boom boom went viral. We If this. kid comes to Toronto, we're going. No, but he can't. He came and then like. But But it was already It was already. after ransom. It was after ransom. So, it was no point. Yeah, he has a high. like security guards. If he came on like. 2,000 plays only, yeah, he would get. dropped. Yeah, okay. If it It'll be like Killy. and and What's that guy's name? Lil Xan, yeah. It'll be like that. You know when you ask me questions, I'm. going to usually just like, "Nah, I. don't know what that is.". Oh yeah, you know now?
You finally get it. You finally get. After After how many episodes? I know. I'm more relaxed. That's good though. Yeah, that's good. All right, let me talk about my my. tattoo story. I have a special tattoo. story to tell about. ahead. So, a lot of people wanted like, "Why do. you get a dragon on you?" I can't I. mean, it's kind of obvious. Why? Well, for for the people watching, it's. like, "Oh, you're Asian. You get a. tattoo, right?" But, there's probably a. deeper meaning, right? Okay, the the deeper meaning isn't that. deep. Like I I just like it. Cuz. honestly, if you're getting a tattoo. from Everybody gets it cuz cuz it looks. cool. Yeah, exactly. That's what I said. You're not going to get something that. doesn't look cool.
No, that's facts. But But yeah, like the. cool one The cooler in a sense have like. a deeper meaning, and then I guess my. meaning for it was our birth year. actually, year 2000. Yes, sir. Is the year of the golden. dragon. Mhm. So, it's usually just like. the year of the tiger, year of the dog, whatever. Year of the dragon. Yeah. But, 2000 is the special like it aligned. golden dragon, cuz there's different. dragons. There's like wood dragon, water. dragon, whatever. But, this is golden. dragon? This is the golden dragon. So, it's like. the highest tier. So, you got to put it. on you. So, I So, I That's what I wanted. That's.
what I wanted, feel me? Yeah. I don't. know. I just always liked dragons, too. So, when I was getting the tattoo. though, Yeah. uh shout out Kira. Kira did this. for me. I I told Kira, "Okay, you got to. tattoo the eyes last.". Why? So, there's this there's this like. Chinese superstition that you're. supposed to tattoo the eyes of the. dragon last because it will feel pain if. you tattoo the eyes. Yo, that's fire. So, you have to tattoo everything else. and then the eyes last, then it comes to. life. That's hard. All right, so I made sure to do that. Mhm. And she agreed with it. She's like,
"Yeah, that's cool." Mhm. Did it hurt. the whole time? It Yo, but this was like 6 hours. Would Would you describe that as one of. the top three pains you've ever felt in. your life? Nah, nah, nah. Okay. It's honestly not that bad. It It hurts. It hurts cuz it's it's prolonged. Cuz. this took 6 hours, like breaks in. between, you know what I mean? Yeah. Eventually, like you wipe it, it. hurts. Yeah. The final. Yeah, cuz cuz the needle hurts, right? The needle hurts. But, then you got to. wipe off the blood, wipe off the ink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eventually, the the. wipe itself hurt, bro. Yeah. Have you ever heard of the the. black project?
What's the black project? There's a. little article on Vice about it where. there's a guy that comes in and they get. three tattoo artists and they just start. going covering his um thing in black. Oh, cover his whole body? yeah. Oh, I've seen that. No, I I And there's. this guy that has um he wants to make. himself look like a alien. He want He. wants to look like a black alien. Like a. literally full black alien. Wait. No, the one that I'm talking about. one is like a project like it it's like. a you to the like the tattoo culture. What? Cuz like you're supposed to get a. tattoo that means something, but that.
guy is like, "Okay, [ __ ] it. Just draw. black all over my body.". Oh, like scribbles and [ __ ]. yeah, exactly. Whoa, what the hell? And then like I think he went in and the. tattoo session was 5 hours long. And. they took breaks. that long. they took breaks for crying and and. Oh, because he got it like What? So, he. had more than one gun? Yeah. There There was one on his head, one on his arm, and one on his leg. What the [ __ ] Why would you want to do. that? Because I I guess the ritual is like. it's more about pain, I guess. What do. you call this? How far you can take your. body with pain. Oh, like a thrill-seeker.
you really see through the end of this. process? Oh, [ __ ] That Cuz Cuz the the guy I was. talking about, he tattooed his eyeballs. He got like. facial like implants and stuff. He. literally looks like You know Red Skull? Kind of like that. Like he His face. looks like an alien, bro. You know the. big eye alien? And he actually got. surgery to take off two fingers. So, he. has a claw hand. What? No, dead ass. He got surgery to make his. hand look like a claw. So, he only has. three fingers. Nah, that's crazy.
That's That's how That's how far he. went, bro. You know the the girl who got really. like big titties and a big ass just so. she can look like a Barbie doll or some. [ __ ]. Kim Kardashian? No, no. No, you're. Bing bong. BING BONG. HEY, YO. NO, YOU'RE THAT'S THIS, BUT there was. some other girl. That's not this. It's not not what No, but she's She put like billions of. dollars into her body just to look like. a Barbie and like the thinnest waist. Oh, like she turned into an actual. Barbie Barbie. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like imagine like a. thin waist, this upper is like crazy.
big, and the bottom is crazy big. The. bunda is crazy, too. No, but girls do that though. Like You. know what I mean? That's. That's not to a billion dollar I think. billion dollar that There's no way. It was like millions of dollars or. something in Brazil or some [ __ ] like. that. Damn. At that point, just play a video. game. Like make a different character in. a different world. what I'm saying. Cuz I think that's what's going to. happen if we go into like the metaverse. and [ __ ] you won't have to worry about. how you look. You know what I mean? Yo, Facebook changed its thing to Meta, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's already. it's already under Instagram. Once you. open Instagram, run by Meta.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go Going back to the. pain and and thrill-seeking, right? Okay, yeah, yeah. Cuz a lot of people do. that, right? They They They go and try. to do like crazy feats to their body. Or. they try to just even do like crazy. things, sword eating, breathing fire, whatever. There's so many. You know that. movie uh The Addams Family? Addams. Family. You watched this, no? Oh, this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, there is a theory. that The Addams. Yeah. Oh, wow. Let me know. This is way more.
