BOB ROSS PAINTING THEORY, CANDY LADY STORY & ESCAPING PRISON WITH A RAINCOAT - JUMPERS JUMP EP.80
[Music]. you know i'm ready. i don't you can't name one time like i. wasn't ready for anything ready for. anything. um. that's a good question yeah to be honest. and no any at least any like moment on. the podcast where you like you try to. get me with something yeah no because. sometimes you'll be too too ready like. i'll tell a story like there's been.
multiple i think there's been two times. on the podcast where i'll be like yo do. you know the story and then yeah yeah. yeah. and then mid story i'm like oh [ __ ] now. the momentum's off no because because i. feel like i feel like sometimes um. especially in other podcasts too if. they're trying to get a bar off they try. to get a bar off but if it derails and. it goes like its own natural way yeah. who cares i know i know because what do. you call this now whenever i research. yeah i have to research the story and. then i have to do extra work now because. i got to be like jumpers jump uh type. the story in make sure you didn't tell.
it yet oh. so yeah you check cause i i've been told. a lot of theories a lot of stories yeah. cause i i usually don't watch the. the guest episode so i don't know what. goes on during those episodes yeah yeah. yeah and i caught you sometimes i'm like. nah bruh i said that one. but one that i never told before oh yeah. this one's. what is it what is it is it ghost story. not it's a theory oh i've been told a. theory in a while actually oh yeah i. know we haven't it's usually mandela. fixed ghost stories yeah yeah yeah so. you ever heard of the bob ross theory no.
i haven't no no what's that so barbara. this one's going viral right now. actually yeah yeah so there's a theory. that bob ross you know who he is he's a. painter. he does all of these like you see that. grab that real quick grab that real. quick. like these types of arts yeah so he does. paintings like this like very landscape. paintings very a lot of nature [ __ ]. right yeah so anyways there's a theory. that bob ross yeah paints the landscapes. and paints the areas of places where he. hit where he hid bodies what yeah nah so.
take us in so i'm gonna show you a. picture this is one of his most famous. paintings ever yeah bob ross is like. super innocent too yeah he looks super. innocent this painting it's called happy. little accidents. right. now this painting. is an exact. like comparison. to this real life place with this tree. okay and at this location. they found five dead women. half eaten alive half eaten and buried. under the tree where is this i think.
this is in the states somewhere who. would eat bodies though i don't know. but but keep in mind the title happy. little accidents so bob ross painted it. okay and titled it happy little. accidents why is that such a sauce name. yeah yeah it's so what are these other. paintings like also like oh there's. there's. there's like there's another one that's. like betrayal betrayal and grief there's. different there's different titles but. the theory goes that every single. painting that he's done yeah is a clue. or at least even the exact location of.
where he hid these bodies that he's. killed oh so he's killed yeah he's. killed what. nah or. who knows because this this is just a. theory what if what if bob ross has a. friend that he knows yeah or he's. friends with the cereal and he's just. he's just covering up for him no maybe. he's just leaving hints like that's how. maybe he feels guilty yeah that's just. my own theory let's say you had a friend. okay and he was like a serial killer but. that's like your that's your dogs from. day one right yeah obviously you want to. tell people. but but let's say you're guilty in the.
sense of like you would never tell on. your friend yeah now how would you tell. the world. in a non-discreet way bob ross his way. of doing it was doing painting yeah so. have they have they got bob ross like. have they arrested him or. died bro oh [ __ ]. i didn't know that yeah i didn't know. that damn they really got him so we. don't know for sure what was his last. painting because what is painting what. if his last painting was like where he. died let's check let's check. bob ross's last painting it's like the. final mystery it's it's wilderness way.
but it's just a lot of like landscapes. and stuff but look. this is such a it's such a. random location yeah it's not it's not. too nice it's not too pretty whatever. yeah but it literally looks like. you would walk there there's definitely. like a hiking trail or something sure. maybe that's where you build some balls. exactly would you rather bury a body. where it's super obvious or not it's not. or it's not exactly did you hear about. the boy who was um found with a knife in. his eye and candies in his pockets what. the [ __ ] is this it's so red.
but have you ever heard the candy lady. story the candy lady like this is. halloween no it's not it's just the. candy lady yeah so this happened in. texas right and there was a period where. all the kids were just go randomly. missing right and so it's like it's kind. of like a cartoon story so the lady. would lure the kids into her house yeah. with candies so so during the mornings. the kids will wake up and on their. window stills yeah they would see like. different types of candies and obviously.
they're not going to tell their parents. because it's like free candy so they. don't want to tell their parents because. their parents don't want to stop the. person from giving them candy yeah right. so it went on and went on and soon she. started leaving notes in the candy so. the kid would eat it oh. and they would all say you should come. play with me and it would always be. signed. the candy lady the candy lady yeah is is. that similar to jordan peele's movie the. candy man no oh i think that's different. it might be there's a candy made. a man and candy lady because they're. like oh i ship them both what's that. story in shrek you know the gingerbread.
guy oh yeah that's little gingerbread. man no no no no ginger there's. gingerbread man and there's um. hansel and gretel oh hansel and gretel. that's something great that's why i was. like yo it's kind of like a cartoon like. shrek yeah yeah and then um uh what do. you call this there was a farmer who saw. rotten teeth and candies on the edge of. his farm and then police started. investigating it and they're like yo why. are all these kids missing and then. that's where she uh they found a kid in. a ditch oh [ __ ] fork in his eye. and what was in his pockets all the.
candies. so whatever kid goes missing candy lady. yo yo it makes me think of like um you. know how halloween candy. and this is like dangerous sometimes yes. and you can find like um people put like. razor blades in there drugs yo did you. know. you know bread bread like bread no. literally like bread and bagels yeah. there's human hair yeah. you're lying fam now all in all of the. bread and bake specifically bagels that.
we eat. there's this chemical in it called. l-l-glistemine or some [ __ ] listen. listen listen that's something this is a. camera i swear to god i need a fact. check that out fact-check you right now. ready i don't check a lot of [ __ ] ready. watch this [ __ ] watch the show trust me. bro watch this watch this. source how do you want to be how much. you want to be i don't know man put two. dollars on him watch this watch this. [ __ ] you said hair so human hair hair. human hair fam listen listen listen. listen. look at this let me read it for you okay. okay amino acids in your body you're.
building blocks for good health. l-cysteine an amino acid used to prolong. shelf life and products such as. commercial bread can be found in ducks. chickens cow horns blah blah but most. that's used in shelf food comes from. human hair. yeah now it has been reported most of. the human hair. to use the the l-cysteine comes from. china. which are gathered from barber shops and. hair salons.
from barber shops and a hair salon. saying whenever we eat a bagel it's like. a kid's hair in china yeah so because. because i think they put that chemical. in yeah because if they don't put it in. it's just gonna it's gonna spoil right. away that's why that's why if you ever. make like homemade bread yeah that [ __ ]. gets bad right away or if you go to a. bakery what the bread lasts for what a. day yeah but the the processed one. doesn't uh-huh that's whack bro yeah. that's so so we're actually eating hair. but we don't know it no that's from. barber shops and hair salons man that's.
