
The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 979 | White Passing
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>> [music]. >> Microphone check. What is this? Back [music] to business. I guess right now we should start the. show. >> Yo, that is [laughter]. what that's not true. >> Some of them do. >> Oh, all right. Hold up. >> We were talking about election night. We. do backstory and I was like, "Damn, I. want to see Mark break down some of this. election shit." I was watching the bum.
ass NBC white people watching it. >> and it said, "But Mark don't got nice. legs." And I said, >> which was really strong. >> They kind of have similar legs. [laughter]. >> They don't. >> White might not have nice legs. >> sometimes. But but that's [laughter]. that's the anomaly. >> I don't think that's true. >> Usually like the new girls that's nice. >> I thought that was the thing. Some hips, they have hips. They don't have ass. They got hips. They got hips. White. girls is hippie. They don't have ass.
>> White girls are not hippie. We're not. going to misrepresent them. >> They don't have ass. They be having. >> There's one genre that do have hips. >> Well, two. >> I find that Italian women and Jewish. women have hips. >> Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. I'm not I'm not going to argue. that. >> White women be hippie. They don't be. having no ass. >> I'm going to take your word for it. >> [laughter]. >> the white whisperer. >> Glad you got enough experience. >> No, no, not really.
>> Not really. >> Not really. >> We know. Not you. >> Not you. >> Yo, once a month you deny some and he. insists some. And I don't know who's. telling the truth, but they should be. funny every time. >> You know who telling about. >> I totally believe Joe is doesn't sleep. with white women. Has never slept with a. white woman. >> Whoa. That's a lie. That's a lie. I mean. cop to his. >> Yeah, that was like two. No, no, no, no, no. Times. [laughter]. >> No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I hate to. rehash things that we've done a million. times. We got to do that. We got to do. it. Hey yo, bro, chill.
>> Can you count on one hand? >> Call them. Call it Call it for the sake. of the combo. Call it six. Six. I know. I probably know. Call it Call it six. >> Three or four. >> Which makes me know the number ain't. six. Fair. >> No, no, no. Six. It's six. >> Uhhuh. >> What? I don't [laughter]. >> What you think the number is? Oh, [laughter]. >> yo, you about asked Mark. I didn't ask. you, but I didn't ask you nothing. I. didn't ask you a thing. You don't have. to tank the jury pool. I'm asking Mark a.
question about what he thinks. Not. facts. >> Why you asking what? >> Yo, you still going? Can Mark just answer the question, please? Thank you very much. >> If I were guessing for is for white. women, [laughter]. >> you ain't got to sit up and sit and do. all this. Oh, I'm taking definitely. >> I'm taking the demon. [laughter]. I would say 15. >> I would say 15. And for Joe, I would say. about the same.
>> All right, you got it. >> I don't think it's See. >> Oh my god. >> I don't think it's that high, but. [clears throat]. >> cuz whatever number it is, everybody got. Everybody got Everybody got, for lack of. a better word, bodies they don't. remember. >> until you something happens. You Oh. [ __ ]. >> Until your man go whisper in your ear. and tell you about the bodies. See, remember. >> exactly. Exactly. That's why I know his. six could turn to 12 just with one. hobble over that side of the count. [laughter]. >> One trip to Hoboken. >> Exactly. >> That wasn't my bag in Hoboken.
>> That wasn't my Hoboken. [laughter]. Hoboken. >> That wasn't my bag in Hoboken. It's not. [laughter] any of the white joints I. bagged in Hoboken at the little bars. I. slid them to Johnny and Ry guy. Two. married men right now. So, I mean, and. I'm engaged. So, I mean, this. conversation is just, you know, oh [ __ ]. Oh, come on. >> But when you did, was it like did they. have to like clear an extra special bar. or was it just like or was extra low. bar? Like was it things like she's so. bad I don't care or was it like she's. just available and she happened to be. white? >> No, some of some of them took advantage.
of me. >> Some of them took advantage of me. Some. of them were so bad I thought they were. Spanish. >> That happens. [laughter] Like some of. the white girls changed their last name, whatever they monitor or they were like. Spanish. >> It's just six. >> You're excluding these quote unquote. Spanish girls. >> Why would I be counting Spanish girls in. a in a white girl conversation? >> Okay, I see how this number gets to six. [laughter]. >> I see how asterisky was in the.
