BRITNEY SPEARS MANDELA EFFECT, CRAZY FOOD THEORIES, & PRETTY WOMEN EFFECT - JUMPERS JUMP EP.64
[Music]. yeah loki like the best episodes are. with a hat because i don't have to worry. about my hair i'm just worried about the. podcast. you know what i always worry about that. it kind of gets in the way sometimes. whenever i wash my hands right so. whenever i go let's say to a job. interview yeah i'm supposed to meet. somebody i always go to washroom first. because i don't want to be like you know. i don't have a full bladder for sure for. sure so i go and wash my hands.
but my hands are like either wet or it's. mad cold okay right or it's mad or hot. and whenever my hands are mad hot they. always get clammy so when when you go to. the meeting handshakes oh all right. i remember my first like ever interview. like for a corporate job yeah i was so. scared that in that um company's. bathroom i stayed for like 20 minutes. just hyping myself up in the washroom. i'm like [ __ ] i'm in my suit right i'm. like i'm like bro i'm the man right this. is gonna be light right and then i see i.
see them having the great like the. funniest conversation with another. candidate i'm sitting on the bench like. man i'm not gonna get it. they're already coming they're having. conversation while they're going out the. room i'm like oh my do you crack jokes. you crack jokes no obviously but yeah. but i went at the interview saying like. if i forget it then i get it but if i. don't then oh okay so how'd it go it was. good i almost got it but they didn't. hire me just because they didn't have. enough salary to like bring me on board. oh. okay okay but i ended up in a better. position so i guess it's fate you know.
i guess i guess okay do you think do you. think your skills like talking from on. the podcast like translated to outside. life yeah 100 yeah 100 it's funny. because um whenever i'm with a group of. friends yeah or like a barber shop let's. say this a barber shop right i act like. once i sit down in the barber shop and. start a conversation i'm in podcast mode. no you ever get that though nah you know. what i just i never get that really. because i feel like i feel like my. barber yeah and the people around me. expect me to like ask them questions to.
to hold the conversation on the room oh. so it was like a preconception yeah so. you have to live up to your name. exactly and sometimes i'm like man i'm. pressured but at the same time it's like. i can just flow now yeah i never had. that though i never had that i think for. me it's just like i'm just me you know. yeah do you think i talk differently. outside podcast no you talk exactly. for people who don't know because he. talks exactly exactly right exact same. yeah but i i guess that's good though i.
guess that's good so whoever meets me. they're just gonna get the call those. they see on camera exactly right i think. i just a difference for me in the. podcast is i'm more relaxed outside oh. okay but this one i'm just fast spitting. out information i feel like you're fast. all the time really i feel like you're. fast all the time too. no but it's fast jokes and [ __ ] it's. not fast information theories you know. okay yeah no but that's that's a given. still that's a given. 1977. exactly exactly but i think um uh in.
february and it'll test it because once. i go back to school boom. i finally oh like in person yeah oh [ __ ]. i'm finally going back in person so i'll. this is my first time back with some. type of fame or clout you know and i've. always wanted to go back man like i've. always wanted to go back just because i. want to see if people recognize me yeah. what's going to be your reaction. yo if someone ever comes over yo you're. going for the [ __ ] like yo thank you. did you set up like your whole meet and. greet thing no no no.
i'm not i'm not going to move like that. you know. i feel like for me the first time. somebody recognized me was that i was at. choco's right oh yeah what was tacos um. it's like korean barbecue sushi really. tacos chocos it's scarborough okay okay. so um. we're eating right we were eating we. finished our meal and two of my friends. they walked over to the washroom right. so i'm chilling i'm cooling beside josh. and then somebody from across the table. like the next table like yo do you have. a podcast. yeah i swear and then and then that was.
the first time like whoa like y'all know. who i am yeah yeah and ask me a picture. and channel like damn yeah but at that. moment i'm like okay now i gotta be i. gotta look good in public now you know. what i mean yeah i can't just like goof. off i can't say some [ __ ] no wait we. can't. catch them they can't catch me lacking. for sure once you really bag it there's. so many people that look up to us even. like social media if you post something. like anything bad like drugs related. yeah. like people will look up to you and do. them just because you're carlos right so.
we actually like if you really take it. in we have a responsibility yeah yeah. that's true 30 000 people follow us you. know. on on like social media and they're. gonna do what we do because they look up. to us that much no that's fact yeah. that's why that's why i never try and. promote any negativity anytime somebody. has like negativity on their channel i. already just like stopped watching them. yeah i mean. anytime even if it's drama too that [ __ ]. just bothers me yeah like who have you. recently watched that like i'm not gonna. i'm not gonna air anybody out but like. let's just say there's an account. talking strictly drama.
oh [ __ ] don't say no names bro no don't. say no names but whenever i see that. drama it's just like it's a constant. negativity and you're chasing more. negativity and you're promoting. negativity do you get me okay yeah do. you know nick bridge he's the basketball. player yeah yeah showtime told me about. that yeah the only like he used to fight. fight fight but i feel like the ones. that with the negative channels they. never they never. go far just because at one point you're. gonna run into a guy that'll match that. same energy and once he matches that.
same energy you're gonna know be known. as a [ __ ] because you didn't match it. back okay so do you think do you think. there's gonna be a point where you meet. like the match and it's gonna end up. being like a fight fight oh me yeah yeah. and i feel like you too like everyone. will meet their match one day if you if. you go out and and purposely try to get. it mm-hmm you feel me yeah don't taste. that though never don't chase. what do you think strives for that like. why do what pushes people to go out and. look for that though is it is it like an. ego thing it's pride it's a it's a pride. thing yeah i think i think most of our.
negative energy comes from pride because. me if you tell me like even the. slightest [ __ ] oh you're not you're not. um big and muscular right i'll [ __ ]. go in my basement start working out. until i'm big and muscular you know it's. just like that just because my problem. yeah yeah yeah okay do you think um to a. point that becomes your whole life is. trying to please that pride then see and. that's cause is your pride really you or. is it other people feeding that pride no. it's the second one for sure because. without without people saying it then. you're not gonna [ __ ] go work out in.
your basement without people telling you. so would you say. would you say we have no free will. that's a conversation i had with josh. actually people just have to ignore it. because if you if you like you said gary. vee ignores neutral doesn't hear. anything he's just himself he's free to. do whatever he wants just cause he. doesn't hear it okay here's here's my. opinion here's like the dark side of it. okay i feel like i feel like no matter. what as much as we say we don't listen. as much as we say that [ __ ] doesn't. bother us it does yeah it does and we.
just can't we just can't like feed into. it yummy feed into it like you can't let. it be real oh yeah so the moment the. moment let's say um let's say somebody. says something negative about you like. okay oh gavin uh you don't dress nice. okay and i mean i'll be pissed yeah the. moment the moment you let you feed into. it and then you let it become real is. the moment it does become real no that's. 100 because you think about you think. about it and like oh [ __ ] do i then. you're questioning yourself then yeah. then it is because you lose like glad um. it's a confidence layer it's like boom.
it's shattered now i guess it's it's. it's vulnerable yeah i know that's why. the most confident people walk around. they don't care about [ __ ] man they're. like. you can tell me that i dress like [ __ ]. but yeah yeah. dressing better than you your boyfriend. your parents anything like that you know. so is is a is a celebrity do you think a. celebrity is low-key less confident than. the bum on the street or the crackhead. on the street oh [ __ ] that's a good. question that's a good question yeah i. think so because they get the bum no no.
the celebrity the celebrity is less. confident you know why less confident. yeah i agree yeah cause um they get more. hate and there's more attention on you. mom no one's gonna go up to a bum and. say you don't dress nice that's why. they're yelling on. [Music]. there's no judgment like you know the. guy in downtown who who walks around and. just sings. oh yeah if someone tells him he's a bad. singer family's gonna continue because. he doesn't give a [ __ ] you know. that's true yeah that's okay if you're. on the street you're living alone like.
