9/11 COCA COLA CONSPIRACY, CAT & THE HAT KILLER & ELLA LANGLEY REAL LIFE HANNAH MONTANA - EP 306
Did you know in Japan they actually do. this where they can see spirits and. demons based on a hand gesture they do. >> like so you know Chainsaw Man where they. go like boom and they go like this. Yo, they actually have there was a. conspiracy about 9/11 though. Did you. see the Coke calendar that predicted the. 9/11 [ __ ] So on September when 9/11. happened, guess what the photo was? There's a real life Hannah Montana and. it's an artist that we all have heard. and we all low-key have seen the regular. version of without a disguise.
>> Yo, rapper. >> No, literally the biggest Billboard 100. today. What's number one? What's number. one? >> There was this atheist story where he. took himself to the hospital and they. said, "Oh, in your small intestine. there's a hole which could lead you to. dying." So, he's so scared to the point. he passes out. He wakes up, but then he. looks at himself. >> And now he's. so amate.
>> No, the craziest cuz we've we've done. hella podcast. >> Yeah. >> And I've done a lot like so I've done. one with with Cuda and Sharon. That. setup was crazy. We were we were doing. that [ __ ] like we were stacking desks on. desk just to get the tripod position and. like you don't have a tripod on books. and [ __ ]. >> Going from jumpers to like something. else is like very like wow. You can see. like cuz we don't even do this [ __ ]. professionally. So you know what I mean? So uh and going to these guys those guys. don't press record. And remember we went.
to Woo Talk's podcast. Yeah. >> Remember we took a break in between like. we started talking uh and drinking water. and they're like, "Oh yeah, you want to. keep going?" I'm like, "WHAT? THEY DO. THAT. I'm like, "NO, CUZ AFTER THAT it's. like, where's the emotion's gone?". >> Yeah. I don't I don't I don't do that. I. don't really work like that. >> That was so crazy. He's like, "Yo, we're. going to keep going for another hour.". WHAT YOU MEAN? >> THE PODCAST is done. I don't know cuz. you need you need like a flow momentum. and like you need kind of like it's it's. it's like a a frequency you be on. You. know what I mean?
>> Yes, fam. It's weird. >> cuz I I couldn't I couldn't just like. stop, go back in. >> Yes. Unless there's something really. really exciting I wanted to talk about. >> Yeah. >> But otherwise, >> no, you can't stop it. >> No. You know what I'm saying? Like it. has to be right. >> Yeah. What we did before, remember, uh. we had to do this though, we didn't have. those plugs for the cameras. >> So whenever we needed to check the or we. had to reset at 20 minutes. >> No, it was because um the cameras we. were using. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's why.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But we had to reset every 20. minutes, but the reset would be fast. It. would BE LIKE YEAH. YEAH. RIGHT. NO, WE. got good at that though. We got good at. that. But if you [ __ ] up, you [ __ ]. up. >> Yeah, you [ __ ] up. You know what I'm. saying? Like we didn't have no alarm. We. should have had a beeper or something. I. don't know. >> The whole time we were just looking at. it. I'm like subconsciously like if I. know uh especially in the LA one, remember when there was um a person. producing it for us? Like there was a I. was like in the back of my head I'm. like, "Wow, somebody's really listening. to me right now." Like and I that just. kept rolling in my mind. I'm like, "Oh, why am I like the thoughts are not.
coming out the way we are?" Because we. because we record dooo, right? So, I I. can say anything really. >> Oh, I have something crazy for you. It's. a thought experiment. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Cuz So, you're saying you're saying you. um get self-conscious because somebody. else is listening. And I know that. they're there. >> Oh, I'm about to [ __ ] up your mind right. now. Ready? Ready? Ready? So, we all. have a voice in our head, right? >> Yeah. >> And we all have a perspective that. nobody else can see. >> Mhm. >> And you know how like the simulation. theory is? You see your vision and you. hear your thoughts and you see.
everything here. >> Yes. Now, if this were a simulation, as. people might might say, >> Mhm. >> and this consciousness. isn't necessarily important. >> Mhm. >> Then who's it for? >> Then who's it for? >> If you take it in. >> Yeah. >> Right. If you take it in, >> okay, >> what you're viewing, if it is a. simulation? >> Yeah. >> Who's it a simulation for? >> Is it for? >> Because you're viewing. >> Yeah. >> So, who's witnessing? >> I God. >> You get what I'm saying? >> Yeah. God. Who who is it? Who would it.
be for then? If it is, >> oh [ __ ] that. You know what I'm saying? That fan. >> Let's say let's say you're for example, we go watch a movie or we go play a. video game. It's obviously for the. enjoyment. For. >> for my enjoyment. Yeah. >> Okay. Boom. If this is what people say a. simulation. >> or a consciousness that isn't. necessarily. >> like the voices in my head are someone. else. >> Who would it be for to witness? >> I have no clue. Fam, yourself. I don't. know. Fam. >> Right. >> Yeah. Have you ever woke up in third.
person? >> What do you mean woke up in third person. >> or like had a dream in third person? I. forgot what that's called. Is that a. type of dream? >> Oh, you mean like um. >> Yeah, like you literally see yourself in. third person. >> Oh, that's a that's astral projection. >> Yeah. Have you ever had that? >> Yeah, >> that's mom. >> Yeah, I've had that before. But it's. like um I wouldn't say it's third person. actually. Yeah, >> it is third person. It is third person. >> Yes. >> Have you ever had like um they call it. like Oh, I I talked about it before. [ __ ] I forgot the name of it. It's. where your thoughts aren't your thoughts. and it's like rewitnessing. It's like.
you're you're watching yourself. >> Oh, yeah. The VR thing. >> What VR thing? >> So, some guy made a a VR headset where. there's a camera lodged up so you see. yourself in third person. So, you have. to move. >> Yeah. Yeah. When you're in third person. And it's weird, >> bro. So, they say a lot of people that. smoke too much and get high too much, they actually get into this thing. It's. called um. >> third person mode. No, it's called um I. forgot what they call it. Depersonalization, I think that's what. it's called. >> Yeah, >> depersonalization. Yeah. So, they're.
viewing themselves not as themselves. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Dep Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's. called. So, depersonalization is a. psychological state of detachment where. you feel disconnected from your own. body, thoughts, or emotions often as if. you were watching yourself from the. outside. >> Oh my gosh. But if you if you take it in. right like you feel present because. you're acting instantly but have you. ever witnessed yourself let's say on a. delay. >> Yeah. Yeah. When my when I sleep on my. arm and then the blood flow is not.
there. >> Yeah. So imagine that but for your. thoughts. >> that's insane. >> So people that get really high sometimes. if they get high too often they'll feel. that because there's a delay on the. mind. >> Oh my god. >> So it's like they're witnessing. something else. And then when I got high. at the dentist, I talked about this. before. Like when I had my wisdom teeth. taken out, bro, >> you saw you third person. >> Not delayed. >> [ __ ] was delayed. Hella. >> Yeah, it was so weird. >> So like you were trying to say something. and then it wasn't coming out.
>> No, not. >> or it was later. It was coming out. later. >> It's like It's like um they would be. they would be taking out this tooth, but. they'd be on this side because they were. working on this side. >> No, that's too that's too much. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then it was like they. would tap me here and then I would they. would tap me and then like a couple. seconds later. >> Yeah. >> No, I don't I don't believe that. >> I swear. >> that's too long. Like. >> yo, when you're under cuz that's what. that's what people call like nitrous. >> He died that like that's like a ghost. coming out your body and you died. already cuz there's no way you move that.
slow. >> Yo, it is. It is. >> No, that that's why I think Kanye was. addicted to it is nitrous oxide. >> Oh, that's what they do. Yo, >> or is it nitrous oxide or the [ __ ] out. of balloons? >> Whatever. O2 that I think that's. nitroxide. >> Oh my you know people yo in I was at a. Vietnamese club and they actually bring. out balloons for people. >> to to smoke out or like inhale. >> And I'm like yo and then I'm I'm asking. my boy like why are they doing this for. like no in this culture like they do it. at the club. I'm like wow. >> that's crazy. >> And yo literally the people I what I'm. what I'm seeing.
>> Yeah. That's brain damage though. >> Zombies fam. >> That's insane brain damage. >> So I get why it's like oh yeah you would. be delayed cuz that [ __ ] is in your. mind. >> Yeah that fries your mind. I think I. think they say that's probably one of. the worst ways to get and then um if you. have like what's it called? I think. there's a certain cleaner. I forgot what. they call it cuz one is like glue. Like. some people smell glue and then like. gets them really high but that like. kills your brain cells like instantly. >> Including like some cleaner that people. smell too. I forgot what it's called.
