CURSED JAPANESE POEM, OLDBOY MOVIE PLOT TWIST & SUNGLASSES THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.121

[music]. What what's what do you consider an. industry plant? Okay, an industry plant is someone who. is [clears throat] is decently famous. Are you wearing something? [laughter]. No, I just had to I had to put it on. Okay. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. So, um, an industry plan is someone who is. good enough to make it, right? But. obviously if you see a plant with.

potential, the industry is going to take. you in and grow it as and feed it to the. public as much as they want. Even though. the public doesn't want to hear you, they're going to hear you. Ian Dior, bro, he had like a couple hits. Obviously, he blew up. Yeah. With the. help of the industry. Okay, hold on. [clears throat] I agree. Listen, I agree on the point that sure. the industry helps them blah blah blah. blah blah, right? But in a sense, wouldn't every single artist be an. industry plant if they had help from.

somebody in the industry? Come on, bro. In my opinion, Ian Dior. wasn't an industry plant. This guy just. blew up off TikTok and he just went. viral. But why do you think though? Cuz he. plant he got planted in the right. connections. No. No. Cuz. No, it just went viral. It became a. trend, bro. Fam, you don't see the behind the. scenes, fam. You don't know what they're. doing. You think they Okay, like I said, the the plant fam, if you see something. that's going to thing, you're going to. water and water and water until it glows. big and then what else? What happened to. Ian Dior? Okay, maybe after a couple.

hits, he's gone. He's not really gone a lot. He has a. core fan following still. I don't know about that. A lot of artists have that, bro. Yeah, but at the end of the day, he. didn't really grow. You feel me? Cuz. after the industry was done watering his. plant, boom, we're on to the next one. Come on. That's not what an industry is. It's cuz. they have so much connections that. they're obviously going to make it. How. even though they're good, they're decent. or they're [ __ ]. No, but you get connections as you grow. bigger. So, you can't really say he's an. industry plant if like he didn't have. nobody before. But as he became as he.

started getting success, yeah, he got. people, he got connections. Yeah, he got. more opportunities, but that's because. they saw value in him. It's not. necessarily. he was born with it. Yeah, true. Let me let me. There's a theory. Clero was an industry. Clero was actually a real industry plan. There's a theory because apparently her. dad was already big in the music scene. and some of her songs, okay, I don't. want to claim anything. I'm not trying. to claim anything, but the theory is. like some of her songs like her dad. introduced her to people to help her. with her songwriting, this and that, but.

that's why she blew up right away. Okay. And one thing I forgot to really. clarify is a industry plant has. connections from the jump. So, it's like. they're either connected even though. they've haven't been in music before, they already had that connection. Oh, let me start making music. Boom. Since I. already had this conne. for example, for example, Selena Gomez. industry plant when she went into music. because why? She's already in Disney. Yeah, exactly. That's what a real industry plan. I. don't think a industry plant is. necessarily just a a rapper or a singer. on the come-up and then they get. connections. That's just their career.

Yeah, that's the I I forgot to mention. like the early stages cuz remember I. said about when we were talking off. camera, bro has his dad in the industry. already. Boom. That's why he he's. You feel me? Okay. I don't know about who you're. talking about, you know what I. [laughter] mean? But. we'll just leave it at that. Okay, we'll leave it at that. Okay. Would you say there's industry. plans for like boxers then? Cuz there's. some boxers that their father was. already a coach. You can't consider that. [ __ ] an industry plant, fam. They they. train their way up. And in the same. sense, in the same sense an artist,

whether they be a singer or a rapper, train themselves up, bro. But it's different though cuz it's like. a boxer can't get knocked out because. once a boxer gets knocked out, then. boom, he that's the decline. an L listen. listen listen. An industry plant who. makes music even though it's a [ __ ] song. they can still promote it to make it a. good song. A boxer once he gets into the. ring it's him. Like if he gets knocked. out decline. Yeah. Yeah. But if you if you make music. that's [ __ ] then it's still decline. Not if you have the industry behind you. that [ __ ] will Okay. I see I see what.

you're saying. I do see what you're. saying still. But [laughter] there's no. way. Let's say Creed was real. Let's say. Creed was real and he was the son of of. uh Apollo Creed. Is that technically an. industry plant? No, he's still his own. fighter. So, but you're saying it's. different for sports. It's It's hard. Yeah, cuz you're talking. about sports about something about. music. But it's still art, fam. It's still art. Yeah. But at the end of the day, it's. like business. If we're really talking. uh industry plan, we have to look at the. business behind the scenes. I know there's a lot of different. artists, like painters specifically,

they had mentors that were really, really famous, and that's why their work. is worth so much, just because they were. taught by that person. I think it was sh. was it Aristotle? I think Aristotle he. taught so many different philosophers. I. think he specifically taught uh you know. Alexander the Great. So I think Alexander the Great. He had three different um wishes after. he died. Oh yeah. I know about these. You know. what you want to say? No. No. I I I know about the wishes but. I don't know what they are. I don't think I REMEMBER EITHER. [laughter].

NO. BUT I KNOW I know one the one that. hit me. The one that hit me the most was. his one wish was that they he wanted his. body to be carried out onto the streets. in front of everybody. Okay. Just to show Oh, not only just carried. out, but having one hand out of his. casket. Why? Just to show that everybody goes to. death empty-handed. Now, he also wanted all of his money, all of his riches to be given and. donated to the poor. because he wanted to show this money, it.

goes to everybody else after you die. It doesn't stay with you when you're. dead. And there's another one. [ __ ] I forgot. the third one, but he really just wanted. to show like. once you're dead, once you're dead, it's wraps. Like, you. don't bring anything else with you. except for you leave one thing, your. legacy of what people remember. There was this movie called The Peanut. Butter Falcon. Never heard of that. So it was Shilabou. and this other kid. Now Shilabou had. this. Yo, this is a sad quote, bro. But he. said the kid asked Shiaabou, "What do. you think happens after we die?".

What'd he say? He said, "Honestly, it's just over. But. the one thing you have to remember is. you just want to live. Hopefully they'll. have a good story to tell about you once. you're gone. That's it. Cuz that's that's the only thing you can. really leave behind. Can will your story. people tell about you after you pass be. good?". I know. And it's kind of cool cuz it's. like when you really think about it, our. kids are going to look back and watch. this. That's kind of true. Like that's going to be an insane. feeling. Like when I'm when I'm hella. old and we're just watching the. throwbacks, like that's going to be insane. Yeah. It's so sick to see cuz imagine my.

my son is my age right now. and he's trying to learn and like become. his own person through me watching like. how I matured cuz this is this is the. journey right now. This is the journey and you get to see. every single moment of it. That's. unheard of before. Facts. Imagine we might have the if if. you have a son and I have a son and we. have uh what do you call this? The. longest streak of podcasting because. Simpsons [laughter]. like taken we have like 500 episodes,

right? We get too old. We have our sons. That's kind of. they sub in sub in. That's kind of crazy. Like tag team. That's crazy, bro. You know what's crazy? Cuz I have a. sister and you have a sister. We should. do one episode. [laughter]. YO, THAT'S CRAZY. YO, we should have one. episode my sister like switches and then. you're [laughter]. it's like it's like a it's like an. alternate dimension. Yo, the fire. Me and Chan were talking about this too. Like you know how all of us uh me, you.

chan are like close friends, right? And. we thought that um. uh all our sisters were going to go into. high school and create that other that. the other friend group, but it's like we. used up all our luck because it's like. they're in three different ones. Yeah. They're not always together. But. that's how happens in high school. Looking back at high school, I realized. a lot of my elementary school friends I. used to hang hang out with every day all. the time, like we just kind of grew. apart. Yeah. Well, some of them. Some of them I still. the only ones that I still really really. close to my heart are my neighborhood.

friends, bro. Oh, yeah. I think there's something about. neighborhood friends. Leave down in the. comments if you guys agree. The. neighborhood friends are the ones that. stay the longest. True or false? False. My neighborhood friends when I. It's so awkward when I see them now. Really? But like the the ones on my street. though. So, it's like um we all went to. different schools, but we were like. playing hide and [snorts] seek. We were. riding bikes, but every time I see them. now, it's like. a look of like awkwardness. It's like. really. I don't know why that that is because we. were so close back then. But after just. we got older. Did you guys go to the same high school?

