ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS, DARK TV SHOW THEORIES, & MYTHICAL CREATURES - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 2

bad [ __ ] is the only thing. that i like imagine if you said asian. sweetie. let's go yo what is true though you. actually do look like. a compliment though yeah it is it is a. compliment because there's way more. work he's not a beat he's not a beat guy. would you call me before. oh the guy from goofy movie i was like. that is not me bro. bam you sway lee and the guy from the. goofy movie. um max's best friend in a goofy movie. that's me all you three okay any villain.

from any movie. okay the tokyo drift thank you drift. tokyo. anything like that bruh you're just mad. evil it's the eyebrows. it's the eyebrows yeah i have like the. shamrock bro yeah but your eyebrows no. annoying. pause you're not you have nice eyebrows. oh thank you yeah. like that thank you now because i don't. have number. this [ __ ] still hasn't grown you know. how to is there something for that you. can um. i don't don't fill it in but i'm not. going to fill it in. you can shave why don't you shape though.

no cap i remember i was at uh sephora. with my shorty and then i was like yo. can you feel my. oh would you say can you fill my things. in and i was like damn. this is kind of sick oh she did it yeah. but. it would definitely look good it kind of. looked it kind of looked too fake you. know. all weird yeah i remember remembering. you're in the driving school. and then oh and then shorty asked me. like do you fill in your eyebrows. i know you were gas i'm like i know. you're a guy not that i was gas i was. looking dissed i'm like. why yo i wonder what that show is doing.

now. you ever think about that. no like i wonder what she's doing like. right now like where's. that shorty yeah remember because i. remember we came in and we're like. yo this this this thing's boring bro. like i'm not trying to learn about. things. shorty comes in like whoa oh yeah yeah. and then we're like yo. so we're literally sitting down first. day shorty walks in she looks. so fine facts and then all of a sudden. the next day she comes in. not the same girl yeah like i don't know.

what it was it wasn't her makeup or. anything it wasn't it was like something. i guess she was. i don't know bro but we're like we're. like. uh that's not the same girl boring again. goddamn it was boring. you know what i think it was it's. because we were in that class for so. long. like it was such a boring class and. there's nothing excitement except for. her walking in here yeah because she. walked in late yeah all the time. yeah and they're like oh [ __ ] that that. serotonin came in. for like five seconds but but then after. that like we came in. uh yeah it's not it's not as nice we.

thought. i still remember that picture i was. looking at that picture yesterday that. we took. uh at the driver's place thing oh yeah. it was yo that's crazy. that's crazy that we both went i know. yeah like we always it's. it always happens like that it's always. a dual thing you know facts. it's jokes like you if you see carlos. somewhere you'll see me there too. loki yeah if you see me somewhere you'll. see carlos that's just how it rolls. nemo better duo man you can't bruh who. who's the youtube duo right now. that youtube deal i don't even watch.

where the richie. bro this guy put me on this color no cow. yes facts. you saw always back then he when i was. developing my style. what was it olive yeah no cap. like this guy this guy loki put us on. like the beginner yeah like. like the basics if you needed to fall. back on that you could. and then and then on the cardi [ __ ] yeah. you surpassed them.

there was not on the same [ __ ] that i. was on i just surpassed them i thought. they were on the same shoe that was on. no no. we can never downplay richie like that's. that's the og goat bruh yeah he is he is. yeah funk bros. oh gee oh man i missed the phone bros. bro. i still watch like when i do you when. you get hungry do you watch mukbangs. or am i the only one sometimes sometimes. okay i watch. i watch the timothy de la ghetto one oh. yeah those ones are fire. bro i've seen see this is my weird. youtube channel but you know. how mad where men's like gets something. and just dip it and bear like sauce.

oh like the lobster and the butter yeah. like so good that looks. so good that's okay now we have to go to. like something like that. like a boiling crab oh yeah i haven't. been yeah you ever been yeah i've been. yeah like the spicy yeah just that. experience. i missed out i haven't i haven't done. that yet loki that i would take. a shorty there for the first date really. like it's messy though. no exactly oh that's why are you like. one of those ones where it's like. i'm gonna take you on this nice little. dinner date not that but i i take shorty. on something that's like fun but where.

did you take thing. uh first we went to the because it was. corona so there's nothing to do but we. went to the beach are the bees oh that's. it so like there's activities you know. yeah make sure you can do. my first ever like date date mm-hmm like. because our dates were usually just. considered at my house. yeah but my like first ever date was. like wing stop. oh really yeah it was sick because we. ordered like bear spicy wings. and then we're like okay let's see how. much we can go oh that's fire that's why. yeah. that's that's the problem we covered the. bill surely i.

she took care of you still she took care. of she's a real okay. [Music]. we was making a hundred twenty dollars. off taekwondo instructed your movie. i was so hyped for that check yeah i was. like 100 let's go. i went straight to grill i was like what. can i buy for eighty dollars so i can. have forty dollars left for the month. you feel me yeah. yo what are you saying for christmas.

though christmas you getting anyone. gifts. fam is is christmas like because it's. it's ronald season right now yeah bro. are we expected to give like lavish ass. gifts or is it because it's ronin season. because everyone's pocket i feel like i. feel like it's because. it's wrong this season like that's not. it's not i think it's not a big it. shouldn't be that bad because you're not. seeing anyone anyways. well you're not gonna see anyone you you. can but like like if i didn't get you a. christmas gift you can be cheesed. you don't give me anything i gave you. this whole poster for your birthday fam. i wrote on the back of it that was i no. hold on.

