ALIEN PANDEMIC THEORY, DISNEY PIXAR THEORIES, & DARK NARUTO THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.43
[Music]. i've known you for like over 10 years. right over 10 years crazy i remember. when you pulled up in grade six yo yeah. i already knew you were about to be my. boy to be honest you me and josh we've. always been like really close to each. other i'm telling you i don't know what. it is it's just those friends that you. have yeah that even if you don't see. them for a long time. you're still like the connection's still.
there for sure feel me like you just. pick it back up and it's like it's like. no last time for me i was telling that. to one of my friends and i was gonna say. this too like if you have a friend yeah. if you see somebody you know it doesn't. matter how long it's been if they hit. you up again and you're just like. hitting them back like normal it's going. to be the same thing you know it's the. same and it's the same yeah. same vibe yo i heard um josh was telling. me you're working on a manga i'm working. on a manga that's crazy bro bro like is. loki been like one of my childhood. dreams because i'm like a big anime head.
yeah bad anime head so i've always. wanted to do that yo cause i remember. freaking grade seven yeah denzel would. literally make manga on his own like in. his notebooks and [ __ ] this was before. anime was cool. i was getting clown on the daily yeah. fans are making fun of denzel but like. he was on it before anime was cool. people were still bullying people about. anime but denzel was on that [ __ ] before. everybody yeah cause like honestly i. really liked drawing when i was a kid. like i used to read like a lot of. stories like robert munch and like yeah.
oh what's it called dire rumpy kids. yeah yeah. bro i used to read it all the time yo yo. i have a theory about that bumpy kid. really do you ever heard about the dire. bumpy kid theory no what is it yeah. check this out bro all right so there's. a theory yeah that greg heffley the main. character and diver wimpy kid yeah is. actually a sociopath sociopath. check this out bro check this out so. throughout the whole book right yeah you. have to take in it's his diary yeah so. he's writing everything in his. perspective.
right so no matter what he does it. always turns out in his favor. and it always turns out to make him the. hero right yeah so take this in if you. look at the situation greg gets into. yeah he's always manipulating people. he's always making him seem like he's. the most important person in the world. and you know his friend rowley yeah how. many times has he like manipulated him. into doing some bad [ __ ] nah that's true. no no no no cat because when i was. reading it a lot of the times greg. heffley he like victimizes everybody.
else. like he's the victim all the time yeah. it doesn't make a lot of sense too. because a lot of the situations he kind. of causes it's his fault this is his. fault his fault yeah not for real so i. think the new book is like um they made. a a spin-off on what's his name rally on. rally side. and it shows like kind of the dark the. dark side of greg really because you. start to take it in because now that. we're older right now that we're older. we look at it differently filming yeah. because before we're just looking at it. like oh it's just like a story it's just.
a fun story but yo this kid this he was. manipulating that he was a menace. he was always on that wave too i always. thought when i was a kid when i was. reading these stories there was. something wrong with greg i never gave. up. yeah i was reading these scenarios and. i'm like greg he always seems like he's. blaming everybody but a lot of this [ __ ]. that's happening is because of him yeah. exactly right it's insane crazy and. that's what's dope is um you just look. back yeah and then try and see kind of. the media we took in as a kid and see. how it kind of reflected off of us.
because some people took that story and. then they brought it to themselves and. then tried to be like greg yes. so maybe maybe that's why some people. are narcissist types are manipulating. types because they take in that kind of. character archetype yeah from the people. they've read about oh my god oh that. makes sense right is that why like when. you're older you kind of like vibe more. with squidward than spongebob yeah. that's exactly where you were. more exactly oh okay okay that makes a. lot of sense because yeah when we were.
little we didn't we didn't really take. in like oh that's that's why they're. acting like that yeah it's because now. that we're all more mature we see it. from a different view because the kids. view is way different way different a. kids views like everything in sunshine. and rainbows feel me everything's just. like great exactly but when you're an. adult when you get more mature you start. to see like the dark side of things and. then i think that's where this. conspiracy theories come from for sure. nah that's where people elaborate from. yo you ever heard about the rugrats. theory the rugrats theory nah okay so.
basically angelica she thought of tom. chucky phil and lil they're all they're. all pieces of her imagination so they're. not real they're not real so basically. chucky uh phil lill and tom they're all. dead yo they're all dead so basically. she thought them up because she was so. lonely yeah yeah and that kind of. explains why she has an issue like like. why their parents all have these. different types of issues oh [ __ ] no no. i think i heard about this it's like um. all of them represent like a different. way of a child could die yes yeah no no. exactly exactly yeah i know what you're. talking about i heard this one because i.
think chucky chucky and his mom died in. a car crash that's why his mom's not. there exactly and that's why his dad's. always a nervous wreck yeah yeah yeah. yeah that's where it comes from that's. crazy and then uh the twins right yeah. the twins so they were apparently. aborted oh [ __ ] so that she doesn't know. the gender that's why one's male and. female that's why there's twins because. she doesn't know the gender oh what the. [ __ ] no no no this is the craziest one. yeah tommy's dad yeah he makes toys. mm-hmm because tommy's dead but like. that's like him trying to like cope with. the fact that his child died yo he's.
always making toys because he was going. to give it to him. because tommy's not real and that's not. real cause if you think about it how. does angelica talk to babies. what i'm saying that doesn't make any. sense it doesn't make any sense because. they're literally like toddlers like. they can't even speak exactly and she's. having like full-blown conversations. with them yeah nah it's insane it's like. the the candice theory fan what's the. candice theory the the phineas and ferb. theory now i don't know that one you. know that one i don't know okay so.
there's a theory that candice and. phineas and ferb is actually imagining. everything and imagining that her. brothers are doing these crazy things. that's why every single time they get. caught yeah it never lines up with their. mom seeing it and her mom is very like. understanding of like oh candace you're. so. silly because she always has that. attitude yeah yeah yeah she has an. attitude so she's she's like that. because she's understanding that oh she. has a condition that's why she's making. up these crazy things in her mind that. makes a lot of sense.
i never even thought about that to be. honest right but yeah she never catches. them because i remember i keep watching. the episode i'm like when are they gonna. get caught they never get caught. bro you never get caught no i think i. think the one time they got caught. though was like the movie you remember. that movie i remember the movie i. remember the movie was crazy bro it was. like it's like they actually got caught. and then they got taken by the police. and [ __ ] yeah it was like the alternate. dimension so then theory for you what if. that was a dream fan what if it wasn't. the movie was a dream oh. it wasn't real it was in.
that's what i'm here. if you bag it there's so many theories. of like everything's a dream yeah so i. think there was a show i forgot what the. exact show was. but there's a theory that this one show. had a kid right yeah and this kid had. autism yeah and he would kind of create. scenarios in his mind right and at the. end of the show it revealed that the. whole show was just in his mind so take. this in so there's a theory that every. single actor yeah that showed up in that. show right would be connected to another.