No, we didn't. That's why too. So, so you're saying if you have. neighborhood and high school and you. went to the same high school, bond for. life. Yeah. No, because not only were was I. hanging with my high school, I mean my. elementary. Okay. For example, for the. audience they don't know, my neighborhood friends are Josh, Denzel, John. Yeah. They were on the podcast before. They've been with me since elementary. school, came with me to high school. Now, every single time we're waiting for. the bus, every time we're like whatever. at school, like I'mma see them going. home and getting to school, I'mma see.

them. Hot take, but not really a hot. take. The the people that you meet online for. like maybe a month usually become your. closest friends. [clears throat]. That's a crazy take. That's not true. That's not a crazy. How many failed Tinder dates have you. been on, bro? No. No. Listen, listen. No. I'm talking. about like Instagram. So, a lot a thing. I noticed is a person who's across the. country from me that I barely know. support me. way more than my friends. My bad. But, but that can lead into a crazy. friendship. M like I have some friends.

that I still talk to right now in the I. think it's the UK that if I really. wanted to fly them out here and just. chill and hang. like I know we would like be friends. Okay. But it's a distance that that like. I'm not discrediting internet friends. There there's some real real internet. friends. Internet friends can be one of your. lifelong friends. I was saying I was saying cuz I was. thinking about like people I met online. and I started thinking like back in the. day when like you're on Tinder and [ __ ]. like they talk to somebody like that. never lasts all the time. Obviously, a.

lot of there's many there's many that. fail. So, like I want to say the ratio. of failure to a win. It's not that great still. It's not that. great. But look at it, man. There's some. people that do try to. follow you or like be your friend. online. You're not going to hang out. with all of them. There's maybe one too, obviously. Now, compared to now, compared to the. friends that you see in person, you're. more likely to stick around with friends. that you meet in person rather than. online. Oh, yeah. For sure. That that's a given, though. But I'm like in terms of like I. don't know. It's maybe it's a tension.

that the distance builds, you know? It's like I want to I want to. keep talking to this person. I want to. continue building relationship cuz me. and you. Okay. I could I could not talk. to you because I know you're going to be. here. That's true. You [laughter] feel me? So it's like so. it's like why? You feel me? It'll always. be good, but I don't know. It's some. tension between long distance. Interesting. Okay. Do you think Do you. think. longist relationships? No. No, no, no. That's not what I was. going to say. Okay. Do you think the friends that you can't. share silence with, you're not really. friends? Oh, low key. Oh, low key. That's cap, too. Cuz some.

of my friends I still can't share. silence with. Really? Yeah. But like we're the closest. friends. I just like talking to them. No. Like share. Can Can you share like. comfortable silence? Awkward. Fam. No, I I don't know why, but some of my closest friends I can't. share. Like I'm still like It's mad. awkward to me though. It might not be. for them, but in my mind it's mad. awkward. I just don't like silence. Really? You know me. You know me. That's kind of. crazy. That's actually crazy to me. Do you think Do you think if you were by. yourself, trapped in a room, okay, for. example, uh Andrew Tate recently,

he got locked up and he was he was still. able to to tweet out stuff and tell. people like what he's what's on his. mind, blah blah blah. He tweeted this one thing and he said, "Imagine you lock yourself in your. washroom. and you and you stay there even just for. 24 hours. You think you can survive?". [clears throat]. 24. Yeah, I can do it 24. Now 48. with food. I have food and stuff. Yeah, you have food. But like you you. have nothing. You don't have your phone. You don't have no entertainment. It's. just you and your thoughts.

Oh [ __ ] I think I'll do it 24. Maybe. not. Okay. 24 hours. Turn off the lights. though. Oh [ __ ] That's hard. I would I would. tough it out. I ain't going to lie. I. would tough it out. I low key I feel. like I want to do that experiment to see. would I a different person? I think you would. Really? I think you would. Hot take, bro. I. think you' become out you would come out. more creative. What? At least me. At. least me. Now, listen. Hear me out. When I was a kid, bro, I didn't I didn't. always get to buy new toys and [ __ ]. come up with things to entertain myself.

I had to [ __ ] entertain myself with. anything I had, bro. I would talk to myself with pencils, bro. It's different, though. You're you're. fighting demons, though. So, you're. you're too like focused on that. Like, you're fighting your inner thoughts. You're not getting creative. [laughter]. Like, you're not like. Let me let me chill for a minute. You're. like, "Yo, hear me out. Hit me out." All. right. Hit me out. I don't know. Not everybody. works at this, but I feel like. nothingness creates the most. No, no, THAT'S NOT TRUE. YES, THAT'S NOT TRUE. My uh everyone's best. ideas is when you're doing something. else that you're not supposed to be.

doing. So, say you sit in a room and. you're like, "All right, let me let me. focus. No ideas come out.". Okay, babe. I'm going to say this. though. Let me just say this because. when there's nothing, you're forced to. come out with something. You're not. going to sit and depending on your. mindset though. I It depends depends on. the type of person you are. People would. not come out there with [ __ ] Like. they would come up with like the worst. ideas probably. You ever watched Old Boy? No, I haven't. Bro, you have to [ __ ] watch Old Boy, fam. Watch movies. So, I'm going to explain I'm going to. explain Old Boy to you. This is dead.

ass. My favorite Korean film all time. Craziest plot twist still to this day. Let me hear So old boy. is pretty much this guy. and he was headed to his daughter's. birthday party. and I think what happened he got so. drunk on the way there like he was. hanging out with friends and [ __ ] to. celebrate without her. I don't know why. but he ended up. passing out and blacking out drunk. Now when he woke up he woke up in this.

room almost like a hotel room. Okay. All he had was a TV. and he tried to exit from the door. and it was locked. Now, every single. night, there would be a vent and it would shoot. out like a poisonous gas to make him. sleep. So, he just gets knocked out and. then he wakes up. Now, when he gets. knocked out, they feed him food. They. put things in the room. But he was trapped in this room. [ __ ] I. think for like I think for like 15.

years. The [ __ ] is this guy Nubi? Yeah, pretty. This is This is dead ass. like Nubi in a movie. Now, what happened was, bro, so the. whole time he was pretty much going. insane cuz he's by himself, right? Obviously, the only thing he had was his TV and on. the TV there was a news article or there. was a news story saying that this guy, he ended up murdering his daughter and. his wife, which wasn't true cuz the. audience knows isn't true. Yeah.

While he's there, he's always like, "Who the [ __ ] would. trap me in here? Why am I even. every single day, he would train himself. from the TV, from what he was watching, he was watching like Mike Tyson, he was. watching like all these karate films, just learning how to fight, just copying. movements cuz he knew like one day I'm. going to get the [ __ ] out of here and. I'm going beat the ass of whoever locked. After 15 years though.". After 15 years. So, he just kept doing. that [ __ ] right now. one night.

he he was able to like almost escape by. turning a brick in the room. and pulling it from the wall. But the moment he did that the next day. he was like. he was like dropped in like a suitcase. They put his body in a suitcase. and left him on top of the roof and he. was set out for free. Huh. Yeah. So they just they just let him. out. They let him escape. Oh, so were there people? There's got to. be people watching him, right? Yeah, there's people there's people. watching him, right? They're like,

"Okay, since this guy is upgrading every. day, fam, we can't hold it for that. long.". Yeah. So, Taken 2, they had surveillance. cameras. Like, he's locked in there for. years. They knew what he's doing, but they decided, "All right, let's let. him out now. It's time.". Now, what do you think? Why do you think. they did this to him? No, I think it's cuz um what do you call. this? He was getting so big that he was. going to cause some mayhem because he's. been training. and he's just going to go out and murder. everyone. No, not even just for that. But why in. the first place? Now check this out. The.

the whole story is [ __ ] bro. So the reason that he was even put into. that room and locked away like that for. years. was because when he Oh my god, I'm. getting ahead of myself, but like. there's so much to the story. All right. When he first gets out, he decides to go get sushi. Yeah. And when he's there, he sees, oh, this this waitress, like. she looks very beautiful. I'm going to. talk to her right. now. She serves him like octopus and he. starts eating it and all of a sudden.

this guy passes out. Like [ __ ]. Blacks out. Boom. Now the last thing he. saw was this this girl. Yeah. He wakes up in this girl's apartment and. the girl's like taking care of him and. [ __ ] Blah blah blah. Right now he's so. thankful because, you know, she took. care of him. What happens next? He leaves and I think. for some reason gangsters like mobsters. were after this girl. Okay. She ends up getting like almost. kidnapped now. He has to go and save.

her. I know where this is going. Yo, he has to know. You don't know what. you don't know where the [ __ ] is this. going. Trust me, you don't know where. this is going. [laughter]. I can predict it right now. Okay. Ready? So, he saves her. Yeah. He saves her and they like almost fall. in love. Okay. Okay. Now, check this out. They fall in. love and they do the deed. You know what. I mean? The uh uh uh Oh, I wish I didn't. say that. Why? Why? But they do the deed, right? Oh my god, bro. Why? Why? So [ __ ] bro. Is he a mutant? Is he a mutant? No. Check this out. Okay, so what happens? [laughter] He gets a.

call. Like this whole time this is going. down, he I think he has a tracker on him. and he's getting like phone calls from. this mysterious man. And this mysterious. man is telling him like, "Oh, I know. what you're doing. I'm the person that. trapped you in there. You got to come. look for me." Blah blah blah. But he's letting him live his life. Okay. The reason he's letting him live his. life is he purposely put people in his. path to meet. So he purposely put that. girl in his path to meet. Yeah. And the real reason is so [ __ ] up.