crazy you're about to ruin breakfast. you put you put that cream cheese that. the blueberry cream cheese on your. bagels and [ __ ] eating hair that's why. they call it everything bagel fam. let's get along then she got everything. man kid in china that kid in china that. she got blonde hair that she got ginger. hair you got everything you need bro. your dad has ruined that for me and even. um you know you know uh. you know pork you know what pork is so. bad pork is bad nah i never i never. realized this until i saw like the the.
behind the scenes thing yeah like how. it's made i still eat pork don't get me. wrong i love barbecue [ __ ] yeah but i. saw this um. i don't think they were allowed to be. there it was like it was like one of. those pita videos right and they snuck. into like how they make the the feed for. the pigs. yo. so. all of the expired bread yeah in the in. the stores and grocery stores what do. you think happens to that they just. throw it away that's what that's what i. thought you just throw it away right or. just feed it to the animals. but take this in fact.
so there's this guy yeah and he was. quitting his job and he wanted to expose. it so he was like y'all don't know but. this is what they're feeding. the cattle they're feeding the pig. specifically the pigs okay and what it. was it was this huge like conveyor belt. with the bread in the plastic bag still. yeah being grinded up and turned into. feed for the pigs with the plastic with. the plastic. that's why that's why if you ever look. like if you do those um. the microscopic looks at.
any of the meat especially hot dogs pork. whatever. there's micro plastics in it and that. that's what leads to cancer later on in. life yeah cause i was like okay if the. the pigs are eating that then we're. eating the pigs then we're gonna die of. that [ __ ] too yeah so there's like. little microplastics and that affects. your health long term. now you you know there's a funny video. of like. you know in the the chinese markets when. they have all the fish laid out yeah. yeah so. the chinese workers do not care there. they were like on the fish and they were. like separating it but they were.
stepping on the fish and then. the lady was like sir can you please get. off the fence. shut the [ __ ] up. like they do not care they don't care. and that's how it is when you walk into. perfect yeah there's like there's like. that fish tank right with yeah. oh yeah the water is not. water's not the cleanest i'm not gonna. lie bro well honestly that's what the. ocean is anyway yeah more times bro. you're eating seafood we're eating we're. eating bugs man we're literally eating.
like sea bugs for sure have you ever got. like seafood poisoning never i don't eat. seafood that often yeah that's why. that's why i barely eat lobster no more. because that's when i the first time i. puked i think i told you really yeah but. it was like some lobster on christmas. yeah and i was like feeling weird this. is the first time i've ever got a. reaction out of it i was like you're not. allergic though right no i'm not and you. know those ones like if you throw up. you're not going to eat that thing again. because it reminds me of ptsd yeah yeah. i know i know girls that do that with. like alcohol. i'll never drink real [ __ ] and then um. since we're talking about the the. candies you know um how the pop rocks.
and soda challenge actually came from. the pop rocks and soda challenges yeah. because you know when you you eat the. pop rocks and then you drop the stuff. in your mouth i think they were supposed. to cancel pop rocks a long time ago. because the fda or like people were. complaining that there was a myth that a. child ate hella pop rocks yeah and drank. thing that his stomach was so gassy it. exploded is that possible and that was. the myth that was the myth oh right so. everyone was like nah i wanna i want a. uh health and safety inspection on pop.
rocks yeah yeah so lily the fda had a. hotline so whoever was concerned they're. like ma'am don't worry it's safe oh holy. cow man don't worry yeah yeah yeah. yo cause um. have you ever had like did you ever eat. something by accident like that no i. haven't dog take yourself. listen listen listen yeah so back in the. day yeah and i was still a little you. you know i was in cadets oh i forgot so. so when i was in cadets right they had. like canteen it's pretty much like uh. snacks and [ __ ] so it's a breaking news.
snack yeah bro and i really i really. forgot like i. i can't believe i didn't know but i. bought mentos that day you're fired you. know where this is going what with coke. dog i drank coke. before i bought my mentos yeah and i i. forgot. it was already bubbling so keep in mind. we're in [ __ ] cadets right yeah we're. in cadets we're doing the the drills you. have to stand still you have to pay. attention sir our 10 should like all.
that [ __ ] bro my stomach's going crazy. my stomach's turning inside out bro i. can't even stand still yeah damn i just. wanted to run out of there but i had to. like i had to muscle it through because. i'm not trying to get paid and yo cadets. too the the generals and [ __ ] they take. you serious bro. honestly sometimes i laugh at them just. because they take you so serious but. it's not even the real military you know. it was so funny it was so funny i i. didn't have experience like that but i. remember in like jk i remember i [ __ ].
didn't want to go to public washrooms. why because no because it scared me like. i didn't want to like i was a little kid. right yeah and then bro i [ __ ] [ __ ]. my pants. and then like we had choir you know. choir and you're just standing there. yeah and like the whole day i had [ __ ]. and everyone's like what the [ __ ] is. that ew you didn't oh. yo what the [ __ ] wait wait a minute. you're telling me you're telling me you. share your pants and you and you just. pretended like it didn't happen yeah. yeah and then everyone's like yo what.
the [ __ ] is that smell really yeah i. just went home like okay now i can [ __ ]. damn. yeah caleb bro man this guy doomed the. whole school. that's cool yo thank god to everyone who. who asked oh no [ __ ] you whoever who. asked because it brought more attention. to me oh my god. man god you never want i think that's. the worst thing ever in life is like. having to [ __ ] your pants yo it's crazy. like i'd never want to go back to that. state that's why i was like yo any. buffet because you know when you're with. your cousin what did you eat beforehand.
i don't know it was just it was just. regular i just had bubble gums that day. oh you just have to go bro [ __ ]. sharon when sharon gave me i forgot we. gave you it would have been like roti or. something yeah damn it was so good it. was delicious but the next day man. the night the night it was literally. like you know a pitcher of water yeah i. just like dump it into them oh my gosh. it was really just. i i'm sorry for those that are eating. right now i'm sorry yo i'm sorry man no. it was bad i hate those moments man you.
know what's what you ever watched on. like ownage pranks remember those oh. yeah. yeah yeah. tyrone he's still doing it oh yeah yeah. i'm like damn like imagine like that was. my my childhood and you're still like. for 10 plus years you're still doing. that [ __ ] damn is he is he really like. how how how big is he now or is it do. you think it declines it declined for. sure because i'm like i feel you can't. do the same thing forever bro yes ownage. pranks let's see real quick damn i think. i think he's like he's still 5.4 mil but. but like it's like prank calls were so.
cool when you're a kid but now it's like. it's just annoying it's just annoying. now. like if you ever worked and you got. prank called you know how annoying that. is yeah have you seen the the prank call. where they they call the scammers they. call the scammers no i've seen i've seen. you see that video no tell me tell me. bro so so what happened was um. pretty much this old lady yeah right she. got scammed for like thousands i think. 20 grand yeah and the the prank i mean. not prank the scam callers they have. this whole facility in india oh right.
now there's this team of like youtubers. that wanted to crack down. on on that whole scam that whole like. it's a corporation pretty much yeah. because of the old lady she got scammed. 20 000. you know they specifically target like. elders oh because it's easy yeah because. it's easy they don't they don't they. don't know anything about technology and. [ __ ] right they get scammed and then. what happened was they sent like people. into. into their their corporation like. undercover oh no right they weren't.
