CRAZY VOODOO CURSES, BALENCIAGA MISSING PERSON THEORY & MR. KRABS SOLD HIS SOUL - EP.131

foreign. [Music]. manifestation is real because when we're. looking for Jeeps right I told I think. it was like old episodes I said I was. gonna get a slime Green Card. specifically yeah and at parties. remember when we were talking about cars. uh all mans were like bro why are you. getting slime Greenway I was like no it. doesn't matter what car it's gonna be. slime green right that's a color that's.

what we wanted yeah that's the main. color so when my dad was looking on. AutoTrader uh what do you call this we. were looking for a us a V6 engine right. every single car on all the pages six. cylinder engine we don't want that. that's whack right 24th page we see a. Jeep Wrangler slime group that's the. only one the only one with a V6 engine. bro I manifested that there because. you've been said I want a slime green. test but it wasn't a Tesla yeah no real. [ __ ] I always whenever mans are talking.

about faith with me yeah I always bring. up the analogy that you did it's like uh. I'm thirsty but I know I'm gonna drink. water. um when I was telling man I'm gonna get. a slime green car I knew I was gonna get. it it's just at what point I was gonna. get it like I already knew it yeah you. know what's coming in that's all you. have to think if you don't think in that. way it's probably not going to come to. you because think about every single. thing that happened in your life it was. kind of already expected or you had a. little bit of faith that had it in or. the people around you had the faith that. was gonna happen yeah exactly that's a.

big one did you know because you have a. Jeep now okay did you know every single. jeep has an Easter egg in the car oh I. think I ever know that yeah so every. single one I think there's like uh. there's there's a variant of 12. different Easter eggs you might have in. your car yeah one is like a Yeti like. the the what do you call it um the. Bigfoot guy. there's a frog I think there's like a. dinosaur there's a dinosaur there's a. bug there's a few ones but they happen.

to be in different places in everybody's. car yeah one of them is I think under. under the the floor mat there could be. one okay I think I've seen that you. might have it in your um your gas your. gas door what I'm talking about no. and you might have it like close to your. windshield but you have to look in your. car if you have a Jeep go look right now. okay you might find a Easter I haven't. found that you haven't found yours yet I. haven't really like shuffled through I. wonder if you have a certain color it. depends on like what you might have.

maybe you might have like a snake or. something or a frog right that would be. sick no because another thing like when. you're when you buy a Jeep you're buying. into a community right yeah and there's. little things that the community does to. like uh appreciate a Jeep owner so one. thing when my dad was test driving it he. said he can't he comes back home fam. everyone was waving at me oh yeah you. didn't know that I don't know so there's. on there's an Unwritten rule every time. you're in a jeep you either like give. the peace sign or you say what's up to.

if you're driving a Jeep all the other. Jeep drivers they go yo yeah yo bro my. dad didn't know he's like why the [ __ ]. are these guys waving at me yeah that's. what it is and then and then another one. I don't know if you know this for any. Jeep driver if you're parked up and you. have a rubber duck toy you would put it. on the handle a of another Jeep to get. ducked what so it's like an initiation. like oh you have a Jeep you're getting. ducked that's a thing yeah that's the. thing that's the thing yeah yeah trust. me there's way more but like like Jeep. Community is kind of crazy so that's. kind of crazy I wonder if there's.

anything else like that for other cars. it's just Jeeps Jeeps are cool yeah I. don't know because Tesla oh I don't know. if there's got to be something with like. a with the punch buggy you know punch. buggy you get a punch. because you're causing pain to everyone. else you got to get put on first. man said playback playback. what are you saying about Tesla oh no no. because uh a recent thing of Tesla came.

out where um uh there was these two uh. there was a couple right and then they. decided to do the nasty while it was on. autopilot oh right that's that's viral. yeah it's viral it happens on the Hub. yeah. even Elon saw and I think he tweeted. he's like oh I'm sorry and he was like. he was like oh I I knew it was coming. that uh uh Otto Auto driving was gonna. be meant for something else. [Music].

only a matter of time yeah like if. anything. if you bag it every single thing in the. world that has nothing to do with sex. yeah it will turn into it will have sex. in it somehow yeah because that's like. our main purpose it's like breathing to. us yeah like humans can't go without. breathing drinking water real [ __ ]. eating yeah and what's the nuts yeah you. know right you know the new term. iglooing no what's that guess what that. is it's a Canadian you get like the the.

wildest term you know igling hmm the. Canada smashing in the igloo oh is it. what is it so you take a [ __ ] you freeze. your [ __ ] and use it as a dildo. ew bro what the [ __ ] this is why are you. searching the song No I seen it on a. podcast I've seen it I've seen it on. something else no that's crazy now. that's insane that's crazy but why do. they do that uh it's just like a trend. it's a kink I guess man's love that [ __ ].

I don't know anyways let's move on from. that oh okay okay there's a there's a. crazy conspiracy I want to talk about. because this just happened today okay. literally today what happened to Prince. Harry. and Meghan Markle did you hear about it. no I never so just now. they claimed that they were they almost. died in a car crash and because of. Paparazzi chasing them down the road so. it was a it was a extremely dangerous. car chase that almost killed Meghan.

Markle and Prince Harry now what the. [ __ ] does that sound like. car chase why is that important I don't. know I don't know why is it important. because that's exactly how Prince. Harry's mother. Princess Diana died same way the exact. same way so I don't know if people know. but Princess Diana. when there were claims that she was. going to be killed she actually died in. a car accident with a very similar. situation that Paparazzi was chasing.

down the car okay and it pushed them. into dangerous past killing both. Princess Diana and her. but it's crazy that it just happened to. Prince Harry and like that's super weird. yeah fam no they're trying to pull the. same [ __ ] no that's so awesome yo the. scriptwriters were so dumb there yeah.

you know like Winnie the Pooh and like. something else has the same scenes they. just wrote the same scene yeah I don't. know if you heard but bleeding way. leading up to this yeah they had. problems with the crown not liking them. and it's crazy that this just happened. because what happened last week what the. king's coronation where he became king. oh so rope around the crown and it's. like all right let's knock some people. was this a your family this happened.

just last week I'd never heard about. this not even on tickets the king's. coronation yeah so check this out. um before they become the king it's like. the ceremony they put it on right what's. [ __ ] is there's there's actual rituals. that happen during like a a full moon. yeah and every single time a king is. crowned happens on a full moon and they. chose that exact date to line up to that. ritual date now what's crazy though is.