So the reason this guy, his name is. Desau, the reason Dau was even trapped. into that room to begin with was because. the revenge that this guy wanted on him. So this guy when he was in high school, Desau went to his high school. M. Desau caught him doing some promiscuous. things with his sister. and he was so embarrassed and she the. girl was so his sister was so. embarrassed. she killed herself and jumped off a. bridge. Oh so this was just the plan to get back.

like I'mma control your life now. Yeah. So he was so devastated by that. because Desau like told the whole school. it became such a big thing. and then the story was like oh. because they found out he was dealing. with his sister like she committed. suicide and which is dead ass what. happened. now bro the woman. that this guy put in front of Dau. Yeah. Who was it? It was his sister. No. Oh okay.

It was his daughter. the daughter that. the birthday he was gonna go to. Oh no. And he did obviously didn't know that. cuz he's in a bin. He didn't know that. He's been away for. 13 years. And there was a news article. saying like his his family got killed. What the [ __ ] And was he framed for. this? He was obviously framed for it. like for you know doing. No, no, no, no. So cuz his his his. daughter is already old. Now this is the. crazy part, bro. So when the evil guy.

reveals the truth to Desau. Yeah. He's like, "This is your sister. I. mean, this is your daughter.". Yeah. He kills himself. He offs himself, bro. And then Du is. left there like, "What the [ __ ] do I do. now?" Like, I have no life. The only. person I love. is his and he has to live with that. in his head that he smashed his. daughter. Now, check this out, bro. He went to uh. a hypnosis or a hypnotist and tried to. tried to delete all the memories.

Yeah. Of what happened. [ __ ]. And at the end of the movie, this is at. the end of the movie, is left up to the. audience because after he does the. hypnosis to forget everything, he's. still crying and he's still like he. feels like that pain hasn't been washed. away. And the theory is. that only the memories of of what. happened stayed. The other memories. didn't. Damn. The other memories got The good memories. got erased, but the bad memories stayed. N that's super unlucky. Wait, who was.

the guy that What was the name of the. guy who got revenge? Who was doing this? I forgot his name, but it was just a. classmate of Desau. Holy. Now, put the revenge chain on that. guy, bro. That [ __ ] is insane. No, like, bro, imagine you you're so mad. 13 years, bro. No, but but it's not just putting a guy. in it. It's like you want to control how. he lives his life. You don't feel You. don't think that guy felt any type of. remorse? Like what? No, fam. It. This is not based on a true story. No, I don't think so. Okay. I hope not. Like the closest thing is Nubie, but.

like I really hope not. But. it's just the fact of that terrible. situation happened to him where his. sister had to commit suicide because of. his like horniness. Okay. Which is [ __ ] up. Yeah. And then, bro, his revenge was doing the. same thing to him, but onto another. level. Cuz what's the equivalent, right? that. Loki is the equivalent. But that's. messed up, bro. That guy No, that guy who set it up is. Loki a pedophile, bro. Or like it's so. he set that up, bro. Like he has to actually. imagine like he made him go to that.

certain sushi restaurant to see this. girl. So as uh as he was being knocked. out at night, he was also getting. hypnotized. so that he would he would purposely. subconsciously be attracted to that. girl, find her, find that sushi. location, order a octopus, everything. like everything was predetermined. because he was hypnotized. Oh, what what is old boy? Is it a. Japanese? It's a Korean film. Korean. No, that that that was a crazy. ass story. No, but it's like I don't. know why, but the the always the themes. in Korean [ __ ] is like that.

pedophileness because cuz I don't know. if it's in um Korea or Japan. I don't. know if you know, but. you know that sound it makes when you. take a photo, it's like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, you're not supposed to in. It's banned in Japan to turn off the. that mute button for Yeah. So it's like. if they hear that and the a person is. taking picture of like some pedophile. girl like a pedophile is taking a. picture of a girl everyone around them. will hear it. Oh. So. so they purposely want it on so that you.

can't be a creep. If you turn it off and take a picture. like it it'll show. It'll still make. that clicking sound. Oh [ __ ] So it like the phones you buy. there it you can't silence it. You. can't silence it. Damn. Yeah. So, imagine you're trying to. go like this even though you're as. sneaky as possible, fam. You're like, "What the fuck?" [laughter]. Yo. Yo, now I can just imagine like, you. know, Warner like a Warner. [laughter]. No, no. Like, you know when you have to. fart, but you have to make it not. obvious. You have to like drop your book.

like you fart and [ __ ] I can just. imagine like [laughter]. like you ready to take the pick and you. just [laughter]. like you sneeze or some [ __ ] or you just. scream in the middle OF THE SUBWAY. [laughter]. HOW YOU DOING? NOBODY WOULD NOTICE. NOBODY NOTIC. But. okay, tell me why why the [ __ ] is there. so many like horny Japanese people like. like weird Japanese? What's the word? What's the word? Um. kinky. No, no, no, no, no, no. Abnormal. No, no, no, no, no, no. Um,

[ __ ] What's the word, bro? That's the word. Horny, fam. No, there's a word for it, bro. There's a word for it. Yeah. So, Quagmire, you would call him it cuz he's. very sexual. He's. I feel like I'm playing a game right. now. I feel like I'm playing Mad Gabs or. some [ __ ] I feel like I'm playing like. charades. [laughter]. Quagmire. Call him. I don't know. Oh, it's not pedophile. It's not like. If it comes up If it comes up, just. randomly say if I'm telling a story. No, it's bothering me. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. No. If If I'm random telling a. story and it's like the deepest story,

just say it. [laughter]. [ __ ] What is that? Hyper horny. Hyper horny, dude. It's not. hyper horny. It's a word, bro. OKAY, WHATEVER. PERVERT. THAT'S THE WORD. OH, WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S [laughter] THE. EASY. I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT that word, fam. Cuz I don't use that word often, but. perverted. No. No. Japanese. I don't know why, but. they they take the extra steps to like. cancel perverts, which is good, though. You think it's because of anime? Low. key. Yeah. Loki. They're hypersexualized in. anime. Yeah. But yeah, another thing in Japan that I. didn't know about is like, you know, when um you go into a hospital and.

you're given a white like uh ribbon. on the on your wrist. Yeah. So, there's like a crazy red ribbon. So, when you're when you're in Japan, like I. said, the dead once you're dead and. you're going to get sent into the morg, they give you a red ribbon, like a red band. Like a red band. Yeah. And in Canada, we. have a white ribbon with all of our. information on it. Right. So, there was this doctor, right, that I. think he worked overnight and his last.

patient was supposedly at 2:00 a.m., right? So he's like, "All right, let me. take a break. I'm going to go to the. basement." So he goes into the basement. with another woman, right? He's just. he's just talking. He's like, "Oh, how's. your day? How's this?" Everything's. normal. Yeah. They get to the basement, right? The doors open. They see an old guy, like a old patient. walking, walking, and he's getting. closer and closer to the elevator, right? And the guy, he starts he starts. spamming the close the elevator door.

Yeah. Yeah. And the woman's like, "Excuse me, sir.". like fam, he's like he's hurting. Why. didn't you let him in? Mhm. He's like, "Only the dead have a red. ribbon?". Oh [ __ ]. Did he asked the woman, "Did you see. that red uh ribbon or was it just me?". And this is crazy. You know what the. woman says? What? She says, "Oh, something like this." She. No. She rolls up her sleeve. There's a red. ribbon. Oh, [ __ ].

Damn. This guy's talking to ghost, dog. Oh, this guy's talking to Ghost. That's crazy. Yeah, bro. That's a plot. That's [laughter] a real. That's like a Dave Chappelle like. [ __ ] punch line right there. Oh, you mean like this? Like [laughter] this? No, real [ __ ] Real [ __ ] I was so. excited to tell that story cuz it's like. some [ __ ] out of a movie, but this is. like real life. Damn. And this this I have to tell this. to you cuz I even when I was writing it. in my notes, I was so scared to tell it, but I just have to get off my chest.

