CURSED KLEENEX AD, OLIVIA RODRIGO THEORY, HAVING A CLONE & YAO MING THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 28

Oh, that's your staple, bro. They know. you buy that, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like if you wear a t-shirt, like. that's not Carlos. Yo, and then remember we made up that. thing like if I wear a t-shirt, then. it's not a banger? Cuz cuz remember. if you have the hair, that's what I. said. No, but remember when you first. started recording. ever, we first ever started recording, whenever I wear a t-shirt, like we just. didn't get a flowing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I always have to. wear something either a hoodie or a. cardigan or some [ __ ] And if you notice. in the past episodes, I had a. superstition that if I only wore black, it was it was a black tee, then we would. have a like blessed episodes every. single time. to break that [ __ ] though. I know. I. broke it like eventually, but then now. now every every time's a banger. Imagine. every time you just have that black. [ __ ] Like the same the same t-shirt. You just get it. Like I would I have to. get sponsored by like Gildan or some. [ __ ] but after that. Cuz like that ass like that's all I. wore. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. But cardigans is. like I'm trying to I'm trying to make it.

my my my iconic piece, you know? You. know how every like celebrity or every. let's say like a movie character, they. have like an item or something they wear. that always like it's you can see that. item and you'll think of that person. You're you're saying able like The. Weeknd we were talking about The Weeknd. I didn't know his hair was like that. though. I thought he was known for like. Bro, listen. His hair Yeah. if you see a. silhouette of The Weeknd's hair, you. know it's The Weeknd. I'm trying to think like I don't. remember his hair though. Like it. shouldn't it just come straight to my. mind? Yeah, you know his his dreads are like. this. It's like a bun, but it's like.

it's like this. Maybe I haven't been. paying attention. a tree branch type [ __ ]. Word. Cuz whenever when I think about. The Weeknd, I think about blood for some. reason. Why? Why blood? Cuz like his album cover or like he was. like this or some [ __ ]. Oh, I get it. Oh, you know what? Cuz cuz. The Weeknd did change his hair though. He did change his hair. You're right. it's got to be something different. No, but for the like when he was first. popping off, he always had the same like. dreads. It was kind of like um Okay, I. remember I low-key remember the dreads. Remember when Jaden Smith grew out his. dreads and it it had like the same. Weeknd [ __ ]. Yeah. And then when he grew it out, he's like,

"Oh, baby Weeknd." Or he's like The. Weeknd. Yeah, yeah. So, they attach that look to him. So, anytime you see like a silhouette of. that [ __ ] you'll think of that person. Just like Michael Jackson with sparkly. [ __ ]. Yeah. Or like I don't know. Now now it's like X. You know X is. famous like a police picture? Oh, yeah, yeah. With the the two dyed The half and half, right? I think that's he started that. wave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He kind of started like people started. doing it after that. Mhm. And like the. CLB, like all mans now I see with the. the heart cuz of Drake. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was such a That's.

such a good like move. It kind of was though. It was like it. was kind of good promo for his album. it's corny? Yeah, I think it's kind of. corny. I I think it's corny when Okay, I'm not going to say that. Cuz I know mans with that HAIRCUT. THOUGH. OH. NO, BUT LOW-KEY LOW-KEY HIS LOOK PROPER. CALL HIM OUT. HIS LOOK proper though. Yeah, I'm saying it's cool. It's cool. he's a he's a regular listener, so like. shout out him. But what else? What else was there? Um. Who Look, look. I think if you if you. look at like um. Who has like the best hair in rap type. [ __ ]. No, it's like an item that you think.

about right away. It could be like. anything, you know what I mean? Like for. example, let's see. Um I don't like in WWE though like Rey. Mysterio with the mask, that was his. main [ __ ]. Yeah, it's kind of like that. It's kind. of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like. it's not a mask. It's it's what's the. word for it? It's like a It's just. something that that sticks resembles. them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. them. Cuz right now I can only think of. the hair like A$AP Rocky with the box. braids. I think everyone's like knows. A$AP for the box braids. Oh, Eminem with the blonde hair. When. you say Slim Shady, yeah, exactly,

right? And then when everybody copied. that, they thought of Em Eminem right. away. If you like if you see a. character, let's say in a cartoon or in. a movie where they're trying to like. satire it. Mhm. then they'll use those type of like. images to resemble that person. So, you. get that person right away. You're like, "Oh, that's a that's a shout out to. whoever." You know what I mean? Oh, blonde hair, that's a shout out to Slim. Shady. All right. So, so you're trying to build. your own cardigan [ __ ]. No, I'm trying to build this like a I. think a Carlos, you know? Yeah. Cuz I don't know. I don't have. that yet. I don't think so. I I just. wear whatever I wear. I cuz I'm I'm.

trying to I'm trying to dig deep into. like these. these marketing strategies, fam. Yeah. Cuz you know me, I always dig deep into. [ __ ]. Yeah, 100%. And marketing is one of the my favorite. things to dig into. Mhm. And low-key I. can just take whatever I see and then. use it with this. Cuz there's so many. different things. There's so many like. like let's say like social media. tactics, right? Branding tactics, right? That you can see from other things and. if you just translate it over into your. own brand or like your own project.

Mhm. then [ __ ] you'll find results, period. You know what I mean? We can we can turn Jumpers Jump into. like some athletic [ __ ] too. What do you. mean by that? Athletic [ __ ] No, Jumpers. Jump. The word jump we can brand that into. something else. Cuz I remember when we. were starting off we were like, "Yo, like come up with some ideas like how. can we could brand?" And the first thing. I thought it was like basketball cuz we. jump and [ __ ]. Mhm. But yeah. I don't know, bro. Just. like jumping off You know what I mean? Jumping off the edge. how it kind of formed that it kind of. formed into that. Yeah, like in in Matrix, remember that. one scene where he's like, "Neo, just. jump." He jumped and he didn't make it.

What up, man? And he's like, "I can't do. it. I can't do it." He was like, "Go. jump." And he jumped over across like a. crazy ass building. I recently watched Project X. Oh, yeah, yeah. I finally got into it. You know. You know why I got into it though? Why? Cuz the Adrian kickback. Oh, Adrian's kickback? I was I was. watching the stories and that was like. the most Walmart version of like Project. X. So, I came back and I watched Project X. and oh my god, so fire. I don't know why. I slept on this movie, bro. Yo, that came out like I think we were. in grade six, I think. 2011. Mhm. I I remember watching it. It got.

ripped onto YouTube. Yeah. And I was. like I was still in grade six. I was. watching that on my own like, "Damn, this is crazy." Fam, it was crazy. The. scenes there? My goodness. If you saw. that at a young age Yeah. you would want. to go into high school like going crazy. Yo, they did a Project X in Ontario. before. I think it was in Vaughan like. long time ago. This was like a probably. 2017 or some [ __ ] like that. one though? It was literally Project X. and then Oh, was it in Was it in. Ontario? Cuz there was the Adrian's. kickback in Toronto this. No, not that I'm not talking about that. one. That one's recent. That one's. recent. There was one like long time.

ago. They copied Project X. They rented. out a mansion. Oh, [ __ ] And then I. think like crazy amount of people I. think like 10,000 something people. showed up. Something crazy like that. Really? And they [ __ ] up the house and it was. like over over 2 million worth of damage. or some [ __ ]. Oh, no. But this wasn't like no one's. house, right? This was just like a It. was rented. It was rented. It was either. rented or it was like one of those um. It was one of those houses that were. going on sale or some [ __ ]. Okay, good. Cuz if that [ __ ] happened in. my fam, I'm so respectful like at. parties and [ __ ] I'll have a drink and.

like I'll put a coaster down. I have to really like think of it like, "Okay, if this was my house, how would I. want it to be?". Yeah, that's true. That's But you have. those mans. I remember we were at one. party and they started playing Mo Bamba, right? Yeah. So, a mans took paintings and like. threw it and [ __ ] like that. And like. like the grandpa walked in, I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. threw a pillow at the. grandpa. Like dog that's the owner of the. I remember I remember exactly that. moment, yeah. I remember that exactly. that moment. But yeah, we were just. turning up and [ __ ] but yeah. Bro, I was I think that was the first. time I really got like so drunk in front. of everybody. Remember that?

Oh, yeah. But but that was when it was. like high school's over. Yeah, yeah. Who cares, you know? Yo, I feel bad like all these people. that are that are graduating this year, finish all their studies and [ __ ] They. don't even have a chance of Well, at. least in America they can now, right? They can. They're free and [ __ ] But in. Ontario it's like you're you're. literally nah. Yeah, damn. Doug Ford. said nah. Yeah, just Canadians are out. of luck, fam. Real [ __ ] I like how. Canadians were roasting Americans and. now we in the same position. Oh, yeah. That's so true. Cuz cuz like. Americans rolling loud. Open that [ __ ].

up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. thing. Open that [ __ ]. up. I was like. It's whatever. Yeah. At least the world's getting. better though. It is. We're supposed to. be out soon. But Ontario somehow is. going to [ __ ] it up cuz of Look at that. [ __ ] that happened in like in our area. Beside the Walmart, they they huddled. around and drifted and like. they had a they had a car meet and then. like hella people showed up and [ __ ]. One person died apparently. That's a. rumor. One person died and one person. lost their eye. No. Yeah. From what? Like a shooting? No, cuz they're. they're like drifting the whips. You. know what I mean? Oh, word. They're.

doing donuts. Mhm. And then I think one. of it like hit somebody and I guess the. way like he he got hit his eye popped. out. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. That ass? I think he lost I think he. lost an eye or like he was like he it. popped out or some [ __ ]. Mhm. From a drift, fam? Yeah, bro. Imagine. It's it sucks cuz like over some stupid. [ __ ] You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Like fam like I I I knew. like Ontario is going to [ __ ] up. somehow. It's all fun and games, but like [ __ ]. when someone gets hurt, it sucks. At the end of the day, you look back in.

