CONTROLLING THE WEATHER, SPONGEBOB SCHOLAR THEORY, & CRAZY PLACEBO EFFECT - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 34
Yeah, like how now it's. like straight rain. Everyone said they're going to be. outside. Now it's straight rain. Oh, yeah. Yo, there's a theory that the. freaking. Doug Ford, he used the weather machine. Yeah, or no, no, no. He didn't use the. weather machine. My bad. Yeah. He told like the weather news. broadcast. Uh-huh. to tell everybody it's raining.
so that they don't make plans. So it's. like y'all aren't going to go outside. because it's raining. To start to like. keep people inside. people inside. Yeah, cuz cuz I remember when I was at. the cottage it was like 40% rain rain. rain rain. Yeah. But it never it never. rain. Yeah. Cuz cuz I think that that's. possible, right? That's not illegal. Cuz. saying the weather, that's not illegal. That's just the the weather. Do they. regulate it like that? I don't think so. I don't know. Cuz it's like [ __ ] who. cares, like. like we we see the weather change like. oh, this guy was wrong. That's it. Yeah. I know. Cuz it usually just shifts over.
and it's cloudy cloudy never starts. raining. Yeah, but I remember um you know when. cartoons they're always like yo, the. weather man is wrong. You remember. fairly our parents and they had like the. pitchforks and the angry mob and [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah, fam. It's not even that big. of a deal. Think about it now. Now that. we're older it's like how do you predict. the weather anyway? I mean it it ruins. events. It ruins my mood. I feel like. I'm I'm moody when it's raining. Actually no, low key. I think my. It depends how you feel. It depends how. you cuz um Cuz winter everyone's. depressed. Like everyone's like. like I don't want to go outside. it's cold. I think it's cuz it's cold.
But it it's also like your personality. too cuz I think certain people they vibe. with the cold better than the hot, right? Cuz for me for me I love being. cold rather than hot. Right. I think it. I think it's cuz like when I'm hot I. feel so relaxed. So you know like a hot. tub you're in a hot tub you don't want. to do [ __ ]. Yeah, lazy. It's like that. But when I'm. cold then it forces me to like get up. I'm like I'm like ready to go, you know? Yeah. I I don't know. I like the sun. better. I feel like my energy morale. just up. I think so too, though.
From the sun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I. feel like when when I'm sleeping and. [ __ ] I love sleeping with the rain. With. the rain? Really? as a baby I used to not like. thunderstorms. Mhm. But then now it's like it's so. comforting. Like sometimes I'll when I. can't sleep I'll put on the the my. earphones Mhm. and go to sleep on the. YouTube stuff. I'll search up rain. sounds. Rain sounds? Really? Damn. That's. interesting, bro. Yeah. Psychopath. What? Like thunderstorms? No. Like like like calm rain, you know? Not thunderstorms. You said thunderstorms, bro. I'm I'm I'm.
Okay, yeah, I can sleep through a. thunderstorm, too, but like. thunderstorms are No, cuz cuz cuz most. kids, fam, they're afraid of thunder, bro. Like remember in a in Ted, freaking. thunder buddies. Yeah. I mean I I think. everyone was scared of thunderstorms, but then I think I realized I got over. it when I was like a really bad. thunderstorm and then bro, I'm in a. house. Yo, cuz if you if you take it in. thunder's kind of scary, bro. It's it's. literally electricity in the sky, fam. If we didn't know what that was back in. the day, like imagine freaking like. Viking era. That's what they thought. thunder was Thor, like a freaking god. Yeah. Or Zeus. Fam, I seen this TikTok.
video where there was like this girl, right? Yeah. And there was this other girl. standing and she's just taking a video. of her friend and she the girl's like. hey hey hey, right? Yeah. And then all you see like her hair. starts to frizz up. No. and then there's like there's like a. cloudy thunderstorm about to happen, right? And the friend's like oh my god, get in the house. And she's like wait, what? So I'm going through the comments. I'm like what's wrong with frizzy hair? But I learned. that like if your hair starts to frizz. up you're about to get like shocked by. lightning. No, I didn't know that. know that? No, I didn't know that [ __ ]. That's crazy. Fam, you learn a lot on. TikTok, low key. Yo, no, for real. I.
swear I swear I learn most of my [ __ ]. from TikTok now cuz it used to be. YouTube. Cuz everybody was on YouTube, but nowadays it's just TikTok and it's. easy. It's like just quick information. Yeah, bro. Like every everybody's just learning. [ __ ] like bro, I think you know it's. like the life hacks and [ __ ] before? That was a huge threat a huge trend. Threat. No, it was a huge trend trend trend. Yeah. It's my braces like now cuz I have. the rubber bands in. I don't know if. y'all can see it. I have like rubber. bands in my mouth and now. Bro, yes, it's a huge trend. So now all you see on.
TikTok is just like life hacks, honestly. And even just like quick tips. and [ __ ] and we're progressing so quick, fam. We're learning so much in a short. amount of time. I feel like even if. you're a boxer, even if you're like a. basketball player You can learn that. [ __ ] just learning like secrets of the. game. Right? Even just learning like. mental life hacks and [ __ ]. What's the craziest like life hack you. you seen on TikTok that you use on a. daily basis? Oh, yo. So there's this thing cuz I'm. I'm on like the spiritual [ __ ] TikTok. you know what I mean? The spiritual side. of [ __ ] No, like the everyday side.
No, dog. I have like hippies and [ __ ] on. my [ __ ]. Okay, yeah, yeah. So so um there's this. there's this technique you use to raise. your vibration. Yeah. Right? You know you know what a. vibration is, right? Like your vibe. mood. Mhm. So there's a technique if you want. to raise your vibration. You know. there's like freaking 12 vibrations or. some [ __ ] There's like a whole chart. There's like. when you're moody, when you're grateful, when you're empathetic, whatever. So if. you want to raise it up like a level. one thing you do, this is the most. important if you ever want to raise your. vibration. You just be happy. No, you be.
loving. Loving of the exact present. moment. Like live in the moment. So no. matter what you're doing, let's say. you're you're you're cooking. If you if. you love what you're doing at the at the. time, your vibration's going to change. and it's going to change for the rest of. the day as long as you keep that you. keep that mindset. Yeah, if you turn it the opposite way. and you're just always thinking negative. you're going to have a bad day, dude. Yeah. So anytime you want to raise it, just think okay, I love it. Just even. trick yourself, bro. Just trick. yourself. believe that like do you make your bed. every day in the morning? No, I don't do that [ __ ] What?
You? Cuz I started doing it cuz I was like on. TikTok there was like you're more. productive during the day if you start. your day off with that the making of the. bed [ __ ] cuz like you've already. completed one thing so I'm like all. right, let's continue this momentum. No, that makes sense, though, cuz I. heard I heard if you want to get. something done like on par. Yeah. you do it right in the morning. Word, yeah. You do it first thing in the. morning. So let's say it's an essay. Let's say it's like whatever, bro. Yeah. Like an assignment. You do it first. thing in the morning you're going to. finish. I like how we're talking about this, but. we both wake up at like 2:00 p.m.
Nah, I've been waking up earlier now. I've I've been waking up a little bit. earlier. Sometimes. Sometimes. Word. I. get that, though. But yeah, well one. thing I learned was like the everyday. [ __ ] You know the Ziploc bag? You can. you can cut it and then you can iron it. and then it seals itself. there. I didn't know that. Yeah, there's even there's even like a a. heat press type of thing and then you. just like you just like iron it. Oh, yeah. And then it it's like a. cutter. And then it cuts it. Oh, I see that. It's like a cutter. It's. like a cutter. I've seen that, too. It. was like it kind of works out for like. some snacks that I don't have and want. to use the bag. Or you use it for drugs and [ __ ] bro.
Nah. That's [ __ ]. No, that's not how we're going to. transition to that. Nah. No, but real [ __ ] there's this drug, bro, that I I saw also on TikTok, which. is called the the reindeer urine. What's. a reindeer? Oh, is that like the. freaking the mushroom [ __ ]. Yes, bro. You've heard of it? No, remember I told I told you about. that it during the Christmas theory? You did? Yeah, so they eat the they eat the. Amanita muscaria or not? Something else? Is that a type of like hallucinogenic. mushroom? It's a type of it. It's the Amanita Is.
it the red one with the white spots? No, no, it's brown. It's brown. There's a. legend of like the flying reindeer. The. reindeers would eat these like. hallucinogenic mushrooms, right? And. then like shamans would take those. reindeers and like I guess milk them or. whatever how you get their urine out and. then they would drink filtered reindeer. piss and get high off that. Yeah, no, that's that's the that's the. Amanita muscaria. The so that that tied. into the the theory of how Christmas was. based off that that red and white. mushroom. Word? Yeah, so for y'all that. didn't watch that episode. Yeah, that's a classic one, too. That's. a classic classic theory. Christmas is.
based off that that Amanita muscaria. So. the red mushroom with the white dots, right? It ties into symbolism of. Christmas with Santa, red and white, and. also for the Christmas because remember. they used to pick them, put them on the. Christmas tree. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. to dry them. before they can use them for the. hallucinogenic experience. Okay. So it's like putting ornaments on the. tree. Just like that. I I remember that. one. Yeah. But but have you heard of the. ashwagandha, too? I think Brandon's told. you about. Oh, yeah. Yo, I take it. I take it.
What? Yeah, I take it. That ass? Yeah. The one. that increases your penis size? It's. it's not just for that. It's like for. testosterone. It's for like it it helps. your stress levels. Word? Yeah, it it manages like your cortisol. Damn. You don't. you don't take it? No. Nah. No. Why? It doesn't like. it, Brandon? I think so. Oh [ __ ] it it works. It works. It works? Like you're I guess you're. more calm? What does it do? It's like I. don't know if it's a placebo, though. Mhm. I cuz I I I definitely would fall. victim placebo. Yeah. Like I'm not going to lie. If if. so you know those power bands and [ __ ].