Okay, tell me tell me. Tell me. Yo, there's this cursed Japanese poem. called Tamino's Hell, and this was released in 1919, right? Yeah. So, fam, it has a crazy backstory cuz. it's like it was written by a guy who. made like nursery rhymes, [clears throat]. hella popular songs. So, so he purposely made it to curse. people. No, I I don't know if it was. purposely, but there's been so many. accidents that people think that once. you say it out loud, you either die or.

your soul will be cursed for the rest of. the years. And I'm going to tell you all. the times it's cursed people. So, one was the death of Suji Teryama. So, he created a film. strictly based off this poem, fam. It was released in 1974. A week. after this uh film was released, passed. away. Damn. Another one. There was this. college girl who was dared by her. friends. They had They're like, "We're. going to put you on video. I want you to.

recite this poem out loud.". Oh, [ __ ] And they have it on video, too, fam. She says it a week after passed. away. A week after. So, same thing. Yeah. Week after, fam. And every. everyone else who said this out loud has. either got illness, they've either got. um a feeling of some evil spirit is. around me. Damn, bro. That's like DEATH NOTE TYPE. [ __ ]. NO, real [ __ ] Real [ __ ]. Yo. Okay. Okay. Theory right now. Theory. right now. The reason it's a week. Exactly. Week.

cuz there's seven bars in the poem. So, one bar for every day. [laughter]. It's a I think it's a hefty. one bar for every day. That's insane. Yo, it's like um I don't You don't watch. Chainsaw Man, but man know what I'm. talking about. So, in Chainsaw Man, uh I think his name is is Haki or Haku, I think. Yeah. [ __ ] I forgot the name. My bad. But he. has a samurai sword, but every time he. uses the samurai sword. Yeah. It's very powerful, but every single.

time he uses it, it takes away time on. his life. Oh. So, it's the most powerful weapon in. the world, but every time I slice you, every time I hit you with it, it takes off a chunk of my life. Is he part of like the military? Like, he's not allowed to use it or. No, it's like a cursed It's like a. cursed item that he got from a demon. Okay. Yeah. But is this an anime? This is an. [laughter]. It's not real life, bro. No, but imagine you had something like. that where you had the greatest thing in. the world. Yeah. Oh, what would be the equivalent to. that? like something you would really. really want to use but every time you.

use it it takes a it takes a little bit. like it takes like a week off your life. or like a month off your life. Fam, imagine my phone, dog. I would be. dead. Damn, your phone. I feel like it's. impossible. Okay, maybe Okay, aside from the phone. though, what's like a something that we. don't really need to do? Yeah, need to do. If you want to get if you want to get. like philosophical, drinking alcohol, cuz that's pretty much. the same thing. Okay, but that's like I I would be good. of alcohol. Yeah, maybe it's like every. time you have to tie your shoes. That's tough. That's tough.

Because your shoes don't usually come. undone. If you have a good knot, you're. good for the rest of your life. Oh [ __ ] There's so shoes, fam. I tied. that [ __ ] in grade five. [laughter]. Still it's still tied to this day, bro. It's still tied to this day. I know. [laughter]. You triple knocked them. Yo, that's not coming undone, bro. [laughter]. We'll be the equivalent, though. That is, fam. choose. cuz cuz it would be a crazy game because. if I knew you had that, right? And if I. was like that that old boy revenge guy,

them every day. [laughter]. That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ]. Also, in Chainsaw Man, there's there's a. character that. their power is every single time you. touch them, you lose time off your life, bro. As your power. As your power. But imagine, so if I was that guy, I. would just be giving mad people hugs. That's [ __ ] up. That's so [ __ ] up. Oh. Yo, you know that's a thing, right? What? I think um in mafia movies it's called. the kiss of death. Oh [ __ ] Like a hug.

Yo, so apparently this happened in the. Godfather 2. So in the Godfather 2, spoiler, his brother, he betrayed uh what's his name? Sorry. He betrayed the Dawn. Yeah. Who is uh Alpuccino, the the main. character of the Godfather, right? So he. betrayed the Godfather and his own. brother fam. Okay. Now, when he when the Dawn. realized his brother betrayed him, what he did, he grabbed his face and. gave him a kiss like on the lips, but in.

mafia terms, that's called the kiss of. death. So, it's like marking. Yeah. So, the moment he does that, everybody else in the room knows what's. up. It's It's time for him to go. [ __ ] What if you're the mafia? Well, okay. What if you know this signal and. you see him. that No, no, no. That's the thing. So. the moment it happened, yeah, he he pulled away and his eyes went like. this. He was he knew he was going to. die. It was so [ __ ]. Okay. I think. he was like.

he was in shock. I think the hardest one. though, like um like the signature. death, you know how Joker has um once he. kills people, he does like a smiley. face. Oh yeah. The the kissing Kate Barlo, the red. lipstick on as soon as she kills a man. kiss. And like anyone who's trying to. suspect the body, like who did it? Yeah. You know, cuz there's a there's red. lipstick on it. [laughter] That's hard. That's fire. What would yours if you. were like a Okay, I'm not [laughter]. going to No, but if you're a murderer, like what's the craziest [ __ ] you would. do after? Like.

And then that's where we got you. FBI, we got him. [laughter]. Yo, FBI, we got him. No, cuz real. No, not murdering, but. like imagine I was in a fight, right? Like a call sign type of thing. Yeah, like a call sign. I've always. wanted to like imagine if I was in a. fight and I knocked a guy out like a. club. Oh, what's what's your like celebration? Yeah. I would want to pee on the guy. E. Like I would just want to like like. totally. That's what they call a kink. No, no, no. I would No, [laughter] no. This is like this is like disrespect. though. Like imagine some like you get.

knocked out and the guy starts yo. you [laughter] feel some [ __ ] on your. face like e brok. You know what they call that? What. they call that? Wet work. [laughter]. Yo, check this out. Check this out. Is that an actual thing? I was watching. um you know horrible bosses. So so in. horrible bosses they want to office boss. right? So they hired this guy at a club. and he's like oh yeah uh he'll do it for. us. He does wet work. Oh [ __ ] [laughter]. Wet works. Hell yeah. So what's crazy man? What's crazy cuz.

wet work is a term they use for like hit. men and [ __ ] like that to like. assassinate. Wet work cuz you get wet. like bloody. Yeah. So they pull up to the hotel to. meet the wet work guy. and he pulls out a big sheet and they're. like, "Yo, chill. Not here. You're not. killing us, right? Why would you pull. pull out the plastic?" He's like, "No, lie down. [laughter]. Lie down is so crazy. Lie down." And he. pulls down. He pulls his piece out and. starts pissing. [laughter]. They actually let that happen, fam. There's no way. Yo, watch Horrible Boss. It's one of my. favorite movies, bro. It's so [ __ ].

funny. Okay, [laughter] fam. It's so funny, fam. Imagine how much. that guy gets paid though just for. peeing on people. That's like the second. job. Yeah, 100%. Like there's some Isn't. there some people in Dubai that that pay. enough money for feces? Oh yeah. Oh, that's the Dubai though. That's the only fans kink though. Like. you feel me? Okay. What would be your um So the. equivalent would be the shoes you said. Yeah. Shoes. N or or has to have an advantage to you. Like you should gain an advantage but at. the same time you lose. Okay, I got one. What? Every time you.

have sex you you lose a week of your. life. Would you do that? No, I wouldn't. I just I'd just be a. celibate, fam. Really? I'd be celibate. I don't think so. I don't I feel like. you can't you can't go like I don't. know. I I can't do that. I'd be celibate. Really? Yeah. 100%. Damn. Life is more important. It is. It is. That is true. Maybe. Hold on. Hold on. This is going to get. deep. Ready? I would only risk it. to procreate though. Okay. So, like one time. So, I would risk my life to create a. life. Okay. I understand that. Yeah. That's.

like [clears throat] one time thing. Maybe I'll take a week off. Yeah, I'll. I'll risk my life to procreate and. create life. Yeah. But at the same time, you're. making a new life. So that it's you. don't really feel bad. Yeah. Exactly. But just to like for. pleasure, I wouldn't do that. But I. don't think that's the equivalent. I. think the equivalent is like you gain an. edge. Yeah. And but you still lose. So what do you think? What would you want an edge in? I guess. if if you're an athlete, it's different. cuz you can think of so many edges right. now. Like if you're a boxer and you have. the you had the hardest punch in the. world, like a one punch knockout. Yeah.