N. [laughter] She's not white. >> She did the macaron. Nope, she's not. white. >> Macar guacamole. No, she not white. >> She got me Melody. She was white. [laughter]. >> Yeah, it was fuzzy for a little while. >> It was fuzzy. >> That's exactly true me. I thought all. the Wild and Out girls was Latin. >> Oh, [cough]. hey, [laughter] some of them makeup. ladies was pretty good. >> Oh my god. >> Who [ __ ] [ __ ] bad white joints? Who [ __ ].
the white joints? Look at you. That's a. trick. Don't answer me. I'm engaged. I. don't want to talk about this. [laughter]. >> What's the answer is? I want to know the. answer. >> One time you [laughter]. before the pot is over, you'll show your. best white joint. >> Why do you even engage such immature. [ __ ]. >> Don't pay me no mind. Quick inventory. [laughter]. >> I'm a go to on this [ __ ] Yo. >> Yo, it's good to see everybody. Yo,
>> good. Good to see everybody. Shout out. to the faithful men of America listening. out there. Y. we in here. Big moan in the building. Popping y'all. Everybody got their tea? Oh, I had a question. Yo yo, [laughter]. why don't why do you have French toast? >> I didn't take somebody food. >> I'm dying to know who started their. morning with the triple decker French. toast PB&J blueberry whipped cream mix.
That [ __ ] don't sound. >> That look like the breakfast of a at. risk youth [laughter]. >> with a whole container of melted butter. >> Who is starting their morning with the. fattest? >> It's not mine. I'll take credit for it. cuz that [ __ ] look good. >> I didn't start my morning with that. >> Me neither. >> Sound like some [ __ ] Yo, >> that [ __ ] look crazy. >> Is this yours? It's not. >> Mind you, the better the more important. question is is why does this [ __ ] have. our breakfast? I learned [laughter] what. some on somebody else's first. That is. crazy.
>> Oh, somebody's going to eat the rest. [laughter]. >> They bought it for a reason. >> The first time didn't get a double. >> Thank god urgent care is close. This guy. who's. >> now. y'all. Yo, now nobody want to own this. But wait, no. >> And they put extra whatever this is. I. ain't going to lie. >> Take a bite. [laughter] That shill. Of course it do.
How do you [laughter]. >> This is the This is the intimate fudge. in this. >> Yo, this is nuts. >> Cream cheese frosting. Nothing to be. ashamed about nuts. >> No, that's some of the baddest [ __ ]. >> That's a body you can claim. >> We know who's HR and we need somebody to. represent us. We have HR and that was. some of the fattest I've ever seen. Whoever's eating that, I hope y'all have. your faja somewhere near. [laughter].
>> Yo, this is good. >> And I know you got a dude. Faha the Jim. Jones joint. >> I know you got the Jim Jones. >> No, I got [laughter] the real Jim. >> That's cool. >> Reish. [laughter]. All right, man. Come on. Let's get to. it. Let's have a little bit of fun. today. Glad to be here. Glad to be here. Feeling good. Feeling great. Hey. Keep this applause going. Rest in peace, Nipy Hustle, man. Shout out to Black.
Salmon. >> Let's keep this applause going for the. best broadcast on earth. Let me get. these drops out the way right quick. [laughter]. >> so we can get right into the proceedings. on this beautiful, beautiful day. Who was that? >> It's my [ __ ]. >> And.
like I make no money right. off. >> What episode is this? >> 979. Welcome to episode 979 of the Joe. Button uh Joe Button podcast. Best. broadcast in the world. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to. be here. Host Joe Button here with some. really amazing people. To my right, you. know the vibes. You know her body. Don't.
call her white girl. Big Demona. Mona is. in the building. Mona, how are you? >> I'm amazing. >> Love to hear you look absolutely. phenomenal today. You look great. >> Smoking that. Next to her, someone that. looks a lot less phenomenal, but he's. from the same place. Our good brother. Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Mark, how you doing, brother? Lovely. Good. Good. We absolutely love that. Next to him, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up. Stop playing with him. Big is in the. building. Ish. How you doing, man? >> I'm good, dog. >> Good, good, good. I couldn't be better.
