CHRISTMAS THEORIES, MICHAEL JACKSON DAVE DAVE THEORY, CANDY-CANE GHOST STORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.58

[Music]. yeah this what slay so fishing yeah like. just any conversation is literally. fishing bro it's like you you leave some. [ __ ] out and then see if they're going. to take it and if they take it you got. them it's like dating like any single. girl you put in like a conversation. you're really just trying to like reel. some [ __ ] out you know I mean whether it. be like interest Hobbies whatever they.

get excited about boom once you got them. you got them you know what the fishing. reminds me of have you watched Hustlers. Hustler the one with the const woo yeah. the girlfriend fresh off the boat yeah. to um cardi B and Jennifer Lopez so so. what they're fishing in the movie was. cuz they're all strippers right and then. they have to try uh in 2008 there was. like a crash in like the financial. district and like all the Big Spenders. weren't going to the strip club no more. right so they had to go fishing so what. they did was they got a guy in the in. the bar right and he was just chilling.

telling one girl would talk to him and. like oh here are my sisters here are my. sisters right boom fishing begins they. order drinks they drug him yeah they. rofy him yeah they rofy him with some. like ketamine or some [ __ ] and they take. him back to the club swipe the credit. card we're rich F bro but the the whole. the whole point of that story was like. those stock market people were taking. advantage of the middle class for sure. so if you think about it it's almost. like a Karma thing so they finesse you. that way and then they're finessing them. the other way yeah exactly it's like um. those Wall Street people are just.

stealing money so why the the strippers. are like why not steal the money from. them they're coming into the clubs with. loose money yeah and and it becomes like. a thing of once one person does. something bad it's just a constant chain. you know what I mean how how does it end. how does it end is it is it always just. going to be you just like trying to get. your your bite of it or is it going to. be like a point where somebody's like. turned the other cheek what do you think. to be honest I think it's just it just. ends when somebody goes to jail or gets. arrested or someone snitches but even. then like do you think okay let's let's.

say let's say there's like some. hereditary part of that where where like. your your kids want revenge on whatever. you know what I mean cuz you hear all. the time like whether there's like a. gang beef or a family feud and then they. carry down the [ __ ] the beef of years. and years ago yeah like Ron Juliet type. of thing or um Kanye Drake No not Kanye. and Drake there's no there there's this. famous one uh Hatfields and McCoys you. ever heard about that yeah heard fields. and McCoys it's pretty much like the. capulets and uh.

in Romeo Juliet where they're still. holding that beef but I I remember. there's um there's a quote in Naro. there's a quote in Naruto and I think. was it Naruto that said it he's like we. shouldn't hold on to the problems of our. past because that's not our fight yeah. to be that's not our fight it's. something like that something deep. Denzel told me it on the last episode. yeah yeah cuz to be honest fam if that. if that I'm not uh associated with them. unless it's like really bad like you. killed my father then boom we have beef. for the rest of your life right that. right but if it's just some pet Teddy.

got into an argument in the 1900s and. now it's 2020 and there's still brief. going on that's so nah just cut it man I. know Drake and Kanye man yeah and the. worst is like family yo I I swear like I. don't understand how people get into. family beef like that family like what. do you mean family you know what I mean. cuz I I I don't know I I can't see like. me fighting with my sister over. something dumb I I could never let that. happen yeah get me to be maybe it's just. that we come from a Filipino background. it's like you got to parents I swear.

parents train you to like okay you guys. might fight during when you guys are. young obviously but when you guys get. older you have to have each other's. backs like that's the main moral right. like Filipino is all about family right. we have the fam jams we have um yeah we. even get back to like the family back. home buy and boxes all that exactly I. swear like the average age for a. Filipino guy to get out the house is mad. old cuz they just want to stay with the. family is it yeah actually right I I. know bare Filipinos that are still like. already graduated college are still. staying with their parents just cuz the. parents still want them to be there yeah.

no that's true cuz Filipinos are smart. they're like don't why why spend money. on an apartment you can just stay with. us that's facts my mom doesn't want me. to leave same I won't I won't if you. guys are still paying the bills and I. just have to pay like half I'm good with. that word but I think there's the. problem this is the problem independency. is yeah is the independency and then. when you want to start your own family. that's the problem how how do you how do. you how do you make that step though. that's that's like a step into the. unknown feel me it's like all those all. those big risks like we're still scared. to take cuz we we've only we've only.

been babied our whole life you know you. know what though as as much as we do say. uh Filipinos don't like to take risk a. lot of them do bro a lot of them do now. that I'm now I'm thinking about it a lot. of us have aspirations bro it's just. like they don't take off sometimes you. me yeah but we we still try it yeah no. but even looking back like those fam. jams like for example karaoke parties. where they're singing and [ __ ] famam all. the time we're always bigging them up yo. be an actress go to film be an actress. be an actor whatever I swear that's.

[ __ ] that's [ __ ] though like. that's only a compliment to give cuz. they're probably drunk they're like oh. you're a good singer you should go into. to acting like go you think it's just. for jokes it's not Ser it's never. serious cuz in the back of their mind. whenever I have a a career talk with my. parents it's always like finish school. do that thing even though they even. though like oh I have bare passions I. have be passions yeah you can do that. but remember yeah yeah yeah say safe be. safe true I don't know I don't know but. I I guess it's different with every. family it's different with every family.

for sure and yeah I don't know man but. go into going into like Christmas. Filipino Jam this the Christmas yo let's. drop this let's drop this on the. Saturday can you can you do that yeah I. can probably do that I'm off school now. yeah so exams are done dropping this on. Christmas Day yo congrats on everyone. that just finished school man uh have a. chill break you know what's what's your. favorite Christmas memory I think we. said it before but like let's rehash. okay hold on my favorite Christmas. memory that I said before was getting my. first phone it's it's hard it's hard. thinking of memories on the SP spot I.

think I think what I miss the most cuz. I'm Looking Back Now what what's. different from these from this type of. generation to before one thing I really. really missed bro is just like hide and. seek in the house man oh yeah for sure. that never happens no more that never. happens obviously obviously cuz we're. too big for that yeah but but I don't. know cuz my my cousins were still older. at the time and they would still play. too yeah but you they were hanging out. with like little kids so they're like. let's make it fun right no but I have. little cousins do you not have little. cousins no we're all grown up oh I okay.

I guess I guess I'm the I'm the older. I'm the older right so your whole family. tree is still reproducing yeah yeah it. is damn it is bro yeah to be honest ours. there's only like one or two like little. kids yeah we just they just stopped. reproducing they're like [ __ ] the kids. man so one or two do they believe in. Santa yeah they do oh okay yeah. obviously Uncle why this was funny cuz. my uncle right every single Christmas he. would make fun of U my other other.

cousins that open their Santa. gifts like I saw your mom packing that. no that's saw your mom packing we were. at Costco wow n that's so weird that's. so weird why that's that just ruins the. whole mood of it no but it's jokes. that's kind of like our family humor it. it's kind of dark like that it's kind of. dark but it's funny it's funny right bro. if if that happened at my f JS bro. everyone would be cheesed what because. we like we like G giving the kids a. imaginations just ruins it you know but.

but what's funny cuz he has kids now. okay cuz he has kids now before he. didn't have kids though Santa whatever. sh is fake bro he the the kid comes. straight at the room he sits him down. he's like okay Tooth Fairy fake that's. just me putting money out of the pill. pillow Santa Claus that's just me and. your mom your your relativ said that. yeah damn yeah that's how I found out. really cuz my mom came in my room no I. my mom came in my room and like I S I. like opened my eyes and she was putting. money under my pillow oh [ __ ] no I had a.

similar story. too but my my story is like she okay I I. I wrote a letter fam you don't write you. don't write letters to Toth fairy right. yeah what I just did it I just did it. cuz I wanted some extra cash cuz I. wanted to get U what was it it was like. Pokemon Diamond poon Diamond I really I. really wanted to get that so I wrote a. note like I wanted extra cash so I can. get it. right so I left the note blah blah blah. I'm sleeping I'm sleeping and then I. guess I guess I woke up a little bit. earlier so you know those ones where you. pretend to sleep oh where you had to.

pretend so so I heard my mom like move. in and then like leave the the $20 she. put $20 like on my on my desk or. something I didn't put it on my pillow I. put it on like the desk and then I. remember like oh okay this is it like. I'm going to close my eyes just pretend. just pretend cuz I know the moment I. open my eyes it's going to be there it's. wraps it's wraps you open your eyes she. sees you ah it's not real it's not real. it's not real you're not getting the. money bro okay but anyways [ __ ] you know. how you said Christmas are a bit. different now yeah on Christmas if your.