not only does it match up to that date. there's a there's a hidden meaning onto. it supposedly you're only supposed to. use this ritual and Crown a king that's. not actually the King this is what's. crazy so they put a crown on a king to. show the people that he's King but. there's a real king behind it wow that's. not. and that's not in public yeah yeah so if. you think about it how possible would it. be for great leaders in the world to.

just pretend. they're out there in the public yeah but. behind closed doors is out they're. completely different person yeah that. way they're safe they don't get targeted. they can call shots without without. actually being out there yeah because no. like some of these Mayors and [ __ ] they. don't know what the [ __ ] to talk about. yo Trudeau box water so that's like you. really think he's making these decisions. I really don't know no there might be. like a you know there might be a blind. guy there might be a true yeah did you. know like they actually hire people that. look like the president or the prime. minister in case they got caught yeah.

look-alikes they hired they hire. look-alikes so I think um no this was. even in uh Black Ops 2 I don't know if. you remember Black Ops 2 story mode oh. yeah when they captured the yeah so in. Black Ops 2 story mode you were trying. to assassinate I guess like a political. leader yeah yeah and you're not. fascinated in him but you got the wrong. one because he was a look-alike yeah. they actually do that in real life yeah. they actually do that in real life and. damn I'm I'm 100 sure like a lot of the. people we see if not it's a it's a.

double it's probably just like not even. the the person in charge at all real. [ __ ] no I I remember uh just at the. dealership today I was talking with my. guy who who sold me the car and he was. talking about conspiracies and he showed. me two pictures one of Biden and another. picture of Biden and you can see in one. picture his ear is kind of round yeah. the other one is totally safe. like which one is the real Biden you. feel me like he's off mads like he can. barely get up the stairs type [ __ ] like.

you really think that old man is calling. all the shots there's no way there's no. way do you think it's becoming more and. more like obvious there's some [ __ ]. going on I think the spread of uh news. and how fast it gets out and and I think. covert I think coven reverse [ __ ] them. up because they thought it would like. silence everyone no but it became more. yeah it made everybody more like Curious. and stuff and I have another theory that. uh I didn't know about that whole like. uh thing on the media like the thing you. just talked about with the The Prince.

and stuff oh yeah you didn't hear about. that's because uh they announced that. kovid was over why announce covet is. over there's no way that it's over they. just wanted the attention back on to. like yeah let's listen. yeah you know. yo this like could something really just. disappear. [Laughter]. hatch update exactly dead ass announcing. like it's fixed.

like yo how like I guess I guess we. don't have nice anyway but yeah it does. it just disappear that's what I'm saying. because it's like if something uh big. like that happens on the music they want. attention away that's kind of weird that. they would randomly say that you know. that's like that thing that happened I. think in Ohio you hear about what. happened in Ohio no so there was a huge. chemical spill and the the chemicals in. the air they were. cancer-causing very very dangerous to.

Everybody's Health but no news covered. it until like two days later oh [ __ ] why. I don't know because they don't want to. like I don't know bro they I guess the. truth shouldn't have been told that time. [ __ ] happens like that you know um The. Ghost Hunters uh uh the ones that they. call us the Filipino oh salmon Kobe. salmon Kobe yeah what happened to that. so remember uh even though news don't. cover them uh what do you call this they. they ran into a person getting murdered. did you see that on camera nah I didn't. see that so so it was um there was a.

whole case where it was a girl named. Lauren Wallin yeah I think right and. this was like a woman who just suddenly. went missing right and the boyfriend was. trying to play an act like uh like a. double life like oh where'd she go I'm. so worried about her whole time he's the. one that did it all right oh [ __ ] so uh. and he took out uh that girl just. because he had a fiance and he I think. he knocked that girl up and she was. gonna spill the news that I'm pregnant. at the whole world that's why he's like. [ __ ] she has to like take you I have to.

take her somewhere so what he did he. took her to a field a random field yeah. and uh and all you can see in the video. of Sam and Kobe they were there the same. day Nah by accident by accident the news. didn't even cover this all you hear the. uh back help someone's trying to murder. me that's fun what the [ __ ] caught on. Sam and Kobe's video I'll put the video. on um I don't have the video right now. put the video on you can hear it say. help.

raise not cause think about it Sam and. Kobe they go into places that are Uncle. abandoned exactly places nobody would. really be yep if you're not a ghost. hunter you're probably just criminal he. would have got away with it if they. weren't shooting YouTube video back that. oh so that's how you got caught yeah the. YouTube video not even the news wow so. crazy man so don't be mad but that's. what I I Loki wanna like because we go. on like these haunted things like you. want to come across something we're not.

supposed to see yeah exactly like oh we. have to start this cold case now like. it's on us all words to save the world. that's scary though fast because you. ever see that movie um No Country for. Old Men you ever see that what is that. so pretty much this guy he was just like. driving down the desert and he stops and. he sees like. a bunch of cars just in the middle of. the desert like this like a circle okay. and he sees someone like crawling on the. floor like a zombie. bro like half of his body's like torn up. okay yeah and no he walks up and he sees.

holy [ __ ] there was a shootout here. everybody in the cars are dead. and this guy's like crawling towards his. suitcase. bro opens the suitcase Million Dollar. Plus cash why what's the purpose of this. so what happened was he accidentally. stumbled across a drug deal gone wrong.

the only half body fam you can't even. be dead that guy's dead but uh you know. I mean the guy that drove by he just. drove by and you're like oh [ __ ] free. cash yo that's crazy but what's scary he. didn't know this there was a Tracker. there's a Tracker in the suitcase the. whole time so obviously his plan is like. get out of the country blah blah going. to a hotel bro ended up in a hotel. and I guess he got the sense that he was. being followed oh [ __ ] and you know what. he did why he sat like on his hotel dead.

we're gonna start cutting like this. and waited for somebody to come to the. doors yeah just waiting just waiting I. know he seen like footsteps go towards. the door. shotgun but taking like he missed him. that guy didn't even get killed and he. just like looked in like this I don't. want to spoil a movie but that's like. part of the movie it's crazy that's. hilarious no because if if it was a drug. deal there's definitely more than one.

man that's gonna recover that case. that's true so even though you hit one. man and your crisscross applesauce fam. you have to start moving yeah the. windows they're gonna be coming from. everywhere what would you do if you. found like money on the floor like that. I'm taking that much I'm taking rent for. the year like not not all of it I'm like. they're gonna take Solomon leave take. some and leave for sure because no one's. gonna chase me down for 10K that's true. I doubt it if there's a million dollars. man can't just just that's true what. would you do but would it be like dirty.

