CURSED BACKROOM DREAMS, DABABY THEORY, SLEEP PARALYSIS EXPERIENCES - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 48

Okay, you want to hear a story fam? Okay, so so I was eating dinner right. with my cousins. Yeah, we are all eating. upstairs right? And then. for some reason my my cousin she was. like looking out the window. Like what. why she looking out the window? And all. she goes. Yo, yo, there's a squirrel right? Squirrel like she was why she was so. excited about a squirrel. I go over to. the window. Fam, it's the biggest.

[ __ ] raccoon standing on the fence. This [ __ ] was the size of like a luggage. bro. That that ass is the biggest [ __ ]. raccoon right? And then I'm like yo, are. you mixing up with a squirrel bro? Wait, she's from here though right? Okay, I was like okay if she was from. the Philippines I understand if if she. got it wrong but no that's weird. There. there was a there was a raccoon. There's. a raccoon story. Now I'm getting it confused. There's a raccoon like video on the. internet where a guy has is in the. garbage can right? And he's trying to.

get a raccoon out and the raccoon's on. on like the side of the thing already. planted cuz he has a stick up to it. And then the guy tries to grab it and. let's go of the stick and he go and the. raccoon goes like. and like as soon as the film he runs. away. This guy leaves his friend. It's. it's funny cuz you see like they have. hands. Whenever an animal has hands like that. it's just so weird. Just like like. monkeys bro. Look at monkeys when they. pick up stuff. It's so like I know it's. like so cartoonish fam. It's so. cartoonish like it literally looks like. us but it's not us.

Whenever whenever I think of animals and. like like cartoonish Over the Hedge. I don't like Over the Hedge that much. It was all right. Okay, but besides Over. the Hedge I think I think one of the. greatest animated films ever. featuring animals this [ __ ] this [ __ ]. would have won an Oscar fam. Lion King. right? Open Season. I haven't watched that. You haven't. watched Open Season? The one with the big bear and then like. the deer you never watched it like that? That [ __ ] would have should have won an.

Oscar fam. That [ __ ] is actually good. Cuz I I think I think that movie it was. just like a. It's one of those random movies or where. it's like it's outside of the box bro. It's outside the box cuz so many so many. the the animated movies are all the same. bro. Yeah, I know. It's like oh we want. food and let's let's go back without. people trying to find us. Did you watch Hoodwinked? It's like I think that one was a little. bit more adult a little bit more adult. themed. But speaking of animals fam you. seen that now they're they're mixing. different DNAs of animals. So there was.

this one. turtle combined with a rat. What the. [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah. And combined it with DNA of. a rat. A shelless turtle? And they. fertilized the eggs and then 5 months it. came out. You want to see it? Like you. can search it up. It's so disgusting. fam. It's real? Yes, they actually did. it. Oh my just search up turtle rat. Turtle rat Fam, it's a fat rat with like. a turtle shaped body. It looks like a armadillo. This [ __ ].

I'll put it on screen. And there's also. they combined pig with a human and that. one is No, that's no way that's real. Search up pig human. No way that's real. That that [ __ ] is fake. Trust me fam I. seen the videos. No, it's not that's not real fam. No, it's not that that's Oh no, that's. not the right one. That's not the right. one. There's another one where they. there was a bunch of pigs and a small. one. They picked it up showed the. the face of the camera. This [ __ ] that's. not real fam. No, that's not the right. one. That's not the right one. This?

There's there's a lot of pictures. You. have to show me which one. No, that that. wasn't the one but it had a pig's body. and like the face with was human as How. do how do they make that [ __ ] Okay, do. you do you think there is there is like. real creatures like that cuz. Cuz the original dog was a wolf right? And then over the centuries how do we. end up with a [ __ ] Chihuahua? I don't. know maybe he just shaved all his hair. off. That was it. That's the evolution. It went from really hairy from a. Wolverine to a dog and then to to what. it is now. Do you think there's going to. be like other types of humans? Do you. think do you think we can we can I don't. know how to explain it but like you.

think there's going to be humans that. can have more arms there's humans that. can have like different like skills on. their body and [ __ ]. What's a Neguna? Oh, it's called the. Ninjin. Yeah, so it's like this Japanese um. aquatic human creature where it has no. arms but only two feet and they've seen. it walking around on like icebergs. It's. like it's like a freaking like Bigfoot. Yeah, it's like Bigfoot except no arms. And like the there's like the the urban. legend where sailors they went out and. they did like this. whale research and they saw it on.

accident. It's 20 to 30 meters long and. has a face. A whale that has a face? That can walk that has two legs. A. whale? Like a whale shaped it fam it's. 20 to 30 meters long. What the hell? That's that's weird bro. No cuz we we. don't know what's in the ocean fam there. could be some like huge titan cuz you. hear those stories of like the Kraken. and the giant squids and [ __ ] Moby Dick. There's a theory though that the story. Moby Dick it was actually THE NAME.

ITSELF. OH, WAIT. THE NAME ITSELF FAM. So the theory is that when the pirates. or when the ship captains are out on sea. right? They struggle with a lot of. sexual tension for me cuz they don't. have no girls on the ship. No, no, no, that's not how it that's not. how it happens. But pretty much what it was was Moby. Dick was like he was trying to fight. this whale or he was trying to kill this.

whale. So when you're out on sea all. like for months on end he's trying to. struggle with his sexual frustrations. right? So Moby Dick is actually like. Yeah, it's like a double entendre that. for for it being his dick and struggling. with masturbation out on sea. NO, BUT IT MAKES SENSE. IT MAKES SENSE. WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON SEA like that. There's nothing to do. Yeah, it's like jail and that's why mans. in jail like. I've seen this open [ __ ] No, no, no,

I've seen this crazy [ __ ] in jail. So. they they would have like posters of. girls right? And those posters of of. girls are like currencies. That poster. of like Jessica Alba is like $20 worth. And there's this guy that made like a. pillow into like a girl like he shaped. it into a girl with hair and [ __ ] and. then he was like yo like the new inmate. was like yo what's that for? He's like. what do YOU THINK DUMBASS? NO CUZ THAT [ __ ] TIMES actually that. [ __ ] that [ __ ] is bro.

No, I remember seeing this. Okay, this this a little bit like don't. search this up. That's everyone's going to search this. up now. No, cuz I remember watching this like. you know those prison crafts videos? Bro, so they took this glove right? Anyways, they made like a flashlight. with a glove they blew it up and then. they made it like.

No, cuz they turned it into um. You know balloon animals? Someone was crafty enough to make a. balloon animal into like. No lie in jail it brings out your. creative side cuz like you have nothing. to work with but the [ __ ] that they be. making there like the [ __ ] cakes made. out of just like sugar and. Or like the brick you heard of the. brick? Look chips like ramen whatever's around. crumbs bro. I'm telling you there there. was a funny like saying it was like you.

guys can do everything in jail except. get out or something like that. Yo, that's facts though. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure if you. really want like a phone or something. you can actually get one but you just. have to pay a lot of money cuz that's. why we see those TikToks. I don't know. if you're on jail TikTok cuz I am. I'm. on jail TikTok like crazy. There's bare. videos of people just with their phones. and like how do they get their phones. right? So I looked into it you can. actually get a phone you just have to. pay like the warden or pay like the. guards like hella money. You can. honestly get whatever you want.

As long as it's not like a danger to. everybody else. You're not going to get. a knife in there and [ __ ] But who knows. bro? Like what if what if there are some. people that do get the like if they're. on death row? On death row my bad. If they're on death. row and they have nothing else to lose. they're just going to get like a knife. in there no matter what they say. I guess why that's the reasoning why I. see like jail people on TikTok like. they'll go live and they're like. we're in jail and [ __ ] like that and. we're just going on live They're just. bored bro. They're just bored fam. You. ever you ever had those days when in. summer like there's really nothing to.

do? Do you think when you have so much. vacation time there's a point where. vacation becomes boring? Yeah. Fam. during the winter breaks in between sams. I know a lot of people who are like okay. I'm going to just clean my room get. everything settled I have nothing to do. now. Like there's no homework no thing. That's why I feel like school is kind of. sick cuz there's always something to do. It keeps you busy. Okay, for me I never liked school though. cuz I never liked doing assignments. unless it was something fun like. creative. Cuz I never liked. the fact of we have to we have to do.

exactly what the teacher says and. there's only one right answer. So the. classes I really love were more of like. the English or like the art whatever it. may be like com tech. That's why I hated math so much because. there's only one answer. No, but I feel. like I feel like people don't like math. just cuz they're not good at it. The. people that are really good are really. interested. I feel like that goes with. everything. How the hell do you become. interested in math though? Y'all got to. tell me if you're really into math tell. me how. Cuz I was just like as a kid my. parents always did like multiplication. tables and made it fun like oh let's do. these apples. You feel me? Cuz cuz okay.

math to me is a big worksheet. This is. what this is what school taught me math. is a big worksheet. You have to go. through all of these questions write it. out boom next sentence okay you're done. do the next one. next one. To me I was like cuz I'm Asian. I'm like I took that in personally so I. should be able to do that and it was fun. for me because other people couldn't do. it but I could do it really quick. That's why I would study and study so I. can do way quicker than everyone else. That's how took it. That's an interesting take cuz for me it. was just like, why am I even doing this?

