ALIENS MADE HUMANS THEORY, DARK WEB STORIES, & MOON LANDING CONSPIRACIES - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 21

[music]. [laughter]. how are you nice to have you back bro i. know like a lot of people actually. wanted you back i checked the comments. yo it feels nice to be back man yeah any. time any time you also you brought some. theories with us today yo i got i got i. got one still i got one and i know you. have some stories today i got some. stories trust me trust me. a few days ago i was thinking remember.

back when we all we all rode the same. like school bus back in the day yeah. yeah like on the way to um to our high. school right yeah i remember i remember. clearly like one time. you and like a couple other of our. friends like you made like potions and. [ __ ] oh yeah [laughter] yo so take this. in so josh was beefing with somebody for. like play reasons not even it wasn't. like serious beef but what they did. instead of fighting these guys made like. a concoction of like nasty [ __ ] and then. put it in a bottle yo i'll tell you the. backstory of the story i told him you.

told me so it was like it was like back. in like well like grade a grade seven. yeah yeah so like i saved enough money. and like i bought these new pair of. shoes yeah like yo they're like these. blue vans yeah i went i saved up i. finally got them yeah and yo that was. the first the first day i wore them it. was me and uh two other guys are walking. [laughter]. you already know who it is yeah yeah but. yeah we're walking in there's a whole. bunch of dog poo on the floor oh. so this guy kicks the dog poo at my new. shoes ah that's why i poo everywhere. like yo my shoes are blue now they're. like blue and brown man.

that's why and then after that i sold. cheese i'm like yo i need to get this. guy back yeah [laughter] you had an. intention for you. you had intentions. [laughter]. so these guys. would you put in it because i know you. put like hot sauce like you put like. nasty [ __ ] like crumbs. pastas and crumbs that's that's like. that's the safest thing i put in there. [laughter]. i'm not even going to talk about what i. put in that bro it was bad because i. remember you told me this story there's.

this nasty ass like pizza spot nearby us. [laughter]. and then you're like you went there. purposely to go to the washroom and get. like ingredients for the potion. oh i forgot about that i swear you're. there. you're with me when we went right no i. wasn't with you when you went but you. told me about it you told me about it. i'm not gonna say what i got but i got. something okay so so josh and this guy. were beefing like play beefing it wasn't. serious but it was played but on the bus. this guy would like take a nap on the. voice and like sleep. [laughter]. [gasps] bro and then i just see josh.

like i knew something was about to go. down i like i see i see it in his eye i. see him and my other boy like they're. about to do something [laughter]. he reaches in his back. uncaps the bottle and then pours it like. on his face. yo that bot that that potion i swear it. was like nuclear warfare man that's. literally that's something like. biowarfare. [laughter] i almost got in trouble for. it actually really because yo i'm. sitting at the side of my house my mom. saw it my mom's like oh [ __ ] she's like.

why does it smell so bad oh what's in it. i don't remember what i told you but i. got away [laughter] with it though yeah. yo yo we're bad for this though. no that was bad. yo well what do you think what do you. think is like the worst the worst thing. you ever did as a kid the worst thing i. ever did because we we didn't get that. we didn't get in trouble that much in. school and i mean yo nah there's one. time when me and you got some [ __ ] right. remember one time it was like at recess. and like we had chalk. and we're like writing a whole bunch of. stuff on the wall oh yeah.

you mean carlos we both wrote our names. like. [laughter] yeah it was it was huge. right on the wall yeah we like cause. because i forgot who it was it was like. the younger grades had chalk and [ __ ]. yeah yeah and they were like writing on. the floor i'm like oh that's right on. the wall [laughter]. and you're the funniest i remember the. principal came. yeah yeah yo she was asking us if we did. it and we're like nah we didn't do it. [laughter]. we're like no but she knew so she knew. our name was on it. [laughter].

[laughter]. me and josh i feel like though those. little things that that's how we built. the connections though yeah definitely. those cuz we had to like scrub that [ __ ]. off the wall and you know it was only me. and you yeah nobody else was outside. yeah no nobody else it was just me and. you get to scrub that [ __ ] off i. remember that stuff. bro and then that that was the abandoned. school that that's what we talked about. in the other episode oh yeah yeah. remember yeah yo we gotta talk about um. that time that time we saw somebody. there oh.

yeah no i know what you mean so remember. that me and josh and two of our other. friends we found our way inside because. it was like it was abandoned but people. were going inside and i mean yeah like. whoever whoever knew about the school. was like trying to get in you know. they're trying to take a peek what's. inside so what happened was. we made our way in and we were like. exploring and [ __ ] it was mad cool it's. not good. that's probably one of the best time. i've ever had yeah yeah like it was it. was a different vibe it was sick and. then what happened was we were like. trying to be really quiet and also when.

we hear noise we hear like something. drop on the floor like yo what is that. what is that we all look at each other. and like yo so we start running we start. running and then and then our boy. christian he sees someone like on the. side. in one of the classrooms like yo there's. people there. [laughter]. and we all [ __ ] bro we all [ __ ] yo. i'm telling you that that's the fastest. i ever saw you running my. i swear you were gone yeah deadass was. like [laughter] i was i was literally. running from my life. you're running faster than me.

[laughter] no because when it comes down. to those moments it's like yo that could. go really bad that's what i'm saying and. i mean because is it abandoned location. no cameras no nothing like nobody's. looking for you first of all exactly. [ __ ] can go down in there you don't know. so if you see like abandoned area just. be safe be safe be safe still like it's. sure it's all fun and games but a lot of. stuff could go bad and like honestly it. wasn't it was kind of dumb to go in. there to be honest to be honest. all you younger kids don't be like going. going into these abandoned areas like.

it's fun but like be safe. be smart i mean. the upstairs part remember yeah yeah you. can go upstairs i remember what was. written on the wall no i feel like it's. just like saying like don't go up like. stairway to hell and all that [ __ ] oh. [ __ ] like i'm saying like a whole bunch. of 666 oh yeah yeah yo i remember we got. up. like we got to the next floor mm-hmm and. like there was like a big statue of mary. oh yeah i remember remember. like white mother mary and after i think. there was like. what's that thing called again like that. try like the the pentagram yeah the.

pentagon it was around it yeah bro the. like satanic like circle [ __ ] oh yeah. [laughter]. damn because a lot of those abandoned. like um buildings and [ __ ] yeah they're. like hubs for i'm not saying that one. but around the world i looked into like. videos online like there's there's. abandoned places in russia abandoned. places in the states where like satanic. cults would would find would look for. these abandoned places to have like. ritual gatherings and [ __ ] also like. that's kind of like their their hot spot. yeah cause because look they can't be. doing these rituals just anywhere yeah i.