show so let's say they're on that show. and they go to a fresh prince right. them being on fresh prince thus states. that fresh prince is canon within that. theory so if you bag it every actor that. showed up there yeah connects to that. show and every actor that connected to. this show connects to another show so. every single piece of media yeah could. have been all connected to that one. kid's imagination oh so is it like that. show was like the originator for all. these other shows that came off it's. almost like it's all in his head and.
everything every piece of media that we. take in yeah is created in his head also. because it's connected so what's that. show i gotta cheat i forgot i forgot. what that show is oh okay so that sounds. like the pioneer the the pioneer yeah. it's it's just a fun theory to look at. it that way but yeah you know what i. mean nah that's crazy i never even. thought about that one i'm about to. check the show yeah oh um denzel you're. a huge uh anime fan i'm an. what's your top three enemy actually i i. can't answer that i can't i watched you. one break yeah i can't answer that i.
watched too many i will say like i know. it's generic but top three is definitely. attack on saying that's not going to. tell you that. crazy okay naruto is definitely is that. number one for you or not not used to be. bro anymore it has to be nine more. though nine more though it's still top. five though it's still top five yeah. cause i i feel like for me too yeah. because whenever somebody asked me um. what's your favorite movie yeah it's so. hard bro because i'm a huge like movie. head for sure i'm a cinephile fan i. watch all the classics i watch. everything. and when somebody asks me what's your.
favorite movie i'm like [ __ ] because i. don't know like what genre that's. exactly it and that's the thing with. anime too because you don't know the. genre the theme romance action thriller. horde yeah yeah it's the same with. movies so yeah that's what i'm saying so. when somebody asks you you got to be. like damn i can't give you a definitive. answer but i can give you like i guess. some of my favorites exactly yeah one of. my favorite enemies is uh naruto yeah. you [ __ ] naruto i [ __ ] with naruto. heavy so i have this i have this naruto. theory for you bro i feel like you know.
this because i feel like you know all of. the naruto theories just hit me with it. bro. all right so there's a theory that. naruto yeah his whole upbringing of him. being shunned by the village right and. him being like the outcast and we don't. like that kid in the beginning right. right that was all planned by the hokage. my third hokage right because they're. kind of planned with it was that they're. gonna make him so. so saddened or so like hurt that he's. gonna come out a hero he's gonna have. this such a dark childhood that he wants. to come out from the dust and then.
become a hero for the village so it was. like it was like a trial for him. basically not not necessarily a trial. uh-huh but a way to like bring out the. best in him bring out the best in him. because they try to purposely put him in. a dark place because look it doesn't. make sense that you would take a kid. with a demon inside of him and. threatened and shunned him and shunned. him right yeah but i guess the third. hulk turtle is smart bro he's smart he's. smart so i think his plan with it was. that okay i'm gonna make sure that he. turns out to be a great hero and he.
comes out with the best heart so that. way he was kind of chasing that. validation from the village that's why. naruto he's known as being the protector. of the village that is wow i never even. thought about that cause like i was. watching the show right i was watching. the show before and the third hokage. yeah he's always been very very like. absent you know he was supposed to be. naruto's guardian where he was supposed. to be naruto's guardian yeah when his um. parents got folded what i didn't know. that yeah so he was supposed to be. looking after him yeah but while naruto. was in the apartment he would only come.
and like give him rent and stuff and. then dip and he would have tried to have. to raise himself yeah so now it makes. sense because that would explain why. he's never there for him during all of. his struggles and hardships yeah facts. it's crazy a lot of people clown him huh. the the third okay. why because he's gonna take care of it. that's like people clowning because me. minato was was he told him to take care. of him he said take care of him he said. look after him. five dollars for ramen then and then. mr noodles yes he sold so that that kind.
of look on it makes sense now yeah. because the people would remember the. fourth yes they would remember the force. of kage and if he if naruto is the son. of the fourth okay yeah they're gonna. treat him with respect no and then it's. like that for all types of like the uh. demonic spirits and stuff because. whenever there's like a spirit right. yeah you always put them on a pedestal. yeah yeah yeah yeah like uh yeah nah nah. nah nah nah kappa nagar. i mean like spirits in general oh okay. okay so like like a shrine maiden or.
something you're not like shy maidens. have like fox spirits or something like. that word because they don't want to get. cursed right yeah you don't want to turn. on them so like why would you turn your. attention on like bullying a child who. has a lot experience yeah so it was just. like a twist on it like okay we gotta we. gotta make sure he's like that yeah so. he comes out better yeah that's crazy. okay put me on like a new anime what's a. new anime i should watch what do you. like i like i like violence bro honestly. i like the fighting i like guns and [ __ ]. how violent depends bro i i messed with. um. high school of the dead that was one of.
my favorites. high school that's one of my favorite. animes all time high school today i know. you love that show okay so do you like. shows like that because that show has. like mostly like uh what's it called. it's kind of zombie it's a zombie show. it's a zombie show yeah yeah okay so let. me think let me think i got to go deep. into the yeah. even just like um a little bit more. modern because i feel like a lot of. animes why is this let me see if you. know the answer yeah why do you think a. lot of enemies now it's not very like a. modern take it's it's it's like in a. different setting of a different era so.
like let's say attack on titan let's say. like sort out online yeah i mean i guess. it's kind of modern but it takes it back. to that like you know yeah golden times. in time swords okay so basically you. know in 2012 when sao dropped yeah so. initially what happened was that it was. really popular so a lot of people call. that type of genre where it takes place. in the old times yeah they call it. isakai it means going to another world. so what ends up happening is that in the. other world it's like medieval stuff but. what they say is that the author who.
makes these yeah they're like loners and. like depressed and stuff like that so. it's kind of like escapism for them. words for the otaku. taku yeah so that's why there's so many. girls and like girls who like the main. character because they self-insert yo. that makes sense bro yeah okay that's. why i think that's yo okay here's kind. of my take on anime now yeah my take on. anime is that it's trying to please the. loner loki loki as sad as that sounds. but they make sure the character comes.
from like the dirt from the dirt comes. from like alone like a lonely setting. look at naruto like look at everybody. loki everybody's zero they call it zero. the hero yeah is there a hero. that's the term yeah so bro i think what. it really does is tries to push them and. kind of inspire them to be better which. is dope it's dope which is dope because. you don't really see that in a lot of. cartoons no you don't i think people. watch anime more than actual cartoons. nowadays nowadays for sure hundred. percent for sure 100. because animes like i don't i don't.
watch like normal cartoons right now. because like they're not stopping. all day. like the old days yeah but like anime. they they have like means and stories. and plot like i think somebody older can. still appreciate anime that's facts. that's fine like right now i can't go. back and watch spongebob and be like. this [ __ ] i feel you yeah yeah yeah. i think the only a good cartoon that i. still watch today yeah but it's new is. um rick and morty yeah i know i heard. good things about that one you watch it. or not i didn't see it yet bro. okay i have a theory about rick and.