Remember. back in like 2007 2008? They used to. have the power bands. Everybody in the. NBA used to wear that [ __ ] and it's like. okay, I balance. Put it on you can like. reach to the sky or some [ __ ] or like. you can be more flexible more fast. Yeah, yeah. So we did I remember we did. a test like in grade four. So it's like. a track and field type of like a demo, right? Like it wasn't a trial but we're. just racing each other. So we did it first without the power. bands. Okay. And then like all right, put this. [ __ ] on, bro. You become [ __ ] lightning with So so. we turn on we turn on the timer we ran.
it, bro. We were faster. We were. actually faster, but the thing is it's. definitely like a placebo cuz there's no. truth to that that hologram [ __ ] in that. thing. No way that's true. Yeah, cuz. fam, I remember my my friend was making. fun of me cuz he had the power balance. on and I guess man's developed some type. of ego. Oh, right. Well, it wasn't it. wasn't like that, though. an ego thing, but but they're like yo, Gavin, you can't stand on one leg with. like balance and [ __ ] I'm like bro, what the hell, bro? I can do that [ __ ]. and I DIDN'T DO IT. I HAVE TO CALL FAM, BRO. NO, CUZ IT'S TRUE CUZ WHEN YOU get it.
and then you have that kind of like. experience where okay, I'm unbeatable. now. It's not even just it has to work. If you believe in it you'll do it. That's true. Oh, yo, there was this. study that where they took two plants, right? It was like rice plants. Yeah. They they had three of them. So. one of them they said really positive. [ __ ] to it. Like you're a great plant. You're an amazing plant. [ __ ] a. You. can go big and strong, you know what I. mean? And then the other one like. "You're a [ __ ] plant.". You're not going to do [ __ ] in life. You're not going to grow, whatever,
right? And then the other one they just. left it. Okay. So, the one that they said really, really positive stuff to, No way. it grew really well and it blossomed. Yeah. It blossomed. And then the one. they said all the negative stuff to, it. rotted. And then the other one where you. didn't say anything to it, it just. stayed the same. What the heck? That's. That's like placebo to like a crazy. degree. No, but what if it's not a placebo? What. if it's something else? Okay, so how. about we do this? If whoever gets their. first baby in the future, the one she's. still in the baby, we have two guys,
right? And the woman we'll do a test. So, what's the What's the What's the one. baby? It's like, "You're going to do. great things in life." And then like the. other baby is like, "Nah, you're not. You're going to Yo. do shit." And then. what if they turn out. No, that that'd be crazy. Yo, cuz yo, Yeah. if they do that with plants, that. would definitely work with humans, bro. bro. Yeah. It would definitely work for them. Cuz as a baby, you're just so soaking. [ __ ] up. See, but you have to do it. sneakily cuz the the wife of that baby. is going to be like, "Nah, you can't do. that shit." So, when she's like. chilling, you're going to be like, "Yo, you're not going to turn out. when she's sleeping.
"Yo, you ain't shit." No, but there's. definitely some some pregnant women that. do that, eh? What? Cuz cuz I heard I heard some of them. even play music for them. I was going to. say that. they turn out to be an artist because. they listen to a lot of music in the. They play like Bohemian Rhapsody or some. [ __ ]. Bohemian Rhapsody, yeah. To calm them. down and then like they turn out to be. like a crazy piano player in the future. Damn, yeah, that'd be crazy, bro. Cuz. honestly, a lot of these placebos and. they might just be true Yeah. in the sense of like their mental, their. mindset. Yeah. I could just see you with your. baby on the thing and you're just.
reading the 48 LAWS OF POWER. THE BABY'S GOING TO BECOME THE BIGGEST. MENACE. BIGGEST MENACE. BIGGEST Biggest finesse. bro. Biggest finesse. He's definitely going to be at the top. Like some like real like Illuminati. controlling of the earth [ __ ]. Okay, if if you have a kid, right? Are. you going to Are you going to try and. teach it a lot of like dark tactics that. you've learned growing up? Or would you. only teach it the good? Cuz I look at it like this now. Cuz. there's a lot of psychology Yeah. and a.
lot of kind of [ __ ] with the mind Yeah. that is might not be the most moral, you. know? Mhm, yeah. And I don't know if I. would want to teach my kid that stuff. Really? But but I think I would want it to be. their choice. Whether they want to fall. into that. Yeah, so like plant the book there and. see what happens. Something like that, eh? Yeah, yeah. I. don't know. I I feel like I would tell. them the real like what happens in real. life. Like, "Yeah, you're going to get. this. You're going to Some people are. going to betray you. You're going to. fall out of love with some people. You.
feel me?" But yeah, dark tricks, I don't. know. I It's It's his It's his choice. It's his choice, right? I'm not going to. go out of my way and tell him like, "Yo, this Okay, come here, son. This is how. you do this." Or "Come here, daughter. This is how you play this guy.". Yo, but what if what if that's the step. that makes them great? Imagine. I mean, we're all destined, so I'mma. leave it up to God. I'm leaving it up to God, though. True, true. If you feel like it that day, you. will. Yeah, exactly. Like the same Like I. said, I'mma teach them about life. Just. the [ __ ] that they don't teach in school. cuz I never had that [ __ ] I had to go.
research that [ __ ] myself. Like street. smarts? Yeah, like street smart. Word. Cuz I'm still not very street smart. Like Can you go around Toronto without a. map? Yeah. Really? Like I can, but I'll like. I'll I'll find my way, you know? Yeah, I don't think I could find my way. without a GPS. Really? And that's something I've kind of been. trying to work. Like I'll just sit down. and like study roads and maps. Cuz. whenever I drive, people used to make. fun of me before cuz I always used to. GPS. No, but that's not a big deal. Yeah, I know. It's not a big deal, but. I'm like, "Bro, if if I'm really in. Toronto cuz I'm usually not in Toronto, but when I go in Toronto, I want to be.
able to like, 'Oh, this is where we're. going now.'". Oh, you didn't take the TTC that much. growing up? Yeah, I did. Oh, that makes sense. Fam, wait, did you when you grew up? Yeah. Cuz it when I went. to take it when I was a kid. Yeah, cuz I. go We go I go to Ryerson, right? Yeah. So, the first year, fam, I was. like, Oh, word. That makes sense. Cuz I. remember now. Yeah, fam, I was like, "What's. northbound?". Oh, [ __ ]. And I'm calling my mom like cuz she's. professional with this [ __ ] She's like, "No, take You're on the southbound. Take. northbound." I'm like, Oh, damn. No, that makes sense now. Yeah. But but one.
one thing I think I'mma teach my kid, I. think I'm just going to teach him just. like be happy. Like the the most. important thing I'mma teach my kid is. just be happy. No matter what. No matter. anything that happens, if you're happy. with what you're doing, then you won. Like I don't I don't care if you be a. garbage man. I don't care if you go. ahead and freaking [ __ ] be a stripper. You want to be a stripper, be a. stripper. No way. No, honestly, think. about it. You're doing You're doing your. child a disservice if you don't let them. do what they want to do. Yeah. No matter no matter how crazy. their dream. I'm just seeing it as the. old generation, new generation cuz I.
feel like parents from our generation. will be more. What do you call this? Uh lenient with. the the stuff they go to and it's more. of a be happy instead of make money type. thing. Yeah. Right? Cuz cuz we we've. kind of figured out like, "Okay, even. though you're you're happy, money will. follow." Right? But like the old ways of. thinking is like, "No, you got to be. lawyer, doctor, this, that, right?" Do. you think Do you Do you think that, too? Cuz yo, but look at um Look at a lot of. successful people, too. You hear all. these stories like the big boss on Wall.
Street quit his job and then just became. like a monk. You heard those stories. before? Like they just They just [ __ ]. They leave all of their riches. They. leave all of their wealth Yeah. just to. do something small because it makes them. happy. Yeah. Cuz I remember there was this. It was um my religion teacher. He knew. this student in his class Yeah. and he. wanted to be a carpenter, but he was so. smart and his parents said, "No, you got. to go get your get your PhD. Yeah, yeah. Be a doctor, right? Go to. med school, everything." Yeah. So, take. this in. The parents said, "If you do.
this, we'll buy you a house." Oh, [ __ ]. That's what they said. They're. definitely rich. You know what I mean? But he didn't even care. He He still. wanted to be a carpenter. But what he. did, Mhm. he did all of that. He did all of. the school. He did all of the med. school, right? And then he ended up getting the house. but quitting and then becoming a a. carpenter anyway. What? Cuz that's his that's his true passion. He didn't give a [ __ ] about the money. Yeah. He didn't give a [ __ ] about that. Cuz even though he's smart enough, doesn't mean he's going to be happy. doing it. Yeah. Cuz fam, you have to. realize sometimes in your life where.
it's like, "Yo, am I doing this just to. do this?" Like am I really happy? Like I. don't want to be doing this all the. time, right? You got to You got to find. a balance. So, like I've heard so many. stories of people dropping out and then. coming back into something else and then. that's when they find their true thing. Cuz they tried what their parents. wanted, but then boom, they found. another thing. Yeah. But I've heard more recent stories. of There's a lot of entrepreneurs coming. up. There's a lot. A lot more. There's a lot. Cuz everyone's just starting their. business now cuz. I don't know why, but we've just found a. way to make money. Like OnlyFans, [ __ ]. like that.
