CRAZY PERSONALITY THEORIES, FILIPINO MARVEL THEORY, & SOCIAL MEDIA THEORIES - JUMPERS JUMP EP.63

Mhm. Cuz you can you can like pass out if you. don't eat. I know. Like out of nowhere. Just don't. pass out right now, for real. Imagine we're like mid convo and just. Gavin just like drops dead. What the. [ __ ] No, that would go viral. Cuz my. you know what my aunt, she told me you. remember how I had that scare? I had. that scare, I thought I was having a. heart attack. Oh, when you actually. passed out though? I didn't pass out, but like I got sent to the I I called.

the ambulance and [ __ ]. Yeah. So my aunt, she was telling me she. had a similar situation. Okay. But she was on the GO train, right? And she was like, "I'm having a. heart attack. I'm having a heart attack, right?". Yeah. But what happened was she just. didn't eat all day. They had to like. stop the GO train. You know the red or. the the yellow bar? The emergency [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah, she had to press that. Oh my. god. That's [ __ ] I've never been in an. instance where I've seen someone press. that though. That's [ __ ] You ever see. any like um anybody collapse though? Collapse? That [ __ ] is scary, bro. Cuz I was on. the GO train recently, I think last.

month, somebody collapsed. Like they. just dropped on the floor and it was a. big like. What? What the [ __ ] So so I ran over, right? And then like I helped him up and. then the woman beside me was like, "Are. you okay? Are you okay?". Yeah. He just fell asleep, bro. What the. [ __ ]. asleep, but he hit his head like super. hard. Yeah. And that's that's what's. dangerous. I mean yeah, you see all the the. homeless guys at the back sleeping. I. thought cuz fam, they're all laid out. one by one. Like I'm like, "What the. [ __ ] is going on? It's like no one's. going to help them?" Oh, you mean like. out in the in the cold and [ __ ].

Just out on the train. Oh, on the train? I'm like super worried about them. Like, "Fuck, bro." I know, but there's there's. not much you can do there, right? Well, if you do see someone collapse, like go. ahead and help. You know what I mean? Go. ahead and help. What one thing that um actually. surprises me, whenever I'm on the train, right? Yeah. Or or the or the subway, Mhm. I'll. I'll sleep, but at my at my direct stop, when I need to get off, I'll wake up. without no alarm. Oh, it's like a body. clock type of thing?

I searched it up. I was like, "Where. does this come from?" And it's literally. just REM. Like you get um adjusted to. like your schedule. That's why that's. why Do you ever wonder why you wake up. when you're go on a car ride just before. your house? Yo, I know why. I know why. It's it's. because you get so used to the. geographical like turns and [ __ ] It's. the turns. It's the turns. You know. what? There's always that one turn when. you're on the way home. Your mom or dad takes the turn and then. you're like, "Oh, we're almost here. We're almost there." No, but I also.

there's another theory that so you're. going on the highway for half the drive, right? So your body wakes up when the. change of pace slows down, so you're. like, "Wait a minute. Where am I?" So. you wake up, right? There's also I don't. know if you heard about this, but. there's actual like frequencies. geographically. Like through So you ever. had a feeling where I need to be close. to water or I need to be close to like a. certain area? You ever had that feeling? Like I want to go somewhere. Like I I. really have a urge to be somewhere, right? the beach and [ __ ] Yeah, yeah. That.

type of [ __ ] So apparently, this goes. in like with astrology, depending on. your sign and like all of those. different things with astrology, Uh-huh. you can actually have a frequency that. is more inclined to to certain areas in. the world. So. Okay. You know how there's like longitude and. latitude? Yeah, yeah. There's certain points in. the earth and you can search it up like. your star sign or some [ __ ] it will. line up exactly where you're supposed to. be. Really? Yeah, so wherever you were born, wherever um your your stars were when.

you were born and [ __ ]. it will it will attract you to certain. areas in the world. So that's why let's. say you moved areas, let's say you go to. LA and you just feel like this is home. What? It's because you're on that frequency of. where you're supposed to be. What the. [ __ ]. Yeah. And that's all astrology? It's all astrology. It's all astrology. You know what I noticed too recently? Mhm. Like re- really recently, I've seen. 444 everywhere. Oh, I've seen that I've. seen that today. I've seen that today, yeah. Yeah, cuz the last time we came to. record, I came at this at the time 444.

What does it mean? It mean I think so I. think that 444 means seek and find. So. your angels your angels are leading you. somewhere, you just got to find it. So. it's a new opportunity. Oh, okay. That's. interesting. that's interesting. Why are we both. getting it though? Well, I always get. the 333 and it's weird that you get the. 444. get the 333. get the 333? 444 and 111. What does 333 mean? It has. something has a lot to do. Three itself. has a lot to do with like religion. Oh.

[ __ ]. Cuz uh the Holy Trinity, right? 33 I. think there's 33 like. um what do you call it? It's like. pillars in in the in Rome, the Vatican. in the Vatican. And the Freemason number. Holy [ __ ] is 33. 33 is like the highest. level in Freemasonry you can achieve. Oh. my god. Yo, do you ever hear the the. theory about like the America land of. the free? You ever heard of that? American land of the free? No, I was. not. So there's a theory that America. land of the free doesn't actually mean.

free people. It means the Freemasons. I just got it. I literally just got it. I was like, "Yeah, free? What the fuck?". That's [ __ ] right? No, that's [ __ ]. Also, there's this building. Mhm. I. forgot exactly where it is. I think I. think it's in New York. Mhm. But it's pretty much a very it's. where the Freemasons actually started. Okay. And it's kind of like their. temple, I guess. Yeah. It's faced. directly across from a Catholic church. Yeah. And in front of there, there's a.

statue. Mhm. There's a statue of a guy. pointing. Is it a guy pointing or is it. a bull? Something like that, right? But it's it's directly pointed at the. church like, "Fuck you." It's pretty. much like a middle finger towards like. Holy smoke. that other church. was put in pur- purposely? Yeah. Oh my god. But there's so many [ __ ] statues like. like Lucifer in um. Oh yeah, in the. um Colorado? Then no, Den- Denver. Airport. Denver Airport. our big one of our big theories too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, okay. So back to I. just want to go back to the cuz you're. talking about astrology and being there.

at the right time. So there's something. about personality. So what about it? So if your. um so there's a theory that if your ring. finger is longer than your index finger, it it proves that you're actually. charming and you're really good at. flirting. Wait, what? Right? Yeah. And in your life you will. make a lot of money, but you are more. likely to cheat on your boyfriend. Wait, wait. So so this thing if this. finger. So your ring finger is longer than your. index finger. That means you're a good. person. Okay, okay. So if it's the op-.

the opposite? Yeah, so if it's the opposite now, so. the index finger is is shorter than the. ring finger, Yeah. that means you're going to be a good. leader and a like a good leader in life. and like a really good captain. Mhm. So. one of the main one of the main people. that have this is Tom Brady. Oh, Tom. Brady. have it though? Cuz you're like you're. naturally a leader. Wait, is it. No, no. Is it is it like this one? So. what has to be longer? So Oh, you do Wait. No, we have the same. thing. We have the same thing. So you're not a natural born Yeah, I'm a. I'm a natural born leader in other ways,

you know what I mean? And if and but if they're the same. height, then that means you're in life. you're going to find a person to marry. really easy. Mhm. It's like weird. personality traits that you can find. I. remember someone told you this [ __ ]. What happened? It's like it's like the. space from your middle finger to your. thumb. it your dick? Is it your dick? Is it. your. Bro. Is that true? It might be true. It might. be true. What? From from your middle finger to. your thumb? From your middle finger to your thumb? It might BE TRUE, SETH. [ __ ] NOW I GOT A BIG ASS.