funny. I know. It is. It is. Yeah, yeah. They never die. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. It would be normalized in the family. Mhm. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And it's been inherited through the.
family? Yeah. That's [ __ ] I never looked at it that. way, to be honest. Cuz I thought I. thought they were just all just numb to. pain. Yeah, yeah. But it makes sense. It does. Yeah. Do you have anything that's cool that. you inherited from your parents? Like a. like a super trait? A super trait? Oh,
there's this one thing, right? Okay. Damn, this is kind of personal. But. anyways, all of us in my dad's side of the. family, on our pinky toe, we have like. this extra little nail. It's like a one that grows out? So, it's like imagine I have a nail, right? And there's like a little like. No, I swear to god. Like a little slit, and it's like a mini ass triangle, the. size of a millimeter. No. Yeah, for everybody. Everybody in our. family. Every only on my dad's side, though. My mom's side, they don't have. it. So, I have it.
Mhm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All of them. Speaking of like [ __ ] that you inherit. from your family, there's a theory about. Ratatouille, how Gusteau was never a. really good chef. Gusteau in Ratatouille? In Ratatouille. Oh, [ __ ] Why? So, we. all know Linguini, right? Linguini with the orange hair? Yeah. Yeah. So, so the garbage boy, like he. would he was never a good chef. Even. though he's a son of the world-famous.
chef Gusteau, right? never good at cooking? Like he never. inherited the cooking genes of from his. dad. Oh. Right? Yeah. So, there's a theory. that Gusteau also had a cooking rat in. his head. Oh. Like in his chef's hat. Like the the actual chef, like the big. boss. boss. Oh, [ __ ] Cuz cuz if you really. look at it, you would inherit cooking. skills from your dad, who was like the. greatest chef ever. But he never. inherited it. It was the rat doing all. the [ __ ]. No, but if you think about it, why do. chefs wear those big ass hats anyways?
What are they hiding there? What for? The rats. What if every single chef has a rat, like a Ratatouille rat, in their head? They're hiding with that big ass white. hat, bro. Oh, but I can already see the. comments now. These guys are high. No, but but fam, it goes even further, because I think one of the scenes in. Ratatouille, Yeah. they take DNA from. his Gusteau's hair, and they said they. had rat hair in it.
So, it like that proves Wait, that's. actually in the movie? Yeah, I think so. I mean, I've seen it from Reddit, so. it's got to be true. seen it from Reddit. Yeah. It's got to. be it's got to be true. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe maybe that's all. chefs, bro. Maybe Gordon Ramsay. No, but. Gordon Ramsay didn't wear a hat. Oh, [ __ ] What's funny is uh Gordon Ramsay, whenever he cooks, he can never impress. his mom. Really? Yeah, like I haven't. seen that. Like like you see Gordon. really always idiot sandwich, idiot. sandwich this. But his mom, when he. cooks, he's like, "What the That's. probably why he's like that. Yeah, that's.
Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. And you know you know where I get. my panicking stuff from? Like remember. like the signature Gavin face is like. the. Yeah, yeah. You're always worried. That's my mom. That's my mom, cuz she's. she's always panicking. Really? Yeah, whenever something bad happens, it's like, "Oh, [ __ ] Oh, shit." But I. I've started to Do you think that think. that inherits through like thousands of. years? Do you think that's true? For sure. My my ancestors were probably. petty as hell, too. Cuz I'm petty, too. Wow. They're [ __ ] like stealing each. other's like.
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there's no episode I go back and watch. Yeah. Cuz I I I don't even watch the the. the final. What? To be honest, I don't even watch the. final unless I have to cuz I have to. edit the TikToks. Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's why I don't. watch the final, cuz I have to edit the. TikToks anyway. All right. Yeah, cuz. whenever whenever I upload, I do I don't. usually watch it back, cuz I don't like. hearing myself talk. Nah? Nah. Still to. this day, you still don't like hearing. yourself talk? Kind of. It's it's all. right. Wow. That's It's all right. I'm. getting used to it. Cuz my cousin told. me. Uh-huh. my cousin told me you're I think. you're the only person that likes to. hear their own voice. Cuz I love hearing.
my own voice for some reason. This guy's. a narcissist. Nah, is that narcissism? Maybe. Kind of. Cardi? Cardi had a Maybe. But but I don't know. I think it's more of just like is it. narcissist? Nah, I don't think so. It's. just probably just like I'm used to it. now. I'm used to it now. you you can say it. But if if you were. on the you know how Spill Your Guts. What's Spill Your Guts? James Corden I think the James Corden. night show. Nah, I don't even know what. that. the the the the British guy that runs a. talk show? Oh, the he does the Carpool. Karaoke. Yeah, James Corden. Corden, no? Corden,
yeah. Yeah, Corden. Yeah, so on one of. them, if you were there, I would ask I. would ask you is like, "Yo, who was the. worst guest?" Or if you don't answer, you would have to drink something. The. worst guest? No, don't say that, though. That's. that's. That's. Whoa. I CAN'T SAY THAT. I CAN'T SAY THAT. OH MY GOD, that's so That is tough. Drama alert. No, but you got you got to. be real. Mhm. Yeah. Like Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, if it if it doesn't work, then it. doesn't work. That's it. Yeah. Like if you didn't like it, you. didn't like it. But there's some episodes that that you. really had to carry me, cuz I didn't. come with anything. Cuz I remember I think that one Supreme. one, when I was wearing the Supreme. patchwork one, I didn't have anything, cuz I was at a cottage for like 2 days, and I had to come I come record. Yeah. theory you have to theory, and I was. just there like, "Yeah. Yeah.". No, but that that was kind of like our. starting points, too. When when we first. started, we're getting used to it and. [ __ ].