on on a journey with no money in your. pockets yeah what would you do to make. money would you would you do busking. would you like. egg what would you do this is funny. because um i always had like the. scenario in my head what if i became. homeless one day yeah right and um i was. like okay first i'ma go and resell like. candies and waters. and i'ma go and use that money to go. into the thrift store buy myself a nice. suit and get a job from there and i'm. out but it doesn't it doesn't work that. way it like it's way harder because you. need like an address you need like phone.
number because i feel like one of the. easiest things there's thrift stores. they have the suits they have nothing. but yeah like the homeless people don't. take that to advantage now what you see. in thrift stores are our kids buying new. drip like they're taking all that drip. that's true but they're not buying the. suits and [ __ ] yeah yeah they're mine. okay yo yo i have a prediction i have a. prediction if you if you really take it. in in like the. 1940s 50s i guess 1950s back. everybody was wearing suits everybody.
was drawing wearing like formal clothing. if you really take it in yeah even like. um during the civil war era they're. wearing those long coats yeah dog imma. be real those long coats look sick yeah. you wore it to the mate like the matrix. yeah those blancos look sick yeah even. just like the the general codes yeah i. look you want to cough like a general. and bring it back man bring it back from. the [ __ ] in the 1800s no real [ __ ] when. we went to the matrix uh premiere yeah. you were the outlier because you looked. so you had the logo you look like you.
were in a different time era yo. i was walking around i'm like yo you i'm. with someone a time traveler right now. like you can't tell me [ __ ] you feel me. yeah that's the thing but it's so funny. how it's changed because like like i. said like you look way different people. would judge you for that yeah but i. think that's what's dope is when you see. somebody that really sticks out that's. what inspires them to make the next. trend you get me yeah a lot i feel like. look at kanye bro kanye definitely took. inspiration from a next homeless man. that we didn't know about everyone says. that cuz all his clothes are ripped yeah.
like the big puffy jackets that go loop. and they're very droopy that's some [ __ ]. you see homeless people you're taking. you know jerry lorenzo uh oh yeah you're. god right. so almost all of his collection and fear. of god is inspired by this movie called. beyond the pines place beyond the pines. featuring um you know ryan gosling oh. yeah yeah ryan gosling he wore. literally like vintage vintage metallica. tees. jeans ripped up super skinny like fear. of god painter jeans with rips just.
exactly like fear of god the crops like. um you know how it's cropped at the. shoulder yeah yeah to the t he just took. everything. from that movie i made it his old. collection but nobody really bagged it. yeah nobody really bagged that and i one. of my friends um also did that with his. clothing brand he took stuff that is in. like very mainstream yeah he made it. popular like the bandanna stuff and on. the jeans and he was doing that and i. was like yo where'd you get this from. he's like an instagram account that. isn't very popular oh i gave it that. platform i gave it that push okay.
but if i was if i was that person who. started it i would lowkey be cheese but. because he copied the idea yeah yeah oh. so he took the idea and ran with it. okay that's different stuff that's. different that's different. oh that's fire. but the problem with that it's like um. yo you [ __ ] up because your marketing. sucks you know what i mean yeah i know. that's all it is i know that's that's. why we say like i could loki make a hit. track right now and it'll do more. numbers than have these rappers trying. their their best just because i have i.
have a platform and i have number one. marketing right here. i could definitely go viral right now if. i wanted to i'm not gonna lie i study. that [ __ ] though i study i study yo so. going back to what we talked about. before with the mandela effects oh i got. some for you today oh my god these are. crazy i've seen so i i was looking a lot. into it is the [ __ ] the boots. popsicle. nah the boost popsicle actually messed. me up like no no lie the moose pops will. mess me up you know what which one. messed me up today what so when i was. driving you know the mirror oh yeah it.
says um objects in the mirror may be. closer than they appear it's not maybe. it's not maybe it's objects are closer. there's nothing there are objects are. closer than them. so check this out there's this reddit. post right this guy found one of the. mirrors that said objects maybe right so. there's a theory that his side mirror is. from a different dimension and it stayed. here because there was a damage on it. there was like there's like a little rip. right on the text yeah yeah right on the. text so it didn't switch over what the.
[ __ ] yeah and you know those you know. that account that's going viral with the. blackberry and he's putting the camera. over this [ __ ] hold on i'm going to show. you yeah i think i know which one you're. going to show me mona lisa. the mona lisa. bro it was a slight change yeah you can. see the grin no no no it's crazy because. that mona lisa it looks like it it feels. like that's the one yeah yeah that's the. one man i don't know why but the other. one didn't look like but the certain. vibration it gave me when it like stared.
me in my soul yeah that was that was the. original like you can tell even from a. slight change bro i think you think. we're in a different comment i. personally believe. that shit's real man i feel like i feel. like i'm not trying to sound crazy but. yeah but there's some things could have. changed yeah some things really could. have changed that's weird because i. remember mentioning this to one of my. friends when we oh this is another funny. part out of the in the real world but i. had a podcast moment yeah so we were all. drunk right and i was telling my all my. friends about the mandela effects and. then i told them a theory about um deja.
vu and she started crying in hawaii she. was i was like you know in deja vu when. you have it like there's a checkpoint in. my in your life she's like. really like i'm actually on the right. track oh [ __ ] she started crying i'm. like. oh my god i really blew this person's. mind that she actually started crying. yeah. you've never had that bro i'm more. impactful you feel me. shout out. i'm so curious how many people have.
cried to the podcast i'm not curious. really. i don't know. comment comment down below i think only. episode 36 is when like the the reason. why you would cry because we were. talking like deep [ __ ] episode 36 that. was how do you know that my number bro. because that was my favorite one oh word. you know you know i had this thing where. sasha's episode was before me right yeah. and i remember this so perfectly because. back then yeah it used to be i used to. look at numbers so crazy. no remember this this was the one before. oh we talked about we talked about. talking about the other ones so yeah.
sasha's did like 100k in a thing i was. like [ __ ] i'm like i'm like kind of. jealous that this guess is going crazy. right now so i really sat in my bed i'm. like okay i have to switch up my tempo. i'm not going to go fast i'm going to go. slow and try to. make carlos cry and that whole episode. was like. me being appreciative yeah going into my. breakup like i i really wanted the to. top it and i did do the emotional i. think i think i perform best when. there's an episode that i think did.
better than me oh words because. to be honest a lot the guests are all. great yeah right but. josh sasha and empson were the only. times where i did full research and. tried to top their podcast but that's. good though that's you should be like. that no matter what yeah. i know but you should do that no matter. what. in my opinion in my opinion look look if. you have a goal right it's to be the. greatest whatever no matter what. every single person in your life is.
trying to stop you from doing that in my. opinion just because you're so boxed off. they don't have the same goal as you. yummy i know that sounds very. generalized i know how it sounds but. look at it look at it like this if. you. take influences from the wrong people. yeah they will severely damage that. dream that's a that's a bar yeah yeah. cause what's worse what's worse taking. bad advice. right or just not taking advice at all. not taking advice at all no what's worse. yeah taking bad advice really taking bad.
advice then not taking advice at all i. think oh taking back so would you rather. go blind or would you rather have. somebody give you an expectation that. has nothing to do and they're uneducated. on what they know that they're talking. about i kind of get what you're saying. like you take the bad advice so you see. it yourself and then you just don't. follow it is that what you mean no okay. look look so let's say let's say let's. say there's somebody that's trying to. somebody you look up to okay somebody. you look up to and they give you advice. on something they're not educated yeah. yeah okay yummy yeah they're gonna try. and give you some [ __ ] that they.