Next to him, stop playing with him. Mr. Burgundy, Mr. Take it Further. Freeziest. of them all. Big Freeze in the building. Freeze, what's popping? >> What's good, man? >> Nothing much, man. Next to him, Mr. Beef. and Broccoli himself. Myra's finest. Parks is in the building. Parks, how are. you? >> Chilling. Feeling good. >> Big Po is in the building. Stop playing. You know he was laying down last night. Something nice. Black and. Big Po is here. Cory is here. Mona's. friend, this nigga's here. Uh [laughter]. Ericson is here. Tanner and Savon are.
here by remote. Last, but certainly not. least, each and every one of you very. important people out there are here. Before we go any further, this broadcast. is brought to you by fueled by powered. by Price Pix Pric. What's popping y'all? How we doing? >> Good, man. What's up? Good. Feel. amazing. >> How everybody feeling? >> Real good. Real good. >> Good man. Energized. >> I know you had a busy week. >> Busy week. Busy week. It's double busy. week. I've been I've been uh my wife is. at a conference, so she's So, I had my. son and he's been wearing me out. So, I've been trying to give him a bunch of.
activities so he could uh sleep. He. doesn't really care about elections too. much. I'm. >> No, but he definitely want to stay up to. midnight. >> I bet. >> I am terrible at uh at supervising my. children with with I go ahead and rock. out. >> Yeah. Till you fall asleep on the couch. and pass out, >> dog. Say I'm So I go bowling last night. at 10:00. My kid wants to come who's 8. I'm like, "Yo, dog. This ain't We ain't putting. bumpers up. [laughter]. This ain't for the kids. This ain't. that. Ain't no other kids going to be.
there. You say any girls coming? Nah, no. girls. Just dudes and bowling. He said, "All right, I'm coming." And I knew I. was in trouble when he left his iPad in. the car. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> Once he put it, he put the iPad down. I. tried to trick him. You want to bring. it? He said, "No, I'm going to let it. charge while I bowl.". >> What the? >> I go in this [ __ ] is dead, you know. Dead trying to trying to get to we. gambling. >> And I felt bad. I was like, "You know. what, man? You go sit over there. You want some.
chicken nuggets? No, I want a bowl. No, I want a bowl. I go find a bar. Try to. get him all the heavy bowls. 14 lbs. [laughter]. 15 lbs. Nothing would wear him down. Mark a little strong. >> Oh yeah. Oh my [laughter] god. He bowed. five games. He bowed every game. >> God damn. >> Yes. He bowed every game. He even got a. strike in one of them games. I bet he. was sleep when he got home. >> It's cuz the dudes that was there made. me feel bad. Good dad. So, hey, want to. put him in? Want to put him in? >> [snorts].
>> Once you say that, >> you look like an [ __ ] if you got. them. Got them in. But yeah, now we had. a good time. But Mark, to your point, tough to wear these little guys down. It's not just some candy anymore. >> No, no. Candy early in the daytime. No candy in the daytime. >> You supposed to candy in the daytime. Sugar crash. >> So yeah, >> that is terrible. >> And at night a little Remember that Ray. nephew y'all be teasing me about? >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Old school. Old. school. >> I didn't say anything. I just said. remember that Ray nephew teasing right. under the gums. I'm trying to figure out how I'mma put.
some [ __ ] in the in the food now that. she's going to breastfeed. [laughter]. >> Breastfeeding is going to make it tough, I think, to tricky. >> put a little oatmeal in the bottom of. that bad boy. [laughter]. >> Hey, you think you tough? You up on that. gang? >> Go get this oatmeal. Put him down. You. shouldn't do that to daughters anyway. But anyway, uh Mark, come on, man. Come. on, man. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Stop playing with us. Yeah, man. >> We got Mississippi, dog.