okay yeah i wrote prophecy he did stuff. shout. can't even get me nothing that's crazy. bro i don't i never know what to get you. still now carlos almost wanted to get me. a knife. that's what i get everybody bro i don't. even want that bro that's why i get. everybody for for their birthday or. christmas. i don't need a knife bruh but it's. different because like i always get it. for the shorties oh yeah. so the shorty's like they kind of like. that type of stuff you know. no one's going to buy my knife yeah what.

the [ __ ] no no. you're buying a shorty a knife i would. that's crazy why. not like no normal [ __ ] like pandora no. i mean like. as a it's like a gift that you wouldn't. expect you know but it's like hello. thoughtful at the same time yeah yeah. i mean that's true i remember the the. what's like the largest amount of money. you spent on a gift for someone because. i'm kind of disappointed that like. because uh i didn't even spend this. money on my mom yet. you feel me where did i spend on my. girlfriend yeah it was my it was my full. 120 dollars.

on this like i was scrambling would you. get it this little last dress. oh my god i went i went to i don't know. because it was a last-minute thing. i was like i have to get something real. quick i saw it i was like yo she would. look fire in this. even though i don't know where she would. wear it i was like it's expensive i'm. gonna just yeah yeah you feel me i got. it. did it even like she returned it and got. something that she wanted. oh what no no no i it's understandable. because i knew she wasn't gonna win oh. true i just needed something you know oh. okay okay. yeah that's my fault you for me yeah but. my full 120 dollars went for christmas.

that was for christmas. birthday oh yo honestly i don't remember. like. or receive you can say like what's the. best gift you received. that's hard i don't know i don't think i. can come up with one like that really. i don't think there's one gift that's. like wow that was my favorite because. everything i really loved i bought. myself. oh [ __ ] to be honest no it's because. because it's either like my parents. would usually give me like money. yeah and then i get like what i want oh. no yeah they do that to me yeah. i feel like parents like since i was.

young i got like toys. yeah ipad because they don't really know. no it's. not go by yourself yeah they don't. really know who you are yeah and they. don't want to like get us something that. we wouldn't yes. no it's smart you know well what's your. favorite like. best gift you've ever had yeah oh. definitely my ipod my first ipod oh. oh yeah i was awake because i wanted. like a. cell phone device let's go i shook the. box and everything before christmas i. was so hyped. and then i was screaming like a little. girl when i started opening it. i gotta find i swear i gotta find that.

video because i talk about it a lot is. it like that that pokemon video. like the blastoise she gets a vibe. you know. that was the best gifts i received i. remember when i was little. i used to always get a nerf gun everyone. used to buy me nerf guns yeah. there's this one christmas i remember so. vividly like yeah. everybody got me a nerf gun what yeah so. i had like a whole arsenal bro no i've. always wanted a nerf gun but like always.

yeah one person would be. nerf pistols next one is a nerf rifle. this one's another nerf brake i'm like. damn. [Music]. i remember my dad came came back from. work one day with a. bunch just a bunch of nerf guns yeah and. this was me at like 15. already so i'm already going out of the. page but my eight-year-old came out and. i was like. let's go yo what's the best like. santa gift you got santa gift okay what.

age did you stop leaving in santa though. oh i don't know i think it was like. great. it was loki grade four but i kept it. going to like grade six. yeah i think it was kind of the same. because i knew like i saw my mom. yeah with the ipad down on the thing you. feel me i was always skeptical still. i think i recognized her writing and. then my mom tries to play like no it's. not me. i think yes you because you gotta you. gotta still play the game. yeah yeah yeah just so that you can see. you can.

because like once you figure out the. secret that is [ __ ] like i'm not getting. you nothing. now you get socks yeah nah but now now i. raise socks like that's the thing i'm. more appreciative no. the weaker socks yes you sold out right. yeah. yo you wanna hear a theory about. christmas yeah how it began. okay okay okay bro so there's this. psychedelic mushroom. you can google this you can search this. up so there's this red mushroom you know. the mushroom emoji. the red the toad with the white dots.

right yeah yeah exactly exactly. tell me why we never see those like. around oh yeah i mean we never really. see those around yeah like we can't. really eat them. bro those are psychedelic mushrooms. oh yeah but they're like a really really. traditional one. yeah so back in the day these mushrooms. used to grow. under pine trees okay so imagine. a pine tree and underneath you have red. and white mushrooms underneath right. okay okay.

that's kind of so shamans i think this. was in like. is it like uh serbia or something like. that. like russian yeah like like the north so. they used to have the. the mushrooms the shamans used to take. them and then eat them. they used to use them as like uh what. you call spiritual awakenings and [ __ ]. yeah. okay like that and then you go on like a. psychedelic trip but here's the thing. so christmas has a weird attachment to. these mushrooms okay so. they used to take the mushrooms the red.

and white mushrooms yeah. pick it from the bottom so you can. imagine the tree right yeah and you see. the red underneath it. it's kind of like a tree and then gifts. underneath oh all right hold on hold on. it's not finished. now they used to take the mushrooms and. before they can use it for their. tradition. for the psychedelic trip yeah they put. it on. the trees to dry it so it's kind of like. ornaments. right all right so the shamans used to. wear red.

and white yeah red and white santa claus. all right listen listen listen listen i. think um. the reason the reason like we think of. santa claus going in the. in the chimney this is like you can. google this [ __ ] this is all like said. keep going keep going so they used to. climb up the chimney. because the doors would be filled with. snow like during a snowstorm or whatever. they couldn't get into the house. okay so they would climb through the. chimney to go down into the house. and then they would give like the. mushrooms to to the people. living there oh so it's like santa claus.