come up with sure maybe has has good. intent yeah maybe has good intent but if. you go ahead and and don't decipher it. for yourself and just take it at face. value yeah that [ __ ] can crumble your. dream yeah that's true right yeah so i. think personally no matter what you get. into. let's say it's a it's a new career let's. say it's a it's a project you want to. work on even for getting a tattoo. something crazy that you have. expectations on is going blind in my. opinion going blind i say going blind. unless it's something where it's like.
maybe i can get some tips and tricks but. honestly go if you go in blind you. really learn you learn the most yeah i. feel like that's like throwing yourself. in the water right and you just have to. learn how to swim yeah but it takes i. feel like that takes a certain person to. do because a lot of people will just. drown right just because they they going. blind they don't they don't know what. the [ __ ] they're doing but yeah a leader. a leader and a person who know who kind. of knows that how to move with. spontaneous is is going to flourish. right yeah i mean yeah i get you that's.
definitely not for everybody yeah but. going back to my point on like you. should be training every day that's the. reason you should be training every day. that's the reason you should try and be. better than everybody else every single. day no matter what you're doing always. try to be better is because of that you. might drown yeah for sure yummy yeah and. if people need extra motivation there's. always once you're while you guys are. sleeping there's always someone staying. awake and doing practicing practicing oh. yeah for sure 100 100. and i think the. i think the moment the moment you think.
you're good at something is when you. stop you get too comfortable and you. stop that's why i try to i always humble. myself and i always look at like okay. this is where i'm at but is this even is. this even where you want to be where i. want to be exactly yeah i know come to. being comfortable sucks but at the same. time you don't know you don't know when. to like stop yeah if you're hustling all. your life don't you want to take a break. sometimes like be honest. yo i want to take a break every day. exactly get me i'm going to take every. day off but yeah you can't let that. happen i know so how do you how do you.
turn a vacation so you asked me right. you asked me are you excited to go on. vacation yeah what did i say what did. you say i forgot honestly not obviously. not honestly i don't i'm not even. excited like i want to go yeah i want to. go yeah but i'm not even that excited. it's like why though cause it stops. workflow because you're so used to it. maybe maybe it's that maybe it's. disciplined routine yeah or maybe it's. just like it's not it's not part of the. goal you get me. okay anything we've done so far anything. any motive at least has it been a motive.
that was away from the goal yes or no. yes or no oh yeah. yo. if you really take it if you're really. taking any motive we went to yeah ghost. hunting for the vlog yeah uh what else. whatever even just even if we're hanging. out like to shop or whatever yeah you're. gonna shop for something for something. right for your brand or something for. something but but it just take not not. to say like everything should be work. [ __ ] that not everything should be work. never never never never never never yeah. but um you should you should at least.
make it fun but like living toward it. yeah right you definitely show qualities. of entrepreneurship because one of the. the main things is they'll they'll throw. their whole body out like the one one of. the sayings is um if you don't stand for. something you'll fall for anything or. some [ __ ] like that oh [ __ ] who said. that i don't know that that's a famous. thing though can you get that tatted. right yeah no it's really hard and like. like you said if you don't if you don't. stand for your goal boom if you see. other negative comments you're gonna. fall for it yeah 100 100 this episode is.
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back to mandela effects okay okay okay. okay i want to show you this video i'm. gonna show you this video this is not. the mona lisa one right no it's not the. mona lisa one so this one's crazy though. this one's crazy because i i remember. this one okay it's the ones i remember. found that [ __ ] blew my mind you're. living in another universe okay so have. you heard of the the britney spears. mandela effect no britney spears britney. spears so britney spears had a music. video where she had like um a outfit and. she was wearing what you know those mics. that you were on stage yeah so everybody.
remembers her wearing that black mic. okay across her mouth uh-huh but it she. never did in this music video wait and. look at this video. it's not there right no not the phone. but look at the phone with the phone. with the blackberry it shows up. this guy is probably playing the biggest. prank right now no there's no way that. you just do it and then like you have to. try it we have to try it. i know it sounds stupid i know it sounds. crazy but but here here hear me out hear.
me on him. so everybody that dressed up as britney. spears in that music video for halloween. they all have that microphone yeah right. dating back to the 90s yeah to the 90s. bro they're doing halloween costumes. they still have pictures of that with. the microphone now the britney spears. doll the official barbie doll has the. microphone really the exact same outfit. with the microphone but the doll has it. but she doesn't have but she doesn't. have it in the music video why in the. music video does it not show up but the. doll has it everybody remembers she has.
it and she's kind of known for that too. you know no she is that's stage mic yeah. she's known for that i think she's. shaking one of the ones that popularize. it too i don't know it's crazy so i. think something happened bro i think yo. you know that dark matter [ __ ] i talked. about before yeah you know what that. actually happened like scientists played. with dark matter like that actually. happened like in their hands oh they. like tested it out they walked around. with it why do you think the mandela. effects happen though do you think. people they go back and change it no i. think i think what happens is you know. the matter or the multiverse yeah.
the multiverse theory i know that one. it's like oh we're just in two different. like we switched multiverses and stuff. is different now yeah some certain. things are different but but why would. they change like stupid little things. like how how um kit kat is spelled wrong. or wouldn't there be if we actually. switch wouldn't there actually be bigger. changes okay let me put it to you in. like understandable terms okay so. remember friday we were supposed to. record and we didn't yeah so what if. that podcast we said some [ __ ] and it. wasn't a good episode and it affected.
the rest of the career. in another universe yeah that podcast is. out okay. that was great that was great it's [ __ ]. like that [ __ ] like that now okay i have. another mandela effect yeah that's not. really okay go ahead that is my little. bag that's more like fate and destiny. but that would have been a mandela. effect if like that if people remember. this episode that never happened. that one of the crazy [ __ ]. let's just play friday i'm gonna call it. right now uh 30 years in 30 years.
somebody's gonna remember an episode. that we did on jumper's jump but none of. that [ __ ] ever happened and you're gonna. remember the exact conversation. never happened because of mandela effect. you'll see you're okay okay okay so. another mandela effect yeah jesus christ. right jesus okay what was his profession. his job do you remember oh i don't yeah. he was a carpenter right he was a. carpenter so apparently no jesus. profession was never a carpenter stop. stop. stop stop but that's what we all. remember that's what we all remember in. the in the story books and um.
in the christmas stories you know what i. mean anytime you learn in class jesus is. the carpenter right yeah so he was never. carpenter and if you take it in in uh in. his area where he was living at the time. all of the buildings they didn't use. wood they used stone they used stone. they didn't even use wood. they didn't even use wood how would he. be a carpenter no. because i swear. i'm thinking of a scene right now where. he's like he's like yeah exactly. exactly but if you take it in they.
didn't even use wood bro. they didn't even use wood in that. geographical area no that's [ __ ]. no that's crazy okay hold on i have. another one i have another one so so. this one's this one's crazy because you. relate to this one oh [ __ ] call of duty. black ops 2. no. you know this one you know this i don't. my favorite card call of duty black ops. 2 right yeah on the on the map i think. it's called standoff hold on um. stan vo2 standoff standoff was the one. with the the three so this on this one. you see this yeah yeah stand up.
blackouts you stand off so do you. remember hold on this is [ __ ] no stop. stop do you remember. there being a sign right there no. there's a sign no there is no no. there's a sign. but nobody remembers this [ __ ]. nobody remembers because i even remember. throwing a [ __ ] like a flashbang over. that and stuff. right i was just playing bo2 like. recently too. that sign was never there bro there's no.