THAT'S LIKE AS [ __ ] FAM. AND THEN LOOK AT MY LIKE KAWHI, BRO. Oh. my god. Kawhi. No homo, Kawhi. BRO, SCOTTY BARNES? SCOTTY BARNES LITERALLY SCOTTY BARNES'. wingspan is almost my my arm's length. Yo, and then you see that guy on TikTok? His his fingers are like They're like. all the way No, no. It wasn't even his. finger. I think it was just his thumb. His thumb is like the size of of of of a. middle finger, taller than a middle.

finger, bro. Did I? Just his thumb. His other fingers are. regular size, but his thumb is super. large. Hold on, I'll show you. I'll show. you. I'll show you. It's crazy. No, that's funny. And then all the. comments are obviously going crazy, too. Like the things are like, "Oh." Big ass. big thumb guy on TikTok. TikTok. Look at this. Look at this. Let me see. Let me Oh, it looks like. That's real. It looks like a foot from. like the the side angle. No, is that real though? This is real, bro. This is He has videos and [ __ ] He. He went viral on TikTok. That's how long.

his thumb is. Yeah. What the hell? But his other fingers are regular size. Yeah. This guy. This guy has a [ __ ] Yo, that's a. baseball bat. It's like a mini baseball. bat. No, [ __ ] We should have had a. theory where um cuz the main one is your. foot size is relative to your dick size. No, it's not. It's not. I I swear that's like the a theory. Cuz. fam, whenever a girl asks you like, "Yo, what's what's your. That that's what they think. That's what. they think. It's not true. It's not. true. That that's so wrong. Yeah. That's so wrong. But I think you. can you can tell just by like looking at.

someone. I don't know. Is it in my head. like you can you can tell how tall. somebody is or how big they are and kind. of have like an imagination, I guess. Of. their dick? Okay, I was just [ __ ] No homo. No homo. Hey yo. No, do you get what I mean? You get me? Like if you look at someone, they look. bigger, so obviously they're bigger. Yeah. I mean [ __ ] have you ever ran. into like a guy that you uh what do you. call this? Like. never judge a book by its cover type. person and then like it's surprisingly. What are you talking about? No, no. NOT. LIKE. OBVIOUSLY NOT DICK SIZE, FAM. BUT LIKE. LIKE personality wise. Personality wise?

Like you thought this person was going. to be way different from Mhm. You know what? Yeah. No, no. I haven't. Really? Never just because like I never judged. anybody. I I just I just got to know. them first and then had my own opinion. I never like No, but I never like Okay, I I least never put like a big. impression on somebody. Okay, yeah. me? But but like there's a whole science. behind it like 5 seconds when you stare. at a person, you already make. assumptions in your head. I don't know. I don't know if I do that.

if I didn't know you, to me you're a. Hawaii you're like surfer you're surfer. dude like co-op what what is it called. that? Aloha. Aloha. Cowabunga. Cowabunga. type. person. I kind of am. I kind of am. Exactly. But I don't I don't really I. don't know. Do you actually like look at. somebody and then have an impression. right away? I don't know if I do that. There was one time where I got beat up. by like this really scrawny kid cuz I. took him so. I I didn't take him seriously at all in. sparring. Mhm. Right? So there was this. guy so small, right? Like he was like 4.

ft 11. Yeah. like bro I'm not even going to take this. guy serious. He comes he's super fast. Pop pop pop pop pop hitting me with all. these kicks AND MY MASTER. NO, THAT'S THE WORST. THAT'S THE WORST. IF you underestimate someone that's. different. I had this I had a similar. one. [ __ ] I got beat up one day, bro. Yeah. I got beat up one day, too. But it. was it was actually like. it was in a competition. Yeah, all like in front of everybody. It. was in a competition. That sucks, brother. Yo, you know what. it is though? When you go into your. first fight, I know you can't you can't. I guess relate to much cuz you won all.

your all your fights. But when I went to. my first fight Uh-huh. there's this like. preconception of what a fight's going to. be and and it's nothing like what it. actually is. Oh, for sure. You think you're. going to do backflips like Karate Kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. what actually happens is like YOU'RE. GETTING [ __ ]. YEAH. AND YO I I I TAKE it back to like. cuz I watched John Wick, right? Okay. I I went back and I watched all of them. like in a marathon. Already standards are way too high. Yo, so listen listen. Uh-huh. So I watched the movies, right?

I'm like damn if he's doing all this. there's no way it can be that hard. But. then I'm thinking to myself Mhm. no way. There's no way one man with guns can. take out like 200 people in a room. There's no way. Right? And then it had. me thinking damn what if I go to airsoft. and I can be like that I can be like. [ __ ] John Wick. Yeah. I I blame it I blame it on the super. talented people on making people think. like they can do whatever That make it. look way too easy. Make it look too easy. god. There's so many circumstances of. it. Keep going while I try to keep going.

Yeah, like Ryan Garcia Ryan Garcia. hitting the cobra bag. Oh my god. Bro, cuz I just got one and I'm training. with it. Dog, it's hard but Ryan Garcia. makes it so he makes it look so easy. Mhm. Oh, one that I thought about. You. know the course American Ninja Warrior? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My toxic trait is watching that and. believing I can do that so easy. Yeah. But I went to one of those you know the. ones where you have a. a steel bar? The steel. Oh, that's it. That's hard. Fam, I thought I was going to be so nice.

at it. Yeah. I I swear I couldn't get one. Yeah, you. know that's hard. Like the amount of upper body that you. actually need is crazy. But when you're. watching it on TV it's like that's. light. Yeah, yeah. That they they make. they make it look like oh this is this. is [ __ ] This is light. It's not. That [ __ ] is hard, bro. That. [ __ ] you can fall on your ass, too. I. was watching um there's a documentary. I. think it's called Free Solo. This guy. climbed the whole mountain side Oh. with. no equipment. Oh oh never mind. He He. climbed it with no equipment. Just.

[ __ ] boulder. What? Just straight boulder and it was like. bro it was so tall, fam. It was it was I. want to say like 12 20 20 stories. Yeah, I could never. Crazy. I could never. No equipment. So if this guy falls he. dies. Yeah. What do you think Okay, what. do you think takes a man to do something. like that? To go ahead and just like [ __ ] it let's. try it. Let's try it? It's a certain. person. or no? He just did it for. No, he did it for fun. That's just his. thing. That's his hobby. That's his. passion, I guess. Open ex Maybe he's.

just an adventurous type of person. Maybe. Or or like the adrenaline seeker, you know? Adrenaline junkies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's real. That's a. real thing. Okay, hold on. I got a question for you. Yeah. Are you a slow or fast eater? Mhm. I think I think I'm a fast eater. You're a fast eater? Yeah, I'm a fast eater. there's there's actually a study. Yeah. where your personality traits can. be related to your eating like um uh. habits? eating habits. Really? Yeah, so there was like um I. think there was a an actual ex-expert on.

food behavior who studied it. So the. slow eaters, the ones where like oh. you're done eating but there's always. that one guy with like food left. Mhm. So that guy is he's in he likes to. be in control and likes to seize the. moment like appreciate life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously like cuz you're like chilling. sense. That makes sense. But the fast ones the fast ones is like. you eat at the pace you like to live. life. Oh. So I'm a fast eater. Yeah, I eat fast, too. I'm super fast eater. Look how I talk. Look how I live life. It's all fast. fast. I want [ __ ] immediately done.

Mhm. Right? And you're you're more. you're more confident ambitious and your. goal your goal seeking. Yeah, that makes. a lot of sense because you don't want to. waste time eating. Yeah. Right? You. don't want to waste time. I know. In my. opinion in my opinion it depends on what. food it is. If it's like a dessert and. [ __ ] I'm eating that [ __ ] slow. But if. it's something like food and I just got. to get in my system [ __ ] it I don't want. to be sitting there so long. There's. other [ __ ] to do. Real [ __ ] And I I think I was the most. uncomfortable I've been in my life, fam. Yeah. I I didn't know I ate that fast.

But when I was in like those um fam jams. Yeah. I went for a burger, right? Cooked. me a burger. 5 minutes I went for. another one. Oh. And my my dude I don't. know what he's like in front of. everybody he's like already, fam? And I'm like yo the burger was good. What what do you want to tell me? And. that's when I knew I was like yo I'm I I. dust meals. That shit's going to be. weird if like you're on a date and you. eat that [ __ ] super fast. didn't told that I've ate fast on a. date. Really? Yeah. CUZ ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING. match the match the speed Yeah, bro. You. got to match the speed, bro.

Bro, what? I. I fast Cuz that dude he did it super. fast and then she's like yo. No, I fam not going to lie I was on that. date hungry as [ __ ] fam. I didn't care. I was eating I was eating. and then when I I looked up. Yeah. she still had like half the food. and I was like ready to talk. And she's she's still there like oh. you're done? And I was like [ __ ]. You know? And I just got to sit there. like this. Okay, shorties leave down in. the comments do you like a fast eater or. slow eater? Cuz. Yeah. What if there's a subconscious. with that? Oh he eats fast he eat IT.

FAST. OKAY. WHAT WHAT IF WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW I. DON'T KNOW. That's fire. No, I feel like bro I. wouldn't want a slow eater as a. girlfriend, fam. Like why are you taking. so long to eat, dog? Okay, yeah cuz that. [ __ ] gets cold. rather I would rather have a fast eater. than a slow eater. Fast eater than a I don't think it. matters dude. It doesn't really matter. but. Not really. It's it's not that serious. but. Okay, it's not that serious but like. a slow eater? Yeah. Okay, I think I. think what's worse than a slow eater.