>> Yo, this is a crazy week for if you've. been living on a different planet for. this week. The elections, midterm. elections came back big. Uh, Tuesday. night was a huge defeat for Republicans, a huge win for Democrats, a bunch of. historic wins. I'm talking about from. dog catcher up to to governor. Every. single race seemed like Democrats were. winning. >> Yeah. >> Republicans, >> anybody that they've hated over the last. few years won. >> Word. >> Yeah. the gay one, >> Native Americans,
>> Americans, Latin, Nate, whoever they. hate, >> everybody. >> Big night. [laughter]. >> Everyone saw Dami clean this [ __ ] up. real quick and say, "You know what? That's not so bad.". >> So, let me jump in before Mark get all. educational. Uh, I feel like, and I saw. somebody say this, I feel like the rest. of the country saw just how much fun New. York was having during the next. championship run. and mom Donnie with. all this progressive streets just been. feeling good that the rest of the. country wanted to. >> you know what they wanted to join in on.
some of the fight. >> I don't think you all the way wrong with. that there were some strong leftwing. wins and there was some moderates who. won as well depending on the state and I. think that speaks to strategy but. there's a lot of people that saw Mundi. and said oh this is possible. >> I don't have to pretend to be something. else to win I can be myself that's what. Republicans have been doing for years. they stopped being moderates they said. look we're gonna stop giving you these. John McCain and these Mitt Romney we're. gonna give you these extremists who want. everything that we want and we can. [ __ ] win. And they kept winning and. it worked. >> No, listen. Listen, buddy. Listen,
buddy. I love what's going on out there. >> Say it. >> The Christians versus the new Muslims. [laughter]. The old Christians versus the new. Muslims. Hey, hey, hey, hey, old. Christians. >> Only, >> y'all got your heads pulled down. [laughter] But yo, the new progressive. Muslims, >> they cool, man. >> Yo, them [laughter] [ __ ] is bodying. out. Charismatic. >> They're [clears throat] great. >> Charismatic. >> They're great. Yo,
>> there there's a couple races I want to. talk about. First, the the big story is. that the House and the Senate are under. Democratic control. >> by a lot. >> And not by a small. ass. As of the as of this broadcast, Democrats at 54 seats in the Senate. >> with Scott Cologne still in the lead in. Mississippi, which is a huge deal. That's crazy. >> And at the time of this, about 5 minutes. where we started, some more news came. in. The gap is widening. >> uh even more. It's likely that he's.
going to win. But the tea here, because. I tell you, I'm just here for political. tea. Is I saw an interview with Cologne. talking about how. >> he got worried that he was going to lose. this in July and he didn't care. He was. just doing it to take away votes from. the Republican dude, right? So. Republican dude was going to all the. black spots in the hood. So Cologne was. like, "You know what? I'm not going to. waste my time and go over there. I'm. going to go I ain't even going to go out. that much. I'm when I go out, I'm going. to these white hoods and I'mma talk to.
them and they was with me and here we. are now. Well, when when I saw this. interview, it was tied. >> So now I think he's up. He's up by about. about 1,600 votes. >> Yeah. >> That many? >> Yeah. >> Cuz it wasn't that [clears throat] many. before. >> It was like 20 at one point. 80 votes at one point. >> But here's the even more interesting. piece of the story. >> He didn't want to be a senator. He was. up for a federal judgeship. >> Yeah. in in January 2025, Joe Biden. approved it. >> Yeah, >> he was going to be uh or 24, excuse me,
he was going to be governing federal. judge. >> and it got approved. The Republicans. approved it. Everybody approved it. except Cindy Hyde Smith, the person he's. running against there. >> She said she wasn't going to approve it. because he saw some tie to George Soros. and something about transgender people. It was like this long- winded like this. person connected to this person. connected to this person. it was just an. excuse to not vote for a progressive. And so she refused. He he actually wrote. a letter saying, "Please change your. mind." She didn't. They returned his uh.
appointment back to the White House. And. now 9 months later, he says, "I'm going. to run for the Senate.". >> And now he's whooping her ass and taking. her seat. That's what the you get. I. love how I love stories that end that. way. That's like the best story in the. world. >> Round of applause. And the Democrats about to win Alaska, which which will make 56 seats in. >> uh in the in the in the US Senate. And. there's some gains also in the um in the. US House. Dem uh uh Democrats have.