sign there because why would it be. yellow that would stick out to me that. sound was never there. so. fans gamers especially okay especially. the mlg players yeah none of them. remember it and it's crazy that people. like mlg players who strategize the maps. that know every vantage point. never remembered that sign what. so you're saying it wasn't there it. wasn't there we it is there now but it.
was never there fam do you remember. being there i don't i don't remember it. being i don't remember being there it's. it's such a standout sign that you would. notice it yeah i'm trying to what nah. that that one blew mine right you got me. this episode because i i have a ps3. right yeah and you play black i play. black ops 2 on the regular mm-hmm. because i i don't have i don't have next. gen this guy doesn't have necessarily. playing the old games yeah. nah that's crazy great all right that's. a good one that's okay another one. another one.
hold on hold on this one's. i think the black ops one is is the cap. still okay okay that one related to me. like crazy so. all right this one this one i'm not. gonna spoil it and i want everybody all. the jumpers to look into it for. themselves okay it's the spirited way. mandela effect you ever heard about i. think i heard about this one you heard. about this one yeah so the ending. changed yeah the ending change but so. what's the original ending and that and. the actual ending okay so apparently has. something to do i don't want to spoil it. and we'll just keep it at this is has.
something to do with the tunnel at the. end yeah she runs out of it right. something else happens but. yeah okay that's all that's all we're. gonna say we're not gonna do too much. into it but yeah yeah okay there's. there's so many there's so many no there. is do you know my favorite candy mike. and ike's yeah mikey it was never mike. and with the and ike it was mike and ike. like it's spelled a and d is it yeah fam. we used to go to dollarama every single. day after high school mike and ikes yeah. like with a and a n d. no it was never like that that's like.
kit and cash. yeah yeah and and you know um you you. use the emojis a lot you probably heard. of this one yeah yeah the robber emoji. oh no that one's crazy. so so in high school right in high. school yeah uh somebody posted somebody. posted from our high school like a. robber outfit yeah a robber outfit for. halloween and i swear they used the. robber yeah yeah i know but it's crazy. that [ __ ] never existed it's not it's. not and the one one that um i i searched.
up yeah which was crazy but then i found. out it wasn't true is that a mandela. effect is that our blood isn't actually. red. it's blue i heard that that's some [ __ ]. you'd hear in like grade three. because i was like uh and then i looked. yo yeah yeah i was in my room. researching. that's something you would hear in grade. three like i was in my room research i i. clenched my face i was like yo it's blue. actually gavin did you know it's blue. like some kid in the class would say. that to me. you know what i mean.
but that's just that's just false i feel. like a lot of [ __ ] um like that i heard. some crazy facts going up which one. about what like like stupid [ __ ] like oh. if you do that like if you step on the. crack you'll break your mother's back. like stupid stuff like that i believe. that. sidewalks. i would be [ __ ] attentive bro it's. because when we're kids i think we're so. gullible and we're so like we want to. know more we're like we're eager to. learn right so there's another mandela. effect okay so sugar right yeah eating.
sugar eating a lot of sugar if you eat a. lot of sugar you're to get what uh what. you got diabetes no you're going to get. hyper right you're getting diabetes. but the the common thing is like oh if i. eat a lot of sugar i'm going to get. hyper i'm going to get a sugar rush okay. i'm going to get a sugar rush right. there's no such thing. in science as a sugar rush and the human. body. this is real this is real but everybody. remembers. you can get a sugar up no that's that's. scientific that's scientific this is. scientifically proven.
[Music]. so check this out so sugar right there's. no it does not make you hyper and it. does not keep you up at night but that's. like the common preconcept or that's. what we all learn that's what we all. know like oh if you eat sugar you'll be. up at night if you eat sugar you'll be. hyper right so take this and take this. in so. table sugar has a glycemic index of 60. right so that means it turns it turns to. straight sugar and gives you energy. faster right yeah yeah but white bread. has a glycemic index of a hundred but we.
never heard of oh if you eat bread. you're going to get hyper but bread. would do it way faster than sugar would. so not only not only does this glycemic. index exist is. the whole idea of making you hyper and. giving you energy spikes yeah is not. true oh my god it's not true that's. crazy okay there's there's another thing. about that yeah so there are actually. foods that can kill you quicker what do. you do. okay so there was a study right yeah. that western university and they said.
every hot dog that you eat takes off 36. minutes of your life oh [ __ ] guess what. if i ate three glitzies today bro today. yes. pause bro wait wait is this is that that. chart with all the different things that. can like um if you if you eat a grape. you earn like a second no nothing like. that no no no it's not like that it's. not like that because uh i looked at. another one i looked at a chart okay. apparently. peanut butter jelly sandwiches yeah it. adds like a minute no it adds 36 because. that's the counter to it 36 minutes no.
no it's like a minute it's like a minute. no no no no because that and baked. salmon adds like 30. that big salmon adds like a day really. yes it does it does i looked at it i. remember i remember it adds like a day. oh words i remember the [ __ ] bro trust. me yeah i was looking at the same thing. though how early. like how recently how recently like like. today yeah like recently oh okay but. anyways anyways you know what the best. combat is for it what is working out. working out yeah actually adds like a. month yeah obviously working out ads. that's that's like easy this is being.
simple but yeah but yo going back to the. uh because the jesus one yeah stole my. mind you know i had my first acting role. when i was a baby when i didn't know. this but my mom told me yeah so at the. church they were throwing a big play. right you know the jesus um. uh at christmas nativity scene yeah. guess who was jesus baby jesus. me i was baby jesus. and they have pictures of me. okay. we got filipino representation. okay. foreshadow to my acting career in the.
future oh maybe stay maybe maybe yeah. you play jesus. oh i just wanted to mention it yeah. footage yeah i'll put it up. i'm like my mom was just like. it's not baby. it's not baby asian. we don't know we never know. but yeah okay wait let me add another. one i have another one i have another. one.
this one's f this one's really. the color of the moon the color of the. moon it's like a grayish whitish yeah. it's like white yeah right the color of. the moon isn't actually white okay it's. actually like rusty okay yeah no you. know that i kind of understand that like. but from afar just because there's light. on it i feel like that's why it's white. but what if you really get a telescope. that's what like the moon and space is. all rust. yeah yeah i feel like that's what it is. that's that's probably what it is yeah. you know a cool factor that i read about.
um space yeah space smells like. scientists say that space smells like. roasted meats oh yeah it smells like. burnt something like burnt meats you. know why though i think it's because. it's the sun did you know it did you. know if we if we exit the atmosphere. we'll just be toast. shriveled up and like dust yeah and i. think there was an episode in phoenix. and ferb yeah that they they did travel. outside and like doctor doofenshmirtz. got like like a left out and yeah he. just burnt and died or like a cartoon. like something like that that's what. sucks i feel like when there's space.
travel it's gonna be dan it's gonna be. mad dangerous man i know where would you. where do you want to travel like if. there would be anything i want to travel. to a planet where it's just like mad. water and mad beach mad water mad beach. i just want to travel to a planet where. like you go there and it's just paradise. it's just paradise no there's got to be. a planet out there somewhere i feel like. that's too boring i would want to go to. some place where it's like hell exotic. animals roaming. you know man we have that here we. haven't even looked like like crazy. exotic animals you know or maybe maybe a.
planet where you could fly that would be. dope i can fly i could fly around and. [ __ ] that that would be sick that would. be sick have you heard of them snake. island what the [ __ ] is that it's like. it's like one of like a really illegal. place that you you can't go in because. they have it's in brazil yeah and they. have the highest concentration of snakes. so when you look at the map it's you. can't even walk it's all snakes on the. island and it's not even like baby. snakes yeah it's vipers there's a. poisonous one yeah like the deadly. deadliest one is there like lore on this. is there like a secret story about it no.