family still has little children or you. have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Christmas is way more exciting well yeah. obviously because if you're single no if. you're if you're single or like you're. you still have no kids like all you see. around you is people happy and [ __ ] like. that and it just adds to. like you're single is not fun because I. I I researched and like during Christmas. is one of the highest rates of suicide.

really no I see that though because. everything is like plastered everywhere. it's like commercialized exactly the. marketing is crazy for Christmas Even in. the Philippines like I believe they. start they start celebrating Christmas. in November yeah right a whole month. before bro I know they're celebrating. they Christmas trees and [ __ ] up in the. Philippines right yes yeah usually. Philippines late to everything but only. Christmas they they mad they're mad. early right they love that they're mad. early okay wait I have a theory though I. have a theory it's it's not so much a. theory but it's like a dark meaning. behind the of Christmas lights oh [ __ ].

okay yeah so if you think about it where. did Christmas lights come from anyway. Christmas lights I don't know just it's. they just do it they just do it so they. actually originated from candles so to. to grant wishes for the new year and for. the the winter solstice they would put. candles out right okay now Christmas. lights when they were adopted with the. bulbs at first they started putting them. with messages so if you had red lights. the red lights were actually supposed to. ward off evil spirits the dark energy. that looks around right now blue lights.

was supposed to represent one of your. family members that have passed away in. a war so during I think World War I and. World War II that's when these lights. were popularized and instead of putting. like the the red white or green lights. yeah yeah they would put blue lights to. represent that their their morning a. loss yeah cuz they can't celebrate it. with them and then the green what do you. think green is I'm was going to save. money yeah kind of kind of like like. good good fortune they want Good Fortune. to come to the house fortune and it's. supposed to represent life it's supposed.

to represent like um New Beginnings New. Beginnings right so if you think looking. back like we never we just we just use. these type of decorations and we just. think like oh it's just there because. cuz remember I did that that uh Theory. with the mushrooms right okay and how. the reason we put gifts underneath the. tree is because of the Amon mascaria. they grow at the bottom of the pine tree. right you love saying that word huh yeah. yeah yeah so I I did I did a clip on it. right on on my on my other Tik Tok and. it's one of the most popular was like.

where else are we supposed to put the. tree on the top of the tree like no. that's not the point that's not the. point of of the theory right do you get. me though no I get it cuz why why why. are you asking if we're supposed to put. at the bottom of the tree no the real. question is why do you even put gifts at. a tree anyway why do we even celebrate. with a tree anyway in the first place. and then everybody's like n this is Cap. this is Cap blah blah blah bro look at. it has nothing to do with the birth of. Christ you know what I found out too you. know candy canes right it's supposed to. symbolize Jesus how did you know that.

cuz fam first of all the the J it's. shaped like a j so that's similar no no. there's more there's more so the the. white on the canane is supposed to. represent the in his innocence and what. do you think the red symbolizes oh his. blood blood his blood interesting yeah. cuz I heard I heard I heard a similar. Theory but it's for it was for the. Shepherds Shepherds so the the Shepherds. the canes yeah that too yeah cuz it it's. it's tied into the Shepherds that came. to to the Nativity right so check this. out another one okay Frosty the Snowman.

Frosty the Snowman where the did Frosty. the Snowman come from I mean winter you. bu you make snowman so they probably. it's a fictional character that they. just made up to like for commercialism. huh so check this out bro so the. original Frosty the Snowman like. character has really really dark Origins. fam I knew it dark Origins listen listen. so if you think about it uh a snowman. coming to life right like that's already. like some some Supernatural [ __ ] yeah. get me so the original story where these.

kids they decided we want to build a. snowman and bring it to life okay now. what did they use for the eyes coal now. now Santa Claus when you're naughty or. nice what do you get oh coal you get. coal so that means the kids were what. they're bad they're naughty kids right. they're naughty kids with evil. intentions so what did they give Frosty. the Snowman to hold what did they give. him a broomstick thing yeah they gave. him a broomstick and then he had the. pipe and the hat right oh yeah he did so. broomstick a broomstick is very very.

common in a lot of pagan rituals. especially for witchcraft bro that's why. witches fly on broomsticks yeah yeah. yeah so listen bro when they when they. brought Frosty Snowman to life look at. the OG like cartoons for it these kids. are holding hands in a circle and then. chanting chanting chanting almost like a. conjurant fam [ __ ] yo I never looked at. it like that bro but look look the cold. right the cold is obviously like why. would kids just randomly have Cal they.

don't just randomly have Cal they were. given Cal for Christmas cuz it's. Christmas time so that's they had some. evil intention that's different no cuz I. thought I thought you were going with. the story cuz there was um a crime story. yeah where um a guy who was murdered the. murderer put that guy's body in a in a. Snowman in a snowman so that's what I. thought you were going with it's like it. originated from that story in like the. 1900s and like that's why he came alive. cuz there's an actual body in Frosty the. Snowman nah wait when did this happen.

when did um I I I read it in an article. it was like there's a book on it really. yeah it was like um the man in a in the. snow angel or some [ __ ] like that real. damn that's F but bro have you ever. watched the movie the Frosty Snowman. movie yeah I hate it it gives me off. weird VI it's trash right it's trash and. and if if you if you look at it with. like a more mature mindset like the. things they're doing right when he comes. to life yes the first thing he does is. like he sees a police officer and and. then he just ignores him remember yes.

bro he's working with the Ops yeah yeah. he's like he's like uh disregarding. police Authority right and then what. else did he do he freaking bro do you. remember do you remember when um the. little girl he convinced the little girl. to come with him to the North Pole by. himself just him and the little girl. remember and the girl she was like. freezing with hypothermia but Frosty had. her in her arm had her in his arms and. was just like trekking through the the. North Pole bro okay yeah that's. different that's different saying all. Christmas things are weird cuz remember.

we before we were talking about um the. what's that song Oh Baby It's Cold. Outside oh cold yeah bro from yeah that. song is it's rapy yeah it's rapy bro rap. no cuz what was the lyric it was um this. drink tastes funny or something this. drink tastes funny or something but it's. saying in such a like a melodic like. calm way yeah yeah yeah I could just. imagine baby's cold outside and then. like he puts the drugs that's that's. what it's about it's about literally the.

girl going to this guy's house and then. he's convincing her to stay overnight. because it's cold out to stay here with. me you know on rap I better go but then. he's like what it's cold oh my God just. come inside yeah exactly exactly hell no. bro there's so much [ __ ] with Christmas. that it's not even related to the birth. of Christ Nativity whatever and a lot of. it has some dark dark meanings bro so.

look at gingerbread houses gingerbread. why the fu do we make gingerbread houses. okay hold on let me think gingerbread. houses gingerbread house from where I. don't know okay the first the first ever. like um sighting of a gingerbread house. was from the story uh what was it called. Hansel and gredle you remember that oh. when they got killed um by the the the. old lady the witch in the in the. gingerbread house right so it was kind. of like a it was kind of a lure for kids. to come in cuz it's made of candy and.