I don't I don't take anything from it. Besides, besides I guess the knowledge. of how to do it. But what am I going to. use it for? Cuz at least at least in. like history class, I learn about the. the ancient Egyptians, whatever it may. be at the time, and I can take that with. me and then just like talk about it and. [ __ ] Like, yo, what do you what do you. guys think about Sir Patrick Stewart? Yeah, I don't know nothing about that. I. just know how to do 5 * 7. But yeah, but back to the the jail [ __ ]. Cuz I wanted to tell something. There's. this this girl on TikTok that that.

recently went viral cuz she has a jail. pen pal mate. Where she she would call. and they would be like, oh, I love you. so much and [ __ ] like that. And we their. whole relationship is on TikTok. Word. And she has to pay like a dollar every. hour or some [ __ ] like Is it illegal to. do that or not? know. Oh [ __ ] maybe I just did. Sorry for that girl. I know you guys are. having a great relationship. I don't. want to ruin everything else. No, but I seen um even Kodak, you know. how Kodak was in jail? And during his. concert, somebody who in the Yeah, he's.

like, this guy wrote to me in jail, right? And what's crazy, I'm thinking, man, what if we can reach out to people. in Can we just reach out to them? Like. celebrities in jail? Who's in jail right. now? Pooh Shiesty. He's in jail. Kodak's. in jail again. I want to write if I. could write anyone in in jail, it would. be Tay-K. Tay-K? Cuz I would be like, yo, how's it been? Are you are you ever getting out, man? Cuz the the streets need you, man. Yeah, I love Tay-K, too, but I love his. music. Yeah, I love his music, but. necessarily him as a person. Look, look. YNW Melly. Mhm. Oh, yeah. For me, like. these they really murdered people. But.

we don't we like. turn our heads, you know what I mean? at the same time all the comments, free. Melly, free Tay-K. It's crazy. But the. moment they say something about. something else about something Yeah. cancelable content, that's when they get. canceled, but not about the violence. Yeah. Yo, and then there's another. theory. There's a theory about DaBaby, actually. Okay. Um. Dino put me on this, actually. He told. me this. In DaBaby's, I think the song. with Lil Wayne, he said this verse. I'm. going. one? The newest one? Yeah, the one with.

Lil Wayne. Yeah. Okay. So there's this. there's a theory that DaBaby. him killing somebody in Walmart. was actually all a marketing ploy and he. framed it. What? How? How? There's a lyric? So. Oh, no. In the in the recent DaBaby track with. Lil Wayne, he says this. The first verse. he says, I've been having mood swings. like a Gemini. I can use the murder for. therapy, right? I can make the news with. it, break the internet, and have them.

all nervous and scared of me. Then get. away sneaky clean, never seen a thing. What the heck? So he just snitched on. himself if people really dug into it? Now, somebody there's a there's a huge. conspiracy on Twitter. Somebody that. knew the kid that got killed Uh-huh. supposedly. DaBaby just made it seem as if it was. self-defense, but it wasn't. And he did. it on purpose so that he can get. publicity for it. What? That's crazy. you think about it, that's a huge. headline, you know what I mean? A rapper. killed somebody in Walmart and gets away. with it. Cuz there's been other stories.

of him. Did you remember there was a guy that. followed him into like a Gucci store? Yeah. And then he was recording. He's. like, DaBaby, you're not going to do. [ __ ] Was that Do you think that was a. plot, too? I don't know. Cuz why would a guy record him so like. eagerly? Like, yo, let me get a response. from you. Right? And then the this what DaBaby. did. He he beat him up and then he took. Remember? He pulled his pants down and. and he was like, oh, yo, look at what I. did to your favorite to your boy Oh, [ __ ] But low-key now that I'm thinking. back and hearing that story, what if.

that [ __ ] was all a plot? Cuz look, Carpet Burn, he used the exact same plot. as as of that story to direct his music. video. So that was the whole thing. Word. So maybe he used that as as um. what do you call this? Publicity? And. now he made fun of it in the song just. so people it could get more views. Maybe. Cuz there's so many things that. that even just rappers do, even just. like wearing a dress, something crazy. like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo, there's a crazy. conspiracy, fam, that one of the one of.

the rituals or kind of next levels to. take if you want to join the Illuminati. is embarrassing yourself. And one of the. things you can do to complete the ritual. is to wear a dress. It's a it's a way of. like embarrassment. Oh, [ __ ]. So they So that's why you see a lot of. celebrities. Young Thug, Harry Styles. Young Thug, Harry Styles. Look at all. these people like Kurt Cobain, Kid Cudi. Kid Cudi was next. Yeah. So it's either. Bro, this is like. the Illuminati, fam. Yeah, yeah. They'll.

make you do it so that you can join them. or go on to the next level and get the. other riches. And if you if you deny it, then they'll cancel you or do something. to you. So that's why they're saying. even Tory Lanez. Yeah. when supposedly he want he wanted. to go independent. Remember You heard. about that? When Tory Lanez wanted to go. independent, the conspiracy is that the. elites didn't like it. So what they did, they framed him by putting him with. Megan Thee Stallion. That's where you. had that whole controversy of him. shooting her, blah blah blah. But do you.

think that was true? Do you think that. was real or fake? Cuz Did Did he really get away with. shooting her? Because he And why would. he? He's not going to jail, right? He's not. going to jail. So that's weird. That's. weird that why why was that whole thing. Where did that come from? Yeah, why. would he just randomly shoot Megan the. in the the foot? know, bro. Why in the foot, too? I don't know. That's That's why it's weird. Yeah, cuz cuz a foot you're not going to. die from. Cuz what's crazy is look, we'll we're hear the story, but we don't. know the true story. Cuz we can hear the. headlines, we can hear the the reports. on it, Yeah. but we don't know exactly.

what happened. Maybe some things are. left out, you know what I mean? What if. he had something else and then a better. out for him was that choice? Mhm. So say. they had something else on him that was. way worse, but like, okay, you can just. shoot her in the foot and you can and. you can take that L instead. You can. take that L instead of a different L. What the heck? Cuz I think when you get into I guess. mainstream media like that and you. become a image of such attention, Yeah. there's some people that want to. manipulate that. Cuz that's a very. powerful thing. Hey, man, you're getting. up there in the influence game, so. Hell no.

We'll see. No. No, but I don't think like if if a. person gets big, you think How do you. think it happens? Like boom, they're like, okay, this. guy's getting really big. I bet let's. throw throw something at in the club. No, but what if what if it's like. Cuz look, did you know like most record. labels are all under the same umbrella? Yeah. Even even like um It's only like. three. There's only like three big ones. and they're all under. All the big media companies, they're all. under like Disney, ABC, something else.

NBC, something some [ __ ] like that. But. like the three big ones and then. branches off into all these little small. ones. Yeah. Just like, did you know in. Canada all of our cell phone plans and. [ __ ] all of the other service provider. Who you with? Koodo. You with Koodo, right? Koodo, there's Freedom, whatever. Freedom, yeah. Did you know all of these. smaller branches, they're all just. offshoots of Rogers and Bell? I knew. that. You knew that? But cuz I in my business. class I seen there was one um of food. stores. Yeah. and there there's a whole diagram. of the bottom and then to the top, but. at the top the very very top there's.

only like two and they run all these. It. branches down. Word. Food stores. Yeah, food stores like Costco, Walmart, but they're ran by something else and. they're ran by that one person. When you have a monopoly on the market, that's when you make the most money and. you can control life, fam. Low-key you. can control life. Especially in media. Yo, that's evil. That's evil. Makes You. can plant whatever you want, bro. And it sucks cuz it's not like it's a. democracy. It's just whoever makes it to. the top is at the top. And no way a. peasant is going to make it to the king.

