BUNNY MAN MYSTERY, THE WINDOW GHOST GAME & COWBOY VS ALIENS MANDELA EFFECT - JUMPERS JUMP EP.74
[Music]. yo Instagram where is our blue check I. know where is our Blue Tech man we have. the blue Tech on Tick Tock oh we do we. have we have this we have to check on on. YouTube but where's where's the blue. check on it so we still need that [ __ ]. Bro once I get a blue check I'm a I'm a. tattoo.
we checked that oh my God hey it's like. oh you can actually see it yeah it likes. to do tattoos the new one it's still. it's still healing so it's all scabby. and stuff that's hard it's gonna at. first I didn't get it but then the. Raphael [ __ ] I was like oh okay yeah. that was my whole idea with it so my. middle name is Carlos Raphael yeah we. have a signal you know is it juice oh. it's Rico bro. yeah so so Raphael I was my dad actually. named me after the Ninja Turtle the. Ninja Turtle yeah yeah and my mom just. really liked the name too right okay.
yeah so I showed my mom the tattoo. because I remember I showed her this one. she did not like it that one's crazy. because it was a big piece for my first. one Loki you should have got that one. first and then but you're like [ __ ] I. don't go by the rules man no because I. know I know exactly what I wanted. exactly sorry I just got this and then I. got this one after because I was still. thinking on this one that's okay I'm. glad I got it yeah yeah bam so I showed. my mom right and she was pissed off at. this one I showed her you know what I. did I was wearing a hoodie so leading up.
to this day I kept telling her mom what. if I get a uh a neck tattoo what if I. get a neck tattoo and I keep joking. about it just put it in her mind yeah. yeah so I'm gonna get a Nick tattoo one. day what are you gonna do Mom no no. mom I got a new tattoo no and then it's. on my neck it's on my neck no I saw her. face yeah because she knew I was serious. because when when I actually did. something like my voice will sound real. yeah so it was leading up and I'm like.
ah knots are here. well I think. smart for you because it's like oh even. though if I got on the neck because like. this one was the really bad worst case. scenario yeah but then you're like no. it's just on my arm yeah that's actually. a tactic you could do yeah that's what. people do sometimes they'll tell you. like something crazy yeah and then like. something a little bit less but the. little bit less sounds manageable. exactly and I I think like the you had. meaning so I think in when you're. getting a tattoo there's three things.
that you have to go by so it's design. placement and meaning so it said if you. can match two of them yeah like if you. have a good design and a good placement. then you won't regret it for the rest of. your life yeah that's fine because if. you went out there and got like a clown. tattoo just because you're like scared. of clowns that's just looks so stupid on. you yeah but if it's a good design and. good placement yeah then it then it may. kind of make sense yes you have to check. like two two out of three boxes that. makes sense exactly one tattoo I really. wanted to get was uh the Hanya mask you.
know what that is what's that oh you. don't know what that is they said Honda. no I don't know so it's this oh that's. should look scary is that um what do you. call it it's not a devil it's not a. devil yeah it looks like the devil so. when you look at it what do you think it. is when at first glance you know Hellboy. yeah kind of kind of reminds me a cowboy. so it's actually it's a girl oh [ __ ] so. there's a whole origin story about this. it's a whole like uh Japanese folklore. and what's crazy is the story it. actually has a date to it oh [ __ ] so I. think the year like 928 like this is.
actually written right I could be wrong. in the day but I'm pretty sure 928 yeah. now it's a story of this really pretty. woman right okay and one day she saw. this like monk yeah so monks they're not. allowed to what they're not allowed to. have relationships have sex all of that. stuff right she saw this Monk and she's. like man he's like really handsome she. wants to like deal with that you know. so what she did she followed the monk. home and she saw him laying in his bed.
what the [ __ ] he's like. what the [ __ ] she started plotting in. her head right she's plotting her head. and she decided to sneak under his. sheets oh no right so what happened was. the monk woke up he's like what's going. on who's this right and there was a huge. Temptation for him to obviously have sex. with it right because he's very pretty. Oh I thought he was like no to fight her. no bro no bro it makes no sense no. that's what happened like she she was.
like inciting him or what's a word. seducing seducing right so he started. getting like you know okay but his. morals because he's a monk he's like nah. I can't yeah so he refused her and when. she got refused okay she had this super. dark energy in her turned her into that. the horny demon yeah turned her into. like oh into like a monster she was so. Furious um so that kind of story yeah it. has such a dope like it's it's like a. whole art piece right yeah and honestly.
a lot of people get this when they get. like um the whole Japanese League okay. yeah just to complete it I think I want. that time just because it looks cool to. you I mean it has a rape undertone to it. but I mean get what you want you know. actually the meaning of the Mask yeah. the meaning of the Mask is Hanya right. now Hanya actually means Enlightenment. and wisdom Enlightenment and wisdom. Enlightenment like oh my God Mark I'm. about to suck. I'm about to Enlighten you I'm pretty. sure this was about though so no it is.
it is it is Enlightenment and wisdom and. I think it's meant to it's meant to tell. the lesson of the monk that that refused. no I'm telling you every related to post. nut stuff like after you nut you get. enlightened like I remember one of my. friends no that's real one of my friends. told me he's like if you're if you're. getting to a relationship you should the. girls should let the guy [ __ ] like on. the second third date because after. that's when we get to know if we really. like you you feel me because that after. after we we sit there and think like. after we're like [ __ ] we're tired we're.
thinking okay yeah I actually like this. girl boom get out the way and I swear. like 90 of the relationships that work. out long term in the first like three. four days hmm you feel me that's I don't. know yeah because some some people some. people did they're definitely after the. for sure the other things you know what. I mean your girlfriend told you that she. was gonna be celibate would you still be. with her would you just jerk off every. day I don't know bro it depends bro it. depends on the vibe and it depends on. the person like if you really really. love that person yeah depends on the. person right because I know there's some.
people that literally just can't have. sex because of their their organs or. whatever right sure and it's literally. just the connection yeah I know [ __ ] I. was gonna say something hold on yeah I'm. gonna go back to tattoos after but yeah. go ahead [ __ ] wait well. we both have ADHD so that's how this. [ __ ] works. that's that's moving the past now but. you know who has some really crazy ass. tattoos so you know Tom Hank's son Tom. Hank's son he has a son I don't even. know that he has the son he probably has. the craziest like art on his chest what.
does he have so I I don't want to show. you a picture I'll just describe it yeah. so he has the All-Seeing Illuminati eye. in the middle of his chest what the [ __ ]. right right beside it to the left yeah. he has like these spiky germs what does. that represent the bacteria coronavirus. what's happening right now and on top on. top of the Illuminati he has w-h-o you. know that what that represents World. Health Organization World Health. Organization yo they're coming for you I. didn't see that one I didn't say that. word no eyeshadow like I want smoke.
but on the side he has a serpent with. two uh what do you call this oh wait the. the snake going like this yeah the snake. would like the two uh what do you call. those the staff the staffs is the. medical staff so I guess they're they're. getting accused of how uh you know big. Pharma yeah the whole thing where it's. like the big pharmaceutical companies. yeah working against the public and. they're like holding in medicines that. could actually cure like really bad. stuff yeah like um the conspiracy about. AIDS cure and all that yeah cancer stuff.
like that you know he has that tatted on. his chest wait he has what tattoo on his. chest the serpent with two oh so that's. what the meaning is for it yeah oh so. that's like a Telltale clue that what. the [ __ ] that Tom Hanks is obviously. part of it you know me yeah and his I. guess so I just let me do this or what. if his son just wants attention because. first of all I didn't even know Tom. Hanks had this one yeah and the only. reason you know he he has a son is. because of that Tom Hanks so what if. that's like his whole Ploy of trying to. be famous too.