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Holy [ __ ] Delay is crazy. Did I tell. you when I couldn't say the word Jesus? >> Wait, what? I had Oh my god. I had a. dream. It was it was recent because I. couldn't sleep. It was like so the whole. night I was like in and out of sleep, right? So already like I'm I'm going. crazy and then the moment I try and get. a nap in like you know those are the. worst ones if you don't have sleep. already but you try to get a nap in like. a small one you'll start going crazy. >> You're like hallucinating a little bit. like in between. >> Yes. And then I had this demonic ass. dream where something was holding me.
down and I literally saw myself like. this. Right. And then I was like in my. head I'm like oh no you have to say. Jesus. You have to say Jesus. We. couldn't say it. >> But it was like. >> and then it was the time I woke up and I. I literally like like said to Jesus. Okay, I can say it because I'm awake. now. >> But before like it was I was stuck like. this to something and it couldn't come. out. >> That's scary. >> It was like 8:00 a.m. no sleep the whole. day. >> Oh [ __ ] You were actually getting like. spiritually attacked. >> Yes, fam. It was scary. >> I had that before too. And then like I. was getting like raped by a demon.
>> What? >> Off sleep? >> No. I was I was asleep. I was asleep. Yeah. Didn't I tell you about this? >> No. >> Like it literally felt like. >> like some something grabbed like a a. dark shadow grabbed me. >> Pause. Pause. Pause. Grabbed me and then. it was like was like you know what I'm. saying from behind. >> Oh, you never told me that. >> Who told you this? >> Maybe it was just because you have a lot. of those stories low. >> Crazy. Crazy. >> Yeah. >> It was like some succubus or some [ __ ]. I don't know, fam. Like it was wild. >> to you though. I never thought.
>> Yes. I never had one of those. >> Yeah. It it was one of the craziest like. spiritual encounters I've had. I I mean. like who knows? It was probably maybe a. nightmare, but it felt like yo, it's. demonic or something. >> But I started praying and it never. happened again. >> It was good. >> Literally, you just say the word. >> Yeah. But that that happened at a time. when I was like really like looking at. stuff I shouldn't be looking at. You. know what I'm saying? Yo, I swear. >> I swear. But that's how it gets you, right? >> That's how it gets you in the wrong way. >> Yeah. You had so many spiritual stories.
that it's like I literally forgot about. that one. Yo, I I don't. >> cuz I don't think you ever said on the. pod. >> I did say it on the pod. >> You did? >> Yeah, I'm pretty sure. >> No way. >> Um, there's something I I learned. recently, too. >> Okay. >> So, >> did you know in Japan they actually do. this where they can see spirits and. demons based on a hand gesture they do? >> Like, >> so you know Chainsaw Man where they go. like and they go like this. Yo, they. actually have in Japan certain hand. symbols they do to see spirit and they.
they can like view it through the hole. they make. >> No. >> Yeah. So it's called here. I'm going to. show you. >> Let me see. >> It's actually kind of crazy. >> Let me see. Let me see. >> So they call this they call it the fox's. window. So according to Japanese. folklore, forming a small window with. your fingers was believed to reveal the. true forms of kitsune and other yo-kai. hiding among humans. >> So you know how in the Philippines we. have like all those creatures like the. aswang or whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. But you can't like trigger. them with hand signals.
>> No, you'll be able to view them. So it's. like a it's you can see past as if it's. like a filter. >> Wait, how? >> So it's like a binocular. Yeah. >> So like you make this and then you'll. see it. >> Yeah. So um. >> this is mod. This is so you have to. follow these exact Oh my gosh. >> Uh hand hand signals. So you go like. this first. >> Then you go like this and twist it. >> And then you go like this and make like. a like a diamond. >> Okay. >> And then you look through and then you. might be able to see like. >> [ __ ] Oh, that's crazy. >> All ready.
>> No, no, no. Please, please. >> Yo, but what if I actually do it and I. see some [ __ ]. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Please. >> Cuz I was I was recently somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, >> I was at a commercial shoot and then uh. one of the girls there is like a Reiki. >> What does that mean? >> Um she she's like a spiritual healer. type thing and I asked her, "Oh, do you. see like aura?". >> And then and then she's like, "Okay.". Like obviously. >> she's like, "Nah, I don't see none. here.". >> No, >> no, but like you know how they say like. aura the color. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> So I was asking, "Okay, you see you see.
uh the color aura, right?". >> And she's like, "Yeah, okay. Do you see. angels? You see spirits and stuff?" And. she said, "Yeah, sometimes I do.". >> Okay. So I was like, would it be would. it be chill to like read us right now. >> and and see? And then she goes, "No, because if I do it, I get into that like. mind state. >> and then it's like it's a kind of a. different her." That's what she's trying. to say. >> Oh. Oh, that that's what happened. Oh my. god. I was so I'm editing the vlog. footage for the Philippines and I don't. think we're going to use it but. >> there was remember the lady that was.
says that she can heal people by uh. going out and manifesting something in. herself to heal it like she literally. does that. So, remember when we were in. the car? Yeah. And Joseph was filming. that lady doing the damn exision, fam. I. watched it. Goosebumps, fam. Scary. Yo, her leg is like the person that was. getting healed. Her toes were curled up. >> Oh my god. >> AND JOSEPH WAS LIKE, "YO, YO, THIS L YO, Joseph was literally like this." And. then he puts it back to the thing. The. girl screaming at the person. Blah blah.
blah. I'm fam, this was at night, too. So, I literally had to shut my the thing. off because I'm like, "Yo, her eyes and. [ __ ] back back back of her head." I'm. like, "Yo, that's crazy.". >> And Joseph, don't forget it. Yo, W. cameraman. This is like the the clearest. [ __ ] ever on her face just like, "Come. on." Yeah, cuz we were hearing it. So, we me and Gavin were in the car and. we're just hearing screaming exorcism. >> Yo, that's wild. But the reason I stayed. in the car is because um they say like.
when they do an exorcism, the spirit has. to go somewhere else. Yeah, it has to go. somewhere. It has to go somewhere. >> And and they say like um if if the. person it they actually want to come. back to the reg the other the same. person if not somebody nearby or they'll. go into like an animal or something. >> That that's what happens with mimics. Oh. my god. I heard this story of so some. lady was on TikTok and then she was like. a mimic tried taking my baby. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> So imagine you're sleeping and and you. >> Sounds like me. No.
>> Yo that's crazy. That's crazy. No, I'm. like the baby slips out of your hand. She wakes up. She's like, "Oh, why is my. baby over there? I'm going to go get. it." Goes again, pulls it like she feels. a pulling and she's like, "What the. fuck?" She sits up. Uh she she hears. stomping in the hallway and she was. like, "Oh, that must be my other kids.". So she calls it, she goes, "Uh the she. calls the son's name like Derek." And. he's like, "Yeah, what mom?" Right. >> The baby can't talk yet. >> No, no, no. >> No, it's the kid. IT'S THE KID. IT'S THE.
KID. That's funny. No, no, but the kid goes, "Uh, yeah, mom. What is it?" And then. her uh her and the son have a a code. word just in case anything happens. So, she said, "What's the code word?". >> And then the kid goes, "Um, I don't. know." And then she yells at the top of. her lungs and she opens the door, opens. all the lights. She gets she calls a. priest. >> Oh my god. So, wait, what was happening. to the kid? It was fine. >> The kid was fine. The mimic just tried. stealing it like the ghost.
>> Yeah. And then tried to exit. She called. it and was that wasn't her son. It was. trying to mimic her son. >> A That's crazy. That's crazy. So a mimic. is a spirit then. >> Yes. That tries to imitate like So if I. hear your voice somewhere there, but. you're here. That's a mimic. >> Wa. >> That's [ __ ] It's [ __ ]. >> I was expecting like the baby to. >> [ __ ] like cooking in the kitchen and. [ __ ] No, the baby shouldn't even be. talking cuz I heard this I heard this. like um almost like a meme.
>> was you know how in the Bible they say. uh Adam and Eve. >> they they found out they were naked. >> Yeah. >> And then God started look when God was. looking for them, right? >> Cuz they started hiding like hiding. themselves cuz they're not supposed to. know they're naked in in the Garden of. Eden. >> Oh yeah. How'd they find out? Like the. river reflection or something? No. >> Oh, when they bit the apple. >> Oh, you're right. You're right. So, Adam. and Eve, they bit the apple and then. they they gained like knowledge and they. found out they were naked, right? And. then they were hiding from God.