there is i don't know i don't know why. there's so many snakes there but i guess. that's where they are they just all they. gather yeah yeah i think there's a place. somewhere. i think it's the bahamas actually. are you talking about ramree island. what's that it's um the one where it's. uh infested by crocodile oh no no that. one no that one's crazy because that is. a forbidden island too you can't go. there. yeah just cause and oh what do you call. this those crocodiles ate all the people. that died in world war two oh [ __ ] yeah. so you can't go there's that many yeah. there's that many is it there's gotta be.
lord for that one yeah. i think there's gotta be like something. they're protecting like the crocodile. king or some [ __ ]. you know what i mean but you know. bahamas there's this island where they. have pigs it's like hella pigs out of. nowhere actually. even in um even in ontario i think. there's somewhere crazy in no in canada. at least yeah there's a whole island. with ponies ponies yeah the whole the. whole population of the island yeah it's. literal ponies but they're native to. there yeah how the [ __ ] did the ponies.
end up on the island it's like you're. playing minecraft and you just you know. the eggs you just spawn it all in one. spot. i've never heard of that because i was. like ontario ontario doesn't have. nothing cool like that okay okay i. changed my i changed my my idea of the. plan that i want to go to okay i want to. go to a planet where pokemon exist oh. that would be fire that would be fired. that would be fire and then who which. which pokemon if you only had one only. one only one pokemon. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i pulled or should i pull. the ditto so i can have all. that's cheated.
that's. uh that's advanced tr thing okay i'll. i'll pick i'll pick like freaking. either mew if i can get it i was gonna. say i was gonna predict mewtwo new or. mewtwo yeah yeah or i'll get like a. water pokemon just for fun like a. squirtle or something yeah squirtle so. you swim around with him. okay okay i have a question for you. right speaking of cheating cheating. speaking of cheating okay do you think. okay growing up in in school right when. doing your tests and [ __ ] yeah.
i'm the wrong guy dude dude. ah man like i'm a hypocrite when it. comes to that because. she. we're talking about cheating in like. studies. studies yeah long term. i don't think it'll help you because if. you're like hiring a tutor to do all. your work yeah and then you actually go. out in the job field and you don't know. what you're doing you're just doing it. for a diploma yeah then i don't think it. works out so i have a theory okay i have. a theory that most students.
that cheated growing up in high school. on tests exams whatever they did yeah. they're more likely to become. entrepreneurs in today's age. really yeah. great so take this in take this in okay. so this is my whole kind of theory on it. is cheating is almost like breaking the. system yeah a very entrepreneurial mind. right a very entrepreneurial mindset at. least breaking the system not following. the rules yeah not following the rules. already entrepreneurship that's. entrepreneurship in itself also using.
your resources yeah if you have the. opportunity to cheat you have the. resources to use. and for your advantage to do better. that's like any entrepreneur would do. yeah that's true. and i'll add on to that yeah it's. because um entrepreneurs don't like. school generally right mm-hmm so they'll. do they'll pay someone else to do their. work. while they go do their side tasks. but they'll do it just because like i. guess i don't know their parents want. them to to do it you know yeah that's. the resourcefulness in itself too yeah.
that's like hiring somebody under your. company same thing but a real. entrepreneur would just straight up just. drop school. because they're like i'm in it for the. i'm plan a it depends it depends it. depends right because i think school is. really important anyway for sure like. you gotta you gotta i think high school. diploma you just finished that yo yeah. finish that if you drop out in high. school that's really dumb like i feel. like barely anyone fails high school. unless you're like doing something. totally different yeah because you can. you can change up your courses you know. you can find a way to you can take this.
easiest courses yeah i think high school. is a chance to at least just make. memories and experience exactly because. yo my whole thing on school it's not to. learn actual things it's to make habits. because a lot of people forget what they. learn anyway yeah yummy a lot of people. forget what they learn it's more of. making that habit of studying and. learning studying and learning because. what they take to from high school to. college their work ethic exactly exactly. and that's the single most important. thing they take from high school in my. opinion yeah that makes sense that makes. sense there's another theory that you.
can tell a person's personality by where. they sit in class oh really. so the people in the middle so let's. start from the middle right those are. the most calm people right they don't. care they have like a carefree attitude. and yeah they'll you they'll give you. some notes right mm-hmm the the people. in the front you know like the smart. kids yeah they will be the teacher's pet. right of course of course in the back oh. my god you don't want to be associated. they will they don't do any work. you know. yeah in the back they're just cooling. on their phone in the back had the game.
boy back in the day you know what i mean. exactly speaking of speaking of um the. classroom like sitting yeah where did. you sit though i sit in like middle to. front middle to the front yeah i think i. sat in the middle like all the time i i. don't or or the back actually actually. don't say that. i think we did i just sit in the back. still yeah because for for chemistry we. were always at the back. yeah and i didn't do workouts we did we. both didn't do work so i think where you. sit too affects definitely affects your. grade because if you're hanging around.
the people that don't care you're gonna. be like oh i'm gonna just slack off too. so they're not doing any work yeah. that's true and i feel like going into. let's say oh this is a life hack for you. okay if you want to get noticed in in. the lecture yeah sit in the middle. because loki i always i always tend to. look at people in the middle i don't. know why yeah like if i'm if i'm in a a. big ass lecture room yeah yeah and i sit. on the side i say wherever i am it's and. you know you days off i always doze off. in the middle yeah yeah. no no because i think that's just. because whenever i sit in a lecture yeah.
i would sit at the edge at the at the. edge of like the room yeah so i'm always. looking inwards oh so when when somebody. speaks in the middle you have attention. coming from yeah yeah. oh and wait wait why is that though why. do you say that edge university is like. i just want to be by myself i'm gonna. learn and get out oh so you want to. leave easy easy yeah that makes sense. yeah but you know what was weird in high. school yeah like we didn't have assigned. seating but you did like whenever you. went into class yeah if somebody was. sitting.
yo anybody in high school right now i. want y'all to be like the red pill. person. every single day just sit in a new seat. that [ __ ] would be so sick. that she would be so sad that's so. different that's different. you sit there one day you sit at the.
front one day you sit in the back one. day depending on who you're feeling you. want to sit in the back one day sure sit. in the back actually get noticed by. people too you probably know everybody. in the class by then too yeah quick. quick. that's true okay what's some advice for. like getting to know people in class. because i feel like a lot of people. starting school or at least like in the. early grades yeah going back to physical. uh it's kind of different what do you. think can help them whatever okay i'll. i'll i'll tell you how i make friends. yeah so i'll i'll be like. oh like the main main two is all the.
other notes. or or you'll act dumb and you know like. you already know what's going on in the. class yeah you'll be like yo do you know. what's going on today and they'll always. come back with an answer right or or the. oh [ __ ] can you pick up my pencil and. then i'll be like oh i like your hat. yeah so i think i think and you just. have to go and initiate it and try and. go from there like practice just little. things right little things what do you. do what do you do i always look for. something they're really interested in. because that's like a key in getting. someone to really really [ __ ] with you. is when you take notice of something.
they're working at. so let's say let's say um you're working. out or like you're really putting an. effort to look bigger or working out and. i say yo gavin you're looking bigger. today yeah i mean you're gonna. appreciate it so much or you're gonna be. like damn he noticed that about me. because i'm really trying to like do. that yeah i'm really trying to learn i'm. truly trying to like be that person then. they're like damn you know what i mean. no i know well one of the uh biggest um. one of my best friends right now right. so this is this is how like our first. interaction so we were in the sec.
elevator right yeah and then she was. just looking at me it was awkward right. so the doors closed and it was just mad. awkward right okay. in the elevator and she was looking at. me like yeah. like do you need help with something and. she's like no no no right so we got into. class yeah and she sat right beside me i. guess that first interaction made her. want to sit beside me what do you call. us we went to like this meditation. because every time we we start class we. have to do some meditation because my. teacher does it mm-hmm so. when when we were doing it we both. opened our eyes and looked at each other.