mean plus you don't want to be doing. like nasty [ __ ] in. in your house. so they would go and find these like. abandoned areas to do these rituals. [laughter]. so yo imagine like we came across. something what would you do. yo if i i'm gone i'm so i'm telling you. i'm flying out that okay okay yo. you know you know those movies where. like um somebody gets kidnapped like uh. you know remember split split. like the one with all split personality. yeah yeah it's like hello chris. oh he didn't watch it but but you know. those movies where like somebody gets.

kidnapped and then they're held against. their own will in like a seller type. [ __ ] right yeah like like taken or some. [ __ ] like that yeah bro okay i always. think to myself what would you do in. that situation like how how would you. what's your game plan to get out fam. what are you what are you even supposed. to do though i don't know like because. like yo if you're in a cell like against. your will like what are you really. supposed to do. because because then then it's like do. you try and play mind games with him or. do you try and like you know i see i see. i think i remember watching his. documentary there was this girl that got. kidnapped right yeah but she ended up.

like befriending her kidnapper mm-hmm. and then like pretending like she fell. in love with him that's how she escaped. no that's smart right. yo that's something i would do actually. now that i think about it mm-hmm to try. and like uh pretend like oh it's okay. i'm going to take care of this. like once you do that like they're going. to let you like all this like out the. cell yeah they're going to let you like. roam around like they trust you. it's it's the moment like they trust you. or give you a little bit of like uh. leniency yeah i mean that's when you. like you escape and [ __ ] right yeah yeah. yeah so imagine bro like yo cause cause.

a man just only like knocks you out and. you wake up in a [ __ ] like in a. basement what are you doing bro. [laughter]. what are you doing. [laughter]. all the boxes and anything you know. about okay first i'm going to analyze. people like yo if they look like i can. crush them then i'm probably going to. like try and crush them yeah true or. like if i see escape route then i'm. probably gonna do that with like the. mind games that's the safest yeah. yeah like if you're if you're like. shackled up type [ __ ] yeah yeah [snorts]. then you gotta do those mind games or.

something to get out that's what's. [ __ ] right no [laughter] i never want. to be in that situation bro cause. there's so many stories too and the. craziest [ __ ] is like um when when. people get kidnapped by by like. relatives and [ __ ] oh shoot really yeah. do you know that happens bro like um i. forgot what it was called it was like. kidnapped in plain sight or something. and it was like the stepfather of. someone or something like that that's. [ __ ] up yeah so. imagine like because that [ __ ] happens. it's not it's not just like jokes like. that should actually happen yo that's.

like that's a big betrayal bro like. especially like if someone like your. family yeah you trust i know like yo. just imagine that yeah bro i remember. this spot um it's in toronto yeah do you. ever know about uh fillmore's film wars. hotel nah i never heard about it nah. okay bro so so i i don't i don't know if. anything happened down there i don't. know if anything happened down there but. when i saw it i'm like yo this place. looks so sketchy so it's a hotel right. yeah it's like a hotel but strip club. also and it's also like in in my eyes.

when i saw it walking down the street. i'm like yo that's got to be like a. brothel or something i mean because they. had like um like the stripper pictures. on the outside we are talking about one. like downtown yeah down the street. phil morris i think i know what you're. talking about actually it's it's like um. it's like on a corner it's like it's. literally in the middle of the street. like you could see it yeah so press i'll. put up a picture for y'all but i. remember seeing it i'm like because i. was walking there i was trying to like. go go somewhere else i was walking by. and i saw him like yo what is that and i. mean and then all of these thoughts you.

know me all these thoughts go in my head. you got stinking [laughter] bears yeah i. started thinking where i'm like yo are. these people are the girls in there like. held against their own well because it's. hotel yeah why the [ __ ] do you have like. a stripper next to the hotel no it's. literally strip club hotel it's not it's. not together it's not it's literally a. strip club hotel like together that's. suspect role that's what i'm saying that. yo that's a big red red flag for like. trafficking yeah. and that [ __ ] that [ __ ] happens right. like cuz that [ __ ] happens um in plain.

sight like we don't notice wait so like. have you heard like like actual stories. from there like how has people like like. speaking out or something no no but. here's the thing here's the things. there's graffiti all over the world and. saying like pedophiles saying like um. burning hell blah blah like [ __ ] like. bashing on the building uh-huh on the. outside on the outside bro and take in. the building got sold and like it's. closed down now nah y'all they need to. investigate that that's. that's sauce you know what i mean a. suspect man because like [ __ ] cause. there's definitely places like that oh.

yeah for sure for sure yo like even like. i heard stuff about like churches too. really like especially like back in the. day yeah about like how like the like. the priests usually like abuse like the. boys like the little kids and all that. yeah well like yo like the thing is like. that's the last person you used to like. suspect to do that that's facts like. someone like a holy figure or like a. religious figure. that's the last person you expect yo my. uncle actually in scarborough when my my. dad's family first moved here he went to. school. at this um at this elementary school. where one of the people there one of.

like the teachers was like a priest also. or something. and he actually got arrested for being. like a pedophile see see what i mean bro. like yo and then um i remember. yeah and there's this like streetwear. brand they came out with a t-shirt and. it's like it's like a cross uh-huh but. it's it's a cross made out of mug shots. of priests. that were arrested for like what the. like pedophile yeah for pedophilia and. like like sexual harassment all of that. and like yo who would have known yeah. bro yo do you hear that thing about like.

the wayfarer i think yeah i know what. you're talking about you know about that. i know you're talking about like yo i. know like like some comp i'm not sure if. it was wayfair but like it was like uh. like a furniture company yeah that's the. one that's. like the names we're like names of like. uh kids have been like kidnapped they're. like sexually assaulted they're like. abducted yeah yeah. is so [ __ ] [laughter]. because they're selling like like a. wooden chair that's what i'm seeing and. it's going for like a hundred something. thousand dollars oh and it says like. let's say the the boy's name was like.

yeah disappeared whatever he's on like a. missing child's list and another one is. like like a girl like her name's on a. couch selling for two hundred thousand. dollars bro like that's that's mad so yo. i always wonder i'm like yo why are. there just like regular names on the. furniture and [ __ ] that's like some. websites like they'll be like that's so. sauce like like the josh chair right. [laughter]. like. damn bro who thinks about who thinks of. that i know man. and it's so scary because like all of.

that [ __ ] gets that's just one example. right that's what i'm saying that's one. [clears throat] example where where we. can see it we just so happened to found. it right yeah yeah but there's so much. other [ __ ] bro like like even the dark. web you know what i mean. like the [ __ ] on the dark one we don't. know about yeah yeah you ever like found. stories about that [ __ ] [laughter]. yo i used to watch like bear dark. videos like like the ones on youtube. [laughter]. josh out here watching red rooms. but not yo i watch is one of this video. game and like this video game is matt.