>> So, um, somebody was was like pretty. much breaking it down. >> Yeah. >> If you take it in, if we were to. experience, let's say, our pets. >> Yeah. >> finding out, oh [ __ ] I'm naked. That's. why I'm hiding from you. >> Facts. >> That's the same equivalent. Like, what. the [ __ ] DID YOU DO? >> WAIT, HOW you know that? >> Does Yo, if you take it in, right? >> Yes. Cuz they're not Adam and Eve. weren't supposed to know until they bit. the apple and then the apple that's when. they like gain the knowledge. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz that's g. >> they shouldn't even Yeah. They shouldn't.
even know they're naked. >> Yeah. Yeah. Have you had that happen to. you? Like with a pet? Is that why you're. saying it? Cuz that's a crazy thought, fam. >> No. Like the pet knowing he's naked? No. No. No. No. But it if you put on like. clothes. >> if you put clothes on your dog or your. your cat or whatever. >> after a while when you take it off. >> No, not them. Like you. >> Oh, >> like actually. Yeah. So, when I see. Diego wearing his his um harness all the. time, let's say I had a whole day with. him wearing the harness, >> at the end of the day, if I take it off,
I'm like, "Yo, he's naked right now.". >> Same with Django. Same with Mojo. Like, >> yeah. >> Now, if if you if you keep it on too. long or even if I put a hoodie on him or. some [ __ ]. >> yo, you take it off like he's lowkey. naked. >> No facts. Like, I've seen you with. braces my whole life. So, once those. come off, like Yeah. It's like like. >> not your whole life. What are you. talking about? >> What are you talking about? Oh, damn. near high school. Like high school we. started hanging out together and that's. when we always saw each other and you. had. >> What are you talking about? I knew you. longer without braces. >> Did you? >> Yes.
>> Oh, see how it's just pattern. recognition then? Cuz I I thought you. been had it though. >> What? >> Like I couldn't imagine a world I didn't. have it in high school. >> I actually couldn't imagine a world. without you with braces. >> What the [ __ ] You don't You knew me. before this. >> I know. But I thought you had braces the. whole time. >> What the [ __ ]. >> The room with braces. >> No, just in high school. You had braces. in high school. >> I didn't have braces in high school. No. >> Oh, Mandela. >> I never had braces in high school. I had. I had crooked bottom teeth. That's why. that's why I got my my girl. >> Well, yeah, but I'm just saying like the. idea of like, yo, seeing you without.
braces now would just be like, wow. It's. kind of weird. It just doesn't look. right. >> I feel like I'll sound a little bit. different. >> How? >> I don't know. I feel like I'll. >> No, it doesn't make you talk different. I don't think so. >> You don't think so? No. >> I think it might because it's like [ __ ]. that's on my teeth. >> Really? >> Yeah. I I feel like it definitely made. my. >> You don't have a lisp, right? >> I feel like the braces give me a little. bit. >> Oh, yeah. >> Slightly. I don't know. I don't I don't. think I have a lisp. People don't say I. have a lisp. >> I don't think you do. >> But um I I'm definitely I definitely.
feel it. It's as if you're wearing. grills on your teeth. No. >> No. Girls is different. I remember the. first time I had it. Wow. >> You never had braces, right? >> No, never. >> Okay. So, I guess you don't know. >> Yeah. The closest. You. >> ever had a tooth gem? >> No. I guess that's the that would be the. most similar to braces cuz they're like. glued on. >> Yeah. Yeah. Me and my No, never mind. Me. and my friends are like, "Yo, tooth gems. on a guy. Just get grills.". >> It's like It's like getting a permanent, you know, like a permanent t uh I mean a. temporary tattoo. Just get the tattoo.
>> You get it? >> Yeah. I wouldn't do Okay, I have a. question for you. >> If you could have like alternate. identity, >> so um jumper jump. >> Yeah. is you throw on a costume or. whatever and then you're known as this. person, but at the end of the day, you. take it off and nobody knows that you're. [ __ ] Gavin on the podcast. >> What? >> Would you do it? >> Oh, that's crazy. >> So, let's say, let's say I don't even. have braces and [ __ ] My hair's not even. at the end of this. We just take it off. >> You just take it all off.
>> No. My god. >> Would you would you want that so you. could take it off? >> Yeah. I would make myself the crazy like. I would have tats. I would have like a. mohawk. like the crazy [ __ ] just to get. views and then take it off after. You. know what I mean? >> Cuz if it was easy, right? >> Oh, actually, no. >> On some Hannah Montana [ __ ]. >> No, no, no. But then people wouldn't. recognize us. Oh, no. That's better. People wouldn't recognize us when we go. out because the whole time you're it's. the guy with hats. Nah, I'm just a. regular guy. >> M. So, you would want that? >> I would want that low key. >> I don't know. I'm comfortable with it.
now. It's calm. >> Yeah. >> But, um, I don't know if I would want. that. >> No, but I feel like you spec you've. specifically made yourself into that. You know what I mean? like character. >> What? I'm just. >> like just me. >> No, that came out wrong. >> That came out wrong. >> I got I hear what you're trying to say. >> You told me. You always told me like you. have to have something iconic about you. So like the weekend when he chopped off. his hair, he didn't become iconic no. more. Like you were giving me examples. He's like, "Yo, make sure you have. something very iconic." That's why when. I had the the fitted.
>> the hat, people recognized. >> I put the hat on and they would knew me. I took the hat off and THEY DISAPPEARED. THE PLATINUM. YO, I actually am going to look at the. platform. >> I actually am preparing the platform. >> Yo. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Okay. Yo, I have a theory for you. >> Okay. Okay. >> Craziest theory Loki of the year. Ready? So, there's a real life Hannah Montana. and it's an artist that we all have. heard. >> and we all lowkey have seen the regular.
version of without the disguise. >> Yo, >> rapper. No. One of the biggest, literally the biggest Billboard 100. today. What's number one? What's number. one? >> Drake. >> No. Ella Langley choosing Texas. Ella. Langley's secret identity is somebody we. all know. Guess who it is? >> Wait, what? >> Yeah, fam. Who? >> She is actually in disguise the hawk to. a girl. Yo, >> it's crazy. I'm going to show you right now. You.
know that song that goes into. Yeah, I've been Look at this. This is. crazy. Look at this. >> Let me see. >> Yo, wait. Look at that, bro. >> No. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz she she was in. Nashville, right? And she has accent. >> Yo, she she vanished, fam. >> She vanished. She vanished. HAWK TO A. GIRL VANISHED, RIGHT? All of a sudden, Ella Langley. Huge number one billboard. hits. >> No, you're lying. >> Top artist, fam. Look at her. What was. the hawk to a girl's real name? >> It just looks like her in a disguise,
bro. >> No, that's crazy. That's exactly it. Wait, let me see. Same. The nose is. >> Isn't that wild? nose is the same thing. >> Is that what she's saying? >> Real life Hannah Montana though. >> Isn't that crazy? And yo, but but uh um. what do you call it? Fiction. >> Yeah, >> fiction inspires real life. Yeah, >> because look, country artist Hannah. Montana. dog. >> Yeah, but no, makes sense because hawk. tour girl no one like if she wanted to. do a career in anything, she would only. be known as the hawk tour. Yeah. >> So, oh my god.
>> Isn't that wild? Okay, >> that's a good theory. That's a good. theory. >> It's a theory, right? >> What else is there? Is there more. evidence just looks? >> Um, it's literally just like the timing. is and how she looks. >> Yeah, >> but it's kind of like the SD kid. >> Facts. >> But low key, this is kind of crazier cuz. it's dead ass like reverse Hannah. Montana cuz her regular self is blonde. >> Facts. >> And she puts on like a like a brunette. wig. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Well, that's crazy though. >> No, that's mod. This actually crazy if. this is true. >> Yeah. Did Lenley have more? Yeah, she.
probably had more hits before that big. the choose in Texas one. >> I'm not sure. I'm not too familiar. I. don't listen to too. >> because if we if we do the dates and. it's like oh when LA when she the Hawk. tour girl disappeared from from. everything to when she dropped starting. hits that might that might also. >> Yeah. Yeah. If you look at it more. >> but there's not too much of it I I I. couldn't find. However, like they do. look the same. >> Yeah, that's mod. >> Oh, another one. >> Okay. Okay. >> Another celebrity got exposed recently. >> Who?
>> Channing Tatum. Have you seen it? >> Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum was. exposed because he actually had a burner. and he he didn't know like you're not. really supposed to follow your own. burner. >> Okay. >> So, he was following his burner and. talking [ __ ] about all these celebrities. and one of them being like his ex uh Zoe. Kravit. >> Oh my god. >> And he was like hating hating hate. comments and [ __ ] about like her and. Harry Styles. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Crazy. >> That's crazy. That's that's how what. happened with the KD files. Do you know.
about that? Oh, I know about that. Yeah. But his is so funny because he's just. like us. Like his username was get off. my dickerson. >> And then he was saying, "Yo, the all the. Rockets players and he said specific. names are so ste are actually [ __ ]. They should just give me the ball. He. can't get a bucket for shit.". And did you know the way he got caught? >> Wait, how? So, so they were uh O Canada.
on Allstar weekend. Yeah. They were. standing in the line. Some guy gives. Katie his phone and whispers in his ear. He goes on his phone and starts deleting. his burner. >> He got caught mid Allstar game. Yo man, just give me the. See, that's the thing. If you have if. you have like an alter ego and you're. hiding behind something. >> Yeah. >> like low key low key, there's got to be. some some triggers. You know what I'm. saying? >> Oh my god. Did you see also Joe Biden.
got exposed for being a robot fab? >> Yeah, that's been used. >> Oh, that's been Oh [ __ ] Never mind. But. did you see the video of him walking? >> Which one? Which one? >> The one in sand. >> No, I I don't know. Maybe not. >> I'll show you. So, you know how a robot. when it's like in development stages how. IT WALKS? IT'S LIKE, >> OKAY, THAT'S [ __ ] UP. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. Tell me, tell me this. doesn't look like a robot. Carlos. Carlos. Carlos. Look how he walks. Okay, that's good. >> No, no, look, look, look.