and we just started roasting like. everybody's socks. it was so weird it was so weird but we. just roasted everyone's thoughts yeah. and then this is how i i got her to like. be my best friend because i think you. have to say the most outlandish stuff to. people to make them feel comfortable. right so she was she was watching she. was watching anime i was like yo bro put. that away we're in class she's like do. you want to watch it with me i was like. no i have i was like chill but i have a. girlfriend and then that made her laugh. then we were laughing like we're best. friends oh okay okay yeah yeah yeah one. of my friends it was the funny [ __ ] uh. my there was a one person elevator with.
him. and then he was like on the phone with. somebody else he was like oh i'm just in. the elevator with some random [ __ ] and. then he he [ __ ] pointed the camera at. her. [Laughter]. and i was like yo they definitely have. to be friends after that yeah that's. true. i think i think it's whenever you have. that connection of like comfortability. at any time any time exactly it could. that's why i think at a party or even at. i think at any like rave. you just make friends automatically or.
like at least like a mosh pit yeah y'all. just make friends automatically because. you're in a scenario where everybody's. vulnerable. right that's true because i remember um. someone is telling me if you're on a. dating app the number one way to get. someone's attention is just to roast the. rose yeah i don't i don't agree that. that i don't agree i don't agree you. know what no but like saying that. something that they're not used to like. yeah everyone's they're gonna always get. oh you have a pretty smile. you know but then once you say oh yeah. we got to upgrade those dirty ass air. forces boom that's going to catch their.
attention all right okay okay look like. like nothing physical though you can't. say no they're physically physically. like some sly [ __ ] that that will grab. them right away. you know what an easy one is what is you. gotta you gotta look for a picture like. on their instagram okay of them smiling. right and then you'd be like. yo where'd you get that i'm like yo what. that smile. that's tough. you're gonna use that one.
oh i like your tattoo and then um she. doesn't she doesn't have a tattoo right. yeah so you screenshot a picture of like. her arm and then you just put her number. your number on it and then be like this. and then you'll be like this tattoo. that's creative that's crazy. that's creative it could be creepy if. they're not attracted and then i think. that's the thing if they're attracted to. you you can pull off anything you want. yo step one you can do anything you want. step one for all these sly [ __ ] you have. to be attractive or at least like be.
that guy really be that person. because you can't be. can be ugly and just be giving them the. numbers type [ __ ] you know. okay i can just imagine though if if. someone was that confident with their. super merc like yeah i'm not saying. nobody's like supermarket but if. somebody was and they're just so. confident like oh you can't have my. numbers you know if they're acting like. that loki that's fire. that's fire i have a friend. yeah a friend like that really it's. funny because like we we always make fun.
of him how he gets like no girls right. yeah yeah but he'll move like he's the. sweetest guy out here and it was so. funny because he's like that's a joke he. moved so cringe like we were out we were. at wild wings yeah and and the waiter. was so bad fab she was so fun and the. girl was like what do you want today. he's like uh what's good here like he. was moving all confident now like bro. stop moving like that she's like nah. surprise me i'm like bro. that's true there's no way you just said. surprise me that's sick. because of this guy whoever this guy is.
fire. that's a different type of confidence. that's dope though because look it. really i think. it's harder for him to be more confident. than it is for a regular person that. isn't murked let's say yeah so bigger. ups to him because he's doing more yeah. and he's pulling it off come on you get. me. and one of my best friends. uh he was so murked before like before. his glow up right yeah yeah yeah super. murk he was losing himself right yeah. but he had the biggest confidence and. you know what he told me he said once i.
started glowing up i got less girls just. because i put myself in in the higher. rankings to. so my expectations are i need a baddie. baddie to with me but the baddies still. don't like him. you know okay do you think you think um. a physical attraction changes from. personality though because i think. they're it doesn't really matter oh. it doesn't i don't think it really no. look let's say let's say um. you're saying baddie baddie right like. let's say there's a tear and there's. let's say there's a leagues uh.
theoretically right okay do you think. theoretically this league has different. personality types okay i don't agree now. that you look at it i don't agree i feel. like everybody's just like their own. everyone's different everybody's. different yeah that is true so i think. that that kind of mindset of like oh you. can't get with that person you'll never. know until you get to know them i think. personally yeah for sure because that's. how you see. mans with like the cur yeah the the. finest girls in the world there was like. why does every uh relationship look like.
this it's a barbie doll and then the boy. is a lego yeah maybe it's because some. of these girls i feel like hot girls in. general sometimes they don't even get. that much attention because people are. afraid oh yeah they feel like they're. too intimidating too intimidating me i'm. not going to go up to a crazy hog that i. think it's really cute because i'm too. intimidated to be like i don't know. after hi i don't know what the [ __ ] to. say but it i feel like that doesn't. matter though because that's just the. person. yo okay i'm gonna blow your mind right. i'm gonna i'm gonna change your mindset.
right now instead of looking at face. value yeah try to look at their soul bro. when you look at me do you do you look. at me or do you look at my soul because. i feel like we look at our souls to our. friends and family people are really. close like i don't really look at your. face you don't really look at my face i. don't care about your face exactly right. so look look any of your friends you. couldn't even come up with a with a i. think oh are they super pretty are they. super ugly you know i mean you don't. really think about that because you're. looking at their soul so i think in my. opinion if you want to build a stronger. connection with somebody you look at. their soul or you look at their person.
you really look in them yeah that's. definitely a trick yeah but to start off. you have to conquer the face value i. don't think so really i don't think so. because you don't know you don't you're. not connected enough to look at the soul. yet me we've built this relationship so. that's why i can directly look at you in. the soul no but okay let's say let's say. okay you're talking like a super merc. girl right no i mean super hot girl. super hot girl now now flip the script. flip the script why is it easier to talk. a super mark girl because i don't look. at the i don't know of him right see it.
does it shouldn't it shouldn't matter. then. that shouldn't matter no. that's a good debate right there that's. a good debate you just can't look at. straight soul right away like no i'm not. saying look at straightforward way but. i'm saying rather than rather than um. let's say i pick up i pick up a [ __ ]. book yeah right and then the the cover. the cover is amazing and [ __ ] right if i. open it up and it's a shitty book yeah. it's a shitty book period yummy. if if i pick up a book and and the. covers whatever but has the greatest. content in the world yeah that's a great.
book period real [ __ ] period right it. doesn't even matter at that point that's. why you just don't you don't judge so it. so instead of when you're picking out. the so i'm gonna put it into like a like. an example when you're picking out the. books at. kohl's or whatever bookstore you're at. you definitely look at you open it up. and then you read a sample rather than. rather than looking at the front and. reading the description you open it up. and and take a sample take a sample a. few pages yeah yummy yeah that's true. that's some that's some like [ __ ] though. that's a real game you know you know i'm.
the pretty woman theory was a pretty. woman theory so like you know when you. go to certain um. hide like designer stores yeah they'll. make you feel like [ __ ] like really. they'll make you feel like you don't. deserve it or you oh. they'll talk down on you like you're on. a lower level yeah yeah yeah yeah so. they do this to make you insecure so you. in your body you wanna buy you wanna. flex on load yeah. and gucci louis vuitton sales have risen. from this effect. yo i'm gonna tell you right now yeah.
going into any designer designer store. they're all snobby yeah they're all. snobby now what's even funny that you. said this that that uh theory yeah yeah. just today shout out andre andre told me. a story yeah he was at he was at the. bowling alley and one of the managers. was like. i guess he was giving him attitude yeah. and. he was like get give me the menu give me. the menu. order bare bottles for everybody.