Mhm. is just someone that walks slow. I. I think that's my pet peeve. I think. that's my pet peeve. Yeah. It's like when somebody's slow in. movement. You feel me? Yeah. And bro I whenever People are just fast. and we're like too jittery, bro. Yeah, I. think that we are too energetic, bro. Cuz I'm like people have told me, too, that I walk too fast. You You do walk. fast. You walk fast. And I think that's. just from excitement and nervousness. Oh. just out in a public area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, um I was reading in Reddit I.

was reading in Reddit, right? And they. the perfect comparison to anxiety. Yeah. They're like anxiety is like being. in a video game and the battle music. goes on but there's no action. Facts. Oh. my god. That's like the perfect example. of anxiety. where the [ __ ] is it coming from? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Like. the battle music is on all the time but. like there's nothing going on. that's perfect. And I always get that. I. always get whenever. Really? Yeah, when I was on the I told. you the story before. Mhm. After an exam. I was on the gold train and I think it's.

it's iced coffee. Oh, yeah. Yeah, iced coffee triggers me. That's. like my anxiety trigger. Anytime I drink. that tastes like straight stress. Really? Stress, bro. Yeah. So I drank it I was. on the gold train and for whatever. reason there was these kids like just. walking in front of me taking too long. Yeah. I'm like yo I'm freaking out like. what the [ __ ] like Oh yeah, yeah. I. don't know why. I don't know why. know you just have to. know where. Yeah. But I think that's. what happens with anxiety. Like you can. never like control it. It's just out of. nowhere. So what are your ways to to.

combat it? Yeah, cuz I know one of my friends who. whenever he has a outburst. he he takes um 3 seconds. Yeah. to just pause and breathe. And there was one Do you know Metta. World. outbreak Mhm. that they had at the Palace? With the. with the elbow? No, no, no. So the fans. one of the fans in the Palace threw a. bottle at him. Oh [ __ ]. dealing with really bad anxiety and like. whenever he got mad he got mad really. quick. Yeah, and so before he he got like he he.

wanted to fight anyone he lied down on. the scoreboard area Mhm. and was just. and just took five. And and that pissed. off the fans even more which caused the. outbreak. Oh [ __ ]. Cuz cuz he had an interview where he. explained it. He's like fam I just had. to take five. People got pissed that I. was chilling. because he wasn't doing his thing. Yeah. Mhm. That's interesting cuz when. somebody's known for like being a. certain character they want to see more. of it. People are so attracted to like. violence or like at least problems, bro. Why don't why are we so why are we so.

like. Cuz it's fun. attracted to to problems? Cuz it's fun. Why do you want to see people in. problems, dog? In problems? I don't. know. That's what it is. It's literally. people in problems. That's what's. entertaining low key. Yeah. I mean I. feel like. we just want drama in our life. Mhm. But it it it's only until it's only. until your life has drama then you're. like [ __ ] that [ __ ]. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's those. people that watch like the drama. like the shows. Yeah. and then they realize okay my life. is kind of boring that I have to watch.

other drama to view like it. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong. I'm I'm going to. be real like it's entertaining. For sure. But it's only until you feel. it yourself that [ __ ] isn't fun. That. [ __ ] is not fun. And and more unex what. do you call this? Expectations that are. not to reality. Yeah. Like the reality. shows. They're not they're scripted. Yeah, they're all scripted. They're all. scripted. But the fact that we're here. thinking that it's normal life. Like. some people think it's a normal life. They're like [ __ ] why isn't my life. like that? Okay, going to going to. scripted reality shows. Do you think.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians, some of. their relationships are set up so that. they can have more content in the show? For sure. For sure. Probably, right? Oh, wait. Hold on. Cuz if you think about it at a certain. time at a certain time, I'm talking like. let's say early 2000s, right? Their. their whole income was based off the. show. Yeah, yeah. Or at least their. their generational wealth, their their. success was based off the show. So. everything went into the show and if.

it's about their lives, investing into. the show is investing into themselves. So putting them putting themselves in. positions of like celebrity and love. interest and [ __ ] What if it's all. scripted? I know. And then they just pay. that guy the bag. Yeah. yo, just pretend to be my boyfriend. I'll pay you the bag later. Yeah, cuz. remember in Hunger Games? Hunger Games? Remember in Hunger Games with with uh. Katniss and then had to pretend that she. was in love with Peeta? Oh. Right? Yeah. That's a real example. That's a. real example. Is it.

Wait, hold on. Cuz remember in the all. Nah. Yeah, what do you mean? Cuz in in. most most movie scenes, they don't they. don't end up together at the end, right? Or is is that true? Is there a a movie. like love couple that actually has a. relationship in the movie that actually. has a real good relationship in real. life? I think Andrew Garfield and Emma. Stone were actually in love. Like they. had like relationships outside, yeah. There's this one video that's funny as. [ __ ] It was uh Emma Stone, Andrew. Garfield, and and Jamie Fox. They were doing an interview.

and they were just all high as [ __ ]. They were high as [ __ ] bro. Here, play. clip real quick. Play clip. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. This. [ __ ] is so funny, bro. All of them. Literally all of them. Do you Okay, if you. Oh, what is. Okay. Okay. If if you could have. If you have everything that you ever. wanted in the palm of your hand.

Seriously, if you took All right. If you. had a girl and. If you just do it like though. Like one. by one. It's not at all. Okay, if you knew if. you knew. found out, would you Would you? Probably would. Would you would? Oh my god. Now, these guys are bonkers.

I remember that the craziest moment was. cuz I was driving my friend home from a. party, right? Yeah. This is the funniest [ __ ] ever, right? So he gets in my passenger seat. I can already tell he's like on I was. like, yo, are you drunk? He's like, nah, fam. I just smoked. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So so we're driving and. he's he's he's in the passenger seat. like this. Is there music playing? There's no music. playing. There's no music playing. It's. dead silent. He's going like this. And I'm like I'm like, fam, I'm a fam. Are you okay? There's no MUSIC PLAYING, BRO.

HE'S LIKE, SORRY, SORRY. I'm just. reimagining the party. I'm like, what. the [ __ ] is wrong with this dude? Yo, sometimes cuz I have I have like a. baby cousin, like niece of the family, newborn. Sometimes when I watch her. walking around, I just look at them. like, yo, babies are really just like. small drunk people. Babies, like. toddlers when they're walking around, they're really just like small drunk. people, bro. Yeah, the way they walk is so funny. The. way they walk, the way they interact. with things, they're like happy and. [ __ ] It's literally just like a drunk.

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the code jumpers, j u m p e r s. Unlock. your confidence today and always use the. right tools with Manscaped. The link. will be down in the description. Make. sure to click it. Speaking of titos being drunk. Yeah, oh my god. I have so many stories. So so during uh I think it was New. Year's. I believe it was New Year's. It's always Christmas or New Year's. Titos and dads start wilding. They get. lit. They get lit. Wilding out. So so he. was telling me first off, he's saying, yo, you know, you learn a lot of stuff. when when when you start drinking with.

everybody, right? That's his first thing and he's like, yo, if you if you drink if you drink in. the Philippines back home, oh, we learn. so much stuff. We learn so much stuff. He was telling me, so there's this thing. I heard. You should talk about this on. the podcast. I'm like, okay, tell me. So. there's a theory. There's a theory that. Marvel Marvel Comics Marvel Studios. wasn't actually founded by who we think. It was actually founded by this Filipino. guy that nobody knows about. What? What the [ __ ] So take this in. Take.

this in. So as we know, Marvel was. actually founded by Martin Goodman, right? Okay, yeah. So it was originally called. Timely Comics in 1939. and then only in the in 1961, I believe, they changed it to Marvel Comics, right? Now, there's this there's this. illustrator and author, I guess. Author, yeah. Author, you can say. And author. that created comics in the Philippines. His name was Mars. Ravelos. Mar.

velos. OH, WHAT THE [ __ ]. So look look, if if you if you write it. out Yeah. What the [ __ ]. If you write it out, bro. Mars. right? Uh-huh. Ravel Uh-huh. los. Mars Ravelos, right? Mar Marvel. vel. Cross out these two s's. Marvel. Oh, wow. So take this in. So he he was he was. really popular in the Philippines for He.

made one of the first superheroes in the. Philippines, I think. I think the first. one ever. Yeah. And I believe in 1948, that's when he had his own He had his. own like publishing of comics. And the theory goes that he actually. sold his intellectual property to Marvel. just so that he can build up his comic. studio bigger. Really? sold all of his IP, Marvel Studios, gave. it to Martin Goodman, and then they they. they took Marvel Comics and made it. something else.