morty though you gotta hear this [ __ ]. you gotta hear this [ __ ]. so um so there's a theory that rick from. rick and morty right is actually the. scientist from cloudy with a chance of. meatballs no. so first of all just look at their. pictures bruh look at a picture of both. of them side by side they're wearing the. exact same fit bruh they have the exact. same head shape they had the exact same. hair it's just blue rick's is blue right. so take this in how do you change the.
meatballs he experimented with what with. food yeah so in rick and morty we never. really see rick experiment with food. even though in a lot of other cartoons. where they do deal with science and like. experiments crazy experiments for. example phoenix and ferb yeah they. always do some spectacular [ __ ] with. food so maybe the reason rick never. experiments with food is because he was. the scientist from cloudy with a chance. of meatballs bruh and he's already been. through all that [ __ ]. it's it's crazy it's crazy but it's like.
it's a fun looking i feel like you're. right but i don't want to say it right. i feel like you're right. so it's like an older version of him. then because that's what it is or or it. could even just be like a like alternate. dimension because you know how there's. so many different multiverses and [ __ ]. for sure you see um you see spider-man. of course the trailer i had to how do. you think about that bro that's going to. be insane crazy it's going to be lethal. when it drops i think i think it's going. to be top marvel movie all the time all. time i think i think that's just for me.
seeing the trailer. but we'll see though we have to we have. to see when it comes out okay like for. it to be all time they gotta put toby. maguire in it they gotta put yeah. garfield in there yeah no if they have. both of them in there and like a proper. plot they won't they already won it's. all good because spider-man is the. freaking he's the face of superheroes. yeah nah definitely right it's not even. superman like the [ __ ] cares about. superman. about superman i'm saying it's spiderman. bruh everybody loves spiderman like it. would either be spiderman or batman. those two nobody else yeah no other. competition yeah that's fox but mainly.
spiderman like when you think marvel you. think spiderman they're trying to make. it iron man but we all know it's still. spamming we all know it's like. if you could have any superpower in the. world would you have uh. invincibility invincibility. like you can never die like like nothing. can harm me i could be any villain i. feel like i could be any villain. who's beating you to be honest no that's. fast but like but that means you won't. die bro that means does that mean you. won't age isn't that like immortality i.
guess so or is it like does it is it. like the same thing i guess yeah it is. but but would you want to be a mortal. fam would you want that. no okay so so this is my view yeah i. wouldn't want to be immortal but i'm. saying like 200 years being alive. wouldn't be too bad weird okay like not. a mortality i don't want to never die. but like 200 years. 200 years ago you loving stuff that's. true no that's true still because i feel. like i feel like life is still short. filming. i feel like life is still short and i. would want to live like as long as i. could as long as you could exactly but.
the thing is i think there's gonna be a. point when you do live um if you are. immortal yeah you're gonna be like. depressed fam definitely because you're. gonna see everybody die that's exactly. why i wouldn't want to be immortal like. even if like if i was living past. everybody i loved i didn't think i could. do it bro yeah low-key bro i'd be hella. depressed like i wouldn't know anybody. that's yeah that's the thing you're just. gonna be existing not because i always. think about okay let's say you're. invincible right yeah let's say you're. invincible and then some crazy [ __ ]. happens where a nuclear bomb hits our.
city fam yeah and everybody you love. everybody is in that city except for you. and you're the only one that just stood. up and like i'm alive how would you feel. bro how'd you feel that everybody died. at the same time and then you missed. like the ride okay like if i was like. literally in that perspective i know i'd. be hella depressed though yeah but i'd. have to fold that guy. you gotta get her revenge though revenge. you gotta get yo there's your there's. your next plot for your next anime bro. that's a sick that's a sick plot it is a.
supply that's a sick plot bro good. revenge story right there you should you. should come correct with me then. i'm telling you bro honestly because i. know your dream is to be is to be a. manga writer right or even just like you. you want to you want to go into anime. too yeah or like be like a comic artist. any any one of those is finally just in. the industry a lot in the industry so. bro i'm telling you just keep grinding. and just every idea that you have yeah. there's no such thing as a bad idea. until you don't use it exactly kill me. no you're right a terrible idea.
sometimes could be like amazing for sure. because i i bet you i bet you so many. times like some of these animes that. came out they try to pitch it to. somebody yeah and they're like yo what. the [ __ ] is that you know oh i bet you i. gotta hit you because did you know. attack on titan actually got rejected. so many times before i got picked up i. did not know that bro so like six times. i think it was six six or five times it. got rejected before somebody picked it. up yo. even shonen jump the people who do. naruto where they they rejected it they. rejected it that's crazy because they're.
trying to change it they're trying to. make it more like for teenagers because. it has heavy themes yeah yeah it's very. like adult it's very adult yeah so they. messed up damn bro see that that's the. thing like as long as you keep shooting. your shot yeah and believe in like. yourself and believe in your art fam. absolutely you'll make a way out right. nah 100 percent now it's all about the. mindset that's what i was gonna say yeah. it's all about the mindset for sure so. what do you want to see okay if you are. in the industry of the anime or just. yeah if you're in that industry yeah. what do you want to see out of it what. do you want to see do you want to see a. change do you want to see your own art.
become the greatest what's your goal bro. okay so my number one goal like since i. was a kid when i was like writing the. stories when like back in grade seven. yeah i always wanted to make like a. really really really sick black. character yeah i i had a feeling you. were gonna say that yeah bro i just. that's all i want cause like i see. shonen jump and i see all the the naruto. luffy everybody like that so i've always. wanted to make like a black character. yeah to be like on their level um. that's my goal okay i have a question.
for you bro yeah cause you would agree. with me black people love anime love. anime love anime right abc world really. yeah rdc world why do you think that is. why do you think black people love anime. so much okay i think black people and. white people they all love the anime at. the same time yeah but it's the fact. that like they publicize it more word i. actually think like i high key thing is. because of rdc world yeah black people. are more open about their love for anime. because i think like people before they. choose to keep it inside because if you. were like oh i like naruto you get clown.
you're like why are you watching that. that's true but since people are so open. about it now that's why everybody's like. yeah anime is lit and amazing yeah they. made it cool made it cool so now. everybody's like free to express it yeah. that's fast but cause even in like uh. remember right in high school we had. like the anime club and [ __ ] yeah nobody. went to that nobody. but i knew who the anime fans were. it was like our boys our boys. yeah you know you you know me and josh. and stop watching anime it's craziest to. me because like growing up because it. was kind of a stereotype the asian.
watches anime. that was like the stereotype but i. wasn't the anime ahead nah real me i was. in the out i took part but i wasn't like. the anime head and then y'all came out. like yo we watched hell and i'm like. damn that's crazy it's so dope to see. like everybody's into so many different. things for sure and it's never like cut. off no it's not it's it's always like. welcoming it's a connection we have bro. i'm telling you with our asian brothers. in east asia you know. so if you ever write anime bro would you. ever want to like you want to want to. stay here or do you want to go to japan. nah loki i think i want to stay here but.