it's mad eerie and like dark yeah so. like it's basically like it's this guy. he's just walking through like hallways. and like this endless hallways or like. turns and stuff and like yeah he sees. like these figures but in the background. there's like the sound of kids moaning. or like kids in pain. like apparently like those are actual. like sound bites of like kids getting. tortured nah yeah i'm getting like. assaulted and [ __ ] that's crazy in the. game do you know what this game's called. nah i can't remember what it was called. but like it's on the dark web yeah i was. on the dark web that's messed up that's.

so messed up cause like i remember. hearing stories on the dark up where. people would join the red rooms like i. was trying to say yeah yeah so what red. rooms are they're actually these rooms. where it's like a live stream it's like. a twitch live stream for like the. psychopaths and [ __ ] oh i think i know. about this right so the [ __ ] it's messed. up they'll take like a person bring them. into the room live stream it and then. like behead them like torture them in. front of the camera messed up. man it's so scary because like this [ __ ]. happens behind closed doors and like. it's so hard to like to find out you.

have to track them down yeah to to track. them down right yeah because when. they're using the dark web they're using. all the vpn [ __ ] hiding their server ip. this and that yo like imagine they use. the dark web but like for like good [ __ ]. or like funny [ __ ] there's def there's. definitely like a good side to it you. think so i feel like i feel like there's. always good somewhere uh-huh but. that's it it's just like the hub for. criminals too you know i mean yeah yeah. so that's why that's why it is bad nah i. see what you're saying i see yours right. do you think that do you think there's a. bright side there could be a bright side. like what's an example let's see.

probably like maybe like getting [ __ ]. cheaper i guess. [laughter]. or like. like what's an example of something it. doesn't make sense that you can't get. probably something like. you know what maybe not. [laughter]. right maybe not yo there has to be like. [ __ ] like like abraham lincoln's uh. toll clipper or something like that or. is it something bro get like a piece of. history and then there's probably like a. scam though. [laughter].

[cough]. [gasps] like something that's abraham. lincoln's toe clipper but it's like your. uncles [laughter]. yo you know you know um you know those. girls that sell like their bath water. and [ __ ] yeah. [laughter]. yo people actually buy that i know. and what's crazy is like the whole only. fans thing the whole like that whole. wave of selling. selling [ __ ] for like the simps.

[laughter]. selling [ __ ] to the sims like that's a. loki that's loki a valid way that's a. valuable way to make money i'm saying. i'm gonna be real like honestly yo if. you if you were in that situation yeah. and mans are paying 500 dollars for a. couple like your bath water bro i do. that in a second bro i'm taking them. back every day. a lot of people want to hate on it yeah. yeah and a lot of people want to be like. oh where's your pride blah blah this and. that right oh look i think they're just. jealous.

they're looking just jealous they're not. making bands like that that's what i'm. saying because like all these money like. all these other people are like working. so hard for the money and like all that. [ __ ] and like they just take a bath yeah. they did [laughter] just stop that water. bruh. like a tissue it's all a tissue roll and. it's they sell like panties for like. like thousands it's crazy yo like i see. one of justin bieber he sold like his uh. his tissue like a used tissue that used. for like thousand dollars that's crazy. or like something like some fan had it. and like she sold it for like thousand. dollars that's crazy bro yo you know um.

bad baby yeah yeah uh catch me outside. girl. catch me outside. [laughter]. yeah so when she she just turned 18 this. year yeah yeah came out with like a. trailer for only fans and then when that. [ __ ] dropped she made like over a mil in. in an hour. in an hour yeah. yeah first day in an hour made like over. a mil people actually bought that yes. bro yo that's why yo i can't be yo for. me like okay i'm not gonna knock on like. the on the only fancy yeah yeah like yo. i would never buy that i would never buy.

it i would never buy that roll i would. never buy that there's so much free [ __ ]. down there [laughter]. you know what i mean. why am i paying to see that we see for. free yeah that's what i'm saying so like. i mean yeah i'll knock the hustle though. i don't know i don't i don't knock the. hustle but yo to the guys out there. spending your money on that be smarter. come on it's not worth it man be smart. [laughter]. [gasps] like. maybe maybe if it's like personalized. like i don't even know [laughter]. because you know you know how people.

people buy like uh their own girlfriend. like on fiverr and [ __ ] people. you can buy a girlfriend yeah you can. you can like buy a girlfriend i've never. even heard about it you can get like an. e-girlfriend like on fiverr what the. [ __ ] [laughter] yeah you know. but like in in the eyes of let's say. like a super lonely ass man oh no i can. see that then i can see that i can see. that cause like i i can see like it's. hard to go out there and [ __ ] and then. like it's covered too so nobody's trying. to like link up and stuff so in my eyes. like if that's what y'all want to do. that's what y'all want to do is okay but.

i don't know it's a little bit creepy. [laughter]. you know i mean yo i saw things like yo. there's actually like professional. colors professional life for. professional colors so like like people. that you like you would pay someone to. cuddle with you cuddle yeah like like. hold you and [ __ ] and like all that nah. that's just prostitution. [laughter]. that's [gasps] got to be prostituted no. no. they say it's non-sexual word this is. non-sexual so like like people will pay. for like someone to like come to their. house and just like hug them on the.

couch while they watch a movie what. that's weird oh the colors be making. hundreds of dollars damn for calling i. could see that though like [ __ ] there's. some people that would buy that no cat. yeah yeah they will because if there's. people willing to buy like bathwater. there's people willing to buy like. somebody hang around and share and i. mean like damn man i know. mans are down bad sometimes though and. then you have those um like the sugar. daddies and [ __ ] yeah yeah yo okay that. that one's a little bit iffy to me. because like. they could be doing some other [ __ ] to.

you. [laughter]. like like girls could be getting like. this deal with like a sugar the. quote-unquote sugar daddy yeah but they. could be a psychopath. [laughter]. but yo but some of them they want like. dinner yeah like 200 to go to dinner. with them and honestly honestly if it's. something like that i'm a hundred. percent for you know i mean like looking. free food and you're getting money yeah. man just wants some company. [laughter] you know. let's sit with him to get a meal. and and then like they get paid so much.

money too yeah yo they get allowance. yeah like shorties will be getting. thousands of dollars a week. just to like eat lunch with a man or. like go on like a vacation man roll okay. if you were a girl would you would you. would you fall into that it depends it. depends what i'm doing yeah like i'll do. the i'll do the dinner thing mm-hmm like. you're the point where like i'm living. in their house and [ __ ] like i'm like at. their house all the time nah okay okay. let me flip the script now let's say. it's for like a celebrity. [ __ ] you know i mean [ __ ] because like.

if it's for a celebrity then you get. clout too that's what i'm saying i was. yo stories love clout yeah you love. clown shitties love clouds. [laughter]. okay okay now sweep the script again. let's say it's a sugar mama uh-huh but. it's like a celebrity like let's say. ellen oh no ellen ellen's gay though. that [laughter] doesn't work. martha stewart let's say martha stewart. martha stewart is going to pay you like. a million a year yo but all you got to. do is just like just be like get around. the house work. like be a part of our life.