that's the sorriest way you feel me. because the [ __ ] how we do it and you. know if a person is in the Illuminati if. he's not showing it off because we show. it up like we're not in the middle yeah. we're not Illuminati shows just because. it doesn't mean it yeah dude you know um. in Yakuza like culture oh yeah like. Japanese gangs yeah they actually skin. their foes to take their their tattoo. almost like a pelt bro and then like. they knit it on their spots.
so so you know how they have like the. whole almost like a kimono full of. tattoos yeah their whole body right all. the way down to like their butt and. their legs okay so for some people or. for some gangs like if they wanna if. they wanna show off like they took out. this leader or this gang boss yeah. they'll skin them and keep their their. skin of the artwork as like a trophy nah. that's actually funny so like as a. poster yeah that's messed up that's. actually [ __ ] I guess in Western.
culture it's a tattoo because once you. kill someone you put tattoo it's like oh. a tear represent what's your job yeah do. you think that's true do you think. people really get teardrops because they. come from here for sure I think um I. don't know if I ever said this on the. podcast but there's a few other like. things you can't get tattooed okay let's. talk about this. um no I said what names you couldn't get. I don't think we we told about the. tattoos you're getting yo okay so I'm. pretty sure there's like there's like. five or six tattoos that you cannot get. tatted on your body okay because it. represents something like really really.
bad okay so one of them is a four leaf. clover what oh no wait is it a four-leaf. clover no it's a three leaf clover it's. just a shamrock a shamrock okay okay so. no regular person should tattoo a. shamrock on their body why because in in. the prison systems especially in America. yeah it's connected to a lot of the. Irish gangs and if they see that tattoo. on you yeah you'll be yo this is even in. you know TSA yeah there's a whole. document on TSA of tattoos you should. look out for and tattoos that match to.
certain gang yeah so if you ever see a. very common one yeah cobwebs if somebody. has cobwebs tattooed on them yeah what. is that for it means they spent time in. prison oh for real yeah so a tattoo of. cobwebs near like your shoulder yeah. near your elbow whatever it actually. represents the bigger the cobweb okay. the longer you spend time in prison oh. really yeah you know a lot of kids are. getting cobwebs right now just because. it's popular yeah. Young Thug you know but not a lot of.
people know it's because of that no yeah. yeah it's crazy skeletons one a part of. it because a lot of kids are getting. like skull you know how they draw the. the limbs of a skeleton on their on. their actual hand I don't think that's. part of it okay but that one that one's. pretty cool though I kind of like that. that's some Ghost Rider [ __ ] yeah yeah. one of the other ones yeah you shouldn't. ever get a clown tattooed on you okay. yeah I don't think anyone's doing that. so a clown actually means you're I think. you're serving a life sentence Oh no I.
think that's what it means I think. that's what it means you're serving like. a lifestyle. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong but. like a clown tattoo represents that and. you know barbed wire oh barb wire Barb's. wire I think that also represents you're. serving a life sentence that makes sense. because you shouldn't get that you. should have kept in for the rest of your. life yeah yeah but a lot of people just. get it just because it looks cool if you. ever want to get away with murder you. should go to um get away with murder. yeah there's a place you can go like. like a Costco yeah yeah so in the United.
States Yellowstone National Park. Yellowstone oh I heard of this before so. so it's like a little Zone and that zone. is called I think the death zone so. whenever there's a crime you have to go. to the court right and there has to be a. jury yeah right and that jury has to. live in the same state and same district. that there's a loophole that's why it's. like that zone that no one lives in that. District so anyone anyone that commits. murders anything there yeah gets away. with it because there can't be no jury.
um. that makes sense yeah because like if if. it's if it's on each side of the state. then that's like the sliver that. everything's legal I think it's like. Mississippi Idaho and something else. borders on the floor so you can see like. don't step into this [ __ ] yo you want to. do is like if we go there and then we. just do a a dash we run but a lot of. people are waiting there yeah no I was. like what if people just Camp yeah but. what if like there's there should be. like some next urban legend of some guy. wearing like a costume or something in. the middle of the woods right just.
because he has nothing better to do yo. that's a red flag day so if anybody's. like driving you down the area. just know like you have to trust them. you're reaching that edge I don't even. think there's like roads there it's just. like all desert oh it's desert I should. be Yosemite isn't that like national. park though Yosemite isn't that where it. is word I don't know I think that's what. it is yeah I think that's what it is you. ever heard of um there's something. similar kind of to like that yeah but. it's not uh in New York oh wait is it is. it like the it's a park where everyone. usually gets like stabbed and like no.
one everyone gets away with it no no no. no no I think it's something else okay. I'm thinking of. so take this in right there's this woman. she lives in the middle of Idaho in like. Borderlands [ __ ] yeah nobody's there. desert right okay bro this is literally. the wild west yeah it's really the wild. west there's no cops around okay for the. next like say five kilometers 10. kilometers anything right now she lives.
by herself in this ghost town okay so I. think she moved from like Seattle or. something she's like okay I wanna move. down here and make my own community so. there's a there's a vice documentary on. her oh [ __ ] she's living by herself. right yeah and she said she had. experiences where. she'd be so scared because she's by. herself and if strangers come by they. see her her Ghost Town yeah they think. it's what abandoned exactly right they. don't know that she's living there and. she said this one story how she saw this.
truck pull up oh no and on the truck. there was a confederate flag oh no yeah. and these guys with guns like came to. check out the whole area and she she. didn't say the entire story because she. said it's like very traumatic to her but. ever since that day she said she had to. get a gun to protect herself you have to. and you're in Idaho yeah no need a gun. literally in freaking the wild west the.
wild west yeah so I think her neighbors. something like trained her out to shoot. and all of them oh [ __ ] so she said uh. what do you call this every everything. no it's Mad Max you ever watch Mad Max. yeah it's pretty much like that so I. remember um remember I got catfished on. Discord Yeah by that girl do you ever. have those ones where it's like you're. driving home and then you think a car is. following you because he's he's taking. the same turns what do you mean like so. right after that situation happened yeah. because he said she said she was from. Toronto right and then boom we blew her. cover the next day I went out and I.
remember face typing FaceTiming the. jumpers jump people yeah he's like yo yo. I think this car is following me right. so I was driving I was driving and there. was this white I think white Sprinter. van that was Sprinter van oh that's a. red flag bro yo what the [ __ ] why is. this happening to me am I that dumb so. I'm taking a left into my neighborhood. and it tastes the same left so I stop. I'm like okay he's been following me for. a little bit I stop and I don't take the. right to my house I keep going straight. he follows me straight right and I'm.
driving I'm driving he's like okay if he. turns left yeah on this one I'm calling. my friends because this is kind of weird. yeah yeah so I turned left into like. like Altona so that means that there's. nothing there nothing there yeah he. turns left oh [ __ ] so what happened no. so I keep driving I keep driving. FaceTime the guys I'm like yo I can I'll. run out of gas I'm not stopping at my. place yeah right the whole time the. whole time I do a U-turn he does a. U-turn with me so I'm like oh thank God. also he doesn't he doesn't but like he. was taking all the same turns that I was.
taking at one point he caught on so that. you knew yeah that that maybe he was. following you because you know when. you're walking at night and you see a. girl yeah you kind of like the main. thing is like you stay away so you don't. creep her out oh yeah yeah that makes. sense is it common courtesy yeah for a. courtesy that makes sense yeah because. you never want to scare somebody like. that exactly and I feel like yo I feel. bad for all those people that get caught. in those prank videos bro oh my goodness. especially the ones where you know the. clown ones or the people hiding under. the bridge and [ __ ] damn you're just.
messed up bro I knew I was so I was so. focused on knowing if there's a prank or. something because because this old guy. came up to me in um in Scarborough Town. Center yeah and he was like can you read. this for me and I think I told you this. before it was a name tag with um with. the like you know when you say the a. couple words that it sounds like. something it sounds like something. stupid like see more butts yeah he was. like can you read this for me I'm like I. look around first I'm like is there is. there cameras and I was like it's the. old guy he probably doesn't know how to.