It's because people start seeing others. and then getting inspired. Yeah. Yo, this That reminds me of um. There's this There's this theory I heard. about SpongeBob, bro. SpongeBob, okay. So, fam, No, no, listen, listen. This. ties in This ties in. Okay, okay. So, there's a theory that. SpongeBob was actually a scholar before. he was a fry cook. What? Yeah, so listen. to this, bro. Okay. SpongeBob we know is. is notorious for what? Being happy. Being happy. Yeah. Remember that one episode SpongeBob had. a big ass librarian in his in his house?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Huge library. All those. books, right? Yeah. Now, there's another episode. He. had like his his closet filled with. awards, filled with like diplomas, medals, everything, right? So, it's. speculated that SpongeBob was a scholar. Yeah. and he was either like somebody. that won a Nobel Prize, someone really. highly credited. Yeah. for his academic skill, right? But. what happened was. he Yeah. shunned all of that because he. was unhappy. Because that stuff made him. stressed out. That's why when he goes to.
driving school, he can't pass his. driving test cuz that [ __ ] makes him so. nervous. Oh. Right? Yeah, yeah. So, take this in. So, he's. like, "Fuck all that [ __ ] I'm just. going to be happy living a small life. with a normal job." That's why he worked. at the Krusty Krab. Oh, [ __ ]. Right? And if you think about it, he's. not getting paid that much. Fam, but. he's hella happy. He's hella happy for a reason. Holy. For a reason. So, he probably has a. backstory of following the normal path. or or following his school, his.
education, Yeah. not being happy. He. Maybe he even Maybe he even did like an. exam that made him What do you call it? He got PTSD. Oh, PTSD. Yeah, he probably got PTSD. from doing a test, right? Yeah, yeah. And he's like, "Shit, I can't do that no. more." [ __ ] man. Yeah. Right? Just. leave it up And maybe that's why he's. best friends with Patrick. Patrick's not that smart. Yeah. But he They're all. so happy. He's so happy. Right? So, you think Squidward's still in. college and [ __ ] I don't know. I don't. know. No. No, that's his job. But Squidward's different, though. Squidward's different. Cuz there's a. theory that that Squidward is.
Squidward's actually rich. Yeah. Cuz if. you think about it, he's living his. house and he's working at the Krusty. Krab doesn't pay him much. Yeah. Doesn't pay him much. Maybe he just inherited a lot of money. Why is he working there? I don't know. cuz remember when when he went to the. the Squilliam Oh, yeah, yeah. Like all the all the Squidwards and all. the Squidwards and [ __ ] Everybody's. rich. Everybody's the same and he's just. like, "It's not for me." Yeah, it's not for. me. Yeah, that's true. But fam, you're. talking about PTSD with us? Mhm. Bro, I. remember whenever I take.
go to a Ryerson exam, that train ride. and then you see the Distillery District. Oh, that gives you PTSD? Fam, I get like. I don't know what it what it feels like, but it's bad. Like I just don't want to. be there. No, actually I feel that, too. Yeah. The the more I think about it, I. do feel that. Especially especially if. it's in the morning. Yeah. Cuz that. that's when we're going down there to. take our exams in the morning. And you you had the the ice coffee PTSD. Oh, that's the worst, bro. So, I stopped. drinking I don't drink any any piece of. caffeine unless it's like an energy. drink once in a while. Once in a while.
it's an energy. But I never drink coffee. because coffee reminds me of a test. Of. accounting. It reminds me of economics, bro. Fam, anytime I get a McDonald's. iced coffee, that's the worst cuz it. literally tastes like stress. Like it's. it's literally like liquid stress, bro. No, I feel that, though. Like some [ __ ]. I can't eat before like if If a bad. test, I'm like, "Fuck, I can't eat like. noodles before." Yeah. Cuz cuz then. you're like, bro, you attach it to a to. a feeling. You know what I mean? And. then it's drilled into your mind now, so. you can't you can't like you can't take.
it away. Fact. You can't separate that idea of. it. You know what I mean? And that that happens a lot with smells, too. Mhm. Cuz like um I don't know if. you like you had an ex that had a like a. certain perfume. And then you smell it. again and you're like, "Oh, shit.". No. You don't have that? No, I I have it. with I have it with songs. I can't. listen to certain songs cuz my ex. Okay. Okay. Okay. I remember I was in. the car with my friend, fam, and then. like some like hype song came on, but. then it like reminded me of a moment. I'm like, "Bro, turn that [ __ ] off.". Oh, really? I was so. mad, bro. That sucks. Yeah.
I don't I don't do that with songs. I I. force myself not to do that with songs. Really? That that would ruin music for me, bro. Word. Because like it's a actually a song I. like and I can't listen to it anymore. cuz it's like Aw, man. That's the worst, that's the worst. But I remember I had. this memory. You know Moshi Monsters? Oh, Moshis? Moshi Monsters like the the. computer game. Yeah. Yeah. So, I remember I used to go. to like my my my aunt's house and then. they had a computer room. And the. computer room it smelled it had this. this distinct smell. Yeah. It smelled like um like a candle, but I.
don't know what candle. Might be like. lavender or some [ __ ] but it was mixed. with something else in the room. Okay. But anyways, that smell every time I. smelled it, it brought me back to that. moment of playing Moshi Monsters and. like playing that exact game. Yeah. So, years go by. Uh-huh. That room isn't. even a computer room anymore. Word. But I walk in. I smell it. Yeah. I'm like, "Yo." It reminded me. exactly of that moment. Like I'm playing. Moshi Monsters. That's fire. It's literally like a flashback. Like my. eyes rolled back. I'm like Damn, it's. like orgasmic. Yeah.
Orgasmic the [ __ ] That is That is. That's fire. No, but like you know how. that everyone has their own like. sense of smell. What do you mean a sense of smell? when you enter a person's house. Yeah. Like they have their smell. No, everybody has that. Everybody has. that. you called me odorless one time. Oh, yeah. Yo, you're actually odorless, bro. Really? I don't I didn't smell nothing. Really? But I know your your You know you know. the the door before your actual door? When you get the. No no no, you know you know how people. have the like um the screen door? like screen door. The screen door and.
then it's like a little like place where. you have your shoes and [ __ ] So, I have. a Lola. Yeah. She has the exact same. kind of setup with the house. And when I. walk in the thing, it smelled exactly. like yours. Like maybe because of the. food. Like it smelled exactly to the T, bro. It's got to be the food cuz we're. both Filipino. Yeah. I hate I hate the when I'm going out and. then they like they start cooking like. the smelly [ __ ]. Oh. And then I go into my friend's house. and and then like I smell like Filipino. food. Yeah, that's the worst, bro. That's when. you get the Febreze and spray on you. 100%. Right? Yeah. And even Febreze doesn't.
even work. No? No. Aw, man. Like it's that smell like it. sticks onto you. Yeah, that's the worst, bro. But yeah. What else would you do you like fam, you. got to just have separate clothes or. something then. Just put it in like a. garbage bag. That's kind of. disrespectful to his family. I know I. remember I remember my uncle cuz we used. to all live in this one house in. Scarborough, right? Yeah. And it was literally my uncles, my. aunts, my mom and my dad, my my grandma. and my grandpa. We were all living in. the same house. Mhm. And I remember when. he wanted to go out, bro, he would get.
so pissed. Yeah. if like we were cooking and before. he went out. Like I remember being. little like specifically seeing him. getting pissed. getting pissed off. He comes down, he. sees the Yeah. Yeah. No, exactly. Exactly. Oh, that's your. story? Yeah, that's my story. That's my story. I thought you were going to say like, "Oh, he changed clothes every single. time." No, you just get out and he'd be. pissed, bro. Oh, really? Because you. can't get it you can't get it away with. with like cologne and [ __ ]. Yeah. You know? I don't know. I I've been looking into. more colognes and [ __ ] Like I've been. studying colognes. Scent colognes. Yeah, like the Chanel the Bleu and the. Yo, Dior Sauvage. You know what? That.
[ __ ] got me. Remember I bought I bought the Chanel. I bought I bought I bought some cologne. Like the expensive one, bro. That's. That's like almost two bills. But I. remember I watched hella videos before I. bought that. Yeah. And I think that's what got me. It's like just just explore going down. that path of like, "Oh, all the. compliments you'll get. Blah blah blah. This and that." right? Mhm. Yo, the marketing for for cologne. is crazy. It's crazy cuz take it in, cologne's not even that special. It's not. It's just a smell. Yeah. And more times like deodorant. smells better than that [ __ ]. Yeah. Do you ever you ever fall victim.
to like something like that where you It. was an impulse buy? Cuz that was Like. buying that cologne was an impulse buy. for me, bro. [ __ ]. Biggest impulse buy. No, I don't think. so. Even clothes, too. I feel like you Oh, clothes a lot of times. Cuz you know. when the you go to those flea markets? Mhm. Right? And you're there for so. long, but then I'm like I I don't want. anything, but I'm going to buy something. because I'm I'm here for so long. No, that makes sense. That makes sense. I'm just grab this and like pay the guy. No, I do that, too. I do that, too. I. have so much extra clothes that I have. just cuz I impulse buy it. And like they. don't even fit me and [ __ ] It's just.
like I just don't want to go home. empty-handed. No, that makes sense, bro. Cuz you you. made the journey there and [ __ ] It's. like going downtown, fam. If you leave. if you go take a train. you like that was a waste of a day. Damn. But then then there's a dark way. of looking at that like, "Yo, you only. went there for materialistic shit." Oh. Oh. Flip the script, bro. He the one that. said Flip the script. You know what I. mean? true. Nah. Yeah, cuz look, if if. if your purpose was going down and. getting clothes and getting something.
checked off your list, that's something. different. But if your if your day is. just like, "I'm going to go downtown and. have a good day." or like, "I want to go. shopping." Mhm. Bro, if you have why do. you go shopping? To buy [ __ ]. [ __ ] right? Yeah. Because I want it. No, you want it, but because what? You. want it because it makes you makes you. happy. me happy. Makes you happy. It fulfills. like a need you want, right? It fulfills. like. that craving Yeah. in a sense, right? Mhm. So, let's say you go shopping, right? If you go shopping and then you. have a [ __ ] time, Yeah. then what was. the point of going shopping? There was. no point, right? no point. So, then you wasted your day.
there. Right? But but listen, Yeah. just. because you bought something, we. shouldn't attach buying something to. happiness. Cuz if if if you put that. that that's why we fall into that. impulse buy. Uh-huh. It's cuz you attach. it to like, "Okay, I'm going to buy this. so I I feel happy now. I feel happy. now." But more times that [ __ ] didn't. make you happy, right? So, instead, you. just go down there. If you're not. feeling it, then just leave. Just leave. and then do something else. Bro, I feel like the best the best [ __ ]. to spend your money on is not even. clothes. It isn't even not even cars.