[ __ ] right so that's like the first ever. setting of gingerbread but they dated it. back gingerbread itself right just the. just the act of making gingerbread did. you know only certain people could make. gingerbread at the time if they had a. license to and they were part of like. this Union what yeah how why so take. this in so in Dutch tradition they. believed that gingerbread has a lot of. spiritual power so gingerbread men guess. where that [ __ ] came from I don't know. bro there's a dark origin with.

gingerbread men that the reason they. make them is for witches to create a man. and give it to a lonely woman and. whatever man that receives this. gingerbread and eats it they will fall. in love with that woman what the fu yeah. that's crazy it's crazy also also the. witches would also create their own. gingerbread and Put a Spell on it like a. like a voodoo doll you know how you know. how voodoo doll if you if if touch it it.

it you get hurt right get cursed hurt. whatever so witches would make. gingerbread men of their enemies and eat. them and it would it would kill them. kill them or defeat them why the [ __ ]. you and why why why are we celebrating. this with Christmas for what you know. what I mean it's just it's just like I. don't know we just got all the all this. [ __ ] together and just put it together. into a nice package I know even the. gifts like the gifts You' you've given. I've searched up there's like four myths. about uh some stuff about Christmas so. have you ever got like a a scissor or um.

a knife for Christmas for Christmas yeah. like like you know how people get those. cooking supplies for the people okay but. nah I haven't personally but yeah what. does it mean cuz you're you're not. supposed to get that for someone cuz. that means your friendship is going to. get cut in half really yeah you're not. you're like the person just leaves after. that wa what the hell that's like a. Superstition I know yeah like like a. little myth and then like you're not. supposed to give a person a wallet. without without any money in it yo you. know how many times I got that I got. that. but why though what do mean it means.

that like you're wishing bad luck on. that person that to get no good fortune. in the future no money I guess it didn't. work green bean that [ __ ] didn't work. and um what else oh H you're not. supposed to get someone's shoes why cuz. then that person's going to walk away. from you that's like that's like some. some sad boy [ __ ] bro that's like some. sad boy Twitter [ __ ] and and the last. one is um uh there's a certain time. where you're supposed to put down your. Christmas tree like if you do it too. early or too late the rest of the year.

you're going to have bad fortune if. putting up your Christmas tree no. putting down your Christmas tree when. Christmas ends well what time what time. are you supposed to do January 5th is. supposed to be the best time I don't I. don't know why but every everyone says. that January 5th is the the number one. day to do it and for the rest of the. year you'll have good luck I don't know. if I believe in that no it's just. superstitions superstitions yeah but. those are those are the things that I I. learned I was like oh [ __ ] I have. received shoes and those friends have. walked away from me really yeah actually. damn. got here uh by shoes from Christmas damn.

okay that's tough what do you think. happened that's tough so it is it might. be real I don't okay cuz cuz the the. thing is with gifts right I think what. it is more of is like the intention when. you give it to them rather than like cuz. if you don't know these superstitions. you're not going to believe in it but. but looking back you're like oh that. [ __ ] makes sense now yeah but then once. you read about it it's like oh [ __ ] yeah. if you cuz if you really think about it. the the wallet thing didn't work for you. yeah the wallet thing I got a lot of. wallets a lot of wallets like growing up.

cuz cuz even even a penny in the wallet. will symbolize good luck and good. fortune to the person you can put just. one cent and it's good you're blessed. yeah for the new year that that's why I. put like hella cash in my pockets for. the new oh maybe that's why on New. Year's it counters it cuz you we shake. money yeah so so if you don't do that. then oh balances out though Bal it. balances out yeah so just cancel that. [ __ ] I know okay what about what about. rain flying reindeer you know where. those come from flying reindeer. reindeers just Rudolph the rednose. reindeer in general that that's that's. already dark in in itself because.

Rudolph was bullied yeah so that that. whole song of like him being not. Incorporated with the group is just pure. bullying like we we didn't realize that. as kids actually you're right no we did. kind of realize that as kids that was. kind of the whole message of Rudolph. though it it was a good message fam it. was a good message cuz it was like it. was like the the deformity or um the. thing that made him different was. actually helpful to Santa Claus and made. him the hero of the day I can see that. right so that's actually a good message. but they bullied him for like his his.

red nose and [ __ ] yeah for his red nose. for his red nose where did it come from. though do you know so flying I think I. think we mentioned it before I don't. know for sure okay but flying reindeer. specifically reindeer are very common in. Siberia and then what do we find in. Siberia the red and white mushroom right. yeah so Dash she used to grow under pine. trees M I think you told me this too. didn't you I did. yeah or not or maybe in Siberia okay. anyways anyways so the reindeer they had. like a infatuation for these for these.

mushrooms and they would eat them all. the time so you can imagine like hella. reindeer eating these red Rudolph the. Red Nose oh [ __ ] reindeer right now one. way for the people to go under like a. hallogen trip was to take the reindeer's. urine because they've been eating the. amonita mascaria like throughout the. whole winter eventually their urine. becomes like hucog enic bro yeah it just. poisons the mushrooms yeah so they drink. that they drink that urine and then they. start tripping balls I did tell you this.

the urine yeah the urine piss exactly. exactly and they start tripping so you. can imagine all these reindeer around. they're flying they're you see that. they're flying that's where it comes. from that's where it comes from yeah the. flying R and then the red when they're. eating the mushroom near their face it. might look like a red nose on the. raineer cuz you can imagine the reindeer. leaning down to eat right at the. mushroom y me oh I that still that's. where it all came from.

bro have you ever heard a a crazy true. like a true crime Christmas Story I. Heard like some go stories actually no I. got I'll tell you this like True Crime. one it's it's supposed to be the. massacre of Christmas in Covina right. that that's what that's what it's called. so there's this guy called Bruce parau. right and him and his wife were like. going through it one day uh the wife. filed a divorce so that means he's going. to have to be paying like 1,500 a month. just to pay for the divorce right so. he's like [ __ ] that so when when. Christmas came around he got invited to.

one of the parties for his in-laws he. dressed up that as Santa and in his bag. that he took with him he had four. handguns oh this is real and a. flamethrower what the [ __ ] yeah so this. is what happens so 11:30 everyone is. having a great time right 11:30 comes. out he knocks on the door boom opens the. door his little niece ran to him right. because he's dressed up as hand he wants. to give him a hug he took out the. handgun shot her straight in the face. the bro as soon as that happened.

everyone started panicking panicking. boom he at this point he was just he was. just spraying no way this is real this. is Bruce parau you can look it up and. the the the person that filed the. divorce was Sylvia parau hell this is. all in Cina California this guy did like. a whole Massacre dress of Santa Claus. yes bro and then once he left he went to. his brother's house he took his handgun. and just killed himself damn all in s. all in he was definitely not right in. the head though I don't know man was it. just like a I think it was just like he. was Revenge thing yeah yeah it was like.

a angry I don't want to pay for this. divorce damn on Christmas this was on. Christmas day yeah what the f they were. having a Christmas party and he and like. the the flamethrower that he bought was. humongous like he was spray like it. could go 50 feet in the air he was just. spraying how you get a flamethrower. though handmade handmade yeah it was a. handmade flamethrower that's what I read. that's that's some like wild [ __ ] that. that that remind me of um what do you. call this um cuz I finally watched. Project X yeah on on Netflix cuz finally. on Netflix the guy at the end of the. movie where he had the flamethrower oh. yeah that [ __ ] was fire man oh my God no.

I think cuz Yulan mus got a lot of. backlash when he made his flamethrower. yeah cuz why would you need a. flamethrower if you think about it yeah. I know if you think about it out of. anything out of any weapon in the world. a flamethrower yeah that it's lowy an. overrated um weapon cuz it's only good. in like short distance no you can throw. that [ __ ] far really you can throw that. [ __ ] kind of far like if I see you if I. see you walking you can hit someone like. freaking I'm pretty sure like 25 fet. compared to an AR that's just not but.

like Splash damage bro like if you're in. a if you're in a a curb or something. yeah Splash damage is crazy cuz the the. amount of damage that the guy at the end. of the movie of um Project X did was. crazy yeah cuz that [ __ ] was shooting. far pause what why why pause like. shooting far what do you mean she was. shooting far that's not even pause it is. you're good you're. good no but why would cuz look look look. imagine in like a zombie apocalypse or. anything bro what's your like go-to. weapon like a gun or like a sword.

or who's going to have a a flamethrower. who who in the right mind is going to. have like a flamethrower bro yeah fire I. know it it's got to be heavy to carry. too D do you know those things called. those people called um pyros pyro Tech. yeah pyros yeah and they just love like. burning [ __ ] yeah in in Call Of Duty. Modern Warfare they're like pyrro are in. your area oh yeah I remember that yeah. and then like they they would be either. suicide bombers or the ones that um when. you die they just they just blow up damn. yeah I think I think the first like. flamethrower was in uh I think Vietnam.

right yeah yeah that was when they first. started using it that's crazy that's a. crazy choice of weapon yeah I'm I'm just. waiting for the like the ray gun for. someone to actually make a in lifee ray. gun like laser nuclear like you shoot it. out and like you just instantly die yo. they're saying there's like a whole. conspiracy that that there's this like. there's like this invisible gun that. will shoot gamma at you and then make. you get cancer oh my God that's but that. is the ray gun but if yeah that's like a. ray gun that's a ray gun in a sense cuz.

we can't see that [ __ ] it's not green. it's not green oh my goodness but. imagine like you have like a assassin. instead of shooting you with a bullet. bro he just waits for time and then like. you're going to die anyway yeah like. imagine the next year you get called. like oh you have this and this and this. because you got shot with a gamma gun. that's the future right that's the. future yo I think I think the more. technology we get it's just the more. dangerous and the more evil the world is. going to be I feel like the less the. better the better we're off to be honest. a [ __ ] but I'm not a hater of Technology.