the memories, fam. I guess so. I guess so. Like low-key. Without an eye. I mean Like low-key the best memories. are when you [ __ ] around with your. friends and like some bad [ __ ] happens. Like you can look back. I guess. You feel me? Just be safe, y'all. Yeah, that that has to be safe. There was some disturbing [ __ ] though. that I watched. What What's disturbing [ __ ] You know. about Mr. 1222 Dirtbag? Who's that? They have to watch the video. Okay, okay. Okay, so this is like this. girl, right? Called Maura Murray Madison. who went missing one day. Mhm. Right? Cuz she told her teacher she's in. nursing school, right? So, she told her. teachers that she was going on like some.

holiday break cuz of family issues. Uh-huh. So, she had to leave early. Yeah. Right? So, in 2004, she disappeared. after after her car crashed on Route. 112. Wait, she disappeared on a car crash? Yeah, so the car crash was still there, but she wasn't there. Okay, yeah. Right? So, she she. disappeared. Mhm. 11 years later, remember Route 112. Remember that number. 11 years later. she's still missing, right? The police. are saying, "Okay, at this point, there's no evidence where she went. There's she's a missing person.". Declared as missing person. And her.

parents her dad always says there was. probably she probably. got murdered by a dirtbag, Mhm. Like. kidnapped. Kidnapped by a dirtbag. Yeah. Okay. So, 112 dirtbag. Those Remember. Yeah. So, in 2012. on the anniversary of when she got. missing Yes. some guy posted a YouTube. video, Mr. 112 Dirtbag. And the video was probably. the most disturbing [ __ ] I've ever. watched. What? What was it? just laughing. Ha ha ha. That is just laughing like the.

most evil laugh ever. It's a 4-minute. video of him just laughing. So, is it How did Is it tied? because because Route 112. Yeah. Oh, they're back one though. because his dad her dad was like he. probably got murdered by a dirtbag or. kidnapped by a dirtbag. Oh, [ __ ]. watch the video fam, it's so. I got while I was writing in my notes I. like I like got shivers. Did they show it? They didn't show the. girl though, right? didn't show the girl. But it was a guy. literally old ass guy in front of the. camera on the chair just.

What the That's so weird. Yeah, like imagine that [ __ ]. What if it's just trolling? No, but that's the thing. Like they they. still haven't like tied it together. It's still unsolved? Unsolved. Oh. Yeah. Cuz yo, you ever watch that. movie uh the Zodiac? No. Bro, so in the Zodiac they they were. looking for the Zodiac killer, right? And they ended up narrowing it down to a. few couple suspects. And one of the one. of the suspects they had like so many. things that lined up with him that may. have it was pretty much him. You know.

what I mean? Like all of these things. lined up that were like okay, it has to. be this guy. First of all, his watch was. called Zodiac. Oh, [ __ ] The brand of his watch was. Zodiac. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? He was. at certain places. He was into certain. things that the killer liked. But the the thing was. they didn't have any proof besides like. these little references that tied him to. the murder. And you can't accuse someone like that. Like if it's only like little clues It's. got to be it's got to be like solid. evidence type [ __ ] You know what I. mean? But it sucks cuz when when he.

leaves these little like hints, these. little references to show. It all like ties up. Yeah, it all it all ties up like how. could it not be him? You know what I. mean? How could it not? So it's it's. like frustrating like Yeah. Like we want. to get this guy, but we can't. You know. what I mean? That's probably like that. case. Is Is he in jail or they they haven't. they just haven't. So he This is long time ago. This is. long time ago. I believe it was in the. in the eight I believe it's 80s. But. what happened was they ended up. unsolved. Unsolved? Case unsolved. Left alone. Yeah. Because.

they couldn't do anything. I don't know. Imagine but like that. dirtbag [ __ ] really just creeped me out. cuz of the 112 dirtbag like that's. really weird. Yeah, but then it could just be a troll, too. But I don't know. It was an old. guy. It was an old old guy, fam. Or or. maybe you're saying old guys are evil. I don't know. That's a theory, bro. It might have been a troll or maybe the. guy like just record took like some. random old guy laughing hysterically. Yeah, yeah. posted it, but maybe the guy who posted. it was the killer cuz literally it was. on the anniversary.

See, that's the thing I'm saying. Like. it it it all lines up, but you you can't. prove it though. You can't prove it. It's just like. Yeah. The biggest troll. Yeah, it's like the biggest troll. Okay, look look look. It's either it's either. up to them to figure it out or they. can't get evidence and they can't solve. that [ __ ]. That's like cheating on a test. Like. if you if the teacher doesn't have. significant evidence What do you mean I. cheated? You you know um in Naruto the tuning. exams? No. So so in Naruto they had to write a. test. Yeah. Right? The tuning exams. They had to. write a written test, right?

Now this the the The first rule was like. you could not cheat. You could do. nothing to cheat. If we catch you. cheating, right? You're out. Now the key. was if we catch you cheating. So they. actually wanted you to cheat. They. wanted you to to express like your. abilities and use whatever you could to. cheat. But if we caught you cheating, then you failed the test. So the real. test was if you can cheat without. getting caught. Oh,

so it made them be like yo, what if what. if Did they end up cheating on that. [ __ ]. Everybody cheated, bro. Everybody. cheated. Yo, there's a theory. that Derrick Rose cheated on his SATs. Wait, why? Derrick Rose? Yeah, I think I think this is actually. true though cuz cuz he had to take a. SAT, right? But he made a guy go in the. class. and take it under his name. And it. qualified and and certified under the. University of Memphis and that's how he. got in. Oh, so so he had to he had to make like.

a certain requirement before he could. go? Yeah, yeah. So he made a guy take his. SATs. Wow. Yo, you could get away with that [ __ ]. eh? No, you can. You can. You could get away with that [ __ ] cuz I. always thought like cuz me and my cousin. were in the same. we were in the same program. Like So you both had WeGo? Yeah, and he. did No, no. He's a different last name, but but he looks like me. He looks like. me, you know? So I always thought like. what if what if he just went one day I. just let him like here's my ID. Here's. right. Cuz when they look at your ID. like they look at it, but they don't.

like stare like you know what I mean? The TAs are like all right. Looks like. you all right. You're blessed. And we we. don't advise this [ __ ] Like go take. your test properly. I DON'T ADVISE CHEATING. This is just. like this is just like in my head like I. was thinking about. But fam, low key. though I don't think they could find. out. Yeah. That's like that's like okay, if. you had a twin, what was the first thing. you would like do that whole day? If I had a twin. bro, if I had a twin I would take over. the world, fam. I do like I do like some. crazy. magician tricks and [ __ ] I do the. craziest like pranks. If I had a twin, I.

would. I would pretend to the world that my. twin didn't exist and that we were one. person. Oh yeah, that's 100% so you can get away. with that [ __ ]. So just imagine like I come out with. this um. with this podcast or like a show or some. crazy [ __ ] And then it comes down to. like a live event and millions of people. have eyes on me. And all of a sudden I. do a crazy like trick like I'm going to. conjure up No, I'm going to open the. multiverse. Boom. And all of a sudden. like my twin. Imagine that [ __ ] happening.

So so you just Okay, so you would just. troll the whole world. I'll troll the whole world, but I'll. make it like a phenomenon. You know what. I mean? So they would like praise you as. this god. They're like oh, [ __ ] I'll be like. Houdini or something. He can. control everything. Nah, I would do. that, too. I would low key go on. America's Got Talent and play one of. those tricks. You know it's like oh, if. if this sand lands on me before I. escape. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. You do one. of those. It's like the movie Prestige. You ever watch that? No, I haven't. Oh, you should watch that. Prestige? What is it about? It's It's about It's. about two magicians. It's exactly Ah, [ __ ] It's spoiler alert.

But but yeah, it spoiler alert it's. about two magicians and then they're. like they're rivals and they try to. outperform each other with different. tricks. And then I'mma leave it at that. I'mma. leave it at that. Amazing movie directed. by Christopher Nolan. It's um Christian. Bale and um. Oh, what's his name? Wolverine. Wolverine? What what's his name? Ah, Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman? Jackman. Damn. Fire ass movie. Really? Okay, I'mma have to see that. But yeah, the the twin [ __ ] too. Like. you know um you told this theory before. um the Markieff Morris and and Marcus.

Morris in the NBA? Oh, yeah. Bro, okay. Was it Was it the finals? So it was the finals. Markieff and. Marcus Or no, who was sick? Okay, so I think um so Markieff was sick. that one game, right? And they're twins. in the NBA, Markieff and Marcus, right? So they're saying that Marcus filled in. with him that game and they're they're. like trying to decipher like okay, maybe. the ears are not on, but they look. exactly the same. Yeah, yeah. I think they don't have any. And bro, the same tattoos, fam. Oh, they.

do? the exact same tattoos. So that's why. it's trippy cuz like you would look at. their their arms and see oh, okay, okay, maybe maybe this is a different person. because of the tattoo, right? Same exact. tattoos. Yo, imagine you have a twin. with the same tattoos as you, fam. Fam, that's we can rob a bank. He can do time for me. I'm chilling. I'm. chilling. Real [ __ ] bro. That's that's sick. though. It's crazy, bro. Like it's it's. like having it's like having a clone. It's literally having a clone. Yeah. You. know what? I feel I feel like Marcus. should just retire and then like just.

play whenever Markieff is just like. bored. He's like ah, I don't feel like. playing today. You want to go in? You want to go in. to save our bodies, homie. They they're. twins though, right? Like they're both. born the same day? Okay, good. Cuz cuz. some some siblings like yo, for example, I know these two these two siblings. They're not twins, but they look exactly. the same, fam. Like I feel like that. happens sometimes when when you have. like they're they're like one I think. they're one year apart. Shout You know. who I'm talking about. But yo, they look exactly the same and.

it's just it's just through genetics. It's not even like it's not even just. like they're twins. It just it just so. happens they look so similar. Just like um who's that model that has a. little sister? Sommer Ray. You know. Sommer Ray has a sister that looks just. like her? Sommer Ray? Yeah, she has a sister that looks just. like her, fam. I did not know this. know that? Nah. I know Chantel Jeffries has a. little sister that kind of looks like. her, but not a twin. But you're saying. Sommer Ray has a twin? No, she doesn't have a twin. She has a. sister that looks just like her. Okay. You seen those Siamese twins though? Siamese twins? Yeah, the like so there's. some I saw this TikTok of like there's.