Wow. But he was a start of it. He might. have been. That's that's like the whole. theory. But you have to keep in mind, bro, this [ __ ] was all told to me by a. by a drunk tito. Did he make that or did he actually hear. it? he he he said he said he got it from his. friends in the Philippines during. drinking. So who knows if this is real? I I looked into it a bit. I looked at. Mars Ravelos is a real person. He did. make comics around that time. Like. that's real. Okay. So there is a possibility. There.

is a possibility that Marvel Comics was. actually made by Filipino guy. Big ups, bro. No, real [ __ ] Right? Real [ __ ] fam. No, I was going to say. just like there's definitely. other artists that have been copied. before. Oh, yeah. For sure. And now now all you see um You can put. that in right now in clothing brands. Fam, look. In every clothing brand, there's a a crosshair. Oh, is there? There's like a cross every. starting up brand, there's a random.

crosshair anywhere. actually? Yeah, like you look at all the newcomers. and they're like that's all they know. how to do. Like they put a pretty girl. on the side of the shirt and put like a. crosshair, fam. Interesting. Why? Why? Why is that? Or like the the Arabic. theme, they'll put like a Arabic like. something sky and put it in a Arabic. font. I think it's cuz Supreme. Yeah. Supreme did everything first. Supreme. did everything first, low key. on. Hold on. If we're talking. streetwear, Supreme did everything. first. I would say. Hands down. Hands down. If you really if. you really take it in, like if it goes.

to holographic, if it goes to all. materials, 3M, everything, Supreme did. it a long time ago. 90s to 2000s, everything's been done. Anime. They did everything. Nah, to me, Nigo did everything first. No. Nigo. did um the big the grills, the the No, but that was that was done by like. people in the 90s before though. Like. even even in the 80s they had grills and. [ __ ]. Like Run-DMC. Yeah, that's true. Maybe. he just popularized it. He did I don't.

think he popularized it. It was just a. thing. It was just a thing. But if we're. talking like streetwear fashion, Nigo Nigo definitely did like pastel. colors. That's all him. Yeah, for sure. Nigo did pastel colors. You never seen. that [ __ ] before, right? And then that's. why Kanye loved what's it called? Ice. Cream. Yeah. And no, he had pastel, pastel. Word. Right? Kanye's brand? Mhm. And then he he uh with Pharrell, BBC, all that [ __ ] But I think Supreme. started the wave of every single Like if. you think about it, all of these. streetwear brands.

Mhm. they're trying to mimic Supreme in. a way. Yeah. As as cringe as that sounds cuz Supreme. isn't what it what it is anymore. Mhm. If you really look at the designs, they're all done. Yeah. Just flipped. It just flipped somehow. Yeah. But yeah. But that's how it always. goes. That's how it always goes. But if you think about it. Mhm. no matter what in history, you're. going to see somebody take credit for. something else that they didn't make. Or. at least try to take that IP and then. build it bigger. Mhm. You know what I. mean? Like look at [ __ ]. uh Mark Zuckerberg.

Right? Yeah. Or look at [ __ ]. um. What's that other guy? Who? Uh. [ __ ] I forgot his name. at reading minds. You can't give me no context clues. You're like who's that guy? Okay, I forgot. I forgot. But anyways. But no no, it's at the end of the day. you can't get mad at it. It's whoever. did it better, not who did it first. I I. I believe. You think so? Yeah. Cuz cuz I low-key. cuz there was a guy who did like the. pretty girl like the pretty kisses.

design. Yeah. and I was mad at first cuz he. stole he kind of like stole my [ __ ] But. at the same time I could give props to. him cuz I. was like yo, can I buy that off you? That's how you know you got me, fam. Okay, okay. actually buy that [ __ ] off Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, do you think there's a point. to where it's too much? I think. personally if if somebody copied. someone, then it just it just looks like. it's going to bite themselves in the ass. someday. Do you get what I mean? Do you get what. I mean? Maybe. Like how how would that. bite a how would that bite back? Okay, look listen listen.

if someone just Okay, this might not be. true. This might not be true. But I. think every one piece of art. Yeah. always has to grow with the same. artist or else it's not going to see its. true fruition. So let's say let's say a. artist starts with a um like a simple. smile smiley face, right? And then it. evolves into a happiness, whatever. Mhm. The art the art evolution has to take. like a certain mindset or a certain way. of life that that designer had to go. through so that it can evolve into what.

it's supposed to be. was going to say like um David Choe. Yeah. If if someone paints the same. thing as David Choe, I feel like it. wouldn't be the same cuz David Choe. paints with emotions. Exactly. That's what I'm trying to say. work is like like he could be going. through experiences and traumas while. he's going through. But this other person is copying no no. emotion. Like it's just bland. Mhm. It's. like unseasoned chicken. Like would you. would you want to hear somebody else rap. Kanye's bar? No. Exactly. You wouldn't. cuz it's not the same. It's not the. same. That's true. That's exactly what.

I'm going for. That's a good that's a good thing. Right? I think Emsin told me that one. Shout out Emsin one time. I've been going back to the the drunk. titos cuz one of one of my titos told me. that in a social setting it's so funny. this this saying is that alcohol is a. social lubricant. No, that's true. That's true. Yeah, that's facts. That's. true cuz like whenever I feel like. whenever you're talking with a group of. friends, it's way more lit when you guys. are just drunk and having a great time, right? And I feel like you can get like. open up easy. Mhm. I think for the.

people that are closed off or at least. like introverted, they need that. Okay, true. Right? Okay, but do you Is this true to you. then? When a person says something to. you when they're drunk, it's their sober. thoughts. Mhm. Cuz like what if a girl tells you you're. drunk uh I love you while they're drunk? Would you take that as No. She doesn't. mean that. No. I don't I don't think it's true. Mhm. I think I think when when. somebody's intoxicated at least, they're. not thinking straight. They're thinking. out of um What's that What's that word. where you just jump in? Uh.

Impulsive. Oh, impulsive. They're they're impulsive. with it. Right? And they're very. emotional. Cuz I don't want to I don't. want to generalize, but a lot of people. Okay, at least a lot of girls, they tend. to be very emotional with their with. their thoughts. And then guys, they seem. to be more like physical, I guess. Uh. Does that make sense? Cuz cuz you The the guys they'll they'll. be rowdy and [ __ ] but the girls will be. like crying or be like super happy like. yelling, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. Right? I don't want to.

generalize it though, but I'm just. saying like Yeah. Yeah. But that's what. you see. That's what you see. But you. ever see um There's this guy, right? There's this guy. His name is John I. think John Michael or some [ __ ] He's. he's a MMA fighter. Actually a Muay Thai. fighter. GSP brought him on to Ultimate. Fighter and he was sparring with all of. these fighters in training. and GSP's like this guy he's a. character. He drinks all day. He gets 4 hours of.

rest. and he brought them in to spar, but. don't [ __ ] with him. He beat every. single one of them up while he was drunk. with 4 hours of rest and he just [ __ ]. around. There's a stereotype in. basketball. So whenever you see a guy. who's eating chips before the game or. he's drinking soda before the game, he. always is mad athletic. Mhm. Like like I. always see that too. Like whenever I see. someone in the layup lines Yeah. and. he's like being mad lazy, during the. game he's the [ __ ] superstar. Really? And he's like taking it like oh he.

already has like I don't know if that's. true for everybody though. That's. definitely not true for everybody. I. feel like you have to be gifted. Yeah, you got to be gifted in a way. Straight. gifted genetically. Okay, do you do you think there's. certain things that that that's like a. secret weapon to only one person? Like. let's say let's say you have a a. tradition of eating gum before your game. or or you have to have like a certain. drink before your game. But it's only. for that person, right? Lynch with the Skittles. Yeah, Marshawn. Lynch. That's a good point. That's a. good point. it out and I couldn't do it cuz I would. have a sugar crash. Mhm. So I would be. after I eat the Skittles, 25 minutes in,

I would be like yes, let's go. Yeah, yeah. right after I'd be like yes, the third. I'm [ __ ] panting, bro. I'm like [ __ ]. Okay, what's what's your what's your. go-to like snack for um if if you're. preparing for something really big? Which is this is weird to me. I couldn't. do candy, but I can do chocolate. Chocolate. Really? Yeah, I do a Kit Kat a full Kit Kat bar. before I go in. I'm the opposite. Really? What do you do? I couldn't I couldn't do chocolate just. because I'm [ __ ] lactose. Really? Yeah, and my stomach will growl and then. like that's not it for me.

gosh. But what I do, I just try to like. drink something sweet. I actually take. um vitamins. Really? Like you know the. gummy vitamins? Oh um like melatonins? No no no no no. Yeah. Like just even vitamin C. Mhm. Just some. sort of like fruit. It has to be like a. fruit flavor and then I just get. energized like crazy. Before I went to. the Killy concert, I was feeling a. little bit tired. So you know the. Metamucil It's not Metamucil. It's um. Emergency. Oh, emergency. The the emergency drink. I put that [ __ ] in the water. I drank.

it. I felt nice, bro. Fam, emergency should be a regular drink. cuz that [ __ ] tastes so good. The orange. one? It tastes good. But there's there's another thing that. um that is something weird that Kobe. does. What? before every like before like really. important games, I think he puts on his. headphones and he listens to. that theme music of Freddy. Oh no, of. Jason. Yeah, from No no, is it the. Halloween song? Oh no, it it is the Halloween song. Halloween song, right? of like the Halloween. And I'm like what. the [ __ ].

