ALL OF US ARE DEAD THEORIES, THE TINDER SWINDLER, & MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.66

So there there was this murder like a. serial killer. Okay. And they posted it. on TikTok and there was this like lady. dancing with like raggedy raggedy. clothes and stained blood on the floor. Okay. And it looked like a a dirty ass. mop in the background and it looked like. under under the concrete. Yeah. was something buried. Like it's.

it's it's fresh concrete they covered it. over. a bump. Yeah. It's like like she was. trying to cover something there. And it. was on TikTok it was on TikTok for like. 2 weeks bro. Really? And they took it. down? They took it down. Well um what. happened was it went viral and then. people started to make You know that one. you know that one with the the the guy. talking to the girl in super close and. then they had like a SWAT team cameo? Or. like they do edit it and then there's. like a SWAT team there's LIKE A NEWS. ANNOUNCER. THOSE ARE THE FUNNIEST ONES. OKAY. SO SO. THEY DID the same thing they meme'd it.

like that. They meme'd it like that. But. they meme'd it it went viral and I'm. pretty sure that [ __ ] was real so they. had they had to like do a whole case and. investigation on it. So so TikTok un-. unsolved the mystery. Maybe. Maybe. how a meme can can do that [ __ ]. That yo anything a meme is a meme might. be the most powerful thing in social. media. Yeah. It transcends time bro. A lot. You know the big meme of the. cowboy kid singing in Walmart? Oh yeah. Yeah. blew up but now he's working in like. Subway. Oh really? had like his 5 minutes of fame. He could.

have he could have capitalized on that. though. I think I think no matter what. if if you blow up off a meme you can. easily make it to the top. Like that's. your chance to make it to the top. 100%. just take it if you just take it. Look. at look at cash me outside girl bro. Made a living off that. I would have never thought she'd still. be relevant right now. Yeah. Big big finessers. Yeah but how do you how do you okay. let's say you blew up off like a meme. and [ __ ]. Okay okay. How do you finesse it into a. way and it makes it your career? My career? Would you have to run with the same. content? Yeah for sure. Um Who's that boonk gang?

Boonk gang yeah. Boonk gang was a big. one. He he ran with it but then at the. same time he he built kind of his brand. to where he had to transition to a good. person now. Oh yeah. it was hard for him cuz he was he was. getting backlash on all the [ __ ] that he. did right? Mhm. But then he was like oh I'm going. to follow the Lord's name now I'm going. to do all the Bible [ __ ] and now and now. he's kind of considered a good guy. Yeah he is he is. And I think it's it's. dope when you see that kind of story. unfold. And I think that's why that's. why it's such a special story now. because it shows like the good side of.

social media. Cuz it goes through like the. Take in I think stuff like that's going. to go down in history. If you really if. you really bag it cuz social media never. existed in the past. Yeah. We haven't seen it. So do you. think people like let's say boonk gang. or like cash me outside all of these. social media influencers will go down in. history like solidified in history? We should have a YouTube like history. book. Yeah honestly honestly I think that'll. be a thing. Yes because remember at the end of every. year YouTube does like a YouTube rewind? Yeah. That [ __ ] is so crazy to me cuz.

I'm like damn that really happened this. year even though that that was like in. January and it's December. I'm like. that's pretty fresh. Do you think they're ever going to make. statues and [ __ ] of like PewDiePie? NO. OH PEWDIEPIE MAYBE. They might bro. Yeah. okay. They might if PewDiePie dies they. might make a statue of him you know. Okay who who's your um what's the mount. mountain with the four faces on it? Mount Rushmore? Mount Rushmore who's. your YouTuber Mount Rushmore? That's a. that's a good question that's a good. question. I'mma put I'mma put NigaHiga Ryan Higa. for sure. Okay. I'mma put [ __ ] I want.

to put PewDiePie just cuz he's the goat. Not necessarily like a OG though. Yeah okay let's see. Well he is a OG in. a sense. Yeah. I mean I think PewDiePie. has to be on the Mount Rushmore. Yeah yeah he's he's a goat he's a goat. Yeah okay. Who else though who else? I was going to say MrBeast but MrBeast. is still up and coming. though. MrBeast is new. Come on bro. But I guess would you say. we're still in the the early stages of. YouTube though? Yeah we're I think we're. past that. the the gold era now. Or not gold era. like silver age not bronze age. Yeah but I feel like it could be revived.

easily if if just someone just comes out. with new content just keep pulling out. new content people will move. Actually. no never mind cuz. know. I think I think this generation. like shorter content. Cuz the attention span's not there. Yeah. attention span's not there. So so the. the YouTube videos that do really good. are the viral ones but it's like 10 10. minutes. Yeah the fact the fact that we don't see. skit comedy on YouTube anymore. Yeah. is a sign. We don't even see skit comedy on on. TikTok no TikTok anymore. Oh. Vine used to be the biggest remember. King Bach with his like oh like the the.

dark humor jokes? Yo that's so true. god that was the funniest like era. But. now it's like you say something bad and. it's like boom canceled. Yo you know. what you know what skit comedy. transitioned to now? Just just those. pictures with music in the back and then. just like a caption. Oh and the. Yeah THAT'S ALL IT IS NOW. Like like a. sound and then just like a caption and. then them just like doing the dancing or. whatever. I know exactly what you're talking. about. No okay but but back to Mount. Rushmore who who's who's your last two? Okay. So PewDiePie PewDiePie. Um who did.

I say again? Ryan Higa. Um. maybe Shane Dawson honestly. Really? Maybe Shane Dawson but I know he's like. canceled though. Yeah. Maybe. Okay maybe. we can't say him then. I want to put I want to put like. um It can be personal it can be personal. too. Damn I want to put Smosh but but is. it really? goated. Smosh ah [ __ ] Cuz they're not. as relevant no more. That's the only. problem. That's the that's the only. problem putting these. Yeah cuz it's like all the new like Okay. okay okay. If if we're if we're doing.

the Mount Rushmore for that time and. we're saying that's like OG YouTube. I'mma put NigaHiga Yeah. um Ray William. Johnson. Who's that? Ray William Johnson? Who's that? Bro okay I'mma show you the. picture. What? I don't remember what he No Ray. William Ray William Johnson. No who. what? What did he do? You going to know. who he is I think. Okay okay. I probably will. You you'll know who he is. This guy. Oh. this guy. THIS GUY'S A GOAT BRO. YEAH I HATED that. guy for some reason. I never like. watched him. He was funny as [ __ ] bro. I never.

watched him. I thought he was corny. No he was funny as [ __ ] bro. He was so. funny. That guy's like the equivalent to. the guy um who did the fake kissing. pranks you know the fake kissing pranks? I didn't like that guy. Okay but I'mma for me for me I'mma put. him on my. Mount Rushmore and then I'mma put I'm. going to put a gamer on there. I have a. gamer in mind too. Who who's a OG gamer. though? I know who it is. Who? Well but that's. my personal one but Chris Move but yours. probably probably be Markiplier. Markiplier yeah actually oh [ __ ] I. forgot about Markiplier I forgot about.

Markiplier. Okay Markiplier. So mine mine would be PewDiePie KSI. probably what do you call this? Yeah. NigaHiga and then a personal one be. Chris Move. KSI is a good pick too KSI. is a good pick. Yeah. [ __ ] even Logan. Paul though. I'm not a huge Logan Paul. fan but he does deserve a spot he does. deserve a spot. [ __ ] that's a good question though. That. is a sick question. And then on the new. Mount Rushmore we could put MrBeast. Okay yeah. Yeah. MrBeast what do you call this? Do you. think MrBeast will ever run out of. ideas? With with that much money I don't. think you can. No but you have to bag.

like he's doing the craziest of the. crazy. That's the thing. That's the. thing. So if you're doing like the. craziest stuff you can never go back. down. Do you think okay this this is a. theory I have. Do you think MrBeast has. some like crazier ideas that he's just. holding in the vault because he knows. like he got to push out the mid content. first and then the crazy ones? Oh like the things that are like appeal. most to like viewers? No not necessarily that but like let's. say let's say something super. mind-blowing. Mhm. But he doesn't put it. out right away because he knows if he.

puts it out first. Yeah. the other content is going to look. lackluster compared to the the new For. sure for sure. I don't I think he has to. be strategic with that cuz again you if. you top something if you go crazy crazy. you have to top it right? Yeah. So. Imagine having a podcast with Kanye your. first episode. Yeah you can't. Yeah. That's true that's true. How do you. continue that [ __ ] unless he's there all. the time? But I mean he there's so much influence. like how he did with Squid Game and then. boom another viral movie comes out and. then he can just re-recreate that. True. No he can always just just like.

trends. Yeah whatever whatever's. trending. And I feel like MrBeast is. strategic enough to know what's trending. cuz he's top of the top. Oh for sure for. sure. He knows what's up he knows what's. up. And I think he has like a whole team. too he's like a marketing team. Exactly. And you I don't think you he. has like he he views his like content as. mid. No I'm not saying like anything is mid. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying. like compared to the craziest idea he. has in the vault. Cuz let's say let's. say we had like an amazing episode with. a guest and then we Do we hold on to. that one? on to it? That's the thing. Do we hold. on to it?