two guys, right? Or like connected in. one body. Oh no, I know that. Yeah, so like so they would be like. this. So I'm like yo, what if you get. bored. of the guy, you feel me? It's kind of. messed up, bro. It is though, but like. what do you think? And like if we're. talking body distortions, I seen a. shorty with like three titties. For. real? Or like Nah, that's got to be like. plastic surgery. Cuz like there was this. model who was like okay, so like when. she was a teen she was showing like her. old pics with like a baseball thing and. then like when she grew up and she was a. model and she had like one,

Like she's known for for having three. boobs. And you already know all the comments. are like that. It's a rare breed. Yo, I'm pretty sure there was a woman in. India that grew four or something, right? Really? Like actually grew? Like real. Like four. Holy. But I I know there was someone with. three, but they got like plastic. surgery. Oh, and like she didn't get it. off? Yeah. I think. But I But like if. something that happened to me that was. like that, I would low key keep it. Like. having Okay, imagine having a body.

distortion. Yeah. Imagine having a third arm. A. third arm? Nah, I would low key cut that. off. I would low key cut that off. A third arm? Yeah. Okay, what if you had. four? What if you had you had four arms? Like the guy in Ben 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Bro, on that. yo, you'd be the you'd be the greatest. fighter. You'd be Mortal Kombat [ __ ]. They wouldn't allow that, fam. No way. No way. Imagine you got into a street. fight though. You can hold someone down. AND PUNCH SOMEONE. DOG. YOU CAN LITERALLY choke somebody. while punching, though. That would be. That would be hard, though. But like. that that [ __ ] is weird.

Okay, okay. Would you rather have two. arms I mean four arms or four legs? I. would low-key have four arms. Four arms? Cuz four legs what what what. what helps? What helps with four legs? You can kick people, you can I don't. think you can run faster. No, you would. I think you might be discombobulated cuz. like running with with four might be. like confusing, no? But a horse is. faster with four. A dog is faster with. four. Oh, you're right. You're right. But then. you're going to look like a centaur. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SHAPED. LIKE THIS. WHO the [ __ ] is that? Like running on the thing. I I know. people like like I don't like my height. I don't like how. Yeah.

skinny fat I am. I think I'm a proper. height. I like my height. Mhm. Cuz like I like I seen this comedy show. where it's like, "Yo, I feel like God is. evil because God made Filipinos love. basketball the most, right?". But but he made every Filipino like. [ __ ] 5'6". No, that's so true. Because I swear like if you ask any. Filipino why they didn't continue. basketball, what's the main reason? It's. cuz they're short. But we love that. [ __ ] Do you have any Filipinos in the. league? Uh there's there's a new guy um. that's up and coming. Filipino? Kai Kai, yeah. Word. Yeah, I think his name is Kai, but he's. in the G League right now. He's 7-ft,

though. Oh. Okay, there you go. There's. a theory that [ __ ] Yao Ming was made. in a lab. What? about that? No. Okay, in China, you know how the US. always ruled the Olympics, right? So. they had MJ, they had the dream team, right? So they were like, "We want to. get on top, right?" So they they they. were scouting for for people like when. they're kids Yeah. and they they make sure that they breed. them. so they can become a certain sport. So. they'll take a child and breed them.

mostly for basketball. you mean breed them like scientifically. No, no, no. Like they'll take them and. make sure their whole life is dedicated. to this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's like in Rocky, fam. Yeah, but here's the thing with Yao. Ming. Okay, so they took his mom and dad. were taken from when they were children. and they were bred to play basketball. No way. This led to a forced marriage. They had. Yao Ming. No way. Okay, so here's the thing. Yao Ming they. the government the Chinese government. supposedly made Yao Ming take all these. practices 6 days a week, right? And he.

wasn't getting the the key nutrients, right? So they they made him drink like. all this [ __ ] which made him grow way. more. Woah. why he ended up being 7-ft cuz he. originally he wasn't supposed to be. 7-ft. Damn. He he took these drinks that made him. like 2 in. 2 in every. How tall are his parents, do you know? They have to be like 6-ft. be Yeah, they have to be tall. Damn. But yeah. In in China, they only scout. for for girls at 5'7", for guys at. 6'10". Mhm. I feel like that's a There's. a lot of countries that do that, though. Like even in Russia, like Dagestan,

freaking Khabib. Yeah. His whole life he. was meant to be a [ __ ] MMA fighter, you know that? Mans was wrestling bears when he Yeah, when he was like 5 years old wrestling. with bears and [ __ ] bro. They do that. They do that. such a goat of video. of Khabib. Yo, that's [ __ ] hard. A man. That that. Yo, no one can compare to that, man. When I was 5 years old I wrestled a. bear. What were you doing when you were. 5 years old? Playing with Pokémon? I was ripping Beyblades. A lie. But. yeah, that's funny cuz I took some [ __ ]. too in the Philippines cuz I I still had.

dreams of becoming a basketball player. Yeah. And my mom gave me this drink. called Cherry Fair. Oh, what is that? Filipinos know this, but it's supposed. to increase like your growth hormone. Really? And low-key I I did grow cuz I I. wasn't supposed to be this this tall. Cuz your parents are a little bit. shorter? Yeah, my parents are hella. short cuz I'm taller than both of them. right now. Mhm. Me, too. My Most of my. parents are short. Yeah. But I'm I'm just like taller. Yeah. But I feel like what it is is just um. Placebo. No, no, no, no. I think it's. it's something in the Canadian water, bro. Low-key. Cuz how Or it's like the food here.

Something with the Dasani, fam? Not not. even Dasani, just like the food here, fam. What is in it? We have better GMOs? Maybe. Maybe. Cuz they put steroids in that [ __ ] Huh? They put steroids in the fruits and and. like the the meat and [ __ ]. Word. Yeah, cuz remember you were. telling me the Wingstop [ __ ] You you. have to tell them Yeah, bro. Okay, listen listen. Dog, anytime you go to a wing place, right? And you they bring out the platter. Let's say you order like 20 wings. You. have to take in 20 wings with how many. chickens to make that 20 wings? I mean, chickens have two wings each. Two wings.

each, that's 10 chickens, bro. Tell me how they killed 10 chickens for. just that little plate of wings. So are. you saying so they have mutated. chickens? Now listen. Now here's the theory. Here's the theory. What if they just genetically mutate. chickens to have like. 10 wings on one body. And it's not even like it's not even. like a regular chicken anymore. It's. like a wing chicken. Yeah. Yeah. It's just bare wings on the thing.

It's It's purpose of life is to is to. give more wings to us. Oh, that's [ __ ]. up. But I could see that, though. Cuz how many chickens, right? Yeah. Cuz at a wing place, you order like 20. pieces. Imagine like the whole table. orders like 100 wings. Oh, yeah. Whole table, right? Yeah. Bro, how many chickens is that? That's 50 chickens, bro. What happens to. the breasts? Yeah. I mean. What are you doing with that? What. happens to the What happens to the. thighs? Or do they just order the. chicken separate the chicken wing. separately just re-dosed? But how, though? I don't know. they just order they just order like. the wings part. Wings bulk? No, but I.

feel like these big like if you're a big. restaurant, you're going to have your. own like supplier. Yeah, that's true. Let's say like a Buffalo Wild Wings type. [ __ ] you know what I mean? Yeah. I. wouldn't I wouldn't just buy off like a. butcher. I'd have my own supply of like. my own farm. Okay. All right? So what if not even. like not even like a chicken itself? What if it's just like an organism that. grows wings? It's not even breathing and. [ __ ] you know what I mean? So it just. grows and it turns just just like. like a blob. It's like a blob that has. like 10 wings on it. Ew, bro. Ew. Okay, now I'm not going to Wingstop.

You ruined chicken wings for me, bro. Yo, but But okay, let's say let's say. that does happen. Let's say they do do. that [ __ ] behind closed doors. Mhm. Like. who's stopping them? Is that illegal? I. don't think that's illegal. They get the most bang for their buck. It's a business. Yeah. Might as well. save some [ __ ] by just ordering that the. wings. Yeah. Yo, did you know bananas were. [ __ ] like this small? No. Yeah, bananas were like this small and. then through GMO and [ __ ] like. into that? Yeah. Oh, [ __ ]. Through like fruit engineering type. [ __ ] they made it into the bananas we.

eat today and they don't even taste the. same. Mhm. Just like grapes. You know. grapes? They're genetically modified to. taste like cotton candy. What? Yeah. Grapes do not taste like cotton candy. No, there's like a certain breed they. genetically modified it to taste like. cotton candy. They have it at Costco. Right now? Yeah, they have it at Costco. to try that. What the hell? Did you try. it? It It's not like when you taste it you. don't realize it's cotton candy until. like, "Oh, yeah, it is cotton candy.". You know what I mean? I guess. Cuz it it tastes like so sweet. Okay. But they do that with everything, bro. They do that with like oranges. Oranges.

are like this small. Yeah. Now we have the [ __ ] the huge oranges. like this. Fam. Right? If you see a watermelon grow in. like the wild, Yeah. the watermelons are like a. baseball. Yo, because like when when you're a kid. you're like, "I don't want to eat. broccoli." They should do that with. broccoli and inject the the cotton candy. into the broccoli so the kids eat it. know what? I think they do that already. to make it taste better, low-key. The. broccoli? Maybe. Cuz if if you're going to do with if. you're going to do with the [ __ ]. fruits, why not the vegetables? But does. it lose all of its benefits, though? Like if you inject that [ __ ] then.