But every time you do one punch, yo, that should be a movie, fam. Yo, that should be a movie. I should. write that [ __ ]. So every time you punch. So So he makes like a deal. Yeah. But every single time like he uses that. punch, yo, he loses part of his life or Yo, what if the plot is, dog, I'm okay, I'm going to make this a. movie. What if the plot is every single. time he uses that punch, it's a one. punch knockout. Every time he uses it, he loses a relationship of somebody he.

knows in his life. Like they disappear out of his life. Every punch. So every time, no, every time he uses. that specific punch. Oh, specific like an uppercut. But it's like a it's a knockout every. time. It's like a one punch knockout, but he loses like somebody in his life. Can't do that, fam. That's crazy. So then you're just It's like you're. obviously winning money, but it's like. damn. Imagine you go home and you're. about to celebrate the win. Yeah. Because you don't know who you're. going to lose. So, so it becomes like, oh my god, bro, that should be a movie, man.

And then what if you don't even know the. rules at the time? What if you don't. even know the rules. that you're going to lose people and. then all of a sudden like people start. disappearing and you realize, oh, it's. because of that. Like, I could already see the ending of. that movie. Wins the title championship, goes home, his mom's gone. Yeah, but it's Yo, that's so sad, fam. [ __ ] fam. I'm writing that. I'm writing. Nobody. take that one. Hottest take though. Yeah. So, I know most of you guys do a. lot of online shopping and you buy what. you want, you're ready to check out, and.

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60-day trial. That's shipstation.com. Promo code jumpers. Ju P Rs. Uh if. Mayweather used lighter gloves, the. proper gloves against Marcelo, I think. it was some Mexican guy. He would have. lost. Really? Yeah. Mayweather go. If Mayweather didn't have. so much control over these fights, he. would have he would have had a loss in. there. Oh, that's a hot take. Do you think I [clears throat] I know. this this Penoy in you is going to. speak, but yeah. Do you think Pacquiao would No, he would.

have never beat Mayweather. at that age. Maybe prime, but not not. not when they were both fighting at that. time. I agree. You feel me? I agree. Yeah. I'm not that. You feel me? I I. love Manny Pacquiao. That's coming from. You're rooting for Pacquiao though, right? Of course. You're rooting for. Pacquiao. Okay. Who? Why? Mayweather. Crazy. Yeah, I know. That's true. He's like He's like a villain to the. Filipinos. Okay, I have a question for you. So, if. there's a YouTuber boxer. Yeah. Do you root for the YouTube boxer or do. you root for the athlete? What do you mean? So, for example, Jake Paul and Tommy.

Fury, who are you rooting for? Oh, cuz for me personally, I'm team YouTube, man. I'm just team YouTube just because. putting on for creators to go from just. making videos online to being on a world. stage is is really big. I know. Loki because when Logan fought. Mayweather or when Deji fought. Mayweather, obviously we want to see. Mayweather get knocked out cuz imagine a. pro boxer can't do that. I know. [laughter]. No, you got to give that boy a check. Like YouTube YouTube has to out of their. own pocket just give Deji a check cuz.

you know how much people are going to go. to YouTube. If Deji knocked out Mayweather, that. would have created the craziest history. ever. Yeah, it would have been like a glitch. though cuz like that should have not. that's not the right script. It was an error. Yeah. [laughter] Like. someone someone's like, "Let me just. [ __ ] it up real quick.". God was like, "Nah, okay. This is what. we're going to do today.". Yo, imagine that happen. Yeah. We would have to repopulate. Damn. No, cuz look. Yeah. If you knocked out Conor McGregor. and you beat Conor McGregor in the UFC. Yeah. You, right?

Yeah. What would you do next? Would you fight again? I would retire. [laughter]. I would retire just so there's a there's. a what if and it's like oh he he he. might go down as the greatest what if. fighters cuz we don't know if he can. defend it. I can defend it against. I feel you. You feel me? It's lucky. But I guess it's different because. you're not really into fighting though. Yeah. Well, oh you Yeah. Cuz if you were if. you were a fighter fighter, right? Would. you want to train and then be like, "Yo, I can I can do this again." Or do you. think it's a onetime thing? No, cuz legacy is already set in stone. Fam, you.

off one fight. I don't think there's no. legacy. You're going to be the clown. No, cuz if you if you get knocked out. your last your next fight, you knocking. out Conor McGregor is less significant. Facts or not facts. Say again one more time. If Okay, so you knocked out Conor. McGregor. Your next fight you get. knocked out bad. Nobody's going to talk about that. That's a good point. McGregor [ __ ] You feel me? That's a good point. Still. that's why if we ever retire on this. podcast [ __ ] I can't go bad. I can go. out on a bad episode. That's true. You feel me? It's like [clears throat] leave. This is. a big superstition like leaving the gym.

after you. without shoot without making a switch. You feel me? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's actually. true. Ah, I want to disagree with that, but it. is kind of true. Yeah. There's too many points. There's too many like you have to leave. something. you have to leave on a good note. Would. you ever leave anything on a bad note. though. or would you purposely like go back and. change [ __ ] Cuz I know for example like. Chairan man, if something's not done right, like. he'll go back and do it right. Oh, for real? He's like that. Chan's like that. That might just be his. OCD though. I don't know. I heard this thing where. it's like um it's like uh there's two.

steps of healing in like a relationship. It's like one that you do by yourself, but one that you do through another. partner, right? Oh, so it's like the karmic healing. Yeah, because it's like that's kind of. like would you redo it? No, I wouldn't. I would do it through another Is that. [ __ ] to say? Is that [ __ ]. That's kind of That's kind of cute. though. Feel me? Like it's like No, no. This is what I mean though. This is what. I mean. It's like because because you. couldn't do it to her, you did it to. her. What?

No, you you didn't do it to you didn't. do her right and you learned from your. mistakes. So, the next girl you're going. to do right. True. But that's kind of it's kind of if. we look at on a negative side, you might. be using her to fix you. That that last. part. Oh, I think I've misheard you then. Yeah. No. So, two stages of healing, right? one that you can really only do. yourself, but one that you have to do. through another partner and one you're. really intimate with. Oh, so you're using her to heal. kind of in a way. It's like a trade-off.

Oh, I heard you completely wrong. Yeah, you heard me completely wrong. I I thought I thought it was like um if. if you had a bad relationship and then. that didn't work out, you go to the next. relationship and then you make it better. because of that last relationship. Yeah. You heal yourself through like. that person that you're intimate with. because you're comfortable enough to do. it with them. M okay. I heard you wrong. But it's not totally a bad thing though. You feel me? I don't think it's a bad thing. I think. that's just how it goes. Cuz look, everything everything is just trading. off. Trading off time. Mhm.

If you really really take it in. Look, every single thing in the world. I'm just trading time. Like I have I. have x amount of just like what we were. talking about. Um every time you use. something, you take away time on your. life. We're taking away time on our life. right now, bro. Think about that [ __ ] Every single. every single time you link with your. girl, you're taking away time on your. life to what? To link with your girl. Every single time you're playing Xbox, bro, you take away time on your life to. play Xbox. But you don't have to think.

about it so hard. But if you do have a. goal in your head and you do have like. an idea of where you want to take your. life and spend your time, especially if you start to think like. it's not unlimited, cuz it's not. unlimited, but we don't really think like that. What was that guy on Joe Rogan? He said. he's like there's there's two parts in a. man's life. One. is like when we're born and then another. one is like. when he realizes he only has one. one life. Yeah. When he only has one. Does this [ __ ] matter at the end of the. day? You told me it doesn't.