control of that. Uh 235 seats, I think, as of this moment. Again, a big deal. One of the stories that we got to tell. people about, I think, is these races. are being decided sometimes by 40 votes, 50 votes, 60 votes. You can win if you organize and get. people out. We can get the outcomes we. want if we vote. Like for all y'all that. think voting don't matter, there are. people who are going to win Senate. seats. They're going to decide whether. or not we go to war. They're going to.
decide whether or not you get schools. They're going to decide all that based. on whether you and your homies, just. just a crew of your homies went out and. voted or not. So, this is a big deal and. it's something that we need and young. people in these Senate seats. young young people in these lifelong. >> That's been my favorite part. That's. been my diversity is diversity and youth. really is the bigger thing for me. >> That's what was needed the whole time. I. love that. >> And it's not just Democrats beating. Republicans. It's progressive Democrats. beating old guard establishment.
Democrats. A lot of that we saw back in. May. Go ahead. >> No, I just want to ask you. I think it's. in in in line with what we're talking. about because when Trump was running and. we was talking all of that, he seems to. be winning the marketing war. My. question was, why don't the Democrats or. the other side seem to have a pulse on. who the next crop of of just people? >> Yeah. >> Like, why don't the mainstream know. about that? So, I'm seeing something now.
that says that Chuck Schumer was putting. a press like putting a a blanket on like. being against all of these new young. progressive Democrat movements that was. coming. I was like, "Okay, now that. makes sense." But all these people that. started popping up and not popping up. cuz if you follow politics, these people. have been there. But for people like for. for casual politic people to now learn. about these people, >> there's some people out there and it's. like.
>> there's a farm system. The problem is. like you said, they didn't they didn't. invest in it. I mean, if you think about. in Florida, just to give you one. example, Angie Nixon, she didn't win the. Florida race, but she only lost it. Bob, >> they said she didn't have a shot. So, they didn't put any money into her. support. She got 49% of the vote. Chuck. Schumer finally threw like some some. some pittance last month just so it. would look like he was supportive. If. they had invested in Florida, Angie. Nixon, this black woman who's a state. rep, would have won that seat. Would. have absolutely won that seat. And she.
said she going to run again in two. years. But but the point is she always. been there, but they Chuck Schumer. doesn't want those people on the. mainstream. This is my issue with. Democrats and one of the many reasons. why I'm not a Democrat is that a lot of. times the people who actually reflect. the values of the people, they don't. want cuz their money, their interests. are tied up in war. They're tied up in. guns. They're tied up in all this [ __ ]. that we don't want. And so Chuck Schumer. is never going to just back Mani. He. didn't back Minani in his own city. He's. not going to put money in Angie Angie uh. Nixon. But you still see.
>> so counterproductive, >> right? >> It depends on what your interests are. going against the flow though. It. depends on where you because I think I. think one of the misconceptions that. common people have is that the Democrats. are just all for the people. >> and that don't necessarily be true with. >> We're not [ __ ] on Democrats today. too. I'm letting you Mark know and Mona. I know y'all we're not [clears throat]. [ __ ] on Democrats today. >> No, no, I'm not doing that. I got a few. Democrats [ __ ] on a minute. But I'm just. saying that hold on to your seats. >> Yeah. Like a lot of the [ __ ] be. having their own personal interest in in.
mind when when they doing political. It's not always about the masses. And so. to Mark's point, if you're not putting. money behind this particular lady. because she don't have your interest or. the things that you find um important at. the top of her priority list, then. you're not going to [ __ ] with her. >> I feel like the Democrat Democratic. Party has just been don't rock the boat. for the past. >> Yeah. While we make money, >> you know what I mean? Huh? >> While we make money behind the scenes, >> right? Right. >> And that's the problem. There are. certain issues that Democrat like I mean. Chuck Schumer is like for the last 20. years is never going to endorse a.