Nah, probably has better. That's what. I'm saying. So so if we have if we have. the ability to genetically modify our. food, we can have like the best food to. for best benefit, you know what I mean? Yeah. Best cost benefit. So let's say. let's say we get a certain amount of. nutrients from like this apple, right? Now this apple's small and I can make it. bigger and I can give it more nutrients. if I inject it with this blah blah blah. I start my own breed of [ __ ] apples. Now we have these super apples that.

whenever we eat we have more nutrients. instead of just getting the the ones you. found in the wild. Golden apple in. Minecraft, fam. Cuz you know they even. tried um this is true. They cloned a sheep or a lamb. For what? They They cloned it to prove. that they can they can clone [ __ ]. Oh, hell no. Just in a bottle, fam. Yeah. You think you think fighters like. genetically insert lower not steroids, but like a lower dose of like some [ __ ]. Cuz I know like the the I don't know. what it's called like HGH or something. [ __ ] like that. It's some supposed to. like calm the body down like when if.

you're It's like Um What do you call. this? It's like weed. Mhm. In the in a in a liquid form. CBD? I don't know, something like that. It might be CBD, but it calms the body. down and you. You So you're asking me if like fighters. use substances like that? I'm pretty. sure CBD's allowed in the UFC. I'm. pretty sure. Yeah. I could be wrong. Mhm. I'm pretty. sure it's allowed. I think even THC's. allowed. Yeah. I I don't know the gray area within. that, but. like if you if you bag a lot of these. athletes, right? I think it was Chael.

Sonnen. You know Chael Sonnen, the guy. that fought Anderson Silva? Mhm. So. he came out and said like all of these. people in the UFC, the Conor McGregors, Jon Jones, Jon Jones, come on. Yeah, yeah. You know. what I mean? All of these people all. these top top tier fighters, GSP, blah. blah whatever, right? They took not for. They took performance-enhancing drugs, but it wasn't the ones that get caught. It's a whole new thing. That's what I'm saying, like the lower. level ones. Like where you probably. wouldn't get caught with.

Yeah. Cuz you know the Muay Thai fighter. Rodtang? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know him. Bro, like I swear like some like his. chin is iron. Like he'll he'll he'll be. punching and then he'll put his head. towards you so. And then he'll punch you right after. Yo, but the Thais, fam, taking those. Thai mans, they go and train their jaw. and train their shin, train their. elbows, and train their fists. They'll. get [ __ ] gravel in buckets and pound. their hands in in the buckets. They'll. get their their legs and smash a [ __ ].

coconut tree. Okay, cuz I thought that's why I asked. that question cuz I thought he was. taking some type of steroid. Oh, that's why you thought that? No, they trained for that. Yo, if you ever. if you ever kick if you kick my shin, fam, Oh, yeah. I I did that whole. harder, right? Yeah. Now imagine someone that trains. way more than me. Like a Rottweiler. Imagine him, his shin is [ __ ] like. metal now. Yeah, it's like metal. Just because it's built all that callus. and [ __ ] it's so conditioned where it's. like. Yeah, fam. Metal. Cuz I was saying I was. looking at him like Muay Thai fighters.

like you guys train on that [ __ ] cuz I. remember you hit me with some type of. kick with your shin. You didn't kick me. with the top cuz Taekwondo we're meant. to hit like these kicks. You hit me with. the shin, fam. I swear I was gassed. I. was like what the hell just hit me? You. know what I mean? It was like a bat. It. was like a wooden bat. Yeah, cuz the. that's the difference with with Muay. Thai. Muay Thai is more like. it's all. just brute force and strength. Rather. than rather than like placement. It is. still placement, don't get me wrong. It is. It is. It is. But it's more like. wild kind of. You can see it coming but. like the the Muay Thai they just catch. it. It's nothing to them. It's like trading.

hits. It's like trading hits like. can you can you can you take my power? Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. But I. feel like Taekwondo you you talk about. Taekwondo. It's like It's just more. placement. Like like we don't have since. there's chest plates and stuff Yeah. we're more focused on how to get the. point. Yeah. You don't have to kill. them. Just get the point. But I heard tell me if I'm wrong. I. heard there's there's two forms of. Taekwondo. Okay. There's like the. traditional, that's where they do like. more of the combat. Yeah. Taekwondo and then there's more of. like the point style. So there's two. different styles, right? That's the newer style cuz I think it.

got softer after that. Cuz like the. older style it was no equipment. You. just go in with your uniform and you. just whoever knocks out first. It was more like karate-ish. Yeah, it was more karate-ish. That's. dope. That's dope. Have you seen. Have you seen those fights where like. they put they put like a Muay Thai. fighter and then like a Taekwondo. fighter? No, no, I haven't. There's so. many There's a lot. There's a lot. I. think there was um. It was like I think it was in the '90s. or some [ __ ] right? They had they had. this they had this like live event like. big event. Yeah. It was a Muay Thai fighter, Muay. Thai champion and a Taekwondo champion.

And they're fighting in their styles. Oh. In their styles. Not not like MMA, no nothing. Like they're strictly. Taekwondo, strictly Muay Thai. And you. can really see like the difference in. and it's so dope to see like. the best of each Mhm. and then see how. they move. You know what I mean? It's. really like seeing cuz if you look at a. MMA fight, right? Mhm. Looking at MMA. fight, you have like a Jon Jones and you. have like a GSP, right? You put them. together they kind of learn the same. [ __ ]. Yeah, they're they're used to it though. Yeah. They all learn kind of the same.

[ __ ] cuz it's mixed martial arts. Exactly. But when you take away some of the. training, then it's like oh [ __ ]. Yeah, I This guy is so different. I. remember the story cuz we were just. randomly fighting one day. It was me and. you, right? And um. in Taekwondo you're not allowed to grab. Oh yeah. No, here's the thing though cuz it was. just a sparring match, no rules cuz. you're used to grabbing, right? And that. those rules weren't established. So I threw a kick and you grabbed my. [ __ ] and you tripped ME. AND THEN I'M LOOKING my master's. watching my fight. So my my like 8-year.

like master that taught me everything. looking at my face like. And I'm looking at him and like sir, I. didn't know we're allowed to do that. But he's like yo, if you're in that type. of situation, you got to learn that you. know that he's a Muay Thai fighter. He. can do that to you. Yeah, that's that's. so dope like when you get into like MMA. and then looking at other different. styles, you get to see like okay, he's. more of this type of fighter. So he's. going to move a little bit more like. this. So I I think. I feel like the best the best way of. learning is like You have to go and.

experience it. No, no, no. I feel like okay, you know. how they they talk smarts, right? How. how would you call intelligence? There's. different type of intelligence. There's. like academic intelligence and there's. intelligence where it's environmental. smart, street smart. Right? But there's. also an intelligence where it's like. adaptability. So not only is he. quick-witted. he's so smart where he can adapt to. whatever situation. Yeah. So you put him into a situation that. that he hasn't been into and he's smart.

enough to learn it. Yep. Yep. You know what I mean? That was. not me though. Cuz I remember I was like I'mma stick to. this one thing. But I remember fighting. this boxer. Yeah. Yeah. Right? So he my master threw me in cuz. after Taekwondo practice is the boxing. practice, right? So he's like yo Gavin, come here. I'mma I'mma let you spar. Yeah. I'm like all right, bet bet bet. So I put on my things. He's like. anything is allowed. Yeah. So this big. ass guy like his shirt is tucked in. Yeah. Like you know those there's the. the heavy hitters, right? So I'm I'm. looking I'm looking. I'm like okay, this. guy is just slow. I'mma just try to. outsmart him, right? I don't do that. I.

stand and box with him. Oh yeah. Bop bop. he hits me with like some crazy thing. I. I get down and he's like bro, what are. you doing? You're Taekwondo. Move. around, you dumb ass. You can't you can't play his game. You. can't play his game. You got to switch. it up. I was literally fighting a Yoel. Romero. Like you fam, I seen I I remember the. vlog is coming soon but we you have a. boxing vlog. Yeah, we have a boxing. vlog. And John and John I seen him he. had a shirt tucked in just like the guy. I was fighting and I know I know he's. one of those bulky like I'mma hit you.

with one punch and you're out type [ __ ]. And you saw that that clip of Miles? Oh. my god, bro. gosh. But yeah, if I that's why if I. adapt to him I'mma have to move. Like. there's no way I can stand and fight. with him. And yo, you know what's dope? You can you can take kind of that like. mentality of I'mma learn in that. situation. I'mma learn through being in. that spot. Yeah. You can take that mentality and. bring it to whatever you want. You know. what I mean? Yeah. And I learned that I. feel like I learned that from fighting. Cuz when I was fighting you bro your. footwork is crazy. Your foot your. footwork is nasty. You know what I mean? And I feel like a lot of Taekwondo.

that's what they train footwork footwork. footwork, right? Muay Thai. we're really just like stiff. You're. standing. We're we're we're more like I. stand my ground, you stand your ground, right? Then you're like moving. everywhere like damn, I'm like a sitting. duck. You know what I mean? And especially. especially when you're in um. cuz you're open mat. Yeah. We're in open. mat. So when you're open mat you can. move everywhere. But in a ring. Yeah. then it's like closed off. You. can't move right. You get into the. walls. You get into the the side, right? The corner. So I'm like [ __ ] Okay, I got to adapt.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you. started. Oh, it was so funny cuz the first time. we sparring. Yeah. I kind of like moved around and. You killed me, dude. I I got slapped. I. got slapped. and then the next time we came I don't. know what happened but you started like. moving with me. I'm like oh [ __ ] and you. trapped me. Whenever you saw an. opportunity to trap, you trapped. I'm. like oh [ __ ] he he caught on. But it I. I love learning like that, right? I love. I love learning cuz I learned a lot from. just fighting with you as a Taekwondo. fighter. And then I kind of like I just. transferred it over and look it I took.

elements of that into my own style now. I just use it all the time now. Exactly. So would you ever do UFC? UFC? Yeah, longevity in that is crazy. You know what I want to see? I want to. see the [ __ ] like the TikTok. influencers fights go to MMA instead. They wouldn't. They're too soft for. that. Yeah? They're too soft for that. I. want to see it get there. If it gets. there, I'll do it. Oh really? If it gets there, I'll do it. YEAH, CUZ OBVIOUSLY. CUZ I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW THAT GUY WITH. THE BABY LIKE THE Michael I think his. name is Michael with the he's he's. famous on TikTok with his like little.

brother. Oh. the dancer. Yeah, the dancer. Like he's. he's he's getting he's getting [ __ ] up. by by whoever's fighting him. I think. he's fighting Is he fighting DDG? No, no, he's he's fighting Faze Jarvis. Oh. Yeah, he's getting [ __ ] up. I. don't know if these mans have hands. though. Yeah, I don't know. But I feel. like a lot of these people that go into. those influencer fights, they don't have. an idea of what fighting is. Yeah. I. mean they think it's just all fun and. games. They think like they can just. pick it up like basketball. But nah, it's different. to get thrown in the deep end, fam. They're going to They're probably just. going to have to learn. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz.

when you go into your first fight, how. how did your first fight go? First. fight? No, I knew everything cuz I was. experienced. I had like at least a year. of experience before I went to my first. fight. Or like 6 months. Yeah. So you had like. did you have like demos like Like it's. like high it's like high intensity. sparring. You know what I mean? Like. that. Every every week we would spar. So. I was already used to it. Yeah, that's. good. That's good. That's why I was so good with it cuz. like I already knew what was going to. happen. Mhm. You feel me? See for me. when I first got into the ring where. it's like the lights in your eyes and.