for one year one million lots of light. work okay but but keep in mind your. whole life is going to be martha stewart. yo i thought only one year no no no but. like what i mean is like for however. long you're in that situation let's say. it's not one year let's just say it's. like like a contract. [laughter] wait like you're in this. situation right your whole day is martha. stewart if she wants a drink you're. getting her drink. she wants a kiss on her cheek you're. giving her a kiss on cheek you know what. i mean i might do that for a year for. millions of life.

that's a lot of money yeah because. you're like you're like i can do that. i can like just i can just chill after. family word that's true i can just chill. for a bit that is and just be. comfortable but the only thing what if. it's like publicized. [laughter]. like what if like your face is on like. people magazine and [ __ ] bro i don't. think i want to be known for that that's. what i'm saying that's what i'm saying i. want to be known for that yeah that. that's it gets tough still yo did you. know martha stewart went to like gail. and [ __ ] for what what she do i don't i.

don't even know for sure but i remember. watching like you remember the justin. bieber roast nah justin b rose yeah like. the the roast the celebrity roast oh and. like everybody was like roast roasting. them or something yeah so i remember i. remember there was a joke there how like. she went to jail i forgot exactly what. she wanted leave in the comments if you. all know what she went to jail for. because i forgot. [laughter] yeah a lot of these. celebrities though like a lot of them. did sometimes though yo especially all. the rappers yeah like yo like most of. these rappers did time yeah like x and. [ __ ] bro okay i'm gonna tell you. something about x x right when he went. he went to jail he told this story to.

like his ex-girlfriend right yeah and. pretty much what he said was he met like. the devil in his prison so we how like. he he said he got locked up and then. in the prison cell like that's where he. sold his soul wait so like he was like. he was in the cell alone right or like. or was he with somebody else no no no i. think like he saw like a figure of like. a person oh so like he was kind of like. going crazy kind of really yeah or. something like that something like that. and then what what this girl said was um. ever since that day.

she noticed like a snake in her dreams. she would have nightmares of a snake and. then in her culture apparently like. snake means evil like it's a symbolism. of like straight evil so ever since that. day where he he talked to that devil and. quote unquote like sold his soul. yeah she saw that crazy oh that's. i know man well like yo like like that's. what like being alone for like a long. time like because like yo in the prison. zone like it's mad lonely so yeah i feel. like i feel like that's what it does to. people man like it makes you go wild and.

[ __ ] yo for sure. like yo if you're in like solitary. confinement yeah there's no way you can. like recover from that from that man. that's true from from being alone for. that long yeah cause because you go. crazy and then you start to hallucinate. that's what i'm saying and like. people we need other people to thrive. yeah that's facts that's facts because. like we need to be social that's what. i'm saying like we're social creatures. yeah yo you know there's a whole. opposite to that though there's like the. hella i forgot what they call it you. know in japan those people that only. stay in their house and watch anime oh.

like the. like otakus they're like weebs yeah yeah. yeah you know what i'm talking about. right yeah that's kind of crazy to me. because like yo they spend their whole. life like that just inside watching the. screen from their teenage years to death. like they're like that but if you think. well like i don't know if they're really. alone. like the enemy got [clears throat] their. back. [laughter]. the characters got their back right you. sound like that kid that's like i got. jesus and anime [laughter].

i mean. to each of their own right you should. have because yo like i can't even lie i. never watched an enemy when they feel. like they're there it feels like it's. your family. [laughter]. i guess so i guess so bro naruto's my. dog my dog bro that's true because a lot. of people yo people get attached to. characters eh nah yeah they actually do. because over time when when you spend. like seasons and seasons of watching the. show like you get attached to like. remember walking dead yeah yeah when. when uh glenn died in walking dead.

because we were watching it for how many. years i've seen yo it's been how many. seasons in the walking dead and then. yeah and then he just dies and like and. then i think that's the same way as like. game of thrones do yeah like when people. are watching game of thrones coming out. [ __ ] bro but yo like real talk yo an. apocalypse so what are you doing like. what's the first what's the first place. you're going like a zombie apocalypse. yeah and a zombie apocalypse bro okay. let me tell you something bro so. nostradamus right my mom actually just. told me this uh-huh so you know. nostradamus yeah yeah so he predicted. i'm gonna read it for you actually so he. predicted there's gonna be a zombie.

apocalypse in the coming years listen to. this listen to this the year of the. great seventh number accomplished it. will appear at the time of the games of. slaughter. not far from the age of the great. millennium when the dead will come out. of their graves so my mom said my mom. said maybe maybe it's 20 27. that's the. deal that's all i was thinking this is. the seventh right yeah and listen listen. so the great millennium yeah the great. millennium maybe that's two three.

thousand two thousand that has to be. it's gotta be and then my mom also said. like she texted me this maybe the effect. of the vaccines. [laughter]. on some i'm some like uh i am legend. type [ __ ] yeah yeah you're like i have a. theory about like how zombies will come. like to life okay let me hear it yo like. this i thought about this like on my own. mm-hmm so like up like way up north and. like in like the south pole yeah. antarctica and uh that was the old.

shakes circle so like that ice has been. like frozen over for like thousands and. thousands of years yes before like us. humans and all that like the ice age. yeah yes so like what like what i'm. thinking was like in that ice like way. down below there has to be some type of. like disease or like virus that's been. frozen in there oh like from time yo. that's so true yeah so like so like. basically what i'm thinking i'm thinking. like with like global warming with like. all the ice melting and all that [ __ ]. yeah i think like it's gonna melt to a. point where those are gonna get exposed.

whole like whole like viruses and all. that stuff are gonna get exposed yeah. like yo there's already people in art. like antarctica like there's people like. stationed on antarctica and all that. stuff maybe in preparation yeah but. maybe maybe. like [laughter] like here's the thing. because like those people from they're. from like all sorts of places in the. world like there's people there from. like canada us like europe yeah because. nobody owns it nobody owns it right so. like if those people were like worried. that contact that somehow after like.

they go back to their own country oh. and they spread that and like well i'm. like that mutates into like the zombie. apocalypse. that's a good ass theory bro because. because yeah it's so true because a lot. of the stuff in antarctica was actually. it wasn't even frozen the scientists are. finding out it wasn't even frozen. forever. it was a home to even like civilization. before yeah that's what they're finding. out just now like they're finding like. um supposedly i don't know if this is. true but they found like statues yo i.

heard i heard that there's pyramids. there too yeah like pyramid antarctica. bro. so so the thing is right the thing is if. this stuff is true it would change kind. of history as we know it because for. sure it's gonna give us more answers. to how civilization started around the. world right because we're missing a. piece of the puzzle because kind of like. the story of man history the story of. man. is kind of like a puzzle yeah and then. the more we gather pieces of the puzzle. we can find out exactly how things came.