I think it's just whatever our gut says. cuz I feel like everything just happens. for a reason. If if you if we release it. today then it is what it is right? I guess so I guess so. But I guess it. it's not the same in a podcast sense as. in like a video sense. sense. Cuz that's like an episode in like a. series feel me? It's different it's. different. but then if you have a mid a mid episode. it's like it's like you want to top it. next. It's more motivation for you. Oh. So I feel like there's you can never go. wrong with releasing a video cuz you can. see what it how it does. Boom just. release a better one after that. [ __ ] I think that's hard to do bro cuz.

if you were MrBeast right now what kind. of idea would you have for a video? Mhm. Honestly I have no idea what I would. even do just because he's done so much. A lot fam. He could just do the just. recreate the the All Star Dead movie and. just be like escape from zombies. 100. people escape from zombies. And then like they're all in a school. and then. I brought seven of my friends. in a high school to survive a zombie. apocalypse. And there's a thousand zombies outside. Makes it a like the video. Yo you know. that one guy he does like the top 100?

He's like. Oh yeah. But you're king foot lettuce. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? I KNOW. EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING. Dog I remember I used to watch that that. might we might have to owe credit to. that guy for some some like interesting. facts cuz bro he was one of the. pioneers. And I don't know what it is I. think it's his voice. No it is. it's his voice that makes it good it. makes it better. Cuz if you're monotone fam I'm not. listening to top 100, but you can keep. me entertained for 100 things.

It's crazy. It's crazy. Today we're talking. It's No, it's so funny cuz like you like. me and my cousin were watching it and. we're like, what the [ __ ] It's like uh. one person died off a waterfall. And I'm. like, what the [ __ ] But it keeps you. like It keeps you so engaged, right? Yeah, it's like it's like what what how. is he going to say the next one? Yo yo yo, so there's actually a theory. that the certain way you talk can. trigger certain It can trigger It can. trigger attention. Okay, yeah. It can trigger attention. So um you know.

damn Daniel? Oh yeah, damn Daniel. Damn. So damn Daniel, the one who was. like, damn Daniel, the white vans. So. the guy's voice, they did a study on it. No. actually had scientists and studied his. voice and they came back to him and. said, his the way he says [ __ ]. Yeah. makes people love it so much and that's. why it went viral. It's his voice that. said it. That makes sense cuz he he did it in a. high-pitched voice, right? Yeah, yeah. Damn Daniel. Yeah. Uh you. know Fred, right? The OG YouTuber? Fred, yeah, yeah.

Right? You think that's why he's so. popular cuz of the the [ __ ] he just. says? May that could be true, too. That. could be true, too. But I think it's. more For Fred, I think it's just cuz. he's crazy. It's just like crazy. content. Yeah. What about Annoying Orange? I just. bagged that. Annoying Orange, too. That's a OG one, too. I think we are attracted to that cuz we. hear so much regular voices. But you. know when you hear like a person with a. weird like squeaker voice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. you got Who said that, right? No, that's true. That's true. it's like I I I attention. You know who has a weird voice, though? Who? You know Canelo, the boxer? Oh. yeah. Yo, nah. Canelo.

Yo, most respect to Canelo cuz he's the. goat. He's a goat. But I watched Canelo. on Sneaker Shopping. Hello, I like this. He's on Sneaker Shopping and then Joe's. like, oh what shoes are those in in this. old ass picture of you? And he's like, oh K-Swiss. This guy sounds like Mickey Mouse, man. No, it's actually funny, too, bro. But. he's a goat, he's a goat. All respect to. Canelo. All respect to Canelo, man. But Manny Pacquiao's, too. Oh Manny. Pacquiao, yeah, yeah. His accent.

I love the Philippines. This one All around the I love my. family. Like the interviews are so jokes, fam. Just straight up that. Bro, you can't. knock him, though. That's the thing. You. can't knock him cuz he can beat your. ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Bro, you. can't talk to And I remember I saw this. picture. It was like of I think it was. Jackie Chan. Yeah. And Jackie Chan used to wear like. lingerie or something. Not lingerie. Oh. But he was wearing He was wearing pretty. much Cardi's fits before Cardi. Like. netted netted kind of kind of sus. looking. You know what I mean? Yeah. And.

the meme was. you can. you can clown him all you want, but. he'll beat your ass. So you can't really. tell him nothing. Yeah, that's true. Right? Same with um I think Oscar De La. Hoya. Okay. Same [ __ ] He was like he. dressed in like lingerie or something. But he can beat your ass, bro. Yeah, Canelo Canelo's um Mexican and Oscar, too, right? yeah, they're both Mexican. But you know. why Canelo's named Canelo? Why? You know. what Canelo means? No. So Canelo is actually Spanish or. it's like a nickname for cinnamon. Really? So he has red hair. He has red hair.

That's funny. Cuz he's a Mexican dude, but he looks like Scottish. Yeah, yeah. Yo, I'll tell you this. [ __ ] funny story, right? So my We. were at a family jam, right? And all the. cousins were coming in and coming in, right? And and my one of my cousin is. like this short, chubby Filipino, right? With like a fauxhawk. Yeah. and tattoos, right? So he looks Mexican, right? So this is this is this is how I. knew like half my neighbors are [ __ ]. racist, bro. Neighbors? So listen, listen. So he comes in the.

party mad as [ __ ] I'm like, he was like. I'm like, BRO, CALM DOWN. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? HE'S LIKE HE'S LIKE, BRO, the white guy over there just asked me, yo, do you do lawns? Oh, for real? Fam, I don't know where. Why would you ask a. guy walking do do lawns? Damn. And he My. dad and I ARE DYING. WAIT WAIT, DAD IS LIKE, BRO, YOU. I WAS LIKE, YO, YOU DO LOOK MEXICAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST PLAYED ALONG, FAM. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST played along. mad pissed. He's like, what the [ __ ] do. you I look like to you, bro? I'm.

Filipino. Oh my god. Nah, but man, it is true. Like Filipinos. dead ass are just like Mexicans, bro. But Filipinos I think Filipinos can get. confused for a lot of different things. Yeah, that's that's a problem cuz we we. technically look mixed, bro. Yeah, I. know. Some Filipinos they look mixed. mixed, right? Cuz we look Spanish, we. look Chinese sometimes. And you can even. look like you can look Caribbean. A life. No, just trust me. In the winter like. right now, I'm we're mad pale. Yeah, we're mad pale right now.

look back into the summer episode. you see me tan. I was damn near. Hawaiian. Dead ass. Dead ass. People thought I was. Hawaiian for a while. Like, nah, That That's why I remember I was in um I. was in Hawaii. I think I told this. before. I was in Hawaii and this white. couple came up to me. They're definitely. tourists. I'm a tourist, too, though. Yeah. So they came up to me like, oh, do. you know how to get to this They pulled. out a map. Do you know how to get to. this to this to this? Yeah. I'm a. tourist here, too. I don't know. Oh my. bad. My bad. It's it's like you Are you.

probably do get that a lot in Hawaii, huh? Prob Yeah. I feel like any. Filipinos, though, cuz Hawaiians look. Filipino. Yeah. They straight up look. Filipino. That's true. That's true. Also, there's. a theory, actually. Okay. So you know how Disney they. recently did Encanto, they did uh Moana, and they did Raya, Okay. right? So. there's a theory Mhm. that yo, I don't. know if you bagged this, Yeah. but there's a lot of like. Filipinos that work in Pixar. Oh I didn't know that. That's why that's why Do you remember.

the the Nemo? we're getting into Oh no. You remember. the Nemo theory? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So so P. Sherman 42. Wallaby Way, P. Sherman. Yeah. P. Sherman is actually inside joke. with the Filipino like workers at Pixar. P. Sherman is fisherman with a Filipino. accent in Nemo. yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny to me. Yeah, so there's a theory that they. might be working on project. This is. like rumor rumor. Okay. They might be. working on a project with Disney. Yeah. that kind of ties in things we've. seen from Encanto with the magic, things.

we've seen with Raya with the Asian. influence and the dragons, Oh [ __ ] and things we've seen with. Moana Yeah. because it's a Pacific. Islander side and it does deal with. magic, too. Because there's a lot of um. there's a lot of lore. There's a hell of. lore and the Filipino lore hasn't been. really um dived deep into yet. Right? Yeah, that's true. I feel like us Asians. we're getting a hated on, but now we. stepped at our game cuz you know [ __ ]. Korean Netflix is carrying right now. It's carrying. It's killing it. But. first they can do the Squid Game, then.