[ __ ] everybody's cheering and [ __ ]. it's different. It's different. It's. like I'm on a stage now. It's not it's. not I'm just I'm just here training. Like I'm on a stage I'm performing. Yeah. So like I got to get used to that. You know what I mean? Am I right by. saying this? Muay Thai there's only one. fight going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz. Taekwondo there's a bunch of fights. Oh. really? So it doesn't feel pressure. There's mat mat MAT MAT MAT. OH, WHAT? SO I'M LIKE IF I GET KNOCKED OUT only a. couple people will see it. Oh [ __ ] I didn't realize that. I know. Muay Thai is like main event of the. evening. Yeah, that's what it is.

Carlos so like you got to perform. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] I didn't bag that. No, o- only. like professional tournaments they'll be. like one mat. But the [ __ ] I go to is. like six fights. Not even in Muay Thai. we had this whole like um. you can Some events have it, some events. don't but we have this whole like dance. you do. It's It's called the Wai Kru. Okay. And then it's like a. it's a sealment of the ring. So you're. supposed to lock away any evil spirits. from coming into the ring. Oh [ __ ] So. in like in Thailand the the first ever. like Muay Thai events.

they would there's stories of like. people casting spells to like curse. curse the other fighter, right? So you. do this you do this whole ritual where. you do a dance. It's called the Wai Kru. and then you're pretty much blessing the. ring. So locking away all these evil. spirits, locking away all that evil. energy and then whatever happens in the. ring happens in the ring. Separate from the outside. That's fire. What you know I I don't. know if this is right but does the haka. represent something else? Cuz I don't. know what it represents but I know that. any any like New Zealander they do it.

Even like I I seen a video at the. airport when they were greeting. It. might just be a greeting but like they. do a dance. So so the haka is they're Pacific. Islanders, right? So they do it as like. a war cry. So anytime they go into. battle, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure. like a lot of other um. tribes did this too. Yeah. Like even. Samoans, right? They do the haka. as like um I'mma [ __ ] you up type [ __ ]. Oh really? It's like it's like a you. want to go to war with us, you know? You know those mans that talk so much.

[ __ ] before they fight? Me. Like. not like you know those mans that they. all they do is yell first. They yell. first. Oh okay. Oh you want to go, buddy? You. know what I mean? Type [ __ ] So it's. kind of like that but it's more of like. a. this is who we are, you know what I. mean? Instead of doing all that trash. talk, it's like one, two, you know what. I'm here for. screaming at them, screaming at them. And then it. intimidates the enemies. Mhm. But yeah, would you ever be want to be in those. rings with like the sumo fighters? A. sumo fighter? Yeah. Bro, they weigh like. 200 plus, right? Imagine trying to push. that [ __ ] bro. No, you know what? If.

I'm fighting a sumo fighter, if he. doesn't hold me, I'm good. But that's the main thing, though. They. they hold each other like crazy. If he. doesn't get it If he doesn't get like a. hand of me, then I'm blessed. Yeah. Like. I can hit him with some kicks and like. Yeah. get out there. I'll let you move around and dodge. you'll you'll fight blessed with him, unless he grabs you. No, if he grabs me. like I weigh like what? 100 something, 150? Yeah, you found you were his plate. Yeah, I'm telling you. Literally the plate he ate, like that's. how much you weigh. Yeah, exactly. Oh my. god. Like that [ __ ] that I That's why I. want to go to like Japan and all the. Asian countries just for that. Yo, I had. this super sick idea.

I'm going to say it on camera, but I. really hope nobody takes this idea. Yeah. So, in Hawaii when I went to Hawaii, they have this thing called a luau. I know that. You've been to a luau. before? No, I haven't been to a luau, but I know what it's like. So, in a. luau, they took like different, I guess, tribes, right? So, they had they had the. Hawaiian tribes, they had the ones from. Samoans, right? They had like all these. different Pacific Islanders. Okay. And. they showed kind of a display of each. tribe. So, one of them was like the fire.

dancing, one of them was the hula, Yeah. one of them was It's like they all had. different things. So, I'm like, what if. I make my own event kind of like a. Mortal Kombat event? No way. Where where I make it like Okay, I'm a display. taekwondo. Oh, [ __ ]. Like I'm a I'm a display Muay Thai. I'm a display. um judo, jujitsu, all of these different. like Roman wrestling, you know what I. mean? Yeah. And then whoever wins those.

tournaments. gets bumped up into the into the. gauntlet. That's hard. And then it's like taekwondo, Muay Thai, and then it's like judo, jujitsu, whatever. And then whoever makes it to. the top makes it to the top. That's. hard. But the rules are no one can be. like a MMA fighter, it has to be like. strictly Oh, you just got to use your. rules. Yeah, it has to be strictly like. how they train. Oh, [ __ ] So, it's kind. of like a luau but for fighting. I had I really want to do that one day. You're the Joe Rogan or who is it? Dana. White? Get a island. You put bare. fighters on that, except now it's just. like specific rules they're going to.

play. But you're going to need a lot of. people for that, though. I know. That's. like what That's like when I'm a. multi-millionaire, I'll come up with. something like that. We we can do some. little vlog like that just like of. single people. Mhm. And you just got to do like that. Bro, and I want to make it cuz in the. luau, they have like music and [ __ ]. They really set the tone, you know what. I mean? Yeah. Like you feel you're you're in. you're in that part of the world. Yeah. So, imagine you make it like. Japan. Yeah. And then like you put all. this like music and [ __ ] and then like. like whatever art you see, you know what. I mean? you hear all the Thai music.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And then [ __ ] Thai like yo. That would bring a whole lot of buzz, though. Mhm. Because because like I. remember in my my studio, too, there's. always been a conflict of who who's the. better fighter. Like the karate men. would roast the taekwondo men and the. taekwondo men would call them soft. Like. you guys are soft, bro. But then we. never had a tournament doing that, though. So, imagine imagine something. like that. That's what it takes, I feel like. That's what it takes. Cuz cuz now when. you have MMA, it's like you're taking a. little bit of Muay Thai, too, so you. can't really say Yeah. I mean, and then. be like, oh, you're taking a little bit. of this, so it's like it's not a good.

true test Yeah. of like which one's. better. But in reality, which one is. really better? I don't know if you can I. I don't think you can really say which. one's best. Mhm. It depends on the. fighter. Yeah. That's true. Bryce, I I've seen some. story about Jon Jones. Yeah. I think I. told you this before, but before every. fight, he would party hella hard. Oh, yeah, he used to do like and [ __ ]. hella hard before the fight. So, if he. loses, he he has something to blame. So, he'll be like, I lost cuz I partied, you feel Yeah, I heard that.

And and and Dana and Joe Rogan's like, what the Why the [ __ ] do you do that? He's like, nah, I needed an escapegoat. Cuz cuz you was a champion when you was. so young, eh? Yeah. You was champion so. young. I feel like when you're so young. and you come up on like such a big stage. and you have so many eyes on you and so. much success at such a young age, life changes in a way where like. you got to you're always chasing. something else and you're always looking. for, I guess, an escape from what you. you're at. Yeah. Look at Look at Justin Bieber.

When Justin Bieber. Like you remember that whole time when. he was getting like DUIs and [ __ ] He. was like partying and [ __ ] And even he. he talked about this before he went on. like a lot of drug abuse and [ __ ]. So, I feel like when when you're so. young and you find like. that success so quickly, Yeah. right? When when I I was going to say, yeah, go. ahead. [ __ ] can go like downhill if you. fall into the wrong things. Yeah. Like I was going to say Disney. stars. Mhm. Look at all them. Um what do. you call this? Who fell off really bad? Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is one of the. worst ones I've seen, but they're going.

to pick it up soon. But I feel like the. thing the things with. Disney stars, what sucks is they want to. try and. change their image. Yeah. Cuz when you're when you're. Disney, you're like Disney, oh, everything's like family-friendly, right? Yeah. Then they're stuck with that kind. of that kind of like stigma or that that. image. They're stuck with that image of. like it's too nice, it's too friendly, and then they don't get have those. opportunities for like those darker. roles. Like they're not able to express. themselves the way they want to. Yeah. Right? Like seeing like seeing a Disney. star on like a horror film, you're not.

going to low-key you're not going to. you're going to remember that Disney. star from like what he came from and not. take the horror film seriously. Yeah, yeah. Yo, but you know who I. really like? Olivia Rodrigo. She's doing. a good job. Bang. She's doing a Yo, she's swearing in her. songs, eh? Yeah, I think so. in her songs. The but the the the album. that she put out was mad depressing, bro. No, it was good, though. It was. good. I loved Like I actually got in my. feels. That was just so good. Like I think that's the first time I. actually sat down and listened to like. one of those type of albums and I was. like, damn, like why am I kind of sad? Yo, fam, did you know there's a theory.