It would just be me like, "Boom.". Yeah. And then you'd be like, "Oh, shit.". No, but it's genuine. It's genuine, you. know? As long as it's genuine, then it's. good. Yeah, facts. Cuz I feel like the moments. where where you try to script [ __ ] up. yeah. Fake it. Not like our ops, like like just. nobodies. If if we scripted like that, Yeah, that's true. That [ __ ] is so oh my. goodness. That [ __ ] is so cringe to me. Like the That's so cringe. You know about the Starbucks name. theory? Oh my god. I love Starbucks. Head ass. Head ass, bro. I never knew that.
No, it's funny, cuz they banned or they. blocked us. Yeah, I know. That that's how you know. we're in their heads, though. Rant free. Yeah, they probably still get comments, but the comments don't don't show up, cuz they they banned the name. They. banned the Jumpers Jump name. Which is. which is That's lit, though. That's lit. Our supporters are the realest. Yeah, exactly. We flooded their Oh my. goodness. The first episode, blacklisted. Honestly, I think we're one. of we're one of the first bigger. podcasts on the on TikTok at the time at. the time. Yeah, yeah. Cuz I remember you when we.
first started, you sent me a picture of. Tiny Meat Gang. Oh, no, a video of Tiny. Meat Gang. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. did TikToks, and you're like, "Gavin, this is exactly how we're going to do. it." Wait, was it Tiny Meat Gang? Oh, [ __ ] I know I know the exact one, too. It was the Valkyrie plays Among Us. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then you're. like, "Gavin, this is how we're going to. do it." And it's And when you sent me. that, I already had the vision. I was. like, "This is going crazy.". Yeah. Damn, I forgot it was it was that. we tested it with our streetwear one. You were like, "Yo, let's test it." But. streetwear is so lame. It didn't It.
didn't work. And then the first ever one. was the the animation. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. The first. The first Tik Tok was the animation, but. the animation didn't didn't go viral. It. was the my ghost story. Yeah, your ghost story was the first It. was like the my my first the Lola ghost. Yeah. And And we Yeah, shout out to your. Lola cuz she carried the first beginning. of the podcast. Oh, yeah. It wasn't you. Don't Like, your delivery set it, but. like your the stories, oh my god. Thank. you, Lola, for having. All right, and your tita, oh my. goodness. Yeah, yeah, no, but those are. real stories, bro. Those are real.
stories. And that's why I want to go to. these like haunted places and [ __ ] and. like vlog it so I can get more stories. Fam, you know, yo, I did some re- heavy. research, right? And I stumbled across. some crazy [ __ ] right? Yeah. So, there were Remember in the. Travis Scott episode, when you were you. were talking about those people that. were doing the jail ritual? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the hand. thing. So, there's a deeper there's a. deeper scary meaning about that. What is. it? And it's called the Paul Bearing. ritual. There was this game, right? Yeah. In Vietnam, where kids used to. play this. So, this is what this is the. ritual. There's one person that lays.
down, right? Mhm. Covers his face or her face with a. towel, right? Everybody puts two index. fingers on like a part of the limbs, right? While they're laying down. And. the guy at the head asks the person to. the right, "What are you doing?" And the. guy answers, "I'm Paul Bearing." Yeah. And everyone It goes around. "I'm Paul. Bearing. I'm Paul Bearing," right? And. once everyone says that, they lift it up. with their index fingers the whole body. lifts up. Oh, [ __ ]. know why this happens? Why? When the person covers the face, Yeah. it's to trick the ghosts that they're. carrying a dead body to the grave.
What the [ __ ]. So, so the the ghosts help, which is why. the the lift is possible. Yo. That's why they That's why it lifts. so easy cuz ghosts are helping them. Oh, because they think it's dead. it's dead cuz the the the face is. covered. Damn, that's dark. But have you ever played this game? Like. has it ever been done to you? I never I never did it yet. Cuz you're. not supposed to play it cuz ghosts will. stay with you, the person who who. covered the face. Oh, [ __ ] What the. That's why you're never supposed to play. it. So, so it's it's like getting cursed. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The person who laid.
down cuz fam, you're they think you're. dead, so they're going to stay with you. forever. That's [ __ ]. That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] That's. See, I hate when I do research cuz it. actually freaks me out. That's That's weird. That's weird, bro. I Yeah, cuz I I don't want to do that. [ __ ] and then like have something on. you. I want to figure out like how you. can combat that [ __ ]. Combat? You know what I mean? Figure out like. some ways you can, let's say let's say. you go into the Conjuring house. And. then you can protect yourself. Like. what's the proper way to protect. yourself? Leave in the comments if you know. Yeah. Leave a like, too. Don't forget.
that. And subscribe, notifications on. But. remember we went to the. uh the tunnel? Yeah, the ghost tunnel. You You're the only one that brought a. rosary. So, do you think that would that. would Maybe that's why I wasn't scared. Yeah. If anything happened, power of God got you. No, I had the I. had the bracelet, too. Yeah. Like the. the saint bracelet and I had the rosary. Yo, dead ass, like I was I was so. scared. Like that was the only time that. I was like Did you get that feeling. though cuz I didn't get that I did. I. did it. Yeah. I got to drop the video,
too. I know. That's That's not coming. out for for how long? No, I'm going to. drop it next year cuz I'm saving it. year? Yeah, cuz I'm saving it. I'm. stockpiling. Oh, yeah. It's It's almost next year, too. Yeah. It's December, right? Oh, [ __ ] it's November. Are you going to go. to the Cardi concert? No, I'm not. No? Ah, you should go. I don't know. I. don't want to. I think I want to go, bro. You want to pay 200? I'll go with you. I. don't know. I'll think about it. I'll. think about it. I'll think about it. But. speaking of the tunnel, remember when. there was like candles around? Yeah. Did you see like cigarettes and. like. lighter? Yeah, was there like a lighter. there? Nah, we used mixed lettuce to try and to. try and light it.
thing we didn't cuz there's another. Vietnamese game that children. With the candles? Yeah, no, that that. children used to play with candles, incense, and a cigarette. [ __ ]. Yeah, so so like there would there would. be a can, right? It's called like the. ghost of the can. So, they would light. incense, Yeah. a cigarette, and a candle. near it, right? And the the the. cigarette would flame up. No. Like someone would smoke it. No. What the Like you see it float up? Yeah, it would float up and someone. smoke it and the can starts to move. What the [ __ ]. And chase the people. And that was the.
whole game. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah. That to me that's kind of funny, bro. You see a can move and then the. cigarette move. Well, what's that? What's That [ __ ] is. not even scary. That [ __ ] would make me. laugh. Like that ass That ass if we were all in. that tunnel and I just see like the. cigarette take a big whiff. and you see the smoke blow out and then. the can moving around like, "Yo, who's. doing that?". Bing bong. Like who's Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Who's doing that? Yo, pass it right here, bro.