money I'd have to clean it first you. know no I would spend it. no if you spend it you're gonna get. caught with like criminal charges fam. what are you talking about you don't. know why they do money laundering. oh no you know every every piece of a. bill has like a serial code right no but. if you get rid of it it's not no longer. under you like what what's the chances. of like uh bro hold on but that's real. money at the end of the day no they. track where it came from oh I didn't. know you didn't know that no I didn't. know the track I saw them they clean.

money that's why they money launder it I. thought if you I thought you had yo. listen I thought if you had dirty money. and you spent it it was gone Gavin's. going to jail like first try bro. I'm looking at judge like wait it's not. in my possession though. I was like what no because if you let's. say you took like illegal money and used. it yeah it's gonna come back to you. because wherever that bill came went to. It's Gonna Get tracked down or I'm just. simply I just tried to simplify like oh.

it's not mine anymore. Finders Keepers awesome nah oh there's. something I do want to talk about. actually. this is crazy did you hear about the. Balenciaga missing person no this is. [ __ ] bro so there's a theory that in. one of the Balenciaga stores. the mannequin that they have the one. that looks human yeah is actually a. missing person holy [ __ ] there's this. model for Balenciaga his name is. Christopher G and he posed on so many.

different ads for balenciago different. shoots everything yeah but he went. missing and around the same time you. went missing what happens they have a. mannequin and one of the Balenciaga. stores that looks exactly like him look. at this picture I've seen pictures of. other models trust me so this is a. picture. this is of the mannequin right yeah now. this is a picture of him. it looks exact same looks the exact same.

and I mean it's supposed to look the. exact same but that real no this looks. too real that looks so real right now. this guy's been missing family friends. don't know where he's at Facebook is. going wild right now with conspiracy. theories because yo even just think. about what's happened with Valencia yeah. thus far talking about so many like. Titanic occults you know talking about. what they've done already some shady. business deals it wouldn't be so.

far-fetched if they made somebody. disappear 100 and they used them as a. model or as a freaking a mannequin in. their store that's crazy and taking. taking like they don't have it's not. just him there's other like models that. they recreated of kids that like they. don't look like humans yeah that look. like humans I don't know if they went. missing or are they are they don't even. have uh uh records of them just because. maybe they did something already and. that's why they that's where they're. getting the inspo from because really.

bag it yeah you're not making a model of. a face randomly it's not no AI generated. it's over you would have to look at. somebody and make these yeah everything. comes from somebody everything's like. based off something yo Theory every. single Balenciaga model that's a that's. a mannequin like this it's just a. missing person yeah yo somebody look. into that [ __ ] a real [ __ ] no Balenciaga. is really up to [ __ ] because the series. I heard fam like it's all satanic stuff. like it's so obvious bro yeah it's so.

obvious fam it is watch later down in. the line even if this isn't true yeah. even if this isn't true Valencia is. going to have another case or another. story that seems [ __ ] up guaranteed. but do you think that's a marketing plan. maybe because if they're promoting all. that bad stuff already and their their. whole like brand is based around like. the owner being doing all these stuff. might as well use the evil media and. push that anyways because there's no.

debt no more like that this is your life. you're living in the life of evil it's. not true business no more even just on. like a a marketing flip yeah what if. to Target edgy people no that's why they. create edgy stories because fam. not gonna lie when Balenciaga had all. this like uh the controversy around it. all these edgy people said oh yeah. cancel culture [ __ ] that I'm gonna wear. Balenciaga because there is there I. swear Balenciaga is worn more now no. it's not worn more but it's only worn by.

certain no but what I see like a lot of. people are hyping up Balenciaga really. yeah I don't know about that I don't. know about that but 100 I can see like. yeah it's it's a it's targeted at a. certain demographic now and those are. the type of people because those are the. type of impulsive people yeah the sick. Minds yeah yeah you know what I mean so. if you were to Target one person in the. world to take their money yeah you would. want to take somebody's money that will. keep in giving you these type of. reactions so for example remember the.

Pretty Woman effect we talked about this. before now if you treat somebody like. [ __ ] in their store they'd be like oh. yeah [ __ ] you I'm gonna buy a lot yeah. yeah that's probably like a Reverse. Psychology Flip on the Balenciaga thing. because now it being a canceled brand. people feel like people are gonna be. like oh yeah I'm gonna buy all this. Balenciaga because because I'm cool I'm. Different no you you describe the word. perfect it's the edgy fashion kids like. those those kids since everyone right. now wants to be different and nobody's.

wearing Balenciaga who do you think is. going to wear Balenciaga it's the thing. bro but yeah something also I learned. too yeah this is gonna blow your mind. knocking on wood I know the real meaning. now what is it everybody has been. spamming our page like on Instagram. that's all I've been seeing there's 99. plus of that one video so knocking on. wood is actually summoning a demon no. it's not listen listen listen so back in. the ancient times when pagans were like. uh around the community yeah and they. needed a favor they would knock on wood.

and these demons would hide in these. trees and so citizens yeah whenever they. needed anything they wanted knock on. wood can I have this favor they would. get granted that favor by knocking on. the wood by knocking on the tree. knocking on wood. they say like Spirits live in the tree. and then they're waking up yeah they're. waking up spirit for uh uh what do you. call a solution or a favor but yeah it. was so funny because I was like there's.

no way I don't know bro wait you said. this comes from where uh what do you. mean where does this come from like what. Pagan Pagan rituals I forget Pagan. ritual though but isn't Pagan like I. start paying stuff comes from Europe no. um I think so because I. guess Spain is zero because it is kind. of Spanish because I know a lot of like. Spanish cultures and that's why in. Philippines we do it yeah [ __ ] it might. be because I forget Spain's in Europe. still. no but I learned that I was like [ __ ].

man we might have to knock or not but. you can still go to do it you know what. I learned too bro I learned just. recently uh-huh [ __ ] treadmills. they were guess why they're made. for I don't know what to run on dog. treadmills were made originally as. torture devices for prisoners oh I look. you believe that I look at it it made so. much sense yeah because if there's no. one no one wants to walk like no no walk. like that bro take that in because I. feel like a lot of the time we think we.

think certain things are built for what. they are but that's that's looking the. modified version yeah the OG version of. it probably had so so many different. updates to it so we definitely like new. plannings and buildings the original. purpose of a treadmill was to put all. these prisoners on yeah make them run. onto the the water mill and produce. electricity and and even before. electricity they would they would use it. to to melt the grain because make that. [ __ ] turn you know I mean yeah whether. you're searching for the latest sneaker.