about Olivia Rodrigo's track good for. you? No. So, Okay, here's the theory, fam. Okay. So, you know the track. Misery Business by Paramore? Yeah, yeah. It sounds almost exactly the same to. Olivia Rodrigo's track good for you, right? Yeah. Now, it has the same chorus, it. has the same like upbeat, it has the. same kind of like progression. And if you look at the lyrics, Yeah. there's a theory that Olivia. Rodrigo's track is just a prequel to her.

track. So, the story lines up. Oh, yeah. Olivia Rodrigo's track is about her. getting her heart broke by her boyfriend. that left her, right? And then after 2. weeks, she he went and found another. girl. Misery Business is about a girl. that takes a guy from another girl after. 2 weeks of meeting. Nah. Like that exact. plot? Yeah, so if you look at the. lyrics, Olivia Rodrigo I mean, yeah, Olivia Rodrigo, she says like. found another girl after 2 weeks, blah,

blah, right? Says something like that. And then and then in Paramore, Hayley. says. it was only 2 weeks, caught on fire. Oh, no. But yo, here's the thing, though. I was. playing Guitar Hero, dog, taking the. first time I heard Olivia Rodrigo's. track. You knew it. No, no, no. I was playing. Guitar Hero upstairs, right? Yeah. And then my sister walked in, she. I was playing Misery Business. Yeah. Guitar Hero Guitar Hero World. Tour. My sister walked in, she's like, why. does this sound just like Olivia. Rodrigo's new track? I'm like, does it? I don't even know. I don't even know. I. don't know. I didn't listen to that, right?

Yeah. She pulls it up, I'm like, yo, it's exactly the same. If you listen to. it, trust me, you'll see the. resemblance. Yeah. She definitely took. inspiration from it. It's not like she. was she was biting it. It was more like. a a tribute. Yeah. Mhm. I I I would get that. Yeah. Maybe she's influenced by that. Yeah, she's just influenced by that. And. what's dope is like I love that she's. bringing that. Mhm. that punk pop that punk rock type. of type of sound back. You would never. expect someone like that to do it. Cuz. like Uzi, he does the Paramore [ __ ]. too. Like he loves Paramore. We all grew. up on Paramore.

Mhm. So, that's fire. And it's dope cuz. like. the kids now, Yeah. they didn't know. those tracks, you know what I mean? So, it's kind of like bringing it back. It's. kind of like bringing it back for. everybody else to enjoy because it's. kind of it's getting lost. Shout out. Shout out Olivia, man. Yeah. Shout out. Olivia. Half Filipino. She's half. Filipino, right? Yeah. But yeah, oh, there was also in You said. kids. In the Kids See Ghosts album, Mhm. you know Kanye at the audio files, some. of the audio files are from real ghosts? No way. Yeah. If if you listen to the the track, I think it's called Kids See Ghosts,

like the screeching you hear screeching. in the background cuz I listen on my. cell, I'm like, bro, the screeching kind. of like is weird. Why would they put. that on the track? Woah. So, they're saying that Kanye sampled. actual ghost audio? Yo, that's sick. album. That's sick. Yeah. That's so dope, bro. Like that's some. Kanye [ __ ] Kanye is just outside of the. box. Fam, fam, I was looking at Kanye's. theories, there's a whole bunch of them, bro. Like [ __ ] um one of them is like. all his tweets are in code. Damn. And [ __ ] like that. Yo, cuz like.

fam, I don't know if we talked about. this on the episode before, but do you. remember in uh on the Yeezus tour, Mhm. just before he got diagnosed with. bipolar, Yeah. he had like. he had kind of this moment on stage. where he was like, everybody listen to. me. They don't want me talking about. this. They're going to kill me after. this, blah, blah. Listen, I'm in danger, blah, blah. He's talking about he's. exposing kind of the industry and [ __ ]. Fam, the next day, they said, Kanye diagnosed bipolar. Oh. Put that. [ __ ] under the rug. Yeah. Never never heard about that other.

[ __ ] he was talking about again. Mhm. It's like he's bipolar, that's it. It's like never mind, excuse all the. [ __ ] I was saying. It's just a. I was diagnosed with that [ __ ] Yeah. I'm telling you there's got to be. something with him, bro. Cuz he's just. Fam, there's cuz even. cuz Kanye is supposedly like member of. Illuminati and [ __ ] right? Yeah. There's a theory. Someone. Someone's got to research. There's a I. don't know. I I tried to research, but I. couldn't find anything. What was it? But Kanye always forgets his lyrics. Why? So, and on SNL, on Kendall Jenner's. birthday party, he performed, he forgot.

the lyrics. On like different types of. occasions, he always forgets lyrics. So, So like a theory going around that Kanye. Yeah. I don't know why but Kanye always. forgets his lyrics. Damn. People people are saying like okay. he probably has a bunch of songs. Maybe he's a robot and [ __ ] Chris. Jenner like Chris Jenner get out of him. You know what I mean? Remember get out? BRO THERE WAS A KANYE. THE KANYE tweet is like everyone knows. they wrote get out for me. Yo. You. didn't know that? No that's so true. though. That's so true. Cuz even like. Dave Chappelle and like yeah like Jordan.

Peele himself was talking about it like. they they'll take those people and then. in those positions Mhm. and make them like that. You know what I. mean? Like [ __ ] brainwash them. Yeah. Put on this whole image. Brainwash them. to do their bidding. Yeah. And it. that kind of goes hand in hand with what. we see. It's just like it's not talked. about. You know what I mean? Mhm. And I think Dave Chappelle said it the. best. He's like. it's not it's not necessarily the. person. Yeah. Maybe it's the environment that's [ __ ].

up. That they're put in? Yeah. Cuz that's. what it is, right? That it it's really. just the environment that [ __ ] you up. Yeah. Cuz he's around. some [ __ ] bro. Mhm. So next time you. look at somebody think about like. okay he's acting in a certain way. But maybe it's not his true character. Maybe it's just the environment he's put. in. Cuz the environment you're put in makes. you do certain [ __ ] you wouldn't do. Yeah. Cuz if you're all around with some. [ __ ] adrenaline junkies you're going. to jump off that cliff with them. Yeah. No matter what they what you say.

fam you're jumping off with them. Exactly, right? If you're [ __ ] like. if you That's why it's so important like. keep keep in mind who's around you. Keep. in mind like who you want influencing. you cuz you're going to end up like. them. Yeah. If you keep like. associating. Exactly. It it's like those ones that's. like okay I'm going out with blank. And. then your parents know who that is. Okay. yeah you're good. Yeah yeah. You're not going to [ __ ]. around but you're going to do it. responsibly. Mhm. You feel me? Cuz. whenever I go out I I always say two. names. And then my parents will always. say yeah go. Mhm. You feel me? So it's a. good circle I have.

Good [ __ ] But yeah from from your. childhood did you do you still have your. friends? My childhood friends? Like like. let's say all elementary school. Let's. say elementary. Yeah. Josh Josh my elementary school. friend. Oh yeah that's crazy. I don't I don't. think I have any of my elementary school. friends. Nah you did. Like I know I know of them but like I. don't hang out with them no more. Oh okay okay. But like from early. elementary school? Yeah. Nah. But yo shoutout shoutout to the. people that I went to uh I went to. elementary school in Scarborough. And. then like a bunch of them like hit me. up. They're like yo I remember you. Cuz. they seen the TikToks like yo you showed.

up on my for you page. I swear I. remember you. Yeah. But how how how they remember you. though? Cuz you're still like a little. kid. Okay bro I'm going to tell you. something. Yeah. Fam when I was when I was younger, right? Yeah. I low-key this is this is how I became. like this. Okay. I used to tell stories. like all the time Yeah. in in elementary. school like on the bus and [ __ ]. Okay. Like my dad picked me up from. school one day and he's like. he's like it was almost like you're. Jesus. Like you have all these people. around you like I'm talking to them. I'm going to tell them story. I'm. telling them my dad's jokes. I'm telling.

them stories and [ __ ] And everybody. else is like gathered around like. So maybe that's where it came from. I. DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THAT'S where it came. from. Like this was you as a kid doing this? Yeah. I used I used to like talk I used. to. like have some some dark jokes before I. used to say. I don't want to say them. here cuz low-key they're they're. outdated. Yeah they yeah. It is what it is. Yeah. That's fine. because as a kid fam I remember. kindergarten my teacher was my only best. friend. Oh yeah you told me that bro. Fam fam I. remember at recess like kids would be. playing around I would just stick with. the teacher. Mhm. I'd be like hey you.

want to And like whoever wanted to play. with me I'm like I don't want So you. didn't get in trouble a lot. I hell no I got I didn't know like the. principal did not know me at all. Word. Yo fam I'm going to tell you a story. So. first first time I saw snow I don't know. if I said this before. First time I ever. saw snow at school Yeah. and everybody had recess and [ __ ] Yeah. First thing I did. snowball and I chucked it at some kid's. head. BUT IN MY HEAD I'M LIKE THAT'S WHAT. WE'RE supposed to do. Cuz all the. cartoons we see is like anytime you see.

SpongeBob. Yeah. take snowballs throw at each other. snowball you know what I mean? Snowball. fight. Yeah. Any cartoon you Timmy. Turner there's a snowball fight. You. know what I mean? Word. So first thing I saw I'm like oh. [ __ ] Snow. Let's go. You know what I. mean? And then [ __ ] I didn't I didn't know. I didn't know any better than like damn. he started crying. Damn bro. I'm like oh [ __ ] And then like. But what was good was it was it was like. a snowstorm. Yeah. So it was like snowing heavy Mhm. and. you couldn't like see anybody. You were sniping the miss.