giving the gifts. oh there's psychedelic drugs yeah. there's psychedelic mushrooms oh that's. crazy it's crazy. like this is all this is all like if you. search up old. christmas cards yeah for some reason. there's christmas cards with that. mushroom. whoa where'd you learn about this where. did i read this i found this online bro. oh see but it's like search it up it's. it's facts like i'm not making it i'm. not pulling this [ __ ] out of my ass this. is bad. imagine you had one right now yeah no. but like.

if if you really back it that's if. that's the origin of christmas. we just really changed it over time. because this was. long time ago you know i mean yeah and. over time like yeah you're gonna. commercialize it you don't want it to be. attached to that. so low key like oh that's kind of crazy. maybe that is. the how christmas began oh it definitely. if all. that stuff matches up like that then we. just we just literally censored. everything because santa claus used to. wear red. and the shamans used to wear red like. that yeah it was that's crazy the. mushrooms are. red and white the christmas tree is.

green yeah. all the colors of christmas come on. because i never knew why. why the chimney why santa came down the. chimney when there was a door yeah. i never knew why like that reason came. about right so it makes sense right. because because if you can think about. in the north. they would have snow storms and [ __ ] and. then when you have a snowstorm like the. snow is going to cover your door. yeah so how do you how do you get in the. crib you're going to go through the. chimney. yeah climb through the chimney here's. your presents mushrooms. see now i never wow it's crazy right.

because i dead ass never knew why he. climbed down the chimney yeah. and why there were ornaments on a tree. yeah. yes no i'm not gonna look at christmas. mom. stop that's a psychedelic that's the. second. jug that you hanging on damn right yeah. i love looking into those like little. kind of theories. or like even just history in general. like those little things we don't really. realize that's how origin it. originated from like the teletubbies do. you know the thing that creepy. like the really weird truth about the.

teletubbies what what was like. there were their kids stuck inside these. these costumes or something. i don't know i forgot the real story but. there was these kids stuck in jail or. something oh. it's really creepy i have to do more. research is that is that like the. the spongebob theory what's the. spongebob theory you don't know the. spongebob no no okay now you're about to. ruin spongebob for me okay so. the spongebob theory is you know that. the the shot of the beginning of the. spongebob intro. of the island yeah it's like the palm. tree and like an island. yeah yeah exactly that shot is a shot.

of a us like military. nuclear field that they used to test. atomic bombs on what yeah so. the theory is those all of those sea. creatures in the water. yeah yeah we're just radiated from the. nukes and then that's why they're alive. what oh man if you really think about it. it's kind of. if you look at spongebob like all of the. fish are talking and [ __ ].

like [ __ ] happens and that's really. weird yeah it's because they're all like. mutated oh my gosh and then even the. buildings too the buildings are like. messed up within like metal and stuff. like that. yeah you never heard that theory no i. haven't there's so many theories like. that no i love those ones too when. you're just like there's a youtube. recommended there's all those yeah yeah. yeah. i'm trying to think of stuff though but. that teletubby really [ __ ] me up. though. because it was about like i swear kids. like being tortured or something. yeah i gotta i gotta someone's gotta.

tell me about that or i'm gonna. just search it up later damn that's best. though bro no it is and there's scarier. ones that i that i'm just forgetting. right now. there's another one about the rugrats oh. i think i've heard about the rugrats one. dude do you know it you want to tell it. no not but like i. i've heard okay so the rugrats one is. kind of sad still. so the rugrats one is like um what's. your name. the the girl the main girl the older. girl with the orange hair yeah. she the theory is that she's just.

imagining. all of the kids there and none of them. are are alive. oh no that's candace oh that's the. phineas and ferb that's like. it's like the finishing third one too. yeah yeah but but it's also the same for. rugrats. really yeah like um i think some of the. kids are alive but some of them. like i think one of the twin the twins. like one of the kids. yeah they're uh miscarriages or. something what. yeah that's what i think there's one one. parent in. in rugrats that's like always depressed.

even though they still have a kid. yeah but the theory is that the reason. she's like so depressed and sad like. that. is because she actually had a. miscarriage oh so. what's her name is is like the main girl. with the with the orange or blonde hair. yeah she's just imagining all these kids. and yeah this is really just her. that's why when she she tries to like. tell the the parents about the kids like. none of them like listen. wow yeah see there's d bro it's the the. phineas and ferb. creeped me out too it's because like. they thought um phineas and fer passed. away. and that's why the mom can't see it yeah.

and candace is just like really sad that. they're away that. she there's he's she's still trying to. vision them there you know yeah. or something like that yeah she's just. she's just like imagining it all. yeah or she has like schizophrenia or. something. yeah yeah something like that i don't. know see like that thing like. people just make that [ __ ] up but it's. so perfect it's so perfect. yeah it'll make you believe like i don't. believe that the creators of phineas and. ferb. yeah yeah like that the kids passed away. and they can't see no wait but that. would be. so like they'll be so sick like if they.

planned all of that that's some jordan. peel. yeah that like flew over your head but. like once you really realize yeah. it's crazy oh also there's a theory. about spongebob. that all of the characters are based on. the seven deadly sins. wait are there seven characters. spongebob squidward patrick. okay listen listen it's all crabs mr. krabs. is the sin of greed oh no i've heard of. this one i think i've heard about this. one plankton. sin of sin of jealousy patrick is sloth.