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yo where are we fighting these things. bro. the Reddit search buttons must have been. so special bro. bowling the dark origin of bowling yeah. it was actually a ritual to see if. you're a sinner fam is what it's crazy. it's crazy so the I the concept of. bowling it comes from like ancient I. think Egypt where they would place a. bunch of like pins right it wasn't pins.

I think they were like statues or. something I thought you were gonna say. people they put people there no no no. but like pins and then they would take a. ball now if you're a sinner and you roll. the ball and it hits all of them down. you've replenished your sins and you're. forgiven but if you couldn't that means. you're still a sinner if you still have. one up now the theory is if you know. somebody that's really good at bowling. and they get a strike on the first try. they have a clear pathway to Heaven what.

the hell so if you're not nice at. bowling you're going to hell do you. theoretically already what there's no. way that the sides your fate though no. but that's that's the origin of the. practice of it oh okay like I guess they. changed it into they made it into a game. yeah but originally bowling was just for. that [ __ ] it was just to see like oh is. this guy a sinner prove it you know what. I mean are are you are you really holy. prove it and then they go bowling and. then roll that [ __ ] down and then boom.

ah you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] are you going. to hell bro now you're definitely one of. those people that ruined those games. because now you know that you're gonna. go uh when we play bowling like um. down below buddy. now but who knows for sure yeah that's. that's the origin that's a real origin. it's crazy saying they did uh they. played a bowling all inside all those. pyramids like right now they're doing. that right now while everyone's just. touristy I like their snakes there's. man's there like whole bowling alleys in.

the pyramids because we don't know. what's in the pyramids I've seen I see. no picture no it's showing um what if. the pyramids are just the tip of like a. a whole Tower and then the sand covered. everything and we can only see the top. of the tower that would be crazy. like we're walking in like a whole. civilization it's just we're raised up. yeah so you know okay for example. imagine imagine this is like the pyramid. right yeah.

but yeah okay going back to the the. rituals things so I seen something also. in uh I think it was where was that one. where uh I talked about [ __ ] I forgot. where it was oh where the guy farts. crazy oh it's like the voodoo yeah the. voodoo yeah yeah uh I don't know if it's. in Bangladesh or Uruguay but there was a. video right so there was this husband. right that found out that his wife. cheated I'll show you the video it's so. fun right but he decided to cast a spell.

on her yeah because she cheated and it. turned her this trigger warning it. turned her into a half horse and your. videos of the no way there's no ways. so you're telling you are you gonna show. me a video of a person that's half horse. like no no no like they're doing the. ritual fam everyone's surrounded in the.

this community. [Music]. look he's dancing in front of her all. right yo Siri yeah yo Siri right now. this is what happened this is what. happened so. they know there's some holes in the. village. and they're like yo what how do we solve. this whole problem we got in the village.

y'all are [ __ ] so what they did they're. like all right this is what you do. pretend you're a wizard yeah yeah and. turn her into a horse fam because man. taking the guy's going like this yeah. this guy's getting sturdy on the girl. they're using a fake string to pull up. the the tail bro and they buried the cow. underneath her I'm telling you it's just. to scare all the younger girls into. being not wanting to be a [ __ ] yeah. yeah no me personally I I didn't believe. it but the video is so funny that I had.

to show you like like the tail moving. got me like that's luck that that I. don't think that's real but it's. definitely for that reason of like yo. let's make everybody believe this so. that they don't do bad it's like uh oh. yeah you don't like it's just so you. don't you don't act bad yeah there's. also other theories I I personally don't. believe this but there's other theories. that LeBron James signature um uh ritual. before the game is actually actually a. Satanic ritual so I think I've seen.

something yeah you saw this yeah so I'll. recreate it he goes he goes He there's. like six steps he's about to turn into a. demonstration. hold on let me do this so first off he. does this yeah Masonic symbol everyone. Illuminati yeah second motion he does. this throws up the sixes oh you already. know yeah next step he goes like this. that's the Baphomet chest release you. know and then next thing he goes like. this. that's called I think it's like. exfolciation or something yeah where.

it's like you release the demons outside. your body right and then last move he. goes like this so that's spreading the. energy and then he Taps his teammates so. it uh it like flourishes to all his. teammates yo it's a crazy reach but at. the same time Loki LeBron that year when. he was doing it he won does he still do. it no he doesn't he stopped that yeah he. stopped that do you lose the curry no he. beat Curry no he lost he I think that. was the that was the year he did it when. he came back three to one.

yeah when he was in Cleveland OH but he. doesn't do that same ritual he doesn't. I've never seen him do that again. oh you know what's crazy too I just. realized this because we were at. WrestleMania okay you know they changed. the cross on Rey Mysterio's mask it's. not even a cross anymore. that's how crazy they're pushing the. agenda for you so Rey Mysterio's mask. the OG mask yeah there was a they used. to have a cross right they changed that. and so pretty much like uh uh awkwardly.

slanted off-white symbol now no yeah. it's not even across. swastika no it's like it looks like you. know off-white. you know it goes like this oh okay okay. yeah here I'll show you yeah let me see. but that's how you know bro that's how. you know like they're trying fans are. pushing an agenda look at this let me. see so this is old Mass see like the the. cross yeah that's what everybody. remembers right the new mask is not even. a cross anymore it's like oh it's like. it's like they changed it they changed. it to like yeah like arrows yeah it.

looks like a compass now. oh did I mean yeah that's that sucks. like why is he doing that yeah I mean. maybe that's a reach I don't think. that's a reach though like. they try their best to like hide that. type of stuff they tried their best to. push one side of the spiritual battle. and hold back the other you you know. Ryan Garcia was such a Carlos fighter. when he came out to a religious song how. I knew it was like all meant to be like. that was his fighter that he was gonna. choose that date yeah yeah because.

everyone I knew it too though it's it. was literally like um uh what do you. call this one guy came out with a. religious song the other came out with. like the violence violence [ __ ] like. that and I knew that violence was gonna. win but at the end of the day it's like. I think that Garcia won at the end of. the day because maybe that was God's. sign of oh um it's not the right time. but you have to have faith in me that. even though you lost I'll I'll help you. prosper in the future I have I have a. real thing of like right now especially.