>> No, I hear Oh, wait. Yeah, >> yeah, right. Whoa, he glitched, >> man. Low key. >> And then look, you you you show how a. robot actually walks. >> OH MY GOD. >> RIGHT. >> YO, >> he started glitching. >> Wait, when you show the robot as he. watches, >> I told you. Look now. Watch how he. glitches, fam. >> Okay, that's kind of crazy. >> Like, I know he's he's old and [ __ ] but. you know what I mean? >> It's just that he's old, bro. He's old. They're pushing him like too much. >> He just needs to chill out. >> I'm sorry, bro. Sorry. Sorry, Joe. >> But yo, there was a whole Netflix show.
about what. >> of the president being a robot. >> It was um I forgot the name of the show, but it was all about conspiracy. theories. >> One of the conspiracies being. >> the cartoon. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember what. it's called? I forgot what it's called. It used to be on Netflix. They took it. out. >> It's like the Illuminati one. Yeah. I. forgot. >> Yeah. They took it down. You can't. really find it like that. Um one of the. theories was literally the president had. robots. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah. So if one wasn't working, they. sent in another one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And then one of the other theories was. like there was this um mushroom alien.
pretty much species. >> that was on the board of like I don't. know leaders. >> Oh yeah. And it was Yeah. They did a lot. in that show. I It makes sense to why. they took it down. They were talking. about every historical event. >> They're talking about uh inner like. hollow earth. Inner earth. >> Yeah. It makes sense. >> Yeah. Oh there there was a conspiracy. about 911 though. >> Which one? So, did you see the Coke. calendar that predicted the 9/11 [ __ ]. >> No. >> Oh my god. Yo, I never seen that.
>> You know those calendars with um with. pictures in it? So, every month there's. a specific picture, but it's themed, right? >> It's like a It's a chocolate calendar. Advent calendar. >> Yes. Yeah. Something like that. So, every month like uh they had a picture. of like a Coke glass with something. happening around it. So, uh on September. when 9/11 happened, guess what the photo. was? >> What was it? It was a plane like going. into a big coke tower. >> What? >> And on September. Yes. >> Let me see. >> I'll show you. So coke tower in the air.
above the clouds with a plane going to. it. >> This was in the calendar. >> Yes. This is a calendar in 1987. >> Wo. >> Yeah. And then this is the craziest. part. Some person did like number. symbolism in the comments. So look look. what what it adds to. >> The first tower fell at 959. The second. tower fell at 10:28. If you add all. those numbers up, it's 1987. >> Whoa. >> The the day that calendar was released,
the year that calendar was released. >> Yeah. That's like it's a lot. That's. like shady, man. >> Yes. I I heard a theory recently about. there there's this guy on Twitter. >> Yeah. >> He claims that Obama got him banned from. X. >> I have seen that. >> You've seen it, right? Yeah. Yeah. >> Because he made a conspiracy theory. about the Obamas. >> pretty much unaliv. >> Yeah. >> And it's actually kind of sus. >> Yo, it's too sus. >> What do you know about it? >> Um, I saw that a long time ago. I'm not.
going to lie. >> Okay. So, pretty much what happened, uh, there's this chef that worked at the. White House and he was the chef for. George W. Bush before. >> Okay. >> And then eventually became the chef of. Barack Obama. >> Yeah. Yeah. Now what's weird is he was. in pictures with him all the time. He. was working with his family all the. time. He is I think he was like 6 foot. something. >> The chef. >> Yeah. He was athletic. Also he was a. swimmer.
>> Okay. They found him they found his body. deceased drowned in water that was about. like 4t deep. >> Oh. So there's no way he could have. drowned. >> So it's so sus. >> Yeah. and people are looking into it. Specifically, this guy. >> Okay. >> Um, shout out this guy. His name is Dom. Lucre. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But he's claiming that he actually. posted this whole theory online. >> Mhm. >> And right when he posted it, he was. actually banned. >> That's correct. >> From Twitter, fam.
>> Yeah. Did he know the guy? Is that why. how they knew? He knew the chef. >> Wait, was that. >> Did that guy in the interview or who. posted it? Did he know the chef. personally? >> No. Oh, that was not a detail. >> Yeah, he was just looking into it. That's crazy. >> So, he was like a conspiracy theorist, like kind of like a whistleblower. looking. >> into, >> but he got banned off of it. >> Information out. >> See, that's the thing. Like, if you put. some information out, okay, boom, it. doesn't get taken down. All right, maybe. it's not real. >> The moment it gets like, >> yo, that's actually the real test.
>> or whatever. >> Yeah. You know, the Mark Zuckerberg [ __ ]. got taken down. >> Oh, yeah, it did. >> And the Mark Yo, that was a real. >> Wait, wait, on on Tik Tok Instagram. reals or Tik Tok? Yeah, that that's just. really the real test. If you want to. prove something is true, say your. conspiracy on TikTok and they'll take it. down. There's a guy that he opens a. fresh bag of chips every time he starts. talking about conspiracy theory. So, in. every video he opens a new bag of chips. so people know that, oh, he's still. alive because it's a new bag. >> Oh, you know?
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took a picture in front of the TV with. TV 24 and then like a newspaper showing. the date. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. So um that's to prove like she was. live. >> Yeah. >> In today's day and age if you could AI. everything like you could lowkey kind of. prove anything. You know what I'm. saying? >> Yeah. >> Cuz even too like Yeah. Yeah, passports. are scary, too. >> Cuz I I was thinking of it, right? >> If you were to post, let's say, AI. pictures or AI content straight onto. Instagram or whatever,
>> it wouldn't necessarily it could you. could still get tracked cuz it says. like, oh, AI info or used it with AI, right? >> What if I were to take that picture like. put it on a projector and then take a. picture with a film camera. >> and then it's no longer AI content? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, I get that. >> Yo, something so funny. Oh my god, this. is so embarrassing. But something funny. happened cuz there was a girl that. posted a selfie. >> and probably like she edits her photos. and then it came up like you know how. content. >> Yeah. And it said AI content, right?
>> Oh, that's embarrassing. >> So I refreshed it and then she just So. what she did is she screenshotted it, reposted it and then no longer it said. AI content. But since I was the first. one to view it, I seen the original. >> So it's like I know this is edited. fabricated. >> Yeah. But you just screenshotted it just. a thing. >> Wo. And I'm like, "No, that's the exact. same thing. If you take a film camera, no one would ever know. And in those. history books when it's long time, you. would just see a [ __ ] Polaroid of. some AI picture and believe it's true, >> right?". >> You know what I mean?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz nowadays, bro, like I can't even tell, bro. >> Everything Everything is sensor uh based. on sensor like this. Oh, you unlock your. phone with your thing. What if you get. beat up? Yo, how does it know completely. in the dark what your face looks like? No, because it has a infrared. >> Oh, does it? >> Yeah, it has an infrared. So, it. actually shines a light on your face. >> Where? >> So, you don't even see it. >> Yeah. >> So, um I forgot what what saw it. I. forgot where I was, but like it actually. showed up.
>> Yeah. On your face. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think if you use a certain. camera Oh, maybe like if I was filming. with a different I forgot what it was. using, but the infrared actually gets. shot on your face. >> That's bad, fam. >> Not necessarily. I don't know. I. actually don't know. Yeah. But rays in. general, you shouldn't be hitting your. face like that. >> Mhm. So if if shines that and it's. invisible, but it's enough light for. your phone to see. >> Exactly. >> And that's the same way um like night. vision cameras work as well. So if you. ever see like security cameras is like. black and white and kind of glowy.