like a camera so I read it and he's like. oh oh I spanked me or something like. that oh you said that yeah himself and. goes away I'm like. what the [ __ ] am I in a simulation right. now that didn't feel real. like you know do you ever find those. like NPC player like non-player. characters all my life man all my life. I've been I've been passing around these. NPCs it's weird it's me me and Josh we. call them sick people like they're sick. people sick. they're filler characters. not like you have like sick tendencies.
that guy's sick like that's all we have. to say like me me and Josh we just know. like somebody's oh that's a sick guy. you just know we just know bro there's. one of the craziest NPCs I ever seen. okay is you know Oshawa Town Center bro. yes that's the weirdest one I'd never go. there I think I told you about this. before okay have you ever seen the NPC. guy wearing bunny ears what you ever see.
that guy no bro wait there's this guy at. all Town Center fam that always walks. around with bunny ears yeah just like. random bunny ears just walking around. bro and he's just there wearing bunny. ears for no it's not just because it's. Easter he's just like it could be summer. it's still wearing the bunny ears right. yeah but you know what I see around two. in in like our hometown the guy who runs. who jogs all the time you definitely. know him what you haven't seen him the. guy who all he's always jogging no.
matter winter summer all these guys like. Rocky yeah he'll always jog yeah yeah I. haven't seen that guy the guy he's like. he's white he has like a beard he he. kind of has like uh Missing hairs. people yeah people in my hometown will. know you know what bro I'm so tempted. whenever I see these things I'm so. tempted to go up to the mat and like. talk to them because what if it breaks. the simulation what if it's like a sign. like I'm supposed to go there and figure. out what's going on as soon as you're. talking to them and you give them like a. dialogue yeah to match them like the.
system breaks yeah system breaks yeah. like it passed out the whole simulation. like you've unlocked it. congratulations you start seeing symbols. in the sky he opens up a portal he's. your key out bro the clouds form. congrats Carlos that'll be [ __ ] crazy. bro you know what's one thing that's. super stressful bro what dealing with. debt oh 100 that's like the worst thing. can fall into and it sucks when your. debt is super high interest so I have a.
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Jumpers. j-u-m-p-e-r-s the link will be down low. in the description make sure to click it. yeah so yo so going back to um it's. actually coming Easter now it's like. Easter season so there's this story you. ever heard about the bunny man no the. bunny man. so the bunny man yeah this is a true. story about this guy that escaped from a. mental Asylum so there's this town I. think it's in it's either in Europe yeah.
I think it's in Europe there's this town. and it's right beside a mental Asylum. yeah right and for a lot long time there. was petitions like can we move the. mental Asylum because it's too close to. the city yeah it's way too close why why. do we have that there all the citizens. are like I'm scared like I don't want. somebody to to break out right yeah so. what happened was the government. listened okay and then they transferred. all of the inmates right to move to. another facility okay so what happened. was this bus they packed up all of the.
inmates into this Asylum bus the driving. down and it crashes okay so when it. crashes all of them Escape they run out. and like we're free bro they run yeah so. all of them ran out right and it took. like a couple hours for everybody to get. gathered together oh they actually got. got everyone back they got all of the. inmates back except for one oh [ __ ] I. think his name was Dave Griffin. something like that okay something. something Griffin now this guy.
supposedly once he escaped yeah around. this City the recitings of these dead. bunnies on the floor these dead bunnies. and people are wondering like what. what's killing these bunnies right now. it makes sense because he doesn't have. any money he doesn't have a means to. survive he would probably try and eat. whatever animals he could find right and. it happened to be the bunnies there so. he was eating the bunny meat but bunny. carcasses all over the city what the. [ __ ] now.
what's crazy is there was this tunnel. yeah this tunnel near the city okay and. I think it was Halloween night right and. these kids were walking down the aisle. or like towards this tunnel and they see. a man there okay and they get closer and. closer and like oh it's whatever like. it's Halloween right yeah they're closer. to the guy and he's wearing what he's. wearing a bunny costume bro it's. Halloween it's Halloween.
costume right yeah he walks by walks by. and all of a sudden. he takes out a machete to kill them oh. no right so two of the boys were. murdered and one of them got away now. police came to the sighting yeah right. and they all they saw were the two. bodies left on the floor as carcasses. just like the bunnies they saw around. the city and to this day they still. haven't found found the bunny man they. still haven't found the quote-unquote.
and he's still wandered in the streets. today wait where is this where is this. either in Europe or somewhere in the. states I know I know it's somewhere. there why does all the crazy [ __ ] happen. in the states there's some crazy [ __ ] in. Canada too bro I mean yeah we have the. Pickering boys lost story but that's. like mostly it there's more fam I don't. have a bunny man that's crazy okay the. bunny man is different that sounds like. a fake story no this is like this that's. that ass real that's real bro holy. smokes but it sounds stupid because why. the [ __ ] because like even the plot like.
when they when the bus crashes and and. how they all scam mattered you know how. like you kill a big spider and all the. little spiders oh yeah yeah yeah have. you seen that in your life oh no I. haven't yet yo that [ __ ] is terrifying. have you seen it so I was um I was at my. Lola's house right and I didn't see when. you kill the big spider and they all. spread out I saw. the egg like hatch what so it was a. small ass egg like maybe the size of my. pinky like this and then I'm like okay. no way like hella spiders can fit in.
that yeah it pops open boom it's like. hundreds and hundreds of spiders like. spilling through yeah but but the fact. that they caught all of the inmates was. kind of crazy yeah that's just kind of. fun man they're on their grind because. Smart Bro after after you go uh after. you exit the bus where are you going. first because the first thing I think. I'm gonna go is like the underground. tunnels because they're probably not. looking down below maybe that's right. yeah they have they have helicopters. everywhere [ __ ] like that but the bunny. man couldn't go to like a coffee shop. and like get something like he had to go.
for bunnies like I don't know why why. wait wait time out why was there so many. bunnies in the area that's like the. Wilderness man that's just the. Wilderness I've just had a rationalize. it that's the Wilderness if if you're if. you're a starving person yeah on some. Hunger Games like Katniss Everdeen [ __ ]. you're gonna be eating squirrels bro I'd. be eating squirrels too I'll be eating. like mushrooms on the floor right. did you hear that story was like a guy. was gonna be robbed in their house but. the robber like got found he's like oh. [ __ ] I got you right and then he started. he started roasting the guy's house he's.
like man what the [ __ ] is it Rinky Dink. ass house man like I'm not I'm not even. trying to rob this no more put back his. mask and ran away yo you know there's. like um. you know there's like Signs. listen to that [ __ ] man but there's. signs yeah to know if someone is. targeting your house yeah yeah yeah so. the first one the first one is like if. you start getting random ads like you. know those door hanging ads that means. that oh if you take it out when you go.
in that indicates the robber that you're. at home so they can't run no it's not. just one it's like many yeah you have to. get most of them yeah and robbers I. guess they tend to form like groups so. they leave the symbols you probably know. these symbols uh in in front of the. person's house so one of them it's the. letter D so the letter D is it's too. risky to Rob don't Rob the house and. then uh a square with an X in it yeah. it's it's good to go homie it's good to. Rob and then I think a square oh no a.
circle with an X yeah is that means like. oh there's nothing worth stealing in the. house but if there's two squares on top. of each other that means the the owners. are very weak which means that it's good. to go good to Rob oh like they can't. fight back they can't fight back. Invasion yeah home invasion I know and. then if you ever find if you ever have. like a mattress in the beginning of your. house and you lift it up and there's a. cookie or Cracker call the police right. away because that means they were about. to rob it they were just testing if you. were home because if you step on it boom.
that means they're home oh because if. they step on like the crumbs it'll break. apart yeah yeah exactly there's there's. a lot of those too with um with vehicles. not a lot of people know about this I. don't know so if you ever see like your. car right yeah and then you see like. some crazy [ __ ] on your car let's say. like a Post-It note yeah that's that. looks weird even like a sticker so. criminals they'll put stuff on your car. yeah so you'll try and unlock your car. and then when you sit down you see like. a sticker on my windshield why is it. stick around my windshield okay exit.