police or anything they were literally. just pranksters so what they did. they pretty much um. they they took like rats and cockroaches. and then they got like fart spray and. then put boxes all out it's pretty much. terrorism. honestly that [ __ ] was terrorism like on. a lower scale but it's still bad but. they got they got was coming for them. anyway yeah taken i think they made like. [ __ ] i want to say like 2 million a. month more. a month a month crazy right now what.
happened one of the funniest parts of it. was. they hacked into the cameras the. security cameras so they could see. people's reactions when they're calling. the scammers they're calling people yeah. so what happened was the this hacker he. would go on to the line of the scam. callers and he's like oh i see you nice. nice lunch you have today and they were. able to find the real name because the. scammers they have fake names oh my name. is mary yeah hi my name is mary today. blah blah blah like. oh i speed i know you are you know what. i mean.
that's why so usually he's like he's. he's pretty much like exposing exactly. their location how they look like. and where they are at the time so. everybody in the in the room like. and then she's like listen this listen. to this. they all come around how do you know my. name no because i've seen a uh i think a. similar video to that where the guy is. like it's a computer hack right yeah but. then he shows he shows himself on the. screen so he shows the hacker he puts it. to another screen it's the hacker being. like yo you now you have to wait is that.
me. oh [ __ ]. and he ends the call that's crazy but. yeah i think hackers bro yeah they. literally have the biggest superpower in. the world right now yeah we talk about. it all the time fam like imagine you had. hacking okay would you rather have a. superpower where hacking hacking powers. hacking powers okay hacking powers makes. more sense social media is so big. nowadays makes more sense you can just. oh what do you call this those people. without some watch dog [ __ ] okay you. know how easy it is to hack people now. all you have to send is the link like oh. bitcoin mining press this link and.
people are stupid enough to do that yeah. you know how much people got packed by. that yeah yeah yeah i think there was a. there's a documentary recently yeah of. this guy he made like uh. i i forgot i think it was like a bitcoin. wallet and he got away with like. close to a billion dollars of money and. dipped of crypto of crypto oh my god. yeah and um. what's crazy he like he like stepped his. way up small scams to small scam to. small scam and then eventually landed on.
crypto just because crypto was booming. at the time yeah boom he does crypto bro. steals every imagine you have let's say. millions of dollars in your crypto. wallet right and that's your lifesaver. that's just gone within like a second no. way to get it back there's no legalities. with it either yeah like what are you. gonna do because crypto is brand new. yeah that's the same that's the same. feeling as uh gambling. rubet you have all your stuff it's gone. and is that [ __ ] real uh i think they. pay i don't know i think like the rocket. ship thing oh the room but yeah that is. real like people play that but i feel.
like the the big streamers they get. they're put into a program where it's. easier for them to win so that's why. they say oh. you know. so you say you say you see uh. will who's that guy will steve will do. it steve will do it yeah he's always. winning why do you think because he's. put in a different program that makes. sense that's smartest fault i think. that's why nell got accused of like. hella like they were just scamming the. things yeah. gambling nothing good comes out of. promoting gambling that sucks man if you. gotta do that to yourself support is. like that yeah i feel like nah i feel.
like if. if you have like such a big opportunity. and let's say you're given five million. dollars what it means like snaking five. million people what would you do. today it's tough bro. that's why i would not want to gamble. with the all my own hard-earned money. yeah right if i got like dirty money. from somewhere [ __ ] man i'm just. spending just because it might come back. to me yeah but it's already gone it's in. the mafia's hands you know you know the. the cup game there's like there's like a. there's like a a ball and then the cup. with the with the um the soda cap yeah.
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catch me they want you to feel like oh. i'm an amateur or whatever it's all a. mind game at the end of the day it's my. [ __ ] fraud bro god please look at. fraud man you love talking about fraud. money i thought you're the guy that's. always like oh money money doesn't buy. happiness it's [ __ ] like that no i don't. do it myself i don't fraud people with. that no i feel like if if it's a. harmless thing then it's fine if it's. just for like. you ever watch the oh we talked about. this board um catch me if you can. yeah yeah with the card stop no stuff. like that.
stuff like that where like um you can. get a you can get a head in line [ __ ]. like that if it's harmless this or. whatever somebody's taking people's. money that's messed up now now here's. here's like the philosophy though. because okay in a sense all business is. taking people's money yeah exactly all. business in a sense but is it doing more. more professionally yeah would you say. it's more professional but it's still. the same thing you don't think apple is. is scamming in a sense they are scamming. us because for sure we're getting ripped. off every single time and it's like a. monopoly yes apple's one of the biggest. cameras out there but we don't say.
anything because it's like what yeah. cause. that's what it is. no i think it's just because it's so. popular yeah i don't know man i think as. long as it. i don't want to get into like [ __ ]. lease and [ __ ] but you know you know all. the banks are owned privately they're. not owned by government yeah so the. people that own the banks they're like. they they started off as us yeah yeah. like people like us like regular people. that wanted entrepreneurs i wanted to. start a business they're not started by. governments they're not government. funded when i remember when i was small.
i was like yo i don't trust banks. because what if one day they just take. your money because we don't have no. control over it why don't i just put in. my little safe and keep it all there you. feel me why do we put money in banks. because there's nowhere else to put it. that's what i'm saying. if you put all your cash in your house. exactly your target exactly and you've. seen drake he actually has a vault for. all his money or for most of his money. no he doesn't most of yes he does he. definitely has like a private like a. swiss banker yeah i know i know but he. has his little vault for like you know. the good stuff the gold one of my. favorite one of my favorite movies are.
like bank robbery movies oh yeah did you. hear about the two two brothers that. escaped prison only using a raincoat oh. really yeah cause they they robbed i. think they were going through it right. and they wanted to rob a bank because. their family was poor yeah right and. then they got put into jail and then. they're like [ __ ] man i gotta get out of. here somehow and they're put in alcatraz. oh so you know this is old then yes you. know alcatraz it's like maximum security. yeah and even if you escape you're. surrounded by water yeah yeah so what. they did was every person in that jail. was given a job guess what they chose.
all jobs what maintenance yeah obviously. you know why so they can see the ins and. outs yeah the whole building of course. when they were when they were supposedly. working they weren't working they were. building tools building tools for like. their escape so when everyone was eating. uh in the cafeteria they got spoons and. forks. uh knifed out the vents and made their. plans for escape so this is what they. did they took mesh crumpled it up and. took real hair from the barber like you. were saying before and just slapped it. on the barb on the mannequin auto looked. like a exact person yup and then they.
escaped out and then while they were. doing that they had 50 raincoat jackets. and then they inflated it from a pipe. that was broken that was filling air. yeah. so once they escaped no one heard about. them again but you know what's crazy. what recently i think they they were. found in brazil in brazil. yeah the two twin brothers because the. mom was always receiving cards from the. two brothers every month every month so. they're still alive yeah and at every. family gathering there's always two.
women with veils covering their face. oh who are they brothers man. they're just locked down yo. i think what do you think what do you. think about like the skies and [ __ ] yeah. i feel like you're gonna rob a bank just. put like if you wear a mask on your face. like a mask on a mask on a mask yeah can. they find you yes 100 they can still. find you look look let's say let's say. on some on some like creative serial. killer type thing what if you wear. somebody else's skin oh. that could that's crazy i know cause.