>> So it's actually shining a light that's. invisible. >> Okay. >> So it won't show that. Oh, we see you. right now. >> But it'll show on the camera. You get. what I'm saying? Oh, >> so it can still be a discrete camera cuz. there's no light shining. >> Yeah, that makes sense. >> But um it'll it'll light you up because. the infrared light is shining. That's. the same thing in like Call of Duty. >> Okay. >> You know how they have like the lasers? >> Which lasers? >> The lasers in Call of Duty and then like. you can only see it through the night. vision. >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. >> So that's um that's a pec machine, I. think it's called. >> So they put that on the on the barrel of.
the gun so it like it can it can see you. can see a laser that only you and your. teammates can see if you're using like. night vision. >> That's mod. See, that's why we got to go. into China and then we do those hand. signals and then look through our. [ __ ] optical like it's a thing like. Yo, is that what they do? Like they they. have to see it at night. >> No, I don't think they have to see it at. night. >> Or literally whatever. >> The thing is like imagine you were to. try that and then and then one of you in. the room is is compromised. >> It's not doing that. You know what I'm. saying? Wait, but what if some you do.
the hand signals but I I'm standing next. to you and then would you just be like. this? Yo, look. >> No, I think only you can see it. I'm. pretty sure that's how how it works. >> That's mod. >> cuz only you could be able to. It's. literally like Naruto symbols. >> Yeah. >> Imagine Imagine like someone peeking. from the side. >> No. No. That's just like a sensor fam. Now you can see everything. >> Yo, you look scared. That would be a. crazy um. >> fam. That's insane. >> I actually don't believe that's true cuz. imagine I I did see it and then this. whole time there's like some guy that's.
like piggybacking you and he wouldn't. leave. >> Yeah. And you're like, "Wait, G, what's. on your back?". >> Yo, that's wild. Wait, that that's a. good short story where. >> Yeah. Wait, I should make a I should. make a short film like that. >> and then like you you pan it and then. he's there and then you're like, "Oh, he's still over there." You know what I. mean? >> Yeah. He like went to somebody else. Oh. my god. Wait, that's kind of crazy. >> Oh, that's a good one. >> And especially like cuz would you if a. spirit came to you and it was um. actually looking for something or needed. your help, would you help it or would. you be afraid to be tricked or. >> No, I wouldn't. No, I'm not messing with.
spirits. >> Not messing around with it. >> Yeah. I would literally just start. praying, hoping it goes away. M. >> But if it doesn't go away, then it might. I might have to help it. >> Cuz what if it's like Okay, what if it. wasn't a spirit? What if it was like a. leprechaun or some some sort of creature. that you could see? >> Leprechaun. >> Low key, I would help a leprechaun, fam. >> No. [ __ ]. >> If I seen a little guy and dressing. green and [ __ ]. >> so you would see a Dende. Low key. Yeah. >> No. [ __ ]. >> If a duet came up to me and was like, >> "Yo, I lowkey need your help." No, but. what if it was like crying and [ __ ]. like really needed my help? >> But it was fishing.
>> Oh, like in the email. Oh, no. Like. fishing. was fishing and kill. >> No. Would you? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] no. >> Like I'll grab the net or some [ __ ]. Like look up. >> It might be a small fish though. That's. the only thing. Like like a big good. catch to us. >> It's probably like a insane catch for a. dende. But like a a good catch or a. dende. That's a sardine, man. >> Dead ass. Dead ass. I All I can think of. is that dende doing like a back flip off.
the wall and then running. You know that. one? OH YEAH, I SEEN THAT. YO, we lowkey. have the AI that into our dog. >> Wait, have you seen the the cat in the. hat killer? >> YES. YES. AND AND SOMEONE BOUGHT the. suit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Somebody bought the suit. So. >> what's going on recently is people are. seeing Cat in the Hat stalkers. >> That's scary, fam. It's scary. So, there's people dressed up, maybe not. even a lot of people, maybe specific. people, dressed up in Cat in the Hat,
stalking outside people's homes, chasing. people down the streets. And I have a. theory. >> What? The new clowns? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yes. So, long time ago, not even that. long ago, >> before it came out, a year prior, there. was all these clown sightings happening. Like clowns are chasing people, clowns. are hanging around the city and just. being creepy and [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> This happened a year before it came out. and then boom, it was a hit. >> Oh. >> So, what if there's a Cat in the Hat.
horror film that's about to come out. next year and this is the prep? This is. the marketing. Cuz why the hell Cat in. the Hat specifically? >> I don't know. Is there a horror Cat in. the Hat's not even a horror movie though. or is it just like they're. >> switching it on to it? Because I'm. pretty sure after a certain amount of. time, certain IPs get allowed to be used. in different ways. So that's what. happened to the Winnie the Pooh one. >> Oh, Winnie the Pooh had a horror. >> Yeah, there's a horror Winnie the Pooh. movie. Yeah.
>> Word. >> You didn't hear about that? >> No. >> Mhm. >> Wait, what was it about? Like just. >> it's just Winnie the Pooh horror. >> Yeah. No, I I can tell though that this. is one of those ones where uh people get. too in character and then bear they they. go over the line like it's about to be. like murders of like Cat in the Hat. people doing murders. I I can already. sniff it out, fam. >> Like this is definitely going to be one. of those like, oh, since I'm in this. costume and everybody else is doing it, I can do it, too. >> And did you see the guy that bought the. Cat in the Hat costume? >> I thought it was a girl. No,
>> no, it was a guy. So, the guy who. originally started the theory that the. original uh Cat in the Hat that was used. in the old film was in a museum had the. dead body in it. >> Oh, what? >> He tried to buy it on auction, but the. the people that that were selling it uh. banned him from buying it because he. they knew about his theories. But that's. weird because why would they ban the guy. trying to just yo, he he's giving you. $20,000. Why are you not giving it to. him? M.
>> and they let someone else buy it, not. him. >> Right. >> You know what? Remember the Cat and Hat. theory I said like years ago? Do you. remember what it was about? >> No. >> So, the Cat and Hat is actually a drug. dealer. >> Oh, yeah. >> Remember that? I would be so impressed. if that was actually the film. That. would be a crazy plot for the film cuz. cuz Hat was supposed to be a metaphor. for the mom dating a drug dealer. Like. somebody the cool cat, the the the cat. in the hat. He's wearing a hat and he's. dealing drugs. That's why thing one and. thing two make the kids act weird.
because they're things that make them. act weird. Those are the drugs, bro. >> Oh, I forgot. >> And that's why they see all these colors. and all these random things happening in. the house. >> Oh, I can already You probably already. predicted that [ __ ]. >> Yeah. So, what if that's actually the. plot of the film? >> Yeah, that would be mod. I'm not going. >> I'm crazy if this was the plot. >> YEAH. OH MY GOD. IF THAT WAS YO, PAY US, MAN. >> Pay us. That [ __ ] was so national, fam. I'm like, wow. No, no, but realistically that's crazy.
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think that they might go Yeah. They. they might go adult mode because like. you know what I mean? Can hasn't been uh. relevant in years might as well switch. it. >> Yeah. Also, the reason it works like. that is because the people that know. Canon hat are all older. They're our. age. >> That's true. >> You know what I'm saying? That's why you. know like that's why if they're going to. make a Power Rangers, make it like rated. R. M. >> if they're going to make like. >> That's true. >> Ninja Turtle. I mean, Ninja Turtles has. been it lasted younger gen 2,
>> but you know what I'm saying? All these. different IPs, >> they kind of have to cater to us cuz. we're the people really watching it. The. young kids don't really care. >> No, cuz they're watching [ __ ] on their. iPad. You know what I mean? I think. we're still the generation that still. likes going to movies cuz it's nostalgic. to us. So, yeah, you're right. >> But I will say this is what's wild. The. one thing that actually keeps kids onto. our pop culture. >> is Fortnite. Yeah. Like they know our. pop culture just because it's in the. item shop, fam. Isn't that wild?
>> Like they definitely know Kill Bill. because of Fortnite because. >> right these kids don't know about Bleach. like that. You know what I'm saying? >> They don't really know about Danny. Phantom. Are you crazy? >> They're probably just like, "Yo, do you. know that guy with the silver hair?". "Yeah, the character in Fortnite. That's. what I lost though.". >> Right. They don't know. >> Yeah. They actually don't know. Yeah, like Hercules. But the US, that's old. That's like us. But the US were like, "Wow, a new character. We're buying that. 100%." I bought a [ __ ] This is what I. knew. I I bought a Sabrina Carpenter.
skin. And And that's how I knew that's. how I knew [ __ ] was lost, fam. I Okay, low key, I bought the Billy Eyish one. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I got the Billy Fire. The human ones. >> I What did I get recently? I got Juicew. World. >> Yeah. >> I got um No, there's one recently I got. one. >> [ __ ] I forgot what it was. It was. something funny. I I know there's a Lil. Wayne one that came out. >> Okay. >> Oh, it was an anime one that I It was It. was cyber punk. >> That was the most recent skin I got. But. I'm just looking at my collection. Like.