Bing bong. I feel like if someone said. bing bong at night time, I'd be scared. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like out of nowhere. Cuz that's weird. It's some crazy [ __ ] Yo, you know what? What Speaking of fever dreams, too, they. said New York is a fever dream. New York is a fever dream. Cuz it. low-key is. Like the the If you see side. talk, it's crazy people out there. I feel like any any big city when you. have like a bunch of reckless people or. at least that energy, then it just it. just seems like you know GTA, like the. the freaks and weirdos. It's just like.
that, bro. Any big city is going to have. that. I know. No matter where you are in. the world. Yeah, you can say Toronto's one, too. Yeah, Toronto Yeah, we have that, too. Especially downtown. Sure certain. corners, fam, you'll see that [ __ ] As. soon as you exit the Dundas and you're. bing bong. Start of the fever dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You You ever watch um Spirited. Away? Yes. We talked about this. Oh, yeah, we did talk about this. I I. still think like Spirited Away is a real. like fever dream. Like somebody just. thought of that in a fever dream and. just wrote that whole script. 100%. And you said that before, too. And.
what's crazy thing is, I think I told. you, too, but I was talking to this girl. and I've never said a theory to a girl. Oh, yeah, you told me that. But but. she's like she's like, "Yo, I've Have. you watched Spirited Away?" I'm like, "Yeah, yeah." And then I was like, "There's a theory about that.". Guys using theories for games. I felt so. corny, but in my mind I was just. thinking about you, fam. I was like, "Yo, where's the button at?". It's the sickle mode. I'm I'm fam. I was. ready. But yeah. That That [ __ ] does help. So, The The The theories? Yeah. It's just. interesting. It It works It works in. conversation for any any situation as.
long as they're open to hearing it, right? Cuz um especially if you're on. that same wavelength. Cuz you know how. when you have a conversation with. somebody and it just doesn't vibe. Yeah. It just doesn't vibe. I think. that's because they're not on the same. wavelength as you and they're not open. to hearing the same things, right? Like. just like if you have different friend. groups, Yeah. you you said this before. how you would only talk about certain. things with. with yeah. other people, right? For me, I just say whatever. And I just I just I. just see how they react. But there wouldn't be a like a a stall. in the convo cuz like it doesn't really.
enter like To me, who If there's a. stall, who cares? Like okay, when you. have when you have a awkward silence. Yeah. Cuz I have awkward silences, but. it doesn't feel awkward to me. I never. let it feel awkward. I I I've started to like embrace it, you. know? Cuz you you told me that and and I. I went out one time and then I was There. was a point where we were just eating. Yeah. And sometimes I love talking while. we're eating, right? But at that point I. was just like, "Okay, I'm going to just. eat while she's in front of me." I'm. going to give you some game right now. Okay, give me some game. So, I read this in a book, too. One of. the most powerful things you can do in. seduction is leaving an awkward pause.
Not an awkward pause, Yeah. but a pause. And get getting them kind of feeling. scared. When they feel scared or when. they feel uncomfortable, not to like a. crazy point, like just just enough to be. like, "Okay, I got to be like, Yeah. I mean I. got to be on my game.". Okay, yeah. Cuz think about it. If. you're feeling kind of scared to talk to. somebody, Mhm. your initial reaction is going to. be or your subconscious reaction is. going to be, "I need to impress this. person.". Okay. So, subconsciously, you're already. bringing them into your like I guess.
trap. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So, you they're playing your game now. So, if you want to like guide it however it. may be, Uh-huh. you can you can take out. certain feelings, certain emotions if. they're playing your game. Yeah. But then if you're in the opposite. seat, then it's a whole different story. That's true. And you felt that before. like if if somebody like gives you that. awkward silence and you're like, "Oh, okay. I got to talk about this." You. know what I mean? I know that It's crazy. Do you know the reason why I just. laughed? Cuz while you're telling me all. this game, you know Theo Von also had. like cuz whenever I go out and I'm about. to socialize, I always go back to the.
Theo Von how to talk to girls video. He has a video like that? I I haven't. seen it. Yeah, and it's literally what. you just said. Oh, really? Yeah, it's. kind of what you just said. It's like. don't try to to impress so much to the. fact that you're you're trying to talk. and trying to start a conversation. Girls just want a person sometimes to. listen to them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You. just have to sit back and be like, "Tell. me about your day" type [ __ ]. Yeah. And I just realized you had the same. That's why I laughed cuz you had the. same cut as Theo Von. I did I did have. that. Shout out Theo Von. Shout out Theo Von. He [ __ ] with the Filipino.
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST. SO, somebody asked him Somebody asked. him like, "If you could choose one. person in the entire world for aliens to. meet, who would it be?". Yeah. This guy's like, "Um. I'm going to say Filipinos.". WHAT THE MOST RANDOM THING. CUZ he's like cuz Filipinos are so. outgoing, they're so kind. Hey, Theo Von, if you ever want to come. on this podcast, Yo, you're invited to. all the fam jams, honestly.
Okay, but going back to going back to. game, one thing I can give for you cuz I. noticed in you, all you have to do is is. change it a little bit, it'll work. better. Listen, when you try and flirt, Yeah. slow down your talking. Yeah. Cuz you talk fast. I talk mad. fast. You talk fast. But you can switch. it up though. You can switch it up, right? Like if you want to have like an. exciting moment, then you can talk. exciting, but then slow it down when. it's serious, you know? be like, "Yo, what are you trying to. do?". Yo, you want my key? What are you trying. to do?
Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. You got to put. it in that voice. You know what it No, it's not even just the voice. I feel if. you play if you pretend to be a. character or like that suave type of. person, Yeah, yeah. it just works. Yeah, for sure. It just works. That's. why um people like ASAP Rocky, he has. that confidence in himself and then. whenever he moves he makes the girl feel. like she's the main character in the. room but she he does it in such a weird. way. It's applying pressure. He applies. it a lot. You you know what a really good tactic. is? A lot of people in like the the. psychological dating realm talk about.
this is the push and pull. That's that's. the most classic. That's a classic. You. know what that is, right? Yeah, kind of. So like you you say. something nice and then you you but you. take it back right away in a playful. manner. So he can say "Looking good. today." But. something. I mean. yeah, but some people have unspoken. rizz. What's unspoken rizz? So rizz rizz is just like game. So you. know Duke Dennis? How he he had this. like. video where he was just going to the. camera and all he had to do was look. into the girl and then he would boom. It's unspoken. You don't even have to.
say anything. Carlos's unspoken rizz. this is what he has to do. UNSPOKEN. UNSPOKEN RIZZ. YOU DON'T HAVE. TO DO NOTHING. THAT'S WHAT YOU call unspoken rizz. You. you have something about you that's so. like like attractive. Oh, so it's like a it's like a. That you don't have to say nothing. Mhm, interesting. Unspoken rizz. Cuz I don't I have rizz. but it's game rizz. It's mouthpiece. rizz. Yeah. Cuz I can't do the eye [ __ ]. Carlos? No, but you can't you. Actually you know I have a good point. though. I'm not I'm not even going to. combat that.
Exactly. No, but you can find a way. You can find. a way. I can definitely can but. since since a kid I've always just. relied on my my talking. Yeah. as a as a thing. Cuz I'm a funny. guy and to be honest a girl is just. looking for a funny guy. No, that's true. That's true. If you. can't have a conversation with a girl. and make her laugh, fam what are you. doing? Look at look at Pete Davidson. Oh. my Look at Kim Kardashian. Look at Kim. K. And Ariana Grande in the same. lifetime. Yeah. Go. That's crazy. That's crazy. Do. you think do you think that's all for. promo though? I feel like it might I. feel like it might to be honest.
You're you're sounding like a hater. still. No, no, no. Do you think like I I. believe like some relationships some. couples they're made like behind closed. doors. And I mean like they planned that. [ __ ]. Would you say Justin Bieber Selena. Gomez? Nah. Nah. Really? Cuz I feel like. they were just like a teen. I just want those two to get together. cuz they're the biggest two teens right. now. Nah, I wouldn't even say that. Really? I would say something more like. would you say would you say like early. Kylie and Travis? Early? Oh.
Cuz cuz cuz he was dating Kourtney and. Scott. But the fact that they side girl. Yeah, I know. But the fact that they got. back together and actually started a. family I don't think it would be. commercialized then. Or do you think the. Illuminati just put them together and. then they actually just fell in love? What what if what if it's like a. arranged marriage but Illuminati? That's got to be real. That's got to be. For sure. Oh [ __ ] I'm going. No, for sure. Yeah. Illuminati Tinder. fam? No, there's got to be. Yeah, for.
sure. It's got to be like cuz if if you're. that much in in power and like the elite. you're moving the chess pieces even the. marriages would be part of that. that's a big part. Has has. Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj never were. dating, right? think so. I don't think so. Cuz that. that would have been a crazy power. couple too just to get headline. You. know what? Drake never had like that. Drake the BBM. Yo, I seen one one meme was like Drake goes. to the the bar by himself and pours.
himself himself shots. No, he does. He. like makes his own drinks. Bro Drake, you're one of the biggest. like out fam. You you should bag any. girl you want. No, I think he does. I think he does but he never makes it. public. Yeah. Or he's he's constantly like. juggling things, you know? But but the. craziest one was when he rented out the. whole stadium for the shorty. Oh yeah, for um that that Amari Bailey. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Now but low. key if you were if you were Amari Bailey. and he and Drake was hitting on your mom. would you be amped?
You'd be amped? Are you dumb? Or like. not be amped? Yeah, I would definitely be amped. Yeah, what the heck? But that's kind of weird but your mom? Like why are you hitting on my mom, bro? No, but if if it. What are the other options? You know? What are the other options? You're not. going to like the other options better. I know but that but then you get the the. comments under your Instagram post Drake. about to about to get with your mom. I mean that that's just going to come no. matter what. That's going to come no. matter what. Even even if you're not. even even if it's not Drake. Even if. it's somebody else. That's That's why I feel Anything that.
has attention is going to find like a. way to like you know make it make it. bother somebody. Is that why is that why you the the. private but not secret? Yeah, yeah. You. make it No, cuz you got to you got to. keep like certain things private so that. you never see that. You know what I. mean? It's like protecting. That's like a big trend now in in dating. the private but not secret and taking. you know how a girls take those selfies. of like the guy the holding hands but. never show the face? Oh yeah. Like. that's kind of that's that's kind of. corny to me. Why? I don't know. It's.
like you're trying to be private to the. point where you're forcing it to be. private, you know? You you understand. it? Like like fam if if you really love. the person just show the face. Like. what's there to like what's there to not. show about the. Okay, but are are you putting it in the. position of an influencer or just a. regular person? person. Okay, that's different. Cuz. influencer you understand why. Exactly, yeah. I understand. If you're an. influencer and then you have eyes on. like who you're dating then people are. going to make fun of that person or. whatever. And then you can't do nothing. about it. Yeah, exactly. But I've seen a thousand. like a thousand. a thousand followers and you're still.
doing that like oh you put he's facing. this way but you're taking pictures like. that. Like fam it does you're being. extra now. I guess you're just trying to fit the. norm. That that's that's what that's. what I'm trying to get to. I don't know. May maybe it's just like a Yeah, actually I don't know. But some people. they don't want to show it out. Some. people don't even want to tell their. parents about relationships so that's. understandable. Maybe that's what it is. too. You don't know like the the. situation they're in like they're not. allowed to be open about it blah blah. blah. If their parent family finds out. then there's going to be a problem.