then they can't even charge you can. people do that i don't know. okay but that that's that's so elite. because you have to kill a person and. skin them who's really doing that. people will go through. no mountains for money man. yeah yeah yeah we're like a different. face yeah no i don't think you would do. that fam. i don't think that's impossible that's. too much what if what if you can. what if you can brainwash someone to rob. a bank brainwash no that wouldn't work. why not because what if they get caught.
then what happens you know how you can. hypnotize people oh yeah yo. you know you can hypnotize people like. oh do jumping jacks do whatever yeah. there's gotta be like. someone that's been hypnotized to rob. okay so would you either have hypnotism. or hacking hypnotism are you crazy. real hypnotism easily no. no i would have easily i would have. hypothesis because look if you hypnotize. a person they're only going to go so far. with that bankruptcy they're going to. get caught you know it doesn't matter i. don't i don't care if they rob a bank or. not i have hypnotism family i can make.
you do whatever i want no but literally. literally you can have that but life. won't feel as genuine no more with. hacking hacking you have so much. possibility. all the money the money it's it's. touchless you don't you don't have to do. it you know you know those fairy tales. with like a witch and and which curses. somebody yeah dog i can make you say. frog for the rest of your life like. that's the only word you can say frog. frog. okay but what's the [ __ ] communicate. anymore you won't be able to frog frog. are you crazy if i if i leak your social. uh social uh insurance number boom what.
you have no life no more if i hypnotize. you beforehand you're [ __ ]. get me i can make you think you're dumb. well what if what if i have a chip in me. and the hacker's like don't fall for it. i can be a hero i can i can go to every. single classroom and hypnotize them to. be like the greatest person in the world. i can do that through phones and i i. don't even have to step out my house oh. my nah but but. but technology technology is a very big. boundary technology is one of the. fastest growing industries right now. gang no but if you're physical yeah i.
control your technology first anyway. does that control your physical if i. control you i control your technology. stupid if i control. i. do. i can hypnotize you to do my hacking. it's true though like if you if you. really bag it if i hypnotize somebody. they can do. anything i want including hacking. including any i have i have the skills. of every single expertise in the world. because i can hypnotize somebody with. those skills. i know deep down in my heart i knew i.
didn't want hacking but i had to keep. going nah. i'm going with the debate hypnosis was. crazy because once i pick a side i can't. switch you for me. but hacking hacking would be cool too i. think i think i i fought it a pretty. good fight you feel me you know what. hacking is better why would you say. because i can disappear. if you're hypnotized that's kind of what. i said though you i don't have to step. out in physical no no no like i can i. can make people disappear what do you. mean because everything is well okay how. do you find somebody if somebody goes. missing or something you go through the. the record surveillance yeah right i can.
make somebody disappear no records yeah. but but you but but your last point kind. of circled it up because what if what if. you just hypnotize that person no you. can't you can't really hypnotize that. person you have to hypnotize the whole. world no but you're harder yeah i know. you have to that's the hacker that does. that does it first. you feel me so so that that argument no. no but what i'm saying is like if you're. a hypnotizer yeah you're still caught on. camera but listen you're caught on. camera because they they're seeing you. do all these things first beforehand. exactly but if you hypnotize the. surveillance and everything then you. yeah if you if you have a record of. hypnotizing people then you're like.
you're kind of god if you have a. hypnotism [ __ ] yo i just bagged that. look look. you can is there a famous hypnotist in. the world. and is there like a celebrity hypnosis. there are celebrities but how does. january. what was chris jenner christina's not. hypnotized. every single every single. male counterpart of the kardashians. everything would you say they get. hypnotized that's a theory chris. humphreys kanye west kanye west oh. what's his name oh.
lamar lamar lamar odom dealt with oh. he's doing he's so down bad right now. oh [ __ ] um um what's his name um [ __ ]. he played for for golden state uh. he was a basketball player nick nico oh. nick young. to be honest you can you can flip it in. another way you say oh all influencers. are hypnotists because we're putting out. and they're believing you know comedians. are hypnotized oh yeah because they kind. of have to make the audience what do you. call this yeah they're they're real life.
hypnosis even even if they don't think. they are they actually are musicians too. musicians too musicians they do. hypnotism through their music yeah. you're right they're not yeah you feel. different feelings yeah but yeah i think. i think the the music one is even. crazier because it transcends just like. live performance yes bro that's why. especially um the what do you call this. the uzi ones and remember when post. malone literally on stage he was like he. was like going through it yeah and. people i guess people in the crowd were. like what the [ __ ] is going on here. you know how there's that like symbol.
the the swirly thing oh yeah the. hypnotism thing yeah yeah does that. affect you. to be honest i don't know i think it. affects me really like a little bit but. like how is there an example like you. you actually like felt something no but. like i feel like i could be put into a. trend. like i could be put into a trance you. know yeah yeah just by like if i look. super deeply even looking at like. optical illusions and [ __ ] sometimes i. get like carried away words yeah i could. i don't think so now imagine imagine on. some naruto [ __ ] yeah like i had um like. a sharing gun or like uh what if i had.
like a tattoo and anytime i wanted to i. wanted to like hypnotize somebody just. like open my palm. that's crazy somebody make that anime. something like that. if i was an evil villain. i would have a hypnotism eye in my hand. just go like this and hypnotize somebody. okay what's the back story how did he. get that why is he saying why is he sad. and wants to hypnotize everyone because. one day his parents were killed guys. one day his parents were killed it's the. basic ass story of everybody but who. killed his parents it was his aunt and.
why did his aunt kill his parents why. because she was jealous of their riches. the whole time and she also tried to. kill the son. but she didn't get to oh yeah because. the sun ran away where did the sun run. away to into a cave into cave where in. venezuela okay and what happens in. venezuela what happened stays in. venezuela stays in venezuela. now there was a witch in the crepes of. this cave right yeah now he he was. looking for shelter and this witch said. i have food for you i have food for you. now they they made a bond they made a. bond now they're together now his whole. life they were training and training and.
training but one day there was this wolf. and this wolf wanted to eat them because. they're in the wilderness right okay now. the wolf kills the witch and the witch's. last words to him was give me your hand. and in her hand was an eye. how did she have it now now the eye. sunk into his palm and became a part of. his body yeah and she said. do what you can with this so he did it. with he opened his palm to the to the. wolf and now he controlled the world.
one minute story. with carlos. as soon as you locked in i'm like okay. here we go. but now you see how we both have the. evil eye do i have no i do have yeah so. just flash at the camera and everyone. has to listen to us now oh i just bagged. me that's what inspired see how crazy. that is like that inspired me by. accident but i wasn't even thinking. about this that's interesting i know. even even that picture of uh uh what do. you call this you me and ryan yeah we. had the all the shirts you had the hair. or no ryan had the drink like different.
parallels of the universe oh how how. there's similarities yeah simulators. yeah i think i think there's nothing by. accident anymore for sure i feel like. everything is meant to be even just. people walking in yeah walk into your. life or like showing up it's weird. sometimes it's weird and. i don't know i feel like that's all part. of like a master plan no because i. always had that theory is like when as. soon as you're born you're given a. number yeah you go through that route. which leads you to the end yeah how. different would your life be if like i. didn't exist fam i just bag like this. there'd be so much i know i was thinking.