candidate that was pro Palestine. just. as one example, right? So, all these. progressive candidates either had to. change their position or be silent on it. or not get support. So, a lot of these. candidates who came up through the ranks. who absolutely could have won. What's. the city council uh O say? Um. >> I love him. >> Yeah. You know, you know that's Jackson, right? >> No. >> Yeah. That's that's Jack. That's Reggie. son. >> Get the out of here. >> Mhm. >> Wow. >> Crazy, right? >> Wow. like he's wonderful but but again. the the establishment doesn't want him.
to get the kind of support that he's. getting. So that that's a big part of. the issue but now. >> the structure can't hold it anymore. because too many young people came out. too many people are speaking out. Social. media has changed the conversation. >> So now you got Daria Lisa right in um in. New York and representing the third. district. >> She's Latina. She's Muslim. She's. progressive and she won. You got Chris. Rab in Pennsylvania, progressive, right? I mean, you got these great people who. are coming out and they can't stop it.
anymore. That that's that's what we one. of the things we learned uh this week to. me is that if we want the world, we can. create it, but we got to fight for it, but we can win. And the old guard has to. give it up at some point. James Carville. says something that really pissed me. off. He said, "I would rather lose to. Republicans by five by five uh votes. than to or or or rather I'd rather have. Republicans control the the the Congress. by five than for us Democrats to control. it by five." James Carville was the. person who who helped make Bill Clinton. He was one of the major voices of the.
Clinton era Democrats. And his point was. he said, "I don't want to win as a. Democrat if it means that we're beholden. to the votes of those of the. progressives.". >> That's crazy. >> You know what I mean? He said, "I'd. rather lose than than than need. progressive votes as part of my. coalition." What he called the DSA, the. Democratic Socialist of America. He's. like, "I don't want AOC and them to be. controlling our destiny. I'd rather lose. to the Republicans." That's why. >> because their vision is different. They. ain't worried about us. >> They not worried about us. But it's a. smoke screen. >> It's a smoke screen, man. And we saw. that another big win.
>> was Abdul Say or now he says his whole. name. Soon as he won, he was like, "It's. Abdman Muhammed." [laughter]. >> And it's like, yo, he won. And yo, I'm. going tell you something. >> I love that. >> He is the. >> charisma, bro. >> He got all the. >> He know how to cuss. And that's. charisma, bro. >> He got charisma. Go ahead. >> He got He got the tools. >> Yeah, >> he got the tools. >> He get it done. If his name were Abd if. his name were Abdman Muhammad said he. could be president, >> you know what I mean? And I still think. he could be president. >> He got the tools. I. >> agree. >> I I I have spent the last few days.
falling in love with Abdul. >> He has the tools, bro. >> Him and and Assaf. >> Yeah. them them too. >> Like, yo, >> and what I like is he don't duck. questions. >> He be like, "No, no, no. I take that.". >> Right. >> You ask him some wild. No, no, no. I got. this. Chill, chill, chill. I got this. >> Yeah. And it's been. >> And now you can't say nothing like, "Yo, I answered your question. I'm taking on. the most hostile question you could. possibly throw at me. I'm going to be. calm. I'm going to ask you questions.
back and I'm going engage you and I'm. going to make you look stupid.". >> Yeah. that Muslim Brotherhood all. for him. It's a bunch of them. You know. what I'm saying? So he like that level. of charisma. You His speech. >> His speech was crazy. His speech was not. for nothing. His speech was some digger. [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Oh yeah. He went a Dearborn Muslim. speech was some [ __ ]. >> Michigan Arabs is is like that. Yeah. >> He and it here, right? He's a real. American. That's why he's so good at.