I have this real thing I'm going through. is like even though things didn't work. out will you still have faith yeah real. soon that's when that's when it. challenges you that's the real challenge. fast that's a real challenge because you. can have faith when things are always. doing well but we still have the same. faith when things aren't going your way. exactly bro that's that's the true yeah. like challenge for you it's like are you. really gonna stay yeah and I've caught. myself doing that because it's like. sometimes usually I've always prayed my. lowest but when I'm the happiest I I.

don't I don't go back to you know to. think so I started doing that again even. though like I'm happiest right now boom. praying every day you have to though. because like you know you never know. when like he just decides nah yeah bro. you know what I mean yeah because. you just see it so much in the media and. it's like they wanna. they want to influence us to do these. things so that we can become part of. that society and then once it's so. strong like if you're the little Outcast. it will be so tough for you to go back.

in if you have this idea instead it's. fully just peer pressure yeah it's like. peer pressure like you'll look stupid. you'll look stupid if you don't. go with the cool kids you know what I. mean it's so stupid bro you look stupid. but I think that's what you have to. change is like you have to change that. idea of it shouldn't be. you're weird you're a lame-o you're. [ __ ] like why are you doing these. things. it should just be accepting but right. now is the opposite also I heard this. crazy quote okay.

and it's like this guy he's like a. preacher and he said. when he dies he wants hell to Rejoice oh. what the [ __ ] because. now they don't have to fight him in the. spiritual war. throws off the battlefield. isn't that far yeah it's like yo bro you. can't even fight me I'm not there no. yeah I'm the weapon you don't want it. yeah that's what you're saying he's like. you don't want he's trying to be. spiritual war a special ops man.

I think that that passes uh the uh. what's that guy the sneaker when he said. these are mags watch my clips. you idiot. that's definitely top two though that. one and that one I heard that for the. first time like holy [ __ ] why don't we. think of things like that why don't we. make it cool ourselves because we think. everything has to be this way because. that's what we see it now you can make. anything in your life yours you can make.

it exciting you can make it loving. if you spread it yeah if you shun away. and you hide and you you're you don't. use your confidence to bring that out of. you nobody will hear it facts bro but. you know what it's like you see the. biggest artists of uh this generation in. Kanye and he tried to push that motive. but it's hard you fam that is crazy he. couldn't even do it that's crazy like he. obviously there was some motion but fam. who's really talking about danda and all.

those songs on a regular basis they're. they're talking about clb you know yeah. it's crazy but that's that just goes to. show like how much people are on that. side already yeah bro Sam I just want to. see like if I I wish I could see like a. list of people that are one side and the. other side and who's like fighting the. battles because what if people beef with. other people on spiritual battles too. but we can't see it a lot it's like DC. Marvel like on this on the hell side you. have like Chris Rock and and uh Will.

Smith yeah oh no you have uh Will Smith. and On Heaven's side you have Chris Rock. because he got slapped no even on some. [ __ ] like I wish you could see who's. putting on a hex on who and let's see. who's beefing with who oh that's. because these celebrities do that eh. Drake even said it in one of his songs. like. you don't know the song no so Drake said. I think it was in knife talk. a voodoo curse I got him when I flew to. Turks.

so he put a voodoo curse on somebody. what the [ __ ] and he said. um I had to get him the way I knew it. hurts so he knows it would affect him in. this way. and he said in the song like he'll put a. voodoo curse on somebody not real [ __ ]. I've never like bagged that lyric you. never back that lyric it's a nice talk. no no like I sing that lyric all the. time like Voodoo because it's hella. catchy yeah but you never realized what. it was no yeah so damn these celebrities. are using that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] and. like it's like the A-list ones get to.

know which ones and then the Villa C. list they do egg cleanses. yo [ __ ] the eggplants man that [ __ ] is. also is also satanic real talks I bet. you I guarantee you oh no no no there's. actually stories of there's this woman. that's famous on Tick Tock and she does. like feng shui um readings and [ __ ] and. tells stock Traders want to trade. yeah like Wall Street Stock Traders. like how does she know that.

who knows you know I mean she just knows. [ __ ] he just knows [ __ ] damn it's like. those you know those wise Asians okay if. you had if you had one question and like. you knew this person was 100 to tell my. future and you had to ask your future no. no your future okay and you had one. question in a room with her what. question would you ask about anything. about my life about your life about your. life I would ask I would ask a question. like a stock question be like yo should. I invest in this but I wouldn't ask a.

question about my life that's kind of. [ __ ] I would probably waste my thing as. like uh what age did I get married I. would [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I should have. asked a better question what if it was. like yo what if what if she said 25. and then you ended up getting Marion 25. damn that I would I'll be like oh [ __ ]. no but what if it leading up to it that. deters you from oh like um I just become. like uh like straight on my mind I. should try and not yo you know what I'm. thinking I think the way it's gonna play.

out is on some that's a raven type of. [ __ ] like you're gonna see the future. and it's gonna look like that but it's. not actually gonna be that in that way. it's like a lesson yeah it's like you. got married at 25 in Sims. be that type of [ __ ] yeah yeah low-key I. think I think that some psychics they'll. be able to tell your future but like in. a That's So Raven type of way like they. don't see the whole picture like they. see this part of it like they can't see. like for sure yeah because I I feel like.

there's no one that could actually. really tell like what's gonna happen. straight line you know there has to be. some diversion yeah you know yeah but I. try to stay away from like any psychic. just because I don't want I don't want. to be told yeah I don't want to be told. I want to I want to find out true that. is true you know a trend that is coming. back though I seen that the the killer. clowns are actually coming back no. they're not really yeah so I've seen. videos so uh I think it was in the UK I. mean in France [ __ ] these killer clowns.

why the [ __ ] why are they bringing this. [ __ ] back no but they're bringing it. back on a crazier scale though look at. this of course in the UK because they're. gonna they have knives bro yeah look so. May 2nd 2023 look at everyone running. this is from a clown attack yeah from a. clown attack because they just went. loose New York New York City New York. City on the train they're back again. April 23. clown attack on the subway. [Music].

and it releases gas. yo that's exactly the Joker fan exactly. check this out oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh so the. movie coming out the movie's coming out. it's coming out bam that's why the Joker. movies coming out and it's like the. sequel to that joker that's why it's. happening again but taking that [ __ ] is. gonna cause a ripple because like uh in. Asia in Singapore yeah they saw a clown.

waiting in front of like schools oh and. in the UK also they would wait in in. front of a person's school and then tell. kids to follow them home it's not it's. no longer like a a boo like a scare yeah. it's like oh wait like Joker [ __ ] like. let me let me do this you know bro. that's just like have you seen that guy. in Japan he pretends he's a statue at. like kids places oh yeah the brown one. yeah. that's so that's so gross to me Fam yeah.