Nothing like that. Food or life? Not even food. Not even. food. think the best thing to spend your money. on Okay. is like experiences. Whether it. be. going to amusement park. Oh, yeah. Going to escape room. Yeah. Going cuz a lot of people say uh "Oh, let's get bubble tea as an experience, bro.". I mean like I guess I guess, but it's so. it's so base it's like. and what? No, but in Ontario, that's. what you can do. You feel me? So, that's. what you go for your experience. No, but you can come up with so much. better [ __ ] like. Like the beach or some [ __ ] like Let's.
go watch some clouds or like let's go. paint. You know what I mean? Let's go. let's go adventure into like an. alleyway. No, that's fire. I don't know why we. haven't done Why haven't you said that. yet? What? Instead of bubble tea since we. always get bubble tea, why don't you. just be like. No, I always I'll I'll give you all. these options. I'm like, "Yo, let's go. play airsoft in the park.". Okay. Let's go boxing in the park. Yeah. Fam, I have the best I have the. best motives, bro. You guys just want to. Fishing you Let's go fishing, bro. And. then Let's go let's go look for geods. I. told Mans to go look These guys don't. want to do it. It's just all bubble tea. And you know what? And yeah, and you. know what? It's it's because it's so.
drilled. Yeah. It's so drilled and it's not. something to post. Mhm. Then you're like, "Ah, I don't want. to do it.". Yeah. Cuz most people don't they don't. want to do it because it's not something. that's accepted. Yeah. You feel me? Those those Chung Chun rice. dogs that everyone just goes out like. for their motive now. Yo. Just to post? Yeah, exactly. There you go. Not going. to lie, they're they're bomb though, but. like like. they're pretty good. They're pretty. good, not going to lie. fam, that's crazy. Cuz yeah, I think. that I think that's what we're falling. into is the is the fact of oh, a lot of. people are doing it. Mhm. I want to post about it, too. You.
know what I mean? But But then it's like. it's so everybody has the same. experience now. And then what. differentiates your yourself from like. the other person when Cuz that's cuz. that's mostly social media, bro. Cuz. I've taken I've tried to take off like. time, but I can't. It's like addicting, fam. what, bro? What? I don't really post on my story. when I do all this [ __ ] Maybe I should. just post it. Why? To make people think? to like open their mind. Yeah. You know what I mean? Bro, no cuz. like I I I hate those guys though who. cuz sometimes I'll be in the house and. [ __ ] and then I'll see like everyone's. out, right? Boom, restaurant. Boom,
restaurant. Boom, restaurant. I'm like, "Fuck, man. Like I feel sad now cuz I. I'm not at a restaurant." You feel me? Don't be those type of guys. No, not not. going to a restaurant. I mean like oh, we're we're out here collecting rocks. Like no, who's doing that? You're going. to post on your story you collecting. rocks? Yeah, why not? Why not? That's different. stuff. That's different. Exactly. Yo, we're out here shooting. shooting bow and arrows. Yeah. No, the. one I saw you you post like your sister. doing the archery [ __ ] Like that was. kind of cool. Yeah, exactly. It's a. little bit more different and it's it's. more like All right, think about it this. way instead. We can we can go out. We.
can go to a restaurant, do some regular. [ __ ]. Yeah. That's like a regular thing. If you want. to spend your day right, do something. memorable. How do you make it memorable? That should be the first question you. you ask yourself when you go out. Yeah, or your group, fam. Yeah. Yeah. How do you make it memorable? I know. No? Cuz you know the the usual when you. sit down at a restaurant, everyone gets. their food. All right, phones out. Oh my god, bro. The pano. Yeah. They do. the pano. That [ __ ] is so annoying. I. remember we were at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then Shady took out his phone and. goes like, "You're ready to Yeah, but.
you're like I don't give a [ __ ] You're. ready to eat, but then he goes like. and then you eat. Bro. You're so against it, fam. Fam, cuz. like I I I guess I guess it's good to to. to show to hold the memory of being. together. Yeah. That that that for real like I. hold dear in my heart. Like yeah, that I. I love I love those moments where. everybody's there. Yeah. Everybody. showed up. You don't really see. everybody like that. So, moments like. that are special. But when it's just. like. I don't know, man. Just a regular.
degular. I know. Like okay, we we do this like. every Tuesday. Why are you taking a. video every Tuesday type [ __ ]. Yeah. Like yeah, you know? Mhm. But yeah. But then again, there's. not so there's not so much you could. have done cuz of quarantine. But now. everything's opening up. I better see. some creative [ __ ] y'all are doing. outside. I want to see some creative. [ __ ] I feel like I feel like quarantine. made us be more creative. Like people. are are going I haven't seen so many. picnics. Everyone's a picnic person now. Everyone's going to like exploring. woods. Like bro, like none of that [ __ ]. is like happened before. Yeah, which is.
good though. Which is good. Cuz I'm I'm. more of a cuz I I tell you this all the. time like I I like being outside or like. I like being. in nature rather than the city. Cuz for. me the city is just like I don't know. Cuz why do you love the city so much? I don't know. It's just [ __ ] the hustle. and bustle, man. Like I just like [ __ ]. going on around me. It it makes me feel. like my I guess excited. Cuz fam, New. York. Yeah. Um in New York, I don't know if uh. you saw, but they're always doing [ __ ]. like um they had a snowball fight in the. winter. Like they had snowball fights. and like water balloon fights in the. summer. That's pretty dope. Like the.
city like I'm trying to be there, but. you feel me? It's like it's it's weird. Yo, there's a. doesn't happen in Toronto. That's what. I'm trying to say. Well, there's other. things. There's cuz they do like the. polar bear swim. They do like the the. naked bike ride and [ __ ] Okay, but like. fam, LIKE. I'M TALKING ABOUT WATER balloon fights. and you're talking about naked bike. rides. No, no, but I mean like there. there there is [ __ ] to do it's just we. we're not doing that. Yeah, yeah. But. yo, there's this thing. I was in Arizona, right? This was 2. years ago. And there was this thing. going on for the seniors. I think it's.
the seniors where everybody walks around. with um. what do you call those floaties? Yeah. Floaties are like you know the. inflatable tubes? Yeah. So they walk around with that and. like yo, why are they walking around. with that? And my cousin told me, so. there's this thing in senior year. Okay. It's called. It's like water assassin, something like. that. Leave in the comments what it's. exactly called, but. Okay. This this is how it goes. So, if. you're caught without wearing your. floaties. Yeah. and you okay, yo, take this in. So, there's like a hit list. No. There's like a hit list. It's like okay,
you're assigned to this person. You're. assigned to this person. You're assigned. to this person. Somebody's trying to do. a hit on you What? with water. So, they're they're either. going to throw like water balloons or. water gun at you, right? Uh-huh. So, they set you up, bro. And. then another person is assigned to you. So, you're being chased at the same. time, right? So, if you get caught. without your floaties or your thing, your tube, then that's when you're open. for an attack. So, if you if they catch. you if they catch you lacking in the. public, then they can do it to you. So, it's like a never-ending chase. Like. oh [ __ ] you got So, if you're at work,
you're wearing the floaties, they can't. touch you. But if you aren't wearing the. floaties, they can get caught. There's a. There's a more extreme version of that. Yeah. in uh Chicago where they're like. keep it strapped. Are Are you strapped, bro? And so, they would walk up like put. the windows out. You're strapped? And. then the guy would the guy would pick. pull out a a bigger gun, right? And then they're like yo, are you. strapped? A bigger gun? That's Chicago. though, bro. That's Chicago. Yeah, but. New York That's different level. Fam, have you heard of like the riot. raves? The riot raves? Nah, what's up. with. there was this thing in New York, right?
You know ASAP Rocky? Yeah, of course. Right? So, he threw this like it was a. whole like marketing campaign for Vlone, Mhm. right? The the the big V on the. sweater, right? So, in their campaign, you would trade in your ID card for a. sweater. Oh, yeah. Right? And then like this was more of. like marketing for the youth. And then. like they would riot everywhere. So, when when the news channels would zoom. in on the the kids like picking up [ __ ]. like throwing [ __ ] it would be the. Vlone sweater. Oh, but that's bad, bro.
And and the crazy thing is like they. tore up the whole New York through the. five boroughs. Oh, that's messed up. It was crazy, fam. Like people died that. day. That's [ __ ] bro. And then all. you see in the news. people with Vlone shirts and that's how. they marketed it. Damn. See, that that's smart at the same time. It's smart, but it's like But it's like. why would you want you know? Yeah. There There's a There's There's a a. line. Yeah. There's a line and sometimes. people cross the line and or just go. straight to the edge, but like. something like that where it's playing. with people's lives or it's playing with.
like businesses or [ __ ] that costs. money, you know what I mean? I don't know. I wouldn't play around. with that. Fam, like they would jump. Yeah, they would jump on random cars and. [ __ ] like throughout the streets. Mhm. It was just all kids. But that's a mob mentality, bro. Like if. I'm in that I'm. I don't want to say I'm going to be. doing the same thing, but if I was. younger. Oh, 100%. was younger and then everybody's doing. it around me, I'm like oh [ __ ] you. know? Especially if ASAP tells yo, go. take out the trash. I'm doing that. That's ASAP Rocky. What the hell? Exactly. Yeah. But that's that's when. you have to be like okay, think for It's.
the It's a classic would you jump over a. bridge? No, if your friends did it, hell. yeah, I'm doing it if I'm with the mob. What the hell? Cuz I'm I'm going to be. like labeled as a [ __ ] if I don't do. it. Yeah. Cuz that's so hard, right? Like. the the would you jump over a bridge if. your friends did it? Like. Yeah. If everybody else was talking about it. after Have Have you had those situations. where it's like if he's going to do it, I'm going to do it? You know what? Never. Honestly, I don't. think I did. Like and that's not. that's not being just like cocky and. [ __ ] Like I don't think I did. Cuz I. always. Anytime I ask you for advice and [ __ ].