i would want to visit japan okay we. would want to visit a lot of it we got. to visit japan. bro i'm about it but like i'm busy. that's the only thing. of course i've been busy if if it could. be like i could i could work at the same. time as going there yeah that's what i'm. striving for bro i'm striving for like. eventually my vlogs will be better and. they'll get more attention where i can. just do vlogs out there and then like it. will kind of make up for the last time. nah that makes sense because you i. remember in your uh your other podcast. you and josh want to go traveling yeah i.
know that's a goal of yours too so just. like with me bro that's your grind so. you got to keep at it too yeah that's. fine. what's the spot you want to see in the. world like so bad. venezuela venezuela yeah the fans are. the tings. for the boats i love the boats the boats. bro i'm trying to go on a boat i'm. trying to hear the the italian music and. stuff wait i like that yeah i swear. italian fam is venice really italian i. don't know man. i just know what the music sounds like. on the lows you know yeah. yo because i went to the cottage right.
yeah and the car the cottage was lit. because um brandon dino yeah he he has a. he has a boat there's a boat yeah it's. just a vibe i don't know something about. like being on the water oh yeah you. watch the outer banks nah nah i haven't. oh but but it's kind of like that it's. kind of that vibe of like yo there's. nothing else to do what we have with the. water. and kind of like our area we don't. really have much to do out here like. pickering there's some [ __ ] to do here. nothing out here bro there isn't [ __ ]. here bro i can't lie nothing out here. but we do have the lake lake and i i.
think i think what sucks is like we. don't really bag that we have all of. this kind of nature no we don't bro. honestly like even with our old school. like everybody keeps building stuff over. the nature bro yeah yeah so we don't get. to appreciate it as much i know but. what's dope about our area like we got. those forests like y'all we'll see the. vlog i'm gonna drop soon but we were. you're out in the forest you're doing. something archery in the forest but yo. it sucks because a lot of people they. don't appreciate it and then they always. look at like damn i need to be in the.
city blah blah i need to be like. somewhere else for sure but they didn't. really like look around and kind of. appreciate where they are yeah i find. that too sometimes when i'm like going. to work i don't even really appreciate. like how nice like nature looks in. general yeah shit's beautiful i know bro. she's beautiful she's beautiful because. i remember i used to go to ryerson right. yeah and downtown that's literally you. young dundas square all the big signs. and [ __ ] that's like that's city city a. city city so when i was there constant. day after day after day it just felt.
normal to me yeah right do you ever get. that feeling where like you're so. excited about something at once and then. eventually becomes nothing for sure i. think that's what happens to me a lot. when i go there a lot so like maybe like. the first time like if i was in your. position and i went to dundas first time. be like yo what the hell yeah it's. amazing and then like after like four or. five times away yeah it's cool i know. that sign i've seen that yeah you know. what i mean yeah it's always it's always. the same i guess generic i know and i. think that happens even with just like. things you play like video games too bro.
yeah yeah okay even bro like when you. beat a game you're done they want you to. go back and play again but you're like. yeah i'm done yeah i already beat it see. that that's kind of like the paradox of. you want to finish a game so quickly. because it's so good yeah but then when. you finish it quickly then you had less. of an enjoyment you just feel empty. inside yeah you feel empty it's like. finishing a show a good show like when. you finish a good show. stand up and pace around your house a. little bit. i really. it's one of those i can't lie because um.
because yeah like when you have. something to look forward to all the. time and then like that [ __ ] just. becomes regular or like you finish it. and it's kind of like a piece of you. like ah i kind of lost it now i gotta. look for the next thing to do right and. then it takes so long to look for the. next thing bro and sometimes something. can't fill it no someone can't feel it. right yo watch something you'd be like. oh it was just as good but it wasn't. like that one yeah like a girlfriend. yeah.
you remember that story you told me way. like way back about someone someone like. breaking your ass. you want that story fan okay so this is. how the story goes yeah so it was my. mom's birthday just went to red lobsters. all right every man was upstairs it was. three o'clock in the morning three. o'clock three o'clock in the morning my. sister came back from downtown and she. was just she was trying to sleep and. stuff yeah and then what ended up. happening is that somebody walked into. the house like just walked in and walked. into the house and all of a sudden she.
starts screaming she's like yelling. she's running upstairs she's like ah and. then she runs upstairs and then all of a. sudden every man opens the door yeah and. she's like yo there's someone in the. house there's someone in the house so. you know the first thing i did what'd. you do okay so about like a year ago i. copped a sword from the flea market oh. yeah i remember that. i got the sword from the flea market and. what happened was that i seen it on the. side bro never in my life. never in my life have i felt more gas to. pick.
yo. i was ready to fold this. i picked up the sword. you know that [ __ ] in the end. yeah. she went slow-mo. flashbacking bro that's the funny thing. though i walk outside my dad sees the. sword he stands. so everybody runs downstairs everybody. runs downstairs he's a white guy with a. blue hat yeah he's sitting down he sees. three black guys running out there guys. like whoa.
picks him up he throws him into like a. table. he has goes into a table and then he. like puts the sword up to him and he's. like oh. and the guy's like i'll leave i'll leave. i believe. i was i was looking for egglington. like what and now we kick him out he's. like i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry never. happened again we think he was drunk but. like yeah yeah ken's walking sony's. house. i i think yeah that's probably what. happened like he was just like he was. using right in the head he wasn't right. but yeah nah he was definitely shook i.
hadn't seen him in this neighborhood. again. yo i feel like our neighborhood it has. some crazy stories still it does like. even um even that time you know. christian yes christian told me the. story bro what do you say where uh. somebody robbed the convenience store. nearby they ran to his house right like. in his neighborhood. yeah. and police came right he ended up hiding. behind his van and his dad was like in. the window looking out like he sees the. police but the police don't see him but. he can see the guy like right behind his.
van. yeah and then there was a whole like. freaking like showdown there bro did he. get folded yeah he got arrested right. there i got arrested okay that's crazy. have i just seen that outside your house. i couldn't imagine yo. you seen something like that no wait. didn't you didn't you tell me uh. somebody did something similar with like. broke her fence or some [ __ ] broken my. fence is it like when the people like. there's like a gang warrior at our old. school oh that's something else oh. that's awesome you got to talk about. that you got to talk with that okay so. like i don't know what happened but i. seen bear youths pull up to our old.
school before it got broken down yeah. yeah i don't know any of them i don't. know any of the men's and fam there was. bare weapons. people were i just seen people folding. each other to be honest outside would. they they had like like guns i didn't. hear guns i think it was like wrenches. and bats and [ __ ]. there's some like outside [ __ ] outside. of [ __ ] and then all of a sudden they. just dip the crazy thing is is that you. only see the wrenches in bats you don't. see any blood or nothing so i don't know. what the hell they were doing like they. were like having a face off or something.
like this this is our territory it's on. tokyo avengers show. exactly exactly yo i i always i always. pray like i don't i never get into those. type of situations because even though i. train and i make sure like i know how to. fight and i know how to protect myself. yeah that [ __ ] is real bro surreal when. it gets down to like a like a encounter. where it's life or death down yeah like. a fight is no joke still it's not a joke. it's no joke it's not a joke especially. for weapon yeah like people are gonna. act like they're gonna be big and brave.