okay yeah. um squidward i forgot all the sins but. squidward something else. and then um spongebob is lust why lost. because she likes sandy or something no. because he's like he's so lustful with. everything like he's so happy about. everything. i mean he always wants to do everything. you know like he always wants to be a. part of. the stuff yeah i forgot all of them but. like that's one of the theories it's. crazy. bro you know what though uh that messes. with your mind what's that effect. mandela. the mandela bro what's the. the curious george one and he did he.

doesn't actually have like a. oh yeah he does have a tail he doesn't. have the brown stuff on his tail. or something like that no no he doesn't. have a tail at all wait he doesn't have. he doesn't have a tail at all. or something like that oh yeah he. doesn't have a tail [ __ ] yeah. oh and the monopoly guy he doesn't have. a monaco and he doesn't know what he. does no he doesn't that's the mandela. effect he doesn't have one he does he. does bro. he doesn't have one chill out he doesn't. have a monocle bro. what he doesn't have one that's the. mandela effect.

okay okay listen listen there's another. one yeah all right pikachu pikachu. oh i've heard of this one too his tail. look okay before i show you before i. show it do you remember him having. okay well what do you think pikachu's. tail looks like it's like. it's yellow and then brown on the end no. or like black on the tip right yeah. black. yeah yeah yeah it never happened bro. crazy pikachu never had like the black. the black tip on his tail.

mandela effect that's crazy that was. [ __ ] up the most because i had. drawings have you you uh scribbled like. the black. yeah i drew the tail with the black tip. on the end yeah yeah. that's crazy why do you think that. happens though bro. it's it's a theory that um we're in. we're in different diameter like. we're on a set dimension or timeline. and then something happened that we. jumped onto a second one. and there's little differences between. oh yeah like. there's a theory that scientists played.

with dark matter you know what dark. matter is yeah. it like [ __ ] up with the dimension yeah. like you can't [ __ ] with it's like a. black hole yeah you can't [ __ ] with a. black hole because it's actually it's. literally like will change reality yeah. yeah yeah yeah. so the theory is we're honest a. different dimension and the subtle. differences. from that dimension is [ __ ] like like. this like [ __ ]. we didn't really notice but changed oh. but then the other the other reasoning. is like people just forgot. yeah but [ __ ] some of this stuff is too.

real like bernstein bears yeah the. bursting yeah. and i've seen kitkat or something i. don't know there's something about a kit. kat. oh the kitkat doesn't have the dash or. something like that yeah. what the heck bro have you have you. heard that one where it's like. if you're going on the highway or. something you're traveling time what. it's like if two cars are going at a. certain speed. that you're literally traveling time i. never heard that once though really. i've heard about this someone told me. about that i was like shut up the only. thing about the time travel one i. remember is.

you watch the movie um paul no you're. watching me paul. the alien oh wait no hold on no no i. think seth rogen was the voice of this. alien yeah so anyways they they were on. um. they're on this road yeah and then. there's like a sign that's like. you're one hour ahead one hour behind. and they were like jumping through i'm. time traveling bro. they're just jumping like a cross and. then back in time back in time. no that's kind of crazy yeah but that. the only movie that was the. the gopher or whatever the grasshopper.

day or something oh groundhog day yeah. yeah we talked about that in the in the. last. podcast did we no we didn't we did we. did because we were talking about. destiny and all that. oh yeah yo our podcasts usually go to. plays with the. we like playing [ __ ] with the mind yeah. like what else can you think about like. that's. this is crazy bro loki. living a groundhog situation would be. kind of cool what do you mean. like living the same day every like you. probably go crazy but. we're literally living that right now. though you know that [ __ ]. that that's kind of true yeah quarantine.

yeah you can't go crazy. every day bro okay no no actually no. there's limitations because in the movie. he could go out he could do whatever he. wanted yeah he could do everything okay. now nah i would do that still living. every like the same every day. because then you can predict every you. can make like hell of money you can. predict like the stock market. but then your day's over yeah and then. nothing nothing changes. exactly you're just going to go crazy. yeah if you had like an amazing day. and then [ __ ] the whole thing exactly.

and then you have. the worst day let's say like you meet a. shorty like you never would have thought. yeah and then like she's gone she. doesn't remember you. hacks that's like the man's on the. i saw a thing it was like oh he held the. door for me i'm never going to see him. again. it's one of those it's like you see a. shorty on the road but yeah bro do you. ever have those regrets about. like a shorty you've seen or sorry like. you used to talk to you and then you've. never seen them ever again. because you didn't like build a. relationship yeah obviously.

you have a story about that nah bro do. you remember my. oh yeah okay my bad but i'm looking for. that. but it's a sick story yeah all right so. the story goes. raptors parade we won we won the. championship yes sir. right everyone in toronto is downtown. yes sir nathan phillips square.

yeah drake goes on stage drake's like. i i don't i don't usually do this right. i do this. i do this speech during um really. special shows. yeah and at times like this i think it's. important he's like. i want you to go to someone you don't. know yeah like a complete stranger. and then give them a big hug and say. like we made it right. so when we were at when we were at. uh nathan phillips square yeah when we. were there.

we were waiting like six hours yeah. facts maybe more. maybe like eight hours just so we can. see the thing because. the lineups are crazy right and they. didn't they didn't start the ceremony. until way later because the buses were. driving through the city yeah yeah. so i was just like kicking it and i was. like talking to whoever's around me yeah. if there's a video of me like the man's. claudia yeah because i was literally. talking to everyone so bored right yeah. yeah. so anyways i was talking to the shorty. like it was chill whatever we caught a. vibe. yeah right but when drake said that.