your car you're gonna try and peel it. off peel it off a sticker it takes long. as [ __ ] to peel off right I know this. yeah I've heard it so the criminals when. they see you working on it boom yeah hit. you in the head yeah push you off take. your whip because your keys are in the. car and it's unlocked exactly that that. happens a lot in parking lots because. that's when empty parking lots. specifically because that's when no one. can save you like you're just there. doing a sticker yeah that's easy that's. empty empty parking lots that's why you. should always like park near another car.
or at least Park under like a light. especially if it's dark yeah and there's. another one it's like this is the. unobvious one it's like if a white van. has a chain attached to the back so like. no one can escape. that's red flag bro yeah but people. don't really know this because they. don't they're like oh what is that that. little chain at the back you feel me but. no somebody could be in there being. trafficked you know being kidnapped. stuff like that now the biggest red flag. this is the biggest if you guys see this. yeah this is exactly what it is look so.
you'll see white Vans right all the time. you see white Vans big white Vans yeah. and that's a common like oh it's a. pedophile man whatever right but to know. if it's actually a pedophile van okay if. you look at the a door and there's no. handle on the door no handle okay then. it really is a pedophile or like meant. for kidnapping because you can't open it. open it yeah remember that story when. Eric and and Brandon got jumped by those. guys and they they they're like yo give. me your bikes and then like yeah take it.
yeah yeah yeah I think that the van was. white and had no thing oh so it was like. a trap van exactly it was meant for that. yeah you ever hear about that guy he. like he made his own tank what he made. his own tank and then he wanted like a. whole Rampage in the states no no what. is it bro so there's this guy he had. like hella like hella guns like a huge. arsenal of of stuff right yeah and I. think he wanted to do like a final stand. okay he was in right in the head. obviously yeah but he made his own tank.
like he bulletproofed this this car and. then he like put like turrets and all. that like her positions shooting. positions so he could shoot but he. couldn't get shot at oh no yeah and he. made like a final stand bro uh you're. more on like the dark side of that [ __ ]. because you know those people who turn. their Vans into like mini homes. [Music]. I see those I see very wholesome yeah. but not another red flag that I thought. you were gonna bring up is like but if a. if a black Sprinter comes by your car.
duck immediately duck duck. because one of me and my friends like uh. biggest fears is like when we're at a. stoplight and someone comes up to us and. like oh like and we get shot like. through the window or some [ __ ] like. that but yeah that's that's like our. biggest fear and I was in um rexta I. remember I told you yeah as soon as soon. as I park my car fam turn off the engine. I was like oh man this is a bad area but. I'm Gonna Keep I'm Gonna Be Ready right. as soon as I turn it off a guy we make. eye contacts yeah yeah yeah hey boss.
boss oh [ __ ] it comes closer to the car. as soon as he steps close to my car I. start the engine and then he's kind of. like backing off backing off yeah but. then he's like yo phone call phone call. phone call and I'm like bro like come on. yeah I'm gonna give you my phone you're. gonna run away I know how this [ __ ]. works but in my my heart bumping you. know me man so I was like nah nah go go. away he's like no I need a phone call I. was like I'm count down to three if you. don't I'm gonna run you over like yeah. I'm not about to play this with you boom. uh he gets he steps away from the guy.
he's like all right [ __ ] you all right. go away you gotta be smart in those. those situations man oh my God like any. time sometimes when you're in that. position like you don't realize you're. in danger yeah and that's the worst. thing you don't want to be like unaware. that's why whenever I let's say I'm. going to the store or whatever wants to. know I'll check my back check my back. because some people they're just walking. around on their floor blah blah yeah but. those are the people that they target. right it's so funny because remember we. were at the parking lot and we came home. from uh the karaoke yeah yeah yeah the.
way we were going into an empty parking. lot and Carlos told me he said just. don't walk like you like you're a Target. so this guy busts down this guy bust. down the the parking lot door like oh my. God no cause look if people are waiting. no but the way you did it was so funny. he was like he was like boom like a. movie and he he started like you know. that hop you dude. bro no trust me I was laughing inside. because but no one was there so yeah it. was good but the way you busted through. that door and started like your swag.
lock it was like yeah No One's Gonna Rob. us. no but realistically if people were. waiting there for someone to get robbed. like. if I walk in the door like yeah. you feel me then you're gonna be a. you're gonna look like a Target. you're right like.
the swag lock is so crazy it was like. dead ass I was watching your WWE. entrance that shot isn't your. exaggerating. I swear it was like that I remember I. think I told this on the story on the. podcast before yeah but I was walking in. the hallways one time yeah and then I. swing my I don't know if you notice I. swing my arms a lot like it looked like. that I swing my arms and then this gym. teacher came by and I accidentally like. because my arm swing so much I bumped.
into him but when I bumped into him my. fist oh slap it hit right in his balls. bro and then his he like made a noise. yeah he's gonna be the Minecraft. the Roblox what's the Roblox noise. but yeah so some stuff like that it's. like it triggers fight or flight but I. have three I F3 it's fight flight and. just freeze and I usually go into freeze. I remember one time too uh it was my.
birthday and my my uh cousins were. planning like a birthday dinner right. and do you know that the restaurant by. the marina yeah yeah yeah the one that. barely anyone goes to no more because it. got renovated and like there it's a new. person yeah so we went in there and we. were making reservations and and they. were like oh yeah yeah just come just. come because nobody's here so we didn't. have to make reservations we went in. they took us upstairs right upstairs is. like an attic so imagine the quietness. and like silentness of an addict it was.
like private dining yeah but it was like. you know that silence where it's. uncomfortable why why is it no it's like. too silent like you know where it's like. it's just blend no music in the. background is playing so in your head. like the the hereditary music. but it was so scary like yeah the whole. restaurant was just it was downstairs. the people were downstairs and we were. upstairs so we're like what the [ __ ] do. we fake something to get out out so it. was funny because I was like yo let's. just go Korean barbecue yeah we called. the Korean barbecue place in the.
restaurant set a reservation. and then it was everyone going out of. the restaurant we had to pass the owner. the owner's like the owner's like oh oh. what are you guys leaving and he asked. me and you know I was like. and my cousin was like oh no there's an. emergency there's an emergency but you. see me I'm like. pride in myself that like I don't want.
to like dip because it makes me look. like I can't afford it exactly oh my God. or when like your your car declines your. card is kind of under your girl or some. [ __ ]. no the worst the worst is uh my sister. what so one time she ordered I think. skipped the dishes or something right. yeah and I didn't know this skip the. dishes you can pay cash huh I didn't. know that I didn't know that that's kind. of funny so like pay at the door right. so this is when like we are down bad. this is like early High School okay this.
book so I was coming home and then I. came home my sister said oh I ordered I. ordered a blah blah blah yeah right and. then the skip the dishes lady came to. the door okay so I hear her walking to. the door I hear in her Pockets. so she gets her order like it was. Wendy's or something and then she's. holding her hands like this here you go. look it looks like a coin laundry it's. just all coins yeah and she just drops. in her hand but how's she gonna count. that yeah I know my mom does that my mom.
does that when you when you're paying. like whatever leftover coins if it's. like five dollars chill oh she'll put. out yeah and then I'm like bro just give. it a five dollar bill man it's it's so. easy I think it's an Asian things it is. an Asian thing but I think for for FEMA. especially because they have a purse. they don't want to carry all that change. facts because I and another awkward. thing and like the worst [ __ ] ever like. secondhand embarrassment is when you're. buying condoms oh my God whatever what's. your go-to if you buy do you buy it. alone or do you buy it with something I.
always I said this before you guys have. you did yeah I bought I bought with gum. bro okay I bought with gum but the lady. still knew and she's like have fun see. no if I'm a cashier I'm scanning it and. not making it awkward I think the most. awkward thing is when you like oh oh. okay okay buddy I see you or something. like that don't say that [ __ ] to me that. that's what she said to me before she. said yeah have fun yeah that's why it's. busted like self-checkout easy yes I'll. check out it's okay you don't have to. worry about on any of that [ __ ] bro.