like I love technology yeah of course of. course but the fact that it it is. getting to the point where robots can. like do certain [ __ ] that we can do that. they're not supposed to be doing like. emotions you know what I think it is bro. I think it's more of like because it's. so new we don't have any responsibility. with it you get mean so so we yeah we're. not even like um monitoring it yeah yeah. yeah we're like oh this is not bad it's. just advancing no even even just like uh. for example just spending too much time. on on your phone oh yeah that's that's. one great example like spending too much.

time on your phone like before we just. do that [ __ ] and then we think there's. no repercussions but yeah there are some. real repercussions like mental health. yeah for sure depression whatever maybe. anxiety I'm pretty sure using your phone. over like 8 hours prolonged time. increases anxiety like 50% something. something crazy like that I I feel like. gen Z specifically a very depressed. generation just cuz their their normal. average um screen time is always a 11. whenever I ask someone what their screen.

time is like a teen like me 12 hours 11. hours 9 hours damn and like you know why. though cuz it's like um what do you call. this we have so much apps that we were. just sucked into and then boom once we. have more screen time we get more sleepy. what we get more sleepy we're just. depressed all the time we have no energy. yeah and and we just don't like to we. don't like to dive into things that. aren't out aren't on this now cuz this. is like a whole world in itself and my. accountant even told me this too he like. yo it's so crazy how nothing can happen. around you here like physically here but.

once you go on that phone it's a whole. another world like you're literally. talking to people across the country. connected all at the same time and then. boom there's so many different like. Realms in the internet you can go down. into right so in a sense it kind of. keeps us more connected where you can. find communities but it's kind of that. thing of like you'll never break out of. your your physical here cuz cuz it let's. say let's say you have your world here. you're comfortable here that becomes. your bubble right and then if your year. you don't have a reason to go out then.

there's no point cuz you're already. connected through the phone like oh I'm. too lazy to go out man let me just see. what other people doing yeah and I think. I think that's the big reason why a lot. of men especially like the newer. generation this is real remember this. fact no the men that don't that are that. are still like virgins that don't social. media no that don't like go out and date. girls cuz of what cuz of guess guess. what the cause is everybody knows the. cause oh video games no not even bro I. just it's porn fam oh porn it's porn you.

know why cuz cuz look look it's it's a. sense of like reward right so okay. physically right we have an instinct. like almost even like animal instinct to. better ourselves so that we can go out. and get somebody to mate right like. that's kind of our whole animal Instinct. that's our purpose as a as a as a being. you know what I. mean so so let's say let's say all you. do is [ __ ] jerk off and then bust. nuts bro then then you have no you have. no energy or you have no um desire the.

post not Clarity is crazy exactly you. have no desire to go out there and do it. yeah cuz everyone that um I've heard of. you know that um after you do it and. then you look in the mirror and you're. like oh I'm ashamed of myself type [ __ ]. it's tough and like um even you relate. that to the real world porn is nothing. like sex even porn star say this yeah. like in porn you see the no. communication like [ __ ] you just see. the guy oh here's a pizza open the pizza. box Su my dick like what if you did that. in in a real life oh here's a pizza and.

you you [ __ ] your dick is in the. pizza that's rape bro that's that's [ __ ]. that's bad bro like it doesn't go. straight from hey I'm your neighbor to. [ __ ] because because it it's become. such a like this they know what the. product is now and they they can only. Vamp it up from there it's just like. music bro the more creative the music. gets the even more creative later it. becomes the more weirder it becomes. because it has to appeal and and it's. hard to go from like regular bro you. can't go like something crazy and go to. regular oh yeah there's a there's a.

theory that I that someone told me that. said if you are constantly jerking off. or beating your meat in the future you. lose eyesight no that's the thing have. you heard that yeah that's that's what. people say that's what people say that. was the whole I think that came out in. like the 80s or something like when when. P I thought I thought people just said. that for like guys and girls to stop. beating their meat yeah yeah that's why. but is it actually true though like it's. not true are you D how that should be. true then why did you say it was true. you're like yo that's true no no but. that's what people say I'm just saying.

that's what people that's no way that's. true of course what the heck but but my. friend John John he told me something. and this is so true bro this [ __ ] is so. true he's like yo my family is investing. in hearing aids because why because our. generation right now we're listening to. very loud music we're going to concerts. going to the club we don't really. realize how bad our hearing is going to. get when we're older I know cuz uh the. the elders the elders now right yeah a.

lot of them weren't exposed to loud. music like that yeah but the ones that. were you can see like they're de they. can't hear even eyesight even eyesight. man you know you know one of the biggest. things my friend um my friend in the. elementary school he was cuz my mom told. me you know that H that volume that. volume line she said never go past the. half okay while you're a kid right so my. friend um he whenever he was in class I. could hear the music that that was. coming out of his headphones I could. never do that man and he would always.

but now especially like right now I am. always getting the the the notification. on your iPhone where it says audio. exposure really you get those nah I. always cuz my my music always blasting. 100 oh you always put it high yeah cuz. you once you put high you're used to it. you can't go down anymore oh [ __ ] I. never listen to loud though really I. always listen to like quiet cuz I kind. of like to hear my surroundings no I I'm. like tuned in to my really you like BL. that [ __ ] that's why airpods are not. they're not like loud enough for me.

anymore wow I go in my car you put it. like full blast yes damn almost almost. full blast that's why whenever I get the. audio exposure like oh uh for the week. your audio exposure has been exposed I. just what for the week your audio. exposure has been like yeah like. exceeded there's a maximum on your audio. damn I have but as a kid I'm like as a. teen I'm like okay bro I'm I'm still. young and [ __ ] so I'm not really. thinking about the consequences but. everything does come out with the. consequence yeah [ __ ] I didn't even know. bro that's why when I get in my car I.

love being in the car cuz I can just. flip full volume Dam I I don't I don't. like that though I don't know why cuz I. feel like for me for me especially if. I'm listening to music I do like to have. those times where like I'm zened in but. I don't like not being able to hear. what's around me yeah just the fact of. like what if somebody who pops in right. now and tries to fight it you know like. what if in your bedroom though yeah bro. okay I have a funny have a wait did I. tell the story no you didn't bro let me. see so so um one night right one night.

this is already a late night bro I was. tired so I'm sleeping I go to sleep and. what do I wake up to my my house. alarm oh [ __ ] Bro house alarm blasting. yeah me I get up right away I grab that. Katana fam and I run upstairs like ASAP. I drop that [ __ ] this [ __ ] falls on the. floor everything breaks here and then. I'm like what's going on what's going on. I ran upstairs bro I'm like it's go time. right it's go time so I look at the door. and it's my sister and she like.

malfunctioned the alarm she standing. there like bro but what yeah she's like. what's going on not lie like oh what the. [ __ ] I was so pissed bro when I came. back downstairs mhm I look at my room. it's like a mess and then and then I'm. I'm just sitting there I'm like like I I. was shaking I was shaking cuz imagine. from Deep Slumber you wake up and it's. go time W that that's a big fear too I. think what it was though is because I. always had like that fear of somebody.

might come come and try to get me like I. got to be ready like even when I was a. kid for no reason maybe it's because I. watched a lot of movies growing up but I. always had that feel like what if there. like home invasion what if somebody's. like busting in what I going to do right. and it's kind of dope because because I. got to see like how fast I was you're. like yeah bro it was like robot it was. literally like robot like I was there. boom eyes open I hear the I hear the. alarm I didn't even have time to. comprehend what's going on it was just.

all automatic boom boom boom that was it. yeah I i' I've never had one of those. stories like thank God but I remember. one time on my like road I was still. very small and there was like these. drunk adult teenagers having a party. right and they were throwing bottles at. each other it was getting bad my dad had. to go outside I'm like Dad why are you. going outside they're drunk they're. probably going to like curse at you for. no reason and attack you right and then. boom we we just all I was ready there. with my B like if something happen come. close to the area man you're getting SW. on by like a 8-year-old kid bro I don't.

care I remember I saw this video I send. you the video too okay there's this Dad. and this little kid they're arguing with. like this store owner for something and. then the the store owner was yelling at. the kid like yo if I was your dad I. would have smacked you and then right. when he said that the kid. smacks you have a video this the kid. smack the store you have a video of this. no I saw I saw it somewhere online. yeah like no hesitation like you was.