it's like. um there's like a character like anime. character it's a a friendly character. all brown as a statue and there's kids. playing around it this guy wearing a. full brown suit and he goes up to the. the statue goes beside it and like. that's a poor and it goes like this yeah. it goes like this trying to get a kid to. like play on him oh my God bro bro and. and did you see the video of it where. the mom was like don't touch him and. then yeah like grab the kid away right. no but then he says oh no I don't mind.

if you play on me. videos of like the dark side of Japan. where um even school kids like they're. so uh their school curriculum is so hard. that the only way to release their anger. is to to randomly in public ah like. start hitting the the walls and [ __ ]. like that oh [ __ ] and no one would. realize like what do you mean so like. imagine a schoolgirl having a breakdown.

yeah everyone is walking back to their. job normal they don't even they don't. even care. and then like other people like in the. Subways man guys in full suits miss the. train and they would have to sleep on. the Subways damn you know it's like a. lot of uh things in Japan don't get like. media coverage and like the dark stuff. and you know well I know I know Japanese. people they have a very strong sense of. Pride yeah and that's why um you know. the kamikazes and like and even just the.

the soldiers when when World War II was. happening and the Japanese went to war. they would have a katana beside them at. all times but that Katana wasn't for. like fighting they would only open it to. commit suicide holy [ __ ] you heard about. that no never yeah I forgot there's a. term they use it for but literally. instead of surrendering they would take. out their katana. cut themselves in their stomach and go. and then die because they don't want to. get caught and they don't want to accept.

defeat they will never accept defeat. yeah that's why in like um. that Forest in Japan that Logan Paul. went to. suicide is kind of common there because. no I think that is meant for like yeah. that's where it was meant for that stuff. yeah it's like it's kind of common. because. um any time like they say somebody loses. their job or like things aren't going. well that's a common thing that they. think too is to end it like that that's. [ __ ] scary it's scary fam it's scary. I was thinking I was thinking um my. sister was asking like.

yo what school should I go to for. University right yeah. and she she said her teacher this is for. all our Ontario kids okay her teachers. told her don't go to UFT oh yeah yeah no. real [ __ ] because uh the what do you. call this suicide rate they have to it's. the highest suicide rate in Ontario yeah. for a school yeah is UFC I know my. sister's going there and taking I I [ __ ]. yeah yeah and guess what program she's. in what engineering oh my God but I told.

her I told her I better like buy her ice. cream every day no but I told her I was. like uh do what you can you feel me I. like she's really smart so I I don't. have any problem with her going there. that's why I was so like that's that's. fine yeah that's good but men's who. actually like are like have to work hard. and not are not book smart fam I. understand the pain that you guys go. through like my sister's book smart she. it's easy for her right yeah but taken. for another perspective a guy like me.

who imagine I was put in the engineering. program and I had to finish that man it. would probably take me like 10 years to. finish. do you think people are naturally book. smart or are they train to be book smart. it's a good question do you think it's. like habits that make them that smart or. it's they're just smart I. no I believe I truly believe that people. who are book smart are given that. they're gifted like that. but at the same time just mad that I. just didn't get it no but at the same. time if you think about it. because this is the way I see it if I.

put like my full energy into like. studying something and I actually. enjoyed it I would probably be smart. yeah in that sense but book smart people. aren't really even like they're smart in. every category like like say put physics. in front of him put chemistry but no but. that's just that's just the the habits. of learning that's looking the habits of. learning like if you're good at studying. in one program you'll be good at. studying in another program it will. transfer vice versa and all yeah it is. it is Loki's just a habit thing I know.

but I don't know maybe I'm just salty. that I didn't get it but but look at the. one thing that the B-movie taught me is. uh or you've seen that thing is like the. B Movie actually talks about the Matrix. nah really nah okay so if you if there's. a scene in the B Movie when all the. workers and the main character are. sitting in a car oh yeah the B Movie is. mad woke yeah. she's like going through all these jobs. and he she says uh make sure you find.

one you really like because you're gonna. be doing this for the rest of your life. the main character was like. so you're just going to work us to death. and then he's like and then the word is. like we hope so and everybody else. that's stuck in The Matrix says they're. just laughing ah it's a joke you know. but fam I didn't realize I did it as a. kid never would have thought that would. have time check this out you know the B. Movie is mad political too no because. why because the moment every Barry b. Benson freed all of the bees what.

happened to the B The Beehive what. happened to the world I forgot you don't. remember the movie so pretty much when. the bees stop producing honey the pollen. wouldn't go to all the plants and then. all of the plants died remember oh I. didn't I don't know so the B Movie is. actually mad political because it tells. you like everybody has to play their. part for the world to run so you guys. can't just drop out of society like this. you guys better work or else the whole. system's gonna collapse.

yeah teamwork really makes the dream. work bro. no but like they're they're trying to. they're trying to make you think oh yeah. you can be free but Watch What Happens. Watch What Happens no but that's real. [ __ ] because like as a society boom you. don't have these certain people playing. this these these roles. [ __ ] it's turning because I'm turning. into [ __ ] you can't be rich if there's. no poor people. um. um I seen some tweet it was like uh. who's the owner of thing uh Amazon again. Jeff Bezos he's like uh there's a two.

he's like Jeff Bezos has like a hundred. billion dollars and more than he has. more money than the people in the world. a man can't even give one billion to. everyone and he'll still have a bunch of. money no it doesn't work like that it. doesn't work but as a as a like a simple. mind yeah that's the easy fix Basil's. give a billion to everyone he still has. a hundred billion in his bank account no. he would give one dollar to everyone huh. you would give one dollar he said you. can't give a billion no but he has I. swear he has more money than the people. okay maybe you can give like five.

dollars to everyone no he can give way. more no do the math one more time you're. the one in accounting do the math one. more time he has like let's say there's. there's two something billion people oh. maybe okay so two billion but let's say. so yeah it's like how much does he. actually have 100 billion yeah let's see. let's see 100 divided by two if you give. everyone like 50 bucks no bro yeah you. can give everyone like 50 bucks what are. you talking about he'll still have money. left over if he gives like uh. like Millions away for sure because he.

has nobody coming to one person in the. world to every single person in the. world yeah so yeah you can give every. everyone in the world fifty dollars no. okay what are you talking about here. listen listen say there's seven billion. people in the world right yeah he has a. hundred billion dollars yes he can give. a 1 billion to though he can feed those. all those seven billion. and he'll still have uh what's a hundred. minus seven uh every person you're. saying every person and dog you're the. one in accounting fam what do you. actually not get it no that's simple.