You know what I mean? Like how do you. What are the steps made to go up there? Or you just go against all No, cuz if. you guys go against all the odds, then. they're just going to kill you. Cuz. remember Do you see that um that video. of the the I think it was homeless, I. don't know, but she was preaching. everything. She was like, blah blah. blah, this is the the Illuminati. There's three there's three tiers. And. people just thought they were she was. crazy. Word. But maybe the home up the homeless. person may know something that we don't. cuz she was once at the top. Cuz yeah, we don't know. Maybe maybe. she's like an agent that works to them, you know? Yeah, exactly, exactly. If you were the. Illuminati.

and you wanted to plant some an. assassination on someone, how would you. do it? What What kind of question is that, bro? What is this? You wanted to go to some next topic, bro. We went from jail to I'm not no. Illuminati, bro. Chill out. I'm a. believer of God and Jesus Stop right and. the Holy Trinity. I don't play with any devil work. All right. But you gamble, so that's not. I don't gamble. I honestly don't gamble. You gamble way more than me. It feels like you're trying to tell me. but trying to tell yourself, bro. Remember the first time Remember the.

first time we were at the casino? And we. were I was like, yo, I'm actually. scared. Like I'm only putting $5 in, right? Cuz I I don't want to get. addicted to You've been there like five. times in the past week, bro. I swear. But like I haven't lost, though. I've. only come out with I've come out with. money every single time. But it's smart gambling. It's not the. let me throw 200 on something. It's. like, okay, let me let me make some. money. In my opinion, I rather gamble. with like stocks or some [ __ ] Where I. know where I know I can just leave it. and then I can just look back. I don't. know, it's fun. It's fun always for the. experience.

You sound like a real like freaking. gambler now. And in the third episode, I. think, when I had the black hoodie on, you were like, yo, let's go to casino. when we're 21. I was No, I want I want. to play I want to play Texas Hold'em, though. I want to play poker. Oh, the poker? Cuz I feel like I [ __ ]. people over. Yeah, okay. Poker is too much thinking, though. I I just Yeah, it is it is hella. thinking. Yeah, I just like red red black. All. right. Yeah. No, cuz poker's like looking into the. soul, fam. Like I can see your whole. life story through you. And I feel like. I'll be able to tell if somebody's lying. or not. there's a guy that they were they were. playing in like a big tournament and.

some guy had him. Like he he bluffed him. to the the point where his thing, right? He could have went all in, but they were. having a 20-minute conversation of like, come on, man. I know you have aces. Just. please let me go. And he was like, I. like you. I like you. So he didn't put. all in and he just put a bit. Word. So he could save him. If that was. me, fam, I would be out. You're done. for. I'm going all in. Damn. That's like Squid Game, killing or not. killing, bro. I'm killing you. Yeah, no. that's what it is, bro. Cuz like. at some point you want to have mercy and. be like, "Yo, bro.". Yeah, yeah. Obviously, yeah.

But if it's a big pot like that, like. 37k is on the line. no, but when you're in that competition, anything goes, bro. If you if you sat at that table with me, then you're here to lose, feel me? Like. I'm I'm not I'm not taking anything but. but a win. That's why if if mind control. inventions were actually real and you. brought it to a poker table and you can. see everything that that they were. thinking, oh man, you're cashing out. You know, I looked into some of the the. cheating tricks they do in poker. They. had you used to have like machine You. know aces up your sleeve? You know that. term? Okay, I know the term. That means.

like you just have two aces and that's. always usually a win. Yeah, yeah. So what they used to do, they used to have this like contraption. they made with a drawer. You know the. those drawers with the brackets that. that slide out? So what they'd have is. like kind of a bracket that would push. the cards up when you just flick your. wrist. No. Yeah. And they would have like. better cards than that. Yeah, have aces up their sleeve. Up. What the heck? Yeah, it's all slight of hand, bro. Cuz. if you think about it, all the. magicians, what are they so good with? Cards. Cards, yeah, yeah. And they're.

good with slight hand and can [ __ ]. disappear like out of nowhere. You know. what I mean? That's scary, bro. And you can take that and you can use it. in anything, bro. Cuz imagine you're. playing let's say Let's say you're. playing chess, fam. Let's say you're. playing chess like You know how fast. they move? Yeah, yeah. And they they hit. the timer? Yeah, you can low-key like. switch something quick. No, no, no. They I think they do a thing. where it's like the announcer announces. where you put it. So it's like D3. Oh, true. No, but look at uh you know in. New York, they have those those chess. hustlers? Oh,

Oh, they do. the chess hustlers and then all of those. people, they look sketch, fam. They look. like they would cheat. Cuz they're they're there to steal your. money. When it comes to casino and that, I'm all for cheating, man. Like they're. trying to take your money away, so [ __ ]. it, why not cheat? Cheating? Bro, they'll kill you, fam. casinos? They Did you know most casinos. in Las Vegas are run by the mafia? Word. You didn't know this? No, I didn't. Come. on, bro. You have to know that. know that stuff. So do you ever watch. the movie Casino or not? With Robert De. Niro? No, no, no. So you that whole. movie was about the mob running the.

casinos. And if they saw somebody was. cheating or even winning too much, they. would take them into the back. Get the. sledgehammer. Put his hand down. Bop. Break all of his fingers. What the heck? Or even get the freaking the saw, go crazy on your hand or something. But. even just winning a lot, you'll even get. banned. Did you know Dan Bilzerian is. actually banned? Yeah. He's banned from. like five casinos. One of the some of. the biggest casinos in Las Vegas. And he only plays like what? Blackjack? He only plays blackjack. Yeah, some [ __ ] like that. But blackjack.

you can actually sit down and make like. really good money. Yeah, but some people were saying he was. like counting cards. Do you ever watch. that movie 21? Yeah, yeah. I know. counting cards and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And that's a real thing. Like you can actually do that to win. There's another there's another um. K-drama. You know what Extracurricular? Nah. You should watch it. Cuz if if you. watch Squid Game or Alice in Borderland, you'll like that one, too. What's it about? So it's just about a a kid that's in. debt, right? Yeah. And he starts this whole drug this. whole drug movement by himself. He just. sells drugs, sells drugs and and [ __ ]. like that. Like online or like in person? in person. And he's like gets rich off.

that. Oh. You should watch it. It's fire. A. lot of I remember in high school people. were like, "You're such a hustler. I'm. surprised you're not selling drugs.". Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're What would you say you're. blessed by the holy. blessed by the holy trinity? Yeah, fam. No, but in my opinion, there's so many. other ways you can make money. Like you. don't have to resort to that. You don't. have to resort to that. You remember a. religion teacher? What religion teacher? Oh, yeah, yeah. So there's this moment in religion class. where she was talking. She was talking about like um drug. dealers and [ __ ]. Bro, that this was such a diss. It was.

so weird. Like. a diss to you. I know. So she was saying. blah blah blah, drug dealers. She looked. at me. She looked at Carlos and then everybody. saw it, too. And then we're like, "What?". And I called her out like, "Why are you. LOOKING AT ME?". I CALLED her out and she got so nervous. that she turned red. She turned red cuz. she knew she was looking at me. She literally was on this side and you. were on this side. It was weird. It was just because I used. to sell stick Remember stickers? Okay, yeah, yeah. And then people would always. meet me outside the portable. So we had. a like a class portable we cuz.

our school's kind of small still. So I. would actually go outside. Someone would. knock on the door. "Oh, can I see Carlos. real quick?" He's like, "All right, go. ahead. Go ahead." So she would see me. walk outside, bring my backpack, and I. sold them stickers. I'm not selling them. drugs. I'm selling them stickers. Stickers. But I guess I guess like what. they're used to is that. What else are. the kids selling, you know? It's weird, too. But like a movie that I. also watched cuz you put me on a What do. you call this? I asked after you told me. about Assassin Yeah. Have you watched Wanted? I know you. have. Wanted, yeah. Wanted is sick. Angelina. Jolie. Fire. Yes, bro. Oh my god, that.

whole [ __ ] where it's like you curve a. bullet. Oh my god, that [ __ ] was fire. That's sick. It's so sick. Do you think. there's real assassins in the world like. that? Do you think there's like a whole. Yeah, there definitely is. Do you think. there's a guild like that, though? You. know how they had that whole team where. it's like you want to join us? Cuz I I. remember searching up like rules of. assassins and there was like this rule. of you only have one target. You have to. kill it in a safe place. Boom, boom, boom, all like that and then you get. your reward after. Okay, yo, going back going to the Bible, actually, I have a crazy theory for you. Okay. No, this is not even a theory.