but he's like you know what. they finessed me he's like they finessed. me because he got him to pay a lot. that's funny nah again like we were. talking pride yeah pride pride wise what. are you telling give me the [ __ ] yeah. exactly exactly you know so they they. attack your pride i think that's okay do. you think majority of people um make. decisions because of pride and emotion. majority of people i think if you're not. i think one of the biggest things i had. to learn was emotional intelligence so.
before making any decision i can't just. act if i'm really mad yeah you can't. make a decision while you're mad because. that's just [ __ ] you're just going. to end up in a in a bad position right. so you really just got to think and calm. down before you make any decision that's. that's what i learned. yeah i think so because i feel like a. lot of times when when we do something. or we get super heated into something. to um. i guess even motivation motivation in a. sense could be emotional yeah right you. have you have a motion to go i got to do. this i got to do this blah blah because.
it's out of motion there's ways you can. manipulate your emotion to do positive. things and negative things like imagine. you get your heart broke some people go. to the bar and drink some people go to. the gym and work out right now i think. it depends on what type of influence is. outside of there you take in some people. are telling you to do one way some. people are saying to the other way yeah. i know and you become that person out of. it yeah that's true that's why you you. never act out of emotion one of my. friends told me. the reason why they broke up with uh his. girlfriend yeah was because of this. stupid decision that he made off of the.
motion so what happened was his girl. went to the club right and he was she. wasn't texting it back yeah so what does. that make him feel like what the [ __ ]. she's cheating on me he's getting mad. he's getting mad boom stuff stuff. happened and then uh he's like oh you. you're cheating on me you're cheating on. me showed the girl that oh he's really. insecure left yeah you never act like. you never act like that you should have. you should have just took five wait. until she got home and talked it out but. what did he do no he's cheating on me oh. [ __ ] no that's that's bad that's relax.
and for anybody all the guys out there. yeah life hack. never show yeah vulnerability in my. opinion that sounds [ __ ] toxic and. [ __ ] it is toxic though but sometimes. like you gotta do that because. [ __ ] like that happen yeah but then you. get the other side where it's like. i feel like you you can create a. stronger bond with your girl if you. show that side yeah yeah you know 100. percent 100. but. majority of situations. that are called for it yeah might not go.
the way you yeah because like. if you're in a relationship you expect. the guy to act all manly take care of. you right yeah yeah but if you see him. cry. or or be emotional then it gives them a. signal in their head it's like a signal. yeah you know that's the problem that's. the problem yeah but because people. would say that's toxic masculinity. whatever but really that's kind of. that's kind of what your brain wants to. think already i know it's weird so. unless you want to find. unless you have that person that does. understand that yeah which is kind of.
rare keep them close for sure in my. opinion keep them close because those. are the real ones exactly right yeah so. no tip don't cry from your. no but. yeah i guess. i guess but there's kind of like a a bar. or there's kind of like a line yeah. there's a certain line you can cross for. certain situations because there's so. many situations you can come across yeah. and not once one choice will be or not. one like solution is the best yeah it's. always different relationship is weird. because you'll have a really. what do you call this you'll have.
different types of relationships yeah. period like sometimes your love language. won't match up with another person's. love language and then that other. relationship has another live language. like oh they like touch they're like. this you know so it's all different you. have to really scale it what do you. think yours is mine yeah your love. language oh like doing spontaneous stuff. oh that's your thing that's my if a girl. can i can call the girl and be like uh. 10 o'clock oh you want to go out do. something fun real quick and she says. yes no hesitation that's what you think. yeah yeah yeah and taking naps with me. mm-hmm i think i'm like that too where.
like i want somebody to hit me up with. motives yes exactly i'm always the one. asking everybody else like yo let's do. something let's do something exactly. exactly but i think that would be that. would be a sick one yeah and. and would be like. just real honestly just realness where. it's like. they can tell me [ __ ] i don't want to. hear i want to i want that i want to. hear [ __ ] i don't want to hear yeah. that's like that's a i think that's a. rare one super rare super yeah because. people always want to sugarcoat [ __ ]. especially in the beginning relationship. you're not going to tell them.
you know. you act like the the perfect guy and. then. later in the relationship that's when. the two colors come okay okay okay so so. would you say would you say meeting. someone for the first time or meeting. someone new it's cap it's all cap yeah i. cap my way into a relationship i'm not. gonna. i'm not gonna lie yeah yeah cause fam i. did my research. i did her spotify i went on her spotify. what song she learned and then i created. a spotify playlist. boom i'm in damn holy [ __ ].
and you do that you do that for like a. dating app if you see some if you see a. hint yeah of like what's my favorite. song you'll research oh i love this song. with by him damn. this guy's a strategist. number one finesser but then after but. then after it might not work out that's. the only problem then you have to show. why they should stay and i think i'm. confident in myself that there are. qualities in me that yeah you i'm a. great time it's vibes yeah yeah yeah. that's true that's true. you ever watched that show you yeah yeah.
i think that there's a certain point. where you can get to like a uh. what's that word a sociopath a sociopath. because and you that guy's that guy's a. sociopath like he's putting things into. puzzle pieces like okay i'ma be here. when she comes out of work okay oh okay. that's. that's. and then i'm gonna have a charger. because i know her phone's out of. battery. [Music]. i'm talking about i'm talking about. spotify playlist yeah favorite artist. compared to.
oh she's here at this moment [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that i'm not i'm not going to be. and even but what's the difference oh. what's the difference what is the. difference is it. do you think it's just as much though. yes it's just as much no do you think it. do you think um let's say let's say. let's say putting putting yourself in. these positions to like making spotify. playlists whatever yeah isn't it the. same it's not the same do you think. there's levels to this [ __ ] there's. levels fam. like what's what's the the lowest level. and the highest i think the highest is.
like i know exactly what time she wakes. up okay that's farting. exactly so i'm gonna send her the. perfect text that's weird that's weird. that's weird exactly that's that's kind. of creepy exactly. exactly compared to like. um what's like a simple thing she does. oh i know she likes i know she likes. when. uh people hold the door for her simple. stuff but then you get the creep that's. [ __ ] that's weird that's weird that's. weird that's weird. yeah the neighbors man. you never know do you do you believe in. like archetypes archetypes of people.
yeah hundreds i think so i think what's. my archetype loki i don't know i'm not. sure i think i think i have to i have to. look at like a list yeah yummy yeah i. don't think it's it's not the same as uh. personality types that's different yeah. that's the there's like archetype. archetypes yeah like uh curly head. filipino. uh basketball player filipino not. exactly more like um. the way somebody moves. so so let's say okay ah it's hard to. explain it's hard to explain yeah like. going into an interaction how do you how.
do you move a conversation there's. different people that would push in a. different way yummy and i think there's. archetypes that people will take you. into these that make sense. i think maybe because maybe because i. i've been interviewing people i see like. how yo i literally see. conversations as a road it's so weird. it's so weird in my head that's how i. like imagine it it's weird that's crazy. i think. that's like a higher level of oh what do. you call this. like communication that you is it no. it's like i don't i don't feel like i. feel like i'm driving on the highway and.
i see oh next exit here oh maybe you can. take this exit no that's that's really. how i see it like like names of topics. and then on the side of the road you. don't think like that that's weird no. maybe i'm very visual maybe i'm very. visual that's why that's a visual as. [ __ ]. yeah i don't know it's really when when. we're having a convo it's whatever i. have in my my head just put it's like a. folder a file coming out of cabinet okay. and it's like oop i'm ready to say it oh. you know so you don't see like i don't. see it because thumbs up i'm visual on.