they were they did like, oh yeah, we can. do reality TV show, too. They released. Singles Inferno. Now the the zombie. movie, boom, they're killing [ __ ] Even. before that, Parasite won best film. Oh my god. Best picture at the Oscars. That's never. heard of before, a foreign film like. that, especially one you watch with. subtitles. Yes. Are you kidding? Like that never. happened before, fam. Yeah. And you see all these people. getting into anime. Yo, love for the. Asians, man. We're We're We're getting. up there. We're getting up there. Yo, did you see there's um there's a. Filipino there's a new Filipino show.

called The Exorcist. Yeah. And it's like it's like comedy, right? Cuz this was like a 5.5 on Rotten. Tomatoes. It was [ __ ] Okay. But it was. so funny. It was so funny. It's like the. the the girl was in the bed, right? Yeah. And she was like the guy was like, what is your name? And then she's like. she states her name and then she's like, oh, blah blah blah at this on on. Twitter. SHE GOES BACK, RIGHT? AND THIS IS THE. FUNNIEST PART. SHE GOES, HOW many demons. are in you? Right? And she goes, 35 plus. five divided by two times two. And this. is a Filipino Yeah, yeah. And then.

the guy was like the people on the side. are like, so how many is in her? The guy. is like, one. After all those calculations? I think the first ever Filipino Tagalog. movies I ever watched, they were all. like stupid comedy like that. Yeah, no. All of them all of them. I cuz my my. lolas used to always put that in and. then it's it's always like the stupidest. comedy stuff, man. Bro, remember the. sound effect that you were telling me? The beep beep beep beep Oh, the the the. laughing. THE CHIPMUNK. THE CHIPMUNK.

THE CHIPMUNK IS ICONIC. All Filipinos. know the chipmunk sound when they're. laughing. Oh my goodness. We know we have to put. the sound effect in. Oh my goodness. Y'all know what that is already. Holy. [ __ ] What was very strategic was when. I was little, I only watched this one. Filipino movie with like my parents, right? And that Filipino movie was about. a young kid having a baby, impregnating. a girl and having a baby. Oh, yeah. And that stuck with me my. whole life. Like I still remember how he. impregnated the girl and then had like. the hardest time trying to trying to get.

a job. Yeah. So like I'm like and I'm. really thinking like, did my mom like. plant that [ __ ] in my head? Like she. wanted me to watch it. So you watched it? Yeah, I know. Cuz I. didn't have to watch it. You know what? That could probably that could probably. change your whole life, fam. A hundred. Little do you know, watching a movie. like that when you're a kid can probably. set up the rest of your life and you. just don't realize it. Asian parents. will just bring it up. They're like. they'll be driving, yo Gav. Just use a. condom, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. sometimes you can never take Filipinos. seriously. Why? You get me? Sometimes. it's a little bit too like you don't. know if they're laughing. You don't know.

if. You don't know if they're serious. You. don't know if like You get me? Like. especially when my my my titos they're. mad or like they're joking around. I. sometimes I can't tell. Sometimes cuz. they get emotional sometimes, but. they're like still laughing, you know? You know there's something about the. Filipino flag when cuz it's it's blue. and red, right? Oh, I know this theory. Yeah. blue means the the country is at peace. But if the red is on top of the blue, that means the country is about to go. into some war. No, yeah, it's like uh it. represents the blood. So they want. bloodshed. Yeah, they want bloodshed.

That's dark. Yeah, I know. Also, did you. know the reason why all the flags are. backwards on military uniforms? You ever. realize that? No, I didn't. So American flag. backwards, Philippines flag backwards on. all of their troops. Yeah. The reason why is because they. never want to show a flag retreating. So. imagine if you had the flag right way. up, Yeah. it looks like it's retreating, but. since you can imagine somebody holding a. flag, they're running towards the enemy, the flag would look backwards. I. remember I had one of.

this is like the almost the times I. thought I was going to die in the. Philippines. Cuz you know when there's. tourists like with the designer bags, my. mom had like a designer bag on. We. didn't look like we're from the. Philippines. We looked like we're we're. coming from Canada, right? So we were in. this like rich. not not rich area, but we were the only. rich ones there. So we got off the. bicycle and there was a guy taking a. picture of us and before my mom turned. around and saw him, he got off on his. motorcycle, right? Oh. So the following day, my uncle there called a military troop.

to surround or like have. Yeah, cuz they were going to either. abduct us or like kidnap one of us. need like a border and [ __ ] Did you. need you got security? Yeah, we got security technically. Cuz. they were just on the house and I was. like and I was like why is everyone. here? Why is everyone here? Just they're. like you just be safe like your. picture's out there now. Oh. That's why. it's so scary to to go to the. Philippines coming from Canada or coming. from everywhere else. Because you could be a target. Yes, that's why now when I go, you don't. wear nothing that looks expensive, you.

know? That's like you ever watch Tropic. Thunder? No, what's that? It's it's like a funny it's like a. comedy with with Ben Stiller, Jack Black. and like Robert Downey Jr. So anyways, part of part of the story is they get. dropped off I think it's in Vietnam I. think, but it's like in this area where. they have. criminals. So this is like criminal. militia and Ben Stiller gets locked up, but in the movie he plays like a actor. like a famous actor and it just so.

happens they're all fans of him. They. didn't let him go, but they didn't let. him go. They're like now you got to. perform for us. Wow. Wow. So imagine. imagine you go to the Philippines, right? And they're such big jumpers jump. fans, they put a gun to your head and. they're like tell ME A THEORY. NAH, THAT'S ULTIMATE PRIVILEGE BRO. That. that that comes with the fame, you know? And you got to spin a theory like right. away. That that reminds me of the when. Drake told YK Osiris to sing for him.

Cuz he owed him like so much money. He's. like I'll I'll pay off all your debts, just sing for me. You know what YK did? He sang. He sang. Cuz I think he owed like 40 grand. something like that. That's like crazy. Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. Would you. would you take it to that level and then. just like just like [ __ ] the debt, let. me just expose myself? What do you mean? Do you have Do you have too much pride. or would you just be like Just let me do. whatever and pay off my debts. What. would you do?

Like to sing for Drake? No, like not. necessarily sing for Drake cuz that's. easy, but if it was something that you really. didn't want to do. Let's say let's say. you have to do something embarrassing, super embarrassing on camera. [ __ ]. Would it be worth Would it be worth the. money that you owed? Yeah. Cuz it's forever. It's forever. I think I think I would do it to be. honest. You would do it. So you would. make a porno with a porn star for 75. grand? For 75 grand? [ __ ] Yeah. Male porn star.

WHAT? ALL RIGHT, BRO. ALL RIGHT, GOOD PODCAST. 75 GRAND? NO, I. SAID NO, NOT A MALE PORN STAR. THAT'S. WHY I WALKED OFF. THAT you just BANG BUST ME. YOU KNOW YOU KNOW WHEN THE GUY COMES in. and there's like just male guys there? That was the most [ __ ] prank bro. I. can't. I don't think for me, I think I have too. much pride. I don't think I would ever. be able to do that man. I don't think I. would ever be able to do that. You know. what's one thing I really hate bro? One.

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right? And and gets girls to pay for the. next girl that he's going out with. Oh. So so it's like a Ponzi scheme, but. Tinder style. So it's like a pyramid. it's literally like a pyramid. scheme. So he'll take a girl out on a date. The. first date, five star hotel. So he the. girl knows that he has a lot of money. Oh, okay. Okay. fakes that he's the the son of a big. diamond tycoon. So so he already has money. All of his. pictures, boats, luxury cars, right? So. he'll fall in love with the girl and.

then he'll send a picture of like his. security guard like beat up. He's like. babe my enemies are coming. Like I can't. use my credit card no more. Like they're. going to trace me through my credit. card. Can you start a credit card for. me? And then he finesses her? Yep. So. this is what happens. They're in such a. deep relationship and trust that the. girl is like yeah, don't worry. I'll. take out a loan and send you money. I'll. take out a loan and send you money. When. when he's telling her that babe I need. more money for this business deal, he's. partying with another girl from Tinder.

Damn. And and and then once that girl's done, he's using that girl's money as another. one. That's crazy. And and they interviewed all the girls. They're like fam I'm two hundred. thousand dollars in debt. So she paid for her And then he paid for. her. Yo. You have to watch that documentary. It's so fire. This guy's a genius. No, no. At first at. first I I didn't like him, but at the. same time That's kind of it's smart, but. it's definitely not ethical. That's. [ __ ] up, but that is smart though.