My next relationship definitely got I. got to show my like actually have a good. relationship with my parents. Mhm. Cuz I. feel like that just boosts that you know. like the Christmas market? How you take. her to the Christmas market as one Yeah. Like showing her to your parents and. actually have a good relationship that's. like plus two years, bro. I ain't going. to lie. Is it though? I heard I heard I heard different. I. heard different. Cuz so you're saying if they meet your. parents you think it's going to add two. years? Yeah, and have and actually like you're. allowed to come she's allowed to come in. the house whenever she wants and she. they have that good relationship. All. right, tell tell me I don't know, bro.
Cuz cuz it it matter it it it depends if. it even matches up, right? mean? It depends if it even works out. Well, what if it's somebody that they. don't like? Yummy and then they finally. meet and then now it's like oh, you got. to Well, okay. How do you deal with your. mom saying. "I don't like that girl.". Oh [ __ ] Bing bang. What are you going to do? What are you. going to do? What are you going to do? Let's say you love this girl but your. mom's like nah. To be honest, fam. Yeah, just hide her. Exactly. Exactly. No, until the time is right. I would.
have to ease into it. Like I would be. like. No, but even still. So like let's say. that's the answer. How do you react? Cuz. now you know it will never be with them. So how do you how do you move forward? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Is. it in shambles now? Right? No, it's not. It's like like if if my mom really. understood that I really like this girl. then she would understand like okay. Boom boom boom. I'll try my best to like. her and then if it doesn't work out then. man it doesn't work out. But at the end. of the day is it her relationship? Is it. my mom's relationship? No, it's my. relationship. No, that's true. That's. true. So so I I approach it like a.
tattoo, fam. So for me No, listen. No, listen. This. is some real [ __ ] This is some real. [ __ ] Y'all listen up. Okay. Did I tell. my parents I'm going to get a tattoo? No. No, I did not. Cuz why? Cuz then I. get their opinion and if it doesn't. agree with mine then it's not truly my. opinion, right? Then it wasn't my choice. at the end of the day. So if you want to. choose something especially something. quote unquote permanent or makes a. lasting impact on your life it's got to.
be your own choice. No bias and and if. or buts. That's just my opinion on it. Cuz a lot of people see it differently. If if your values is has to appeal to. them first then yeah, that's that's how. it has to go. Then you have to move you. have to move accordingly. But at the same time it's like. to your point I wouldn't want to date a. person that my mom didn't like already. cuz my mom's intuition about any person. that I date should be right. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. What. what but what if you like are in love? That's what I'm saying, right?
Yeah. Oh yeah, it's Like that that aside. that aside like you have these feel like. real feelings and then this comes. That's like the issue. What do you do? Oh yeah, then I would have definitely. have to just hide her. Yeah, see? Like. there's I don't think there's any other. point in So I don't I don't think in. introducing to the parents is like the. But can we both agree that like if they. do have a. If they do? They do it definitely adds. way more. opinion it adds problems. Listen. No, no, listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. This is some red pill [ __ ] bro. This is. some red pill [ __ ].
is funny. No, but it does. Look. Let's say let's. say you get comfortable. Let's say you. have a girl, right? Comfortable with the. whole family. She comes to the fam jams. Everybody all the cousins don't want to. this that and the other. where you're going with this one. If you. break up then Yeah, and then when you. break up y'all are so close cuz knowing. Filipino families they become family. already. I like that. They become family. already. So if something goes wrong. hopefully it doesn't whatever then you. got to like how do you how do you move. accordingly cuz they're going to be so. close. What if your cousins are real. friends with your your ex now?
Cuz that that's a real thing. That. happens a lot especially in Asian. families. The the whole thing that just got to me. is like moral of the story like don't. date a Filipino. Nah, that's not. That's not that's not No, cuz it's it's. most likely to happen if in my in my. like scenario. If you date a Filipino girl? Filipino. then boom then that happens obviously. But to be honest if if you guys break up. then it is what it is. You the family. breaks up uh Nah, I feel like that's. that's very drama though. You Okay,
you're telling me if you date a Filipino. girl it's not going to be more drama. than you date some somebody else from. like a outside race or something. Yeah, but what would the problems be like if. you guys ended on a mutual let's say bad. term and a good term. A good term you. guys would just separate. There'd be no. problem. But bad term like what? The. family's going to fight me? Like no. No, but it's going to be like it's going. to get it's going to get mixed it's. going to get mixed cuz knowing okay for. example, you have a friend, right? Yeah. If if your quote-unquote friend. becomes like a family friend, then they. have so many connections like oh let's.
say they go to the same the same uh auto. mechanic or like because the cousins of. theirs they get a job with them blah. blah blah. Trust me, it gets mixed. It get. depending on how long. Yeah. depending on how long let's say. like 7 years, bro. A lot happens in 7. years. Business ideas. Oh, 7 years is crazy. 7 years is crazy. Collaborations, you know. COLLABORATIONS. NO, DEADASS. THAT YOU'RE TELL YOU'RE. telling me Filipinos aren't ambitious. and don't have collaborations with each. other? They do.
They do. Bing bong. That that can't be. everyone's case though. Like like. No, it can work. I'm just saying like. that side. I'm saying that side. Yeah, yeah. I get I get it though. But. let's say let's say you never introduced. in the first place. That [ __ ] Well, everything's good. You're living on your. own island, you feel me? So why would you want to ex- you know, why would you want to take something. great and then like let's see let's see. if it works. If it doesn't work, then. there might be problems. know because I feel like that's the. if you don't have a house to go to and. you're just always bringing her there,
it's awkward if you don't if you don't. show your parents. Like oh, we're always. we're all I'm always bringing her home, but she they don't know who she is, right? Isn't it awkward? If you don't. have your own place you shouldn't be. dating, right? That like that's what I'm. saying. Okay, in my opinion, yeah. Cuz if you're if you guys have no place. to chill. you have to show them. true. That's true. You feel me? No, but okay look look. Let's see the. other side of that. Let's see the other. side of that. No, let's see. Let's see let's see the other side. Let's say let's say you're playing the. field rather than rather than actually. in a relationship. It'll be the same. thing. Like you're bringing girls. home.