because whenever I buy condoms and I. have to go up to somebody I always buy. like I guess something else mouthwash. the main one is like chips. something something cheap because I. don't care about the chips I only care. about the condoms I always go with gum. like this doesn't because you can't go. wrong with going yeah you can't you. can't but what's up you know what those. packs of gum it's like in the whole like. long long ass container like this never. buy those why the worst gum you can buy. what I don't know why what the hell is. always stale no the the gum that's in. like the sheets and then it has like.
four packs in the in the heat. the Plastics like XL it's Excel but like. it's no it's like a whole bag of excel. never buy no I'm Gonna Save You All this. life right now and never buy those gums. yeah or like the big pack might as well. buy it individual facts because if you. buy those ones I don't know for some. reason I guess nobody ever buys it yeah. it's always stale bro they sell those in. the airport a lot and they make Bank oh. is everybody everybody wants to buy gum. so they chew it and like on the airport. they don't get the the beer popping yeah.
yeah yeah do you believe in that um you. know the anti-nausea like wristband. thing what is it so a lot of people when. they fly they wear this like anti-nausea. wristband that's Placebo bro. so it's like this um it's like this. white plastic and then it's like a black. band but it's supposed to be like a. pressure point like if you just press. here okay then you won't be nauseous nah. but they sell it as anti-nausea for. flights wait this is sold at the airport. yeah it's all at the airports they sell.
that Shoppers Drug Mart all that stuff. airports make so much money just based. on like they have uh what do you call. this designer watches all of that while. you're passing through like bro does. anybody actually shop in there except. for like actual rich people no they you. know why why because it's all duty free. bro oh duty free no but that's a. separate store I'm talking about wait is. everything duty free like I think I'm. pretty sure like most of okay okay. because I know the designer watch and. like the bag section yeah isn't like. duty-free there's a there's a certain. section for that I know I know there's.
um there's always like a hella lot like. like there's a lot of [ __ ] duty. freeze like everywhere okay it's not. just one spot yeah it's like one cashier. one cash there one cash there and you. can buy like chips or whatever you can. buy all that stuff true true but I think. what it is at the airport yeah I forgot. who it was I think it's future I said it. okay like if you go to the if you go to. the the airport it's like going to the. club really because everybody has money. dress is nice like like if I'm going to. airport I'ma dress nice because you.
never know who you're gonna see at the. airport at least his airport at least. his airport that's that's a good one. because for us who are we going to see. people in sweats yeah but for them they. see like on my I might run into Gucci. Mane I might run into a blah blah so. spring season's coming and although. everybody's spring cleaning one thing. you have to take in account for is. spring cleaning with your mental health. so one thing you should also be doing. this season is decluttering your mind of. all those negative things that's. bothering you yeah for sure and School. season just ended so I can refresh reset.
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like 2009 2009 2009 that's the year okay. okay so I'm sitting I'm waiting right. and I see the other gate to Hawaii right. now I see this this kind of shorter. fellow not too short yeah Kevin Hart no. no no no shorter fellow to like describe. him yes he has a beard he's wearing. sunglasses he's posted up relax like. this okay by the ethnicity give me. something bro it's black black he's not. really short but like uh he's kind of.
stocky boat no no no kind of stocky no. is he a UFC fighter the only reason I. recognized him why at the time because I. was nine years old right okay was. because of the Justin Bieber music video. baby who did I see wait um uh. I saw ludicrous like chilling bro no way. yes I saw Ludacris no because I wasn't I. was like shy I'm a young ass kid right. yeah I don't even know if I knew his. name at the time yeah to be honest I.
don't know if I knew his name at the. time yeah. when I was 13. but he was like actually popping back. then so that's a proper time to meet him. yeah he was headed to Hawaii yeah but I. should have I should have went off when. I was a kid man I was a kid wait was. this a um because I know most. celebrities you get found in LAX because. uh what's our YYZ airport yeah you found. there's barely anyone you see Raptors. players you see that they're not. supposed to see it but LAX is like you.
see bear people at Lex yeah I don't know. I don't I don't fly there much okay I. wouldn't know yeah because I seen I seen. he was in my economy class yeah Norman. Powell what yeah they were sitting like. you know when everyone they didn't give. them better flights no no I don't I. don't I think they're on their like. rookie contract oh okay we're making. bread but Norman Powell was sitting. there like you know when everyone's. waiting for you yeah for their ride and. I was like what the [ __ ] that's Norman. Powell and you know those ones where you. like you sit and you kind of make the. the oh I'm recording you but I don't. want you to see emotion yeah so he got.
me and my me and all my cousins were. like four and we're all doing the same. he looks up we're all like. the best way if you want to record. someone without them knowing okay. yeah yeah. now I'll be there I'll be there in like. five minutes yeah. the guy Dollarama. that's what you do bro that's how you do. you just pretend you're talking to.
somebody because when you're talking to. somebody it's like you can get away with. anything I don't know for some reason. like whenever I see somebody on the. phone yeah in my head it's like. automatic I can't touch them yeah I. can't touch them you know I mean like. it's almost like AFK like you know what. you know in GTA when they go in passive. mode and they're like kind of invisible. yeah that's what feels like anytime I. see somebody on the phone yeah no light. if I don't want to get robbed I think I. should start going wearing suits. everywhere and just and just have my. phone like yeah you could do that yeah. I think I think one of the strategies.
for a girl to like make sure she's safe. when she's by herself is always be on. the phone and just be like yeah I'll be. home in five minutes I'll be home soon. blah blah because if let's say people. are stalking her following her yeah and. they hear that oh man the guy's waiting. five minutes away yeah that's not a good. sign up we'll back off the main one I do. too for very sneaky you put your phone. here you have a backpack and you're like. yes and then you just you just why do. you know all these strategies bro no.
because I was like what the [ __ ] if. people I I guess I just make it up I'm. like Oh No One's Gonna expect me because. I'm holding my back who are you. recording in high school bro whoa who. are you recording and how are you. recording guys you have a backpack on. why why did why did you automatically. think high school because you have a. backpack on. why else you have a backpack on bro. University Fam I'm I'm in the subway oh. before we come on man no time that's how. you know I've been away from school. that's how you know I'm a Dropout. because I don't even talk about. backpacks anymore yeah do you miss it.
miss school yeah hell no okay like do. you miss like some parts of it I miss I. miss going downtown but like I can go. whenever I want sure I mean if I want to. I can go on campus and do what though I. don't know see my friends okay yeah like. I say what's up but I don't I don't miss. school itself yeah I mean I don't miss. like oh I had this schedule I have to go. here to here blah blah yeah I mean think. about it you know those excitements you. get when like let's say your professor. didn't show up and you have a free day.
yeah obviously how sad is that no if you. if you really bag that [ __ ] how sad is. it that you travel let's say you commute. yeah like an hour plus right yeah to go. to your class your professors doesn't. show up but you get excited that it. didn't show up I know no I don't think. that happens in University anymore. because like you want your your. professors to teach you [ __ ] because. you're spending like people don't. realize you're spending hella money so. every class you miss negative 50. negative 50 not like more like negative. 200. 200. you feel me so I'm like.
whenever I wanna like I'm I don't I feel. lazy I'm always thinking no there's. money in it now High School easy even. though I didn't skip classes in high. school people were skipping classes but. it's free you get to skip a free class. yeah but in a sense high school isn't. free and you still pay taxes kind of but. like for for me I think High School. you you don't really want to skip yeah. like why would you want to skip I don't. know I guess they hang out I guess they. hang out or whatever but like more times. bro you can just chill with your friends.