yelling at him and then smack boom No. Lie have you there's definitely been. positions where like the kid is really. like Rowdy and the parents just letting. it go sometimes I just want to be like. yo control your kid yeah I know but like. like one time in church bro this kid. cried for the whole Mass I'm like I'm. like yo have the courtesy to take your. kid out of church for me I just feel. embarrassed exactly it's like secondhand. cringe yeah exactly exactly but maybe. maybe they're just so over it cuz. they're so used to it and then like they.

don't even hear it no more cuz I think. that's what it is more more times right. like if you're so used to something. going on that's why it's good to be used. to like I guess harsh environments. because anything else is going to be. like paradise you mean yeah yeah that's. true have you ever um been in your. friend's house when they got paged by. their parents nah nah word I I I've had. one where my parents paged me in front. of my friend like d come upstairs right. now what did you do I don't know I don't. remember what it was but they just paged. me and all my friends are like.

oh I came like I I cried and like I had. to wipe my tears when I came back down I. never I never got like yelled at a like. crazy I know I have but it wasn't. nothing serious nothing that I would. recollect but one of the biggest ones I. remember was in um was in elementary. school bro just bad kid Carlos in. elementary yeah no I think I think. that's when I had like my my bad yeah my. bad my bad kid face like the peak of. like negativity freaking like meny meny. that even a word black Air Force Carlos.

yeah that energy bro so I remember this. one time damn looking back I was a bad. kid man this was like music class and. we're supposed to be quiet but I was. like doing [ __ ] to like make everybody. laugh while we're supposed to be quiet. and that's the worst right when we're. all like like holding their laugh we're. like holding their laugh those are the. best ones so I I was I was doing I. forgot what I was doing I was like doing. some [ __ ] with her hands trying to make. people laugh and then bro the the music. teacher came up to me and she was like.

yelling in my face literally like. imagine this my face she was right here. right here yelling and that was the. craziest I ever been yelled at in my I I. still remember her I still remember her. I can see her in my nightmares fam that. [ __ ] was it's so close and it was almost. like traumatizing so I can only imagine. I can only imagine the kids that grew up. with really strict parents that would do. that to them every single day how would. they turn out you think they would they. would turn out good or or worse. worse yeah yeah for sure but I feel like. they just be.

timid I don't know man it really all. depends on the person why look how you. you turned out you turned out all gay. timid I'm timid I'm N I guess kind of. yeah I I have times where where like I. don't really want to cuz I'm I'm a mix. I'm like intro extro you know I'm not. really I'm not really hella extroverted. I'm not really hella introverted I don't. know but there there was a story there. was another story where um uh you know. how in the last episode I said yo all. Kevin are [ __ ] and the only cuz I. had a bad experience with a Kevin Kevin.

say what the Kevin say no so so this. what happened right so we were at the. age where where you don't you call your. mom when she picks you up just hi Mom. right but when my mom picked me up I was. like hi Mommy right so all the all the. kids especially Kevin he exaggerated. he's like you call your mom mommy right. right and I was like I was Furious right. I was like yo mom these guys are. bullying me bro like that was the first. like they were making fun of me for. calling my mom mommy I was so excited to. see I'm like hi Mommy right just the. normal kid [ __ ] right so I remember this.

was during winter I took when we were. doing the Harlem Shake. Challenge and and this this is this is. when like when the music goes off you're. allowed to push you're allowed to do. whatever so I took a snowball and I was. like okay this is it like I'm allowed to. hit people so I took a snowball and. Kevin had glasses I chucked a snowball. at his his thing broke his glasses he. didn't know who it came from we started. crying I was like huh that that's what. that's what Kevin's get never figured. out this guy hates Kevin to this day. hate Kevin to this.

day I never had a bad experience with. like a name that I would remember be. honest and Kevin was the first yo back. going back to the porn [ __ ] Kevin was. the first one to like my first glimpse. of like seeing porn because you know we. we were all like kids right and then we. we we're at of sleepover and then we. didn't know what porn was right and Kev. was a horny ass kid right boom boom boom. he was like yo let's go on the site. right and you know we were so paranoid. we like like we we ducked out the camera. when we went on the side and then and.

then he was like Gavin Gavin uh you you. were still in the camera they see you. they see I was so pissed I was actually. like scared I was dead ass scared for my. life cuz I'm like no they see me they. see me right I was like. yo I was so scared bro but it was just. Kevin bullying me the whole time I I can. see you being like afraid though I can. see you being like oh [ __ ] what's going. on yeah you're still kind of like that. you're still kind of like that you're. always worried bro I I remember John. told me and I think you told me the same. story too how he saw you like super.

worried and like the thing why is the. security guard coming oh yeah bro no. John Works security okay at the mall. Gavin was at the mall okay so here's the. story I'm going tell the story I was at. the mall buying like presents for my mom. right so I go into Pandora boom. everything's normal I go into a flower. shop right so I look and my my our. friend John is a security guard at the. mall I forg I totally forget right I'm. looking at these things right and. there's a security guard like look. directly looking at me so I Glimpse and.

I'm like I glimps and I don't know it's. John I was like okay it's just a Asian. security guard he's not I'm not doing. anything wrong boom boom boom I I cash. out at the register he's still eyeing me. yeah I'm like what the [ __ ] so I go out. the store and then he he grabs me he's. like yo I'm like I know your heart. dropped right there your heart I was. like what did I do right I'm like I did. I I can show you my receipt but's like. yo Gavin what's up oh my God it's. John it's just all around like it's.

crazy there's so there's so many times. where I seen you like get in trouble. like remember we went on the go Tre that. one time and then and then oh my God you. didn't like you didn't like pay your. ticket or whatever you bought like a. kid's ticket bro this this is this is. the exact moment where I knew if Gavin. ever gets in trouble and I'm in trouble. with him just snitching but I didn't. snitch no no but snitch no but but you. fold it under pressure oh my God 100 cuz. that oh my tell the story tell the story. oh my God oh my. gosh so so so On The GO train he was.

trying to finesse it and he bought a. kids ticket rather than an adult ticket. cuz you don't want to pay the full price. no no I didn't out of my will I wanted. to pay the full price I always pay the. full price you and the girl we were with. the worst influences are you dumb I I. told you not to I told you not to it was. like the the nice kid going with the bad. kids for the first time I P I paid full. price with my Presto bro you both of you. guys characteristics are bad person n. you're tripping it was literally you it. was literally you I remember I remember.

the story differently I literally never. do that fam you then it's got to be the. friend that we were with cuz I was going. to pay full price I. remember you're Tri you're tripping it. was it was literally you you're trying. to finesse it so here's the thing though. n you're looking back now because. because you that was your first time. trying to finesse and it didn't finesse. no it didn't cuz she she was like yo. just get the kids ticket I always get. the kids ticket so I'm like yeah I. remember that but I I it wasn't me you. can't say it was me okay okay maybe. cannot say it's me but but you tried to.

but you got it too though no I got it I. got it because I forgot to tap so I was. smart I was smart bro I was smart I just. forgot to tap so so you're fine your. crime was no listen listen so the the. the security guard comes over ticket. check ticket you know what time it is my. heart drops bro I look at gav the Facey. always makes in an elevator when it's. walking alone whatever this guy's wide. eyed yo so security guard comes over. it's like let me see your tickets mhm. I'm.

taking takes out R takes out that girl. takes out checks the tickets and Boom. Child ticket they like you guys don't. look like Childs yeah you know you guys. don't look like children bro you know. how much it is to pay $200 you going to. pay $200 no it was I think $300 $300 it. was more and Gavin was shook Gavin was. shook he was like uh bro I don't even. think you said anything I was the first. bro they interviewed me first yeah I. don't think you said so so I had to make.

the excuse I had to come up with with an. excuse so my partner that also had a. child ticket can go off with that excuse. but I had nothing yeah he gave up he. gave up on the spot he's like. like and it was waps it was waps it was. like a teacher trying to page a student. for not doing his homework but he asked. me right and then this is how I yeah no. you were you were calmer just cuz you. had an excuse you were like oh I did tap. mine was I I actually like committed a.

crime. so so so so he I tap my card on his. thing the Checker and then it's not. working so I'm like oh uh I I I put. money on the card to tap I put money on. the card to tap you had an easy you can. check you can check my receipt pull out. the receipt boom I was supposed to tap. you can check the time I put money on. there yeah I was in the clear yeah but. but that's easy if we all had Presto. cards it would be easier but the fact. that I didn't have a press card yet I. bought a ticket that says child child.