This is actually in the Bible. So do you. ever do you ever hear that that one. scripture line? It talks about you. should never wear a mix of garments. So. you should never wear a mix of cotton. and linen. Have you heard of that? No, I haven't. So Jesus told us never. wear something made of cotton and linen. It has to be 100% of one. Yeah. Right? You ever wonder why? That's such a weird. thing to say, right? Yeah, I know. I don't know why. So did. you know our clothes actually affect our. body frequency? And 100% cotton.

allows our frequency to flow through. But linen and cotton does not. Oh. So it it cancels each other out. Yeah, yeah. And did you know that linen. helps us heal faster? That's why in. hospital beds, all the sheets are made. out of linen. Oh, [ __ ] So it flows. better? No, it it actually heals your body. faster. It heals your body. And so you're not supposed to mix both. supposed to mix both because it cancels. it out. And did you know polyester. polyester is actually really bad for our. body? No.

Yeah, it's actually really bad for our. body. It's hella soft, though. I know, but it's linked it's linked to our. frequency being stopped. So I think. polyester is a is a cap at five, right? The frequency of polyester is five and a. dead body frequency is five. What? Yeah. And a cotton I think is 100. Our. body is naturally 100 and linen is like. 5,000 or something. Oh my god. So if you but if you wear. cotton and linen together, it cancels. out. It cancels out. I think it becomes. zero. you have 100% cotton, you're blessed.

Yeah, 100% cotton or 100% linen is. actually even better. That's why in. ancient times, all of the kings, queens, the the rich, they all wore linen. They. didn't wear cotton. They wore linen. To. heal. It it was just better for your. body. And supposedly, okay, if you if. you cut yourself, right? Cut yourself on. your right arm and then your left arm. If you wrap one in cotton, wrap one in. linen, somehow the right arm will heal. faster because it's wrapped in linen. That's fire. I didn't know that. It's. weird, right? It's weird. And that's in. the Bible, bro. That's such a cuz. there's so many secrets in the Bible.

that we don't really like. That we just pass through. We just pass. through. Like well, what does that even. mean? A lie. All right. Okay, back to. the assassin story cuz I want to tell. the story. There was um there was a guy. in a Switzerland, I think a prime. minister. Yeah. In Georgia, right? So he. attended like the seasonal carnival, right? And all the people in that. carnival were dressed up. So you don't. expect an assassin to dress up, right? Mhm. So there's a guy in a bear costume. Like he dressed up as a bear. Why bear? A bear costume and he had an. axe and took out the guy. Funniest assassin story, fam. Imagine.

going out by a bear. Wait, wait. So he literally had the. helmet, the hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. full down bear. costume. Like Bobo the bear, fam. And he. killed somebody in a bear costume. Did. he get away with it? Yeah, he got away with it. Look at the bear get away, fam. You know what? In my head, you know what. I thought of? Remember Midsommar, the. guy in the bear? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. JUST THAT. picture just that shot of the guy's head. like in the bear thing and like scared. as [ __ ]. Yeah. Oh, yeah, when he was dying? And. he's like this. Yo, that [ __ ] was so.

funny to me. I don't know why. No, that. was low-key sad, bro. Cuz he's like he. couldn't do anything. No, but it's just funny cuz like out of. all things, a bear, fam. They put him in. a bear. Any other animal, fam, could have done. They put him in a bear, bro. But there's another story about. assassination by toothpaste. Woah. Yeah, so there's this guy Fam, it's all. it's all the prime ministers and. someone. So I think it was um prime. minister in of Congo, I think. Yeah, yeah. And then um the guy the guys they. were planning to assassinate the guy and. he was like, "Okay, make sure you you.

give this toothpaste to the guy that. they want to kill." And they're like, "All right." And the guy didn't even. want to do it. He just threw it in the. Congo River. Ah, she polluted the water, bro. Yeah, I know. This guy killed that the crocodiles, bro. No, but what's crazy is you know. Remember the interview? Which interview? No, the interview, the movie. Oh, no, I don't know that. With with. Seth Rogen with Seth Rogen? No. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I remember. Yeah, and. they're trying to kill like Kim Jong. You know how they had that. the invisible little thing they put on. they're like, "Okay, this will kill him.

on a touch. Just make sure you don't get. it on anything else." It was like a. sticker or whatever. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah. It's like a little. like sticky note, whatever it was. He. got it like on his nose and [ __ ] Do you. Did you know there's actual there's. actual substances that will kill you. like that? If it just touches you? Yeah, it will. kill you. If you breathe it in or. something like that. was also another assassination where. they injected something poison this. thing in someone's left ear. Why the. left ear? I don't know. It could have. been any wood, but they chose the left. ear. It was one of the ones where it's. like it was easily available. So they're. like, "All right.".

I think that's from Hamlet, bro. Is that. from Hamlet? Yeah, cuz remember the king. the king he was like sleeping and then. they poured the poison in his ear. No, it was the mouth that they poured it. in. Oh, was it? Come on, man. You don't do your ear. No, it was the ear. It was the mouth. He was sleeping, fam. How do you pour. the poison in his mouth when he's. sleeping? Unless it's snoring and [ __ ]. No, I guess so. If if you're getting If you're getting. poisoned as as soon as you open the. mouth you're dead, fam. It doesn't. matter if they wake up, you're dead. Like [ __ ] I got it on me. Now the funniest [ __ ] was uh you seen. that video where they put like Jolly. Ranchers or.

They put all the Sour Patch Kids in his. mouth. I don't yo, people are such deep. sleepers that I I actually don't know. how you go to. Are you a deep sleeper? No, like from an alarm Actually, with my. alarm I am. I'm a very deep sleeper. No, you aren't. I feel like Okay, if I. started stacking [ __ ] on your head, you. would definitely wake up. Actually, yeah. No, but in the sense of See, I. don't know for sure cuz I'm not on the. outside. I I feel like you can't tell if. you're a deep sleeper or not unless. somebody's with you. I don't know. I. don't know if someone woke me up or if. it's just naturally. Yeah. My my my. friend had this like story that he told.

me where he was beside a person that had. sleep paralysis. Oh, yo. I have a. similar story to you. Okay, let me hear. it. This is what happened. So, when he. was beside him and the guy told him his. his experience so he just told we told. it to me. So, what he saw was he. couldn't move, right? That's the normal. sleep paralysis. But, he saw these. shadow figures and it came through the. door and all he and it was like going. around the room. It sat right beside. him. It didn't have a face. It was all. black shadow. Yeah. And it was just moving moving and. how he got out from it, he was telling.

himself, "It's not real. It's not real.". And my friend who's beside him is. literally just watching all this play. Oh, [ __ ] Yo, yo, are you good? And he's. like, "It's not real. It's not real.". Oh, And then and then like he slapped him or. something and he just woke up. Damn. I heard I heard if you wake. somebody up from sleep paralysis they. could die. No, I know in the in sleep. have a heart attack. that you can't wake up somebody up. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure it's the. same for sleep paralysis, bro. Oh. Yeah, cuz they might have a heart attack. if you if you scare them. [ __ ] Okay, yo, what's your story? I. want to hear it. So, my cousin, right?

He did This is nothing to that level, but he would have sleep paralysis a lot. Yeah. and I used to sleep over like his. house. Uh-huh. Out of nowhere, it'll be. 2:00 a.m. Sleeping sleeping sleeping. I'll hear. I'm like, "What is that, right?" And I. just see his chest like rise to the. No. rise to the freaking ceiling. I'm. like, "What's going on, right?" Cuz I. turn my head I'm like, "What is going. on, right?". Yeah, yeah. But, he's just having like. sleep apnea like sleep paralysis and he. couldn't move. He's like, He couldn't breathe. I'm like, "You. good? You good? You good?" And he he.

just wakes up and he's like, "Yeah, I'm. blessed. Don't worry." Like nothing. happened. Yeah. It's crazy, man. No, I I hate that [ __ ] cuz um people. with somniphobia, I think it's what it's. called. It's. What's somniphobia? What is that? It's like a fear of going to sleep cuz. you're you're too scared of the. nightmares or you're too scared of just. dying. Word, yeah. I had that recently. Okay, I was going to say cuz low-key you. have somniphobia cuz you just don't like. sleep, right? Okay, that's that's in the sense of like. I just don't want to go to sleep. a type of anxiety though. Is it? a type of anxiety that you just don't. want to go to fall asleep, bro. Word.