that too or like i didn't meet certain. friends yeah if i like i didn't meet. certain people in my life yeah my life. would have been so different i know like. i i didn't go through certain. relationships to get to now like it's. crazy too that's crazy yeah i know. looking back it's fun. like if i grew up if i grew up a little. bit like a little bit more west. but yeah would you still would you still. have this podcast you think without i. don't know it's hard to say if you grew. up in like a public school which i. definitely would still be a youtuber i.
think because no matter what i'd. probably be a youtuber what do you do. [ __ ] mukbangs i feel like in another. life you did mukbang mustangs nah. i'm not a eater like that yeah exactly. something completely different from what. you're you are now that's why i don't we. didn't talk about it yet but you watched. um. everything everywhere all at once no no. bro. i've seen the trailers that i wanted. that movie is such a jumpers jump movie. i know i know [ __ ] i gotta watch that's. a jumper jean movie is there any. theories is it off but you i don't want. to spoil it that one that one you can't.
spoil it okay but yeah i'm gonna tell. you this it has to do with the. multiverse obviously yeah right now. literally every single thing oh i don't. want to spoil it for you but imagine. imagine you can tap into an alternate. dimension of yourself if you can tap in. and tap out tap in and tap out. how crazy would that be that's like. teleporting no not even the information. now i don't want to spoil i don't want. to spoil but think about that now let. that sit on you that's it so imagine if. i'm in the past but then i teleport to. the future my future be in a parallel. not even future even just like present.
but different dimension what how would. that help so in a different time i don't. want to spoil that. okay next episode we'll have to but. let's say let's say you have skills. skills because a different dimension you. was a pro in something oh then you're. then your skill your skill like the most. skills exactly exactly that's crazy. right that's crazy. i have to watch that though. i have a i have a theory oh you don't. watch doctor strange either though yeah. what is it though so i think there's. another um there's coming out what's it.
called what's it called big hero 6. oh. yeah so big hero 62 is coming out right. yeah so i have a theory i hope this. happens. because i don't know if you knew in big. hero 601 stan lee the creator of marvel. died yeah he died but he was in big hero. 6. oh yeah right now i hope i hope they. do this eventually because disney owns. marvel what if they make live action big. hero 6 in the future would that slap. though that's the only thing i think it. would i don't think it's that mainstream. to to have a live action because what.
has a live action nemo. do you think big heroes think nemo. doesn't have live action. there's no live action you mean. lion king oh lion king yeah. yeah lion king but lion king is like the. top one of the top there's no way big. heroes i mean i think. sick because it's superhero. honestly any superhero movie is going to. go crazy yeah but i think um just the. how fluffy it is and how like we don't. take it marvel man it's marvel. i i bet you if they do like even.
monsters inc live action that [ __ ] would. slap oh yeah. that [ __ ] would be. cause that's too cartoony for me i think. big hero 6 is also too cartoony. everybody thought transformers was gonna. be too guard too yeah that's that that's. a totally different fam chat was crazy. exactly. so i think i think there's there's. certain things like anime you can't do. or like at least like character traits. you can't do yeah but if it's already. like um on a realistic level like you. can probably do monsters inc because we. think about monsters in real life. already i think i think happy happy tree.
friends would be a sick live action no. it wouldn't that would be just messed up. the most gruesome like thing ever that. would be directed by tarantino if it's. not it nobody else can direct that. is he the one that um. watched all the gory [ __ ] just to. desensitize was that him no that's. andrew tate take us in andrew tate yeah. this guy watch his best gore yeah and. watch yeah watches all of these like. gory shocking videos so that he can. desensitize himself so whenever he's put. in a situation that's life or death and.
he sees somebody's like brains blown out. yeah and be like okay i'm good i'm ready. to go i'm ready to go that's not. shocking did you see that reddit post. it's like i think you have to choose one. of the three options it gives you titles. and whatever one you click it's gonna. appear on the screen so what so it could. be it could be like a a ghost it could. be like a gruesome like person getting. oh no i've seen that yeah and then you. just called again i don't know i forgot. what it like the title of it but i think. it's on red or something it's like it's. like a website is it called 50 50. something like that it's like 50 chance.
good 50 chance bad i think so it's. something where you have to choose. something different but people know what. i'm talking about i think it's called. like 50 50 something like that yeah but. but like it could be something really. good or something really bad and it. gives a title or something right yeah. yeah exactly that's 50 50. i believe no. a lot of you guys out there like the. meal prep and plan no need for that no. more shout out to our sponsor factor no. more grocery shopping no more cooking. and no more dirty dishes all you gotta. do is hit up factor and they'll handle. all your meals including add-ons like. juices or smoothies so fact it makes it.
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joe rogan i think recently and do you. remember that video of him and his. friend that owns like a haunted um. like museum oh yeah he got he got cursed. yes bro oh my gosh you know what. the the backstory what what so so uh. there's something called a debit box so. that box is haunted by like uh a ghost. which is usually malicious yeah that'll. curse you and follow you around your. whole life if you if you trigger it. right yeah so his ghost friend what i. don't know whose idea was it i think he.
won with ghost hunters yeah no his. friend is a ghost hunter oh okay yeah so. they spread the ashes of a random lady. on top of the divot box. guess what his plane crashed his car. crashed yeah robbed he got wrong. like everything bad happened to him yeah. but i don't know what that what that. thing was you think that's real 100 you. see do you think it's it's a. subconscious like a manifestation itself. or do you think that's a real. spirituality see you see i think because. we were having that conversation of oh. if you believe if you keep thinking it.
will happen yeah so now i'm thinking. like yeah i think it is just like if i. if i say i curse you right now yeah and. then i just keep thinking about that. [ __ ] yeah you probably you probably. think it's gonna happen but you're just. searching for it now so it's more. enhanced exactly because you manifest. whatever vibration you're on right yeah. now i don't know if you ever heard this. story but why you ever hear that that. story with um harry styles what what. about him so harry styles right yeah he. was dating uh olivia wilde remember. olivia wilde yeah she's sweet right yeah. so. they broke up or something happened they. had a fight or whatever right harry.
styles got transferred to the hospital. he was taking the hospital yeah and. the doctor's like what happened what. happened right this guy's blood pressure. he was about to die. it was so low he was about to die yeah. and i guess he was able to say that. he was so depressed that he took. he overdosed on like anti-depressive. uh medication [ __ ] right or anti. something he he took medication now the. doctors were like looking like how the.
hell it's literally record-breaking yeah. to have that right. now what turns out this is where it gets. crazy harry styles is medication yeah. harry styles he was actually part of a. placebo but a placebo group placebo he. was part of a placebo group i know they. pretty much gave them sugar pills okay. so it wasn't even real medication in the. first place it was just sugar it was. just sugar so his brain. thought so bad because he took all of. these medications to put his body into.