math fam what's 100 what's 100 minus. seven. hold on what are you talking about here. am I tripping yes you are he'll still. have 93 billion okay yeah 93 divided. into how many people. seven billion Hey look so the billion. right there's no way I'm tripping right. now because I that was the exact tweet. and everyone was like yeah yeah that. makes sense no but he would have to give. okay hold on maybe I'm bad at math wait. wait wait so 93 billion right no no no.

so yeah he can give a dollar you're. saying he can give a dollar. no it's okay you can yeah you can give. if he has seven billion it's a dollar to. those seven billion it's not a billion. no he can give physically give out these. bill because he has more money than the. people on Earth it's okay it's okay yeah. it's a dollar though it's a dollar fast. okay. seven billion people I give out seven. billion dollars no no and he has a. hundred billion so he has way more than.

the people on Earth okay hold on every. single okay let's break it out like this. no I'm actually right I'm actually. tripping so so he has like 93 left right. yeah 93 divided into seven. so we can give everyone 13 he can give. everybody 13 after here's a tweet uh. Jeff Bezos you can give everyone in the. world 13 no no look Jeff Bezos has 121. billion dollars okay the population of. the earth is seven billion people he. could give every one per every person.

one billion dollars and end poverty and. he would still have 114 billion dollars. left over but he won't do it that. dollars. he has more are you confused no I I. swear that's simple math though even the. Tweet that's that's tweet yeah but look. one dollar fam. what are you talking about there's a. billion people you give a billion. dollars away it's one dollar to each.

billion yeah which equivalates to one. billion right yeah yeah yeah okay so oh. so he can give everyone 13 because after. 93 7 billion 93 no no okay so every. person can get thirteen dollars no they. can get a billion but it's okay A. Billion that's wrong listen this guy's. in University. leave it on the comment section give me. his degree thank you.

the person that tweeted that is stupid. the person that tweeted that is stupid. okay anyways that's crazy. I should be back in Ryerson give me give. me my degree. no no there's no way I'm tripping. because I still don't get it but it's. okay. just want to check this out. after you I'm keeping this in because. y'all owe me a degree at ryersonal.

all right check this out this is crazy. okay let me hear it so all right so. there's a theory that there's one. episode in SpongeBob remember when Mr Mr. Krabs he was asking the Flying Dutchman. he's like I want you to grant me the. power to talk to money remember that. uh-huh he's like I want a power can't. continue let me talk to money okay and. he goes I can't you already traded your. soul oh what the [ __ ] eight times for. other things yeah so what do you think. Mr Krabs traded his soul for.

although the money he has that might be. one yeah so check this out there's a. there's a whole Reddit post describing. each one of Mr Krabs's Supernatural. powers that he traded for his soul now. one of them is detection so Mr Krabs he. has a crazy smell and he can identify. when money is in the room remember he. goes I smell money. remember that oh that's one of his.

powers yeah another power so in the. episode squeaky boots Mr Krabs lifts up. the whole Krusty crowd and then gets. that dollar fam so he's able to have. Supernatural Powers every time money's. involved now check this out let me see. also at the end of spy buddies episode. it's revealed that Mr Krabs and Plankton. have disguised themselves as like a bet. now now even though this is like cartoon. logic what they're saying is Mr Krabs he.

can fit himself into like into like. small costumes even though he's he's mad. big but it is like cartoon logic but. we'll add it on to the powers you know. what I mean now another one. Mr Krabs has the power to morph into. Pizza. when was this one oh wait no no not. Morgan's Pizza. I'm tripping I read that wrong. I read that wrong Mr.

grass has the power Mr Graham says the. power to morph Krabby Patties into Pizza. you remember that I don't remember. for that. now check this out. so so in the episode Krusty Towers yeah. yeah when. they have some crusty Towers.

when Squidward sees Mr Krabs at the. bottom of the at the bottom of the floor. he ends up at the fat house and sees Mr. Krabs again. they say Mr Krabs has the power of. teleportation. [Music]. that's so stupid. yo all right all right so so in the. episode Squidward sick days.

Mr Krabs when Squidward is sick and he's. home he's homesick right Mr Krabs has. the power to look through the telephone. is actually sick in his house. I'm making his eyeball go out of the. phone and see oh wait it was like that. so Theory goals that Mr Krabs has sold. his soul numerous times not only to get. money but to have powers regarding money.

teleportation so anytime money is. involved Mr Krabs just has [ __ ]. Powers why does it have to be involved. with money though that's probably what. he wished for oh because because if one. of his wishes to the Flying Dutchman was. I want to be able to talk to money okay. right that was one of his wishes that. means a lot of his wishes were something. stupid like. every time I'm losing money I'm able to. like solve it oh okay okay that's. probably like one of his wishes you know. I mean [ __ ] bro this is interesting it's. funny this one it was on Reddit.

massive teleportation bro you probably. just went up the elevator no but but he. went up there fast fam Squidward went. off the elevator Mr Krabs didn't that is. true so you went up to the top floor and. Mr Krabs already there how the [ __ ] do. you get there. yo I see this I see this crazy prank too. where uh some guy put oh no it was uh. what do you call it so some guy. pretended that he was in a coma right. yeah so what he did uh what do you call. this before they were uh drinking he put.

like the craziest like sleep medicine in. his drink right and so he drank it boom. laid fat knocked out right yeah so what. they did they designed the room to feel. like it was a hospital oh that's far the. the the the guy dressed up as an old man. no he said he said he said bro wake up. do you remember me you have kids Bros. and the guys in the in the uh surgery. like this what what is going on like. what year is this stuff this is the. funniest part so some guy dressed the.

nurse dressed up as an avatar. so imagine nothing is said the nurse. comes the nurse comes in. and just walks back out the guy on the. bed's like what the [ __ ]. that's crazy imagine a whole Avatar fan. that reminds me of that one prank I. don't know if it was Vitali no it wasn't. Vitality it was like one of these uh. these Czech um Czech Republic like.

pranksters yeah this was so [ __ ] they. pretty much roofied his friend in a bar. made him wake up in in a motel shower. filled filled with ice and pretended. that he was a victim of organ. trafficking so bro was knocked out his. homie was knocked out and he wakes up in. an ice bath and he has like he has like. bandages all over him. foreign.

did that to you holy [ __ ] if I wake up. in an ice bag regardless I'm like what. is going on [ __ ] prank that's a crazy. prank see sometimes these pranks get too. you know like they'll just knocked out. his boy yeah I know that got a million. views though I don't know if they. roofied his friend or they just got him. really drunk one or the other yeah one. or the other but still. [ __ ] man that's like that's like the. classic like um leave the hand in the. water thing oh yeah yeah and he pees. yeah but that's like next level yo I was. and I was telling you too I thought the.

whole time The Hangover was gonna be a. sick movie I'd even like the hangover. you didn't like the hangover oh why fam. I told you it's like I thought they were. prepping the plot to go to a crazy Las. Vegas trip it did they they didn't show. it until the end like open up to the. point I know that's like the point of. the movie I thought it was gonna be like. oh we gotta do do this get in this oh. you want to see the partying party I. want to see the pie just go watch my. Vlog uh Link in the description below at. Carlos Rico Channel I'm gonna drop the.