to be because like yo if you think about. antarctica like it was attached to like. the main continents yeah because like. all the continents were like attached at. one point that's the [clears throat]. that's the theory of pangaea. has to be some sort of like living like. like life yeah that was on antarctica. hundred percent like for sure. okay what if okay you know how the. amazonians like disappeared yeah like. they they had no trace of like where all. these people went they just vanished. right yeah what if they they actually. went to like a long long time ago they.

actually went and traveled there and. then they had like another colony there. not yo disappeared oh yo i'm just. thinking of something right now yeah. yeah because like yo like remember how i. said like there's like uh like pyramids. like in antarctica yeah so like the. pyramids that they said they were like. they were kind of like aztec pyramids. word so like imagine like. those aztec people like they also. migrated there and built those pyramids. or like even like even if it wasn't. aztec or weapons like the egyptians yeah.

because because it's crazy how um in. egypt. and in mexico. and where else like in south america. there's pyramids yeah that's what i'm. saying they all have this similar idea. of a pyramid like where did they get. this idea. where because like yo like if those two. groups yeah if they never met i was like. why would they both have that same idea. of building a pyramid so like they have. to be like connected at one point yeah. okay let's put it all together now let's. put it all together so let's say. there there was pyramids in egypt. there was pyramids in south america.

and supposedly there's pyramids and. article now so if. the world was all attached together at. some point yeah maybe it wasn't even. that far away. maybe. yo okay okay you know how they say you. know how they say the pyramids were like. um like a beacon to like aliens and [ __ ]. that's like a theory that's like a. theory bam okay let me tell you this now. what if they were a beacon and just. because the earth's plates moved over. thousands of years the beacon can't be.

accessed anymore oh [laughter]. yo. imagine that's what because it makes. sense right no it does. because it's like it's like setting up. your wi-fi and then like moving it. [laughter] like you got to put it back. in place but bro what happened if the. continents come back together again fam. so that so like the beacon can be active. access oh [ __ ] yo because cause yeah. what if like global warming whatever the. earth's move the earth's place move.

again bring it together but i think it's. moving away that's only oh they're. moving away i think so oh shoot i don't. even know what i think they're moving. away. but like if they do come back together. what if they like yo what if what if. that's like doomsday fam that's that's. what i was thinking too well that's the. person that came that came to my head. what if that's like dude that's what if. that's the calling of the [ __ ] yo did. you ever hear about the sumerian sam nah. what is that so the sumerians right. so in south africa so yo this is kind of.

close to antarctica now so. [laughter] so. in south africa right. there was this ancient civilization. called the sumerians right and they had. all of these like hieroglyphics and. scripture. telling of like this um this. this other planet that was home to their. gods and people that came down. that created man itself that created man. yeah that created man it's like they're. kind of like gods kind of yeah they're. like gods so there were two of them i.

believe it was hold on they were called. the anunnaki so. so there was two of them right one of. them was named enlil one of the names. was enki right. so what happened was these gods they. created mines for gold. that's what that's what it was said in. the scripture like they they came here. to collect gold and they had slaves. right they were they were trying to make. slaves to to mind this [ __ ] for them. right yeah so. the theory was that or like in the. scripture they said that they took an.

ape. and then they evolved it into the these. slaves that would work for them that. would take the gold yeah that would that. would mind the gold for them right. bro and then take this in man take this. in. so. one is one of the two gods there's enlil. and enki i forgot which one it was but. one of the gods they hated they did not. like humans uh-huh they did not like. humans once they created them but one of. them did one of them was for the. creation of humans one was one of them. wanted like humans to prosper right yeah. so it said that it's kind of like a a.

symbolism of. god and then satan and like no that's. what i was thinking and it was said. in the scripture that the the evil one. supposedly evil one that wanted that. wanted to give mankind like more. knowledge was actually depicted in adam. and eve as the snake in the first man. also like that was like his form when he. was like on earth yeah so he was like. giving to man knowledge or more or more. you know i mean yeah yeah yeah so what.

happened was i think i think uh. like there was a whole uh banishment of. that of that god or something uh-huh and. it said that this planet is called. nibiru you ever heard of that nah i. never heard that there's so much there's. so much crazy to this like i'm just i i. just i just heard about this recently. right but bro you ever wonder why like. the moon is there. [laughter]. nah not really. right. no no you ever wonder why like yo how. come all the other do other plants have.

moons yeah yeah they do right they do. right i'm not trying to sound dumb but. but there's a theory. that this planet naburu is in our galaxy. and the moon was created so that we. don't see that other planet. so it covers it. [laughter]. [laughter]. yoga more time yo what's behind the moon. bro yeah cause what's behind the moon.

right behind the moon because imagine. okay so that that was a theory that. let's say the moon wasn't there uh it. wouldn't be covering that planet what if. like it's kind of like a decoy. it's covering it as it moves as it. circles around the solar system that's a. theory i don't know if that's true but. you know. [laughter]. i said the moon's hiding it yo i've been. hearing something like the moon's like a. projection a projection yeah. yeah because because there's there's not. a lot of proof like. okay. you know all those conspiracy about was. the moonlighting fake yeah yeah what do.

you believe what do you think nah i i. think it's real man you think it's real. i think it's real have you looked into. like the. the the footage though yeah i've seen it. because the footage is what trips me out. is because. they it's like they copied you know. stanley kubrick yeah i think it was a. space odyssey or it was a different. movie i forgot which one it was but they. showed like the moon like the landscape. of the moon right. and then when. when nasa first went to the moon when. the states went first went to the moon. first man on the moon when they took. footage of the moon it looked almost as.

if. they used the same set the same oh like. the same thing like the exact the exact. same like floor. so tell me why stanley kubrick made this. movie like i think a year prior to them. to the moon landing to the moon landing. a year prior uh-huh that's that's really. close. so tell me how stanley kubrick. knew exactly what the moon looked like. before they landed there nah there's no. way you know what i mean no way man okay.

okay this is where it trips me up the. most because like. i kind of scared myself when i said it i. said this on stereo actually i'm like we. went to the moon before right what do. you mean like like humans went to the. moon yeah supposedly right supposedly. how come there's nothing there right now. yeah like wait uh so there's like is. there like a rover there is there i. don't know or is that mars no that's. mars oh yeah yeah no that's actually so. true cause how come there's no like why. wouldn't there be a base that's what i'm. seeing why wouldn't there be like i mean. like something like something all they.

had all they left was the flag there's. like there's no like there has to be. some sort of like scientific like. instruments up there yeah did they even. drill into the moon yet no that's. actually so true so that's what i'm. saying right like why why did they go to. the moon then yeah because no they went. like if they actually went yeah they no. begin in beginning days like. it was said that during the cold war the. u.s just wanted to prove they would get. to the moon before russia yeah so that's. why it's like the conspiracy of oh they. probably they probably fabricated all.