talking. Well, that was the funny part. when Trump was talking about his wife. and showing his wife in her hijab and. was like, you know, and JD Vansson was. saying like, look at our wives. You. know, our wives are the real Americans, not this. And he's like, >> those white legs, [laughter]. >> your wife wasn't born here. >> He's like, my wife was born in America. Yours was. I don't what the So, clearly. you're not talking about citizenship. So, what do you mean when you say she's. not talking about. >> and he knew how it it was great when. dude asked the Muslim Brotherhood. question? I thought that was a great. point. He was like, "You haven't. denounced the Muslim Brotherhood." He. said, he said, "Neither of you." You. know what I mean? Right. And he said,
"Why do you need me to? What is it about. me that makes you think I need to do. this?" And. >> we both played football and lacrosse. We. both love America. We both love freedom. And I'm looking forward to the. conversation. You want to abolish ICE? Who's going to deport the criminal. aliens? Long before we ever had ICE, we. had INS. We were able to enforce our. immigration policies without shooting. people in the face in the back of the. head. >> Green New Deal. Do you drive an electric. car? >> I drive a plug-in hybrid made right in. the United States. The bigger question. about cars, though, why the president. just escalated a trade war with Canada. It's about to make all of our cars,
especially in terms of any shady. start taxing wealth for people who have. over hund00 million. I mean, at that. point, like, what do you think are you. going to do with more money? What are. you going to do with more money? Whatever I want. The question ultimately. is, do you want to drive on good roads. or would you rather have a billionaire. make a second billion? That's what Mike. Rogers wants. That's what Donald Trump. wants. Apparently, that's what you want. I think the people in Michigan want. something different. They want good. roads and good such for the everyday. man. Like, if you're for billionaires. more than you're for everybody other. person, you and I are just going to. disagree. I just think I have the right. to the fruits of my own labor. Billionaires don't make their money off.
of their labor. Billionaires don't make. their money off their money. So if you. have a billion dollars, your billion. makes another hundred million. That's. not the fruits of your labor. That's. just the fruits of your money making. money. Like if we talk to you at 7%, a. cool. >> [laughter]. >> $30 million off your billion dollars. I. think it's okay. You say you want. socialized healthcare. Abdul, how much. is that going to cost? Going to cost the. average Michigander a whole lot less. than they pay right now. substantially. less for an everyday person who's out. here who can't afford their healthcare. and worried about losing their healthare. with their job. I just don't see why. you're so on the side of the. billionaires, Jesse, rather than on the.
side of everyday Michiganders. You want. to talk about budgets? I'm happy to do. that. The guy who used to work on your. channel, I think he was like the sixth. host on the five. He wanted to raise our. military budget to $1.5 trillion. And. you don't seem to be upset about that so. we could fight a war we don't know how. to get out of to raise our gas prices $5. a gallon. I just think that we could do. a lot better with our money. Jesse, everywhere I go in Michigan, people are. talking about the fact that they've. never had to worry as much about. >> I'm letting it play. This is a good war. Are you glad the is dead? Yeah. I mean, look, he was a terrible person. The.
>> horrible [laughter] gone to war. The issue that people are worried about. is not that somehow somebody's going to. come and push a real law. The issue in. Michigan is people are worried about how. they're going to afford their gas. How. am I going to see a doctor when I get. sick? How am I going to keep my job? I agree with you, but you use these. words that sound really foreign to avoid. actually having to talk about the issue. You agree that the guy's a beta doesn't. like to answer questions. answer [laughter] that Mike Rogers and. Donald Trump and JB Vance have to this. economy is to point to me scary words.
associated with him. Those scary words. are not raising gas prices or keeping. you from seeing your doctor. I'm. interested in getting money out of. politics, putting money in your pocket, passing Medicare 75%. the healthcare coverage they have. No. 75% of the country wants guaranteed. healthcare through Medicare for all. Sex. changes for minors. Do you support that? You disagree that healthcare decisions. need to be made by a doctor, parents, and a patient. Then I just we think we. agree to disagree. So you think it's. okay for a parent to slash his kids. You. really want to have this conversation.
Are you circumcised? [laughter]. >> Personal question. Doctor, you probably. should want to move on. >> Boys playing in girls. You have not. asked me one time about the issues that. people actually care about in Michigan. You don't want to talk about gas prices. You don't want to talk about groceries. You don't want to talk about healthare. You don't want to talk about the stupid. trade war. You can keep doing the. greatest if you want. It's a big. interest in getting money out of. politics, putting money in your pocket, and passing Medicare for all. >> I'm smoking smoking. >> That's how you win. >> She smoking. >> You don't win by ducking the smoke.