Cuz I do have anxiety. Yeah, so I'm like um Okay, so recently. ever since we did the vlog, fam. No. No, no. So, this is like what? Two This is only. two days ago though. Man, that's bad. this in. Take this in. The night the. night back Oh, no. back I was going to go to sleep, right? I was trying to fall asleep. I was dead. tired, trust me cuz we walked like over. over 2 km. tired, too. Damn. I was trying to sleep. and then I would close my eyes and all. of a sudden I'm in the tunnel. No. I'm.

in the tunnel, bro. Now, listen listen. listen listen. I'm in the tunnel, but. it's like when I close my eyes and I. open them, I'm back here. I close it, in. the tunnel. In the tunnel? so quick. You know how when you go to. sleep, it takes a bit to go into the. dream state. yeah, fam. To go into the dream state. But, for me I was already there just. with the eyes closed. Just close my. eyes, I'm there. You're there? So, I'm. like, "Okay, I'm not going to sleep yet. I don't want to mess with that shit.". So, what I did, right? I just said a. prayer, closed my eyes again. It was. okay. It was okay, right? So, time. passed time passed. I'm sleeping. I wake up. I go back to sleep. Boom,

same [ __ ]. in? I'm back in the tunnel and then this. time bro, this time remember we were. seeing like ghosts and [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah. Do we just Okay. We're going. to put it on the screen. We saw. a white. like white figures, blue figures. coming closer and closer and. Yeah, coming closer and closer. Every. time we took a picture, it moved closer. to us. Bro, this is some real [ __ ] right? So, when. I went to when I went back in my dream, I started to see it but clear. So, right. what we saw See, this is the thing.

though cuz is it just my imagination. playing with me or am I transported in. there? Oh, yeah, it could be just you're. thinking too much. Maybe I'm thinking too much. number one thing that Carlos said when. after we got out was like, "Nah, it's. not haunted, bro." Mhm. And usually the. people that don't believe it always gets. like something after. Yeah. But, for me personally, I didn't. feel in danger. In danger? Even when I was having those dreams, I. didn't feel in danger. I felt danger cuz I heard voices and as. soon as you I hear something weird, I. was like, "Let's go." But, Carlos is. like, "Let's light a candle." What?

What? Let's get out of here, bro. Okay, I did hear the voices, right? Yeah. But, at the same time like I. wasn't sure if this is the echo, what it. is. So, I didn't play too much in the. into the let me feed into it. I just. want to have fun, you know? I want to. have fun with it. I wasn't having fun. I cuz I was kind of. I usually get scared, you feel me? I. usually get scared. I wasn't that scared. that time. Word. I was scared cuz like we went from. the forest in the night to like extreme. tunnel. This might be haunted. No, honestly, yeah. Going there.

especially, we should have What we. should have done This is also in. Niagara, the screaming tunnel. This is screaming tunnel? Yeah, and if you So, the the whole. background of the story is a girl got. raped in a tunnel. Yeah. And then to hide her body she got. burned and she was screaming the whole. time, right? So, what they what if you. go in the middle of the tunnel and you. light a candle, you can actually hear a. scream. If you light a candle? 80% uh possibility that you can hear. hear a scream. No. Okay, we got to do that one next. that one that tunnel that we went to. it's like it could people smoke there.

all the time so it's like. think people smoke there all the time, but if I I cuz look, if you look at it, those candles they were on the side. yeah, yeah. And they were nailed. Yeah. They were nailed. No, fam. Low-key, I think that's a spot. for cults and [ __ ]. Rituals? [ __ ] Honestly, Yeah. might be. It might. be even for sacrifices or whatever cuz. that [ __ ] happens in real life. Like. there's some real people that do. sacrifices whether it be with rats or. squirrels, animals. in a tunnel that looks like that, yeah. I would cuz it's a closed road. You. can't go in there. Mhm. And that's that's literally like.

you got to walk walk walk. That's why I. would The only thing I was really afraid. of are we going to see people that live. there? That's what I was afraid of. Yeah, like homeless people? Not even homeless people. What if they. live there for a reason, too? Like you. know those you know those witches that. live in the Imagine imagine we see no. one just laying there, million views. In. uh you know Left 4 Dead? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know the witch in Left 4 Dead? That's one of my That's one of my. biggest fears is seeing something like. that. Like a witch that actually can. cast spells on you and then you disturb. her. I hate that [ __ ] That's why I was like.

when we went in there I was like, "I. don't want to bring up any presence of. any like ghost like by lighting a candle. and shit." But, I was really scared when. we went home cuz after I drove everyone. back, I had really low gas, right? And I. I'm going from Scarborough now to my. place by myself with low gas. Yeah. And. and I felt weird as soon as I hit the. turn into my drive like into my like uh. complex. Mhm. I was the the gas went down. Oh, [ __ ] I felt this weird like. presence with me so I looked at the back. of my my mirror and it was just no one.

was there, but like I felt You felt. something. I felt something with with. me. And as soon as I got out my car, I. ran back into my place. Like I locked. the car. I turned on all my lights and. and went to bed. Damn. But, I said hella prayers before going. Yeah, yeah. I I feel like as long as you. you leave it as is and you don't like. scare yourself more, you'll be okay. Cuz. I think the moment you start to feed in, [ __ ] it's right there. Let me just talk. to it. Let me speak to it something like. that or try and like contact with it. That's where you get played, fam.

But, speaking of your dream where you. you always just seen tunnels, there's a. cursed dream called called backrooms. I. think I heard of this. Have you heard of this? It was like. Yeah, so it's it's it's like a the. hallway? Yeah. So, it's a different like. type of reality that you're set in and. it's like yellow hallway, yellow tunnel, right? It can go on for like centuries, bro. And if you're stuck there, you're. stuck there forever. You can't escape. the dream. I heard that people play game with it. actually. So, one it takes two people. I. seen this on TikTok before. Oh, [ __ ] A girl would go into that.

state of that dream and it's it's quote. unquote a sleep paralysis state, too, that she can't move, but she's. conscious. Mhm. So, she would talk and. you would have somebody that's kind of. like a guide to tell them where to go, right? So, they say if you go through. it's it's almost like astral projection. You can walk through the building, look. around, see what's in there. Yeah. But, you got to be careful because. there's a man there. and this man supposedly if he gets a. hold of you, you could die in real life. No. Yeah. Yo, imagine you see the man and you.

start running. That'd be the scariest. [ __ ] ever. Cuz you're supposedly you're supposed to. avoid that man that man in the dream cuz. if he gets a hold of you, you're dead. I didn't even know that. Yeah. But, but good thing though cuz I. searched it up. I was like since now I. know about backrooms, I'm probably going. to be thinking about it and I don't want. to be set in there. I I had a dream when. I was a kid. It was very similar to like. this type of a thing. Yeah. It was a hallway. It was a. hallway, but I had carpet and almost. looked like a hotel. It was so eerie. though cuz it was like I walked through. the television to get into this hallway.

You know you know The Ring? Yeah. Take it where you just Yeah, take. this in. I never seen The Ring before. and I never seen that scene before. Uh-huh. Like this was out of my own. imagination I walked into the TV. Okay. This is way before The Ring and [ __ ] cuz. I'm like I seen that later I'm like, "Damn, that that reminds me." Yeah, it. reminds me of that. So, I walked in and. it was literally a hallway. Doors, carpet, whatever and I had this. really eerie feeling like you got to get. out of here. Yeah. Like you got to go. now, right? So, I I tried to wake myself.

up so quickly, but you can't wake up so. quickly especially when you're like deep. in sleep. And you know those ones where. you're trying to scream, but you can't. scream? Bro, that's what that it was happening. to me. It was happening to me like What. do I do? What do I do, right? I know. So, I think what I did was you. have to relax Mhm. and then just like. let it set in and wake up. Don't do. that. Wake up. Those are the ones where. it's like the guy's coming for you and. you just give up and you're like, "Okay, I'm I'm going to relax and hopefully. I'll wake up.". That's what you got to do. Or you can. just do what my uncle does and just give. him the middle finger.

I don't believe in you. Yo, did you know where the middle finger. came from? No. Think that in. We use it. like it's it's common knowledge, right? We never really dive into what is the. true meaning of the middle finger. Where. did it come from? Yeah, a superstition when I was a kid. cuz the middle finger is really bad when. you're a kid, right? It's still bad like. as you're an adult, but you can't stick. it up down below or else you're going to. hell. That was my. Wait, why? I don't know. So, whenever someone stuck. stuck it up to me they're like, "Haha.". And they put the middle fingers down to. the ground. Word. Yeah. So, there's a theory that.

the middle finger, the origins of it was. actually through this emperor. So, this. emperor of Rome, I forgot his name, starts with the O. Okay. But, he would. give that symbol. He would give the. middle finger to the peasants or. everybody around him, his his servants. as a way of kiss the ring. I don't know. if you heard this. Yeah, so kiss the. ring. But, it was kind of a it was kind. of like a sexual sense, too, where it's. like kiss my Oh, kiss So, every every. time every time you give the middle. finger, man, why am I holding up so. much? I know. Every time every time you give.

the middle finger it's like kiss my my. D, you know? Word. Yeah. that's that's what it stands for. Like, if you stick up the middle finger you're. going Bro, okay, that's what it is. Yeah, yo, stop sticking up. Like, I get it, fam. I'm throwing it up, bro. No, but before, too, I never wanted to. stick up the middle finger. So, I. remember in in Asia, this is their sign. of. That's not true. That's not true. that's what they did. That's what they. did. That's what they used to say at. elementary school. I don't believe you. that, bro. That's just [ __ ] We have. to look that up if this actually like. true. I don't think it's true. One of. the biggest ones was um.