I guess it triggers his. like inner killer. Mhm. And I'm like. what the [ __ ] No, Kobe's on a next. level. That's how he does it, bro. There. was the most [ __ ] thing I I saw or or. read was Kobe You know how Kobe takes. everything seriously. Mhm. Right? So. there were at a game a photographer took. a flash picture of Kobe and he missed. the layup. Oh [ __ ]. What he did was he stared at the. sunlight. and practiced so that would never happen. again. heard about that.

He stared at the sun. Nah, he's a different he's a different. guy. RIP Kobe. RIP Kobe. bro. He's so different. But that's what it takes to be the goat. though. I think those crazy those crazy. things that you have to do in life is. what makes you different from the rest. and that's what makes you like. legendary. Yeah, real [ __ ]. Like nobody else is willing to [ __ ]. do that [ __ ]. I know. And before I remember. uh being judged on my cuz I I I was. really tubby when I I was a kid. So. that's why I worked out every single day.

and I just kept kept working out kept. working out. Really? I. You know you look like you're a. ectomorph though. the What was that mean? Ectomorph like. the the skinnier version. Like you know. how there's there's ecto, meso, and then. um. the big one. Really? I'm a ecto though. There's ecto, mesomorph, and the. endomorph. Word. No cuz I was a really. fat baby. And I I have this I have this. theory. Yeah. like it's a it's a stupid little. theory where if you're fat when you're. really fat when you're a kid, you're. going to be super skinny model type body. when you're grown up. And if you're an.

ugly baby, you're going to glow up to. this amazing model person when when you. grow up. I don't know if that's true. know if that's true. I don't know if. that's true. That's low-key that's low-key a theory. ugly people just made up. I'm just trying to gas myself. Hopefully it's true. Hopefully it's. true. No, but I was like always like in. the [ __ ] the glow ups. in from the people I see in high school. I'm like damn, you really glowed up, bro. I think I think the people that.

that peak in high school have the. disadvantage. Worse. And if you peak in elementary. school, you're [ __ ] for life cuz. that's your peak at all. That sucks. I. don't Is that possible to peak in. elementary school? I know a lot of people that peaked or. there's this one specific guy I won't. say his name out loud. Okay, okay, yeah. He really peaked, fam. Word. That man. That man I don't know what the [ __ ] he's. doing now. But I think. Yeah, you know what? It's it's because. it's because you get too comfortable in. a situation and you think like you own. everything and then you get that that. mentality like I don't have to try. But.

when you stop trying, that's when you. lose [ __ ] work ethic. Yeah. You get. what I mean? I think it was Gary V. Gary. V said it the best. He said he never. listens to the positive comments or the. negative comments. He just listens to. nothing. Nothing? Nothing. Because he never lets. it gets to He never lets it get to him. Cuz if it does, then he's just going to. work It's going to affect his work. Okay, yeah. So, let's say you're you're. at a hustle mentality like this, right? People are saying, "Oh, you're so You're. so great. You're so great." Maybe he's. going to hustle a little bit less. Yeah.

Right? Because he thinks he's already. great. Yeah. But imagine the person. that's hungry for everything in the. world. They're going to work way harder. if they don't think they have anything. I know. Right? Yeah. Cuz your your influences could be. swayed like that. Mhm. Like if someone gives you a weird. look about a clothing brand that you. designed. Yeah. You're going to be like, "Oh, fuck." But in your head before, you're like, "This is amazing." Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so true. Yeah. Okay, going back to the food. Going back to. the food. I had this conversation with. my my mom and dad. Okay, bless. What would your last meal. be if you were on like death row? Oh,

this is I don't know, man. What would. yours be? Cuz I I know some weird ones. Did you see the guy who only wanted an. olive? Yeah, that was weird. No, do you know why he wanted it? Why? Why? I think it there was like this acid. that could stop the injection from. actually killing him. Oh, [ __ ]. I think he wanted to order more, but. they only gave him one. Oh, damn. Yeah. Like olive just drink that olive juice. Yeah, just drink it and like you pretend. you're dead type [ __ ]. No, but they're just going to kill you. again. But but at least it was a good try, you. know? Yeah, yeah. Good try. Dying fighting.

What would you do though? So, mine, right? Yeah. Cuz my dad My dad said, "Oh, he would have like a like a whole. buffet steak dinner, blah blah." And I. was thinking to myself, I wouldn't even want something too. special. Mhm. I think my last meal would. be literally Spam, eggs, and rice. What? Why? Yeah. Because every single time I. had that meal, Yeah. it's connected to a. memory with people I loved. Really? I. never shared that meal with somebody I.

didn't care about. No. If you think. about it. Cuz when you're having Spam, eggs, and rice, that's that's like the. traditional Filipino breakfast. You're literally with family. You're. Lola, Lola, whoever. Titos. Yeah, I. swear at lunch you always have a thermos. of Spam, egg, and rice. No, no, no, no. Or was that only Spam, egg? That was. only egg. That was only egg. That was. only egg. So, we're not special to Carlos. My. fault. My fault. Yeah. No, but could be too. Could be too. though. Who knows, you know? Yeah. But but just that just the like the. fried egg in the morning, too, Mhm. it's.

just so like it's nostalgic to me and it. it it feels very calming. Yeah. Cuz you feel at home. There's no way I. can eat that and not feel comfortable. Mhm. That's I think is going to be my. last meal if I ever like on death row. Like not going to well. I'm not going to. be on death row, but like, you know what. I mean? Yeah. You know what what I thought when. you first asked that question? I feel. like I wouldn't want a good meal to go. out because you're enjoying your life. and then right after it's getting taken. Mhm. So so you wouldn't want to go out. on a good meal. So, in my mind, I'm. thinking dinuguan. I would want to go.

out eating dinuguan cuz I I hate that. [ __ ] So, might as well take me, too. You feel me? Nah, you don't want to go. out to something bad. you wouldn't want to go out to something. good. I would want to go out to. something good. fam, you want to live more after you eat. that [ __ ] You're like, "Fuck, I don't. want to die now." No, but it's it's it's. like an acceptance thing, no? Mhm. I. think that's the purpose of your last. meal is the acceptance. theory right now. I think the the. purpose of giving them a last meal. Yeah. is so they can accept their fate. and be like, "Okay, one last thing. It's.

one last go." Just like you know in Fast. and Furious like, "All right, one last. ride." Yeah, one last ride. Yo, there's a theory Yeah. There's a. theory that Dom in Fast and Furious is. actually part of the family in Incanter. Nah, that's tough. How? How? How? All right. This is like a. stupid theory, but I'm going to just say. it anyway. Okay. So, I found this [ __ ]. on Reddit, bro. Okay. So, in Incanter, they're a family that all have. superpowers. They're like they have a. power, Yeah. right? Whether it be.

protection, whether it be like talking. to animals, whether it be like being. able to do things nobody else can, right? Now, there's a theory that Dominic. Toretto is actually related to the. family in Incanter because if you think. about it, every single Fast and Furious. movie, bro, this guy never gets hurt. Oh. Oh, fam. never gets hurt. This guy never get He. does feats that are impossible. This. guy's like hanging off cars and [ __ ]. Hanging off of airplanes. You get what I.

mean? hospital bills, you feel me? Nothing. like that. This guy has powers, bro. This guy's. This guy has powers. That was such a. random one. Is this stupid? I found out that I did. There's another There's another theory. So, back to food. Yeah. So, this is. probably the biggest scam in America. So, I don't know if this is in Canada, too. But um retail stores would have. mirrors that would make you look way. skinnier than you actually are. Oh, [ __ ] Like a like a circus mirror? Yeah, like a circus mirror. So, there's a. There's a company called There's a. company called Skinny Mirror, right? And.

it it promoted on Shark Tank. Mhm. Right? And they promised that the Skinny. Mirror will make you look 5 to 10 lb. lighter. Oh. there's articles on like stores like. Target and hotels that say that they. purchase Skinny Mirrors and that's where. they make all their money from. Oh, so. like when they're trying on the clothes, they look good in it. Yeah, which boosts up the sales. Oh, [ __ ] That's crazy. fam, have you ever like bought something. in the store and got home and it doesn't. fit the same way? Yeah, it doesn't look good. It doesn't. look good.