thing. like we both looked at each other and. then it was like yeah yeah it was kind. of like a specimen. it was like it was like one of those. like movie moments like [ __ ] drake. literally. called us out and he's like you guys hug. blah blah yeah. like i want everyone to do it and then. like we both looked at each other and. did it you didn't get her snapchat. nothing. okay here's here's the crazy part here's. the crazy part. remember there was a shooting oh yeah so. there was a shooting. and that was right after drake's drake's.

speech yeah yeah so after the hug it was. like. yeah no not even like after that. everyone everyone was like going through. their head like oh we got to get out of. got to get out of here. yeah even meet you all the boys too. we're like nah we can't chill here like. we gotta cut. yeah because everyone was panicking yeah. right bro. we we looked at like one of the one of. the tall buildings we could see. a military scoping. dead ass like we can see the military. like like on the radio.

oh like we think we find the shooter. blah blah that's scary bro yeah. so all of this happened i wasn't. thinking about shorty. yeah obviously like i'm thinking about. my life bro if you're thinking about the. shorty at that point. yeah you're you're kind of [ __ ] up in. the mind yeah i got your priorities. bro like [ __ ] was was like real. life danger yeah yeah so bro we cut and. then as we cut. sharon even asked me he's like yo did. you get that girl's number. yeah i'm like [ __ ] oh wait.

i'm like you go back in the crowd. and then i'm never gonna see that girl. ever again it's crazy i remember i. remember that that. the time we won because we i wasn't at. the i wasn't at the parade. yeah because i caught the flu i'm so. cheesed because of that but i didn't. want to go to the parade. yeah but then um the time we won game. six i think. uh i remember uh the barricade after. like this the final buzzer came off yeah. barricade. uh fell over yeah the security caught. onto a guy. but everyone just flooded it was so.

crazy i remember running to you. and it was like a one of those slower. that was a good time bro good memories. i've never had one of those moments like. that where i regret no. i'm try i'm probably forgetting but i. think that was the most memorable for me. just because it was such a movie moment. imagine imagine like i tell my kids like. yo you know how i met your mother. yeah drake told us to say hi to each.

other that's crazy. imagine like you tell you tell everybody. like oh drake drake through the lobby. yeah that's a crazy story this is a. crazy story no no um. king vaughn yeah looking boy but yeah my. story is just like oh i've seen. i like a thrift store or something and. then we were going for the same thing. oh it was like nah i was like nah you. can have it but in my head i'm like. what you know about. like we were both like.

yeah yeah but that's that's mostly it. that was my movie moment. yeah bro life's crazy like that man you. never know like. that's true what if that was your. destiny you just chose to go on a. different path. i'm telling you this it all works out. bro like imagine imagine the shooting. never happened. yeah well imagine imagine the shooting. was meant to happen though. see it's like yeah god doesn't want you. yeah imagine like i wasn't i wasn't. meant to be. i definitely wasn't because [ __ ] i'm not. with her right now yeah i know like. [ __ ] like that bro you never know what.

life has so many secrets. and so many different paths one little. thing could it change your whole life. yeah i know for the for the best too for. the best yeah it's always for the best. yeah i feel like you can go through some. rough patches but you know. yeah we move we move that that moment. really taught me. like really make the most out of. everything. because you never know like [ __ ]. well i'm never gonna see that person. ever again yeah like i used to have that. in high school too like.

like i wouldn't shoot my shot with a. girl yeah yeah i mean things like that. but really i forced myself like i need. to do. like what i need to do i'm going to miss. out and i don't want to regret anything. in my life no that's facts let me see no. i'm always i'm still on that like um. let's i'll hesi yeah if i remember. bro no regrets no regret okay this is. how i knew his fate this is. okay so me uh remember that summer yeah. when um i was about to uh ask shorty on. a date yeah. it was it was a it was a day fam that's.

it when i look back. bruh it's just a date like you just go. ask her but. me and sharon usually go to brandon's. house and we usually. we don't invite carlos because oh yeah i. remember this because you live. you live on yeah we're not trying to go. back and forth right yeah. so the two times that we we brought. carlos. he made us he literally made us pm dm. the shorties we like. dead ass bro i made sure you guys did it. yeah. i was like if and it was a crazy thing. too because sharon never says.

yo you want to scoop carlos because we. were already in scarborough. yeah we went back for you yeah why did. we come back for you nah you know why. it was it was a weird day it was one of. those days where i was kind of lonely. i was like working on weeklo studios i. was kind of lonely that day so i called. up training like yo what are you guys. saying today yeah. it just so happened just what happened. that was the day and that really taught. me like. okay nothing can go bad even with with. uh brody. nothing went bad yeah nothing really. went bad bro. yeah bro like it's all destiny fam.

yeah but really you need those people. i'm not saying like. no no i mean but those people that push. you to do it better. you do you have to sometimes you listen. to them because if you hang around with. all. the same people as you yeah you're gonna. grow you know yeah it's it's really hard. to grow when all the. all the people here around yeah have the. same mentality of like i just want to be. like. that's facts but if you really want a. girl you got to take that for yourself. you got to like make that joke jump and. jump fast. it always comes back to that yeah and.