I think that's why people have like um. midlife crisises and [ __ ] cuz. you know how we had that talk about um. when you're a kid and all of a sudden. yo what is the meaning? Yeah. [laughter] Like the snap. Yeah. Snap. No dead ass. I think I I. remember exactly when I'm I was like, "Holy shit.". When was it then? I So, this was I want to say around. grade six. Yeah. I think I was just um. I was just like looking up at my. ceiling. Okay. And then just sleeping and I woke up and. like I just think about life and [ __ ].

like holy [ __ ] Wait. Like everybody's. going to die at one point. Yeah. Like this shit's not forever. I'm like [ __ ] it. Like holy [ __ ] Like I. should do something. Like am I am I just on autopilot? This. is I I I said this in a vlog before I. think, but our life doesn't have to be. autopilot. And a lot of the time it. feels like you're on autopilot. Yes. Yeah. Real [ __ ] I'm just It's live. I'm. living. Exactly. Exactly. But it doesn't have to. be autopilot. And I feel like. I feel like we're almost taught to keep. it in autopilot and that's that's how.

you should live. Yes, fam. No, fam. You can take every single. opportunity you can. You can you can. steer your [ __ ] life into any which. way direction you want, bro. That's why. I love having spontaneous friends or. friends with ADHD cuz they keep life so. entertaining. Bam. Imagine like just a. guy maybe at 4:00 a.m. we'll be at a. club, right? And then my uh spontaneous. friend, let's go here. Oh, [ __ ] But at. the same time, I I really think about is. like, bro, he just wants to make. memories. We're making memories right.

now. So, I would go out for 5:00 a.m. with you. Like, who cares? Yeah, that's me, too. I'm so much like. that. And I realized that at a young. age. I think that's why I really wanted. to go hang out with my friends so much. Also, when I was a kid, I think the. reason, bro, let me know if any of you. guys have the same feeling, but I had. strict parents. So, I wasn't able to go hang out with my. friends a lot when I was a kid. Yeah. I. didn't have no like, oh, can I go over. to my friend's house? Can I go to blah. blah blah's house? You're not really rebellious, though. I. don't really see that characterist. actually. No, never mind. You actually. [laughter] you are. And that that proves.

the theory that I dropped out of school. I know. I totally forgot that. I totally. forget [laughter] your drop ass that. But no, that proves the theory that uh. rebellious I mean strict parents create. rebellious kids. I don't necessarily that's I don't think. that's so true but it definitely affects. it. No, that is very true because I I like I. like I feel like my parents raised me. perfectly cuz they gave me rules but. they still gave me freedom. It was like. a great balance and that I think that's. how I'm going to raise my kid. like the exact way way they raised me. I think there's something good about.

strictness though. No, that that is. because there's you still like there's. responsibilities, priorities. Yeah. But as soon as you oh do whatever you. want then it becomes oh your kid is a. mess. No, you know what it is. Yo, too much freedom or too much. No, you know what it actually is? What. happens is you let the world raise your. kid. What do you mean? So if you give your kid freedom, they'll. turn out like everybody else or the. average. Facts. Facts. Facts. That's so true. Facts. Facts. Facts. And if it really. depends if he has a [ __ ] friend group.

Yeah, exactly. It depends on the friend. group and it's left onto onto the the. community. It's left onto the. communities to raise the kid now. Yo, that's so [ __ ] true. Because I. didn't turn out so much like my friends. Yeah, you did it. Holy [ __ ]. Yo, this [laughter] guy that's like an. epiphany in my head like. cuz cuz I I do love my friends, but now. that I think about I didn't really turn. out exactly like my friends. Like I. don't do the same thing as them. Like, sure, we have common interest, but. holy [ __ ] That's.

And I bet And I bet none of your friends. were like were probably raised the same. way you are, and they're all different. in their own way. All different in their own way. Exactly. That's why that's how it. meshes. Yeah. You feel me? Damn. But you take You take a really, let's. say, bad kid, you put him in a. what do you call this? You give him a. bunch of rules, bro. He's going to turn. out [ __ ] bro. Damn. That's kind of crazy, fam. Yeah, that's like taking a No, but to be. honest, if you take a strict dog, if you. if you take a strict mindset and then. take care of a dog, okay, the dog is going to be very behaved. though. But I guess humans are different.

to a point. Yeah, cuz you can give a. thing treats and [ __ ] like that. It's. way easier to train a dog than a human, fam. No, but you know that um that. question was like uh if you were the. last one on the planet, what would you. do? [laughter]. You know that one? Yeah. Well, okay. What would you do? Actually, me I don't know. I I would probably like. like enjoy it for a moment and then I. would probably just off myself. Fam, I I think you told me that before, but I think I know what I want to do. Why? What would you do? Like, how are you. going to procreate if you're the only. one? No. So, that's out the question. No, no, no. I'm not going to.

You could still procreate, but I don't. want to get into that. Okay. [laughter]. I don't want to get into that. Oh, like animals. Yeah, I don't want to get into that, but. I'm not saying I would procreate. I'm. not going to do that. But I would pull a. no of the ark. What's no of the ark? just bring a bunch. of animals to go sailing. Oh, I like befriend a lot of like. animals and it'll be like freaking Snow. White, bro. Okay, [snorts] that's kind of fire. That's fire. That is fire. That's fire. Imagine like Okay, for. example, in uh in None or in like Alaska, they have huskys and it's the whole. squad, bro. I guarantee you that man, if. he lives by himself, but with all those.

dogs, he's not lonely. He's just Yeah. He's just going to. become one of them. Yeah. Like it's low vibe like, "Yo, what. are you saying, bro? What are you. saying? Did you catch a squirrel today?". You know what I mean? Or plot twist, there was a story I read about where, you know, there was a village, right? There's a whole village, I think it was. in Japan, too, where it got cleared out. cuz everyone started dying. [clears throat] of sickness, right? So, this woman decided to create. humansized, life-sized dolls of everyone. that lived there. That's I am legend.

Oh, it is. That's like I am legend. I've seen that. Yeah. So, it I think. it's the city is called Nagara. And this. old woman came up with the idea because. one day her father died, right? And then she dressed up as a she she. created a scarecrow, put all her the. clothes on it. I don't like that. And then and then look, some guy was. walking by, right? And he was like, "Oh, what's up?" And he was like, "Oh, that's. a scarecrow." So something popped up in. her mind from that experience. Let me. create 400, fam. She created 400. And it it wasn't just random dolls. She.

took the storyline of every single. person and created like if it was a kid, it was a kid with two parents. Wow. If. it she c she recreated the school like, "Oh, let me put Tommy in this seat like. where he was.". Yo, that's crazy. Shout out that woman, bro. All right. You ready? Yeah. What if. Yeah. We are living in a world of. exactly that and it's advanced. technology and we are just the creation. of one person creating a story line.

Oh, and we're [laughter]. kind of crazy. That's the same thing. So this person. instead of creating 400 created 8. billion and every single one. Oh no, that's God. Exactly. That's God. I It just clicked in my. mind. Yeah, that's not that kind of. crazy because that is God right now. Isn't that crazy? Damn, bro. But if you if you put it onto like that. type of level like. yo, everybody does have their own story. line. It's kind of like that's kind of. life. But. real [ __ ]. And then who knows what if it.

Yo, you ever hear that that theory how. like we could all be in someone's head? Like this is all just a dream. Oh, like uh so like me and you could be. in Dino's head right now and we're just. living in his [laughter]. What the [ __ ]. That's kind of [ __ ]. It's like a dream. Yeah. This is also a thought I had in. the shower today. Since this AI stuff is. getting so advanced, right? Like to the. point where it's getting smarter than. the human mind. Yeah. Would a degree even matter? [laughter]. That's a I've been saying this, bro. Cuz fam, imagine cuz we it's on a lower. level. We already have chat GPT.

Yeah. It's it's able to create able to go. through the whole course and get a. degree, right? Yeah. So imagine in like. 10 years maximum, we already have that computer chip where. we can go into nursing if I want. I can switch it up, but I can get that. degree cuz I can just flip that switch. Exactly. Then what's the point of all this then? Yo, check this out. I literally have. pages on pages in my notes about that. exact topic. And I was going to do it. for a vlog. I'm going to just say it. here right now.

There's no more like life changes every. single day. just the workforce hasn't. Yeah. But eventually we're going to come to. the point where it can keep up where it. can update that quickly. But it just. doesn't because there's too much money. put into education system. And the. education system is already funded by. what? The governments, the elites, the the. rich people, bro. The rich people stay. rich. They're going to control you and make. you go to their school so they keep. making money. Like they don't care. They they don't.

care if society advances. They don't. care if the world is better. They just. care if they're still on top and still. making money. Yeah. Your job, they don't [ __ ] care. whether you get a good job, a bad job, whatever. They don't they don't [ __ ]. care at all if they have enough doctors. or a little doctors. Yeah. What they really care about is, yo, think about it. If it was so much that. they cared about, oh, let's have all.

these people in the right jobs, the. right sectors of life, education would. be free. Fact, if they really cared, but nah, you have. to pay for that. Yeah, bro. Think about it, fam. No. And look, it. would actually be beneficial for. capitalism, too, if you gave everybody. what they're good at for free. But no, they make too much money off of it cuz. everybody would be in a job they excel. at. But they don't want that because that's. too much success. They want poor people. because poor people are the desperate. ones that make the decisions that the.

money leaks into and goes back into the. rich people's pocket. That's [ __ ]. deep. I hope like. you know what I mean? That's a little. bit too that's a little bit too woke for. y'all. But. no, cuz I saw this thing too. It was. like. if you put fleas Yeah. right in a jar. They can't jump as high. And you close. it and you leave it for 3 days. And you [clears throat] open back the. lid. They will only jump to the point. where they can't escape. Mhm. So that's the same as you put a bunch of.

these kids in school. You tell them rules. You give them. rules. You put them in that system. Yeah. They're not going to go higher than that. system. And it's and it's the kids and it's the. offspring of the ones that already know. the boundary or the illusion of the. boundary. Yeah, but it's the rebellious kids that say. [ __ ] the boundary. I know. The ones that don't. But they But the rebellious kids turn. out rich, too. Why do you think? Cuz. they know how to maneuver. It's lowkey the rebellious kids that. make it out.