What is it? What is it? The freaking. You know the snake [ __ ]. What? The snake [ __ ]. No, what what the Oh, you don't know how. to make this? No. So, you go like this, like this, like this. And then you see a snake. You. see a snake head? Oh, that's fire, though. Yeah. So, if you get if you get. bit by this you're going to have bad. luck. So, if I if I hit you like that, you have bad luck. Word. Yeah, cuz. apparently it takes all your taco points. in your hand. puts it in a in a sense and becomes a. snake. So, if I bite you with it, it. curses you. What the heck? No, bro, why do you know all this weird.

stuff, bro? Speaking of weird animals, you know that. about the candiru? What is the candiru? What is it? So, like. That sounds like a Pokémon, bro. It. does. It does. So, back this, if you're. in the Amazon River, right? And you. start urinating In what region? So, so, so, so, if you're in the Amazon. River and you start urinating in the. water, there's a small fish that'll go. up your dick fam. Oh, I heard about. this. Your urethra and just. the pain is I I don't even want to. imagine the pain, but it's like a a worm. like 2 to 3 cm long.

Yeah, I heard about this. up your your your dick. Mhm. It it swims up the stream. up the stream. Bro, I'm pretty sure I'm. You know the botflies? Oh, I I had I did. research. YO, I THINK THEY WERE ON the. same. man. same iceberg. No, no, no, I knew about this long time. ago cuz I remember I used to watch these. videos before pimple popping videos were. big. They're botfly videos. Botflies are crazy. Bro, especially the ones in the cat's. nose. Have you seen those? Holy [ __ ]. Holy [ __ ] it's huge. It's like the size.

of like my thumb, bigger. In a cat's. nose and a cat's nose is like super. small. Pull that [ __ ] out. I don't even like I don't even like. those um those videos where it's like a. dog and then like they take the those. were those larvas or Oh, parasites, parasites. the maggots. And the dog like squeals. and they take it out. Oh, that's sad, man. Even the lice, too. The lice is scary. Have you ever had lice? Never. Never. have I. have never had lice. Cuz I think it's. just the people that didn't shower, fam. Honestly, that's what it is. If you. don't shower, you can get lice. Yeah,

cuz once once the announcement that one. kid had lice goes on in school, they'll. they'll send everyone home. off. It's lock off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even uh pink eye, bro. I remember one. day in high school everybody got pink. eye. It was crazy. I had pink eye cuz I. think my friend farted on a pillow and. like he gave it to me. Through the. pillow? Yeah, cuz my eye the next day. was like red like I like super like red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and like [ __ ] was coming out of it. It. was so disgusting, fam. It was so Like. it was like my eye had a yellow film. My my my eyelashes were glued shut.

That's disgusting. I know. That's nasty. I was going to say something really. dirty. I'm not going to say it. Well. What? Do you ever eat. No, no, I'm not going to say it. I'm. going to embarrass myself. No, let's go. I'll embarrass myself after. Do you ever. Do you ever like try a booger, fam? Oh, yeah. Bro, I I think every kid. kid Every kid I know. at least once in their life, right? Yeah. No, because fam, you know those. ones where you do a hard sniff and then. it comes out your mouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like everyone's tried a booger,

fam. No, cuz I remember. Ew. I was I was really I was really like. freaking interested fam. No, I was like. very curious. Yeah. Very curious as a. kid. Like I tried a booger. I wonder. what what my earwax tastes like. Earwax is crazy. Bro. Earwax is crazy. this is like I was I was young, fam. Like, you know what I mean? Understandable. So, some kids eat rocks, you know? Some kids eat rocks. Earwax is nothing. nothing. I'm like, "I'm going to try it, right?".

Dog, that [ __ ] tastes like plastic, man. That [ __ ] tastes like plastic. So, I wonder. I wonder what the film on your eye. tastes like, bro. Oh, bro, that's disgusting. Bro, I had. this crazy story where where we were at. a sleepover and we we were like we're. like what? Eight or seven? And then my. friend had a cat, right? Yeah. We dared him to eat like the cat litter. Ew. And so so he. he literally closed his eyes. I was. like, "Yo, why are you closing your. eyes? You just close your mouth your. nose and stuff.".

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, "I don't. want to see what's going in my mouth.". So, he picked it up and in that piece of. cat litter was cat [ __ ]. Ew. no none of us were like, "Yo, yo." No. And he was like, "Three, two, one." And. then Nah, that's rude, fam. That's rude. Holy [ __ ] you're a demon for that. No, that was not me. That was my friend. You're evil for not saying nothing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like, "Yo, I. think there's [ __ ] in it." And he just. threw up. Ew. He threw up like his pizza. and [ __ ] like that. Okay, what's the nastiest thing you ever. ate? Nastiest. thing you ever done? I don't think I.

told this story, but fam, I was the the. day before I was eating um flaming hot. Cheetos, right? And I went to bed, woke. up, took you know the the morning [ __ ]. right? Yeah. Took a morning [ __ ] fam, and I. looked at my [ __ ] in the bowl. It was red. Oh, [ __ ] So, my first thing was like, "Am I dying?" I I typed this in. Oh, cuz it's blood. Yeah, if your poop is red, are you am I. dying? And it was like, "Oh, it's. probably just like um dye from the. chips." And I I. was so thankful cuz I was I was. sweating, fam. Word. I was like I was.

like, "Yo, am am I dying?" No, that. happens when you eat shawarma, too, bro. Word. If you eat shawarma and you know the the. I think it's the pickle or the radish. radish? The radish the the red one. Whenever you. eat that, it dyes your your. your poop. Even your pee, too, turns red. Okay, I've never I've never had anything. with like pee, but I've heard people. that had like green pee. Yeah, if you drink like too much. Mountain Dew or some [ __ ] right? Oh, that's a thing? I think so. I'm. pretty No, but it makes sense. It makes. sense. If if you drink something even. like Gatorade, if you drink something.

neon enough, eventually No, cuz your. body is naturally a filter. So, it'll. just filter it out. the the color is sometimes it doesn't go. through. Oh, it doesn't go through? Yeah. Yo, did. you know what Gatorade is actually. really really bad for you? Yeah, bro, there's a bunch of sugar in it. No, even. the acidity in it. So, they they took. they took a test, right? They put. Gatorade into a like a pH test. The. whole [ __ ] it was acidic. So, they. tested the water. You know how like. Dasani water is acidic, too? So, they. tried to fix it with alkalized water. That's the way you can dilute it. Dilute it, yeah. They put it in the the. Dasani water, fixes Dasani. Put it in.

the Gatorade, irreversible. So, that's. going in your body in your body. irreversible. But, you need those electrolytes, though. No, but you can get electrolytes from. coconut water, fam. Yeah, I'm not a big. fan of coconut. I hate coconut. Nah, I love coconut. That's my [ __ ]. That's my. I don't know why people like freaking. coconut cookies and [ __ ] like that. Like, What? You don't Like, coconut is. disgusting, bro. fire. It's fire. No, you Yeah, I needed. to acquire taste, though. I don't know. acquired taste. I love it, though. I love it. Do you. like. Do you like red bean? Cuz that's a huge. Asian thing. I don't I don't even like. it that much.

a love I have a love and hate with red. bean. Depends what it is, right? If it's the. dim sum one, it's fire. It's fire. But, if it's like. the candy or whatever, you can never trash. Like even like even. those guava candies, I I learned to to. like it cuz before the the taste. like the guava candy? That's fire. so strong. It was too strong for me. Like the your whole day you would smell. like guava when you burp. Like, you know those ones? Like, if you. get Captain Boyle and then like that. taste is in your mouth for the rest of. the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you burp and.