You bring girls home and they don't know. the girl. If you're playing the it's. exact same thing. Well, what's what's important to you. though? What's important to me? Family? No, what's important is is there is. their approval of a girl more important. or is the girl's vibe more important? In my opinion it if it's a vibe, it's a. vibe. Like I don't really Yeah. I'm not going to let it bother me. Like. Obviously in probably in the beginning. stages it's the definitely the vibe. But. then if we're talking long term, it's. got to be that's got to come into play. too. Cuz I don't I don't want to. my family being around a girl that they. they don't even [ __ ] with, you feel me? How old do you think you want to marry?
I don't think I'm marrying anytime soon, bro. I don't I don't even know. I don't. even think about that. I'm a beat. It's. it's it's very like. Low-key we have to be careful what we. say because whatever we say on this. podcast low-key comes true. Like we're. going to look back at this episode be. like, yo Gavin predicted he's going to. do it at like 32. No, I'm not going to say no number. I'm. not saying no number. No number. Early. early 30s. He just solidified yourself, bro. no, no, no, no. I didn't say that. I. didn't say that. Whoa. You just. solidified it. Hell no. Just solidified. it. I I kind of manifested it like that.
little mini cycle. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's locked. No, yo okay, can we switch it? Late late. 30s. It's locked. It's locked, bro. It's locked. to smack your tattoo. It's locked in. Bro, I can't change it. I can't change it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's funny cuz me and my. sister we have we have battles cuz she. knows I can manifest stuff and she can. manifest stuff too. Yeah. We kind of have battles like no, I. manifested this. Like are you sure? Cuz. I manifested it. I manifested like that. instead. You guys are weird, man. And we have battles like that. We have.
battles like that. Manifestation battles only at the Wigo. house. That's so weird. It's dope though. It's. kind of like it's kind of like being a. superhero or like have superpowers and. then you playing around with it. Manifestation is a superpower low-key. It is. It's it's a it's a power every. single human being has. Mhm. And I said this I said this so many. times in other episodes. Yeah. What is one thing humans can do. that no other creature on the world can. do? Yeah. Manifest. Manifestation. Like create our internal. ideas and manifest them into the. physical form. No other creature on the.
planet Earth can do that. Yeah. Real [ __ ]. Right? Yo, I I I I saw this like really. deep like clip on TikTok. Mhm. And no, this is this is some this. is some like deep [ __ ]. Yeah. I want to play I'll just play it. for you. I just want to play it for you. Here here. Listen listen. Oh, this guy I I see him. I'll let me replay. Ready? Yes, everybody Yes, everybody can be rich. And let me give you a thought exercise. Okay. Imagine if tomorrow we could wave a wand. and everybody was trained as a scientist.
or an engineer. Everybody. Even if you weren't very good you had. enough understanding of computers, you. could write some code, you could build. some hardware. And don't tell me people. can't do it because they can. That's. just a tyranny of soft expectations. That's just you looking down on somebody. else. They can do it. They just have to. be educated. Now if they're educated all. as hardware, software engineers, scientists, biologists, technicians, hard sciences, not the social sciences. we would all be done within 5 years. Robots would be doing everything from. cleaning toilets to cooking food to.
flying airplanes to driving Ubers. And. what would we be doing? We would Oh, [ __ ]. creative jobs to entertain each other. and researching science and technology. We would have wonderful lives. So we'd be doing creative jobs. Just. like R&D like research and development. So it is really just a question of. education. Nothing else. Yes, everybody Yeah. So think about it, right? If we were all that or like if we. if we were all trained the same or had. the same amount of education. a robot. We would just be on the same level, right? And we make everything so that.
it's so automated we don't have to work. hard. Yeah. And if we're not working hard, let's say. money wasn't a problem. That's what's. that's kind of like what he's getting. at. Let's say money wasn't a problem at. all for anybody in the world, right? Our kind of driving force for life is. money. Yeah. So let's say you take that away. What is your purpose in life now? Enjoying life. But how? So you have to find a passion. through that. Yeah, true. So let's say our purpose so. going back our purpose in life is to do. A or B, right? Whatever it may be. Damn, that's a bar. Anyways. but if you don't do that, then what what.
does that telling to your soul, right? What is that telling to your soul? Yeah. If money didn't matter in this world, that means what? You're just giving it. up for what? Yeah, I don't even know. Right? Cuz. think about like if if we were all the. same if we were all the same we money. wasn't issue. We don't have to work. hard. We don't have to Then we would. just do what we want, right? do exactly what we want. Yeah. But what is that exactly what you. want? Is it consuming content or is it. finding a passion out of it? Cuz I feel. like eventually you know how people get. into that rut of let's say the summer. Yeah. and then they're inside all day. They don't know what to do. But all of a.
sudden they come up with this crazy idea. of like maybe you want to try this. Yeah. And then they go ahead and it. becomes their full-fledged passion. Mhm. I think every single person in the. world has to have that moment of what. can I do now? I'm bored. What what can I. do? To figure out what their passion is. and find out their true purpose in life. Like bias money bias aside, right? Money. bias aside. Cuz obviously money's going. to be a big catalyst whether you want to. do certain things, right? But if you. think about it like that where none of. it matters and you want to do something.
to make you happy, please your soul, please your spirit, what are you going. to do? Yeah, I know. And there there was um a. guy going around a university and like. he was like a really. I forgot you which university, but this. school has like one of the top averages. in the country, right? Yeah. And he was just going around and. he's like, yo if money wasn't a problem. if you weren't like like hunting for. money, what would you do? And then none. of them said like their majors. They all. said, oh I want to like paint. Learn. I want to I want to go into acting job.