Yeah. It's that's genius plan. If he if. he took that same energy and put it into. a business. Yo. You know what he's doing now? What? Cuz fam they they don't have no. evidence on him, so he got put into. prison for like 13 months and he was. out. Why? How? He's back on Tinder. Oh [ __ ]. And you know he started cuz he got all. this fame, he started a business account. where he he gives people business. advice. What the hell? Yo. The girls ARE. STILL IN DEBT.

10K lives will buy HIS BUSINESS ADVICE. WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT ALL HIS TACTICS. BRO. 10K lives 10K lives, we'll take a. look. We'll take a look. When you and. Josh are talking about biggest. finessers, he's got to be there. He. might be biggest finesse then. Oh my. Imagine going to Dubai and be like babe. my security guard's [ __ ] I we need more. money for the hospital bills. Bro. See it gets super [ __ ] when you. have somebody on a leash like that. Imagine you get into a relationship. where they pay for everything. They pay.

for let's say let's say you have to go. to school and your dream is to be a. doctor and they're paying for your. school. How do you how do you go against. their word? When you somebody has you on a leash. Yeah, you got to trust them. Bro, and. then and then I don't know. You watched. Black Widow? So they can they can like. control their brains, right? Take this. in. There's actually technology coming. out that I can use my brain and control. your arm. Listen. Listen. Listen. No for real. For real, look at this. Look at this video.

This is actually this is messed up. This. is messed up. The craziest thing is this is old. This. came out this came out like I think two. years ago. Look at this. So he's putting. on like the sensors for his arm. Right? So it's his nerves. And then. Watch this bro. Yo, he's controlling. Look.

BRO. THAT'S SIX THAT'S AGAINST his will. Six years ago. So the the whole theory. with this is if this is six years old. six years old bro. Imagine what they can. do now fam. It's definitely like out. somewhere where they're just testing it. and it's like no more sensors. EXACTLY. YO. YOU never know Oh my goodness. This. is this can go this can definitely go. rabbit hole, but we're not going to go. that route. We're just going to say just.

imagine what they could do now. Oh my. god. Imagine imagine gets put in like a. a random sticker and then you just put. it on it and then like I can say like. when we're at a family dinner, I'll be. like and then you'll be like Yeah. Oh my. goodness. Bro, or even like your voice. Okay, that's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] Your. voice muscles cuz this is a muscle. This. is a muscle. It's all the voice box. It. can make you say [ __ ] You start. speaking tongues, bro. No, at that point. we're just robots. We have no control of. our bodies no more. What if then the.

actual cyborgs we become isn't. necessarily like robots robots where you. have mechanics in us? It's just us. It's just our biomechanics. manipulated. So like a like a half zombie. Yeah. Yeah. So so we still have our. characteristics except we're just kind. of like. Just like in just like in. All of us are dead. Yeah. Yo. Yeah, I know. So half Z. Yeah. Yeah, that's [ __ ] You want to go into. theories? Oh yeah, I was going to but I. felt like it was too obvious of a a.

transition. Just be like. My fault. That's your cue. Yeah, no no no. CUZ SO SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I'LL see the EXIT YEAH. AND I'LL TURN LEFT. Cuz I know you have some Yeah. Tell me your theories, Okay, first of. all, I I watched that in like a day. I. don't know how you watch that so quick, bro. So fire. Like I predicted it too. It's. number one trending. I was so happy so I. had to watch it, you know? Since I'm the. one who predicted it, I had to go and.

watch it myself. Yo, Gavin gets off to. putting people on [ __ ]. YEP. YEP. NO MATTER what it is. Yep. Yep. And when I see comments, I'm gassed. I'm. gassed. So okay, but well one thing I didn't. really realize Yeah. the whole time when. they were running around from zombies, they only had one candy bar to eat. And. I was like I was like how are they doing. how are they fighting off so much. zombies doing all this like physical. activity They're starving. with no. water. Which made no sense. LIKE IT WAS IT WAS DAY THREE and none of.

them were talking about food. Right? Yeah, don't rationalize it, fam. Yeah. Yo, it's funny cuz even sometimes when I. watch like cartoons and [ __ ] I tell. myself this is so fake. Yeah. But it's just fun. It's just fun to say. And another thing that I really noticed. that I'm I'm just going to keep. rationalizing the movie. Yeah. When half the time when zombies. they're not good fighters. Like so a guy. would just push him off and then they. can run free. So how are you getting bit.

by a zombie that isn't really like that. smart? Like you know, if I was in that. situation as half the time you just duck. and they'll miss you. But what if what if they are that smart? They're just on like rabies mode, fam. Yeah, but rabies mode you're wild so you. don't really you can push you can just. push them out. No, but they're strong. No, I think I. think you forget Yo, when we think of. zombies, I think we all forget they're. actual humans, bro. Like they're as. strong as humans. If anything stronger. because they have no sense of like pain.

Yeah, that's true. Okay, never mind. Cuz imagine trying to stop a rabid dog. That [ __ ] is hard. Now imagine the dog. the size of you. Now imagine you. Yeah, that's true. Like I talk big like oh, I can survive a. zombie apocalypse but then I'm afraid to. kill a spider on my wall, feel me? Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's all it's all a mental. thing. Yeah, yeah, it's all a mental thing. But. I feel like zombies are just more scary. cuz I don't know we view them as Yeah, we just view them as like easy to kill. cuz the that's what you see in thing. Yeah, but the [ __ ] Gwi-nam.

the the the guy who hated the main. character Yeah, yeah. He he always fell from buildings but he. kept coming back. Like he died three. times but kept coming back. But isn't he half zombie? Yeah, he's a half zombie which I didn't. get why they kept fighting him cuz he. would just come back back back alive. They should just kept running. Mhm. Which I did but here here I'll tell you. some theories. So so Cheong-san is still. alive. This is the big one. Okay, let me. let me hear it. mostly everyone knows. So when he gets. killed, right? Yeah. He falls off a building with.

Gwi-nam who's the one who's bullying. him, right? Yeah. Okay, so this is what happens. So. when he finally gets bit by the half. zombie, he doesn't have a nosebleed yet. He has a nosebleed but he doesn't fear. it. The one of his last sayings is I. don't fear anything, right? Oh [ __ ] And he's telling the zombie I. don't fear anything and I don't fear. you, right? And the the virus when. people turn into zombie, it's related to. fear cuz they're like. Yo, cuz they're scared. They're like oh my god, am I turning am.

I turning? Yeah, yeah, yeah. he's not a zombie. Oh, so he turned into. a half zombie. Yeah, he's going to stay as a half. zombie and probably go in season two as. Oh, because because his mind pushed him. to become the half zombie. So that means. that means the the girl the the the. president girl Yeah. with the earphones because she was so. confident and she's a such a nonchalant. like [ __ ] everything. That means she's a half zombie cuz when. she got bit, she didn't care. Yeah, she is. She just she didn't care. she didn't care about anything. That's. why she was so fearless, bro. 100 100.

That's why she became a half zombie. Yep. Yep. And and when he fell down from. a building Yeah. This is the craziest. thing. This is why he's still alive. When he ran and jumped and all the. zombies fell down first. Mhm. that's his safe spot. So all the. zombies were running at him and fell but. he they made a like a cushion. Oh, like a cushion. So when when they bombed the the high. school and they fell OH, IT'S COVERED. IT'S COVERED. IT'S COVERED. YEP. And this is the last This is the. last hint. When Nam-ra jumped off the.

building in the last episode and they. all turned, one of his best friend, right? He he looked out into the field. with all the half zombies and he was. like this. But in another frame he. smiled. Why did he smile? Cuz Cheong-san. is back. That's his best friend. He's. seeing his best friend. Oh, he saw him. there? Yep. Oh [ __ ] That's that's the. spoiler for season two. Damn. Oh, we should have said spoiler. alert first. Oh, it's my fault. My. fault. My fault. My fault. You just put. a sticker put a sticker or something. first. Actually, if you haven't watched.

that, you deserve TO BE SPOILED. RELAX, IT JUST CAME OUT, BRO. THIS GUY. THIS GUY WATCHES it right when it comes. out, binges it one day, he's like [ __ ]. the spoiler alert. Okay, but this is this is another one of. my theories. Yeah. This is my this is my personal. one. So the the main character girl. Yeah. So when there's a really like. short scene where a mouse is almost. climbing up her shoe. What? Right? And it just ends. Yeah. And nothing is said about that. And the. whole infection started from a a mouse.

bite. So when Nam-ra the half zombie in one of. the last scenes jumps on her and is. about to bite her. Yeah. she doesn't bite her. You know. why? Because that main character girl is. a half zombie already cuz the mouse. already bit her. Oh. Zombies don't bite other other zombies. Oh [ __ ]. That's why Yeah, that's like Walking. Dead where like if if if you're covered. in it, they can't sense your Exactly. Exactly. Once you're bit, they go to you. but they don't bite you again. Damn. That one that one is my own and I'm I'm.