even I ask anybody any of my friends for. advice. right. You don't follow it. I don't follow it. Like I'll get your. opinion, but I just always do like what. I want to do. Bro, Carlos does that [ __ ] all the time. It would be like yo yo Gavin, give me. advice on like yo, what shoes should I. buy? Yeah. I would tell him this one. shoe, he would buy go. I'm like all right, bro. Why do you. Well, first of all, why do you ask? I. don't know. That's the thing. Cuz I I. feel like I feel like it's one Yo, listen listen. Are you Taurus? No, no, no. I don't I don't I don't I don't want. to say I'm a sociopath, Yeah. but yo, cuz my dad told me this thing how.
sociopaths they'll do something to kind. of kind of assimilate to the population. To kind of look normal. So, they'll do. they'll take on tendencies just to look. normal. Mhm. So, maybe I just do that. just cuz it's like that's what people. do. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I'm sitting right. beside this guy and he's telling me. yeah, I have sociopath tendencies. No, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying. that. I'm not saying that, bro. Yeah. Okay, sociopath and psychopath are. different though. Sociopath and. psychopath? What's the difference. between psychopath. sociopath is.
is uh in a social setting. Okay. So, a sociopath is. He would try to act normal like with the. people. Yeah. So, they're they're smart enough. they're smart enough to hide it. And. then psychopath is just like you're. local, you know? So, that's the difference. That's the. difference. Okay. But I'm not saying I'm. a psychopath or a sociopath. Yeah. saying that. I'm not saying that. But me maybe it's just my personality. where like I'm going to ask you cuz like. that seems like the thing to do. Cuz you. see all this happen in the movies like. oh yo, what should I do with this girl? Whatever, right? But realistically, I. don't I don't really care. Yeah, yeah,
that's true. But it's fun. Yeah. Is Is. Isn't there a thing where it's like you. can tell a sociopath by the eyes. Sociopath by the eyes? by like the. creepy eyes? Like if you if you never. seen me before and I just went like. this, would you think I'm a sociopath? I. don't know. I don't I don't I never. heard that before. I never heard that. before. Cuz right now looking at you. after you said that I mean might be just. be placebo, but like I'm kind of getting. just cuz I said it, bro. It's cuz I said. it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I'm literally I'm staring at your. eyes like No, but but there are certain. people where you just like look at them,
Mhm. but I think it is in the eyes. That's where you can tell like they're a. little bit unhinged or something. Eyes never lie, Chico. Al Scarface, bro. What What was that? Was that the quote. about like the psychopaths? Is that what. he said? No, he he was talking Scarface, Tony. Montana. He was talking about He was. talking about girls. Oh, okay, okay. So, the in the eyes they never lie. Like So, he went to this club and then Tony. Montana was hitting on this girl and she. was like oh. You know what I mean? I don't like you, whatever. Dirtbag. And then he's like the eyes never lie,
right? Yeah. Later on in the movie, who does he. get with? Oh, the girl? That girl. What? Mhm. But maybe it's. just fate. How does he know? No, cuz I don't know. He The theory is. like you can just see someone's soul. through their eyes. Really? You can see someone's soul through their. eyes. Like you can see kind of their. life, what they've been through. Cuz if. you look at somebody that's let's say on. the street. Mhm. and then let's say they were on the. street before, made it out, and then now. they're like successful. If you look at. them in the eye, you might be able to. tell they've been through that [ __ ]. Really? Cuz if you look at somebody that that is.
poor, they have a certain way they look. at you, you know what I mean? I don't. know if I don't know if you you notice. like anytime you see someone homeless. downtown, do you do you look at them? Not really. Cuz I actually look at them, bro. Right. I look how they're feeling. I look I look either if they're in that. position because they they wanted to be, like do the choices they're made, or. whether it was something that was done. cuz I make my own story in my head. I. don't know I I just do this for myself. I I hope like no one takes offense to. it, but like I'll look at somebody and. be like man, maybe maybe he's like that.
because. he went down this road and then like. Yeah. [ __ ] he got unlucky with this. Okay. You know what I mean? Like you. kind of give them. credit doubt? Yeah. No, I kind of make. up a story. I'm like. damn, he's he's probably down on luck. cuz he looks like this. Okay, okay. And. then that's when I'm like okay, I'll. help him out a bit, you know? Yeah. And. then I look at somebody else and then. they look like they're just trying to. get money or they're trying to like. you know, they could be doing something. else. Cuz you know those people you know. those those those people that that ask. for money? And then they have a Louis. Vuitton bag on. Yeah. They have like headphones. They.
have like I'll tell you a story right. after that. So, those type of people they cheese me cuz. it's like you're taking people's. kindness away, you know? Cuz there's some people that really. struggling. They really need it. And. then I definitely want to give to those. people that actually need it rather than. people that are just getting a quick. buck, you know? Fam, I was downtown. right one day, right? I was in the. cafeteria like the Ian Center. And then. I I had my plate of food, right? Yeah. I was just just me. And there was. two guys that came came up to me like I. guess like 30 or like 25 30, Mhm. right? And they're like yo fam, can.
I get some money? Bro, I look at him, Gucci bag, Gucci hat. I'm like I'm. looking at my plate of food. I'm like. excuse me, say that again. He's like yo, can I get some money for some food? I'm. like. fam, look at what you're wearing. I. didn't say that in my head. I'm I'm. scared for my life cuz I was like [ __ ]. they're going to rob me or something. I'm like no, I don't have any money, right? And I'm being rude to them. Yeah. He's like yo yo, this guy's being mad. rude, right? So, I go and they keep. looking at me when they're walking away. I'm like oh [ __ ] I exit the Ian Center. I see them waiting. I'm like oh [ __ ] I. go back in the Ian Center.
Yeah. Yeah. Good thing, bro. See, awareness. If I didn't have that. awareness Cuz that's that's street. smarts right there. That's street. smarts. I'm proud of myself for that still. That's good. Cuz. uh younger me would have just walked out. and what's What's man? Nah, you don't do. that. You got to You got to be aware of. your your surroundings, especially in. moments like that where any. confrontation, right? Cuz I feel like. the reason people don't have street. smarts is because they never been. confronted like that. Have you, though? Yeah, well, certain. things and certain things. But you also. have to put yourself in a position where. you don't look like a target at the same. time. Yeah. Like would you would you.
Would you walk up on me? You know what I. mean? No. Like you know how the way I walk? YEAH, YEAH. CUZ PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A FUNNY WALK, RIGHT? YEAH, you do have a funny walk. NO, NO, NO, IT'S LIKE A TROT. IT'S LIKE. A TROT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. But I look like I walk. with a purpose, you know what I mean? Or. like I look like I look like I I have. somewhere to go. Yeah, exactly. I look like I have somewhere to go or. like people are waiting on me. Mhm. So, if you walk around just like nonchalant, oh, I have nothing to do today. Then. it's like, oh, easy robbery. Walk in the. park. Easy target cuz then you look like, oh,
this guy is just like a nice guy. He's in a funny way to go. That's a. target right there. That makes sense cuz. you're not going to like see these. business guys that are walking around. Mhm. Bro, in the financial district, you're not going to stop them. Yeah. They got They got [ __ ] time. Mhm. They got time. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they don't have time. Yeah, they. don't They don't have They don't have. time, but like. they they they look like if they if. they're smart enough to be in that. position, they're smart enough to learn. a a couple couple one two, you know? Yeah, I know. Exactly, bro. And I That's.
what I'm saying like, bro, that if I if. I didn't wasn't aware, bro. And I. Someone told me this before cuz I was. walking down like these like streets of. Toronto. Yeah. And I'm always like. looking around. And they're like, "Yo, Gavin, stop looking around, bro. Like. we're we're No, but you're always like. that, bro. I know. You're always like that. It's You look scared, though. Like I. don't. You know You know when I'm in the. elevator sometimes and I see you, I'm. like, "Yo, you good?" I don't know, man. It's like I'm always like. I don't know. It's like if I'm in the. open and I see a lot of people, I'm kind. of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always ready for something to happen.
to me. Word. Okay. Which is bad. I have to stop that. No, but that's good. It's good at the. same time. Cuz you know You know I have. anxiety, right? you knew this, bro. You knew this. I had. anxiety attack last Okay, yeah. I I knew. you had an anxiety attack, but. I didn't know like you actually had. anxiety. No, so and even in high school, I don't know if you know this, but like. I had anxiety for a long time, but I. just I just learned how to stay calm, or. I just learned how to not show it. But. deep down, I feel like the people that. that do have anxiety or like they know. what's up. Like they can see through my. armor. And then that's when I'm like, oh, [ __ ] they know. Oh. If someone's.
like deeply staring at you, you're like, oh, [ __ ] Like you crawl up in a ball. Well, at the same time, I don't know. It. depends how I'm feeling at the at the. moment. Yeah. Sometimes I don't give a [ __ ] Is there. an instance where you're like, oh, [ __ ]. he can He's got me, bro. No, there's. this There's this one classmate that I. had. Yeah. And then. I was nervous for a test, right? I was. nervous for a test. And he felt It It. seemed like he wasn't nervous at all, but. in the way he in in in in his voice. You. know how you can look like. You can like prop up and be like, "Nah,
this test is. confident. You look confident, right? And yo, I was looking at him like, okay, this guy he he looks like he knows what. he's doing. Yeah. I don't know cuz the. way the way he's he's speaking, the way. I see it in myself. What I see in. myself, I see in him. So, I'm like. This guy doesn't really So, we do our. exam. Yeah. You know the times I like. look over. Yeah. Yeah, YOU ALWAYS. DO THAT [ __ ] I ALWAYS GO TAKE A STEP. BACK. IS THAT WHY YOU DO THAT? NO, it's. not That's not why I do that. Cuz cuz. I'll be so stressed and then Carlos like.