I spent hella money. >> on things. Yeah. >> On skins, fam. >> And it's really just like nostalgia. based. >> But that's literally how they get you. Like Fortnite News like you are out. there that love nostalgia. >> Yo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, what. next? Power Rangers next. >> Yo, cuz you have to you have to take it. in. I feel like that's one of the most. dangerous like um what's it word? What's. the word? Like. >> marketing. >> Yeah. Marketing or or or ways to grab a. consumer. >> is nostalgia because you're playing not. only with my identity,
>> but you're playing with like my. childhood. You know what I'm saying? Like this this is this is what I lived. and breathed. This is lowkey me. >> So if I associate my childhood, my my. personality or like even just my aura to. a fandom. >> something. Yeah. got Sonic and Shadow in. the item shop, bro. Of course I'm going. to buy Shadow, fam. >> You know, >> that was part of us, bro. >> Yeah, because Yeah, with kids like you. can't make them buy that [ __ ] And. what's crazy, you know, um uh if if I. was like back against the wall, I need. money right away. I seen a video where.
they're like, "Okay, if you can't sell. things to teenagers right away, sell. stuff to kids." So, I'm like, "Okay.". >> Cuz they grow bolder. >> Yes. No, but it was crazy because right. now if you AI like you know those one. fish, two fish, you know what I mean? And you post it on YouTube shorts, those. get millions of views because it's. parents showing it to their kids because. they want to distract them, right? So if. you have AI make 20 videos of that and. you post every day and you get 20. million views on that, YouTube's going.
to pay and you're just making unlimited. money from children. >> Yeah. >> Which is so dark because I'm like, yo, that's like realistically. Yeah. You. could do that. >> Mhm. >> I could do that right now and make. $1,000 if I wanted to. >> That's why I think it's so cool that we. had Dr. Seuss's or we had like. >> that was our. >> Who made Who made Spongebob? That's kind. of sad. I don't know the name that made. Spongebob. >> I don't even know, >> right? That's kind of sad. I don't know. >> You know, you know the name Robert. Munch. >> Robert Munch. Um Dave Dave Pilky. >> I don't even know who made that. The.
cat. >> Captain Underpants. >> Oh, Captain Underpants. I was too broke. to afford that, fam. >> What? Really? >> Yes. The one I I love reading it, but it. was always like I had to read it and. then I had to put it back. >> Oh, I guess it was the library. I only. read them in the library really, so I. don't think. >> they were always at the school elastic. fair. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I could never afford them. >> You never took anything? >> No, never. I stole You're a good kid. though. No, I did steal them. I'm lying. >> I'm lying. >> But isn't that kind of sad? I actually. don't know the name of the Spongebob. creator. >> It's not sad low key. >> Really? >> Cuz who cares?
>> Who cares? It's kind of It's kind of. like. >> like realistically, right? >> I mean, you know the name of the Mona. Lisa. Our art is our art, you know. >> I guess. >> Okay. What do you think is the most. impactful piece of art that had a I. don't know had a moment on your life? >> Moment on my life. Probably those I spy. books, fam. But do I know the author? No. >> Oh, it's like Dan Weber or something. >> Oh, Loki was Weber. Some [ __ ] like that. Is it? >> Wait, that's kind of [ __ ] that you. knew that. >> No, I actually don't know. I actually. don't know. >> I wanted to prove fam.
>> I'm joking. I'm joking. OH MY GOD. >> NO. >> Walter Wick. Close. Close. >> Yo, that's actually close. No. >> No. That's [ __ ] That's actually close. >> Yo, I remember I was at Trivia. Yo, by. the way, Toronto trivia. >> It's hard. It's try hard. >> Try hard, fam. Cuz it's like those. Kensington Market mans, you know what I. mean? I walk in and I see the aesthetic. of everyone. I look at my girl. Oh, we're about to get ran.
>> We're about to get [ __ ] And then so. so what happens? We were guessing like a. lot of things. >> What was your theme? >> It was like woman sports. >> Oh, okay. >> And then I looked at it again. I'm like, "Oh, we're even more doomed.". >> So there was this uh there was this one. where it's like, "Oh, it was for sure.". Oh, like they add pictures on the trivia. and it was a white person, right? So. every time we guess, they said if you. get the last name or the first name. correct, we'll we'll uh allow you the. points. Low key, this is one of my most. talentless skills. like a skill that.
really doesn't have any effect, but I'm. really good at it. >> Randomly guessing names of people. because I see a white person and I see a. white name and. >> But do they give you options? >> No, they don't. >> Wo. >> I got get I got two right. It was like. Yeah, it was like I was like she looks. like Andrea. Just write Andrea down or. brown. Write Brown down. >> And it was like Walter Brown or. something like that. >> Wow, that's actually crazy. Wait, that's. that's actually Flow State right there. >> That's flow state, fam. I'm like we were. like whoa, what the [ __ ]. >> That's kind of crazy. >> Yes, fam. I I guess it's based off like.
a a vibe, a collection of people you met. before. >> Yes, >> that makes sense. >> So, you know what I mean? I would do. your baby right, fam. If I named. >> What do you think my kid would be named? >> Okay. If it came. >> based off based off what I know about. you. >> Nah, you wouldn't be able to guess. >> N guess. >> I'm too unpredictable when it comes to. naming [ __ ]. >> I name my dog Mojo. >> I like Mojo. This is whenever you say mojo and I see. your dog. I just answered doing this. >> Anyways,
>> if you had a dog, what would you name it. though? >> I don't know. Like. >> you don't like dogs, right? >> I don't like dogs, fam. >> What about cats? No. >> No, cats are worse, fam. Really? >> I'm not a pet person, bro. >> And it's good that I don't have a pet. because I don't think I would be able to. take care of it, right? >> You know what I mean? Cuz I'm I'm like I. can't even half the time I do my dishes, I just throw it in the dishwasher and do. it later, fam. So, imagine I have a dog. and I need to clean up some [ __ ] There. will definitely be [ __ ] laying on the. ground. >> Damn, bro. You'd be like, "Oh, that's. actually gonna be like Christian rock.". >> No, [ __ ] that.
>> Have you Yo, have you seen the Christian. Rock though? >> It's more sad. >> There's more. >> No. Is it like they think um what's his. name? What's the baby's name? >> Um. >> anyway, Christian Rock's baby. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Has uh. >> See, is it [ __ ] up for us not knowing. the name of him? >> Not really. >> Okay. >> In this sense, not really. >> Okay. Okay. >> I think his his name was Cash. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But um the the. baby might have like a syndrome that. happens when you drink alcohol while. she's pregnant. >> Yeah. >> She was drinking. Yeah, she was. >> Yo, it's so [ __ ] up because there's.
evidence there's strictly evidence that. you know what I mean that it was there. and you could have stopped that. >> Yo, so uh you know Wack 100. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So he came out and said that um cuz. Christian Rock made a video saying like. my baby has never been diagnosed with um. that syndrome. >> Yeah. And she was saying if he was then. I would be in jail. Yeah. >> They would CPS would have took my kid. This and that the other. What's wild is. Black 100 said um that's why you went to. a private clinic.
>> Oh. >> So she had her baby at a private clinic. >> Oh. So on all the records there's no. >> Yeah. They didn't diagnose. That's kind. of sad. Wait, but she went to the. purposely. >> Yeah. But well, I mean that that's a. theory or whatever. This is what Wack. 100 said and he said like there's. footage and like we saw her drinking. >> Oh no. >> And I think he said he saw her drinking. on a tour or something that he was on as. well. >> Wow. Wow. >> But was she there when she when Wax said. it like. >> No. No. This was like. >> Okay, good. Cuz if imagine her like she.
got caught in the act like you actually. can't say nothing, >> bro. It's sad cuz um the baby can't. walk. >> Yeah, I know. I seen it crawl. It was. crawling like like this. >> Yo, that's so sad. and he's he's already. like a toddler, like a like a grown. toddler, not even. >> one of the biggest sacrifices my dad. made because he was a smoker of. cigarettes and then he literally had to. stop his addiction like his his whole. life he was smoking cigarettes but uh. when he knew he was having me he's like. yo I stopped it completely cuz I wanted. you to be healthy. I'm like you know.
what in return fam you got a goat fam. like. >> see like good [ __ ] that you sacrificed. you know what I mean? You popped out a. good kid, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like the karma. >> Yo, you don't have to say I'm proud. You. don't have to say I'm proud of you cuz. I'm already proud. >> You popped out of It's crazy. >> Oh my god. >> I wonder I wonder like how cool I I am. in my dad's eyes or if I'm lame in my. dad's eyes. I'm actually so curious. >> Word. Have you ever asked him? I'm. probably What is the coolest [ __ ] that.
you ever did? one of my my my friends. were saying cuz we were going out uh and. then it was like a a Thursday or. something and then everyone had to go. out uh the next everyone had to go to. work the next day but one of my friends. were telling me like yo Carlos is so. cool for this he was like yo I'll pay. for all of you GUYS TO COME I'M REMEMBER. when you said like yo I'll pay YOUR. SALARIES FOR TOMORROW AND I'M LIKE holy. [ __ ]. man tell me like yo he actually I'm like. yo. like he's like I'm not going to lie that.
[ __ ] was horrible but Like I don't know. if he was pumping it, but that that. might have been. >> serious. Yeah, >> but he's like that might have been the. coolest [ __ ] that ever somebody ever. said. >> A man said, "Yo, I would pay for your. salary to for you to stay out tonight.". That's mod. >> Yo, so one of the one of the craziest. Oh, hopefully she doesn't see this. >> Yeah. >> One of the craziest things I did. >> Yeah. >> was um we were out one night and then. like I wanted to hang with her after. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And um her friends were going to stay at. her house or something.