everything yo what's funny was i think. in like elementary school yeah then my. friends know i'm so visual so they they. would say like disgusting [ __ ] to me and. i get super cheesed yeah that's why when. somebody says like such stuff to me i. guess super cheese because i see it in. my head that's why i get cheese. because i i see it exactly playing out. in my head. that's how visual. i get and whenever i do math that's why. i'm so [ __ ] at math when i do. when i do homework right. um like two plus two right i don't see.
the numbers i see like balls. so when we do any do like multiplication. like 50 and then 30 i'm imagining all of. these shapes i'm like there's too much. shapes here bro. how are you holding all these shapes. that's too much and then you like you go. into a panic yeah i can't hold all of. this 100 melons divided by 50 apples. yeah. how much you lift. is wearing skeletal boots like. that that's that's a crazy realization.
bro you know what what i also have. usually when i'm in a classroom of like. a hundred people i realize that. every single like everybody has. different lives you ever get that. there's a word for that it's um. i don't know the word i think it starts. with an s i think i reach. [ __ ] i'm forgetting it it's the you're. you're talking about the realization. that everybody's like super different. yeah and they have their their own life. just like whole lives yeah because i i. figured that out like i don't know what. my neighbors do. right but they have their own separate. lives that's the opposite of solipsism.
that's the opposite of that so solipsism. is the is the idea that only you exist. and everything you is is made in the. world main character yeah oh okay yeah. oh i oh saunder saunder saunders yeah. that's the realization because when i. was in a at a basketball game yeah. there's so many people at the basketball. game i really just took in like what the. [ __ ] these guys have like different. lives um any time at an airport i think. of that oh airport yo i always think. about an airport i'm like where they. headed i wonder what they're doing do.
you get this too when you're at an. airport anyone any shorty well i get. this any shorty that's my age that looks. at me there's like sexual tension. they're always at the airport only at a. thrift store. loki at a thrift store they're stores. too yeah i think it's because it's like. um that's why i'm saying listen listen i. think at a thrift store it's like that. because there's already a common. interest on hand. oh. am i wrong common interest on hand. thrifting so in my opinion the best. place in the world to meet girls is.
where. is where animecon comic-con fanfest bro. i'm telling you. common ground you know what i mean yeah. if you're there you're there because you. like that [ __ ] and you know how their. vibe is already yeah that's true come on. man think ahead think ahead think ahead. see but okay is that relating it to like. the the weird creepy stuff you do like. no i think it's more just like. if i'm going to look for something where. do i look for it. but it's like you're searching for a. niche you know not exactly not exactly.
that's exactly what but if no it's not. because. the niche that you're looking for is. anime girls you're going to go to. another are you going to go there. because i like anime. i'm not going to go to anime girls what. the [ __ ]. that's different that's different yes. that part yeah that's different i'm just. saying the best the best area if you. want to go. that's that's probably the the spot you. want to go oh my god. it's true it's true it's like it's like.
joining a club fam why is it that any. club somebody joins they're most likely. to find a girlfriend or boyfriend if. they're in a club or. at least a group setting of common. ground is because of that that's why you. see any time in high school oh group. assignment oh they're together oh [ __ ]. they're together yeah you know i get. that. no i get that because i know a lot of. people at work like their workplace in. general like there was a tweet it's like. name a workplace where the co-workers.
aren't [ __ ] each other in the real. world and everyone's like that's located. like everything everywhere construction. yeah i guess that's yeah that's all men. it's all man construction construction. you know what i just the theory that i. found out what that um because i was. just crying like tearing up yeah just. now but then you can tell why a person. is crying like the reason a person is. crying. based on what t what eye the first tear. comes out nah did you know this nah yeah. so if the first tear comes out of the.
right eye yeah something happy so. when i was laughing there was a tear. coming out my eye and it wasn't with the. right did you see how it was yeah yeah. yeah but it's a happy one no the happy. one that's the happy one and then the. left one is sad. oh yo. what if we think that because any time. we look at a crying face it's always on. the left a crying face always on the. left yeah oh yeah it is it's always on. the left yeah even even when uh when. rappers get like. tears on their face it's always on the.
left oh yeah that's true maybe maybe we. subconsciously know that yeah maybe. that's dope though that's actually. pretty sick and then i heard that if you. cry out of both. if the first tear comes out of both eyes. then the person is crying out of. frustration whoa like they're just tired. of like they're tired of the job like. they'll cry like that damn yeah. frustration frustrating you're cried oh. yeah i have yeah 100 times frustration. damn have you ever cried for like. homework and [ __ ] that's one thing i. never cried.
really broken or assignments. so i remember i had the hand yeah i had. to hand um like one of those. multiplication tables yeah yeah to my. teacher right but my mom was scolding me. scolding me trying to do it and i was. crying on the oh. for real and you know how this like it's. dried up tears. i just said to my teacher and my. teacher's like did you cry on this. i was like yeah man like. but this was like jks k yeah yeah yeah. you know. i probably got bonus mercy they felt bad.
low-key she was like i can't even see. this answer because it's smudged by the. tears you get the watermark. the pen is like leaking and [ __ ] that. was exactly it. and those check marks i don't think. that's one thing i i'll never shed a. tear for is like assignments or school i. never really never yeah cause you was. like [ __ ] that. honestly honestly it's like i look at it. i really did the bare minimum yeah i. literally did the bare minimum to get to. what i wanted at least have you ever.
gone in into a there's a saying yeah a. raw dog it's called raw dog a test do. you know what that means oh like. completely nothing yeah completely. nothing you haven't gone to one lecture. have you ever gone to a like a quiz or. test without knowing [ __ ] like you. haven't read anything. so. so in summer school right in summer. school i was i was in some john was. there actually okay okay we're doing a. math test we're there for a reason feel. me we're not good at math. yeah.
but i think one of the assignments. it would in summer school you have to. learn everything same day test boom i. know it's weird like that and me i can't. learn like that right so they give me. the test i'm not gonna know [ __ ] right i. look over to john and you know what john. says to me about experience. about to experience the power of street. knowledge. oh god. you're about to witness the power of. street knowledge bro cause literally. when you're in that position you're.
whatever's on your mind is coming out. yeah yeah you have to dig through. whatever you remember but take this in. take this in. every single. english i did though every single. english assignment history assignment. anything that i had to like explain. stuff i killed i freestyled that but i. killed it. i always killed it because i just post. some random [ __ ] yeah that sounds super. nice that sounds super important and i. just put it in i think i think yeah. definitely a history or english major.
yeah i was sick with it i was sick with. it yeah i know i didn't do my homework. at all that's crazy no you that's why. for math you can't you can't raw dog a. math yeah yeah yeah cause that's that's. thing i like how me and my friend who. there was like this girl who tried so. hard right yeah like always went to. class her hand up raised but during the. test when we were looking at her she. would be so stressed out right yeah she. does that for a reason bro and me and my. friend me and my friend were chilling. because we had the test bank so we. already know what to do so we're not.
trying at all yeah but there's a person. trying their hardest but they're not. doing well damn bro. me and my friend are like min work smart. not hard you feel me yeah that's my. whole life my whole life but don't get. it wrong everything i said here. don't forget that you always have to. work hard okay no matter what you're. gonna be working hard if you take on. entrepreneurship i worked harder in my. life ever. taking on my first business than any.
assignment any [ __ ] piece of school. yeah i was losing sleep over [ __ ] that. i'm working on in entrepreneurship. rather than school so if you're losing. sleep over school already. it's way harder trust me it's way harder. it's not easy but if it's if it's for. you it's for you trust me it's for you. that's a great way to end the vlog key. takeaways never cry in front of your. girlfriend. and don't listen to carlos. listen to me but don't worry like listen. listen. listen. but like listen deeply listen to my soul.
you know. and don't look at a pretty girl in the. face look at her soul look at her soul. not her chest and the podcast. all right jumpers jump out deuces.