I'm proud of that one. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. It's funny how he just spit out. those theories quick time quick time. But it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] how it how. that all started with the doctor and his. son. Wait, his son. Yeah, I didn't I. didn't really get that part. Can you. explain that to me? Yeah, so his son was getting bullied a. lot and he wanted his son to fight back. but he couldn't. So that's why he tried. to create like A SERUM. OH, THAT'S WHY? YES. ARE YOU STUPID? What the [ __ ] He.

tried to create a serum for him to fight. back but it turned him into a zombie. I. totally missed that part. Yeah, that's the whole part. But it's. okay. It's okay. What? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, I know. No, cuz I know I know he was in the. hospital and [ __ ] but I didn't Wait, when is that explained? Uh. I think third fourth. Oh damn. You got. to watch it again. You watch it. Yeah, I. missed that. I missed that. I wasn't. paying attention. So that's why that's. why it's like um I believe that the the. the doctor who created that is also a.

half zombie cuz when he got bit, he he. was still walking like a human. If you're the creator of a virus, you. know how to beat it, you know? So maybe. he has maybe he has something ready. Exactly. Exactly. But didn't he work on something that. might be a cure? Yeah, yeah, but it it his cure was. everyone has to die. That's why it's. hence all of us are dead. Oh [ __ ]. the one thing that really got to me is. like um. he wanted his son to die as a monster. and not live and not die as a human or. some [ __ ] like that. And that I was like.

holy [ __ ]. Damn. So is that why he wanted to get bit cuz. he knows that that if he becomes a. zombie, he's in a higher position. He's. strong. So maybe he got bit on purpose. He wanted to get bit on purpose. Okay, okay. If we're in a zombie. apocalypse, right? want to get bit? No, no, not get bit. Not get bit. But your friend your loved. one got bit. Would you try and keep them. around as long as possible? tough. That. was literally like the plot of All of Us. Are Dead. That's That's the plot in. every zombie film. Do you keep the. infected alive? Yes or no?

No, I you can't. You can't cuz it risk it risk everybody. else, right? But is there a point of living if if you. survive with none of your loved ones no. more? Is there a point? Exactly. That's the whole thing. That's. the whole thing if everybody's already. dead and you're the only one alive and. you see everybody like that. Cuz if all my friends are dead, like. then I would. Lil Uzi. Yeah, no Lil Uzi. But I. wouldn't I would come out the survival. camp sad as hell, bro. Yeah. You know? I think I think it takes a. point like it depends if you're if.

you're still want to live. Yeah. It's still. Yeah, Cuz if if you're just like okay, anything goes then yeah, might as well. keep everything alive. But if you want. to survive, you got to you got to take. precautions. Would you would you kill. off? Like say say I'm a I say I'm a half. zombie. I don't know, man. I wouldn't I wouldn't No, cuz look look. I know I think No, listen listen. I This. is what I would do. This is what I would. do. No, so I would do that. No, I'mma. pull I'mma pull I'mma pull Hershel's.

farm from Walking Dead. Oh no. And then put everybody I love that got. infected into the farm and then just. like I'd peek in one and one two times. and like all right, here's some corn. No. no no. y'all. No. No, cuz that's your I'll read. you all some story books like That's. your movie. That's your movie scenario. In real life I know you cuz you're. rational. You're super rational. IF I'M. BIT LISTEN, LISTEN, I DON'T WANT to hear. [ __ ] If I'm bit Yeah, you got to you. got to go. No, it depends. It depends. If you get bit on your arm, let's chop. off that arm quick time, bro.

Let's try and save you. Let's try and. save you. But, if you start to turn, bro, I'll put you in the farm. I'll put. you in the barn. Nah. Or I'll pull a Michonne. Yeah. You. know you know the black girl from. Walking Dead? So, she actually had two. zombies walking with her. You know what? That's hard. That's so tough. That's so. zombie pets? Yeah. That's tough. And they both had. lore about them. They both had. backstories like one was like her. boyfriend and then one was like her boss. or some [ __ ]. Really? Yeah. Nah, zombie apocalypse is. scary, bro. I just hope that [ __ ]. doesn't happen. That'd be tough though.

like if if yeah. Knock on wood. Yeah. Wait, what did you say? No, cuz I did You know what I realized? What? When I was talking about the. zombie apocalypse, when I predicted it, I didn't knock on wood. [ __ ]. episode, the last episode. And I was. thinking like, "Oh, [ __ ] I'm watching. movie about zombies right now." Bro, you. have to always Yeah, my fault. My fault, yeah. That's like that's like Jumper Jumps. Staple. Yeah, yeah. Like Like if we predict it the the power. in this room is too powerful. If you say. anything, it will probably will happen. Yeah, [ __ ] man. That's why you have to.

put good intentions only. Good. intentions only. Right beside the Zen. Guardian. Feel me? Facts. What What is. good that's going to come up soon? Good. coming up soon? I mean Cuz when we look. in the future, right now all we're. seeing is like bad [ __ ] But, we we tend. to forget like what's really good going. on. First of all, let's not say that to. everybody. Let's just say like there's. stuff to look up to, y'all. There's. stuff to look up to. It's It's not just. all bad stuff. Damn. Honestly, the. things you can look up to are the things. you can control, right? If you want to. If you want to better yourself, look at.

Look at quarantine. A lot of people. strived. Why? Because they had more free. time to do what they wanted to do, right? It just depends on how you look. at life and how you look at the. scenario. Um you ever heard the the. Chinese farmer story? No, I haven't. So, there's this story Okay. This Chinese. farmer He had He had all of these sheep, right? Mhm. And he had three sheep that ran. away. And then everyone in the village. they're like, "Oh, that sucks." Yeah. Right? Uh you must feel bad about that. And then the farmer, you know what he. said? What did he say? He said, "Maybe." He.

said, "Maybe." Right? Oh, [ __ ] The next day, the sheep came. back with seven more sheep into his into. his farm. And then everybody all the. villagers are like, "Wow, that's. amazing. That's great." Yeah. You know. the farmer said? What? Maybe. Maybe. Right? And then one. day his son was tending the sheep. And. since there was too much sheep, it. overwhelmed him and he broke his leg. What? Yeah, he broke his leg. Okay. And then all the villagers came. and they're like "Yo, that sucks. That's. that that's terrible." Right? You know. what the farmer said? Maybe. Maybe. The next day, you know.

what happened? What? They were. recruiting for war and his son couldn't. go because he had a broken leg. No. Mhm. So, the moral of this story is. Yeah. no matter what the situation is. good or bad you never how you never know. how the story's going to play out. Yeah, it's facts. Right? Even if it's. good, it could be bad but then good. again. Mhm. Right? It could be bad then. good then good again. Who knows how the. story's going to play out and just be. just be willing to see the end of the. story. Yeah. You know what I mean? Never. never cut that book short. Real [ __ ] Right? There's never going to be a always a. good like a perfect life, right? I feel.

like the the bumps and hills that we get. in life is the the route to the perfect. life. Cuz then we just grow from it, right? 100% 100%. I was saying like remember in in I think. the previous episode we're like, "Why do. we want drama?" Cuz I feel like I feel. like there's no peaceful life, right? So, to get a peaceful life we we go. through those dramas but then after it's. like it's better. That's the whole big. part of you know Taoism with the the yin. and the yang. Yeah. They say light. cannot exist without dark. And that's. the yin and the yang, right?

So, imagine imagine you're living and. all you know is good Mhm. Yeah. and you. don't know bad. then it won't balance out and you will. never know the actual power of goodness. or greatness if you never experienced. the bad. Yeah. Right? So, within it. What is life? What is life without. balance? What is life without balance? Exactly. So, you got to balance it out. Some days you're going to feel like. [ __ ] Some days you're going to feel. great. But, just look forward to looking. at the great times. Jeez. Nah, that's. real. That's a bar.

No, but did you did you hear about the. the farmer and like the shepherd that. got lost with 200 like sheep in a Oh, that's in the Bible, no? No, in a. forest. In the forest? Yeah, so this was in So, in Romania. there's a forest that they call the. Bermuda Triangle in of Romania. Of in Romania? Yeah. Weird. So, everyone. that goes in there either gets lost or. missing. So, there was a farmer with 200. sheep that got missing. Mhm. And there. was a little kid, right? That went. missing for 3 years. Yeah. Came out was the same age.

Oh, what the hell? Yeah. Wait, what? finally found her, she was the same age. And like the you can go on the site, there's a warning like you can't go in. there. They warn travelers cuz there's a. person looking at you or they they feel. like They they get super anxious and. it's like someone the whole time is. looking at you. Okay, that could be two. things. It could be either a witch that. has spells and [ __ ] You look young. Or. it could be like the fountain of youth. and a demon that guards it. OH, WHAT. NAH. YO.