literally random time. HE'LL SIT BACK. I'M LIKE, WAIT, FAM, there's 25 minutes left. No, I don't know. I just always do that. I I I do that kind of a way to just like. take a step back and then relax. Okay. I. think about it, right? Take a break. Take a break. Cuz if if you're always go. go go go go Yeah. then I don't know. You. You don't get the same brain flow or. like the blood flowing through your. brain, right? Yeah, yeah. Cuz you're too you're too. excited, right? So, take a break. Yeah. As I do it I look over and who do. I see doing the same thing? Oh, the guy? Mhm. Oh, it's just like Yeah. Yeah. So,
that's when I know cuz if I'm doing this. Yeah. That means I don't know what the. [ __ ] going on in THE EXAM, BRO. YOU THINK I DO THAT FOR FUN? THAT'S WHAT. I THOUGHT. NO, BRO. I don't know what's. going on, bro. And you see the exact same Yeah, we're. on the same We're on the same. wavelength. Exactly. That's funny, bro. Exactly. That's why. you see me doing it in the in in. chemistry. I never I thought you were. just taking like a mental break, but. it's like, [ __ ] you really don't know. No, it is a It is a mental break, but.
it's a mental break because you don't. know what's going on. And then that. And then those moments, too, that's when. like you try and sneak a little bit of. uh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one two is. like, oh, okay. The look over at the paper. Yeah. I can. I can see that like fear through. fighters when I definitely through. Taekwondo. Like I remember this guy, right? It was the finals, and he just. saw me beat up this like guy 3 ft taller. than me. Word, yeah. Yeah. So, I see him roaming back and. forth, roaming back and forth before the.
fight. His parents are so nervous. They're trying to pep talk him, right? Whole time I'm just looking, right? I'm. looking, right? And then boom, he he we. start the fight. All that All that he he tries to like, ah, he tries to scream and shout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see I know. And once I hit him with the first kick, bah, he fell. And then he like faked an. injury to get out of the match. Really? We didn't even last two rounds. It was one round. Damn, bro. Cuz yeah, I I had a I had a. similar moment when somebody did a. scream. Yeah. Bro, I hate those mans, bro. But it's funny cuz.
it's it's when they do the scream, that's when they're down bad. That's exactly what I'm saying like I I. know you're you're hurting. It's like. you're scared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you try to. Yeah. All right, so speaking of. fighting, speaking of fighting, when you. knock somebody out or let's say you. knock somebody out like in a fight in. the UFC, whatever Yeah. what's your. move? What do you do? Like you knock. somebody out, what do you do? Do you. celebrate? I do so I used to do a celebration. Yeah, what do you do? I I don't know. I'll just be like whatever comes to my. head first. Like the the Superman. That. was my the my infamous. I would go like.
this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Superman, yeah. So. I will I heard this on Joe Rogan. Mhm. So, when Joe Rogan, he knocked out this. kid in a Taekwondo match, right? Okay. You know what Joe Rogan is a. Taekwondo champion, right? So, he knocks. some kid out with a Taekwondo Okay. with a with a Taekwondo kick, right? A. nasty ass kick. Knocks him out. And then he said. when he knocked him out he was looking. at all of the other opponents that were. lined up cuz that's how it goes like a. tournament. Yeah. Like other other people you're. going to fight. Yeah, you're next. You're next, right? So, he said, "When you knock somebody.
out cold like that, you don't You don't. get too excited. You just act like. That's that's the regular. Yeah. Cuz if you do that and don't give. no freaking excitement to it That's a. psychopath. That's That's a real killer. Yeah. That's a real killer. He's like. Yeah. Damn. Something like that, PEOPLE GO CRAZY. YEAH. BUT HIM. HE'S LIKE, NAH, that's just regular. That's just work. Mhm. You guys are going to get the same. thing. Yeah. 100%. You know how in the. movie on Karate Kid? Yeah. Where Jaden.
Smith was like every time he's like. knocks someone down, he makes a face. And Jackie Chan says, "No face. No. face." Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that. No no celebration. No celebration. Come. on. Yeah. He would go on. Cuz like like. as as I grew up and like as I developed. more like I guess um I started fighting. more. Like the all the celebration [ __ ]. went out the window cuz I do it so. often. It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you know Damian. Lillard? When he hits a since he hits so. many buzzer beaters. Mhm. fam, he every time he hits one now. Yeah, nothing. It's calm. It's calm. And.
like people know him for doing that. That's why. Cuz cuz it You want to You want to show. everybody else like. It's like it's easy, you know? That's. what I do. Yeah, ice in the veins. Like this is. nothing to me. Exactly. Yeah. But I have to improve like. pressure moments like that. I feel like. um when I'm when I'm put in position. when I'm put in situations with a lot of. pressure and like I have to make a quick. decision it's still kind of like iffy. for me. I'm like, [ __ ] I always kind of. make the wrong one. Like quick decision as in like you don't. have time to decide? Yeah. I don't know. Like even like small. [ __ ] like, [ __ ] do I get on the do I.
hop on the streetcar when it's closing? Yo, you know what? I feel like a lot of. people, especially me when I was. younger, I I would do that all the time. I'd second-guess myself. Yeah. I always second-guess. Like do I. do it? Do I not do it? And then I feel. like when you get into that, that's when. That's when the anxiety builds up, bro. That's when you get anxiety cuz you you. doubt yourself. And I think when you. doubt yourself, that's when you just do. yourself a biggest disservice and then. you freaking just [ __ ] up on your on. your [ __ ] Even though you're going to. do amazing. And look at Look at Conor. McGregor. Look at all these fighters. It's the moment where they they big it. up so much and then they have to perform.
and kind of show exactly what you said. is going to happen. That's when there's. so much more pressure, right? You have. to live up You have to live up to your. word. Would at the same Okay, would you. say would you say it's smarter to keep. it public or would it be smarter to keep. it secret? know. I feel like it's a it's a good in. between. Cuz you know um before you. fight, right? You get that like you're. nervous, but at the same time you still. kind of trying to calm yourself. I feel. like nerves are good, though. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I if you're if you're.
nervous, that means you're alive. You're alive. You're aware. You're. aware. Cuz if you're not nervous, that. means you're not ready, right? That. means you're just chilling, and that's. no good. That's no good. So, but here's. my thinking of it, right? Is it better. to say it and speak it into existence or. is it better to just be quiet and let it. happen, whatever happens? I feel like it's better to just let it. happen. Let it happen, huh? What do you. think? I don't know. That's the thing. That's. That's the question I'm I'm wondering. now. Yeah. Cuz I see fighters Some. fighters, they just say, "I'm going to. knock you out second round." Second. round comes, boom, knockout. Then.
there's the other fighters like "I'm. going to kill you in the ring." Yeah. Conor McGregor Yeah. "I'm going to kill. you in the ring." Mhm. This guy. broke his own ankle. You know what I. mean? It's almost like karma. I feel. like there's there's more consequences. or a higher risk when. when you say it. when you say it. Okay, okay. Cuz it's like, oh, bro, if if I'm. predicting second round, I got to do it. now. I got to stick to my word. And it. it's worse that you lose. [ __ ] now. there's Now you're getting clowned. You're a meme now. Yeah. And then. remember Bryce Hall? Bryce Hall was. like, "I'm a fighter, blah blah blah.". And then at the end of the fight, he got.
he got He got rocked. And he's like, "I'm not a fighter." Yeah. So, there was a Bryce Hall and um that. other guy um who fought Faze Jarvis. Oh, Michael whatever? Yeah. The guy who. fought Faze Jarvis was calm. Like, he. was like, "Ah, I don't want this real. beef. You know, I'm going to just let it. happen." Yeah. Right? But, I could see I don't know if. you could see through um who's like the. main guy? Bryce Hall? Mhm. Like, bro, there's no way he he was. just trying to put out this act that. No, but I think I think at the same time. he really had an he had an ego or he had.
a that mindset like he he thought he was. the top. like he was just want he just wanted to. be like Jake Paul and Jake Paul just. wants to be like McGregor. Like, this is. whole line. All people just want to be. braggart cuz they want to sell tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see a lot more. people are getting into the sport. though. I I kind of like that. Oh, a lot, yeah. Yeah. I wonder I wonder what what's the. next sport going to be? The next sport? Cuz it it's traveled. from. uh. It was basketball before. Yeah, everyone's doing basketball 1 v. 1s. Now boxing. Now what can go past the. boxing? MMA. It has to be MMA.
I don't think it's going to get there. I think it will be eventually. Yeah, I hope it does taekwondo, bro, so. I can Taek- Nobody's going to do just. taekwondo. Nobody's going to do that. I don't know. I want to do that. Yeah, just you. Who else is going to do. something? No, but um I think I think there's a. chance in the future if everybody's. getting into boxing eventually it's. going to be MMA. MMA? Cuz if you get the. right fighters in Oh, what if it goes to. like some some uh 5 v 5 get your five. airsoft or like paintball battles? Oh, that'd be sick. That would be We. should start that [ __ ] No, they they. should do that like um you know those. MLG people?
They should do it in the game and then. they should do it in real life. That'd be sick. I I I. I would want to watch that. No, but you. know those guys that the. the saying is like, "Oh, if you're good. on like the game on like Call of Duty, if you pick up a real gun, you're not. going to be good at it.". true. That's so true. A lot of people. think it's easy. A lot of people think. it's easy. It's not easy, bro. It's only. It's only easy cuz you don't feel [ __ ]. coming at you, bro. Bro, I remember like first picking up a. gun, I didn't even know how to hold it. correctly. And then on Black Ops you're. like, "Okay, yeah. Look at my player. I'm so sick, right?" I'm doing all these.
360s, right? And then I can't even shoot. straight. in real life, bro. Yeah, yeah, I have a. story for you. So, so I I went paintball. and I was out with my cousins. And what. happened was we played really late and. us and another group were the last. people left. Now this other group, they were like ex-military. Oh, [ __ ]. They were ex-military. They were like. They didn't know that at the time, though? They told us. They told us like, "Yeah, we we we train here, whatever.". So, take this in. We're just like, "All. right, [ __ ] it. Well, well, well, let's.
play a match. Let's play a match. Just. just have fun, right?". Yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, you don't. realize until you actually do. It's just. like a a boxing fight. Yeah. Like, you think you can throw a. punch until you get hit like that. Oh, my god. Then you sell out, bro. You. you think you can box until you you get. hit like that. Yeah. Bro, these guys were hitting us like. from the side angles. Like, pop pop pop. You just peek a little pop pop pop. Yeah. Bro, our team lost within like the. first minute. That yeah, makes sense, bro. You got lit. up, bro. If they got lit up, they got to. quit whatever they did.