into almost dying state yeah right. now the moment the doctors told him. you're actually on sugar pills that's. not real medication yeah he started. recovering and got back who what yeah so. just immediately like oh i'm back yeah. oh sugar pills oh i'm good exactly. crazy nah that's why that's why you got. to keep a strong mindset because. anything is possible don't believe it. anything that's given to you yeah and i. looking back because when i heard that. story i think about when uh i thought i. was gonna have a heart attack remember. yeah i'm like what if i was like.
thinking that and i gave myself a panic. attack and put my body into that state. yeah because of it yeah because. sometimes i'll just overthink and freeze. that's the biggest like thing i have to. improve on what do you mean like i'll. just think too much think too much and i. can't think anymore that i'll just. freeze in front of someone really yeah. yeah and i told you this. okay how do you how do you feel. leading up to it like what makes you. feel like that anxious anxious about. what of dying of dying yeah i always. that was my number one fear like i don't. want to die fam you don't want to die.
yeah word yeah because like like so like. anything you go into you think about. that though anywhere where it's where it. involves like. i don't know yeah i guess of me dying. like something dangerous like dangerous. like a dangerous area something like. that was there something in your life. that you think made you feel like that. have you been through a. life or death situation no i think the. moment i started worrying about dying. was when uh that tornado thing was in. the area and then i was a small kid and. then i was like oh [ __ ] i don't want to.
die of natural. natural things or or like anything. natural causes yeah or anything out of. my control like i want to die. from me like something happened to me. type [ __ ]. so at that moment i was like yeah from. then on i was like no i want to live and. i want to experience stuff yeah because. i had those moments as a kid yeah. realizing like damn this this is going. to end one day that's a that's like a. mind-blowing moment i think that was my. first like mind-blowing moment as a kid. right because there's this caillou book. this is caillou book about death man.
really yeah this is caillou book like a. story how um he sees like a dead bird in. his backyard and he shows his dad and. his dad goes yeah caillou like this is. what happens eventually yeah you can't. put that in the child's mind no but. honestly how else would you teach a kid. about it i think it's one of those ones. you just have to learn on its own. they're not its own how do you learn. that [ __ ] on your own obviously in. school they're going to be like or from. someone else.
that's what i'm saying because if they. learn it on their own it could be it. could be a devastating thing remember. remember you asked me like what if you. you're gonna uh if you ever died yeah. like what was your biggest regret and. then i said traveling taking their it. didn't even match to the five common. ones that people said what are the five. comments so i think number five is um i. wish i was more happy. more happy yeah i think number four was. i wish i spent more time with my friends. you feel me and then number three.
is like i think i wish i didn't work as. hard oh no i think that's number two. because obviously when you're working. hard you don't even like you feel me. experience like your kids growing up. yeah because you're too you're too busy. exactly yeah that's why i'm like yo. sometimes like with you with you i'm. like sometimes i like i want you to stop. and like have a moment no i do you don't. think i do no i don't i feel like you're. just going go going no i'm having fun. while i do it okay as long as you're. having fun i haven't had fun okay. that did sound very convincing. i have a lot of fun bro i promise i.
swear to god no i'm glad i'm glad and. then i think the number one one. number one was uh i wish i lived the. life that i wish i had the courage to. live a life that was true to me and not. how people you feel me oh i'm on that. yeah. dead ass yeah perez i've been on that in. high school just because like. i had this epiphany yeah is that what. it's called like a like a. awakening yeah i'm like. dog i better live how i want to live. because i'm not trying to die and regret.
like i didn't do certain things because. somebody else told me. maybe you shouldn't do that yeah [ __ ]. that do what you want what was the. awakening like where do you get that. from you know what it was bro. it was honestly like. you know those moments where you're so. scared. let's put it a very easy example let's. say let's say you have a crush yeah. class right and you're so scared so. scared to go talk to her ask her out. whatever that moment that like barrier. keeping you away from from seeing what. it's like that's the best thing you can.
have why yeah because the moment you. break that you think everything is easy. not only easy yeah but possible the only. and everything is possible everything is. possible as long as you you see past. that barrier yeah cause sometimes. sometimes in this like even the. podcasting told me yeah taught me like. to have the courage to just keep telling. stories because sometimes i'll tell a. story i'm ready to transition to my next. one but i'm like no i'm too scared like. let him talk. really yeah yeah that's good though. that's good you learn i know but then.
now i'm just i'll just say it yeah just. say what you want whenever you want bro. honestly. just just keep in mind for your own. repercussions later and make sure you're. not like it's not a negative thing yeah. but yeah most of the time like if you. have something on your chest you want to. talk about yeah talk about it because i. rather i rather somebody. say what they have to say then feel. closed off and heard about it later yeah. i know and especially in this setting. where you're supposed to say what you're. supposed to say it doesn't work out so i. had to battle that real quick yeah. that's facts that's actually true.
we can't we can't be preaching and then. don't practice what you preach right no. oh my goodness you gotta always practice. what you preach. i think even um teaching it yourself. makes you better at it oh yeah like when. i was just where i was teaching swimming. i said this before but when i was. teaching swimming i became a better. swimmer because i was teaching it like. break down every single movement. i think uh it's a saying is like when. when you were finally able to teach it. to another person that's when you. perfected it that's when you become a. master exactly yeah because when i'm. studying and i can actually teach it to. another person boom i'm ready for the.
test. but i've never gotten into a test like. that to be honest it's just like i've. never i've never taught someone else i. was like oh i'll just memorize it boom. gone the next day oh yeah yeah and a lot. of my friends are like that they're like. i'm like yo did you already take this. course he's like yeah yeah it's like do. you remember it no oh because it's just. gone yeah it's just gone damn see that's. the problem with school bro yeah it's a. problem with school it's a lot it's a. lot. y'all spend so much time studying and if. you don't remember it what was the point. of even doing the course in the first. place that's why i tell my sister just.
make sure you learn something yeah what. you what are you taking or like trying. to learn no she's in high school but i. think she's going architecture. architecture like that or engineer. engineering you're going big-bodied a. lot of math. a lot of math yo i remember we were in. the escape room and there was a hell of. math and you're like getting pissed off. like why are we doing math right. it's like we're in a we're in a crime. scene why is there so much math involved. taking the the only parts i was good at. were the non-math parts. but though it's the one nobody else got. you know.
i was doing the math of the board and. then he was just like solving a next. missile yeah. if you're not good at something you find. somebody that that is good at it yeah. well what's the skill that you would. want to have that you still perfecting. that you don't have yet. i always want to be a good singer but i. feel like it's just not in my voice. anymore because my voice is kind of kind. of deep yeah so i don't it's hard it's. for me it's kind of hard true true like. i always want to be a good singer but i. don't know i couldn't i've always wanted. to stick on a schedule because right now.
i'm very spontaneous you know me like. boom i'll do something i'll do something. i'll do something because it's like adhd. yeah man i just wish i could focus once. more i remember looking back at myself. like two years ago yeah i could lock in. like four hours write a paper but that. was like so much why do you think that. is uh social media social media like how. how so i'm just scrolling my attention. span is getting less this podcast. podcast we go through so much [ __ ] i. have to watch hello tick tocks really. yeah yeah i feel like see going back to.