THAT WAS SO random but that's kind of a. fact. It could be It could be either or, fam. At least in my head that's what it is. I know. Where is the fountain of youth? I want to I want to find that [ __ ] Bro, you know there's actual stories of. pirates looking for the fountain of. youth? Like it's a real thing. Like the. Spaniards went to South America to try. and find the fountain of youth. Holy. And speculation. Mhm. that there might be some people. that we see today in very very high. power Yeah. that may have found it.

Another click that Illuminati button. But, you know I think I think there was. also speculations. Remember that? I. think it was on serial someone told me. There was a big tree stump like a big. tree stump out of nowhere. Oh, no, it's. a mountain, no? Yeah, a mountain. A. mountain. And they're saying that it the. fountain of youth is in there. Oh, why. there? I I don't know. Why would it be in a. tree stump? But, have you seen Have you. seen um the giant sleeping mountains? Oh, yeah, I saw that. I saw that. That's. crazy. And there's actual theory that. one day based on like a native folklore.

that all of the sleeping mountain people. They're going to wake up. They're going. to wake up. That's crazy. Is it like ATTACK ON. TITAN? THAT IS THAT'S CRAZY. ATTACK ON TITAN. And that is crazy, fam. You know what's crazy? Attack on Titan. plays with a lot of conspiracy theories. Huh? Yeah. A A lot of the themes in. Attack on Titan relate to conspiracy. theories that we have in the world. So, for example. uh flat Earth, right? Okay. So, the flat Earth conspiracy how. there's a border around Antarctica and.

then we can't go past it. In Attack on. Titan, at least the first couple. seasons, they thought their whole world. was just the walls. Yeah, but they can. they weren't And And just a little bit. beyond the walls. They had no idea. what's beyond it, right? They thought. they're the only people that's living. there. Okay. So, that's one of them, right? Another. one. Oh, this one is conspiracy. Oh my. goodness. Okay, I'm not going to go into. detail. I'm not going to say no names. Okay. But, in Attack on Titan, there's a serum. that it's like a punishment to.

criminals. [ __ ] this is spoiler spoiler. alert. Okay, okay. A punishment to the. criminals. If you're a criminal. you take this injection and you turn. into a Titan and you're a Titan for the. rest of your life. Without control. Like. a zombie. So But, that would be sick. though. No, it's not. If you're a Titan. No, you're a zombie, fam. Oh, okay. You're a zombie and you and you try and. kill everybody else. You try and kill. loved ones. Yeah, yeah. So, that goes hand in hand. with. We're not going to say no names though. We're not going to say no names. But, it's just weird It's just weird to me.

how all of these like Sometimes I see it. in in in cartoons, anime, whatever it. may be. Even in Marvel movies. Yeah. Like for example um the lizard people. conspiracy and then the Skrulls in. Marvel. The the people that can. shape-shift. Skrulls? Skrulls. Skrulls. Oh, I thought. you said squirrels. Skrulls. It's like green aliens that can. shape-shift into humans. Yeah. But, it's. weird how the the media. kind of translates to the conspiracy and. that's where we see the relationship.

I mean, who who is in charge of these. big movies? People with a lot of money. People with a lot of power. But, why would But, if you're a person. with a lot of money and a lot of power. and you have the secrets would you want. to hint at it like for jokes? 100% Are. you crazy? Yes, you would. Really? Okay. Okay. At least you would want to hint. with it if you were on the other team. If you were against. Yeah, obviously if. you're against but if you're the if you. know these secrets, why would you want. to hint it to the people that know. nothing? But, what I'm saying is like. let's say let's say you know the. secrets, you're part of that group but.

you want to you want to wake some people. up like, "Yo, this is happening this. now.". Oh, so you're saying like a traitor on. that team wants to Yeah, exactly. That's. exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly. what I'm saying. Nobody come for us. though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're on. we're on the people's side. We're on the. people's side. the people's side. Yeah, but I That's why I always wonder. are certain thing Yo. Kid, you ever you ever hear about. Stanley Kubrick, the the famous. director? Yeah. So, there's a theory. that Stanley Kubrick was killed because. of making his last movie. Oh, no. So,

his last movie was called Eyes Wide. Shut. What was it about? It was about. secret societies messing around with a. sex ring. What? And rituals and sexual rituals. No. Now, take this in. The movie came. out 3 days before his death. So, the. theory goes that he put more stuff in. the director's cut and then he wasn't. allowed to put it out. Yeah. They killed him and then they just. released what was what was allowed what.

was left what was allowed because they. were expecting a movie. Also also Yeah. who was starring in the movie? Who? Tom. Cruise, a known Scientologist. Dude, that's too coincidental, bro. That's too coincidental, bro. But. Stanley Kubrick died because of that. He. bagged that. Well, not because of that. for sure. That's what theory says. Yeah, that's why that's why what do you call. this? What's that really big book? The Wu-Tang book? Oh, no, no, it's the album. Yeah, the album. I swear like if you if.

you get your hands on that. immediately. It's like. It's like the movie uh Is there some. secrets in that? Yes, bro, there. definitely is. There was like a cure for. something in there. The Swedish movie. about shrooms. Midsommar. Midsommar, yeah. Wait, when. the guy went to the book, remember he's. not SUPPOSED TO READ? OH. NO, THAT'S A whole different thing, bro. That's some cult [ __ ]. You know what I learned too? Like big. pharmaceutical companies. well might pay these rappers like these.

mumble rappers to influence kids about. doing drugs. Why? Yeah, so fam, you. can't pharmaceuticals are not going to. like directly sell promote like codeine. all that to kids. So how are they going. to do it? They tell oh get this ski mask. Yo, that's the part. That's the part. I don't know. I don't know if that one's. true cuz who really came up with that? Who really came up with the idea of of. drinking all those you know what I mean? Syrup. Like when when you when you first think.

of that, rapper. I know, but like what. came up to them to to do that? You know, just just to chase the high? Probably. Probably, yeah. Damn. Yeah, I really don't get that, bro, cuz. like [ __ ] putting the the cough. medicine already. So why are you putting. that in your Sprite, fam? Yo, there's better highs in life to. chase that aren't that aren't [ __ ]. drugs, man. That [ __ ] bro. Don't do. that. RIP the Juice, man. RIP the. I think Juice WRLD was the most shocking. to me because we've already been in that. culture of seeing these rappers die.

because of it. And it's still happening. That's messed up. And one more and now. it takes another. I know. I remember we. had that big like when when Juice WRLD. first died and we finally got the news. You you were This is I don't think we. were we had a podcast on this yet, but. you were like yo, is he in Australia. right now? Oh, that's the theory. And. then like you were sending flight. tickets. No, no, it was the You were. going so deep. It was the It was the. airplane the private jet cuz people. people send that to me, too. And he's. like Gavin, does this look like. Australia to you? And I was like yeah,

it does. OH MY GOD, I GOT IT. JUICE WRLD WAS ON THIS flight and it's. fake. I think no matter what if you're famous, they're going to look at stuff. different. Yeah, I know. They're probably looking. at like hints I'm leaving out in the. back of this this backdrop right now. They they thought that that Fivio was. the one who killed Pop Smoke. You know. who told me that? Who? You told me that. I remember. I told you that? Yeah, yeah, and I'm so proud of it. If you bag it in one of like the Hot 97. interviews, Fivio I think it was Fivio. right beside Pop Smoke, but whenever.