Yeah. It's [ __ ] man. It's lowkey the rebellious kids that. make it out from the system. Yeah, bro. Cuz imagine Yeah, cuz they don't follow rules, bro. Yeah. [ __ ] bro. But we're not we're we're [snorts]. taught to follow rules from day one, man. M we're taught to follow rules from. day one theory right now. Yeah. The school system with recess with the. food trays with sitting down with. different sectors. That's training for prison. It's the exact system. It's the exact.

format as prison. Like you have six hours, you have. playtime, your recess. They have that in. prison too. And then you all get pushed down into. your own cubbies, whatever it may be. is. prison [clears throat] away like you. know that um karmic thing. to show people like the celebrities they. make jokes uh obvious jokes to like uh. to tell the the other people like oh. this is what we're doing to you but we. don't want karma on us is was prison. made just to show those the uh just. society that oh we're literally doing.

what you're doing outside in here. you know what I think it is bro check. this out. cuz I literally just had this thought. right now schools right teachers. Yeah, we're all taught to be quiet when the. teacher is speaking. Yeah. Now, if we're all taught to be quiet. when the teacher is speaking, we give. the authority to the teacher. That doesn't give the other kids. the ability to speak out and have their. own ideas and them collaborate with each. other as much. But sure, like the. teacher should have authority and be.

able to control the class, but I'm so. curious how it would work out if the. kids start, [snorts]. you know what I mean? if they had. freedom to speak out. It's a [ __ ] show. It might be a [ __ ] show. It might be a. [ __ ] show. I'm just very curious like. how that would play out because that's. what the because every single person at. least the majority of people went to. school system and have been in that. setting as a kid in the brainwashing. period like when your when your brain is. malleable when you're learning things. we're all told right away, sh the.

teacher's talking, you can't talk out of. place. Yeah. How would how would the world be. different if everybody wasn't taught to. be quiet when it's not their turn? Okay. No, so we can go back to the. raising your kids. Too much freedom bad. Too much like. rules bad. So, not even a hot take, but. the system is perfect. I don't know. The system is perfect. Why? Because. the rebellious kids will have an. opportunity. You'll still have rules on. you, but you'll have the opportunity all.

your life to take that jump out, right? Yeah, that's true. But if um what do you. call this? If you don't, you're stuck in. the system. But the system will still. lead you throughout your life. And. that's your purpose. That's your role. I think I think that's the way to look. at it. Yeah. I think you should look at it as. everything is perfect as it is. because. cuz this is what it like this is how you. how you live, fam. Like you find ways you find the things. you can't control and you find the. things you can. no facts. and then that's how you live. So the.

mentality that everything is perfect how. it is pushes you to strive better by. finding different opportunities and. finding different avenues for you to. succeed in the with the things you can. control instead of just sitting down. like I can't do anything bro like this. too hard like no you start to think okay. this is the [ __ ] I can control this is. the [ __ ] I can't it narrows it down like. boom I can I can control this right here. now once once you develop that mindset. that uh oh, I can control this, I can I.

can't control that. Your life will be. less stressful. because you're not worrying about it. anymore. And it it's it's so universal. It goes to everything with the. relationships, with career, with even just cooking, bro. Like. like, oh, [ __ ] I can't I can't make the. chicken a different temperature. Okay. But I can't control where I put it and. then change the temperature that way, you know? But sometimes it gets like um. it gets too uh what do you call this? If. you if you're always going on that like, "Oh, I'm stressree. I can't control.

this." You might get into the habit and. now you're like just lazy. No, but I. think you cuz look now now it's like um. say, "Oh, I can't control this." Boom. Uh that's not my fault. Uh that problem. right there, that's not my fault. Whole. time you're just digging a rabbit hole. for yourself. No, no, no. Cuz cuz what you need this. is the prayer I always say. God surren uh God grant me the serenity. to accept the things I cannot change. But wisdom to know the difference. So wisdom to know the difference like.

okay. I know that I have the ability to change. this. I know I have I don't have the. ability to change that. So the wisdom part is still very very. very important. That's the second part. of the prayer of them. If you only have. the first part of the prayer, it's not. going to work out. You need the second. part, too. [laughter]. Damn, bro. I seen something, too, is. like some guy who who reads the Bible, he's like, "Yo, a lot of books, I don't. like um. when I read it over again, I already.

know like there's nothing new." But. whenever he reads the Bible, he said at. least maybe 15 times, there's always. something new. Like 20 things that are. new. I think there's something so crazy about. it because it's so relevant no matter. what. No matter it's like. no matter what century that [ __ ] is all. relevant and it's it's [ __ ] cuz that. goes to show like humans always make the. same mistakes and I think that's just. our true spirit of we're supposed to. have these challenges and these. difficulties as humans so that we can. learn from it and those are the best. stories. That's why I love people.

Yeah. I love people because we're meant to. make certain mistakes. and learn off each other. Exactly. We're meant to have certain. story lines that take us down these. paths of drama, uh, pain, sometimes straight happiness, but a lot of the times the happiness. comes from pain, or the pain sometimes comes from. happiness and then turns into happiness, right? Yeah, bro. And that's why it's like even. though you might say like, "Oh, this. person I hate that this person came into. my life." Nah, bro. That person probably. changed your life.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. a lot. That That's. what I grudges. Come on, bro. At at that. point, you know, this not even a hot take, but listen, every single person that broke your. heart, they might be they may very well. be the. the most important person in your life. because they made you stronger. or weaker. But if you're weaker, gave. you the opportunity to be stronger. Fam, look at a Boogie, right? A Boogie, he was expecting a baby. M day of he.

found out that's not his baby. Guess what he did? Heartbreak song. changed his life. That whole that whole. thing, the whole relationship with his. girl changed his life. That relationship. changed his life. And that's what's dope about art because. when you have an outlet to take emotion. and put it into something, that's when. you see beautiful art come through. And. in the same way, it doesn't have to be. an art outlet, but you can take that. same emotion and use it as energy into. fighting, into, you know what I mean? Whatever you strive for it. Let's say.

you're in business. Like, you can use. that as motivation. Like, because this. girl rejected me, oh, I'm going to get. rich now. Like, that's still a good. motivation. Like, you take that energy. of feeling low to push you to be high. Because I feel like if you're already. high, it's hard to want to strive even. higher. This is [ __ ] though. But I always. thought this to myself, but it's like, "Oh, [ __ ] This is so fucked." But I. feel like God keeps like the bad people. on this earth for longer and he takes.

the good people out like faster. I don't. know why why it's like that, but it's. like it's. all the stories and like all the things. I've heard of people that I have, oh, he's such a great guy. He didn't deserve. this. You feel me? [ __ ] like that. But I. don't know. It's like, do does he keep. it the bad people on this earth just to. like, oh, maybe earth is hell. This is. really hell. I'mma keep you here. You. feel me? But the good people, I'm going. to take you out. Don't worry. All right. You want to get deep, bro? Yeah. Well, this might be the deepest thing I ever.

said cuz I never talked about this. before. So, I had panic attacks before. Yeah. Cuz I thought I was going to die. Cuz I. thought there was a moment in my mind I. thought am I more valuable. dead? Knocking wood. No way. Like from what I've already left behind. Mhm. And let's say you disappear. Everything that's left behind now might. even be boosted up more and solidified.

in history because you passed away. early. That's so [ __ ] which is very sad. Like for example X, for example, Juice. World, like even though they had a short. amount of time in this world, it was amplified. Lil Peep, it was. amplified and solidified because it was. so powerful. Sure, they didn't have that. many listeners, viewers, fans, whatever. [snorts] But because it was cut short, everybody paid attention. No, but was it it was meant to be. though? Is it was it meant to be? cuz. it's like God is like this needs to be.

heard but even though I have to do it. this way I'mma take care of you up. there. I know. it's it's so crazy. and that's why I just got really scared. like obviously this is not going to. happen like who know like knock on wood. right but it just like it just really. made me scared. Yeah, I get that though cuz I always go. through like. and that's not to say that I've done so. much. That's not to say that. That's not. to say that it's just the idea of like. are you more valuable? Mhm. here. And then I was going through a.