>> Okay. Okay. >> And then like, oh, why are they saying. oh, because they have work and it's. closer. I'm like, oh, oh, cuz it's hard. to get like a train or whatever. I got. you. I send them home. You want an Uber? I got you. You want Uber? I got. >> Okay, that's normal. That's normal. Yeah. Sending No, but still that's like. Wow. Cuz nobody. >> I sent someone to Aurora, fam. >> Okay, that's There you go. That's mod. That's How long is that, fam? How long. is that Uber? There's Ubers going to. Aurora. >> Yo, it was kind of difficult to get one, but I got one. That's crazy. And it.
comes as like a black truck too. A black. truck to Aurora. >> That's like $200, man. No. No. That's crazy. Yeah. No. No. But like. buying someone an Uber, like that's. cool. >> Especially, okay, distance-wise aside, that's still very cool. >> I feel I would do that for anybody. though, to be honest. Like I would do. that for like friends anyway. >> But there's definitely been times where. I'm like, "Okay, let's just get a. hotel." And then people are like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What you mean? That's a lot. of money. You know what I mean? But like.
it makes sense. If you want comfort, let's just get buy a hotel for you. You. know what I mean? >> Wait, downtown though? I guess I guess. that makes sense. Yeah, it depends. Like. to keep everybody safe, >> right? >> But it's very rare for someone to just. be like, "Oh, yeah. Let's just get a. hotel.". >> That's true. That's true. >> I'll pay for your salary for tonight. >> No, that. >> I forgot when I said that. I said that. >> Yeah, cuz we were going out and then it. was a Thursday. Everyone's like, "Nah, remember you like you you I'll pay for. how much how MUCH THEY PAY YOU.". YO, THAT WAS CRAZY. I'm like, yeah, but.
this [ __ ] hasn't even paid me. What you mean, baby? What you mean? >> Yo, but like honestly, if it comes down. to it Yeah. Right. Why? For the moment. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. I would I would. spend more money to to have a better. time with my friends. >> Yeah. >> And I've done that so many times. >> I feel like that's all I really want to. do with like anything more, you know? >> Yes. Have I told you at the the night at. 8 and PM when I was so drunk and they. gave me the card uh I like unconsciously. put my pin in. >> Oh yeah, he told me. >> Yeah. And then you know what I mean? But.
like I had like though on my birthday I. always pay for my dogs cuz those ones. are the closest ones around me. You know. what I mean? So I don't care about how. much I pay. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's true. That's true. >> That's crazy though that you're like. autopilot doing it. >> Unconscious. >> That's kind of crazy. >> That's like scary because like yo it's a. four-digit thing. Like I could never. sometimes I forget my pin sober. How the. [ __ ] that did I remember it conscious? >> You were about alcohol. >> No. >> Yo Loki like. >> Yeah. Oh yo there was uh I forgot to. tell you this but there was this atheist.
story where he had um he went on a like. a field trip to Paris with a bunch of. his like students and then he said he. had like um. >> like he the way he felt his stomach it. felt like a a hot ball was dropped into. his stomach. >> Oh my god. All right. So, he took. himself to the hospital. And they said, "Oh, in your small intestine, there's a. there's a hole which could lead you to. dying.". >> Oh my goodness. >> But there's nobody right like today that. can do the surgery. You're going to have.
to wait for tomorrow, right? So, in the. bed, he was like just laying there and. he's an atheist. So, after death in. atheism or something, it's like nothing. >> Yeah. They don't really. >> nothing happens. So, he's like scared. >> He's so scared to the point he passes. out. He wakes up, but then he looks at. himself. >> Whoa. >> And now he's staring at himself. Like. remember in the beginning of podcast we. were talking about like third person, but then he hears nurses calling his. name. Uh like I forgot what his name is,
but they're they're murmuring it in the. in the distance. He follows him to the. hallway. This is what he said. He. described it. He said it it felt like. hell. So he saw a a hallway with a bunch. of nurses and a a black tunnel at the. end, like a black hole. He kept the way. he kept walking and following the nurses. to the hole, the more aggressive they. got. So they're like, "Come on, come. hurry up.". >> What? >> At the hole when they were already at. the black hole, they started scratching. him, biting him. >> Oh my god. So it was like hell. >> Yes. But until like he couldn't do.
anything until he said the word Jesus. >> And then what he said? He said there was. a light that came down, lit up the whole. area, and then all his scratches and. bites were gone. >> Whoa. And that's when he believed in God. and he woke up and he. >> healed. >> Yeah, he was healed. >> till he prayed to be healed. >> Yes. >> Wa. >> But that's crazy though. I believe that. cuz yo, the atheists converting into. like believer stories are always the. best. The way they tell it. >> Yeah. The way they say it is crazy cuz.
like literally like shivers. >> I think uh Patrick bet David had one of. the craziest ones I heard. So he was. saying he he was an atheist as well. >> And then he was like in a really really. rough spot. >> It's always that. >> Yeah. He wasn't in um contact with his. mom. >> Oh. >> And he just was like waiting in his car. He was super sad. And he like he pretty. much said like, "God, if you're real, all I really want to do is talk to my. mom right now.". >> Okay. >> So that's what he said, right? Literally.
in the same minute. >> He gets a call from a block number. >> Oh. And it was his mom. His mom's on the. phone crying. >> Really? What did his mom say? >> Mom is crying and saying like, "Something tells me that you're not. okay. Are you okay?". >> Yo. >> And then he couldn't even talk. He just. hung up. >> No. >> This guy blocked. >> No, but he couldn't cuz he was so like, you know, he was so like in shock. But. that was the moment like he went back to. faith and believing like God is truly. there for him, you know? >> Cuz you have to you have to think about.
it this way. It's like God's a father, right? and he'll take care of his kid. the same way I'll I'll take care of. Mojo. >> Yeah. >> I I see the same way. Like I'll do he'll. do some silly [ __ ] like he'll pee on the. floor, poop somewhere. Like it annoys. me. Yeah. But at the end of the day, I'm. going to take care of him. I'm still. going to put water in his bowl. I'm. still going to feed him and give him. food. Right. >> So for us to think that our father. wouldn't still take care of us after. what we've done. >> Yeah. >> Right. We shouldn't think like that.
because he's everlasting and ever. loving. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Has there been a like. a prayer that you said that uh you knew. that it was going to come with some. difficult stuff? Like you know how. >> Yeah, I told you this. No, it's like a. personal one. I can't even say it on the. podcast. >> I think you did, but like I've always. seen like the ones like, "Oh, please. give me like make me strong." And then. like there's the story is like, "Oh, no. It didn't just make me strong. It put me. through shit." You know what I mean? And. I'm scared to be, you know what I mean? Sometimes I be scared to say those. prayers cuz I know I know what it comes. with. M. >> I see what you were saying cuz it's.
going to be a lot harder than me. >> Like I already know he's not just going. to give me confidence. It's gonna come. like [ __ ] like. >> Yeah. >> I always see that as like the you know. how when you start a video game and it's. like your mission starts. Your mission. never starts already on top. >> Yeah. >> Why the [ __ ] would it? >> True. >> Mission starts. Of course it's going to. be [ __ ] hard. >> Yeah. >> It should be hard. So it's a challenge. and it's actually fun. >> Yeah. >> Because if it was already at the top as. easy. Yeah. Then it's not even worth. playing. >> Yeah. That's true. >> You know what I'm saying? So like when. you start that game and you go play it.
>> Yeah. >> in the same sense of playing an. adventure game, play your life like. that, right? Like there's something at. the end of this tunnel. There's. something at the end of this um route, this checkpoint. >> Mhm. >> And even though it's like tough, it's. it's tough for a reason. >> Yeah. That ass good things come with. time, man. >> Yeah. That's the only reason we like it, right? Like. >> we only we all want great things, but. people always turn back when they. realize how much great effort it takes. >> Badass. Yeah, man. Yo, I seen some guy. do like um an Iron Man cuz I think he.
went through some injury while he was. working in an office. So, he ran the. Iron Man in like a suit to really remind. himself like, "Oh, the the tough times. that he had in the office like now I'm. finally free." But yo, people make fun. of that [ __ ] like, "Oh, Iron Man's easy. Iron Man's easy." Yo, >> yo, that shit's hard. >> Yeah. But like, yo, even in the gym, like some people are are training to get. their mind off stuff. You actually don't. know what's going on in their life. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What may be hard for. one person, >> people don't even know. People don't.
even know how hard it is or other. >> rocks is easy. The marathons are easy, fam. Go run it then. >> Yeah. Is it Is it easy for the person. that's like, you know, on their last. whatever. You know what I'm saying? Like, >> see, men's don't know. >> Yeah. People don't know. That's That's. why you should never um judge a book by. its cover. >> Badass. >> And never ever knock on somebody that's. trying to better themselves. I hate that. [ __ ]. >> The winners don't hate on winners. >> Yeah. Winners never hate on winners, bro. If if you're going to take away. anything from this episode, take away. that. That's like the most important. thing. I feel like more people need to.
like really take in is like. >> cuz there's a hate there's a hate train. People love the hate train, man. >> They they only hate because they can't. do it themselves, man. That's what I've. learned. >> Yo, what I recently been seeing, fam, I. don't know if it's a the uh what do you. call that? Like I'm just getting more. mature, but people are actually bots, fam. A lot of them. Yeah, a lot of them. are. >> like like I'll say something they they. won't agree and then another person will. agree with me and then they'll be like. oh wait you know I mean yeah you were. right and let me tell you why but like. two seconds ago you were just saying why.