thing so I don't know he did that man I. don't know either it it was a bad. influence it's so dumb cuz we even have. a friend that tried to do that and he's. the most like mature looking friend you. can think of this guy has a full beard. he's probably the tallest out of us and. he buys child. tickets how you going to buy a child. ticket and it look like the Big Show bro. oh my God no but but what what I did. lowkey is a finesse too cuz look this. what I did okay so so so when the.

security guard came right I looked at my. friend like yo what are we going to do. what are we going to do right oh you're. going to run to the wash no yeah I no no. I was going to run to the washroom but. it was too late but I acted I this is. what I did Carlos doesn't know this I. acted scared so I was like oh my God can. you forgive me forgive me and what I did. he didn't find me anything he was like. don't worry. guysen the biggest cat that's the bigest. C did I get let off cuz he he saw how. scared I was no you that was natural. scaredness fam that was that was like I. was acting I was that was literally in.

your blood so fam I always think two. steps ahead come on man and then and. then um he was like don't worry fam it's. it's like I see how scared you are like. just pay the for the full tank next time. no he's still cheese he didn't say it. like that I I I remember it differently. I remember it differently this guy was. this guy was press like y'all better fix. up cuz you're adults now bro I I there. was so many options going through my. mind is either run to the washroom or. just. fake sleep cuz fake sleep they're not.

allowed to touch you and wake you up I I. had this idea right I never told you. this idea but I always wanted to pull a. prank on you one day and then just if. you did man oh my God and just have like. these these menacing criminals like. break in and just like you're crazy. you're crazy like fake fake criminals. that's bad cuz someone would get hurt I. would hurt them no you would yes I would. what you think if if if my life was on. the line no no no but but I'm talking. like I'm talking like Mobsters fam like. imagine oh Mobsters I I would be scared.

shitless I would be scared shitless I. think anyone would be scared to if. actually I'd be scared too I'd be scared. too no I just want to see how you react. though like even just putting you into. like a in like a police um negotiation. or like. interrogation bro putting you in that. position I just want to see like put a. put a hidden camera or something I'm. telling you fam if if if there's more. benefit in me telling and snitching I'm. taking the money bro no anyone would you. feel me no of course of course I see you.

doing that it's just funny yeah I know. it is I I want to tell I want to tell. One More goost Story before we end the. oct okay yeah I I have some too all. right damn that was a long story we. talking about though I thought we could. have got more cuz there's way more. stories of just us having like funny. situations together yeah we we'll say. those are in more episodes but since the. Christmas episode we'll talk about. Christmas Story yes sir so apparently. it's a real story though this is this is. like one of those Reddit threads where. they actually share like real paranormal. experiences red Reddit is like probably.

the scariest [ __ ] to go on at like 4:00. a.m. it's it's scary cuz there's there's. this one site and they post like actual. pictures literally like phone pictures. of real people they're just taking. pictures in the room of [ __ ] they. actually see right so this is one story. how this girl she got like a candy cane. gift right it was like a it was like a. picture and a candy cane like uh taped. onto it okay and it was like a little. boy holding a candy cane and there's a. candy cane on it right almost like one. of those male Flyers you can imagine so.

she brought the letter into her home and. she put it on the fridge and it's like. oh it's nice whatever right okay so she. takes candy eats it puts the picture on. her fridge she walks away now she went. she walks back she looks at the picture. right okay and she's like looking. closely and she's like yo one of the. hands it looks like it moved like a. little bit like a centimeter or whatever. she's like she's looking at it like does. it like move it looks off looks off so. she walks away she comes back and she.

sees like the boy's hand like reaching. out with the candy cane to her yeah. reaching out like it almost looks like. the picture was like this and then now. the picture's like this she looks at now. like yeah now the picture is like this. that so what happens is she walks away. she comes back and it's full fledged. like the candy coming out so she takes. it she rips it up throws it in the. garbage bro. she walks away and she's like what the. [ __ ] was that what the what the hell's. going on right yeah why would you take.

and then her husband comes home right. and then he's like oh I I got this i got. this candy cane like like a little kid a. little kid sold me a candy cane yeah and. she's like what did the little kid look. like right so she gets the picture that. she ripped up puts it together and asks. him is this the kid he's like that's the. same kid I saw on the bus. no no what. the no that's that's too coincidental to.

like not be like oh my goodness like. imagine like have you have you ever. experienced something like that where. where like you see a picture of a kid. like maybe at the thrift store in the. painting but then when you're walking. you see him again yo I think I think I. seen that before in like museums man. like sometimes this is so weird this is. so weird but I remember seeing like a. face in a painting out of Museum and. then later walking around and I saw a. person's face like looks exactly like. that guy word I think that maybe it's. just my mind playing with me just. because it it reminds me of it like it.

resembles it but it's so it's so weird. it's almost like a simulation thing. where the first time you see it you're. going to see it again yeah right that's. true but especially with museums I think. um the night the night in the museum. traumatize me like completely cuz I. don't like that's the first thing where. inanimate objects can come to life at. night so that like that triggers my like. fear of that for sure did you watch. Krampus who Krampus you watch that kramp. Krampus is um a Christmas um urban. legend yeah yeah yeah it's like um it's.

the the goat devil right it's like the. devil of Christmas like the devil is. like the evil version of sans yeah so so. like the it's like kind of a boogeyman. so if the kids are supposed to be really. good or else Krampus is going to come to. you and and kill you on Christmas yeah. yeah yeah we watched it we watched that. movie in movie night last night yeah oh. yeah know that was a movie yeah yeah. yeah oh [ __ ] bro um you know the naughty. and nice list right do you know there's. like a dark origin for like the Na and. nice list no I didn't know so the. original naughty and nice list this is.

this is like real history of Santa Claus. like one of the first original folklore. of Santa yeah St Nicholas was St. Nicholas was actually someone that saves. kids from ogres okay from this ogre that. that eats kids so this naughty and nice. list he would write the the good kids he. would keep and the naughty ones he would. feed to the. ogre no this is like this is crazy. because it's like a. this is real history like this is the. first folklore of Santa like the stories.

of Santa these are one of the original. creations of it yeah that's where it. stems from there's another there's a. crazy um Theory speaking of Christmas. movies so home alone so this a very. popular one that Gus is actually the. devil go the the the bully yeah yeah so. so in one of the scenes Kate mallister. says that I would even sell my soul to. the devil to go back home to Chicago. really yeah yeah there's even a time. stamp in the movie right so boom this. this is what Gus does so even before um. she goes to like a the plane attendant.

Gus goes up to her and says oh I'll. drive you back to Chicago so where where. this happens this exchange happens it's. all about the location so the an airport. they met out in The Crossroads so the. the theory is that the devil whenever. you're supposed to sell your soul to the. devil or or exchange something with the. Devil the you meet at the crossroads so. what happened Gus offered her a ride and. she took it and that was the exchange of. the I want to sell myself I want to go. back to Chicago I'll offer you this ride. damn and they left that in there yeah.

and they left it in here what the [ __ ] I. mean it's all about the location though. it's like the crossroad is crazy to me. yeah cuz the the original story of the. the man that first sold this soul to the. devil was this musician you heard you. heard of him so he was like this um this. guitar player he wasn't good at all but. for whatever reason he came back from. the crossroads and that's where he said. he met the quote unquote the devil which. granted him the power to play guitar. amazingly word there's a I don't know if.

this is true but um Gus in the the movie. He plays a a a wind instrument I don't. know what it is it might be a clarinet. or or a flute right but there's a saying. that certain instruments are created by. the devil no no no Lucifer is the Angel. of Music yeah see that's why that's why. it goes even further cuz Gus plays that. the the instruments yeah that's why. that's why they say the whole music. industry is just devil demonic bro some. [ __ ] I I. bro n n cuz I I noticed this more in in.

ye songs there remember in the last one. I said he said um devil uh on my phone. told me how to get rich yeah yeah. there's a there was another song where. he said um uh the I had a meeting with. the Devil in a year I was going to be. eating he told me I was going to be. eating what the [ __ ] and there's more. there's more and more references bro see. cuz you never know that that might be. real that might be real where they sell. their soul sacrifice is to go ahead and. then get successful with music whatever.