GHILLIE IN THE MISS. I WOULD HAVE [ __ ] Bro and then um the. I remember this so clearly my teacher. was like. I don't know who it was. Somebody threw a snowball at Jason's. head. You're the like And then I'm like yo who. did that bro? Throw snowballs. Who's the idiot man? Come on be responsible bro. Oh my god. Yeah. No I never did that bro. Like I. was so I was so low-key like in my in. like I don't want to get in trouble cuz. I don't know what to Mhm. But I remember.

this all the I think this is the the one. time I actually got in trouble and like. first feeling of like oh my god I'm. free. Yeah. type [ __ ] was So the the whole. field was closed cuz it was snowing, right? And there was a big hill that you. had to get past. Yeah. So there was. there was like 15 kids on the wall, right? Yeah yeah. And all the kids are talking. they're like yo on three we're going to. run and and go on the field even though. it's locked and [ __ ] right? And start. throwing snowballs and [ __ ] like that. So I'm like um I don't want to go. And. then. like like we said. Yeah. if you surround yourself with that. environment you're running anyways,

right? So every three two one go. I stop a bit. I'm like [ __ ] do I do it? I run, right? Bro there's a teacher the teacher's. looking at me. I pushed some guy. Oh. And I actually got booked for it. Really? Yeah cuz they took me to the principal's. office. This is the first time I got. ever taken to the principal's office. And that was the only time I Bro of. course of course the first time I do. some [ __ ] I I get booked for it. Oh. So that's that's what made you like. okay I'm not doing no. Yeah. Like they called my name too. They're like Gavin what are you doing? I. like I pushed a guy. I'm like I'm a bad kid now. You feel me? See I I I think what I.

think what made me like not care about. [ __ ] is is just from cartoons. Word. Just from what I've seen that that's. what I learned. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cuz if you take a if you look at. like some kids growing up now they'll. say some stuff like where did you learn. that? Yeah. Right? They learn it from. what they watch. They learn it from like. their environment. Going back to. environment. Yeah. They learned it from their. environment like what they're watching. on TV. What are they watching on. YouTube? What were you watching that. made you. Phineas and Ferb be all right let's do. some crazy [ __ ] today. Ah I don't know. Maybe Phineas and Ferb. Who knows? No low-key Phineas and Ferb.

low-key like helped people with their. creativity. Like I swear made kids like. want to be imaginative. You I feel like. you read a lot. Did you read a lot. growing up? Yeah. I read a lot of like Archie and. [ __ ] like that. Yeah. Do you ever read. those books where it's like um You know. uh go go ahead. Yeah go go go. No I just I was going to. say Bone but it wasn't even that good. Bone Bone was fire. Bone was fire. That was a six year. Yeah. Yeah. But you. ever read those books where it's like um. turn the page to this and then follow. the story. Turn your page to this. Would. you want to go to this path or this. path? You ever read those books? It's.

Goosebumps. Oh Goosebumps too. I remember that. It's. Goosebumps but it's like choose your own. path. Yeah. So I remember I used to it. was like a five of us in the classroom. We're like okay let's read this book. Yeah. Okay. There's a goblins down this. path blah blah blah. Do you want to go. to the left side or the right side? Yeah. And then we choose and then you. flip the page. Oh no you died. You fell. in a pit of lava blah blah blah, right? Yeah. So what we ended up doing. I'm like yo let's make our own. So I. feel like this is what this is what. triggers my my my creativity. Like let's. just let's just make our own, right? Yeah. Nah we just made our own. We're.

like okay you're you're trapped in a. locker and then there's a there's a. lunch box in the corner and then there's. a safe. All you have is a knife. Which. one are you going to go open? You know what I mean? And you you're. like in there with your friends like yo. what are we doing? So I I just wrote this [ __ ] down. I'm. like okay which one you picking bro? Which one you picking? And like you open. you open the lunch box it's a bomb. Boom. you're dead. You know what I mean? I'd be like [ __ ] man restart restart. Yeah. But yeah bro I don't know all I. think what what also made me like hella. shy you remember Pingu? Ping Oh the.

show? Pingu Pingu. Yeah the show, right? who never said anything like except for. like ba Yeah yeah yeah. some [ __ ] like. that. I think that triggered my like. shyness cuz I don't want to say anything. except like Really yeah? Cuz I watched. Pingu bear. Oh that was your favorite? Yeah. And like the the trauma that still. gets me today. You you know that he had. a nightmare of a walrus. I don't know I don't know but it was. Yeah it was a walrus that literally took. him up and like started stretching him. started like beating him up. This was on. a children show. Yeah. So I don't know why but like does. that relate to obey the walrus? Nah.

okay. Yo there's so many I got to look into. this more but I still I still haven't. found the meaning to it. But there's. always a reference to a walrus. So. Oh word. for example obey the walrus, right? Mhm. What's cursed? Yeah. Obey the. walrus that name already attached to a. cursed video on YouTube, okay? Now remember in Soul I talked about this. in Soul. when they're going up the escalator to. heaven. the person behind them was like oh I. guess my dreams about the walrus are. wrong. Wait.

The walrus. I'm like why did they say. that, right? Cuz cuz they had all these. people going on the escalator they're. talking about oh yeah. I knew it was just going to be just like. this blah blah. And then the person in. the back like oh I guess my dreams about. the walrus were wrong. It's like walrus, right? And then in the Beatles song. Yeah. I am the walrus. Nah. What does walrus mean? The Beatles song. You know that song? You heard that name. before? I am the walrus. Yeah why is the. Why is there like a connection to like. [ __ ] dark [ __ ].

in that song there was nothing mentioned. about like sea creature or anything like. abnormal. Nah. It was a regular song. It's something about like. like a spirit there's a spiritual. element to it. Oh so the walrus like a. ghost like somewhere. Yo that's crazy. cuz Pingu in a child show Yeah. have a. dream about a walrus. Mhm. Bro I have a. crazy theory for you, okay? I go. So take in. you know how they talk about unicorns in. the Bible? Back this. Unicorns, right? Mhm. They talked about unicorns in the Bible. When they described it in the Bible.

though Yeah. they never described it as. it was a horse with a with a [ __ ]. horn. Okay. They never described it like. that. They described it as legs like a. horse, as strong as a stallion, with a. big horn on its head, right? Yeah. Very strong. But if you look in the wild, there's. nothing like that. And as we know, a lot. of the stuff in the Bible is referenced. from real things. Yeah. Real things. So, the true unicorn was actually a.

rhinoceros. Oh, yeah. Cuz it has a It. has the it has the horn, right? Now, take this in, bro. The leviathan. What the The leviathan. You know in the Bible, leviathan, it's. like a a sea creature. It was like super. so powerful with with jaw that can kill. everything, right? Now, what's something in the wild that they. may have seen to give them. that reference? What is it? It's a. crocodile. It's just a crocodile. What? Yeah, it's just a crocodile. We think of. the leviathan as like, oh, it's this.

huge like cracking, I mean? It's this. huge thing, right? Dog, we that's. that's not real. We never seen [ __ ] like. that in in in the world. Oh. So, what if. it's just really just they described it. and it's lost in trans it's like broken. telephone. Oh, yeah. I tell you it's like as strong. as a horse, right? So, as strong as a. horse, you know, it's a horse. You know what I mean? And then another. man will tell you that no, it's a. crocodile. Exactly. Now, the behemoth. The. behemoth. Yeah. about it's like this huge mammal.

that was um it it likes to it likes to. stay in the shade, right? It's very. huge. It's very big, very strong. Yeah. Now, bro, the the description of the behemoth. lines up. with a hippopotamus. Oh, yeah. It's just a hippopotamus. a different perspective type [ __ ]. Yeah. So, I feel like a lot of the. things it's exaggerated, but there is. truth to it somewhere. We just lost the. original meaning. Yeah. So, why do you think that is that. why they always come back to the walrus?

Cuz they know it's like. the walrus. No, we still talking about the walrus. Nah. I thought all this would like okay, it was a crocodile, but all the answers. led up to the walrus. Maybe. Yo, actually maybe. That's why I thought you. were going to. Nah. Cuz the walrus has horns. Is that a. walrus? That's a walrus with the. No, but it doesn't have like a horn like. this. Yeah, but but you see broken. telephone. I don't know. If it says. horns, if it says horns, yeah. All right? Yeah. But yeah, going back to. the the [ __ ] walrus video, there's.

another cursed video that I searched up. You have another cursed video? Okay, what is it? There's there's a You watch this? No, I. didn't. I swear to god I didn't. Okay. Cuz it was so scary, fam. Like people. were telling me not to watch it. There's. a Japanese Kleenex ad Mhm. that was supposed to be cursed. What? Right? A Kleenex ad? A Kleenex ad, like the tissues. Okay, yeah, yeah. So, there's a 30-year-old like Kleenex. ad that they um that they made, fam, that spawned all these urban legends. that are still roaming around today. cuz in the video, the lady birthed a. baby. What? What do you mean? Like I didn't.

watch the video, but I read the. description. So, she birthed a baby in. that in that ad who was supposed to be. the devil. Wait, what? The devil baby. What the [ __ ] So, so this devil baby. like he died from a like it died from a. car crash and got dismantled. So, that's. why it's roaming around. this in the in the commercial? It's like. a 10-minute ad. What the hell? Why would they make that? I don't know. If Japan people are crazy, man. No, but but if you really take it in. like like Chinese and the Japanese like. No, the Asian commercials go crazy. are crazy. The Asian I remember seeing.

this one, it's like a man made out of. yogurt and then he's like eating his. head. I've seen that. That was one of. the most disturbing ones. He's like like. eating himself. He's like made out of. yogurt. And and he would look directly in the. camera and eat it. It was so [ __ ] up, bro. They're just. on a different level of creativity, bro. Yeah, I know. We just don't understand. them. Yeah, that that's That's all it. is. That's that's all it is. They're all. some next way. Yeah. But yeah. But. there's also like I read a ghost story, too, that there's this I think it's. called Teke Teke. Oh, [ __ ] That sounds. scary already. Yeah, I know. I was like yo, low-key when I was.

researching all this [ __ ] I'm like. [ __ ] man. I don't want to get. All right, let's hear let's hear it, though. Yeah, but yeah, Teke Teke is literally. so this this um schoolgirl, right, got. bullied by all her friends and got tied. up to a railroad track. Oh. Train killed. her. Yeah. Since her body was split, so she's. supposed to be roaming around today half. body with two grim reaper knives. What. the hell? So, I'm I'm reading all this [ __ ] like. yo, what the [ __ ]. Yo, when you go to Asia, there's like. all right, what do we got to look out. for? Read the list, Gavin.