moment of. what do I need to do? Like do I feel. like I've accomplished everything? Do I. have goals and aspirations? The problem. was at that very moment I felt like I. didn't have anything like set on my. mind. Yeah. And that was a scary moment. And then I. said that in my vlog too. The most the. thing I fear most and this is so true. Like I dead ass feel this. The thing I. fear most is not having a challenge to. overcome. Because the moment you don't. have a challenge to overcome, you feel.

like you're nothing. Yeah. Because you have nothing to do. It's like you beat a video game and then. like there's what what are you gonna do. now? Yeah, bro. And that's not the mindset you want to. live ever. Never. Like there's always so many. different challenges you can find in. your life and things that you can use to. push yourself and things to see like I. have greater purpose here, I have. greater purpose there. Like you never. want to think like that. And that's. that's a that's something I had to like. [ __ ] go through this one night. It's. [ __ ] panic attack. Just like. I never I never really talk about my.

panic attacks, but that's one panic. attack I had. Yeah. No, cuz it's like what if it's. like once you find your purpose on this. earth, then that's where it's like, oh, he'll take you just because it's like he. wants to protect you from the evil down. here since you already found it. You. feel me? I don't know. That's just a. thought that that goes through my head. because I always hear these stories. about like good people passing away. early or or like getting hit by a bullet. that wasn't meant for them and [ __ ] like. that. It's like sometimes I think it's. like. was it is it God actually protecting.

them from all the evil down here in a in. a in a different way? I don't know cuz. I'm not God obviously. Yeah, it's definitely a sad thing to. think about it. And it's a scary thing to think about. Like I never really want to think about. that stuff. Yeah, man. But yeah, that was one of the. moments I have found. Like literally the. scar one of the scariest moments of my. life. Did you feel like um more uh what. do you call this? Not afraid of anything. yet after that because after you have. some [ __ ] like that, I feel like you're. you're fearless. No, I want to say yeah. because Yeah,

but I do I still have the same fear of. I need to do something, bro. I can't just [ __ ] like sit around and. do like jack [ __ ]. Like obviously there's moments I have to. like chill, give time for myself and. take part in the human experience, but [ __ ] fam. Low key, I feel like. everybody has their purpose, like they. have to [ __ ] They have to complete. Yeah. And everybody, if you you think. you don't have your purpose or you think. you're nobody, fam, everybody in this. world is a somebody. dead ass. No, listen. A lot of y'all. don't realize sometimes you could just.

be in class and you could have a smile. on your face and you inspire somebody. else. Light up that person's day. You inspire somebody else that you. didn't notice, but they saw you happy. and they said, "Fuck, that guy's happy. Hm. Maybe I won't off myself today.". Exactly. Impact is impact no matter what. degree. No matter what degree, it could. be a little smile like that. You don't know, bro. Amen. And you have so many blessings. Like, never [snorts]. never think like that. Never think that. you don't have anything. You You have. the world. If you're alive right now, you you have the world right now.

Count your blessings, bro. Facts. But yeah, man. It's crazy. As soon as we. got that little Jesus candle that we got. deep, still. [laughter]. What What if that [ __ ] just lit up like. randomly and I saw. That's a miracle. I know. It's a miracle. That would be crazy. That was a crazy thing. You want to end it there? Let's end it. on like something happy, family. Let's. talk about something like not so serious. before we end it off. I feel like that's a good way because we. would would keep people thinking. No, but I don't want to like go to bed. right now. Like [laughter]. I don't want to Let me put my sunglasses. back on and [ __ ] you know?

Oh, I have a theory. I have a lighting. theory. Yeah. So [laughter] So I seen this thing where. it's like a guy was telling like what is. classy to rich people and what is uh. trashy to poor people, right? And I. never knew this. So overhead lighting, like the ones that come from a thing, is. trashy. to rich people, right? Yeah. So, but um what do you call this? Like. [ __ ] that comes out from the middle. ground. Um a [ __ ]. I know what you're calling it. I know. I. know what it is. Oh, it's Oh, it's not overhead. It's.

like. it's like wall lighting. Wall lighting. is actually um classy for. interior lighting or something. Yeah, interior lighting that doesn't come from. the above is ve very classy for rich. people. So I. I have this theory where it's like. celebrities. only look better than us on these. Instagram lives and [ __ ] like that just. cuz they can afford a certain lighting. So imagine Kylie I seen a thing where. it's like Kylie Jenner in her old house. when she was still on the come up didn't.

look like a celebrity still. As soon as. she got into her bathroom with some next. lights, fam, she looked cra like a crazy. glow up. cuz it's the lighting in the crib. Even. on the selfies and [ __ ]. because she can afford that lighting. Yo, that's a good theory, actually. No, cuz cuz even like Tik Tockers and. influencers, the reason they look good. is because they have certain lighting to. make the content. That's so true. I'm telling you, lighting is a big part. And the lighting in in the gym is. different from the lighting in the in.

the stores and the lighting in your. house is different. You know, everything's. Yeah, maybe it's not just colors, fam. It's. Oh, you know what's crazy? So, I I just. said this on the on the vlog that's. coming out. It's coming out tomorrow, so. go look for that. Anyways, did you know if you wear sunglasses, fam? Check this out. If you wear sunglasses. when it's sunny outside, you will get. sunburnt more likely. What? You're more. likely to get sunburnt if you wear. sunglasses. How? Check this out. Check this out. So, our.

eyes. can sense the sun and it senses when the. sun is hitting us and when it's harsh. lighting. Right. now, our eyes tell us. to produce melanin in our skin. So, if our eyes can't realize that the. sun is that harsh because we're wearing. a lens over top, it's going to burn your. skin. Now, think about it. Why is it. only the people that wear sunglasses are. hella burnt? That get sunburnt.

Now think every single time that you got. sunburnt were you wearing sunglasses, bro. [gasps] Were you wearing. sunglasses, fam? The only times I got. sunburnt, I was wearing sunglasses. Oh, that's kind of [ __ ] I didn't know. that, right? That's kind of. But it makes so much sense. Yeah, cuz it's kind of like an illusion. Yeah. I didn't know it does that though. Yeah. So, cuz it it's literally it's. playing with our eyes. It's playing with. our eyes. Yeah, but I didn't know that our eyes. can like tell it. Like, yeah, it's our body trigger, fam. Oh, how is how is our our skin supposed to.

know? Yeah, that's literally how it knows. That's. literally how it knows. That's a crazy fact. Yeah, that's okay. We'll end it off. there, then. That's a great way to end it off. [laughter]. It's bad. Good. I I just realized I had. that theory cuz I had sunglasses here. You know, these are from Dollarama. Hey, man. Get it how you live, man. This. le like a $150 but it look some designer. [ __ ]. I tell you bro I was wearing fake. jewelry all that before fam. I had to. come up I had to get revenge just iced. out just to it's like a troll. It's like. I I bought this for a petty reason. It's.

[laughter] for everyone who called my. jewelry fake. Now they can't do that. You feel me? Come on, bro. Shout out N. I want to say one story real quick. So. um Jamie Fox, he went to a gas station one time. Yeah. and he took these glasses off the. gas station and he's like, "Yo, these. are kind of fire. Put them on." Yeah. He posted on his Instagram story and so. many replies, so many comments like, "Yo, what brand is that? What brand is. that? What brand is that?" It's. literally just [ __ ]. from the gas station. And you know what.

he said? He said it's just all setting. Yeah. It's because he's wearing it. He's he's posted up in like a. Rolls-Royce or whatever it may be. is. the setting of itself that makes that. illusion. Like, yo, you can look. successful. It's just the setting. Like, if I give a Rolex to our boy that only. works like a part-time job, it's not going to look right. You're probably going to think it's. fake. Mhm. But if you give it to your millionaire. homie. Yeah. No. If you give your millionaire homie a.

fake Rolex, you're going to think that. one's real. Yeah. That's that's another theory. Rappers on stage wear fake jewelry. probably. Or they wear fake jewelry. They just get one real chain and wear. the rest is fake. Probably. Yeah. Cuz why why spend that money? Why spend no money? Everybody else. thinks it's real. Everyone thinks you're illusion. You're. literally playing the game right now. Yeah. Everybody else thinks it's real. If you were really smart, you would do. that. Yeah. And rappers are usually Nah, they're. okay. Yeah. You don't know, fam. Just think about that [ __ ] cuz. sometimes it's just an illusion. Yeah, [clears throat] bro. Think about the real life, man. Just.

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