oh and i don't matter if he's got a. knife i'm gonna be superman or something. like nah bro it's not a joke so you. could get folded yeah it really get. folded because i think everybody has a. plan until they get hit fam mike tyson. if you get a [ __ ] mike tyson right. for sure for sure even even with a. weapon. like i think okay i remember watching. this youtube video right. and he said you know what the greatest. weapon you can bring with you what is a. water bottle why take this in bro take.
this in really because in canada right. you're not allowed to bring something. with you for self-defense i heard not. even not even pepper spray yeah not a. not no bat nothing not even like a like. a stabby pen nothing like that bro. so the best thing you can bring with you. for self-defense is one of those big ass. [ __ ] thermoflask metal water bottles. bro well is it because it doesn't. identify as a weapon it's not a weapon. because you're there you're using it for. there's a drink kill me oh. so if you take it in that's kind of a. loophole because that [ __ ] is a weapon.
if you smack with someone with it i mean. say yeah that's a bat bruh it is a bat. that's a bat so what like do you feel it. full of water and then you use it does. behind us bro do you want more weight. anyway. nah nah it's smart it's smart smart i. never thought about that yeah and then. um in in zoryu 101 i don't remember if. you remember this episode yeah but there. was this like debate they had right. there's this debate they had what. happened they said would you rather. bring a sock with you to the jungle on a. deserted island or a knife a sock or a.
knife which one would you rather have. with you on a deserted island i mean. like in retrospect you can fill a sock. full of water right yeah you could drink. it mm-hmm as nasty as that is as nasty. how that is. and like you could wear a sock like to. because it'd be hot in the sand and [ __ ]. yeah i mean like. i saw kind of a lot of uses because. let's say low keys has a lot of uses a. knife you can only use it to like hunt. and kill and how likely you're going to. be doing that when you're dehydrated. yeah yeah and then i forgot his name you.
know the black guy in joey 101 yeah he. was saying a knife is a weapon too right. but if you just fill your sock with. rocks that's just a weapon too bro. the butter sock from my guy yeah the. motorcycle. bro. yeah taken in um in but i think biker. gangs right yeah you know those. handkerchiefs they wear yeah take in. that's actually a weapon it's not just a. regular handkerchief it's a weapon yeah. so they actually they sew a corner in. the handkerchief yeah that they can. throw change or a rock or put some.
weights in it so when they swing the. handkerchief it has a heavy end to it or. what so it becomes kind of like a like a. flail like uh you know what i mean. that's a that's a sick way nobody would. ever think about it. and it just looks like cloth right. actually just looks like cloth oh. nah that's lethal it's crazy you could. pull it out and now you could actually. you can fold something right some of. these. i'm thinking about it in my head you. could definitely but then but then like. either way if you get in trouble for.
like fighting someone you're going to. jail bro that's the only problem. in canada bro like you do anything. you're getting folded that's that's what. sucks because even if you have like a. good intention of protecting somebody. sometimes they just don't listen and you. end up locked up anyway that's what it. is that's what it is like you i as. gasses i felt the sword if i actually. like use that on that guy. yeah go to jail go to jail exactly. was it worth it like [ __ ] maybe to. protect somebody but yeah you know it's. what it is down here yeah that's what it. is down here that's what it is but bro.
okay if you were if you ever like got. sent to jail fam i always think about. this for myself yeah like if i ever got. caught for something and i got life in. prison bro yeah would i try and escape. would you try and escape i mean let's. say this is life it's life right life. it's life and rising fast okay okay okay. now let's switch it what if you're. innocent. okay you're innocent what would you do i. would have to i'd have to try but i. wouldn't know how to break out of a. prison here i would know how to break. out of a prison like you'd have to like. you got to be like smart smart bro you. got to watch all those movies you got to. be like a light yagami fan.
you got to be planning it and then on. top of that you got prisoners always. looking at you and want you dead all the. time yeah bro i i wouldn't know how to i. would not i think it would take like a. certain type. i think there was somebody that did. escape actually for real there was. somebody that escaped through like uh. just like in shawshank they escape. through a sewer pipe a sewer pipe yeah. so take this in they escaped through a. sewer pipe and the people that escaped. they're actually so like they're they. had fun with it fam they left clues. behind and like little notes. they put like sticky notes with like a.
smiley face like [ __ ] you. nah that's insane because so so so not. on top of just escaping in general they. left clues to mess with the people going. on yeah. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] no but that their. iq must be like crazy bro insane if. they're smart enough to escape like a. high security person bro yeah damn they. deserve to be out there no not like. depending on what they did. like you know i mean just like i mean. like escaping from a prison family.
there's that smart fam [ __ ] that's an. achievement something they're on their. tai long [ __ ] you know yeah. yo but uh. that's a kung fu panda guy yeah. sasha sasha said i look like somebody. from kung fu panda i'm like damn what. the hell somebody in the comments is. like yo carlos looks like tai long from. kung fu panda yeah that's gonna. be the eyebrow shot. you got nice eyebrows though so don't.
worry about it. you ever heard about the monster ink and. incredible siri nah okay so you know boo. yeah yeah okay so you know how like. throughout all monsters inc boo was like. appearing and disappearing and sully and. uh mike could never keep track on her. yeah yeah because she would always go. really lately in the first monsters. yeah she would like go through the doors. and she would get lost a lot yeah so. what people are saying is that boo is. actually violet. violet from from incredibles from.
incredibles. to make herself invisible and stuff and. this also explains why she's so like. scared and like you know how like in the. first movie her eyes are all like. swollen or she looks tired all the time. oh yeah it's because she's traumatized. from seeing mike and uh sully all the. time yo. in the nightmare that's crazy you. probably try telling their parents and. this is what i think she's probably. tried telling their parents right yeah. like oh oh i saw a monster that saw. monsters oh you're just acting up or. you're just acting up yeah nobody would. believe her that's why she's so anxious. all the time that's why she's kind of.
like that emo girl the emo girl. nobody believes her. damn and if you look at boo and violet. they look the same yeah that's true. still they have the same hair same hair. and stuff kind of same eyes dude say. mine bro i heard another theory yeah. that boo is actually you know brave you. know that movie brave yeah there's a. theory that boo from monsters inc yeah. is actually the witch from brave like. the old lady the old witch how does that. work yo take this in bro take this in so. as we know in monsters inc yeah boo she.
was exposed to the type of door magic. where it can take you to another. dimension right and [ __ ] they can travel. through time and space yeah you'll meet. with those doors so the theory goes that. in brave i don't know if you remember in. brave in the back room behind behind the. old witch yeah there was a picture of a. log there with sully on it sully on it. with sully no i didn't know that yes. there's a picture with there's a picture. of sully on like a piece of wood like. engraved in it inside the witch's home.