[ __ ]. Nah, the the best I don't know if you. had these. It's kind of like a a. popsicle. No, it's not a popsicle. It's. like a freezy. It's the Asian freezies. in a cylinder, too. Oh, yeah. You ever. had those? like those, though. Oh, those are fire. The the freezies are way better cuz they. have they have better um so sweet, though. That's super sweet. sweet tooth guy, man. Oh, true. sweet tooth. And then there's something. about the Asian one, though, like it's. just like nostalgic to me. Cuz I. remember having it's like. You don't You don't get that anywhere. else. Cuz you know how freezies taste. like slushies? Yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right.

But, the Asian snacks, there's like. nothing that can can compare. I feel. like the Asian sugar is a different. sugar. The Asian sugar? It is, right? No, I don't Like like the the Pocky. flavoring does not taste like regular. cookie flavoring or whatever snack. flavoring. I know the mayo is different. Have you. tried the the Japanese mayo? Oh, yeah, that's way different. the I I Kim wear or something? I forgot. what it's called. they they in regular mayo they take the. full egg to make it, but in the the. Japanese one, they only take the yolk. So, that's why it's that's why it's. yellow. Oh, true. Yeah. I didn't know that. No, but Japanese.

mayo is the best. I eat all my sushi. with spicy mayo. Uh maybe that's maybe. I'm I'm not supposed to do that, but. like it tastes good with that [ __ ] I. don't know. There's been some things on. TikTok where it's like, "Oh, this is how. the proper way to eat sushi.". Nobody cares. Like nobody cares. It's like as long as. you're eating it, fam. Eat it. Nobody really cares. There's There's no. There's some etiquette if it If it has. to do with manners, that's different. you're going to Japan and eating sushi, probably you should learn about the. manners. Yeah. There's There's manners, but if. you're just enjoying your meal, enjoy it. how you want to enjoy it, you know what. Yeah. Eating with your hands, bro, I. could not care less. Exactly. I remember.

my driving teacher told me, too. Like. cuz when when I first started driving or. started learning, cuz I did driving. lessons. Yeah. He's like, "Okay. Uh what's it called? 10 and 3?" Yeah, 10. and 3. 10 10 and 3? Yeah. So, keep it here. That's how you. drive. That's how you're supposed to. drive during the test, whatever. Yeah. He's like, "Wait. Yo, once you get your license, don't drive. like that." He said straight up, "Don't. drive like that." I'm like, "Wait, why?". Cuz if you If you drive like this the. whole time, Mhm. you're going to get. tired and you're going to be a worse. driver. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz if you're like this the. whole time, very uncomfortable, you're. going to be very stiff, you're going to.

grip the wheel hard, blah blah blah. He's like, "Yo, if you want, use your. foot. Use your knee." What? Yeah. He's like, "Use your one pinky. Like whatever's comfortable to you, drive how you want to." Yeah. No, low-key, as soon as the test is over, I. never drive like this. Like I drive like. this. Yeah. Yeah. It's easier and my my. hands are resting all the time. Mhm. I. got I got like this though, the hand. like this. Oh, the the. You You just think you're in a '90s. movie a lot. Yeah. No, no, but it's. easy. It's easy cuz I I think my my left. hand gets my left arm gets tired cuz the. other one's just like this. Yeah. I don't know. It's just fun. Plus.

Plus I feel cool. Yeah. I guess that. That's cap cuz you. don't even drive. You just Uber. No, not. anymore. I don't drive no more. Yeah. No, but some things I just do to look. cool, too, fam. Like honestly, sometimes. you just got to look cool. Yeah. I remember when I was in grade two, I. used to always just like There's There's. something about lean back. I don't know. I don't know what it was. I think all. the movies I ever watched, something. about the kid that leans back like this. He's just It It's cooler? Yeah. I I knew. that, too. But imagine me doing the podcast like. this. It's very uncomfortable. Yeah. You. know what I mean? I remember I did a. podcast with my friend, but the No, I. felt cool. Like the whole time I was.

leaning back. But I feel like I'll be boring if I'm. like this. I know. That's why I'm like. Sometimes when I'm like this, I I feel. the most comfortable, but we can't with. this one cuz we have to be a hella. energetic. Yeah. I'm I'm comfortable. like this, too, though, cuz I like I. like being right in the game, you know? Being right in the game. The theories. Yeah, exactly. Cuz my blood flow Cuz I. think that's what it is. If you're like. this, You're more You're way more relaxed. You're more relaxed because your blood. isn't like going to your head. But I'm. going here, I'm leaning forward, Yeah. my blood's rushing here. I know. Did you know 90%. of communication is through your body?

Yeah. Do you know that? It's all body. language, bro. It's body language, fam. It's all body. language. It doesn't matter what you. say, it's how you say it and how you. look saying it. Cuz like again, like I. think you said this before, but if you. say it's like, "Well, I'm happy today," but you're. frowning, like what? You're You're. giving off mixed emotions. Mhm. Even Even just walking around in. the street, like did you know some. criminals, Yeah. they'll scout you out by the way. you walk. Where? Mhm. So, if you walk a certain. way, let's say you walk with your head. down or like you look very weak, have a. limp in your leg, Mhm. they'll look at you as opportunity.

Yeah. They'll look at you as a target. So, whenever you're walking, you got to. chest up, shoulders back, head high. You. look confident, too. That's why every. every time in a tournament, fam, I was. scared of this one guy even before we. fought cuz the way he was moving around. and just carrying himself, he was like. the man. I'm like, "This is definitely. the guy to beat." His first fight, Yeah. such a bad fighter. He's not even good? He's not even good, but everyone I I. swear was afraid of him. Like we didn't. want to match up with him first round. Yeah. Yeah. His ass kicked, fam. But you. can do the reverse, too. You can like. hide it.

Oh, yeah. Low-key, I I like that that. story better cuz it's like you think I'm. I'm trash, but let me let me kick your. ass real quick. But yeah, you You just. pretend you're weak and then like when. you're ready, boom, bro. You surprise. them. And I remember in the movie uh Usual. Suspects, oh, that's a spoiler. Just No, but I I remember some people, they even. when they're walking around, criminals. and [ __ ] they'll look weak. They'll put. a limp in their leg so that people. underestimate them. But it's like a fake limp. Yeah, it's a. fake limp. I remember this the You seen. the homeless person who who walked. around with like a crutch in her back. and like her back was really hurting.

No. But then a news reporter came up to. her cuz she seen her walk to her car. after standing up, normally walking. Where? And then the news reporter was so. petty. She's like, "Oh, how's your. back?" And she's like, "Oh, it's good.". He's like, "We saw you, though." And. then she ran away. Oh, she was like somebody begging for. money? Yeah, she was begging for money. Bro, I hear stories all the time how. there's people that just like wait. there, get money, and then drive away in. their Lambo. Yeah. I know. Not Lambo, but like BMW. Yeah, but at the same time, it's like if you.

have a BMW, why would you just be out. the streets for that long and do that. work? What if What if that's I feel like there. has to be somebody in the world that. they really became a pro at it. A pro? [ __ ] And that's your deal But. that's that's such hard work. You're. standing for 7 8 hours. Okay, but what. if, right? Cuz you know how there's. quote unquote pro criminals, what if. there's pro beggars or pro people that. play with your emotions to get money. from you, right? You know. if you're ever in those like booths in. like the Philippines and some [ __ ] they.

make you think that you're your friend. Trust me. Trust me. This little ton is. really good. Really good. And just buy. it, fam. I feel like they're really pros. at talking, though. Yeah. Yeah. You have to. And then. negotiation skills, oh my god. They're fire. They're fire. know if you watched the the bald guy and. he always goes into like these Asian. markets. Oh, in the the the fake whatever market. Yeah. And he always negotiates, but he. can never outbid like he'll outnegotiate. some, but others. Yeah. they're strict, fam. They do that. for a living. Yeah, that's the whole That's the whole. thing. Like you got to be good at. negotiation.

one thing I want to really get good at, negotiating. You're not good at it yet? I'm not. I'll be I'll be like, "All. right. I'll just take it, fam.". When he could GG me, I wrecked that man. Holy [ __ ] I wreck it. Like. Bro, I remember I bought this. Shout out to the guy that sold me this. airsoft gun before. Yeah. Yeah. It was He was selling it for. like 120. I pull up, right? And you look. mad disappointed, huh? I told you, if you want to get a good. deal on something, when you see the. product, be very disappointed and be. very straightforward. Yeah. But you have. to sell it. You have to really sell it. I look mad disappointed. I'm like, "What.