uh to the regrets in life right yeah one. of the ones was stay in the moment man. yeah stay in the morning no i feel like. i'm very in the moment though. like people okay does life go fast or. slow okay let me think. life. life goes fast life goes fast too yeah. but but i try my best to make it feel. slow yeah and at least like make every. second feel like i'm in i'm present yeah. no i think it goes fast because i'm. always watching the movies i was. watching on my phone that's why i don't. recognize the time. when's the last time you went on a walk.
yesterday really yeah. i have a dog though oh okay that. you're always outfit. i'm a dog yeah me i don't think i. actually went out and took a walk unless. it's with my friends or my friends to. ask me to oh my parents always go on a. walk and we always go together oh yeah. so we always do that yeah but spend time. with your friends but i also like. outdoor stuff man yeah i just like being. outside especially yeah especially when. you're a kid i think that's when time. was the slowest and we didn't realize it. was and and you know um i don't know if. i said this before but. we're supposed to be walking outdoors.
like all the time. because there's like frequencies in the. earth that you know you know all these. crystal shorties they say oh this. crystal will do this this person will do. that yeah listen. all those crystals are where in the. in the ground in the ground so we're. actually supposed to be walking on top. of it yeah we're supposed to be walking. around actually getting these out of it. we don't yeah because we're inside and. we're wearing shoes yeah yeah my friend. he was i was at a cottage and they. randomly all took off off their shoes no. socks too and they were just on the. grass i'm like what are you doing that's.
grounding man yeah and also what are you. doing he's like nah i'm just grounding. bro. awesome real hippy stuff yeah. that's what's up bro. that's also i feel like if you go on a. a spiritual awakening experience. you'll see i can't do that man i don't. think i the podcast would be so. different why because then it would just. be like. nah i would try to be woke but it would. be annoyingly woke. what do you mean because you know i. already exaggerate stuff right so. imagine i woke gavin. it doesn't make sense.
it's like it's like mental i can't i. can't think of it yeah i can't think of. it yeah it's gonna be twisting my. stomach. to be honest i think you might get so. annoyed that you might just kick me off. a walk gavin i won't get it imagine. you can't you're kind of you're kind of. woke just because of like but it's. grounded right now because there's still. reality to it if i mean i won't say. stupid stuff is it because you're afraid. i'm afraid of what you're afraid of. saying superstar uh kinda yeah you're. afraid of sounding dumb sometimes.
especially when you're if you're on a. podcast that that's supposed to give out. info. you know you never want to say the wrong. stuff right mm-hmm do you take yourself. very seriously then yes. yeah i'm i'm kind of on that too and i. think it's like a self-realization i'm. trying to take myself less less serious. yeah but how though it's the thing it's. like whenever i try to to let go and. then boom there's always you get you get. comments comments and obviously you try. to filter that away but it's like damn i. could have done better. i don't know i think i think i just have. to get in the habit of no more self.
negative talk because obviously it's. gonna get worse yeah i just think it's. funny like whenever somebody says. something like negative i just think. it's funny yeah it's just like true i. don't know i can't really think of a. negative one because i don't remember. much yeah but let's say somebody said um. i don't know been. what would you say is a negative comment. like i would get i don't know like oh. carlos is getting annoying yeah like. let's say i'm getting annoying yeah i. feel like the more annoying i get the. better the content. is like like i i flipped the script and.
then like oh that's funny because i feel. like if i do more y'all get it y'all are. gonna hate me now. but then they're gonna tune in because i. don't know why but people love tuning in. to annoying [ __ ] like i don't even think. it's annoying bro. why do you think tate and you tate gets. all the things because he's fast no it's. just because he's everywhere andrews. tastes annoying just because it's too. much it's too much yeah it's too much i. don't think i'm too much yeah you're not. too much man yeah i think we're too much. if you if you tune in you tune in if you. don't exactly know but. yeah but maybe for some people's for you.
pages i have no idea oh for sure because. i'm not we don't really see our own. stuff yeah yeah i could see them being. like off back to back to back to back i. guess yeah i guess but the the thing is. like it's actually interesting stuff. we're putting out it's not boring yeah. that's true i don't think i'm ever. boring yeah that's like if i'm boring. like tell me why don't. tell me why justify your answer yeah. tell me why like honestly i wanna i. wanna figure that [ __ ] out. is there one thing i ever told you like. bored as [ __ ]. yeah or even history you don't like.
history. i know i know this guy hates history i. hate history stuff i love history really. i love you you can still tell it because. i i'm used to it now but before when. you're telling me when we were just. getting started on the theories and you. were like oh in 1982 or the egypt or the. egypt [ __ ] happened i'm like bro yo yeah. i'll tell you one right now. this one's from moonlight though this. one's. kind of cool it's kind of cool so. alexander the great right yeah one of. the greatest conquerors ever take this. in in moonlight. his tomb was like never found his um.
alexander's a great body or like tomb. was never recovered like they don't know. where he's buried okay right but in moon. night he was buried in the in the. the pyramid of giza oh really yeah so. that's like the theory that's her own. theory on it and it makes sense because. he said he wanted to be a pharaoh oh so. he died as a pharaoh. oh that's kind of fire it's kind of. crazy yeah is it so that's in egypt. right yeah damn we're going there we're. going there soon no it's actually going. to be fire though i feel like we're. going to have one of those ones where.
it's like cause on a trip you bond crazy. yeah yeah yeah so if we're with a. certain number group of people for seven. days straight mm-hmm that's going to be. like and i promise y'all like when you. meet me i'm exactly like this. i'm really excited i feel like i feel. like on those moments like we become. friends for life type [ __ ] yeah like oh. remember we'll call them i'll be like yo. remember that egypt trip you filming me. because i remember on my on my high. school s trip i still talk to those. people like damn remember remember when. we were taking shots on the beach like. that yeah yeah those are bonding like. core moments i feel like i feel like.
we're very friendly in a sense of like. we we we get along with people a little. bit too much yeah you get that sometimes. no i think about it i'm like sometimes. some people are like uh standoffish yeah. i feel like we're too much of the. opposite i feel like we get too close. yeah no that's fast is that one of my. weaknesses. no it's not it's not a weakness though. because you make people everyone feel. comfortable oh okay you feel me because. i go into conversations now and i'm like. i want to really know your story and. sometimes they'll just dump like tell me.
your tail tough [ __ ]. tell me your tail and and we'll get the. convo it's like boom now she's dumping. on us like everything about her life and. i was like damn we know too much. remember that person yeah we know too. much. that's fun though i like that stuff yeah. i cuz because i'm the type to play those. video games those campaign modes and. then you know you know how they have. like a like a side quest like story. though yes i'll read that [ __ ] yeah. see me i'll skip through that [ __ ] from. there i just want i just want the good.
part. about the good part what's dope though i. think that makes life more fun oh for. sure that makes life more fun especially. if like a reoccurring people like let's. say you work with somebody. i have a challenge for everybody right. now next time you step into your. workplace or even just like a social. setting and you see somebody that you. always see but you never talk but you. never talk. treat it. like a like a video game treat it like a. side quest be like let me get to know. that person yeah so i can know the. deeper meaning of this whole plot. get me because quentin tarantino right.
when he writes his scripts and he writes. characters he actually writes a whole. story for a character separate from the. movie true so there's like certain uh. situations there when like life choices. they made but it's not even in the the. movie itself it's just for the actor to. read and get to know how they would. react to stuff that's why the roles are. played so good yeah yeah that's fire now. even even sneakers doing this i don't. know if you saw but he's doing um he's. going to new york train stations and. random people sending a podcast yeah. because everyone has a story and.