that [ __ ] just to say they made it there. first oh yo actually i heard another. thing about the like the space race yeah. like i heard like okay so like i heard. like it had to do with like uh the. landing on the moon thing is like it. wasn't real like it was fake so like. basically what they said is that the. like the americans like they were. competing with the russians just because. they wanted the russians to like spend a. whole bunch of money like on like space. equipment so like they can waste all. their they can waste like all their. money like during like the like when. they had that conflict yeah like they're. wasted like investing in like their.

space technology yo that means. like they faked the moon landing just so. that they can do that wow. nah that's that's crazy yeah that's what. i heard yo because look look look how. come. if. if we did go to the moon or like if man. went to the moon right how come they. didn't go back. that's yo it's been how many years and. we never went back to the moon like yeah. there's no way how come they never went. back. i would have thought like we would have. went back at least a couple times why. didn't they at least like drill into it.

at least or something right yeah. maybe there's something more bro. or you've got to be so. like what if they saw something on the. moon. or like they saw like a figure or. something that contacted them yo and. like there's like some next secret on. the moon like they can't even tell maybe. bro and that's why they're scared to go. back no maybe maybe that theory of like. the anunnaki. hiding the planet nibiru yeah is true. and like they can't do anything to the. moon because it would like disrupt him.

if he pulled though. [laughter]. [gasps]. he pulled up on the moon bruh that that. would be crazy [laughter] that'd be. crazy so it said okay going back to like. the sumerian thing right. it said that one day they're going to. return well the gods are going to return. yeah one day no one day actually this is. even you can you can google this right. the planet it's they named it planet x. and it's also named planet nibiru right. yeah so they're kind of tying it.

together planet x this is a real planet. nasa's looking at it planet x. may very well be. this planet nibiru and if it is. one day. it might collide with the earth or come. really closely i see what you're seeing. because um so it if if it does right if. it does that just proves like the the. planet was closer before. yeah i didn't know. no that's some point at some point in. history right yeah let's say like. hundreds of thousands of years ago maybe. the planet was like right beside it that. means it wasn't too far away because.

like yo like they said they said the. same thing about mars like there's a. certain time like in like a couple years. or something like that when like the. earth is at its closest to like mars. like as it had ever been really like yo. i've been hearing about this stuff from. uh elon musk yeah like he was basically. saying so like we have like a certain. like time gap mm-hmm so like if we want. to access the moon where we're like yo. he's really trying to like push for like. us to like get to the moon in that time. gap yeah when the moon's like i mean. sorry not the moon mars yeah mars.

when mars is like the closest to earth. yo you know what else i heard. so i heard there's this planet or not. even a planet like an asteroid like a. huge asteroid right almost the size of a. planet that. has diamonds and like gold and precious. metals on this asteroid and elon musk. and a lot of other investors are looking. into like mine and all that [ __ ] and. bring it back to earth because it's. evaluated at like. 100 something trillion. 100 something trillion dollars yo if he.

got that. he runs earth he runs earth. [clears throat]. okay let's say something like that does. happen right uh-huh. would that would that like destroy. money in a sense right yeah yo because. like honestly yo i honestly feel like. physical currency yeah like is dying out. you think so like i feel like yeah like. paper bills and like coins and all that. i feel like like all that that's really. dying out you know that's kind of true. still because a lot of people they're. they're paying in um. in online yeah playing online you.

transfer this and that and like yo i. feel like the whole world would be like. so much easier if we only had like one. currency that should think about it yeah. because then you don't have to worry. about like uh deflation inflation. but. then. oh actually because like yo like i feel. like i feel like that's what they're. trying to do. how would that affect other countries. because i'm not like uh i'm not very. good with like economics yeah economics. and [ __ ] but how would that affect other. countries i don't even know i i can't. really speak on that but like it would. be less of a competition right that's.

what i'm thinking because if everyone. had the same currency why isn't there. just one currency. no i've been thinking about that for. years. why isn't there just one. like if you think about like there's. like the euro and stuff i'm like yeah. like that's for like most of europe. and like i feel like that's been like. pretty good over the years like has been. there all right this is gonna be the. first time i'm gonna say it but. i think in our lifetime we'll see one. guarantee we see what we're gonna see. everyone use one currency like all the. countries yeah i think so i think maybe. in our lifetime because we're like.

technology's advancing so quickly now. and the emergence of like bitcoin and. this like all the crypto and [ __ ] yeah i. could see like that being a thing i. don't think or like if it's not one like. probably like. three yeah like something like a small. amount yeah because kind of us dollars. is kind of like the main exact yeah. that's like the main thing that's like. the main like everyone everyone tries to. get american dollars yeah because like. the only thing about like some. currencies are like they're kind of. they're kind of useless or like they're.

not they're not valuable yeah you know. how um the iraqi daenerys are are not. worth a lot of money right now yeah so. my uncle keeps telling me. oh you have some absolutely what yeah i. got from a friend still really yeah like. the paper ones yeah yeah the favorite. ones damn so my uncle's telling me like. yo invest in investing investing in. iraqi dinners because the economy was so. bad from like the wars and everything oh. that their val the value of the money is. not worth a lot but he said that. eventually it's going to go back up it's. going to go back up and it's going to be.

worth a lot more money you know that's. smart that makes sense because i think. in the philippines um the peso is not. worth is like i think a hundred dollars. canadian is worth like something. thousand pesos or something like that. right yeah i'm pretty sure i could be. wrong but yeah so it's the same thing. like that it's like uh it's kind of like. foreign exchange. right so if you if you buy a certain a. small amount or like if you if you buy a. large amount at a small value mm-hmm. when it increases in value you're gonna. be you're right. it's like you're buying stocks yo like.

you ever seen like in like zimbabwe yeah. where like they they yeah a cup of. coffee used to be like a million dollars. there no way. [laughter] it'll be like a million like. zimbabwe dollars or something like that. why didn't they just change the case. [laughter]. [gasps] how many bills are you gonna. bring with you or that yo this is like. the same thing like like venezuela too. yeah oh but i think i think their their. money is like one bill is like a ten. thousand or something like that because. like yo. yo this guy has a stack of money like. this big [laughter]. guy's like he's buying a doughnut.

he's putting a stack of money on there. [laughter] and like yo the people the. people there they don't even count the. money because it's too many bills yeah. it doesn't make sense like yeah that. looks like a dollar i'll take that yeah. yeah that looks like a million dollars. i'll take it whatever. [laughter]. yeah imagine imagine counting all that. [ __ ]. like i remember when i was a kid i used. to collect a lot of coins yeah a lot of. like pocket change and then i would put. it in like the rolls and [ __ ] you know. what i'm talking about. [laughter]. the plastic rules yeah that's how i got. a lot of my money like i got it from. like change so i remember i used to.