Mhm. None of them said they like barely. any of them said their majors. Yeah. Cuz it's hard work, but you got to. work for that that money. Like for the. people that do engineering. I salute you, bro. Cuz you you don't. have no reading week. You got to do so. much. And their social life takes a takes a. hit. Takes a hit, fam. And that's where you. really got to But it's hard, bro. Like. let's say let's say you have an interest. in something. How do you know for sure. it's not your true passion? If if it's not your true passion. Yeah. How do you know for sure? What. would be your advice to somebody? Let's.
say like they're in a they're in a. career or they're in a a program and. they're having doubts now. What would be. your advice to them? Try another thing, bro. That's that's the only advice you. would give. This is this is my advice anytime. somebody ask me that question. I tell. them straight up like. you want to be doing something to at the. point where you're working so hard you. don't have sleep. You don't have mental. capacity for it anymore. Mhm. But it. still feels right. feels right. But it still feels right. You get that? feels right. Cuz if if it's something if it's.
something that's like. so tasking on you. So tasking so. tasking. You want to make it something. that feels like okay, but eventually I'm. going to get to where I am. Yeah. what I mean? So like you're forcing the issue kind of. to the point where I don't know if I can. do this anymore. No, almost as if like. let's put it in a job perspective. Okay. Let's say your day-to-day job is. you got to let's say you're engineer and. you got to design [ __ ] Mhm. If you can. go every single week designing [ __ ]. designing [ __ ] designing [ __ ] right? No.
break and it still feels amazing, then. you picked the right one. That's my. opinion. Yeah. But if No. if you have doubts. about that or if you have doubts about. man, I feel like I would have these like. [ __ ] days and won't even be able to come. back from it. Yeah. then that's the issue. It's time to go. But if you can always. if you have that that kind of hope of I. can pull something out or like it's. still it's still fulfilling my passion. for it, then it's I think that's what's. the true puzzle piece. Yeah. That's true because at the same. time it's like if if we look at that. school school wise like for the people.
that are cuz I've talked to people that. are in programs that they don't even. like Mhm. but one thing that they always. told me is like my family has sacrificed. so much for me just to go to that school. that I don't I don't have to pay the. bills in the house. I don't have to do. nothing. Mhm. This is the one thing that I can do. for them. That's why they continue it. Mhm. But that that's a good that's kind. of like the devil's advocate. And I I. just kind of started looking at like too. like [ __ ] I don't have to pay the bills. in the house. Let me just finish this. real quick. You feel me? So.
like you're you're paying your dues. You're paying your dues. Mhm. You feel. me? But cuz you can always bring a horse to. water but you can't make him drink, you. know? Can't make him drink. Yeah, but. for for for me it's different because. even though accounting may not be the. the the route I want to take, I know. I'mma be good. I know I'mma be good. because I have. me I I can create whatever I want. Like. I've already proved to myself that I. can. So for this whole life I think. I'mma be good. Yeah, I never had doubts bro. Yeah, I never had doubts either.
Yeah, I never had doubts. Like I wasn't. scared. You know how some people like. damn what am I going to do? What am I. going to one of the deepest thoughts I. had with someone was like she asked me. is like yo are you afraid of your. future? I'm like no, I'm excited. Yeah, honestly. And she's like what? Honestly, yeah. And she's like what? I may maybe that's the maybe that's the. big kicker then. Like if you're if. you're scared for your future from what. you're in, maybe re-evaluate. Cuz why. would you want to be scared? So some people just stress too much bro. You're you're too young. But I think. stress is good too though. Yeah, stress. is good too but like don't don't stress. yourself to the point where like it's.
killing your inside and you got to live. everyday to a point where you got to. work up to that goal. Yeah. Like there's. going to be bumps. Like if if you if you. stress so much and there's a road bump, boom. No, but that's that's kind of like. that's kind of I see it as anytime those. road bumps come in, yo I see it so. clearly now. God will put stuff in my in. in my path and then show me okay because. of that you have to do this and then. those other ideas I had in the back of. my head they make this like the perfect. solution to it. I knew that before but.
now it comes to me. So it's like louder, you know? It's like it's like a whisper. before but now it's like a shout in my. ear. Yeah, no recent situations with me I've. had that I feel like God's put things in. my place cuz before this I was chilling. No responsibilities. I would go to I. would have no bedtime, no wake up time. but now it's it's I have to take on more. responsibilities and I think that's the. one thing that God is is like yo you got. to do this now. And one of my Tito said. like Gavin it's like it was going to.
come but it came early. So I'm like. okay, I have to tighten up now. Like. it's so crazy. It's going to come but it. came early. Damn. But but my my opinion. on that like we're still very young and. we're still learning a lot. It's just. like I learned. this much. That's it. That's all it is. I just learned this much but. I feel like you can make hundreds of. mistakes in your life and that's good. Yeah, that's good. But that's good. You. know? Like if you make those mistakes. then you learn from the mistakes cuz. that's more that's where the real wisdom. comes out. If you feel it for yourself.
and see what's. what makes sense after. There's there's a guy in my program too. Like he has a plan. Like he's in the big. C CPA [ __ ] I was like I was like yo. what did has all this like led up to. where you want to be? He's like yeah, I've never taken an L in my life. Like. okay. He said that to you? Yeah, he said that to me. And I was like. what? You don't want to say that. Exactly. I'm like okay. That's like. asking for it. Yeah, exactly. That's. like asking for it. Just just wait till. the. I I got number one manifesto right here. I can manifest.
No, cuz cuz what what it is bro I think. the most powerful. the most powerful thing is. when you can come back from very very. hard times. That's like the true power. That's the real power. And God forbid. you ever get in those positions but. that's where the true like the beast. comes out, you know? That's what that. that's what makes losers and winners. Cuz that's your broken down that's you. got broken down but now it's the new and. improved. It's like you repaired.
yourself. With with a bit more upgrades. I will you want to end it here? Yeah, the crazy thing is we ended the first. episode off with a manifestation talk. We ended the year episode with a. manifestation talk too. Yeah. All right, we'll end it there. Final message for. the day. I love my family. I love the. Philippines. No way. You know who that is? Who's that? That's. Drake. That's Drake? That's Drake. Oh, I thought that. I love my family. I love the. Philippines. Manny Pacquiao. Remember. when Drake did that? Did that.
impression? That's see yeah that. No, that was like. thank you everyone for watching this. episode of Jumpers Jump. Check out the. links in our bio. Follow us on. Instagram. Check out my other channel. Jumpers Jump out. Deuces.