after school like yeah hell of time I. guess it's more rebellious if you do it. during class time not dead ass the only. times it like I swear I swear yeah the. only times I ever skip class was if I. was avoiding a test. those are the only times I skipped. that's like the worst that's the worst. one though I would rather skip like. normal classes than actually hey bro Hey. listen listen listen listen most of the. times I skipped on the test day what did. they do gave me the next day to work on. it yeah High School is weird like that.
you can just call in sick and they would. give you another day yeah yeah. so why wouldn't I yeah use that to my. advantage I know you know I mean no I. still haven't figured out the finesses. of University because like the whole. stigma in universities oh you won't be. able to do this in high school or I mean. in University if you can do it in high. school but no I'm pretty sure they just. told me that it stuck with me and I. didn't try anything because I haven't. tried anything yet I see my friend take. out a piece of paper and drop it you. feel me on the desk and he was writing. his exam with it but I'm too scared.
because like oh there's money in it now. I might get expelled I think the best. thing you can do if you want to like get. away with [ __ ] listen listen listen yeah. y'all just like make a relationship with. your professor oh yeah that's like if. you can do that if I make got three. thousand if they see you yeah I do that. okay. yeah. I don't I don't condone that part but. like [ __ ] if you want to grind your. garden I mean what grind. no but if you have like a relationship. with someone do you like that yeah and.
they see you always cheating yeah now. all this exactly exactly and that's. everything in life bro that's one lesson. you can take from University or even. high school yeah making relationships or. at least like being on acquaintance. level with a person yeah is very. valuable yeah just Connections in. general very valuable and that's a skill. you can take out through your whole life. yeah if you have connections without a. job you can still make money that's the. crazy thing yeah now remember remember. when you're in high school people like. oh he's the he's the class pet oh he's. teacher's pet blah blah that's the.
smartest guy I was always that did he. not get the greatest March though like. come on the best one I mean just because. you have to kiss ass a few times you can. sacrifice the the jokes and after but. yeah at the end of the day you're. getting a good you're getting good Mark. so just it's all Pride yeah literally I. think one time. I wanted to be like on a volleyball team. before and then all I did was like talk. to talk to the the coach about his. laptops and I'm like oh that's a nice. laptop the craziest proposition that. Carlos said was remember our chemistry. teacher.
you're like yo should I join the. swimming team because she's the coach so. I might get on her good side yo dead ass. because Fam I'm a fast swimmer I'm a. faster I could have aced that [ __ ] no. lie you could have done that yeah if I. if I was her best swimmer yeah bam I'm. good at swimming you know what I mean. yeah and I can work hard at swimming I'm. not good at chemistry even if I work. hard at chemistry I probably won't be. good so I'll put my energy into swimming. yeah increase my chemistry Mark come on.
bro resources bro no that was the. craziest proposition because you were. actually considering it I could have. done it you're like yo yo the list is. right now should I sign up I was like. all this for a grade okay but wait you. you tell me you never done something. like that before to get on somebody's. good side yes I have I have like what. tell me tell me um my grade I think six. or five I had her two times in a row. yeah but the the main thing that she. loves was oh I love um coffee crisps. yeah I know I know the dries chocolate. whatever she's a weird teacher but I.
love that teacher just because she. treated me so well from all the other. classes because every Halloween boom all. the coffee curse I'd even like coffee. crisps yeah this was an easy bag I'm not. gonna eat it just give it to her boom. she gave me a Plus on everything had her. two years in a row and then and then she. would tell she this was perfect because. her connection got to my grade 7th grade. a teacher because now she was telling. them oh Gavin that kid is super good. yeah yeah yeah boom I had a Filipino. grade seven teacher already a connection.
I was on the flag football team for his. team uh for grade eight I was on the. basketball team won him a championship. elementary school if you knew me back. then Elementary School that was my like. prime prime for sports really yeah yeah. because that was basketball that was I. carried the team to like a championship. the first time. that was the first time like I won. something by my like yeah I'm not by. myself but like I won something like it. was like a crazy that was the first time.
where I was just running aimlessly you. know after the buzzer goes off yeah I. was swinging my arms I didn't know what. to do like I don't think I've ever got. that feeling ever again really yeah. never Taekwondo it wasn't the same. feeling but that basketball just because. I finally won something after I watched. why'd you quit huh why'd you quit why. did you like stop too much pressure it. just didn't become fun to me oh yeah is. that how it is do you think that's how. it is whenever you're at such a high. level there's more pressure yes all the. time because what do you call this. Filipinos don't grow we always say this.
and if you're still pursuing a Phil as a. Filipino high school high school. basketball then you're kind of crazy. still because not a lot of us they're. not tall you mean yeah because not a lot. of us make it because after we just go. into like uh we're singers now we do. fashion now yeah yeah yeah we all go in. different routes because Sports didn't. work out but you never know somebody. could like yo did you know what you. could actually grow taller like from. surgery oh yeah probably Yao Ming did it. yeah no not Yao Ming oh so I think in. Korea okay and China yeah there's.
actually the surgery you can go through. to make your legs longer legs longer. yeah so what they do when you're younger. or I think even if you're just like a. teenager yeah you can break your shins. what you can break your shins and then. it will grow longer oh [ __ ] that yeah so. like they break it and they do like a. procedure they add like an attachment. yeah they do a procedure so when it. grows back it grows like a couple like. two inches whatever yeah so he goes. taller oh no would you want to do that. do you like your heart right now hell no.
why would I do that bro for Heights do. you wish you were taller nah I don't. really wish I'm taller you know people. who Gaslight you yeah you ever wish you. were bigger [ __ ] song [ __ ] like. what do you mean yes. I think I think whoever you are like if. you feel shorter if you feel like not. the right way or whatever just do what. you can yeah feel me just do what you. can and use that as motivation to try. and complete yourself in a way yeah I. mean let's say you feel like you're.
missing a piece fill that with something. else yeah right let's say I'm a shorter. guy but [ __ ] it I'll be the funniest guy. you ever know you gotta say if you're. hella funny yeah if you know your. strength just do that yeah even like um. there's there's a lot of like short. people that are bodybuilders they're. these right and that that makes up for. like holy [ __ ] that guy's huge yeah I. see a lot of that on Tick Tock I. remember this like uh I think I'm he's. also a Filipino I think he's like five. foot something but he's not very tall. but he's yoked yeah like I'm not. touching that guy I know.
but the only reason why I'm I wouldn't. want to get big is because I'm into. fashion and the clothes wouldn't fit me. the same way like I don't want to get. too big you feel me I don't think you. can if you don't try bro it's perfect. because yeah all the stuff that I wear. is super skinny on me and that's that's. my my shape whenever people are dressing. they don't get they don't get it but. like the the structure of your fit is. very important it doesn't matter what. you put on yeah it's like the structure. what do you mean by structure like break. it down the dimensions I guess so if.
you're a super if you have a really big. top with skinny bottoms how are you. gonna look like a clown for him true. true yeah yeah it's like you got to. match it to your body type okay what. would you say for me because I have a. really I have a really wide frame wide. but I'm skinny at the same time all all. baggy and that's what you do that's what. I do already so you found your. dimensions for me I'm super skinny the. super skinny like Suave look works for. me yeah because my shoulder like yeah. look my you look like a [ __ ] Cowboy. right now. [ __ ] my shoulders are super wide but.
like it's weird because I'm my torso is. a little bit skinnier exactly so I have. this this extra yeah you were all big. yeah speaking of cowboys so there's. actually a new Mandela effect I don't. know if you know this for Cowboys yeah. so so I think in 2011 they made a movie. called Cowboys versus Aliens you. definitely watch it oh yeah I remember. this from Death I remember yeah it's. never been Cowboys versus Aliens it's. Cowboys and Aliens no no yes I remember. the poster versus the big vs never been.
that swear to you so there's an article. that came out when the movie came out. and it's labeled Cowboys the and aliens. and Aliens no no because no it doesn't. make sense because why would somebody. watch Cowboys and Aliens they want to. see people's Place yeah it is versus. that means bro all the movies coming out. at the time yeah they titled it like um. versus Freddy versus Jason versus Bob. yeah it they wouldn't put and you know.
it's not Freddy versus Jason it's Freddy. and Jason no it's not okay. no but the Cowboys versus Aliens I I. didn't even watch the movie but I know. it was Cowboys versus Aliens yeah come. on look aliens versus monsters remember. that that movie facts wait is it is it. hold on hold on. aliens questioning everything. yeah Monsters versus Aliens Monsters. versus Aliens yeah that was a fire movie. I love that movie but yeah but the.