I was so wrong you know I see bomb. mentality fam like yo just because two. people said it oh now you're good wow. >> yeah yeah yeah a lot of people they need. like a validation. >> yeah but it's scary cuz when there's AI. videos of us coming out speaking of. random conspiracy theories. A kid will. believe that. You know what I mean? You. have to have some self. >> a discernment. >> You have some discernment cuz it. couldn't just what if it's not us and. it's somebody else telling you some bad. [ __ ] but you believe it. You know what I. mean? >> Right. Right. Exactly. >> Like there's too much idols nowadays,
man. There should be one. >> No. That's why you just got to like have. a good sense pretty much just to have a. good head on your own shoulders cuz at. the end of the day, like we said, you're. viewing everything here, fam. >> Yeah. Like realistically everything is. right here. >> Yeah. >> Nobody else like people can influence. whatever whatever. But if you're strong. right here all the time here, nothing. else really matters. >> Yeah. Sharp. Sharp fam. You got to be. sharp. >> Completely healthy.
>> Yeah. If you if you fortify your mind, fortify like you. >> that's all it is. Yo, the mindset can. take you far, bro. >> You could put you could put that person. anywhere and they'll be fine. You know, I stopped saying. like random [ __ ] um that you told me. Remember um if I wanted to wake up, you. do stuff uh I don't know if you told me. this, but I saw a video. You just have. to do stuff with your other hand. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do do things. differently. >> to wake your brain up. So, I was mad. tired this one time. So, I started. brushing my teeth with my left hand. I'm. like, "Oh [ __ ] I'm awake." You know. what I mean? It's like the small [ __ ].
just to rewind. >> Wait, did I tell you the breathing. thing? >> Which breathing thing? >> There's another breathing thing. So, one. of the ones is like you breathe through. your heart. >> No. >> Yeah, I told I told you this. Did you? >> Yeah. Okay. So, to get proper breathing, breathe as if you have nostrils on your. heart. Go breathe. >> Yeah. I remember doing this. >> Okay. This one's even crazier. This one. is wild cuz we've all been breathing. wrong. We dead ass been all breathing. wrong. >> No, it's not that. >> Cuz you've been taught as a kid how to. breathe. To breathe up, right? You're. breathing up. >> You're wrong. We're all breathing wrong. >> I going to breathe down.
>> Listen. No. If you look at a human's. skull, the air doesn't go up. >> Where does it go? >> It goes straight. Oh yeah. >> So breathe straight right now. >> How much clearer is that? >> But is it just placebo? Cuz I'm thinking. of it. >> Okay, let me breathe up and let me. breathe straight. >> Yo, breathe up. >> OH MY GOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S. WHAT I'M SAYING. Isn't that why we've. been taught to breathe wrong? Why? Ask. me why. >> Why? >> To make the population anxious, fam. >> Oh, that's [ __ ] That's [ __ ]. Because breathing does make you Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. >> We're breathing wrong. Because they. taught us to breathe up. >> Oh my gosh, fam. And then you take. shorter breath. Yes. You're supposed to. be straight. Look at your skull. If you. take a human skull, it's literally just. here. It goes straight. It doesn't go. up. It goes straight. >> Oh, it's a way. >> How much clear? Yes. >> So, practice that. >> What the [ __ ]. >> Change your breathing forever. >> No. No. I don't think I think it's it's. forever up though cuz. >> No. >> Unless I tell myself to cuz I for for. sure once I stop thinking about it, I'm. always going to breathe up. >> No, you got to train your mind for it,
right? >> Yeah. Low key. [ __ ] It's pattern. recognition. Like some people breathe. through their mouth because their mouth. reads, but you're not necessarily taught. that. [ __ ]. >> Right. Like you could you could unlearn. it. >> Yeah. And there's like something where. it's like you have to stop doing like. eating with videos on doing stuff with. noise around you because your mind like. you know when you're trying to park, well you don't drive, but if you're. trying to park and you're trying to. focus on an address, you kind of turn. the music down, but you don't see with. your ears, right? So it's like you have. to train your mind to stop to always. like block off noise. I mean, you have.
to just train your mind to get used to. that. >> because if you're always watching and. you're distracting yourself, your mind. is always processing something, right? >> So, you have to you can't even sit in. thought sometimes cuz yo, every time. this is this is going, this is going, I'm looking at it. Okay. I can't even. eat properly. You know what I mean? >> That's like the ADHD thing. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz when when you just pay. attention to just your food and one. thing that I've been doing recently is. trying when I can when I can, of course, >> is eating with my hands. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's actually better for you. It's.
healthier. >> really. >> because it actually signals your brain. what you're about to eat. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Cuz if you're always eating with a fork, there's a disconnect. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's why the best food and the most. natural things you've ever eaten was. with your hands. >> Word. I didn't know that. >> That's why those times on the beach or. at a picnic. >> Yeah. Those are the good times. >> Or even just literally when you were. eating with your hands, it felt the most. natural. >> Word. >> It's because we should be eating like. that. >> I know. [ __ ] No. [ __ ] that. I'm not. eating no spaghetti with my hands, fam. >> Yeah. But that's what that's the thing, right? Like.
>> but um all those other cuisines that. are, you know, meant to be used with. utensils. >> Mhm. >> Those are all man-made anyway. >> It's true. >> Like we should just be grabbing the fish. out of the water. >> No. >> No. Oh my god. I saw some girl eat rat. like cuz it's Yeah. It's like deep. boiled rat but it's it was cool because. she sat with a local and the local. taught her how to eat the rat. >> Oh, she was somewhere in the world. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was It was one of. those like she was actually very. respectful. She didn't like spit it out. She just tried it even though it might. have tasted bad. Like she nodded and. then. >> what country was that? It's like.
>> I don't know. I don't want to get it. wrong too. I don't want to get it wrong. >> Oh type [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I know. they eat like guinea pigs. They eat like. they eat like bowl balls. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I heard bowl balls give you superpowers. though. They like hella testosterone and. that [ __ ] Yeah. Really? >> Yeah. >> We might have to go try, fam. Balls. >> Yeah, fam. I think um there was this one. video of what's his name? Who Who's the. French guy that was on the Raptors in. 2019? >> French guy on the Raptors. >> The French guy on the Raptors. Joseé. Calderon. >> No. >> Jose Marani.
>> No, the the black guy. He used to cook. >> Sergey Baka. >> Sergi Baka. Was he French? >> Yeah, I think so. >> Or is he Spanish? I forgot. Sorry. >> I don't know. >> Maybe Spanish. Anyways, um Sergio Baka. had kawaii on his like cooking show. >> and he tried like um. >> he's trying to feed him like like cow. dick. >> Cow dick and cow. >> balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's a. delicacy in some other parts. >> Yeah. Some places. Yeah. Yeah. >> [ __ ]. >> We have to do a food tour, too. >> Eat straight [ __ ] man. That's crazy. >> Yo. F and the bod and the bod with each. drink.
>> Yo. Okay. >> Yo, like if you eat it and then you go, IS THAT. >> YO, THAT SAUCE LOW SMOKE. >> IS that like if it tastes good? >> No. No. Respectful. We'll keep it. respectful. >> But how do you how do you eat it like. like you know what I'm saying? Cool as. [ __ ] Like you have to be like. >> No, you can't EVEN LIKE SHAKE IT. >> YOU CAN'T EVEN SHAKE IT. You can't even. shake it. No, you can't you can't rip it. out like that. No. No. You can't even do. that. You have to like knife and fork. Yeah. >> But if you knife and fork it, that's. that's too that's too delicate. Yo,
>> [ __ ]. >> That's too delicate at that point. That's too much precision. >> No. No. At the bottom. We're talking. about eating [ __ ] fam. >> Yo. Yo, you are. >> I don't know me. >> You are. >> I'm talking about cutting it up. >> So, bro, I'm about to get courage on my. my arm, fam. Since I know courage is. >> if I know a guy if I know a girl. >> No, that's crazy. Amazing. Yo, that. sucks cuz if you actually know a guy. named encourage, fam, >> you know someone named uh patience or.
like face. >> Yo, that's bad. Anyways, >> people won't know though. >> People won't know. >> All right, thank you guys for watching. episode of Jumper Jump Podcast. Make. sure to comment, like, subscribe, all. that good stuff. >> And then go down to the comments, comment the craziest thing you've ever. ate. And if this hits 12K likes, Gavin's. going to eat some cocking balls. Jumpers. jump out. Yo, deuces,