the industry is and and rappers rappers. main image is I'm getting money I'm. getting money is that's their whole. image if you're if a rapper falls off uh. no Chains No thing bro I think it's too. obvious man I feel like it's too obvious. at this point yeah yo yo one of the. craziest theories I heard though like. recently okay I'm surprised I never. heard about this before but there's a. crazy Theory like about Michael Jackson. still being alive. huh no no like this one's like crazy.

though this one's crazy cuz there's this. guy right his name is Dave Dave Dave. Dave okay bro I'm going to show you a. picture of him okay I'm going to show. you a picture of him so people are. saying look at him oh what people are. saying he's Michael Jackson with facial. reconstruction so as we know Michael. Jackson he had like a vid aore and what. happened was he was even part of a fire. before where he his face got burnt yeah. and then he had to get like PL surgery. now after Michael Jackson died this guy.

came out his name was Dave Dave and he. said that he was friends with Michael. Jackson he was close to him nobody knows. where he came from right and it just so. happens he was part of a fire that made. his face look like this around the same. time when Michael Jackson died now. listen to Dave Dave's voice listen to. Dave Dave's voice listen to his voice. and tell me that's not Michael Jackson. okay let me hear this if I hear the he. I'm out of here listen listen.

criminality hea the fire yeah he you. tell tell him that's not his voice keep. playing it keep playing it DOC that's. his voice man that's L that's sounds. like a Michael Jackson impression what. do you call this the high pitch yeah. yeah that's weird bro the Cadence the. Cadence the way the you know it just. sounds just like him man okay but how. about um his like physical structures. like is he as tall as Michael Jackson. like perfect like five or whatever. Michael Jacks I don't know I got to look. into that too cuz if that is that's when.

it get it has to be for real then it has. to be for real that's scary man but if. you were if you were that famous and you. wanted to escape something oh how would. I do it that's exactly how I would do it. what the hell what now also I have my. personal theory on this is the reason. that he came out as someone that wants. to be connected to Michael Jackson is. because when you're that famous. especially as a kid and you're so used. to the attention the attention the. attention when you don't have that.

you're going to miss it that's true so. it would make sense for somebody that. hide their identity to come back out to. try and seek that attention again in. some way you get me I don't know man cuz. that's weird cuz why if you want to. disappear why do you want to get the. fame back no that's exactly what I said. because he was so used to it at a young. Michael Jackson was famous at a young. age like as a boy so imagine your life. is that's all you know and then now you. just don't have any of it you're going. to miss it you're telling me you're not.

going to miss that 100% you will bro at. some point you will is he blowing up. recently like super big people like. conspiracy theorists are blowing him up. are blowing up yeah that's weird all. depends on like the height low key cuz. if what if he's wearing like freaking. the risers bro he's wearing Adidas. creepers there there's a YouTube there's. a YouTube series where a guy um he's. like he gets um those people that catch. people like um investigators and he goes. around he's like. uh I'm going to uh try and the for the. whole week try to avoid the the Predator.

I mean the the prey that's trying to. catch me and he shaves his head he goes. to makeup you've probably seen this so. he tries to hide Tri to hide it's like a. series yeah he's on the Run oh that's. interesting yeah where where like the. the manhunters like they get. professional manhunters and he's like. you're [ __ ] out your job cuz you can't. even catch me so he goes and like he. does the makeup and everything and [ __ ]. like that I I would want to try that. just for fun bro like yeah but but. you're going to need like what would. what you do first to disappear yeah I. know cuz what what he did first was even.

though you got um uh your face done you. also have to get your body done so he. was putting like a fat suit on oh that's. smart like and the height you got to. increase your height cuz manhunters they. have they they know everything about you. that's smart bro cuz I was thinking one. way to deceive someone is to just put. layers upon layers of like disguises so. I'd have like a disguise on a disguise. on a disguise so say I have a mask. and I have another mask and then I have. like different skin tone and then that.

skin tone isn't my real skin tone and. then I have like layers on layers of. like let's say I have a fat suit I have. like a muscle suit under or I have. something else under who's who at that. point so it it's like a guy disguised as. another guy that's disguised as another. guy yeah has any has any criminals you. know done that I don't know but I think. that's the way to do it to be honest. that is true that should be the way to. do it like imagine you make fake um. driver's license to hide another. identity that's hiding another identity. I remember this guy that he he actually.

done he tried to to reconstruct his face. I think yeah but it was um uh he's he's. known as the shopping cart murderer what. the right so I think his his last name. is Robinson I don't know what his first. name is but his last name is Robinson. and he goes on Tinder and like all these. dating apps right he tells girls to meet. him in like a public place when he like. murders the body he puts them in like. Target shopping carts and rolls them to. their his destination his a of choice so. like he'll he'll put a a shopping cart. in the forest where no one can see just.

what the and when police come and find. them they're all in shopping carts damn. this is this like real this is real yeah. did you get caught I think no I think. this is I don't know man this might. still be like going on what the [ __ ]. yeah I don't know that's that's tough. that's tough cuz I think the the. craziest one I think I told you this. right there's like a there's like a. hotel just made for a murderer so he got. he got this whole hotel mhm that he made. up and rooms would have like secret. entrances so that he can hop in Murder.

the person walk out and nobody would. ever find him and you know the story of. Jack the Ripper yeah Jack the Ripper. yeah so he's from Europe right he's from. Europe Sherlock Holmes was trying to. find him and [ __ ] yeah fact this. happened in America yeah this happened. in America but the theory is cuz they. never found Jack the Ripper the theory. is this guy retired but he retired at. that hotel bro he retired at the easy. work so he done with like breaking and. entering and just had them all come to. him don't just be aware man cuz that's.

what prostitutes do too in Vegas where. do you usually link a prostitute in a. hotel in a hotel they're like okay let. me come let's have some drinks what's in. the drink boom you get murdered you take. all the money yeah or you're losing like. limbs or or like uh freaking organs bro. yeah and then they sell that yeah that's. real yeah that's real like that's one of. the biggest fears of a lot of people. going out is like if they get roofied. they wake up in the bathtub full of ice. F that's crazy do you have any more. theories um there was there was another. theory on um home alone you know where.

um Uncle Frank set up um the kid I never. heard that name you don't know cuz like. Uncle Frank is um if you really look at. it in the beginning of the movie he was. already very sus like um when he was in. his brother's house and they were like. ordering pizza he's like nah no don't. even worry I'm not paying it's on my. brother it's not my brother he doesn't. care about no one right so when when. they were going on a trip they were like. the the parents were asking oh what time. are you going to wake up he's like early. 8:00 a.m. we have to get here really. quick and he set up things in the house.

that made sure that moli culen would. stay in the house and they would leave. him oh so when he left them he would he. would hire these um uh these those. Killers yeah to go murder oh to murder. oh. [ __ ] so he really didn't like that kid. he hated that kid oh cuz you always pull. pranks on him too yeah I know yeah. that's why he's said here's the prank. here's my revenge yo I heard I heard. this another another theory about um. home alone is you know the you know that. that graveyard guy okay the old guy yeah.

oh yeah I think I've seen you know what. I'm talking about so there's a theory. that I think it was already in the movie. too where people thought he was a. murderer or he thought they thought he. was like a serial killer whatever right. so he turns out in the movie if you guys. haven't watched the movie he turns out. to be like the person that helps Kevin. or he sees Kevin In a Different Light so. there's a theory that the reason he the. old guy was so in inclined to help Kevin. was because he saw tendencies in him.

yeah as a serial killer or the same type. of thinking that he W that he had when. he was a kid cuz he's outsmarting these. robbers already so he's like I need that. guy on my team yeah so every time he saw. him it was almost like he's seeing a. younger version of himself so that's why. he really wanted to help him that's. that's like bringing an alliance on have. have you ever done that in real life. just seeing like a someone like a little. kid that it's like oh yeah that reminds. me of me man like a little The Hustler. that little hustler honestly I never. never nah I never seen like a kid that.

reminds me of myself never you I I see I. see those kids that are like flipping. chocolate bars in school and [ __ ] I'm. like yo that that was me or like making. these like clothes when they were broke. that reminds me of me too you ever do. that 16 personalities test oh with the. EP and the e no I haven't you never done. it no what are you what are you though. campaigner campaigner campaigner. assertive what what does that mean so so. it's just like um I you want me to read. it yeah no I can't cuz I don't remember.

cuz shout out emson cuz emson post on. his story I'm like oh [ __ ] I remember. doing this test before let me see what. I'm like cuz I feel like I I felt like. oh me and emson probably have similar. personality right are you guys the same. and it turns out we have the same but. he's type he's turbulent and I'm. assertive so we're still the same. personality but like different um. different like tier whatever so does it. describe like how you move on a daily. basis kind of yeah yeah so read read me. yours all right so a campaigner is. someone who is extroverted intuitive.

feeling and prospecting personalities. they tend to embrace Big Ideas and. actions that reflect their sense of hope. and Goodwill towards others their. vibrant energy can flow in many. directions and oh campaigners are. independent okay and creative and always. on the lookout for the magic and meaning. in everyday life oh [ __ ] that's like. that's like spot on that's definitely. you so some of the famous people that. are this type of person that are this. type of Personality are Will Smith.