so it's kind of connecting to what if. boo was able to figure out what sources. the magic of those doors and be able to. use it herself with her potions whatever. magic she does. and she's able to transcend through time. and space also no way. [Music]. because that makes sense that's why she. has all because like out of like a. witch's power why would doors be one of. them yeah yeah yeah maybe that's like.
her imagination or something no she's. been there that's always that's always. the thing bro that's always the thing. with with all of these cartoons and all. of these movies a similar theory he's. like bro what if they're just imagining. that whole [ __ ] bro exactly and going to. you ever heard the nemo theory is it is. it the one where like uh nemo isn't. really real yeah you heard that [ __ ] you. heard that [ __ ] that one i see that one. shoot that one that was weird. so basically what happened was that so. when marlon's wife died the the person. like the person the fist that killed it.
yeah it ate all the babies but nemo is. the only one that's surviving people are. saying that's a little bit strange yeah. yeah so what they said was that nemo. actually did die and that mar like nemo. was just an imagination of marlin's. trauma yeah because uh nemo in latin. actually translates to nobody. so why would they choose that name right. oh they choose that name because nemo is. such a special such a special like nemo. you never heard that name before nobody. nemo translates to nobody.
that shit's on purpose bro it's on. purpose that's on purpose i mean just. think about it how many babies did. marlon have yeah how did just one. survive yeah and and if you bag it hit. the only the only person or the only. fish that wanted to help marlin was who. was dory dory and dory herself has what. is she crazy it's just not she's not all. there is. she's not dancing she's not all there so. maybe that's why she's the only fish i. wanted to help him because what if they. already thought marlon was crazy himself.
right. even so like what if dory isn't even. real fan. yo miley's is going through it yeah. no there's a there's another theory too. that um so take this in bro so there's a. theory that in nemo yeah remember that. scene where all the fish and the shark. are together yeah it's like fish your. friends not food blah blah right so that. in that iconic scene right one of the. sharks they bring a fish there right. right and it's a little green fish.
remember that i remember that and he's. like shaking he's like he's like off the. [ __ ] bro he's like scared yeah so. there's a theory that that fish isn't. actually shaking and being like that. because he's scared he's actually like. that because he's the one that eats fish. he's the one that has a problem eating. fish. listen bro take this in so in the end. credits of nemo nobody really bagged. this i don't think a lot of people seen. it and the end credits and nemo that. green little fish. actually swallowed a big ass fish bro it.
swallowed a huge fish and chomped it in. one bite even though he's so small so. going back to that scene now that means. he was there not because he was one of. the fish that are trying to be friends. yeah because he was the he was the one. with the eating fish disorder as the. sharks oh no so he's one of those people. that are like i need help there is no. way. but no nobody bagged that because i. don't think a lot of people watch that. scene or watch that like end credit i.
didn't watch the end credits i didn't. even know about that but it makes sense. why else would they put it there yeah oh. my gosh yo well i think uh i think my. favorite my favorite fish movie yeah was. uh shark tale i knew you're gonna say. something. everybody likes star trek that's the. goal bro it's a ghost honestly i don't i. think that's might be like top five. animated movies for me top five might be. it's up there it's up there it's a. classic it's a classic right of course. and was dope about shark tale bro it it. really told like a good message fam.
because the whole the whole message was. like yo don't go clout chasing exactly. and. leave all your friends behind for sure. and leave the people that actually love. you right that's what it really taught. trying trying to be somebody else that. you're not has the consequences and [ __ ]. it was super evident yeah and the thing. about it is like a lot of animated. movies they don't have messages like. that yeah that stuff is super important. especially as like youtube and stuff. like that is becoming more prevalent you. go back and you respect that message a. lot more now these days because a lot of. people do it yeah that's true and i. think that's what they're really trying.
to do with a lot more animated movies is. trying to keep that kind of leave those. little hints of you can look at it in. this type of light for sure i mean i. like that and i think when i if i become. a director and i make my own movies bro. i'm gonna make sure i leave something. like that you you should and that's that. like that type of stuff is super. important i feel like a lot of movies. yeah need that to like solidify it as a. classic yeah i feel you i feel you you. need that message that thing to come. back to and be like yeah this movie was. good but this message was great yeah it.
puts on like that next level because if. you break it down that's those are the. type of films man study yo you know what. i just took in because you know how when. you were in elementary school yeah we. used to always like break down movies. and we have to do like an assignment. after we watch it we did yo. what if that's the reason i look at. these movies and try to find. conspiracies and [ __ ] is because of that. it could not. right no because those things had you. thinking like on the lows like we saw it. as work when we were kids they always. like wanted you to like take a good look. at the assignment and book in the media.
you were consuming and then try to. illustrate it so maybe that's what make. like pushes us now to like go back and. think about it exactly bro so what if. that's the reason why our generation. loves conspiracies and especially. conspiracies that attach to movies and. things from our childhood because it. takes us back to when we're in school. writing those assignments after the film. right that's it fam we were conditioned. to believe that yeah that's what it is. that's why we're so into it now. it's insane but it was a looking back it.
was a dope assign those were dope. assignments because it didn't feel like. work work it didn't feel like work it. was just like what's your take on it i. mean [ __ ] we'd be watching a movie fan. yeah. like honestly we were watching movies. and then writing about how we felt about. it after like every class everybody. would love school fam on the lows. yeah bro. what was your favorite uh movie you. watched in school uh. cyber bully cyber bully what's that one. remember the one with um i think she she. was from hannah montana it was actually. some hannah montana oh lily lily yeah.
yeah yeah and it was a showing about how. she got like cyberbullied at high school. oh yeah it was pretty bad like the theme. was dark but i thought a good message oh. weird it was like a it was like a good. like production production [ __ ] got me. thinking yeah you remember um i don't. know if they still do this in elementary. school because i feel like they wouldn't. but do you remember when we had library. time or like computer time yes. the computer lab family we were talking. about yo leave in the comments and leave. a like if y'all ever had like computer. time because i think that type of [ __ ].
it really like shaped our generation for. real you think so i think that's what. shaped our because i look at my sister's. generation right yeah they didn't have. computer time they didn't they didn't. like she told me at least she didn't oh. which is crazy right which is crazy. because when when we had library time. aka computer time we would just go to. the library on the computer and then we. have like what like 30 minutes of just. browsing internet that's what i'm saying. like researching playing games whatever. you wanted. right and i feel like doing that at a. young age with your friends as like the.
teachers trying to show you how to use. the internet. made us so kind of aware for me really. it made it so good that it made us so. good with the internet made us so good. with like seeing resources that we have. so it's like conditioning our skills and. like training us so that we could be. doing stuff like this like this exactly. like this exactly. okay okay. because i look at my sister right yeah. and dog take this in what she told me. she didn't even know how to use. microsoft word no no this was before. though this is older now so she does.
know oh but when she was like grade six. grade seven. she didn't know how to use microsoft. word bro no way which is crazy. which is crazy we i swear like i don't. know about when when you started because. you came in grade six but yeah grade two. we were learning about yeah yeah i was. learning that i was learning that and. like sk bro sk sk exactly i was already. on the computer looking at like games. and stuff skjk fam that's the only way. we'd be able to play the computer games. that's why we got so annoyed whenever we. got to go to the computer live exactly.