it's funny because at the raptors parade. i remember you telling like. you said some some wack stuff in the. group chat you're like oh. if i if i don't become friends with you. or something like that or. i'm trying to make new friends you feel. no i should i said i'm always trying to. meet new people i'm always trying to. expand my friend. yeah exactly and at that time i was like. i didn't get it. yeah you didn't get it at the time you. were kind of you manager were kind of. roasting yeah cause because i was like. damn okay like we were there from day. one okay. but it's not it's not like i was gonna. leave look at it right now like sure i.

have more friends but like i'm still. hanging with the day ones. feel me like that that's not i'm not. gonna switch up on nobody yeah. i mean that's like for everything like. even like go back to taekwondo my dad. put me in. the higher higher belt tournaments yeah. so i learned more so you learn better. exactly exactly so just in life just. don't be in cut your comfort zone all. the time yeah step out your comfort zone. man. people don't know bruh like that like. that just going on a date. i've never been on a like a true date. like that yeah yeah and i was like it.

was. weird but like damn bro i'm glad i. pushed you all though no. i'm glad i'm glad i got that that was a. real one like that [ __ ] makes me so. happy man yeah like. when i push push someone to do something. like for the better. even sharon bro yeah this guy was i'm. not gonna flame him for this but like. yeah he wasn't gonna using the messenger. yeah i made him. comfort zone yeah and you always happen. to yeah carlos always has. every every everything you could say. he'll have a counter for it i will come. back. okay so a man says oh no i'm in my.

comfort zone right now i'm trying to. make money. i'm trying to get my bag i'm trying to. get my bag. like let's get this out the way then you. can go i said i literally said like. all right bro if you're about your bag. let's get this out of the way. then you can be about your bag yeah. literally there's no excuse no there's. none. and he was stopped he's like ah yeah. he's like take my phone you're right. yeah oh yeah bro that's my favorite man. just pushing people do better. shout out you man even even with this. stuff i was like cause usually it. bro if you asked me for like a thousand.

dollars back then. um with this like stupid podcast idea. wait you think i'm gonna give it to you. yeah no but then you i was like. all right this time i was like how much. money you need you believe right like i. was like how much money do you need i'll. send it to you right now yeah you follow. me. see you really you just gotta take those. leaps man gotta take those jumps. i know see it's perf this is actually. that that title jumper jump yeah it's. perfect and that was one of the first. ones we were requested. yeah what we're going to name this we're. going to like roll with the winners. run with the winners wrong with the.

winners uh what else. y2k podcast cyber white okay. but yeah jumpers jump was like the first. one i was like yo let's call it that and. i kind of didn't get it because i was. like that's our inside joke. but there's like no but it makes sense. right it all makes sense and the. original meaning is not the same.

that's so funny we got to save that that. story for another episode though yeah. yeah. we can't tell the original though. that's actually so jokes because it like. it means. like you would never expect that meaning. yeah you would never expect that meaning. but this means better. yeah it makes more sense so we'll just. go with it you know. oh yeah when did we come up with i think. that was first year university. right first year university yeah first. year university you came up with jumpers. wrong. oh i said jumpers jump like first year. yo we should just tell the story bro.

[ __ ]. no i don't want to say that's not in. your room no okay no no. it's a good one but i think it was like. grade eight i mean no no grade 12 uni. oh yeah yeah cause you started jumping. yeah. they won't get the [ __ ] they would not. [Music]. everybody has their catchphrases though. like that's just my my catchphrase yeah. from the job. what what what do i always say you. always say like. word okay that's like everyone though.

everyone says word. i don't know you don't have like a sec. you know who has a set catchphrase ryan. rancudo who oh it is it is this guy has. so many catchphrases bro. shout out ryan man he has bear wisdom. all right we gotta have him on the. podcast one time. because he goes through a lot bruh. because he has bare experiences that he. can just. tell you and stuff like that yeah bro yo. i can't wait till we get like local. creators and you can hop on the podcast. so though. oh my god it'd be so fun we have a list. bro we have a yeah we have a list. we're about to go yo like any local. creators that want to like link up with.

us. hop on the podcast like message us like. we're gonna have a guest come in soon. we're gonna cop another mic and then i'm. guessing here exactly just chill. talk for a bit yeah bro it's a vibe no. it is what else what else [ __ ] with the. mind i'm trying to think. um yo do you believe in bigfoot. no you know nah because because. no i don't bro but bigfoot technically. was real though. like there was a huge ape that used to. live in in.

north america really yeah i didn't know. that it's it's like um. those big like look at a gorilla oh but. okay okay. it's not bigfoot bigfoot as in like that. she can talk yeah but like. it's an animal i mean it's an animal. that can. like walk around and eat yeah and it's. like mutant kind of thing. yeah yo do you see the like the mutant. things in the philippines there was like. a bat. oh the in the aswang yeah bro there's. like a bat hanging from a tree oh yeah.

i was like no way this is real because. it opened and it was like the size of. like a truck. it's literally what it was like it was. five foot five feet tall oh yes bro. that's a full that's a person yeah a bad. like that tall yeah it's crazy oh you. ever heard of um. the mothman no what's the mothman so. there's an. it's kind of like this guy all has all. the weird stuff. that's like the [ __ ] i get into on. youtube too you know do you know about. the legend of the palm tree.

so the moss man yeah so this mothman. used to show up. before natural disasters okay i forgot. what bridge it was there's like a bridge. that broke down. and there's a picture of the mothman. before it broke down. yeah and there's another one like a. building like burned to the ground. yeah the mothman was there too like they. caught a picture of it. yeah yeah and then it's like a it's like. a theory like what if there's. there's like a in a bad energy. like thing that causes yeah that causes.