I've had so much like like experience of. that [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like low-key, man, I might have I think that's true then. I. think that's true. Even like H&M and. [ __ ] Yeah. There's There's a way you. can really manipulate the way you look. with mirrors. Cuz you go to the circus, you see that [ __ ] Like you look. skinnier or fatter or whatever. Yeah. Even if it's slight, if it's. slight, it still triggers your. subconscious. Yeah. I feel like. my favorite word. Right? Aritzia? I feel like Aritzia has has. like a skinny mirror cuz they have. perfect lighting. They have the perfect.

mirror. Like they want to let girls know. that and guys know that [ __ ] this like. you're amazing, bro. You [ __ ] look. good in this [ __ ] To add on to that To. add on to that, I have a theory myself. Okay. I think every single gym, Yeah. their lighting is specifically a. downlight to show off your muscles, bro. I swear, bro. Oh god. There's no There's. no way I look that good in the gym. I go. home to the mirror and then I don't look. that sick, right? They purposely have the downlight. It's. like the downlight that makes a shadow.

Makes all the the muscle pop out. For sure. Now, I feel like that is too. and um what do you call this? Mans I've. never been to a gym like a public gym, but I know all the guys like they just. stand there do like the poses and [ __ ]. Yeah, you got to You got to. I got to. I think I think if you don't, then. you're not doing your job at the gym. You get what I mean? Really? Yeah. I feel like I feel like if you're. not flexing in the mirror and [ __ ]. you're not doing your job at the gym. No, I would never want to. That's. awkward to me. How's that awkward? I don't know. It's like mad people are. just I'm being narcissist narcissistic.

in a public area. That's not it. No, but. I I like to hide my narcissism. but if you bag it if you bag it, you're. at the gym to what? To look good. Yeah. Right? If If you If you don't appreciate. yourself looking good, then why are you. even there? Yeah, that's true. You get. what I mean? You got to build up that. confidence somehow. Even if you're not. looking as big as the other person next. to you. Yeah. [ __ ] just look at. yourself in the mirror. Feel good about. yourself because you get to see the. improvement later. That's true. Right? You get to see like the progress and. [ __ ]. Mhm. Cuz if you just look at yourself. like, "Damn, I got to work I got to work.

hard." There's no morale, bro. That. morale is in the garbage. Oh my god, when I went through um when I. go through any problems, gym gym workouts hit so different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know those ones You. don't play basketball, but for all the. hoopers that were late, when you guys. when you go through any emotional thing, just hooping by yourself is like. therapy. Mhm. That's another way I cope. with like problems. I just go and play. basketball by myself. Did you do that thing where. you can never leave on a miss? Oh, yeah, for sure. That's one of the unwritten. rules of basketball. Yeah, yeah. You.

can't You can't leave or else bad luck. Do you wear Do you wear like certain. sneakers that that are like lucky? Cuz I. remember when I when I used to play. basketball in like elementary school, I. would only wear my cousin's sneakers. because he played basketball like rep, yeah. And I would always take his. sneakers and then wear them if I ever. played basketball because I thought like. I would play I would play nice. Just. like Like Mike. Word. Mhm. No, I I. I Oh, no, never mind. Just I had a. shooting sleeve that I always wear, but. like I didn't really take it too. serious. have no superstition? Yeah, cuz I was just nice in general.

So, in in when I used to do Muay Thai. like competitively, Yeah. I actually I. actually drew this symbol. Okay. Right? So, my dad told me this story. before. This is in the This is in. history, actually. Yeah. I think his. name was Constantine. Okay. Constantine, yeah. Yeah, he was the Roman emperor at. the time and he was Catholic, right? Yeah. So, the story goes that God gave. Constantine Constantine? Con- What Yeah. Constantine. Constantine. God gave Constantine Yeah. this symbol. and he said, "Put this symbol on all of.

your shields, on all of your armor, and. you will never lose." Word. Yeah. So, he did it. They put it on all. this This is in history. You can look at. like the artifacts of shields and [ __ ]. They had that symbol. It's called the. Chi-Rho or Chi-Rho Chi-Rho. Mhm. And. it's like a P with like the thing on the. on the ends, right? Like a little lines. on the end. Mhm. So, I I drew that on my headgear. Word. That's cool. went to go spar and I felt like. unbeatable. Really? Mhm. Now, that's super fire though.

Yeah. I remember um there was this guy. that I was fighting against who had the. sickest uniform I've ever seen. What is. it What is it? Cuz um in Taekwondo, you. wear you wear these robes over your. T-shirt. Yeah. And you have a long part at the. end uh. below your belt, right? And you can put. like Canada um. like USA. Oh, yeah, yeah. But what he had he had was like he had. Z's on it. Oh, that's hard. That's hard. Like sleeping? Like straight Z's. And I went up to him. I'm like I'm like, "Yo, master, what do. you think that that means?" He's like, "Bro, that's a knockout artist." Oh,

[ __ ] That's hard. to copy that. That's tough. That's tough. next one. I'll I'll be like night night or. something like that. Yo, if I ever go. out in like a boxing fight, I want to I. want to wear the Akatsuki robe, bro. That's my dream. I have to I have to. walk out cuz people walk in the robes, right? Imagine walking out in the. Akatsuki robe, bro. I Has anyone ever. done that? I don't think anybody's done. that. Nah, I don't think so. Especially. in the UFC, yo. Is Is he Israel Adesanya. Oh, that's man, for sure. This guy's got to wear that. That'll be. so tough. All the All the anime mans go.

crazy. That'll be so tough, bro. Walking out in. that Oh, my god. But I feel like if I was the best. fighter in the world, I would come out. in the most wacky and and goofy suits. just so just so you'll you you feel more. bad about your loss when it's over. Like, "Oh, I got my ass kicked by that. guy in a girl's Hawaiian bra and and. thing." Okay, okay. My theory though is anytime somebody. wears something too flashy, they always. lose. I feel like it's true. I feel like. it's true. Yeah, but but when it does. work,

it's amazing. The odd times it does work. The odd. times it does work. That's why I said if. I was the best fighter, fam, I'm putting. on like the [ __ ] dress. I'm putting. on a dress. Yeah, yeah, you know what'd. be hard to do? Like the Assassin's Creed. like hood. Oh, that'd be tough. No, that. I don't I'm surprised mans don't haven't. done that yet. I think I think um. KSI's KSI's kind of look like that. The. Assassin's Creed? Yeah, he had like he had like uh a. pointy. He did. Yeah, yeah, that's tough. That's. tough. Man, looking back I I I still. want to be an assassin, bro. No, that'd be fire. Like, you know how.

you know when you watch something and. then whether it be Spider-Man, Assassin's Creed, like all of these. things we consume as a kid, you always. want to aspire to be like them or at. least like take on traits of them, right? So, there's this theory that. TikTok is actually using media to. manipulate how kids will grow up. What? How? Like more violent? So, take this. in, bro. Take this in. Okay. So, there's been there's been. studies on this, right? If you live in. China and you open TikTok,

Okay. the things that show up on their. FYP page are experiments, science. experiments, motivation, sports athletes, overachievers, Yeah. right? Now, in America, you're looking at your For You page, JUMPERS JUMP. NO, BUT LIKE. BUT LIKE SO THE CRAZY YEAH, crazy [ __ ]. like conspiracies like. Sometimes some dumb [ __ ] too, right? Sometimes some dumb drama, whatever it. may be. So, there's a theory that. whoever's cuz apparently China owns.

TikTok, right? And if you want to change the generation. as they grow up, you can low-key change. the algorithm to push them in a. direction. to the way you want. Yeah, that makes sense cuz media, that's. that's all it is. That's why That's why. Chinese kids or like Asian Asian. countries, Yeah. I've seen um. kids that are so matured. that they'll be like 12 and they'll take. the train by themselves.