Like, we I don't trust the military the. military no more cuz I'm [ __ ] smoking. them. And they're telling me they're. ex-military, bro. Come on, bro. Bro, and. then fam, I I give so much so much like. respect especially to those type of. people cuz not only is it a sport that. not a lot of people do, it's really like. it's really a talent. It's a talent to. be calm in those situations. Yeah. It. and that type of mindset or that type of. skill, you can probably take let's say a. Navy SEAL Mhm. put him into basketball, he'll be a great basketball player. Yeah. Probably.
Fam, cuz the the if you look at the root. of everything, it's their discipline. Yeah. Right? So, I feel like that you. know when they're screaming at him, "Get. down!" Right? And they do it. But. they're calm. It's calm. It's all calm. And I feel. like during quarantine I've been losing. my discipline. Like, even though I I I. don't want to do something, I won't do. it and like I'm lazy. But before, I. remember when I was taking taekwondo, I. felt like I could do whatever I wanted. cuz I had that type of discipline. That's important, bro. That's important. 100%. That's one thing since we're going. back to the kids stuff. One thing I'm.
going to teach my kid, discipline, 100%. Oh, for sure, bro. And and putting them. into those type of sports like combat. sports, that's where you get a lot of. discipline. Yeah. Cuz you get a lot of discipline. where you know you're not the best or. you know there's somebody that can. always be better than you. You're getting thrown out in the water. and it's like, "Oh, [ __ ] I learn it. now." Yeah, you know the real dangers. cuz look look, you put somebody like a. regular guy on the street into into a. street fight, he's going to think he can. somebody up if he's never been in a. fight before. But it's only until he. gets into a fight he realizes what a.
fight is. You know what I mean? He He. when he gets hit, that's when he. realizes that's what a fight is like. Yeah. Right? So, that's why it's so. important you put your kids into these. situations where they're able to adapt. and kind of learn with Okay, let's say. let's say you get into boxing. You get. into taekwondo. You take those You take. those lessons and you bring it to every. single thing you go into. That's what I. try try and do like the most is take. like everything I've learned and. translate it just translate into a. different hobby. Mhm. Into a different. sport, a different like sector in.
business, whatever I can. There there. was this thing that I always do cuz like. the discipline thing. Whenever I go up. to like a person's parent or an elder, I'll say yes, sir. Cuz in my class I. will say master is considered sir. Oh, [ __ ]. And and people made fun of me for it, but I'm like, "No, that's just like. respect and discipline." You feel me? So, I I always going to say yes, miss. Yes, ma- ma'am. You feel me? Yeah. No, that's so true. That's so true. people like the parents love it though. cuz it's like, "Oh, this is a good kid.". Mhm. But now it's like, "Fuck, man.". Like, even I can see like I don't want. to roast like the new generation kids,
but the discipline is not the same, bro. Like in the in the school? Yeah. No, no, like Taekwondo? Like, even just. taekwondo teaching. Like, everyone's. like, "If I tell them to do 10 push-ups, they'll be like, 'Ah, I don't want to do. it.'" Right? Before, if I said, "I don't. want to do it," I'm getting spanked by. something, bro. You feel me? And like that's where we. learn the discipline. But like the the. new generation has so much potential if. they get their discipline right, Mhm. game over, bro. Yeah. Yo, there's this one story I heard. of a Navy SEAL. The Navy SEALs when they. train, they.
their their best skill is just learning. Their like number one thing is learning. fast. Oh, absorbing it like really quick? Yeah, so they can probably learn a. language in a two in two days. In a span. of two days. Learn a whole language. Put. them in a situation like, "Okay, you got. to go You got to go in this spot in. China and speak their dialect." Boom. Oh, [ __ ]. They'll be able to do it because their. skill is to learn fast. Yeah. They'll. They'll memorize a building, every. single corner, every single object in. the room, every single advantage point. Yeah. within like a couple hours, less.
That's crazy. And that's a job though. That's a job. That's why it's like the elite of the. elite. Yeah. I wish I had that [ __ ] bro, too. cuz like bro, procrastination, bro, like. you all I do like five minutes of work. and then I'm on my phone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know those. those ones? But I know like I try to. model myself after my friend who can. just sit at the table and just do eight. hours of studying. Well, that's tough. I don't think I. could do that either though. I've been trying it. Like, I take like. 20-minute breaks and then like keep keep. going. The pomodoro technique. What's that? It's like um so when you study, you set. a timer. It's like 10 minutes of hard. work. Mhm. and then like you do five minutes.
of break. And then back to 10 minutes. You feel me? So, it's like a mental. So, it's kind of it's kind of like a. it's like a stop It's like intervals. Yeah, it's intervals. So, you so you. give yourself a break so you don't have. to do those eight hours. Like, eight. hours feels way shorter with the. technique. Mhm. Well, what's one trick you use to. like stop procrastinating though? Procrast- Cuz I know you procrastinate a. lot. I procrastinate hella. Yeah, I. procrastinate. Especially back in high school I used to. procrastinate all the time. Yeah. One thing I do is just I put my. headphones on and like I plug it in and. then I put my phone out my room. That's. like the the number one thing I do. Word. Yeah. I don't think I can do that.
Really? What do you cuz you're just back. on your computer and like [ __ ] YouTube. Exactly. Yeah. For me, I got to trick myself into. doing it and then I trick myself into. it's it's not it's not work. Oh, yo, you told me this one time. Wait, is it the one where it's like, "Oh, I'm. an accountant." Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I ain't going to lie cuz I was I was. doing my accounting work and I was like, "Fuck, I remember Carlos told me it's. like if you don't want to be like doing. that accounting work, just pretend. you're that job.". Yeah. It feels like you're a kid and. you're like, "Oh, I'm I'm an. accountant." Exactly. Exactly. Like,
whatever situation it is, let's say. let's say you're doing an assign- This. is for like the younger generation or. the younger kids in high school right. now. You're doing an assignment on. history. Pretend you're Indiana Jones, bro. Pretend Indiana Jones, yo. I'm. learning about the Egyptian whatever. hieroglyphics. Bro, do your research and. then pretend you're doing a a project on. like Al Capone. Yeah. Put yourself in a gangster mindset like. this is how I'm thinking. I I'm looking. at his strategies, right? Yeah. For when. they first told me that I was like, "Yo, this is the stupidest thing I've ever. until it works. But it works. I ain't going to lie, it.
works. Yo, every everything everything. in the world is stupid until it works. If you think about it, right? Yeah. Like, every single idea. flying a plane the creation of a plane. Oh, that sounds stupid. You know, you're. going to bring something into the sky? Imagine the first time they they came up. with that invention or like told that to. somebody, "Yo, you're insane." Imagine. going into the sky, right? They had. their two feet. They were still riding. horses, bro. And then you're telling. people you're going to fly something in. the air? They probably think you're. crazy. But they made it happen. Even the. small [ __ ] like mustard on watermelons. Yeah. And then everyone's like start.
eating it. Oh, now it's. Oh, yeah. Everyone's eating that [ __ ]. now. Exactly. Putting on freaking peanut. butter and jelly together. I bet the. first time somebody said that they. didn't it wasn't even a banger. I bet. like, "Oh, you do that? Peanut butter. and jelly?" Oh, peanut butter and jelly? Yeah, I bet I bet the first time. somebody said that they're like, "Yo, you're crazy. You're psycho.". Right? And then bro, like that goes with. everything. So, let's say let's say you. have an idea. Yeah. Right? And it just seems like so crazy. It may seem crazy until it's proven. If. you have a way to prove it, then bro,
you you you won. I know. You won if you. can prove them wrong. Yeah, yeah. I I feel like the the Cole. cardigan [ __ ] when I first cuz I'm like. usually into fashion and [ __ ] I'm like, "Bro, why is he cutting up crew necks, bro?" And then like you start cutting it. up. I'm like I'm seeing it more and. more. I'm like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, I swear like I've. seen some people on like. give away my secret, bro. You just gave. away my secret. Oh, [ __ ] My bad. You. want me to cut it out? All right, you can I guess you can say. it. But yeah. But yeah, that's I I've seen people on. my feed have the same exact. that now? They cut it? Word. And I'm. like, "Bro,
yeah, that's what I'm saying." But like. it was so stupid to me at first cuz like. it's wasting, but like now it's kind of. I'm not going to lie, I did that too. I. got I have one too. Cuz yo, if if if you. think about it, everything sounds dumb. until like. you see it differently. Just like oh, first they laugh, then they copy. You. know what I mean? It's It's the same. type of [ __ ] So like look at any rapper. that first kind of change their sound. Look at like X. Look at like Lil Uzi. the whole mumble rap. The whole mumble. rap. Young Thug when he came out with. Lifestyle, you know how many people were. making fun of Young Thug when he when he. came out with Lifestyle? Yeah. Everybody.