bring it to the bank and i would see. like the the lady she's like counting. every single and i felt bad look you. have beer work [laughter]. that's actually so much work yeah so and. then they got rid of the penny. eventually yeah. man i remember there was one time i i. owed this person money yeah i was. personally like uh i forgot how much it. was like it was like five dollars well. yeah i was young back then i was like. yeah okay five five dollars when you're. young you're like oh the grade seven or. something like five dollars a lot yeah. [laughter]. but yo i had bare pennies.

yeah yeah so yo i give this guy five. dollars worth of pennies like i went i. got a whole bunch of like ziploc bags i. dumped all my pennies on the ziploc bag. [laughter]. after he like he came to my house to get. his money i went i opened up my backpack. i started putting all the bags there. [laughter] all the base 500 500 500. pennies that's a heel he got cheese. man open up the bag he's dumps on the. floor he's like yo what is this. [laughter] i don't want this like ah you. don't want your money all right fine.

i'll keep it there because it is money. it is five dollars. [laughter] because i remember um. i think this guy. he had to pay a ticket or something yeah. like uh like a speeding ticket or. parking ticket and it was very like he. shouldn't have got ticketed right he. shouldn't have got charged so this guy. paid the ticket. and truckloads of pennies [laughter]. truckloads. like dead-ass truckloads this guy's. thinking like me [laughter]. like i remember there's a video on i'm.

gonna look for the video this guy was. like backing up the truck and he has. like barrels filled with pennies bro. the truck was like leaning down because. it was so heavy. [laughter] i know they're cheese they're. so cheap. imagine someone that had it had to count. that i low-key i feel bad for the teller. that's who i feel bad for yeah i feel. bad for the eye that's true yeah. sure shorty just gonna have to count all. of that stuff by yourself [laughter]. that sucks but yo um you know you don't. like in vandal you watch mandalorian. right no i didn't what no i know.

so in in mandalorian his armor is made. out of like this metal right. and this metal is like very valuable. blah blah and back in the day. money was made out of gold right yeah so. money had money had like physical value. but nowadays it's almost as if money. only has like a societal value yeah you. know what i mean yeah because money's. not the same anymore yo for sure is not. yeah because it's like it's almost just. like i think jet said this before it's. literally like a bunch of metal it. actually is it's not even like valuable.

metal. cause like down to it that's that's. literally what it is yeah or like it's. just a piece of paper mm-hmm yeah no. this is crazy like how the point where. like so someone can just say like oh. this is not valuable anymore if their. people say that then it's actually just. not valuable yeah and i think in uh. ancient aztecs they used to used to. trade like cocoa beans cocoa beans yeah. cocoa beans yeah it was like freezing. but like it had value to where like they. can eat it this and they can use it for. recipes and stuff you know that's it yo. like if you have a cocoa tree you're. rich yeah.

farming but the only thing like you. could you could grow that [ __ ] that's. what i'm saying that's true you can grow. that [ __ ] with something like gold oh yo. i have a story yeah what is it so in the. philippines right there was this um. during the war. world war ii. japan took over was like try to take. over the philippines yeah and. they stole a lot of. kind of like the ancient relics or very. like high-valued um kind of like. treasures yeah asia whether it be like.

china the philippines all are all around. like that area thailand and i mean yeah. and it was said they stole these like. golden buddhas and these golden. treasures right. and they they hid it somewhere in the. philippines oh so like there's like a. whole bunch of hidden treasures there. yeah so supposedly there's a whole bunch. of hidden treasures somewhere in the. philippines that the japanese stole. during the war. but my uncle told me. that his this is his theory. that when the us beat japan. and the us [clears throat] kind of like.

colonized philippines for a bit you know. that yeah i heard something about that. yeah so he said his theory was that the. americans might have stole the treasure. like took that treasure that's american. thing to do man you never know right you. never know but it would be cool to like. go down there and try and look forward. i was just about to say that because i. always wanted to find like treasure i. always want to go on the treasure hunt. yeah me too like that's one of my. opinions that's lucky on my on my bucket. list like i want to go look for. something i really want to do that. mm-hmm yo you remember back then when. you see that geocaching thing yeah you.

see geocaching [laughter]. that was so fun right that was so fun. like i kind of want to do that right now. no yo i would i'll definitely do it. right definitely do it low key let's go. next week. [laughter]. you guys already know what we're doing. next week what's messed up is like the. the randall nautica yeah yeah i don't. know how we're like it sends you like a. random point yeah yo you told me you did. it before i didn't actually do it oh you. didn't i just like tested out they see. where the location was. like yeah i didn't know what was you i. can't remember actually but yo like the. thing about the app is like like you.

only have like a certain amount of tries. oh because you have to pay after oh yeah. yo because i remember hearing this story. like i think a lot of people know about. this story these these kids were playing. random nautica. and they found the suitcase full of two. bodies oh i heard about that one the. dead body it was on the beach right yeah. and there was a video and everything it. was like a suitcase opened up it was. like a garbage bag filled with bodies. your buddies yo yo like did you think. like that was a coincidence or like or. was planned i think it was planned but.

because who makes who makes those. checkpoints yeah that's true i think. it's just like creators or people right. and like the point was it was exactly on. the bags right yeah yeah. that's too much of a nah yeah that has. to be i think there's another i don't. know if this one was real but i know. there's another story where someone. found like a whole bunch of money no way. yeah like like dirty bills though like. dirty bills yo money's still money yeah. i know i know like you have to launder. that [ __ ]. [laughter]. well okay let me tell you this though. going back to the treasure i was talking.

about on the philippines uh-huh so my. aunt no this is not the the ghost story. oh this is a different option. this is the honor on my dad's side. [laughter]. because she kind of lies all the time so. i don't know if she's telling the truth. but. she said. that my lolo in the philippines. knew. where the treasure was. [laughter]. and you know me like i'm gonna get am.

too darling no way for real blah blah. blah. but like looking back like nah she's. lying yo ask her fam okay like a low-key. loki what what what if she actually knew. what if there's a map what if there's. something yo i actually want to do it i. actually want to like. i've [snorts] been watching a lot of. like tomb raider. national national treasure and stuff. like that yo you remember the movie the. goonies yeah goonies one of my favorites. bro that was my favorite for sure oh did. you watch outer banks no i didn't see. that watch that bro it's a show it's a. show. yeah it's on netflix it's on netflix it.

is it's loki a lot of people say it was. a little bit corny but to me i really. liked it because it was almost a mix of. the goonies. it was kind of like the goonies but like. like modern oh like more modern okay. more modern so it's like these kids they. they find like um his dad goes missing. i think his dad died or something but. his last his last words or his last. message to his son was like clues to. find like this man that's sick to the. treasure and [ __ ] right and then like. the whole show i don't want to spoil it. the whole show is like them trying to.