Pop Smoke like he was getting praised, he was the one in the back like this. Really? Yeah, he was always like Oh. [ __ ] I didn't notice that. Yeah, and who were the like two kings in. New York or like the big people in New. York? There's TJ, Pop, and Fivio. Polo G. New York, New York. Oh [ __ ] my bad, my bad. You're battling. and you really want to get on there, does it you take a life? Depends. Who do. you think Who do you think's the top of. drill rap right now? Oh, drill rap? Kay. Flock. Oh, yeah, maybe. Yeah, dude. 100%. I listen to drill rap. You know. they sampled the Jumpers Jump beat? No,

they didn't. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they. Yeah, they did. I was so amped. I was so. amped. You can't play it on this though. No, it's it's not copyright. Yeah, I'll show you. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Ready? Oh, yeah, they did. Watch this. Watch. it. Hold on. Hold on. Listen. Ready? OH, [ __ ]. WHAT SONG IS THIS? NO, IT'S JUST WE have. a type beat now. What? Where's the sample? It's Jumpers Jump.

type beat. What? Somebody just made. that. Yeah, somebody made it. Shout out. to the person who did that. Yo, somebody. hop on that right now. I want to hear. somebody spit to that. Please. Woah, woah, include it in the outro of our. next one. If it's that If it's that. sick, oh my goodness. Yo, we should just. start a I forgot who it was in the. Discord like yo, Carlos start a record. label, man. We should, bro. We should, bro. But yeah, fam. No, but I think. I love drill rap right now because. they're taking the old samples. Like. literally what they're rapping about is.

like death and [ __ ] like that. Yeah. But. the sample is. ooh, what you say. It's like. It's like the most peaceful samples, right? Cuz they I think they run out of. stuff and they just have to look back. now. They just have to. Like what else can we take now? It's. like like the Fivio Rocketeer one. Oh. yeah, Rocketeer. Who the hell would have. thought they would make Rocketeer into a. drill beat? Who the [ __ ] I bet they're. going to talk about killing people on. that beat. Yeah, what the hell? Next thing you know, I I guarantee I.

guarantee it. They're going to go to. like cartoons. Literally like childhood. cartoons. They're going to take like. Timothy Goes to School, Caillou. Yo, they're going to take all of these beats. from from old cartoon themes and make it. into drill beats. I guarantee it. 100. Guarantee it. Cuz I think one song. that's really popping right now is the. Spongebob one. Oh. Spongebob as like I'm. ready I'm ready, but they're going to. take the theme soon like you said. Yeah, they're going to they're going to take a. theme for sure. It's going to be one of. those like low-key themes, too. It's.

going to be like let's say. like Fairly OddParents. Like something. from there. That should be yo, if you're. a producer right now, get hop on that. We just gave you a million dollar idea. Oh, yeah, what the hell? If you're a. producer, start making beats for all of. those. Oh my goodness. Post it on. TikTok. Oh, free game right now. Listen. Yo, you get a list. Yo, whoever whoever. write this down, y'all will be famous in. like a month. I promise you. We want a. cut. Make a list. Write down your. favorite childhood TV shows. Get all the.

theme songs. Now sample them. Make them. into a beat. Even make a few beats for. the same song. Boom. Every single day post Make a. Fairly OddParents theme song. Boom. Fairly OddParents type beat. Make a Make. a Jimmy Neutron theme song. Boom. Jimmy. Neutron Jimmy Neutron type beat. Easy. Easy. Easy money, bro. And drill. beats like you can you can easily create. that. All you're doing is like adding a. few drums and that don don. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know like the a guy named Elvis. Beats is doing what exactly what you're. doing, but not cartoons. Like he's doing.

the old samples. Okay. Okay. That's. where he's got placements from. A guy. with like a thousand placements is. having placements with Fivio, not Pop, but. Kay Flock, all that. Yeah, I say I say as long as. you as long as you have content for. people to look at. If you have a good. one, people will recognize people will. recognize good content eventually. Eventually, you guys will get seen. eventually as long as you put it out and. put it in front of people's faces. If. you keep it in the shadows and don't do.

no promo, it will never go anywhere. I. promise you that. I promise you that. And I promise you as much as you try if. you keep and keep promoting, you will. get more attention. You will. Yeah. You. just have to keep doing it. I don't know. why people start up a rap career and. then they don't like promote themselves. Why? They'll just post it on Instagram and. expect to blow up. No, it's never going to happen like. that, man. They have to realize like you. got to force it down their throats no. homo. And you have to make sure they see. it. Like you got to put it in their.

faces, man. It's not going to just going. to magically come up to my eyes. That's. why I didn't get to. I thought that if I. post something so sick, the algorithm. would pick up on it. But the algorithm. is not in your favor. You put it in the. algorithm. You put it in Make it into. your like your tool. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, facts. Cuz if you if you try and. play a game where. maybe one day maybe one day maybe one. day. then you decrease your odds by like. You're 60 and you're like maybe one day. Yeah, maybe one day. Nah, you got to.

actually like put in the work. If you. constantly put a brick and a brick and a. brick on top of each other, you're going. to make a house. But if you just like. throw a brick and hopefully it lands. properly, dog, that shit's just going to. be a pile of bricks. Yo, that's a [ __ ] bar. It's real. A. pile of bricks is a brick is a miss. Oh. I I'M JUST FUNNY. THAT'S CRAZY. Motivational Carlos. Yeah. Low-key if you want a keynote, I'll pull. up and do like a Gary Vee type thing.

On today's Carlos No, on University. Yeah, yeah, like a LECTURE TYPE THING. I'LL TIKTOK I'LL DO A TIKTOK. OH MY YOU. KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I. thought would be cool? I thought they. were going to have you on You know how. Ryerson has a a Filipino committee? And. they usually interview people on their. like on their like on Zooms. Actually, they they hit us up. What? And you didn't GET ME ON THAT? NO, CUZ. IT was on Zoom, fam. I read it and like on Zoom, I don't want.

to do it. They hit us like both of Or. hit Jumpers Jump. [ __ ] bro. Low-key. this is Zoom. I don't want to be on. Zoom. It has to be in person. No, I That. would have been my gateway to be in that. cuz I don't want to go by I don't want. to join it Oh, I know why you want TO DO. IT. THIS GUY WANTS TO DO IT BECAUSE HE'S. GOING BACK to Ryerson. That's why. This guy. This guy wants clout at Ryerson. That. would have been the easiest gateway, bro. Oh my god. You sold me. You sold. me. No, the reason I don't want to do it. like on Zoom I don't want to do it like.

a keynote on Zoom. If it's in person. with a mic that's live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, what? I know why you want to do it. [ __ ] that [ __ ] Wow, this guy doesn't. want to see me shine. This guy just cuz. you dropped out of school doesn't mean. you can take all the clout. Yo, if you want to do it, hit them up. Hit them up. I I think it might have. passed by you. I'll do a Jumpers Jump by. myself. I'm not doing no Zoom call like that. I don't like Zoom cuz I don't I don't. think you'll ever see a Discord uh.

Jumpers Jump Podcast. Yeah, yeah. Unless. like. Unless like I'm I'm across the I'm. across like the the world or something. I'm in space or something. You'll see me. on Zoom. Exactly. But there's no way I I. I don't like that. I don't like cuz you. I'm I'm a very uh vibe person. Yeah. I have to get the energy from you. You feel me? You feel my energy hit you? Like when I talk to you? I make sure any. any person I talk to you they feel my. energy. I know. I know. And it's super. like the table's not that long. So we're. actually super close. We're actually. super close though. So it's like it's like we're.

in front of our face. But I realized. that as I was going up, right? Mhm. I was a texter person. Oh, yeah. I. love texting. I I was a five-star. texter. Word. Right? But now and then. once I got into my teen stages, like. preteen, I was like, oh I like the. FaceTime. But now it's like I don't even. like the FaceTime. I don't like the. text. Just see me in person. Mhm. Like. yeah, like I like you said, I'm a vibe. person. Like I feel like my 100% can go. to you in person. Like when I'm standing. right next to you. No, that's that's. Yeah, that's that's for sure. And I was.

always the I didn't like text I like to. call. I like calling to I think calling. is just as good, too. I I don't like. call cuz I can't see your face. Oh. only hear your voice. I feel like calling's good when you have. a good imagination. Yeah. I mean I can. imagine you through it, but I just don't. I don't want to use that. Oh, like a. like somebody you don't know like very. well? Yeah. I guess so. I guess so. But. if you have a good imagination, it's. like reading a story book. You know what. I mean? If you have an idea of what they. look like, you can imagine the lips. moving. Or maybe that's just me being a.

[ __ ] visual ass person. Like okay, when you're on the phone with. somebody, you see like an image of them. talking or not? Yeah, yeah. I do. I do. Okay, yeah. I do that. I do that. And. sometimes. I get kind of weird. Sometimes I'm like, yo, are they are they doing what I do? Cuz when I call on the phone, I'm. walking around the house. I'm like lying. down. Yeah. I'm lying down. I'm picking. up random [ __ ] putting it on my head. Like. Not dead ass. I'm like I'm like playing. with [ __ ] like this on the phone. Why do we do that? I don't know. Is that cuz it's cuz we're. nervous? No, I don't think so. I think.

it's just. I I don't I don't I don't want to be in. one spot. Yeah. Cuz it's it's hard. Look at me talking right now. I'm not in. one spot. Yeah. Yeah, you're always we're always. jumping around and [ __ ] like that. I'm. not I'm not I hate being in one spot. like that. true. That's why that's why I think when. when I meet somebody in person, they. they might think I'm too intense. Cuz you're too. A little bit sometimes. A little bit. sometimes. It depends depends on what. the what the scenario is. Yeah, people. people say that they they get. comfortable with me cuz I don't have a.

scary face. I'm like I'm like what do you call this? I get comfortable right away. I'll be. like, yo, what are you saying? [ __ ] like. that. And to top it off, I have a baby. face. So they're not scared of me. True, true, true. But I'm. I can look mean so that I can look I can. look mean sometimes. When I was when I. was um teaching swimming, sometimes. people would be scared to like hop in my. lane. But it was only until they had me. the first class, they're like, oh I only. want to go to him. I only want to go to. him cuz they realized who I am. But. yeah, I could I could 100% understand. with my my eyebrows. Like I look pretty. mean. I know. But I I I would.