the [ __ ] is this?" I have I pretend like. that, right? And then I look at it. I'm. like, "Okay, bro. I'll tell you what. I'll give you 40 for it.". He's like, "You lowball." Yeah, I. lowballed the [ __ ] out of it. He's like, "Uh. okay. I can I can do 50.". Okay. Back. already won. You already won. Gone. That's crazy. Gone, man. I I can lowball No, even lowballing. online cuz I'm such a nice person that I. don't want to lowball. That's the thing. I have to get meaner. That's why. No, but That That's how you get a good. price. Yeah. You only You're only going to get. a good price like that. And that's why.

in person, I don't think I could I don't. think I've ever lowballed in person. I'm. like, "All right. Give me your price and. I'll pay for it, bro." You know, I had. this really sick tactic I was going to. do. Whenever I wanted to like buy. something off Kijiji, I would post. another post of something similar to it. at a lower price and then show them that. post. There's this There's this kind of. politics going around in like You know. the vintage game? Yeah. And a person You know those Nike. mid checks? Yeah. Yeah. They They go for crazy. amounts, right? But there's vendors that'll put put a. fake auction and buy it and then keep.

keep increasing the price, increasing. the price. So, they're manipulating the. market. That's just I I don't want to. get into any beef with the the vintage. cuz I'm close with some people, but like. I heard some people do that. Even You can do that on Grailed, too. You You can find a way to just. Yo, actually, round two. You know round two? You know. that Polo It's like a Polo astronaut. jacket. Oh, the Moncler? No. No. No. No. It's. Polo. It's Polo. It's a vintage Polo. jacket. It's like It looks like a. astronaut jacket. Yeah. They bought every single one.

available. No. So, they had every single. one, whether it was in Miami, whether it. was in New York, whether it was in LA, right? They bought every single one available. Now, since they have everything. available, they can set the price at. whatever they want. You know what I. mean? there's no other people with it. If I. have the market, I can make the market. what I want it to be. Market manipulation, fam. Mhm. That's. why it's like, "Fuck. We can Even with. any item we put up, like say we put this. Hulk statue. Yeah. And we just keep manipulating. people. This could go for like what? 10K?

If we really like That's why That's why. um. That's why Supreme Yeah. and Bape, it's all just marketing, man. Like I don't I don't even fall into that. anymore cuz I know I know the truth now. I. I'll still buy Supreme. But what what. are the biggest another big scam that I. looked at was a taxi scam. You know. about this? The broken meter? No, I. never heard about that. in some countries, a taxi If you get in. a taxi and then you're driving you're. driving, at the end when they drop you. off, they be like, "Oh [ __ ] my meter is. broken, bro brother." And then he'll be. like, "Okay, this cost 150." Oh. And.

even though the ride was like. Yeah. 5 m and only $5, he was like, "No. Like. my meter is broken. You have to pay me.". Oh, wow. No, if I were him, like you. didn't run the meter, that's your. problem. That's your fault. I'm out. Yeah, exactly. But you know, they they can chase you. down kill you, fam. You never know. Bro, that's the Yeah. If If you're in a. different country, you never know what. goes on, man. There's another funny video The funniest. video, fam, where a guy purposely was. riding around in the village and he put. his phone out. Oh, I saw that. and then there was guys like this. It.

was a fake phone, too. Yeah. Yeah. It was a fake phone. And. they tried to grab it. And once they. tried to grab it, they pulled it back. Yeah. And then he would have have him on. camera. That's like the That's like the. bike one. Yeah. You know the bike one? They set it up on like a tripwire. So, the the robbers will take the bike bike. away and the bike would flip because. it's attached to like a tree or some. [ __ ] That's instant karma, bro. Instant karma. Instant karma. Do you. think karma's real? Yes. You think it's 100% real? I Yes, I. believe in karma. I believe in fate, all. that. But you Okay. So, if karma's real, why. do you think there's some bad people.

that get away with really evil [ __ ]. They'll get away, but I feel like sooner. time comes, they'll like die. Everybody. dies, though. I know, but maybe they'll. they'll die earlier. That's That was. their karma. But there's some people. that do really evil [ __ ] and live a long. life. Like look at the Rockefellers, I. guess. Look at Martin Shkreli. Oh, but. Martin Shkreli's in the jail, I think. But okay, take like. Ray Lewis. He killed He killed someone. Boom. He had his uh football career. ruined. Or Or you take another football player, Mike Vick. Yeah. Did you Do you know what Mike Vick. did? What did he do? He He threw a dog fighting cage and 50.

dogs were involved and he just he was. like, "Okay, fight each other." And all. the dogs died. a ring? Yeah, he ran a ring. Oh, [ __ ]. And look what happened to Mike Vick. He. was a superstar. He got away for it from. a bit, but then he got caught later up. You know they do that in the. Philippines, too? Yeah, with chickens. Yeah, with chickens. Like just chickens. Nobody really cares about chickens that. much cuz you don't have them in the. house like a pet. [ __ ] it's still an animal and it's like. a thing, but we don't we don't support. any of that, you feel me? Yeah, facts. You know what would be dope though? I. want to see like robot fights. I You.

know those Sender, yeah, the robot. fighting ones? Yeah, no, but you know the the ones they. used to do long time ago in the Do they. still have those? The robot sumo, whatever. No, they don't. the chopper and [ __ ] and then like the. fire and the flames. You know what I'm. talking about? Yeah, I know exactly. That was my favorite show back then. But. I want to see robots cuz you know how. the the mind control [ __ ] is coming? Yeah. The creators have a robot and they just. control it with their mind. Word. Cuz there's a thing that I was saying. earlier in the podcast like the start. NextMind had something with a VR thing.

where you can strap at the back of your. head, right? And you're inserted into a. game, right? And how to calibrate it, there's three circles and and you think. really hard and that circle will light. up. Oh, I heard of this. That's real. That's. a real thing that's coming out. I was like, once it once it becomes. that, maybe we'll have self-driving cars. like with the mind though. Cuz I think yeah, that that's that's. actual thing even Elon Musk is working. on Neuralink. It's the same [ __ ] You're. moving [ __ ] with your mind. But what's. dope, I really want to see this. I. really want to see this. Somebody's. going to take this idea cuz it's.

amazing. Ready? Billion-dollar idea, somebody take it, ready? They should. make a VR game or virtual reality game. where it would project onto a screen of. two fighters, right? So whatever moves I. make in real life would show on the. screen. But people will watch what's going on on. the screen and it could be like a fight. to the death with swords, katanas, with. weapons. And it would actually show like. them getting hurt. Oh, I think that is a thing though. Is that a thing? Yeah, I think that is. so. I don't think that's a thing. Cuz.

imagine we're watching Jon Jones versus. Conor McGregor with swords. Oh, like a actually like like. characters. Yeah. Okay, no. Imagine. realistic though. Like highest quality. definition where it looks like real life. cuz they can do that now. Yeah, yeah, that that low-key that's so. smart. be amazing. Cuz right now like the fight scene, like. people people want to see action. Exactly. like the fight there's nothing going on. right now. Exactly. Cuz all the fights. are boring though. They get submitted or.

they're like um what do you call this? It's a boring ass fight. Mhm. So imagine like real-life gladiator. rings in virtual reality where nobody. gets hurt, but we can see the damage. That would be crazy. you can host your own Yo, you can host. your own event. Exactly. Imagine be like, "Yo, come to the bar. We're we're hosting Jon Jones McGregor.". Exactly. Or Khabib McGregor part two. Yeah. You know how much income that would be? Yeah, um. Cuz it will it will take a aspect of. actual athleticism and games, too, cuz. you need to be good at seeing the.

mechanics of it. Cuz they do that with. 2K already, you know what I mean? They. do that with 2K where they get the whole. kind of movements and everything like. that. So it wouldn't be too far-fetched. Like you can actually do that. Yeah, cuz with UFC like the main concern. is is health. And if you want to take. the health aspect away, just do that. Yeah. Somebody better take that cuz. that's like a really good idea. I'm. telling you I have bare ideas. I If I. gave them out, everybody would know. them, man. That notebook, you know, if you ever if. I ever get desperate of money, I'm just. stealing that notebook, fam. It's all. here though. It's all here, too, though.

You know that the like um what do you. call this? There was a movie it was like. they found a book and they said Oh, no, Midsommar. Where the guy got killed by. reading the the book. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. be me. I would just read it and I see. Carlos I turn my head behind him. Boom. Yo, what are you doing? She goes black. And. All right, you want to end it there? Yeah, we'll end it there, brother. All. right. Okay, thank you everyone for. watching this episode of Jumpers Jump. Podcast. Um if you guys haven't already, check out the vlogs. Check out the links in the bio. Follow. us on Instagram. All that good stuff. All right. Jumpers Jump out.

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