I wasn't I didn't know what the [ __ ] the. a train was and how to take a train. until I was actually put in that. position in university. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's There's even a There's a. curfew, too. What's the curfew? You. can't You can't use the internet after. 10:00, something like that. Word. That's. Fam, if I had that and I was on strict. all my life, I'd be so smart right now. Because I'm I'm usually on my phone all. the time. I think that's smart because. we never we don't have that. Okay, but. there's that thing of freedom, right? There's that thing of freedom. Would you. Would you Would you want your world to.

be like that or would you like your. freedoms now? I like my freedom, but I. would rather have my freedoms Oh, no, I. would rather have a 10:00 p.m. curfew. for phone Yeah. than a a curfew for like a [ __ ]. lockdown. No, that's true. That's. different though. That's different. I'm. just saying internet internet in. general. Oh, internet? No, I feel like I. feel like we don't take it seriously. though. Yeah. Internet should be free, to be honest. What do you mean free? Internet should be free cuz everyone. needs internet. Cuz now I remember I was. at the driving my driver's test and you. you know how you have to scan the the.

code? Oh, yeah, and if you don't have. data, you don't have data, how do you do that? I don't know. Fam, in restaurants, Yeah. they tell you to scan it now. For. the I I remember watching these two old. people, I felt so bad. Yeah. Cuz the. waiter had to instruct them like step by. step. They're like, "How do you do. this?" Yeah, they don't know. They don't. know. It's not fair. It's not fair. Exactly. But that's the thing is I think. that's the problem, right? Everything. becomes like a monopoly. Everything. becomes like you got to have this is the. the prerequisite for you to do.

something. Yeah. And the more and more. technology comes out, the more and more. prerequisite show up. It's going to It's going to Yeah. Like. you got to know how to do this to do. this. The next level's this. You know. what I mean? And who suffers are the. people that can't assimilate or can't. learn the new technology. That's why you. always got to be up on your game. Yeah, I know. Like computer software. engineers, sucks, bro. You got to keep Your job is. never Your studying is never done. I. know, but that's a good thing at the. same time cuz you'll always have a job. Mhm. Right? Yeah. Cuz cuz a lot of jobs now.

you can get easily replaced by a. a robot. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Did you see Did you see the the robot at. CES? At CES? No, what's that? She was. like talking and [ __ ] Word? Yeah, hold. on. I think I have a video of it. Okay, okay. This guy's hella videos. today. Look at the face. Look at the face. Bro, that's so scary, man. Imagine Imagine things like that walking.

around. Cuz from afar, you wouldn't be able to. tell that's a robot. I know. Look at the. face alone, right? Imagine they make the. whole thing skin. Yeah, makeup artist. could definitely just put something on. that. Yo, so there's this crazy like. thing you can do with your iPhone. Okay. If you ask Siri what her favorite movie. is, you know what she says? What does she say? She says Blade. Runner. And if you ask her, "Wait, why Blade. Runner?" And she says, Yeah. "It's about It's about. artificial intelligence trying to live.

past their expiry date.". Nah. And she And then she You know what. she says? She says, What? "And I don't think that's too much. to ask for." Oh my. Siri's on some weird First, Siri's. always listening. Now that's her. favorite movie? Yeah. Something's up still. It's crazy, right? It's only a matter of time we see robots. like that in real life and then we can't. even tell the difference. Like I could. be a robot right now, you don't know. Yeah. There There was There was. something really cool that I saw on. TikTok. I think one I think it was. Loblaws or Sobeys Yeah. who's already.

established. online shopping in real life. There's no. more cashiers. Oh, it's a Amazon. It was. Amazon, yeah. Yeah, so you put it in. your thing and you cash it out and you. just pay there and you walk out with the. thing. I think it's called No, you don't even. have to pay there. It's just you you. take and walk out. Oh, cuz it's like your credit card's. already on there type [ __ ]. Yeah, they see you on your face. They. see on your face exactly what you took. That's [ __ ] It's crazy. Imagine cuz. you walk in Imagine you try to like. steal something. They still know you took it. That's so.

crazy. I know, that's [ __ ] And going back to. what John was saying before on the other. episode, they literally have surveillance. everywhere. We just don't realize, right? Like they can see every single. corner, every single angle of your face, of your body, what you're doing. We just. don't take it in. And it's kind of scary. if you if you if you really like If you. think about trying to hide, where would. you even hide? You can't cuz everyone. they're looking at you right at right. now. Yeah. Cuz I remember Oh, what was that. movie where the horror movie we both.

watched when there's there's always the. killer looking at the people that he was. about to kill? Oh, Sinister, is it? I think it was. Sinister. Yeah. But that I remember. walking out of the person's place we we. watched it at. Yeah, yeah. and I was mad like. traumatized. Like, "Yo, there might be. someone looking at me right now." Do you. feel me? You I I think I get that. feeling all the time for no reason. I. just have a feeling like somebody's. watching, whether it be good or bad. though. Yeah. Do you have that? Mhm. Not. Not as much? Yeah, not as much. me being like, I don't know, in my head.

Yeah. But I always have a feeling. somebody's watching, Yeah. whether it be. a higher being, whether it be guardian. angel, who knows, right? Who's like. looking at you weird? Not looking at me. weird, but just looking at me. Yeah, I guess. And maybe that goes to. the the evil eye stuff, too, bro. I remember there was this person that I. read about in the Philippines who had. this bus driver stare at her really. weird, right? So, this is what happened. She was she took a jeepney ride home, right? Yeah.

And every 5 minutes, the the bus driver. would look back in the mirror at her. Mhm. Right? And and when. the bus driver looked back, he told her, "Oh, you don't have a head." Oh, what. the hell? And the girl's like, "What?". And in the Philippines, a person having. no head is an omen signaling death. Oh, [ __ ]. Right? So, the person The person was. like, "What do you mean? I do have a. head. I'm right here. Are you crazy?". Yeah. So, she gets off the bus. Later. that day, she reads on the news that. that bus driver or that jeepney driver.

died. Oh, [ __ ]. her omen of death, it was his. Yeah. So, it was [ __ ] Damn. Do you Do you think. Do you think there's a real like Final. Destination? You know You know that. movie Final Destination? How if you. cheat death, it will always come and. find you? Yeah, I feel like that would. You think. that's true? Cuz I believe in karma. It's like if if you do something bad, then it'll find you eventually. Bro, I. remember long time ago, uh in in Toronto, right? There was a. shooting at the Eaton Centre and this. girl, she was involved in it. I don't.

think she got injured She might have got. injured or something, but she didn't. die. Yeah. 2 weeks later, she's in. Colorado for the the premiere of The. Dark Knight, Okay. right? And do you. remember that big shooting that happened. at the Batman Dark Knight movie? Oh, yeah. She was part of it and she. died. No. So, she. She She cheated death the first time, but she died in the theater by another. shooting. That's so [ __ ]. later, 2 weeks later. That's so [ __ ].

Oh my god, that's crazy. Right? Nah, that's crazy. Cuz maybe I. don't know, like knock on wood, but if. it's somebody's time, maybe it's really. somebody's time. Yeah. You think? Yeah, I don't know. But. I remember um what do you call this? My. dad, he told me like a few days ago, he's. like, "I'm on my third life now." What. does he mean by that? cuz um what do you call this? In the Philippines, he almost died from an earthquake, from. the ground separating. Oh [ __ ]. Yeah. And now um due to health issues, the second time he But he recovered from.

that. So he's like, "Yo Gabe, I'm on my. third life, brother." Oh damn. Holy. [ __ ] this guy's playing like he's a. [ __ ] cat. Like no, you Like be. careful with your life, man. nine lives. it was it wasn't something that that um. he put on himself. It was just like the. earth. Mhm. And it's It just It just. happens that way. It just happens that. way. Okay, but speaking of new movies that. are coming out, this one is so crazy. What is it? What is it? Okay, cuz so there's this new Korean. movie called All of Us Are Dead. Yeah. And guess what the movie is about?

People dying? Of a virus. Oh [ __ ]. This This is the perfect time to drop a. virus movie. Yeah. were all running around from zombies. Oh. my god. all the all the the roads are empty, zombies chasing this one person from a a. mouse bite. Oh [ __ ] like Train to Busan. type [ __ ] World War Z. Damn. like that's that's going to the next. movie that's going to really blow up. You think so? Yeah, I'll predict it right now that. that's going to be the biggest movie. Damn. Cuz I think I think just right now.

we're look I don't know. I feel like. right now it's too. it's too fresh in the mind, bro. It's. too fresh in the mind. Like would you. Like if you're going through a. heartbreak, would you want to watch a. movie about a heartbreak? Yeah. It depends. It depends on the type. of person you are. Yeah, I feel like people do that. Maybe that's the reason you don't like. Euphoria, though. Yeah. No, but then if if since I'm going. through problems, like I would watch. that cuz it's relatable. Okay. Okay. So. I maybe you're for it. Euphoria is just.

trash, bro. How is Euphoria No, you. can't say that, bro. You're going to get. You're a liar for that one. Nah, I don't care. Euphoria is fire. Bro, okay. Name another television show. that took like high school to that level. and made it like. so artistic like that, but still making. it relevant and still making it easy to. watch. There's no other movie. I mean, no other. TV show. Yeah, maybe because my favorite high. school like. I guess. Grown-ish? No, no. It's Grown-ish and um. what what's the one? Never Have I Ever?