Cowboys versus Aliens kind of threw me. off still no okay yeah that one's that. one's foreign. do you think do you think we already. moved okay have you ever heard of what. that everybody is dead Theory uh all of. us are dead or everyone everybody is. dead Theory tell me so there's a theory. right yeah you know how the world was. supposed to end in like 2012. yeah. everybody was like oh [ __ ] we're gonna. die right yeah so there's a theory that. we actually all did die in 2012. and.
life right now right you know how people. say when they die their life flashes. before their eyes but to them it flashes. and it's almost like they perceive time. differently oh yeah so what if everybody. died in 2012 and we're all experiencing. life. through a flash right but this flash. feels like however long 80 years right. but really it's just happening within.
like a milliseconds yeah and then. somebody's like presses the button away. we just all wake up yeah to nothing yo. there's this crazy Tick Tock I saw too. okay so there's this there's this lady. she was talking about how they're her. Dimensions actually change so there's. this one time there's one time she was. like on her phone right and she's. looking at the time and the time was. different from her boyfriend's phone all. right no and then they checked the. computer the computer was a different. time yeah and then they checked the. clock on the wall the clock's a. different time right and they check the.
alarm clock everything's different time. like what is going on what is going on. right so for some reason. she was checking like news and. everything it was it was changed like. the dates were crazy so she thinks she. thinks listen on Tick Tock she thinks. that we've transcended Dimensions or. there was like a shift in the timeline. and everything's like garbanzo beans. that's some real movie [ __ ] if you turn. on the TV and it's like and just now in. 2065 yeah yeah bro I would be like what.
the [ __ ] is going on so. all those Mandela effects yeah all of. these subtle differences you know what's. so crazy about Mandela effects though. every time I see it it's like it it. shocks my brain the first time and. almost as if like my body gets used to. that timeline yeah it gets used to like. oh no that's how it's always been yeah. yeah yeah it's so fun it automatically. adjusted yeah you know you know they. canceled uh daylight savings times so. when you're talking about the different. times just because it ruins people's.
sleep patterns now yeah yeah so like oh. you wake up and it's like oh it's. [ __ ] one already but you think it's. 12 nah they already canceled that they. took it out right yeah in Canada too. though I think in Canada but for sure us. I don't know if they'll do that in. Canada just because like um a lot of our. provinces yeah like it's super dark like. I think if you go to. is it the Yukon like Yukon it's like. night time for like eight like just. eight hours something crazy I I hate the. winter times when it gets dark really. quick because that's when it's like I.
don't feel productive no more it's like. Oh my days already passed like boom. day's done yeah relax now yeah yeah yeah. dark is weird you know um where was. mid-somar based in uh Switzerland. Switzerland oh no no it was it. Switzerland I think Switzerland yeah I. think it's okay yeah yeah did you know. like their son stays up for 12 hours. like I forgot how long that's something. crazy like it stays it stays super. bright till like nine o'clock Bright. Sunshine that's fire but I think it's. during like a certain season and.
remember in mid somewhere they talked. about that it's I think oh no no the sun. does go down but like it's mostly day. would you want okay would you rather. have okay like full sunlight all times. any time okay or Darkness all times. anytime okay this is weird because if. you have if you have okay now when I say. full sunlight you have to keep in mind. it will be [ __ ] hot as [ __ ] yeah and. beams burning you get me so you wouldn't. even want the sun anymore it's gonna be. to that point you have to keep it no I. think I would low-key but if it's dark.
but if it's dark right yeah then you can. be colder like it'll be cold yeah so I. think Sun's the way to go yeah. there's no way you can argue dark. because first of all your morale is. always good you're productive you can. make artificial light though we can make. artificial sun nah but like it's no. boyfriend the natural the natural. sunlight and it hits your body fam you. just feel blessed no you can make it. like you can make UV light yeah I know. but that's amazing okay first of all you.
can't see it's like it's like dead ass. you're colorblind now because all you're. seeing is dark no I'm saying for the. whole world bro for the whole world I'm. saying for the whole world like we don't. have a son anymore no I would want a sun. I would want to sign 100 then a [ __ ]. no but we can put another sun in the sky. but if the Sun is always constantly. beaming yo you'll turn like to crust. like you go you wouldn't be able to. spend outside because the rain. you know how you know how sometimes if. you're in Mexico and the water is still. hot okay because the radiation.
throughout the whole day now imagine the. sun was on for 30 days how would the. radiation be it would be boiling we. don't get any other like rain nothing no. there's no sun showers yeah it's like. living on a desert but it never becomes. nighttime okay Loki I don't know it. never comes nighttime I was just. thinking I was just thinking because. it's just all everything positive it's. not beaming hot all the time I thought. it was gonna be like mild temperature. like 14 degrees 15 degrees just sun.
it's not gonna happen if we don't take. account the weather what would you pick. if we don't take out the weather the. weather yeah it's just would you rather. have sun with good temperatures or or. dark with good temperatures in the. perfect world in a perfect world I would. choose dark whoa in a perfect world no. but like not Darkness I would choose. like a sunset a sun in a perfect world. if I can make the world a song at all. times I would do do that Sunset no. Sunset is kind of lame to be honest I. would do that. like a like a mid that's kind of weird. it's like it's in the between like no no.
listen listen listen you might as well. commit to full sun every time every time. you see in a sunset did you not have a. feeling of euphoria it's okay you know. bro trust me like look at the sunset. again I'll be like oh that's kind of. cool it actually looks like a painting. bro I'll be like yeah that's kind of. cool maybe I'm not like the the icky no. because when you say sunshine I I. imagine just the Sun and no clouds. that's beautiful that's like every hot. sauce I don't like that one of my. favorite seasons is summer bro you're. gonna have dark all the time you're. [ __ ] ghost riding around 24 7 now.
they don't have no more nine to fives. around overtime every single day I don't. know bro DG is for you buddy you want to. go out in the street dark all the time. no it's not going to be dark all the. time because it is because we can make. artificial light that's what I'm trying. to say oh that's whack you know. if okay look look yeah if you ever get. sick of the sun because it's there yeah. you can't go ahead and turn off the sun. yeah you can just go what the [ __ ] are. you stupid uh dark out blinds dark out. blinds yeah you're gonna be standing. inside though you're spending time.
inside what's wrong with that. sure thing bro we can put up have you. seen the artificial sun in China no you. haven't seen that no bro they put up. look I'm gonna show you this look at. this look at this one trillion dollar. artificial sun China's artificial. sunsets a new world record they put it. up into the sky bro literally it lights. up the the world like a sun yeah so. that's problem solved if the sun's. always there's no sun in the sky I guess. you can put up another one okay then we. have a set of loopholes because that's a. loophole because you know remember when. I said when I'm colorblind I get to have.
the sunglasses and you're like no no no. so no I don't play fair no I don't play. it you what that that goes to me too. what the [ __ ] you can't have all the. rules it's just a [ __ ] minority no. I'm not the [ __ ] minority here I. don't know Brian no I just make the. rules. no you don't that's why you can't have. me at the bank because you know I would. win every single one what are you stupid. I always win the base I always win no no. we can't pick out the background I. always win the baseball um. without no artificial sun without no.
artificial sun it would always have to. be dark outside I'm telling you every. single day is night time come on I don't. know about that let's go baby I like. stars I like stars I like I like this. yeah for a day fem after two days ago. what the [ __ ] that sun come out maybe. I'm a vampire bro yeah yeah try. loopholes I'm a vampire like no that's. not gonna work. the house.