Robert Downey Jr that's fire Spider-Man. so they they did. like I know you're gas no but he's but. Spider-Man was turbulent so he's more. like mson okay okay but um what's it. called so Quinton Tarantino really yeah. yeah so I think Looking Back Now I. wanted to look up to to Will Smith and. Fresh Prince I wanted to look up too. Spiderman I wanted to look up to all.

these people and just turns out that's. how I grew up so I think I think that's. really how we become our personality. traits is by who we really look up to. yeah that's true I think that's all. that's literally all it is I know yeah. CU what what I looked up to when I was a. kid Ian Conor Joy they're all. materialistic that's why I'm so. materialistic right like I could be. spending money on like um what do you. call this smart Investments but no I'm. spending it on like clothes cuz that's. that's what they did when they got money. so that's the only thing I know you. think you're going to change out of that.

when you're older yeah for sure I'm. already changing out of it I'm already. like okay now I got to make some passive. income blah blah blah so I I don't have. to work a day of my life no more but. there's no there's no um there's no. magic number for me no more cuz what I. what I seen was like with money you can. you can never you can never win right if. you if you keep chasing money you're. always Gonna Want More no you're always. gonna chase it yeah you're always gonna. chase it if if all you're doing is. chasing it you're not GNA find a set. point you know what I mean because money. always comes and goes yeah exactly in in. my opinion instead of that's how it.

changed my mindset because before I was. very like money-minded especially High. School I was hella of money you're the. Hustler you're the hler yeah but then I. started to realize like look money comes. and goes what's what's here to stay is. just like what we experience the. experiences we share the things we do. with it rather than how much we're. spending on a certain thing exactly like. and then it becomes kind of like an. illusion cuz a lot of I forgot who said. it it was like this monk he said n dead. ass he's like money is literally the.

biggest illusion it's literally the. biggest illusion cuz it it makes you. want to be happy through other things. when you can just be happy exactly right. here so as they force down like. commercials uh new products whatever you. become more insecure and then you become. more like I got to get this to show off. to this so they look at me like this. instead of this is who I am. y'all should just like who I am cuz. that's who I am and if you don't then. [ __ ] off yeah and so and social media.

makes it even worse now cuz now it's. like oh I got to show people that I have. money so let me buy let me buy certain. clothes and certain watches certain cars. to impress somebody else social media. I'm I'm so over that bro I'm so I'm so. over like why you going to that's so. whack why are you going to spend money. to try and like be somebody to like. impress somebody who cares exactly in my. opinion if they don't like me for who I. am then I don't want them part of my. life you know what I mean I don't want. them looking at me in the first place. that's one of the biggest things I had.

to learn like not everyone is going to. like you and you have to be okay with. that yeah no that's that's so real. before I wanted everyone to like me but. but then when that certain person came. where he's like oh no this guy doesn't. match my vibe I'm like okay that's. that's my vibe that I gave off to you I. tried yeah exactly exactly bro honestly. a lot of my content F that shit's cringe. that shit's cringe but it's stuff that I. like to do it's fun to me and it's. working so you I'm I'm going to do me. mean tell you [ __ ] see I'm I'm Different. your is um even though my content's.

cringe it's me right I the the person I. am is even though my content is cringe. I'm making more money than you that's my. first go-to oh you no but but look cuz. cuz but money money doesn't last forever. I know but but at the same time like. obviously like the theory guys I'm not. the theory guy right so that's my it's. it's not technically me yeah yeah but. but at the same time it's like the money. you feel me you can't say. I don't I don't think you should look at. I I don't think you should ever look at. it like that cuz cuz if you're not.

having fun with it then then then yeah. the money is the big bigger part of it. but more it's more for me like the. experience like [ __ ] I get to I get to. talk about this you know what I mean. yeah that's true rather than I get to. make money everybody can make money. everybody can make money you can do. harder jobs and make money yeah you can. do easier jobs and make money but I like. doing this right that's how it is but. yeah man okay but you have to end it off. hold on I think I'm a diplomat e. NFP enthusiastic creative and sociable. free spirit who can always find a reason.

to smile let me see let me see no that. that's that's um that's campaigner. that's the same one yeah that's. campaigner but but do the test do the. test I'm curious I'm curious if you're. like a assertive or a turbulent yeah. okay Bet cuz it's it's funny how like. you think I'm. assertive I make sure BL blah oh yeah. 100% I know now look at it like [ __ ] I. never thought of myself you P me many. times like assertive they damn. that's like something you'd call your. teacher yeah but but at the same time.

yeah you you are but that's good in a. leader you need that you can't you can't. like get none of your students can be. slacking you know who's who's like the. biggest I never asked you this question. who's like the biggest leader you ever. met leader that I ever met holy [ __ ]. whether it been like in school or like. sports whatever oh damn the first person. that came to my mind is my older cousin. like whenever whenever um we were little. he would always be the leader of the. group like oh this is what we're going. to do next Oho gav come my side right. that's why like um uh whenever I go into.

a social event I always remember I said. I always picture me as my cousin cuz. he's that I want to act like him he's. that big like you know extrovert leader. that I can always rely on yeah yeah so I. would say my cousin I don't want to give. out no names though so yeah yeah of. course of course for me this is like. weird to say but like I don't think I. had like a leader to look up to F and I. think I said that before and like I. don't have a mentor I ever look to mhm. and I think that's that's why the way I. am yeah cuz cuz I you have to figure it.

out all in yourself now yeah cuz you. weren't dependent on no one so that's. your independency came from that like. looking looking back like it would have. been nice but I don't think I I ever had. somebody that was like okay I got you. I'm going to I'm going to show you the. way it was just always like Carlos. that's you like you do this [ __ ] or no. one's going to do it yeah I'm telling. you fam like if if I ran this podcast. with anyone else of my friends I I would. have been in some 360 deal. I would I would be right now people. jumper jump would probably be under.

someone else's name just cuz I'm like oh. my God money let me sign that contract. yeah right but but with you it's like n. this is the plan right so yeah and that. that's how you got to proceed with it. too is like you always have to make sure. you know who's who yeah exactly you. always make sure that and always know. like you got yourself cuz even in. anything bro at the end of the day if. you don't got yourself then you can't. really rely on nobody you can't that's. the number one thing cuz at the end of. the day fam when you die you're it's. it's all you yeah and that's tough bro. that's so tough as as crazy as it sounds.

like sometimes I. feel if if if I'm going to like miss out. on anything if I'm missing out on like. those experiences of looking up to. somebody that that was there for me and. then I'm looking back like no just all. me now do I look at it as like a selfish. way or am I looking at as like something. else cuz now everything I see cuz a lot. of people say maybe you're a little bit. selfish maybe you're a little bit too. like in your head like maybe maybe. that's one of my flaws is I'm too. self-centered self-centered or am I too.

self-centered I there's like there's. glimpses of it but you I can't blame you. that's just how you were you weren't. given people there to like paid you for. that it's a weird it's a weird thing. that's that's really weird to that's. like some deep but I know I know you're. self-aware though so that's a good thing. cuz sometimes you can catch yourself. doing it yeah for sure for sure like in. anything like whatever I see I'm going. to say exactly how it is I'm not I'm not. afraid to show like my my weakness. exactly yeah you don't brag and stuff. like that yeah exactly like it is if.

something's cool it's cool if it's if. it's like weak it's weak oh man that's. crazy you want to end it there yeah we. we should end it there all right thank. you everyone for watching this episode. of jumpers jump the special Christmas. episode Merry Christmas to all of you. guys yes sir hope you guys get all the. presents you want if you don't. sucks if you guys haven't already join. the Discord follow us on Instagram all. that good stuff facts we also have um. the YouTube shorts channel so jumpers. jumps Clips go subscribe to that we're. going to be posting more on there and.

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