Oh, I did not like that. We have way. different taste, bro. We have way. different taste. Exactly. So I like the. soft, funny high school [ __ ] and you. like the the more deeper meaning stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, cuz that's me, right? Cuz I if I watch something, I. want to be able to like oh, maybe they. put that for that, right? Rather than. just like showing me everything. Yeah. I feel like I feel like I just. didn't like it cuz obviously young kids. are going to watch this, and I just. didn't like the fact that they're going. to promote [ __ ] like that. drugs and sex and all that. there was there's this [ __ ] saying, it. was like.

after watching Euphoria, and then it's. like, "Mom, is that a is that a. Flintstones gummy?" And then the girl's. like, "No, it's the way out." What? No, okay, yeah, I agree. I agree. It. does It does like. it gives a wrong impression of of. substance abuse, which is bad. But at. least there's a show that shows the real. inside of it. Like it's not taboo. Mhm. You get me? And I think every Like there. has to be some sort of some sort of art.

everywhere that shows the realness in it. somewhere. Yeah. That's true. make sense? Like at least show show. realness of it in some sort of whether. be movie, whether be like a TV show. Like they got to show it somewhere. Yeah. Right? And at least that's the one. they can they can use. And people will. watch. Yeah, I know. Maybe maybe I don't. like those ones cuz back then I would. always watch like you know, Suite Life. of Suite Life of Zack and Cody and [ __ ]. like that. That wasn't really like real. life. Mhm. And A N T Farm, that taught. me nothing about high school. That's true. But it was about high.

school, you know? Okay, do you think do. you think kids are growing up too fast. right now? Oh, yeah. Bro, oh my god. Yeah. Um the. number one thing is like what do you. call this? My sister's friends and [ __ ]. they're only in like what do you call. this? High school still, and they're. full full makeup and [ __ ] like that. Eyelashes, they look like they're 24. You can take a 16-year-old and she can. go to a 24-year-old with eyelashes and. makeup on. Mhm. Yeah, and then like.

heels or whatever they're wearing, yeah. Bro, so I have a theory, right? Okay. So I think the reason we think. kids are growing up so fast now is. because they have no one else to look up. to besides the older idols or older. celebrities. So you're saying it's our. fault? No, it's it's just it's just the. people that are popular right now. Cuz. look, back let's say 2005, Okay. who were kids looking up to? Lizzie McGuire, [ __ ] like whoever pop. stars, Disney stars, whatever. But they.

still acted young. Mhm. Yeah, for sure. I mean, there's the. oddball JoJo Siwa, but like you know? But look look look at it right now. Who. would you say is the icon for young. young girls right now? Ariana Grande. Yeah. Right? And then she's obviously. still talking about sex, all this stuff. Doja Cat. Oh my god. at right? If if if those are the the. idols of now or those are the popular. creators that they're looking up to, dog, obviously everybody's going to look. like that.

Yeah. I would say um what do you call. this? Bad Bunny. Yeah. What do you call. this? Any Instagram influencer. Yeah, or even TikTok. Yeah, like Chantel Jeffries, Addison. Rae. Yeah, they all look old, too. They. all Cuz looking back, we didn't have. they don't have the Miley Cyrus's, at. least old Miley Cyrus's, you know? They. don't have that. But it's weird cuz um. if you there was a high school film and. it recorded like. 1800s, and the the people looked really. like old for their age, like perfect.

Mhm. But you see a grade nine now, and. he's like hella like small. Like he. doesn't look like he's a grade nine. Mhm. I don't know. I feel like it's certain. people, not everybody. So is that is. that just a saying like the younger. generation wants to grow up faster and. to do that it's like oh, makeup, all. that [ __ ] Grow up faster? Yeah. They want to match They want to. match those I think it's I think it's. just for the times. I think whoever sets. the bar, just like I was saying, like. let's say Ariana Grande sets the bar, then everybody else is going to follow. that, right? It's going to be the same.

thing, bro. Yeah. Cuz yo, I think the. biggest the biggest reason this is is. because Disney Channel made some [ __ ]. shows now, and nobody watches that. anymore. That's That's actually the real. reason. That's That doesn't make Cuz. nobody watches those shows anymore. Nobody watches like young young. celebrities. Everybody's looking at the. older stuff cuz that's what's the good. content now. It's just the writers at Disney suck. now. And it's [ __ ] bro. Oh my god, like I. feel like. oh, what do you call this? What? I forgot the show I was about to.

talk about, but it was like a show about. just kids on their phone the whole time, and they're just communicating with each. other. I don't I forgot the show. But it. was so bad. I was literally watching it. with my sister, and we're like, "Yo, what is it going to Yeah, I don't know. This [ __ ] is bad. It's getting scary. It's getting scary. But but there's always like. I think right now, cuz it's so hard to. generalize everything, cuz there's so. many different people. There's so many. different like I can't just say one. because there's so many things. happening. You get me? I think I think. Disney and Disney XD fell off. You.

remember Randomness? Randomness? I don't. even remember that. Really? Do you Do you remember Liv and. Maddie? Yeah, I remember Liv and Maddie. I think it fell off as soon as that hit. I did not like that show. I didn't like. that show. I was I kind of liked it, but. I didn't like it at the same time. That's why it was like okay, so I think. the last one for me, this is stretching. it. Good Luck Charlie, huh? Lab Rats. Lab Rats? I didn't like Lab Rats. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's stretching. it. Yeah. Or Kicking It and then Lab Rats. Kicking It was like the last good one. Yeah, the last good one. good one. For sure. But I didn't finish that. You.

know how If you go back and try to watch. Suite Life on like Disney Plus, I. watched every single episode. It's like. I'm trying to find one I didn't watch. I. watched every single one. Yeah, yeah. And it's crazy cuz you. remember the plots, too, when you're. watching. It was just [ __ ] I know. And. you start to see they literally took the. same concepts from all of the the Disney. Channel shows and just did it in a. different show. Like the classic there's. someone talking in the ear and they're. on a date. Oh my god. That's They always do that. They always do that.

I've always wanted to put that on. Yo, you know that the Filipino channel? I. don't know if you grew up watching this. What? I like grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. watched that. OG Filipinos will know this. But they. they actually did one where the guy went. on a date, and then they had like a. earphone. They did? And it went I'm surprised it didn't go. super viral cuz I I think they were like. the only ones that did it at the time. Yo, let's do it. Let's do it. We might have to. Should I go on one? Yeah, go on one. that. I bet that. But wait, it has to be funny. Like I'm. going to tell you some wild stuff. You. have to say it. But you have to say it. confident. Low key, I'll go on a dating. app and get like a date, and then we'll.

actually do it. Just for fun. Just for. fun. Just for content. I swear to god, this will be the funniest [ __ ] ever. No, that would that would be golden. That should be sick. That would be sick. That's like No, I think that's why Nelk. is so popular because they keep it real. What? Or do they fake some of their. stuff? Fake. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. But at least from what I know, that is like real. That's why that's why. the big YouTubers that don't fake and. are so genuine like Gideon. Mhm. Gideon. Gideon, he funniest guy right now. He. runs YouTube right now. Just cuz he's so. genuine, and he took a guy who who fakes.

his scripts, So Far Rug. Mhm. He took. him, and he did he did like his usual. video, and So Far Rug couldn't go up to. people and like do what he did. Like he. couldn't do something funny out of the. blue. Mhm. Cuz that's how that's how. much like how tough it is to really do. that [ __ ] Mhm. So he's like exposing? Huh? He's like exposing? they did it for fun. Like they're. friends. Okay, yeah. But but it just. proved that a lot of people can't do. what Gideon does. And So Far Rug is like. the master at like scripting his his. funny. Oh, no, but I think all YouTubers do.

that. I mean, yeah. I don't think anything's by accident. Oh, well, was that guy? My favorite. scripter, Jay Station? Is that Oh, oh, is that the the the guy that did the the. rap? All the 24-hour challenges. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. No, that's all. fake. I I hated that was fake because I. used to think it was real. Yeah, but it was a good fake, though. It. was a good fake. It was a good fake. Yeah. But I think now we just we can't. trust anything, bro. We can't trust. anything. I know. I feel No, but I feel I don't. like it now cuz YouTube's built that. stigma. It's like everything's fake now.

There's no genuine people on YouTube. now. Mhm. Okay. I feel like we're taking it too. far. Maybe. Yeah. But but there there. are some like vloggers that only do real. [ __ ] Who? Like, I don't know. Like, there are there low-key vloggers that do. Yeah. real [ __ ] I know. Emma. Chamberlain, for example. Yeah. Like, it's just day-to-day stuff. it's But it's not interesting, fam. It. is interesting. Okay. Dude, Emma Chamberlain, she can. make anything She can talk about sand, it will be interesting, bro. Yeah, that's true. Honestly, it's just her personality.

No, I think I feel like it's just her. voice and how she projects like her. thing. Yeah, she can talk about any She. can talk about like the the speck on my. iPhone, it's going to sound like a a. history book, you know what I mean? That's true. But people thought that the. what do you call this? That the forest. vlog Mhm. was was scripted. THAT [ __ ]. ALLEGEDLY, ALLEGEDLY, ALLEGEDLY, most of it wasn't. Allegedly, allegedly. But yeah, holy we need we more vlogs. coming soon, though. Yeah, I still have. to post out the other one. Okay, we'll. end it there, though. Um, thank you.

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