everyone has a something to say so. obviously you're going to get content. that's unlimited content as long as. there's people walking on earth you'll. have content that's true you feel me. that's true yeah who's who's one person. you wanna you wanna interview interview. low-key. even just like the most random like. celebrities aside i wanna i wanna. interview um what do you call those. uh. just like the craziest people like the. the biggest pimps the biggest drug. dealers because i want to learn more of. like why did they do it well what.
position were you in to do that yeah you. feel me why why did you go ahead and do. what you did and did it ever backfired. you because i've always wanted to know. that yeah yeah yeah i wanna i wanna meet. somebody with such a roller coaster life. you know what that means yeah like i. wanna meet somebody with it with it with. a tail with the tail that goes wow wow. wow wow wow and it goes where. you know what i mean like takes you. twists and turns and upside down and. freaking plot twist and then like brings. it back oh remember this person comes. back later oh my god that type of [ __ ]. tupac.
imagine having just a random podcast. with tupac right now it's like yo that. has to go viral oh easy because people. think he's dead he's like nah i'm. actually here dad crazy wait wait jumper. stop that'd be crazy though should we. should i title this uh tupac jumper jump. interview can i put like a shadow. shadow. interview with tupac oh my gosh that. would definitely go viral no but i feel. like you have to take it a step further. and then get like an actor the xfx or. just vx oh true yeah like um face face.
swap or whatever. what's it called oh um deep fake deep. fake yeah that would be crazy why i. don't know why we don't do that because. that would actually go viral that would. go viral then we could just make money. off that [ __ ] like deep do you think. that's illegal though. it might be oh just okay it might be. we're gonna give it back but for people. who are dead though if it's for a joke. if it's like comedic [ __ ] i think it's. fine but like it must be the comedic did. you see how when uh dave chappelle was. doing a show and the guy ran up oh he. tackled him no yo he had a gun on him oh. the guy the guy had a gun on him oh my.
god that's why that's why they really. beat his ass really yeah oh my god no. got his [ __ ] stomped bro the thing that. really killed me was chris uh chris. rocket and i was like oh [ __ ] it's will. smith. was that will smith. okay if you're in uh chris rock's. position yeah what do you think like do. you go out and make jokes of it or you. just make jokes what the [ __ ] you're a. comedian yeah if you're chris rock yo of. course you you're gonna run with that. [ __ ] bro are you crazy i go on tour the. next day i'm in the i'm in headlines. already they get slapped yeah like.
here's my story. you know you know those youtube videos. where it's like all lowercase and it's. like let's sit down and talk let's talk. quit. let's talk you know i'm quitting youtube. where's. like that type of [ __ ]. i had a joke with ryan yeah and i was. like if gavin ever ever fumbles with. jumpers or like doesn't do his work and. [ __ ] i'm gonna have to make a where's. gavin video.
if you see a where's gavin video gavin's. not doing his work man gab is not doing. his work so always researching all lower. case the three dots. three dots and and at a question mark. where's gabby. it's getting me in the thumbnail like. this. doing the spongebob doing the spongebob. like this. no but that that sounds some real like. um because people are calling us the. alex wasabi and the guava juice yeah and. it was never the same once they split up. fam.
no actually what's his name guava juice. is crazy though he he's like popping. yeah but but guava juice was like that. was a duo though like guava juice wasn't. [ __ ] without alex it took time for guava. juice to like without alex i feel like. guava juice. it depends though because they have. different content. i wouldn't say that i wouldn't say that. no i didn't that that's just. disrespectful. but he's doing himself but i feel like. the duo was so nostalgic that people. didn't tune into guava juice no more no. no you're trick i don't i don't know if.
you watch him though but he's still. doing the thing yes he's doing his thing. bro i i think i think you're trying but. they're both doing their thing though. that's the thing look look i'm gonna. show you right now let me see look. bro he's still on top man he's still. doing good though yeah but i don't know. it's just like would you because that's. his own [ __ ] that's his separate channel. that's a separate channel i know but you. know you you it's like the nostalgic. thing is like oh i want to see them. together wait whose channel was it was. it alexa or was it guava juice i think. it was wasabi production oh it's the sob. you produce that was that was together. yeah yeah no i think i think it doesn't.
matter fam really no it doesn't matter. you you take clay thompson away from. steph curry. they got they all have to do their own. thing but together they're they're crazy. for me i don't know i think it doesn't. matter to me wait did they have a fight. is that why they're not doing it no this. is not that's not even what it's just. like they just separated why i don't. know why people are so stubborn of doing. like reunions like why don't why don't. they just clash again like people want. nostalgic content so why don't they just. clash again they could make so much bank. off that because they already did it man. that's like that's like getting with. your ex is it that's that's literally.
like getting with that it's not because. you hate your ex you don't you they. still like each other okay okay let me. put let me put in perspective for you. let's say let's say um. you ate the same food for like. five years yeah and then you would get. bored of it yeah but you why wouldn't. you want to go back to some time yeah. but you well i think i think the idea. but it's different with people because. it's the idea of that. you're going to hate it if you go back. to it and you want the good memories to. stay good because it gets into. relationships too i don't know if you. want to get into relationships like that. but like true.
no but but even like um do you remember. how team albo remember team alveola the. people in ottawa one of the biggest like. biggest impact on my childhood i don't. know why they don't make because they're. i think they're all doing their own. thing but it's not the same bro cause. you don't look you don't wanna. you wanna leave the good in the past man. like keep it good really i don't know. okay let's get this relationships done. listen listen no you can easily yeah if. you had a relationship because it's the. same relationships and friendships same. thing. would you would you wanna would you. wanna. live in a present moment of a bad.
relationship or at least keep the good. relationship in the past where you where. you did like it or you did have fun and. those are the good memories it's not. spoiled by the current situation. obviously i would have that exactly it's. the same thing i think really no i'm. just thinking like oh they still like. each other so why not why not make one. video for the video no they can do that. but you don't wanna let's say let's say. there's certain there's definitely. reasons yeah there's definitely reasons. whether or not be like um. serious but like. you don't want those reasons to.
be a downfall. of your memories already and [ __ ] up the. current situation facts facts. yeah you just leave it in the past. that's why the past is the past yeah. cause. you wanna always live present fam yeah. like literally live like. when when i'm living this this moment. right now like i don't know how you. think like when i think about present. moment literally sitting on a chair on. the table you in front of me yeah like. i'm not even thinking about whatever. yeah i'm really so present like i see. you right here like that's it yeah.
sometimes i'll think i'll think like. future like oh oh i have to do after. this type [ __ ] no no no even like oh. what what if the i'm thinking of people. watching this video oh really like the. future ah yo i don't even do that i i. think about like who's watching like. what i want to say to them i don't think. about how are they going to react to. this yeah. hey man that's that's how we both think. so yeah it's good that we're different. okay i will end it there thank you. everyone for watching this episode of. the jumpers jump podcast be sure to. comment like subscribe all that good. stuff make sure to listen to apple. spotify all that make sure to give us a.
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