that [ __ ]. yeah i don't know it's all like folklore. and [ __ ] really. um who knows yeah yo this is a crazy. story. my my lola used to tell me about this so. her sister. she used to she still believed in the. this was in the philippines yeah. she still she used to believe like she. would go and play with these dwarves. like little philippines yeah in the. philippines i could locally see that. though that. that's like something crazy that you can. just see in the philippines yeah. and they used to like play with her and.

then like take her on adventures and so. so my lola said she would disappear yeah. for like. four hours yeah yeah and then she'd come. back and be like. oh i was playing with the the little. people the hair. the dwarves and then the white doors. yeah and then they're like what. what do you mean but she did she dead. ass like disappeared like they couldn't. find her. well and she came back and told that. story like oh i would play with the. doors. yeah damn what the hell bro do you think. there's some [ __ ] that kids can see that. we can't. kids can see that we can't yeah remember.

um in in in the peter pan movie hook. where they're eating like on a table and. there's no food on the plates. like use your imagination yeah yeah and. then they were like eating yeah. loki do you think there's some things. like kids can see. that are revealed to them but adults. won't okay i don't think kind of like. kind of like the elves though. i think that's only in movies bro you. think that's an only movie no way. because if a kid went up to me and he's. like he's like. yo uh watch out you might hit the dog.

beside you. and i don't see a dog i'm literally. swinging on that kid. like no way you're telling me there's a. dog here now the bro thing. okay imagine imagining you're like. imagine you are one of those elves. okay i would only want to reveal myself. to the kids that won't harm me. oh yeah for me so they did this non. snitches. yeah no no no smoke like i don't i don't. wanna i don't want you. stepping on me that are too intelligent. to know like oh that's a dwarf yeah. it could probably bring us powers i'll. tell everyone you feel me.

yeah exactly yeah so maybe they only. reveal themselves to like. little kids yo that would be crazy but. me as a kid i don't remember seeing no. crazy stuff like that. yeah me either okay well maybe it's only. in the like the philippines yeah. there's bear [ __ ] in mexico too i know. mexicans have there's a lot of stuff. that happens like crazy folklore like. that. yeah oh in the desert of mexico i think. they found a skeleton of a dwarf. like a like when i say dwarf i mean like. literally an elf. like super small yeah the size of like.

two of my hands are like shorter. golly they search it up they found a. skeleton of. of a creature kind of like a human but. it's super small like that. yeah crazy what the heck and this is. real [ __ ]. like it's not it's not like okay imagine. a dwarf came up to you and what was the. first thing you're doing. bro i'd be like mind blown big yo what. are you. yeah would you tell everyone i don't. know. you probably would i would take a. picture i tried to take a picture but. like when you take a picture they get. cheese yeah see they can't see.

and then they start scrapping you yeah. but yeah what would you do like. if you saw him i'll be like yo tell me. about like dude can i tell. stuff i would just be like okay like. yo this is kind of crazy especially if. they're friendly right you don't want to. you know do them dirty you don't want to. like cause no harm. did you know the origin story of like a. leprechaun i've never. a leprechaun yeah like what's that. what's the backstory of a leprechaun i. don't know i don't know about i've never. gone. yeah i'll google that yeah i'll come.

back. next episode because why do they show up. why do they have a pot of gold. i don't know that's a good question at. the end of a rainbow you know me that's. a good question i'm gonna look into that. yeah i love these like little like. theory things. like that's what i'm trying to think. like what else is there mm-hmm but yeah. that just kind of made me just go want. to go back to the philippines. yeah there's so many different things. like that like people see stuff that we. wouldn't. like it sounds outrageous oh here's. something that um that uh. i i remember so before um.

someone told me this before you uh. take a piss in the woods yeah or. anything you have to say. like a prayer or something really why. because this is someone's [ __ ] i don't. remember the story i'm trying to think. because this is like someone's land or. something damn where and then. or if you cuz if you don't then bad. stuff will happen to you. really and i've heard the story of. something actually bad happening to. someone. damn yeah oh you want to hear a crazy.

story about my mom. so my mom this was when she was a kid. she was playing. this was in the philippines she was. playing in the graveyard they're playing. hide and seek or tag or something like. that. right and when she came home she was so. sick. like no one knew why she was so sick. yeah and then my lola she knew right. away. like oh we have to bring her to the the. elder holy smokes cause um. cause she she was either like something. was cast on her yeah i mean because they.

were playing in the graveyard. so they brought her to the elder and. they did all these prayers and all these. like. rituals and stuff yeah and my mom was. better the fact that your grandma knew. exactly yeah she knew like oh you guys. are do. you're doing that yeah nah we gotta go. yeah. no hospital yeah no hospital yeah yo you. know why you put um. does your house do this too but you have. pennies on like windows oh i don't i. don't know yo why do you pay oh. i why why why do we put that there i. don't know. because i i i've been into houses yeah. and there's also pennies.

beside the like is it like a filipino. thing i think so because i. i've seen it on all filipino houses. there's always a penny if you guys. just comment down if you're filipino and. why do you have a pennies in your. windows yeah i don't know. at new year's at new year's do you do. like uh rituals oh. i always put money in my pockets yes. that's my big that's my big ritual and i. always jump the highest i can stay. safe yeah because before i was really. small right. and and every new year's my dad's like. jump as high as you can. yeah literally i jumped like so high i i.