Project X video go watch that right now. if you guys want to watch partying. yo check this out I have to say this. this is on my head right now yeah but um. did you know [ __ ] Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers aren't actually Chinese. you know the game Chinese checkers would. it's like it looks like a star and. things like this that's just not even. Chinese that was actually invented in. Germany oh [ __ ] but why did they call it.

Chinese checkers ask me why ask me why. Gavin why. so during the time. Mahjong was Boomin because I think after. the war people started playing Mahjong. in the States now when that craze was. going crazy they wanted to make another. game that was like Chinese yeah because. that was the I guess the you know I mean. the hype that was the hype oh we want to. play Asian Games you want to play Asian. games so they made a game called Chinese. checkers that [ __ ] is German it's not.

even Chinese it's all the marketing fam. damn it's all the marketing yeah no one. plays that though nobody plays that. anymore like it's the one with the star. and like there's yeah yeah yeah no one I. don't even know how to play that I don't. even know how to play it too but it's. always in you know the Dollarama yeah. yeah the the games that you get it it's. always in there yeah yeah it's always in. there but man's not related there's like. sides there's like chess Checkers and. then that one no one flips yeah FM so. people just they just automatically. assumed he was Chinese because it's.

called Chinese checkers or maybe it was. a it was a plot like uh like a marketing. strategy since these uh wait is Checkers. and chess originally from China too or. no no I think that's in Europe okay I. was gonna say it's got to be like Middle. Ages no okay yeah because I was gonna. say if if the popular games were in. China that time it would be smart to. label it made in China because everyone. would hop on it you know there's a crazy. event not even an event this is like I. witnessed this in my in my in my own. life yeah yeah I was at the CN tower of.

him okay what happened at the CN tower I. went down to the gift shop and you know. those big buses that bring a lot of. people is like the tourist groups yeah. it was a whole bunch of Chinese people. and they walked out of the gift shop. laughing they walked out of the gift. shop laughing their ass off like why are. they laughing I look closer they're. looking at the the gift [ __ ] they got. and this is made in China. all of them are Chinese all of them so. they went to Canada to buy to go and buy. Chinese souvenirs which they could have.

just got at home. these guys bought they wanted to go. foreign they wanted the foreign version. but now goes to that thing of like even. when I go to let's say Bahamas where I. went to like Hawaii yeah all of those. souvenirs they're not even at least most. of them yeah they're not even made in a. higher maiden like you know I mean. Bahamas they're actually made in China. yeah like some some people that go to uh. that are from Canada and travel. somewhere else to get a poutine well. what's the point you have the best.

poutine in Canada I mean I've seen a man. order poutine in some next place is like. in the Philippines fam they probably. have rice uh fries and then the G you. know I had I had um. yeah it's trash but you can't mix that. there's two different cultures bro. there's two different cultures at least. the one I got was trash at least the one. I got Yo there's definitely some good. ones out there but the one I got was oh. you know what I've noticed you you're. cooked spam egg and rice in this house.

yeah I don't yeah why why is that you. just don't know I just high blood. pressure. spam knock because you always said like. yo my favorite meal it's my it's like my. favorite childhood meal. it's still my one of my favorite meals. but like I'm not gonna just yeah out. here eating spam that's just high in. sodium no real [ __ ] real soon like you I. go back home and then like I have. breakfast waiting for me whenever I wake. up there yeah and I'm like I get so. grateful bro I was like it's like. winning a million dollars it's like that. because some days this guy doesn't eat. because it's too late yo yesterday.

yesterday right yeah so I came uh I only. ate one meal that day it was Popeyes uh. three three Popeyes chicken tenders and. a fries I gave the rest to Josh right. because I had two more tenders yeah yeah. so it got so late it was like 10 o'clock. I didn't have any food I couldn't go to. the grocery store because that closed. and I was like I don't even want to. ubereats guess what I'm eating tonight. sleep I'm eating sleep tonight boy holy. smokes man bro I I get to get to the.

point where like I'm like [ __ ] I'm. either gonna I'm either gonna go get up. cook spend like an hour on cooking and. then an hour eating or I can just like. solve it right now that's the biggest. scam look cooking is the biggest scam so. you make the the whole meal for an hour. you have you eat it in 10 minutes and. then you have to clean off clean up. after that's another like 10 minutes bro. Vegas. look at this guy just for that call. someone up and and let me read the tweet. and say if that makes sense to them and.

My Trivia because I want to end it off. that no I'm actually right though I. still okay well I'll do the I'll do the. math in front of you no no call someone. call someone no no I'm gonna do a master. in front of you so how much billions. does he have 121 billion okay 121. billion the population of Earth is seven. billion so he can give seven billion. yeah yeah so he can give out yeah he can. give seven billion yeah yeah and there's. seven billion people right yeah now he. has 100 121 yeah okay billion and. billion right yeah billion a billion. exactly exactly so so 121 divided into. seven why are you dividing because.

there's seven billion dummy. so he can give everyone 17 and 28 cents. and this guy's an accounting fam that's. crazy and he's still like trying to. fight me on this. FM I I think I'm simplifying it way too. much wait you still don't get it why are. you dividing it though is this. subtraction oh my God no way there's no. way no no I have to call someone no no.

let me call someone let me call someone. there's no. terrible at math but I know I understand. this I'm calling my friend who owns a. Tesla. he'll answer for sure okay go hold on. hold on. yo Antoine Antoine I have a question. right. does this make sense to you so Jeff. Bezos has 121 billion dollars right the. populate the population of Earth is. seven billion people he can give every. person one billion dollars and he can.

still have 114 billion dollars left over. no he can give everyone one dollar no he. can give a billion. huh. because he's still left over. bro you don't get it Val I don't get it. bro Antoine this guy's an accounting bro. Gavin This Guy's in accounting school. yes. so how does he not understand this it's. like simple that's why it is simple I. know.

oh is it like a no it's not a joke. you subtract.