they don't she didn't even know. microsoft word though yeah. so i don't know what do you think do you. think it's gonna because it's we're in a. weird kind of like spot in history yeah. where we have so much technology. yeah but the youth when they come up. it's so much for them to take in so they. try and simplify it right i find. something so that's why that's why you. see the kids with the ipads the tablet. kids feel me yeah but when you restrict. them to that when you restrict them to a. tablet or an ipad it doesn't have the. same capabilities as a pc filming so.
when it doesn't have that they kind of. lose the rest they lose their. it's because they rely too much because. it's so simple for them that yeah they. don't know how to like actually use it. you know yeah it's there for them. because when it's locked down to like a. few little buttons these little buttons. then when they move over to computer. this [ __ ] feels like you're you're. reading chinese feel me like it's a. different language they don't understand. because it's a lot more work to like. open up microsoft word you gotta go look. for it you gotta go into like the file.
home screen yeah exactly. exactly. so that's what's crazy is what i noticed. about the new generation or our. generation is we grew up on that part of. it but even though we're in such a. highly even more advanced time in. history they're still behind they're. still behind it's weird it's weird it is. weird it's like kind of backwards in the. sense of like you're making things. easier for them but in doing so you're. cutting the skills and stuff they need. to like you know function right yeah. it's kind of crazy it's crazy man but.
that's where it falls in line with us to. kind of teach them that you know that's. true that's what we do that's why we. were taught yeah i know that's facts no. that's why we were taught to teach them. exactly that's our job now yeah damn. that's a good way of looking at it bro. that's what it is because i remember um. shout out to garyvee i remember seeing. this on a garyvee podcast yeah but he. said one really good side hustle yeah is. if you're a young kid and you just want. to like make some money bro there's. people out there as crazy as it sounds. there's people out there that still.
don't know how to use like technology. they don't don't know how to use their. phone don't know how to use i don't know. how to upload youtube videos. don't even know how to like even use. photoshop film me yeah so if you're. young and you have those skills and you. know how to use this stuff there's a way. to monetize it and there's a way that. you can you guys can make money and even. loki build a career off of it definitely. there's like if you put in the effort. and work bro there's so many people that. would want to learn how to use like. photoshop and stuff because people have. ideas like this to like go and make. podcasts or their own youtube videos but.
they don't have they don't know what it. takes right they don't know what it is. they don't want to take they need. somebody to teach them exactly. a job is always open right yo. that's why i always say freaking when. when we were in comm tech and contact. class denzel was in my class. no we took the same. it's the same class you took the same. class but we learned so much [ __ ]. exactly that's so useful bro and you can. apply it to anything like i think back. in high school i can like definitely say. that that class has taught me the most i. still use the skills i had from that. class like today yeah for sure so if you.
guys are in high school thinking about. it take that media arts take that. communication technology class because. dead ass that's very important. especially in our generation and our. time in history you can make a lot of. money from the things you learn there. and that [ __ ] is important [ __ ] is super. important it's all about the grind you. put in the work and effort you'll get. there yeah facts definitely well what do. you think what do you think one thing. you learned in school that you still use. besides that stuff though like i guess. just english english i guess like i oh. no you know what since like i'm trying.
to write right since i'm trying to write. stories i do take a lot of english. classes like just recently i started. reading a lot more books because i like. plots fam yeah yeah i love plots like i. love stories so i'm trying to see how. other authors project their own like. perspectives on their own stories and. i'm trying to implement it in my own way. yeah that's what i'm trying to do yo i. heard this crazy thing that um you know. the shining you ever heard of that movie. is it is it like the dark tower no no no. no it's um it's stanley kubrick oh okay. now you know who stanley kubrick is i. don't even know who that is so he's a. director he made he made all of these.
movies like um space odyssey space. odyssey space odyssey the shining um i. think like there's a few other ones like. classics right right so he made all. these movies and supposedly he left. hints in the shining yeah that relate to. the moon landing being fake and take. this in take this in right so the huge. conspiracy is that they use stanley. kubrick to try and fake the moon landing. when they did it no way yeah. you can so take this in bro take this in. so this is a huge conspiracy like so.
many people did videos about this yeah. but when the moon landing happened right. it happened a year after stanley kubrick. released a space odyssey right yeah. their exact set and a space odyssey. matched the real-life supposed real-life. footage of the moon they got so how the. [ __ ] did stanley kubrick know exactly. what the moon looked like to the t. before they went to the moon with the. shadows with the with the sand. everything bro. no. you see this kind of goes back to what. i'm thinking about like fam i kind of.
feel like the government leaks certain. things to certain people to predict. what i'm saying bro yeah bro i feel like. because media has such a big influence. on everything we think about we only. know what they feed us you know yeah so. like maybe they put that there so you. know to like make us think that's what. to make to make us that i just think. that you know yo okay here's this okay. this is a crazy okay this is one of the. craziest theories i heard because it. really affected me right because it made. me think differently what happened so. there's a theory that the cia the.
government whatever right looks at those. reddits and all of those hubs of. conspiracies yeah to see what the public. already knows. so if you bag it right if you bag it. we're gonna we're gonna come out with. the craziest conspiracies and put it on. reddit whatever right yeah so if you. think about it whoever's in the highest. power looking at trying to figure out. what conspiracies they're catching on to. right they're gonna take a look at what. we were talking about so in a sense who. knows there could be people watching. this podcast right now that are like.
[ __ ] maybe they know about this let's. let's see if they know about this yet. you're saying we're getting targeted. right now. [Applause]. you feel me because if you think about. it like yeah that's that's gonna that's. gonna happen if you're one of those. people i think uh alex jones he's like a. huge conspiracy theorist on youtube. right uh-huh he definitely has some eyes. on him feel me yeah he 100 has some eyes. on him by the government whatever the. people in power.
to see like what kind of secrets might. he crack down on to you no no no no so. like do you think they're like taking. what he says and then trying to project. it like it's not real it's like trying. to change our mind. and they like take what he says and then. try to give it to the media and say okay. do this so that they stop thinking like. that mm-hmm and that type of [ __ ] bro. type of [ __ ] and and there's another. theory this is full of theories this. episode but yo there's another theory. that you know everything that came out. with aliens ufos if you think about it.
how many movies have they made of aliens. right bear bear bear of space sci-fi. whatever right yeah so there's a theory. that the whole sci-fi genre was created. so that it makes us look at space and. aliens as something that couldn't even. be true because if you think about it. right now it does feel like damn that. [ __ ] could not be true right yeah but in. reality yeah that could be very true it. could be they try to desensitize us to. the fact that oh there's aliens blah. blah they tried they gave us all this. media all of this media of aliens of all.