was i was gassed i was like. yeah and then um also my mom turns on. all the lights. in the house i don't know what that. means but it's like i don't know. oh you're supposed to do that yeah i. guess and then she's she's always. walking around. with money and she's she's like oh wait. can you tell me i used to. i used to get all the cash i can get and. put in my exact that's what they do. because it's like good fortune or. something yeah cause you're gonna have. you're gonna bring more fortune in the. future. or like in the next year yeah and it. always works bro. honestly it always works i mean back to.

manifestation yes. but nah the new year's in canada's are. not as led as the new year's in. philippines bro. oh they go crazy they're hungry they go. crazy keeps everything everyone's. they're shooting [ __ ]. because they can do that out there bro. bro imagine bro i sometimes i just want. to go. like i wish i grew up in the philippines. because there's so much to do bro. yeah my dad was telling me like the. childhood in the philippines is. unbeatable to compare what you get here. yeah i'm telling you like. my dad did it all like he drank when he.

was like thing. he did all these crazy things when he. was so small yeah. my dad had a pet monkey bro yeah. my dad used to go like hiking to. ancient world war two like japanese. hills yeah. where like they had a battle and stuff. they would go hiking up there and it was. supposed to be like haunted yeah. bro my dad when he had to walk he had he. had some crazy story where every day he. had to walk. through a uh a patch like one of those. high grass patches every day at like.

midnight or something damn well imagine. doing that now. hell no it's crazy with the clowns out. back to the clouds they died but yeah. bruh yeah philippines must have been a. fun childhood. facts we missed out on that but at the. same time. like it's not like i don't regret. nothing i love my childhood yeah. i'm glad i grew up like this yeah and we. have so many opportunities like we have. growing up here that our parents didn't. know that bro my dad came here. but that came with like i remember he. showed me his bank account or something.

and it was like five dollars damn you. came over five you flipped that. that's crazy sir we like those that's. the fob mentality bro no it is. no yo people it's not even like. like every like filipino has that type. of story yeah. like they grind like they come here to. grind they come here to grind you don't. play no games yeah. i know so whenever i feel unmotivated. just gotta remember that's why i have my. dad and my mom on my phone case. because i'm like whenever i'm thinking. oh i don't want to do this.

no look what they did bro yeah dang that. just keeps me motivated. shout out to the ogs facts we're only. here because of them. nah no kizzy yeah bro like you gotta. really gotta take we're talking some. some deep [ __ ] no that's why i was like. i like these pauses because we're like. we need to break it down yeah slow it. down i just dissed you. yeah but yeah christmas coming up. what's like the biggest lesson do you. learn this year biggest lessons i. learned this year. that's a good one to end it off holy.

okay this is this is going to be crazy. for you because you probably wouldn't. think this would be my biggest lesson. yeah. just always trust my gut you always do. that though i know because that's what. i'm saying. it's crazy you think i don't do that oh. okay yeah because you you think i. already do that right. yeah bro saying you were hesitant this. whole time trust me there's a lot of. times. i didn't trust my gut and then i ended. up. doing it like later on yeah but if i. trust my gut like earlier on. it would have been so much better or.

like even if i did those steps. before yeah then it would have turned. out like way more. way better yeah for me that's true so i. think that's the biggest lesson i. learned this year is trust my goal. now that that goes with me too just go. just trust yourself. yeah literally just go you have yeah you. like. just do it that's literally all it is. and stay humble while you do it. yeah because no one can tell you. otherwise like you have to tell yourself. exactly. feel me if you don't have that mentality. then no one's gonna believe in you like.

you believe in you not exactly. and you can't get it twisted like other. people believe in you more than yourself. you can't you can't get it twisted like. that you have to believe in yourself no. that's facts. i think it's the same thing with. relationships too what do you mean by. that like some people they're not ready. to be in a relationship. yeah because let's say they're they're. not emotionally there or they're not. ready. they don't love themselves enough oh. yeah to love another. for sure you feel me like you you have. experience with that yeah yeah like. before i don't know i was still i was.

still growing i was still changing i. i was still trying to find myself you. know and still trying to find yourself. by. being while being in a relationship yeah. it's hard because one day you're this. yeah and one day you're like this you're. something else. like bro if i was still in that. relationship i almost turned into. an indie boy i was i was going to turn. into indie boy listen to claro and stuff. yeah you guys i thought that was cool. but in my mind i'm like this is not me. bro. yeah yeah like how long have you been. and that that breakup really just taught. me where like.

okay now now that you have time yourself. it's you versus the world now. that's fast it's not it's like she has. her own life. be don't be mad at whatever she does. yeah you're focused on yourself now yeah. you got to love yourself before you can. love someone else. yeah exactly because you got to really. know you you have to know you yeah you. know i feel like right now. i'm like i would say 90 i know myself. yeah. and that's pretty good because i'm still. young i'm still learning though i'm. always like i'm always learning. yeah i'm always learning about myself. but before i was so like i didn't know.

what the hell they're like. you know if someone said this i would. okay. i like that too yeah you know because. that's the that's the kind of like the. childish mentality too yeah see because. everyone was in that you know we're all. like. oh i want to be like you want to be like. i want to be friends with you so let's. let's all like do the same thing. yeah but no you gotta you gotta choose. what you really like you know. that that's that's really important now. that's facts so yeah just. go find yourself and because uh. there was a one quote that my friend. said is like don't waste your tr. uh don't waste your time trying to find.

us find yourself. yeah that's the heart of course shout. out to job bro. yeah yeah that is a good call yeah i. love how we always end off with these. yeah i know.