I would low-key want to look meaner cuz. when I'm teaching as a Taekwondo. teacher, people think that I'm soft cuz. I look like what I look like, right? Oh, so they don't give you respect? Yeah, and the parents I know the parents. don't give me respect teaching their. kids cuz they're like, oh baby face kids. teaching my kid. Oh, true. True. So I would rather look kind of mean, but. I'm I mean I guess it's just a chip on. my shoulder. I have to prove more. Yeah, yeah. I guess so. I guess so. But that's. not a problem. That's not a problem. Yeah. Also, if if you're ever if you. ever want more respect, bro, just deepen. your voice. Really?

your voice. Oh, yeah. That's that's I. don't know. I have a high I have like a. high medium voice. If you just like talk a little bit or. talk a little bit slower, talk a little. bit deeper, no matter what you say, it's. going to sound like assertive. You know. what I mean? The if you're wearing headphones. That was just a ASMR. Yeah, it's going. to sound it's going to sound proper. You. know what I mean? It It almost commands. respect in a sense, all right? Yeah. That's why when whenever you ask I. was working with my cousin Josh. I think. you guys seen it on my story. He's uh. he's applying to the um the Raptors.

Yeah, the Raptors fellowship, right? So. we're running through um our lines or. like his I guess script that he wants to. get off some bars. And a few times he. he said it and I'm like, Josh, you know. what? I want you to say it like this. instead. And it wasn't the words. It was. the cadence. It was the cadence and it. made like 100 100% of the difference. 100 times the difference. Cuz imagine. imagine you want to impress like an. employer and then you talk like, yeah, so I um. I I competed in this. Right? If you if.

you say I'm not saying he talked like. that. But if you have a certain tone. where you're unconfident or at least. you're asking too much, it sounds like. you're unsure. Then it becomes like, man, I see this guy's like not right for. the job. Yeah. But if you if you get an in if you. get an interview and you be very. assertive like, yeah, I did this and. this. Now here's what I can do for you. Yeah. Right? If you give them a tone. like that, if you give them that energy. cuz it's all energy. It's literally all. energy. All energy, all confidence. If you give.

that straight to them, it doesn't matter. what you said. That's what I was going to say. Like I. could say, I can shovel all the poo in. here and I can make the day better. Yo, it sounds like he's going to do a. great job. If you say something with. confidence, you could say [ __ ] and. it will like the person will believe it. When you were telling me the Matrix red. pill, blue pill Yeah. I was believing. it. And I was like and when you said, yeah, I was just made that [ __ ] up. But how. you how did you say you you went into. Yeah, exactly. say it confident. You went into like Tik. Tok.

mode. It was like I was stuck in a trance. It's Yeah, it's kind of like that. You're putting in the person in a trance. with your story. So you high levels, low. levels. If I tell a a scary story so. fast, you're not going to Yeah, you have. to pace it. You have to build up the suspense. That's a really good like storyteller. and communication. Number one number. one. But that comes with practice. That. comes with practice. First is on the. understanding, then comes the practice. And that goes with everything in life. If you want to learn how to skateboard, you want to learn how to fight, it goes.

with the knowledge you learn, then you. practice. That's it. Two steps. You. learn, then you practice. You learn, then you practice. If you don't learn, then you don't you. don't know what to practice. You feel. me? If you don't practice, then you're. not going to use what you learned. Exactly. That's all it is. For those stuck in. math class, just keep at keep at it. Do. them decimals. Do them derivatives. And if y'all suck at math like me, [ __ ]. you can always cheat. I'm just playing. I'm playing. I'M. PLAYING.

YOU KNOW HOW WE STARTED THE episode um I. think you're telling a murder story. Yeah. You know there was also a thing. where Did you see the interview where. they they I think it was a guy named. Steve Steven something, right? And there. was just a murder that just happened, right? And the newspaper news lady was. interviewing. He's like, yo, what do you. think what do you think of the the dead. body like the lady that went missing? And then the guy was like, [ __ ] man. We're just we're just trying to I. haven't seen her since Saturday. I'm. just praying we find her, right? Yeah, yeah. And so the lady the lady. asked him was like, oh wait, Justin, uh.

we actually got reports that the body. has been found. The guy was like, what? What? Turns out the guy was the. murderer. The neighbor who killed the the lady. Bro, so he's getting interviewed and got. caught? Yeah. And he was like he WAS LIKE, WAIT. HE WAS LIKE HE WAS THIS IS WHAT HE WAS. LIKE, YO, WHAT? AND THEN HE LIKE RAN. OFF. HE WAS LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BODY? WE HAVEN'T found it yet. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yo, did you. know? I heard I heard this is a tactic. police officers use. They'll blame you.

for [ __ ] that they know you didn't do, but still try and get an a reaction out. of you to see if you'll leak more. information. Okay. they'll be like, oh, we we seen the. drugs in the trunk. You don't have to. lie about it. Even if you didn't have. anything, even if they didn't see. anything, they're allowed to say that. and try and get more information from. you. Okay. So never never give up your. cards, fam. Never tell them. But I I remember this uh Did you watch. Superstore? Nah, I watched a bit of it. I've seen a bit of it. There was a funny. like office type scene Yeah. where the guy was like, one thing that.

these cops do is they just don't say. anything. And that little that little. awkwardness makes you say more stuff. So when when they were interviewing the. guy, the the interviewer just looking at. him like this. And then the guy was like, [ __ ] it's in. the back. It's in the back. We did IT. WE DID IT. That's you. That's you. Hell no. I would never snitch. Gavin is going to tell. This guy is. telling. You know there's a they found Did you.

watch the 6ix9ine documentary on on. Amazon? There is? Yeah. There's one where he was like he how he. explained him snitching. Oh, I have to. watch it. watch that. Yeah, me and my dad watched. it. We were like, yo, that it makes. sense why he snitched now. Oh, I I I. always understood. I always understood. Anybody anybody regular would do the. same thing. Cuz you're just protecting your family. But at the same time, he kind of put. like himself in that position. So it's. kind of like Yeah, yeah. It's a give and. it's a give and take. It's a give and. take. But if you have the opportunity to. do what it takes, then [ __ ] do it.

Yeah, I know. Like if you can better your life, better. your life, fam. Then at the end of the. day, you're dying alone. Yeah, really. That's [ __ ] deep again. Not dead ass. dead ass. Like I'm not going to say I'm. not going to say don't ride for your. homies. I'm never going to say that. But. if if it means like your happiness at. the end of the day where you were going. to die happy, no regret, then [ __ ] do. what you have to do. And your homies. will always understand. You get what I mean? I guess. No, no. Okay, okay. I have a question for you. I. have a question for you. This is This is.

a deep one cuz I I I talked about this. with Josh on my other podcast. Okay. It was a serious question. If if. you had if you had an ex, right? And. then your homie started dating her, but. they're way happier and they're super. happy, would you be happy for them? Yeah. I would. You wouldn't begrudge for, right? wouldn't. Your ex and then like your homie. And my homie, no. Because this this is. what I will say. If my ex goes to one of. my homies, I'll be happy. Why? Because. my homies is just an extension of me. Mhm. You know? That's why I was like, "So, so what's the point? You're At.

least you're not going I would be happy. that you're not dating a waste man.". It's going to be weird at first though. Don't get it. 100% it's going to be. weird at first. If I seen somebody date like one of my. exes, that's weird. That's weird. But. it's going to be a thing of like if. they're happy and I see that they're. happy, might as well be happy for them. There's no reason, right? that's my best friend. Go ahead, fam. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? What did you say the same. the exact same thing. I said the exact. same thing. Cuz it's it's one of those. where it's like do you want to do you. want to hold a grudge do you want to um. have ill thoughts on it or do you want.

to just live past and see the bright. side? You have to. Right? Yeah, you're never going to move on in. life if you hold a grudge, right? Yeah. And then by the when you're 60 and. you're still holding on to that [ __ ]. grudge, why? What's the point? Exactly. Exactly. You know? Mhm. So, it's weird. Yeah, that was that was a good one we. talked about before. was that was a good one. All right, we'll end it there though. For sure. Thank you everyone for. watching this episode of Jumpers Jump. Podcast. Make sure you guys click the. links in the bio. Mhm. Follow us on Instagram, all that. good stuff. Go listen to Spotify, Apple, all that. And yeah, that's it. Jumpers Jump out. Deuces.