these you know i mean like sci-fi type. of technology yeah and try to manipulate. our heads to be like oh yeah that's. nothing that's nothing like yeah sure. sure that's not real you know what i. mean but that [ __ ] could be real [ __ ]. could definitely be real right this is a. thing though you think they're doing. that for a reason yeah i think so. i think what if what if they were. governmentally funded or like you know. type of [ __ ] like they they're they're. funded to come out with that content so. that they would push that agenda of like. yeah all of that space stuff is just.
mumbo jumbo why do you think. why do you think they're pushing that. agenda though do you think because they. actually seen an alien maybe maybe they. know stuff that is true and then they. want to make it seem like it it couldn't. be oh they're trying to hide it from. trying to hide it trying to hide it. because that would be the best way to. hide it because one of the best ways to. hide something is what in plain sight. that's what it is okay so and then you. when you think about it when they. present aliens and media they're always. like monstrous ugly yeah yeah yeah man.
what if aliens are like the most. beautiful things ever but they don't. want us to think about something like. that. they're only pushing the way they. they're feeding us what they what what. they want to project no that's true that. has to be true because realistically an. alien would look like us they wouldn't. because they wouldn't look like monsters. that's the only way they could exist. right. bro i'm telling you it's it's really. what it comes down to it's who you trust. you know yeah. and what's crazy is all of this stuff. about ufos and aliens are coming out. just this year last year.
we never seen like them talk about. aliens on the news before never until. the last three years exactly like what. the [ __ ] that's not that can't [ __ ]. be bro right gotta be something to it. cuz okay do you have this feeling cause. i have this feeling honestly like the. pandemic all of this [ __ ] that's. happening yeah isn't it like there's. something more there's definitely. something more like something coming fab. as crazy as that sounds like i hope that. i hope it's nothing like bad but like. you think like all of this is like the. appetizer for the main dish right.
low-key bro low-key okay if let's say. tomorrow aliens come down what are you. what are you gonna do bro how are you. gonna change like life is loki gonna. change life is gonna change like. religion might even change too religion. if you bag that people's beliefs. people's beliefs everything will change. like. nobody will be able to control it too. because it's going to be like ah there's. going to be some next [ __ ] when you. think there's going to be some next year. i don't even know it's going to be some. next [ __ ] some next [ __ ] the whole world. will transition yeah everybody's mindset. will be different yo okay okay so.
there's there's a this is like a huge. conspiracy but people think that one day. the people in the higher power they're. gonna fake an alien invasion to try and. make us scared why are they doing that. bruh to control us or to make us join. together so take this in take this in. right yeah how do you get everybody. that's fighting to work together in. naruto they put a big enemy something. that everybody hated and everybody had. to team up to take it down exactly.
exactly so what would be the equivalent. to earth something outside of earth no. cab right that's what it has to be yeah. so if you if you ever want to see all of. these nations come together as one yeah. we would have to see an outside threat. and what would that outside threat be. aliens bro oh my god aliens so you're. saying aliens are the cure for world. peace right loki. they might be found you found a cure for. world peace honestly you definitely got. a target on you now man.
right now. oh no no because if you bag it bro like. [ __ ]. it could be true fat that that's what it. is like honestly i think it goes down to. the saying like your your worst enemy. could be your best friend if you and him. both agree that there's somebody worse. than the other yeah no that's true and. we see that all the time even just even. in like high school bro high school. exactly shorty squash beef over it over. freaking a guy because they they both.
done dirty by the same guy exactly and. then if the guy did them both dirty they. might be like yeah he's he's [ __ ] or. something like exactly yeah like they. got it they're going to team up they're. going to look at a different life. they're not going to hate each other. i i think i think there's there's so. many different like um i look at the. world like a chess chess board feel me. yeah like everybody's moving something. some way yeah even if you don't notice. it steps are being taken place feel me. absolutely like even like we're not. noticing it but yeah there's gonna be an.
agenda of something even if it's like. that's it not necessarily like freaking. world domination. there's going to be steps that were. taken to something yeah so everything. has like a like a beginning a beginning. to it like something to prep yeah like a. gta 5 side quest before the heist dead. eyes exactly like that. okay nah that makes a lot of sense so. what what if bro what if covet and all. this stuff is prepped for the alien song.
okay what if all right this is this is. like crazy crazy but what if fam uh what. if all of the vaccines yeah are so when. the aliens come down we won't get sick. from the aliens. [Music]. just think about it bro just think about. it. when the european when the europeans. came to north america yeah they made the. natives sick yeah so if aliens come to. earth yeah they would probably make us. sick too feel me i'd be no shift so what.
if what if the aliens are ready to come. down and they're like yo y'all y'all. gotta give them this this vaccine first. before we come down here yeah. that's probably what it is. that's probably what it okay because. like when you think about it like the. vaccine came fast it came fast right. fast and everybody was saying okay this. is the worst pandemic fans it's been a. minute because like when you and me like. there hasn't been a pandemic like no. that hasn't been something crazy like. this ever ever ever in life yeah in life.
so it's it's pretty scary how like they. got a vaccine so quick for something. that they said was super big almost like. they had it already exactly right. exactly and around the same time they're. dropping all this ufo sightings all. these alien sightings. that's why all the advertisements on tv. yo go make sure you get your vaccine. everybody needs to get their vaccine. aliens are coming back. bro it could be true. honestly if if they knew the aliens were. coming and they knew they had a disease.
that would kill us yeah they would give. us a vaccine so that we won't get sick. from the aliens they wouldn't tell us. too because they didn't want they. wouldn't want to cause panic they know. anarchy they did exactly damn look at. the purge they don't want that to happen. in yeah. oh so they're getting us ready damn bro. it might be true bro you never know that. i got my story just in case you know. well okay what's the move what's let's. say let's say aliens come down do you. think they're gonna be friendly i mean. um it depends on their intelligence like. if they're smart. they might be friendly because like. smart yeah honestly when you think about.
it like. would not be like somebody's first thing. when you come upon a new country that's. true you're gonna want to go straight. for war that's fact you wanna get to. know the person beforehand see if. they're like going to be an enemy it's. like animals right animals fight other. animals for like territory yeah when. they feel threatened so if we don't. present us right i don't see why they. would want to start a war unless they. want to get our resources or something. but yeah when you think about it like i. guess it depends on how smart are they. compared to us and if they're like way. way way smarter maybe they just see us.
as freaking like ants all right. too right not even as a threat. so but then that also runs the course of. like they could be seeing us as ants. they might want to enslave us or. something you know yeah. that too that too bro not everybody's. friendly bro their mindset might be. primitive like their technology might be. advanced but their mindset might be oh. that's a good point bro what i'm saying. that's another anime plot bro. that's another anime plot man making. four stories right now. yo you're gonna watch back and then.
you're gonna write down all of these. right back all these stuff we're coming. up with the big ones the next hit all. right yo i think we'll end it there. though that was a good episode fast. absolutely that was a good episode all. right fans thanks for coming through bro. i'm never gonna have you on again of. course. um if you guys haven't already check out. my vlog channel link in the description. you have anything you want to shout out. nah bruh just be safe and be good you. know. all right thank you thank you for. showing up bro of course jumpers jump. out.