you need the van Phantom one. oh yeah but yo I have one more ghost. game before we end it off but but when. we were taking uh we were talking about. how to sneakily take pictures I was. gonna transition it to it but you move. on way too quick that's why I gotta be. uh uh. but this ghost game is like how you and. your friend can capture a picture of a. ghost and it's called the picture game. the picture game yeah okay we could. actually do it no I don't know I don't. want to do that [ __ ] no like we can do. it right now I feel like nothing's gonna. happen we'll just do that [ __ ] at your.
house man okay so so you need just you. and your friend two chairs and a phone. with a flash okay okay so when when um. you need an empty room and turn it all. all the light switches off yeah right. you and your friends sit uh like this. literally like this face face to face. and then you say you open the door and. say the door is open you are welcome six. times together right yeah and then all. of a sudden one both of you guys take a. picture with the flash on it's like a.
it's like a roulette so the ghost will. either be in your picture or in my. picture oh so whatever the picture is. the person will start feeling colder. because the ghost chose you whoa. and if you have to before or anything. like you start feeling cold you have to. run out the room right away like this or. else I'm feeling cold. or else like you'll get possessed for. like the rest of your life damn wait. wait so is this like a is this a game. they people played yeah like Is there.
videos on this though yeah every game. that I've said on this podcast people. have actually played and there's people. in the comments that played the the blue. baby girl baby one yeah you ever heard. um there's another one you ever heard. about the window game the window game. though the picture game the window game. no no the window game like this one's. [ __ ] what is this what is this there's. this game I found this one on Reddit. right okay people played this before. yeah there's a way you can summon like a. spirit to your window so they call it. the window game right the way to play.
you have to walk to your window open up. the shades open up the whole frame right. yeah now you're supposed to think to. yourself and really like feel in your. heart to try and summon a spirit to you. so. what you're supposed to do you stand. there I think for like exactly six. minutes yeah and then you go to your bed. and lie down right yeah now when you go. to your bed you're supposed to shut the. door shut the covers everything and. you're supposed to sit there and wait. and wait now usually it shouldn't work.
like it should not work on your first. try if it does your specials but. according to a lot of the players it. takes like the sixth seventh eighth try. maybe even the 12th right the rule. though you can only try doing it at the. end of the month so if it's either a. 31st or a 30th right yeah yeah you could. only try it on those days you can never. try any other day yeah now what's. supposed to happen is when you go back. to your bed after shutting the window. you'll hear.
a knocking on your window right you'll. hear a knocking and knocking and what. you're supposed to do yeah that means. the game is started you are not able to. go to the window and look okay if you go. to the window and look you'll die like. on this box. you'll die now listen listen bro so when. you hear the knocking it's gonna get. louder it's gonna get louder it's gonna. keep getting louder and louder and. louder and you're gonna feel more and. more it almost affects your mind to.
where like you're tempted to take a look. right okay you can hear Whispers like. open. the door yeah open the door. right. now eventually we'll stop and you'll be. so tempted to go and look at the window. because it stopped because you want to. see if it's still there now you have to. wait until that period ends and you hear. knocking again so you're gonna be you're. gonna be uh rewarded with another round. of knocking bro another round yeah it's.
a whole nother round of knocking and. this [ __ ] will last until sunlight hits. and you have to keep playing it or as. you're dead now apparently only the. player will hear the knocking okay so. your parents in the other room won't. hear it your sister won't hear it blah. blah blah yeah it would just be you and. you have to wait till the sun arises and. then the game is done oh my goodness so. it's like it's almost like a trap yeah I. think that's all of these games are bro. that's a that's a real game though like. yeah people played it yeah people play.
this people die from it I don't know bro. I don't know that's that's the whole. thing like yeah you're gonna die you're. gonna get possessed something so the. whole the whole point of the game is. like it's baiting you outside you just. can't you just have to stay yeah yeah. it's testing like your your Temptation. yeah that's [ __ ] man I think that's. all of these games are these games are. all just like it's it's almost a ploy. almost like a trap for you to to explore. the dark the dark Realms it's all in. your mindset if you want to do it yeah. they'll allow it they'll let you enter. if you want to but it's all of like.
faint of heart if you want to do it go. ahead that's like um bro that's like. some devil [ __ ] bro yeah because all the. you hear all the time like the devil. will try and tempt you the devil will. try and tempt you and anytime I think. anytime you have that feeling of like. Temptation yeah maybe you can call that. the devil I know I think I I knew I was. so strong in the mind yeah because we. keep talking about these um sleep. paralysis so I was so strong in the mind. where I was really getting really bad. sleep this happened yesterday yeah so I. had my chair facing to me and I and I.
was sleeping straight yeah so I was a. you know how I was like you don't get. sleep paralysis unless you really think. about it so we always we always say it. you have to wake yourself up exactly so. I finally got got it so the feeling was. what I looked down I thought I saw my. dad pushing down both my knees like this. like this so I was like what the [ __ ]. and I was like oh I could move it and I. was screaming screaming but I wasn't. screaming that's how he usually is so in. my mind I'm like okay I have sleep. paralysis I cut I was facing this way I. swiped my my head to the left yeah I see.
that little black figure but it's funny. because I wasn't scared I knew what was. not gonna happen already so I was kind. of like and the first thing I thought. was like you I don't know why but I. thought as soon as I thought about you. sitting directly in front of me and. we're talking about it yeah I woke up. like I pried my legs like this and they. clap it's like the person who was. holding it down yeah yeah like released. it but it's like as soon as I thought. like oh no this is not real yeah all of. it went went away I'm Gavin savior y'all. shout out man you feel me.
you know this guy dreams about me. what. are the weird. I don't wanna I don't want to like call. nobody out but one of the weirdest DMs I. got was like yeah somebody had like a. dream about me. yeah but it's just funny it's just funny. I could never imagine like I wonder how.
much people dream about you yeah I mean. that's just probably a lot there's. probably a lot because I've gotten that. too but I think the most uh just off. topic real cake the most random DM I got. was oh Gavin can you do a 360 with your. hair because I want to get that same. haircut I was like that's kind of weird. I got like a video like a video of. people want me to go like this yeah. it's it's just a high fade that's all I. get it's like how do you do your hair. yeah but yeah like no I feel like a lot. of people have dreams because I dream.
about people too no I think it's crazy. because I dream about people that I. don't even like I wouldn't even remember. yeah they just pop up but it's somebody. like I just saw in high school or like I. walked by or like somebody like an NPC. yeah I don't I don't think I've actually. had a us like select dream where all my. friends like all my group of friends. were in it which makes oh whatever no. yeah because I would like you chair and. Josh yeah I would never have like a. group dream of us doing something crazy. but I would have an NPC with me you feel.
me. I have a theory for you what what if. does that mean we're main characters no. no no no no no no no no no okay what if. that NPC yeah is a disguise what do you. mean it's somebody that's not supposed. to be in your dream oh. that's spying on your life I could. believe that not even because you said. in a weird way it's just because it. looks like that makes sense it's like a. you ever heard like a dream eater before. yes yes like somebody that like hijacked. your dream yeah yeah so maybe that. random person is in a disguise to try.
and like manipulate you yeah all I'm. saying is like they have a NPC mansion. and then when it comes nighttime they. all hook them up to like uh a generator. it's like I whose dream are we going. into tonight boys and then they [ __ ]. around and give us nightmares that's. where Nightmares come from oh that could. be mirrors nightmares and and NPC. capital n. one oh the nightmare people Club.
they should just blame as [ __ ] bro. oh my God 500 people will believe you. know. the nightmare people Club okay you got. the buttons and [ __ ]. you want to join my club head eyes I. went in there yeah I thank you everyone. for watching this episode of Jumper jump. podcast make sure to comment like. subscribe all that good stuff hit the. links in our bio no I'll make sure to. listen to Apples Spotify all that and. yeah oh check out my new podcast if you. haven't already can't tell me podcasts.
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