I just read the Sasquatch. All right, we. got this lady. Teke Teke. Don't use Kleenexes. Bro, what the hell? But yeah. But yeah, since I I low-key. don't want to go to Asia now just cuz I. read so much on that [ __ ]. Mhm. But yeah. Yo, okay. Now, I have a. theory for you. What if. going back to the broken telephone thing. we're talking about, right? Yeah. What if a lot of these urban legends, right? A lot of these urban legends, they say. don't do this because they might come. Right? Yeah. What if there was someone that's.

like evil, like yo, let's make them not. do this so they come. So, what if it's a. twist on it? And then you're like, oh, I. should never do this or I should do this. when that happens. What if it's the. opposite? And they [ __ ] it up for you. so that they'll show up when you do. Okay, but you're saying this, but what. if people start listening to you and. they start not doing or doing the [ __ ]. that they're not supposed to do and like. it actually brings it to them. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true then. That's. true. So, it's like, oh, don't turn your. lights off at this point. Mhm. But but.

then Carlos is telling you, yeah, go do. it cuz like it's it's opposite. And then they actually get [ __ ] up. Now, you don't know the truth. Now, you. don't know the truth. You don't know what to do now. Your way. is always thinking is is like always. like I don't know. It's like left field. It's left field. Yeah. And that's always. like I'll tell you some normal [ __ ] and. then like you'll take it some next way. No, that's actually so true, though. But. but that that's cool, though, cuz like. people don't have that. You got to have. people like that to keep your life. entertaining. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people might call that crazy. Yeah.

But like you can't always. the person who always follows rules with. is which is me. And then you person who. does whatever [ __ ] they want is you. Well, I don't do everything I want, but. like But like you'll think of it that. next way. To an Yeah, to an extent. But yeah, I. feel like just influences that we learn. or how we are grown up, how we were. brought up. You kind of take on these. like personality traits or even just. like morals. We set our own morals, right? Yeah. Cuz not only is it your parents. setting your moral it's really you. Yeah. It's really you. You decide. whether like I'm going to be like this.

Cuz there's a lot of people that were. strict, right? They were they were very. locked down, very conservative. me. And then all of a sudden they get. freedom, they go crazy. Yeah. You know. what I mean? They go party every day. They get into like hard drugs, blah blah. blah. Now, it really depends on the person what. they take on. Mhm. And then you get to. see like different characters show up. That's why they That's why I just love. talking to people. I love talking and. meeting new people, seeing their walk of. life. Mhm. You know what I mean? Like. they're going to think differently than. me. I'm thinking differently from them. Mhm. And we get to share experiences. We.

get to see their opinion on things, you. know what I mean? The way their mind. works. And then. what I really try and do is like I try. and I try and pick their brain and then. like see, oh, maybe I should start. thinking stuff like that. Yeah. All right? Yeah, that's cool cuz I. think when I have a kid, I'm going to. put him in so many things just so he can. get that experience. Mhm. Cuz like I've seen like what do you. call this? In swimming, cuz there's mans. I know now that still can't swim type. [ __ ] And whenever you go to water. fountains, they're they're not having. fun cuz they don't know how to swim. Yeah. So, I'm like, okay, I'm going to. put him in swimming. like it's really important swimming.

especially. yeah, like And it's a life skill. It's a. life skill. Yeah. I remember um. I seen a video. where they literally just dropped a baby. in the pool, like a baby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they would. come up and float, right? And that's how. they they kind of learn. Mhm. That's. literally just throwing off the deep. end. though. That's instinct, right? yeah. Like they'll do that instinctively. to. go over and then open their mouths to. the to the air. Yeah. Which is dope cuz. that's like our that's like our survival. mode. You know what I mean? Have you. ever been put in that. Straight out the womb. Have you ever. been put in that position where you just. have to I have to adapt now, like let me.

get into survival mode. Oh, okay. I I don't know if I said this. story, but. Yeah. I almost got hit by a car. Oh, [ __ ]. Right? I almost got hit by a car. I was. just walking down the road. Mhm. And then this car almost hit me. It was. coming straight at me. Now, they say. when you get into these moments, you're. either a fight or flight, right? A lot. of people are fight. A lot of people are. flight. Mhm. Now, until that moment comes, you. don't know really what you're going to. do. That moment came that day. That. moment came that day. I saw this threat.

I thought I was going to die. Yeah. And then I'm like, [ __ ] someone's. trying to kill me. So, I'm going to. fight them. Okay. So, I'm like, I'm. getting ready cuz I thought someone was. trying to like attack me with their car, hop out, and then punch me, whatever, right? So, I'm like, okay, I'm getting. ready to fight. This guy came out of the. car and he's like, oh, I'm so sorry, blah blah blah. Are you okay? And I'm. like, damn, I thought you were trying to. kill me. Like I I thought we were going. to fight now. Uh-huh. And like, damn, I guess my mind. is set into that mode where it's like. I'm fight mode. I'm not flight mode. But. I think it depends on what the situation.

is. Cuz like if I see [ __ ]. like a ghost, I'm running. YEAH, I'M I'M OUT OF THERE, BRO. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. OKAY, YEAH, that's that's cool cuz I have a similar. story, but like it was flight mode. Okay, so I remember buying this phone. Yeah. off of LetGo. Mhm. Right? And. LetGo is already a a really. Sketch. Sketch as hell. So, the guy hits. me up, very good deal. Meet me at the. back of the school. Yeah. Okay, I'm. like, okay, let me go with my dad, right? So, this is what happens. We meet. them at the back of the school.

Boom, they show us the phone, but they. don't show we ask for [ __ ] We're like, yo, can we see receipts for this? Can we. see receipts for this? They don't give it, so this is what happens. The guy goes. down. on his one knee and starts tying his. shoes. Aw, red flag, man. That that's. that's And I'm in the car and my dad is. only out there. But. me being in the car, it's it's Dad, get. out of there. Yeah. Right? But my dad's staying there like. like, okay, like if [ __ ] goes down, like. he might fight, bro. So, I have to get. out the car, but I like if that. situation happened bro I might have to. go out there and fight but at that.

moment I'm like dad get out of there. Yeah. And and the deal never happened. because my dad just walked away he's. like no I know this is like some stolen. phone you can't get me with that. Yeah good [ __ ] But if that was me by. myself. I don't know what I would have done to. be honest. If he was on the ground I. would have low key like. started kicking. But like I don't know what he was going. to do. Yeah you don't know right? Fam it. only it takes like those moments to. realize what you're going to do eh? Like and it's so quick. That's why that's why you train for that. [ __ ] You know what I mean? You know. those Krav Maga people they train.

they train for like the gun pointed at. your head and [ __ ] like. But then YOU SEEN THE. YOU SEEN THE KID WHERE IT'S LIKE. HE'S LIKE THAT KID IS DEAD. RIP. BUT THEN LIKE then like you don't know. if that shit's going to work until it. happens. Yeah. You know? Cuz cuz your. instinct isn't telling you to like huh. huh Yeah yeah yeah. That's why it's. sometimes I roast the karate mans cuz. like in a fight when they're doing their. patterns like you're you're not busting.

out during a fight doing your patterns. you feel me? That's so true it's so. true. But it is it is like. I guess it's form at the same time. Yeah. But. fam you want to just spar. That's what I'm saying like if I get. into a street fight low key man I I. would just start jumping around and. kicking cuz that's all I know. Yeah. But. if you ever get in a street fight and. you're outnumbered just cut. Really? It's not worth it's not worth fighting. It's never worth fighting. It's only. worth fighting if what you have. something to fight for. What are you. fighting for right? Are you fighting for.

your life are you fighting to impress. somebody are you fighting to what prove. something? Yeah. Nah at the end of the. day you only fight if you have something. you're fighting for. Yeah bro. And then. like I I was cornered before in Toronto. I was with my my cousin. Yeah. And we. got cornered by like these four dudes. they gave me the yo yo nice shoes bro. what size are they? I'm like oh [ __ ]. right? So I'm sitting there I'm like and. my my cousin tells me give them your. shoes bro it's not worth your life. So I. I take off my shoes give it to them. I walk home with no shoes. Damn.

seriously I never heard this. Yeah. [ __ ] bro. But like that some people are. so stupid enough that like nah bro like. shoot me for my shoes like what fam? Like give your shoes away dog. Like my. cousin's way more street smarter than me. he's like just take it. Yeah depends the. yeah if if you're in a position where. like. what are you going to do? If you're. outnumbered be smart. Yeah it was two on. four. It was two on four. Yeah if it's. something like that. you know? What are you going to do? Unless you get them like off guard but. like [ __ ] you know? That's why I'm like. I don't I don't want to risk my life. just cuz of shoes bro. Yeah just be safe.

be safe. Be smart most thing. Always. Real [ __ ] or just [ __ ] start. screaming. Yeah you just start screaming. Cuz low. key if I'm if I'm in that position I'm. just like ah. This guy's weird let's leave him alone. Yo one way okay this kind of a life hack. this might not work with everybody. but if you ever get in a position where. you're outnumbered one way you can like. push them away or like get them away. from you is to just [ __ ] flare your. arms everywhere. fam. Cuz if you ever.

see like a buck teeth fam those buck. teeth that swing wildly. you don't want to you don't want to. fight them already. Yeah. So if you see somebody like that. like oh [ __ ] yeah I'm I'm Yeah low key. you're right cuz you can't [ __ ] with. loco. Like like if you're like loco like. you're like whoa. Yeah nothing to lose. like he doesn't he's not right in the. head then I don't even want to fight you. no more. Yeah black guy with nothing to. lose fam. Yeah. Well yeah good life hack to end it off. All right let's end it there. All right. thank you everyone for watching today's.

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