find the treasure it's so sick no that's. freezing yo i might do that bro like on. my will yeah like i'm just gonna send my. like my kids a treasure map. all my money and all that that would be. sold they'll have to solve it i'll be. pretty sick you just gave me the best. idea. [laughter]. have to write down my will yeah what if. yeah. even even if i just make it something. sentimental not even like treasure yeah. yeah that's true like let them find like. my first guitar or something. i'll be so sick right like this is my. like my personal treasure or something. like that or like that katana [laughter].

all right that'd be so sick. like i always said like. like for me like like. like when i pass away i want someone. like to plant a tree the word so like. it's kind of like i'm still living on. earth yeah because you can do that with. your ashes right yeah. and then you can even um you can turn. yourself into a diamond there really. yeah there's there's uh certain things. you can make it into like a diamond you. can make it into like rubies gems or. whatever that's pretty sick. i would do that i would do that i think. but yeah like i definitely want to do.

that tree thing mm-hmm yeah. [clears throat] because um okay would. you rather be buried or cremated. definitely buried buried definitely. buried yeah so you want like uh you want. like a set like a lot yeah because like. yo the thing like if you're married and. like let's see like thousands a year in. the future yeah like they figure out. like a way of like bringing. the dead back somehow. okay okay but like but like their their. bodies ought to be like. intact kind of like they saw that i have. like but then that's like um walt disney. yeah because because it was something.

like that that's all singing walt. disney's like in a cryogenic chamber his. body's like frozen wait it's still. frozen yeah to this day. damn i didn't know that you didn't know. that no. yeah so his body is literally in a. cryogenic chamber and like. i think you can visit her i'm not sure. i'm not sure but i think you can visit. it and i don't even think it's. underneath disney that's just like a. rumor. but. [ __ ] if if there ever becomes a time. where we can we're so advanced where we. can bring those bodies back to life.

and he's like fully intact walt disney's. coming back bro yo imagine your stories. yeah okay here's the thing though walt. disney is loki mad racist. i'm about [laughter] to see. i was just about to see that. like [laughter] if walt disney comes. back comes back from the dead he's gonna. look around he's like. yo [laughter]. yo cancel culture's bought the destroyer. yeah he's gonna destroy him destroy him. because this guy was racist like. straight racist the same thing with uh. dr seuss oh yeah yeah i'm just saying.

he's racist no doctor streets was a. hella racist because i remember seeing. like this um in one of the books. it was like a jungle and then i had like. oh yeah i saw it. yeah bro that was bad. next level fam like going back because. when we were kids we don't really. realize that first things right. well going back now that we're older. looking at all these things especially. like the older kind of. media and like art they created yeah. yeah. the the the filter was different it. wasn't we were not as sensitive yeah.

because like yo like like most of the dr. seuss books like those are made like. years years back like back when like. that was like kind of normal you know. what i'm saying yeah like like right. after the war type yeah right so like it. wasn't like that bad like when it first. like got released and all that like no. one really cared yeah and even um i. remember watching like the the three. little pigs yeah like the og three. little things oh i don't think i've seen. that so. yeah it's a disney movie and then like. i i'm pretty sure. the freaking the pigs straight up had.

like shotguns the [ __ ] like trying to. shoot [laughter] trying to shoot like. the wolf or something. and then the wolf would like literally. like eat the pigs like in the book yeah. no like in the movie in the movie i'm. pretty sure i could be wrong i could be. wrong but i remember i think i remember. seeing it in a youtube video but yo they. had shotguns probably losing nah i think. i think when you only got the shotgun. like in the in the end when he was in. the brick house. [laughter]. the pigs are trapping them no but if you.

look if you look back at a lot of these. like um like the fairy tale stories. some of them are kind of dark bro all of. them are pretty dark man like hansel and. gretel oh yo that was dark i'm telling. you anything made by disney back then. okay i don't think handsome gretel was. disney though. was it no i don't think so i think it. was just a story it was just a story. yeah yeah but but remember the story. where in hassel and gretel. the witch was literally gonna like kill. them yeah and eat them that's kind of. blizzard [laughter] that's kidnapping. that's cannibalism right there in the.

children's story before you go to bed. [laughter] and you know when you're a. kid you don't think about that yeah you. don't think you're definitely not. thinking about that no but i remember i. think there was this one point my mom. was reading me the hansel and gretel. story uh-huh but it was one of like the. older books right so i think it was like. kind of gruesome or like had details. yeah so she was reading to me and like. oh man this is bad or something like i. remember she's splitting the page yeah. [laughter]. i'm gonna skip this. because yeah it's low-key kind of dark. going back i know like some of the.

illustrations are pretty they're pretty. pretty gruesome too yeah they're looking. pretty i used to be scared of that [ __ ]. um. even i think i think snow white too. right snow snowboarding artist no way it. was [ __ ] up yeah oh little red whiting. hood little red riding hood yeah. pinocchio too oh pinocchio pinocchio was. [ __ ] up yo i think there's this theory. about pinocchio. where um. know you know how they all become like. bad kids yeah. [ __ ] i forgot this year you know i would. forget about that you have a theory. though oh yo i heard this one about like.

cars you know the movie cars yeah. so so basically what they're saying okay. so they're basically saying like elon. musk yeah he's he's like the mastermind. of like this this theory about the car. scene really. so you know like like. he has tesla he has like the. self-driving cars and all that stuff. yeah so like they're basically saying. like elon musk made it so like the cars. were like they were so advanced and like. they're so like smart that they ended up. just like wiping out the human race like. ai and [ __ ] yeah like ai [ __ ] like some.

terminator yeah. [laughter]. like terminator. that's why they have like eyes and. they're like living yeah. so it's a they're basically saying like. that's that's basically what happened in. the movie cars. [laughter]. there's no humans in that movie yeah. we're the people there's no there's no. humans like the cars they act like. humans and [ __ ] yeah they're all acting. like real people they have accents and. all that yeah. oh what if oh okay i'm gonna blow your. mind right now i just came up with this. on the spot [laughter] what if go into. that theory. elon must come in with neurolink.

yo. nero link yeah he's going to put our. consciousness into the computer and we. become the cars. [laughter]. we become like a tesla like we we all. become cars because of the neural leg. [laughter]. shout out disney. happens. that happened what type of car would you. be. [laughter]. i don't know i i i better be like a i. got to be like a muscle car still not i. want i need like a camaro i'm trying to.

be like a tank fam yeah [laughter]. i want to be a damn tank. what if you don't have a choice and you. become like a mater. [laughter]. like a rusty mater i'll be so advanced. [laughter]. all right we're running out of time. though i think we'll end it there right. there. yeah so thanks for coming through bro. thanks again bro nice to be back yeah um. shout out to josh thanks for him coming. through uh if you guys want to follow. them i'll link them down in the bio.

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