Everybody was clowning him until it. actually proved them wrong. Yeah. Until. it changed it. And then. a pioneer now. Now he became the tastemaker, right? And. I feel like those type of people, especially like the Leonardo da Vincis, whoever it may be, doing something. different from the others and it sounds. stupid at the time. Bro, look at Kanye. Yeah. Kanye. Kanye is a whole That That's him. Literally, his whole life is laugh now. and like or laugh now is I'll be playing. Yo. Kanye, bro. Remember when Kanye came out.
with the Yeezys? Bro, we thought We thought. Dog. Dog. We. thought, bro. We really thought. Fam. I'm I'm following I'm I'm trying to I'm. trying to see you Okay, this is what I. do. I try to see where like. his ideas might end up at. So for Kanye, I don't know if you know this. This kind of translate into my style. now. But Kanye, if you notice, he lined or he. inspired his whole line by Star Wars. Okay. Have you noticed that? I didn't I.
didn't see it like that until like I. really bagged it. Look look look at. foam shoe? Is that based off of That. even like the the kind of drapey kind of. clothes, the color, it's all like tan. Yeah, that makes sense. That's That's. the people in Star Wars, they wear that. [ __ ] The Jedis. The Jedis. So I'm. thinking to myself, okay, that's kind of like his way of thinking. Yeah. He's definitely going to come out. with [ __ ] to appeal to that. So how can. I like, you know, Solve it. How can I. make it my own? How can I make it my.
own, right? Let me steal this real. quick. So my my whole my whole my whole. aesthetic now is just like western space. space cowboy. Oh. That's my whole. aesthetic now. Space cowboy. Just like just like tribal. patterns, whatever I can find, handkerchief paisley. Yeah. And kind of. like the spacey type of aesthetic where. it's like futuristic. That's why I. copped this. Yeah. That's why I copped. this watch. It's like a It's like a Nike. watch. Yeah. But it looks like mad futuristic. Yeah, it does. It does. Like Back to the. Future type of watch. But it's also it's. also vintage at the same time. So that's. kind of like that's kind of like my.
That's my personality. Yeah, I know. Vintage aesthetic nostalgia. That's kind of my personality. Like I I. like the new I like the old. Mix it. together. Mhm. [ __ ] I like freaking. cowboys. I like guns and [ __ ] I'm I'm a. new gen. I'm more of a new gen. Mhm. Like whatever whatever's trending, I'll. try to hop on it, but then I'll like. make it my own type thing. Mhm. Yeah. Cuz I I've gone back to. black. I remember in my high school. days, I was like the biggest hypebeast. Oh Oh, yo, you were. Oh my god. Carlo. showed me a Supreme box logo one day and. that was my whole personality. You feel me? I was like, yo, that's.
Supreme? Yo, I love you, fam. You feel. me? And then like I kind of developed. into the more emo, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I was the first e-boy before e-boys. were like a thing. No, that's kind of. true. That's kind of true. I was I was. sad. That was a wave. That was a wave. Yeah. Like I didn't want to be sad, but I was. sad just for the aesthetic. Yeah. What was funny though? What was funny. though? Yeah. I think it was because of. Lil Uzi, right? Oh yeah, 100%. It's kind of cuz of Lil Uzi, but like. bro, you don't even listen TO EMO MUSIC.
THAT'S WHAT WAS FUNNY THOUGH. THAT'S. WHAT WAS FUNNY THOUGH. CUZ I'm like it's. always hype music, but I'm sad all the. time. Yeah. didn't didn't like Yeah, like bro, this. doesn't make sense. This don't look right ON PAPER. I. THOUGHT it didn't. But at the same But it was you. It was. you at the time. Now now it's like okay, now everyone's turning into this e-boy. Yeah. But even our manager like our. advisor is like, yo, look at Gavin's. Instagram, e-boy. I'm like, bro, I'm not. an e-boy. Maybe you Okay, what is an e-boy? E-boy. I searched it up too cuz there's so many. people calling me e-boy. So I guess it's.
like an emo person who A person who's. always sad and always wears black. Mhm. And then when people have been calling. me, yo, like you're like the the e-boy. of the the So it's just like emo cuz. back in the day it was like emo, they. had the like the crazy hair. Yeah, but I guess emo was like I don't. know, bro. People just call me that. I'm like I. kind of get disrespected cuz I'm like, no. You know how I always think about? I. think about you know, Nigahiga how to be. emo? No, who's that? Where are you? And I'm so sad. I just think about that and he's like,
how to be emo? What was that other. girl's like I mean uh the other song is. like how to get girls or something Oh, nice guys always finish last? Oh yeah. Yeah. That used to be my big personality too. Nice guys finish last. Yeah. It was kind. OF SAD, BRO. YO, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY DO, BRO. THAT statement is so true though. It is. It's so true. And as as harsh as. it sounds, like that's not going to. change. Yeah. You know why though? Why? It's. because Okay, I I talked about this with Sasha, too. Yeah. But take a look at a nice guy, right? Mhm. Is he Is he a nice for the.
sake of being nice because he has a. motive? What do you mean? He has like a motive behind being nice. Okay. Cuz cuz look, he could be nice to get in. somebody's pants. That's why he's being. nice. He's being nice. as an agenda. Oh. what I mean? Yeah. But then there's like. the obviously the the kind at heart. The. kind at heart, but they always get. dropped off, bro. Yeah. Because the the. the guys with the motive always like. find somewhere to get. And I feel like the reason the bad boys. or like the egotistical people.
always get luck with the girls Yeah. is. because they're so real. I talked about. this with Sasha, too. It's because. they're so real. Would you agree? Like. no filter? Like no filter. Like I'm going to just tell you how it. is. And I feel like that there's a there's. art to that. It's like. wow, I I'm I like that because it's so. in your face. It's like. Yeah. No, I [ __ ] with that. [ __ ] It's like genuine. Yeah, exactly. It's like more genuine. Yeah, cuz you. you obviously like okay, if you go up to. a girl and like, yo, you're ugly, bro. Like no one's going to like that. Mhm. But you feel me? But there's. there's got to be a little balance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting, right? Yeah, interesting. And.
I always wondered like why why were the. bullies always popular back in the day? I don't know, fam. They were just. I guess labeled as cool cuz you see it. all in the movies. Like they always get. the girls. Yeah, like the 80s movies. The jocks get. the girls. Yeah. Bro, you know what. pisses me off, too? I I feel like us. Asians don't get like recognized like. there's always rom-coms, right? Yeah. But there's always the the guy is white. No, yeah, that's true. You feel me? I. feel like there's only like a couple. ones where it's like uh actually people. of color. Mhm. You feel me? So I'm like, bro, like. There's I don't think there's any.
rom-coms with the Asians besides like. Crazy Rich Asians. Exactly. And and like. girls, they grow up and like that's that. that's the model. The the white boy. You. feel me? No, that's facts. And I'm like, yo Yo, but but look look at this. Um the. latest Spider-Man was it Far From Home? Yeah. The Ned No, the the the popular. guy was Asian. Was Asian. He was Asian. No, it wasn't Ned. It was. the It was the guy that was trying to. get with Zendaya and then Peter was. having trouble with. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. now. Okay, that might be the. breakthrough. It might It might be. But. I think I think it is getting better.
It's getting better, but it's up to like. Yo, you know what else? Why? This is off. topic, but anyways, um they're making a Pixar movie based in. Toronto. Remember we were talking about. this like a few episodes ago? Wait. Like. they should make something like based in. Toronto. Making a Disney Pixar movie. based in Toronto. Wait, the one you sent. me today? Yeah, the one I sent you. I. sent that by accident, but that's the. one. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. They think You. think they listen to the podcast? I. don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Yo, you. know what's crazy? Cuz. there was somebody that looked like me.
in the trailer. No way. And then my cousin My cousin. said, oh look, it looks like Carlo. No. So maybe if they if they do listen to. the podcast, that'd be crazy. But I. don't I don't think that's the case. It's just like a coincidence. Yeah, but if any directors are going are. trying to make a a rom-com filled with. like a Asian male lead, like please. I've always wanted That's one of my. dreams of my You want to be acting? in a. rom-com. Specifically, yeah. I want to I. I want to I want to direct a rom-com cuz. I have a script. Like I have ideas for. it. it going then. Got you. And after that,
bro, I feel like cuz one of my other. dreams is starting a like a fight club. or like a club. Like a gym. Yeah, like a. gym. Like a gym. Like a gym. I said MY CLUB. BUT YEAH, I'VE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO. START A GYM AND I feel like, bro, I. don't know if the way it's going, but. you do Muay Thai and taekwondo and like. [ __ ] man. Maybe in the future. gym. we might have a gym together, bro. That'd be sick. That'd be dope. I like. that. Joe and Bart. You feel me? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, so all the all those scripts I was. talking about before, fam, I have I. scripts ready, bro, and I'm just waiting.
for the time. And I think Okay, what do. you think? Should Should I wait until I. have enough money to do it properly or. should I just start doing it? What do you think? I feel like you should start doing it. Just start doing it. Cuz cuz I remember there was a thing. where it was like The Simpsons released. their cartoon, right? And it was the the. drawings were so trash. Yeah. Yeah. Right? But you don't wait. for perfection at the first. It. develops, right? And now look at where. The Simpsons are at. Yeah. So just start it, see where it. goes, and then it'll perfect itself. Cuz. I really I really have like that's some. real G [ __ ] Yeah, I have I have some.
movie ideas I really want to do, but. obviously I don't have millions of. dollars to put into production and [ __ ]. I don't even know if people want to come. out here and and freaking put money in. to produce it. So maybe I'll just do it. myself and see how it goes, right? fam. To be honest, like just start it. You've always been known for like even. though you have like that anxiety or do. I second-guess myself? Yeah. It's funny cuz like you say you you. always second-guess yourself, but you're. always doing the crazy [ __ ]. do it anyway. Yeah, you do it anyways. I. just The sociopath tendencies are there. Maybe it's just that right now. Maybe.
Maybe me saying that is exactly that. moment. Cuz I know I'm going to do it anyway. YOU SEE? EXACTLY. WE JUST PROVED IT. CUZ. IN A COUPLE MONTHS. IN A couple months, we're going to see. the trailer. So yeah, you want TO END IT OFF? I WILL. end it here. Holy. Yeah, thanks everyone. for tuning in to today's episode. If you haven't watched the vlogs, I'm. going to be posting more vlogs on my. channel. Check that out. Link in the. bio. Join the Discord if you haven't. already. And yeah, any other. announcements? Yeah, okay. I promise I'll start my. twitch somewhere around the next two. weeks.
And and I'm doing whatever it's not. raining for people in Toronto. If you. want to see me I'm going to be selling. hats somewhere. I'm going to just give. out the location you guys can come and. see me buy some hats. You feel me? I. want to meet all you guys. Yeah, so. thank you for everyone tuning in. Jumpers jump out. Deuces.