>> Sorry, Mark. Back to you. I'm sorry. >> No, no, no. That was. how you win. You don't duck the smoke. You don't hide your politics. You're. honest. You're direct. And you and you don't let them. >> determine where the conversation is. going to go. >> That was that's the part right there. >> Took it from every time y'all tried to. move it. No, no, no. We're talking about. this though. What's up? You talk about. some scary. Let's talk about regular. And I think I think um this is my. personal opinion. I think that the. average person in the United States. don't care about politics like to that. degree. They care about what my kids and.
my immediate family see as a result of. the political decisions that y'all make. And I think. >> you said [ __ ] can't put gas in their. car, bro. And so we said when Trump got. elected that he ran on everyday people. not being able to afford some [ __ ]. >> and now he's had his time and those. everyday people are worse now than when. he came and I think that just backfired. on him wholeheartedly. I think that the. average people, my [ __ ] for you to win. Texas, bro. [clears throat]. >> Like, yo, it's Texas. >> I never seen Texas blue in my. >> Yo, it's Texas. >> I don't think not your grown life. Yeah.
No, >> when he talks like that, when that guy. talks like that, he's helping both sides. out because that fear monger [ __ ] works. So, if you are, you know, a Michigan. person and you on Facebook and they. showing these scary videos of these. Muslims and they going to come over here. and make your wives cover and women. can't drive, >> that's scary. But if you remind. everybody that that's not that's not an. issue that you're having on your. dayto-day, but you are having a hard. time putting food in. You are having gas. in your car. So he's not it's not that.
helps everybody on both sides cuz people. believe that especially with this AI. people see those videos and think that. is real. >> Well, you start talking about some some. trans topic or some like that. It's like. yo fam that's 1% of the population. If. 1%. let's talk about the 70% that can't do. these things that are necessities to. everyday Americans and and let's talk. about those things. And I think he he. smokes some [ __ ]. >> He smokes some. Can I let my man Can I. let my man Oop get some? Let's go. Let's. go. [laughter]. >> He didn't play with none of them at all.
He got right to it. Hold up now. God. I. need a music bed. Got some ether for. that one. [clears throat] No, no, no, no. I'm just letting the words talk. >> Just listen to this. 5 days after his father was reelected, Prince Don Jr. becomes a partner at 1789. Capital, a venture firm founded by. right-wing activists. >> Explain it to us. >> and Trump donors. >> 1789 Capital then buys a stake in Vulcan. Elements, a tiny startup that says it.
plans to produce the high techch magnets. needed in drones, missiles, and. satellites. And about a month after Don Jr.'s. venture firm buys its stake in Vulcan. Elements, Pentagon officials learn that. Peter Navaro, a convicted criminal, Don. Jr.'s close friend and a top White House. official, wants the Pentagon to give. your tax dollars to Vulcan Elements. >> Of course, one Pentagon official said, quote, "The call came from the White.
House. We have to get this done.". and Athens. To be clear, getting this. done means funneling your money to the. president's son's investment. Mhm. >> Like clockwork. [laughter]. >> On November 21st, just 3 months after. Don Jr. and his friends bought their. stake, Vulcan gets a $620 million. taxpayer loan from Pete Hex's Pentagon. Paid for with your money.
See, while the world burns and you pay. more for everything, your tax dollars. become the royal family's wealth. >> Seems to be a common thread for. >> because it pays to be a Trump. >> Yeah. >> Especially when the whole world knows. daddy's a crook. >> Half a billion from the Emirati spy. chief to Trump family crypto business. months before the administration granted. the Emirates access to our most. sensitive AI chips.
$1.6 billion of your money backing the. Trump boy's mining interests in. Kazakhstan. Jared Kushner on the Saudi payroll while. he pretends to lead our Middle East. diplomacy. And on and on, the Mara Lago mafia. >> really has taken American corruption to. spectacular new heights. >> Grifters boy, >> that's. not good. >> That That's the thing we need. And.
here's the thing, y'all. Politicians. at their best can do that, but they. don't have feelings. They have. interests. They're only going to do that. if their interests intersect with ours. John Assaf, even four years ago, wasn't. challenging the military-industrial. complex, wasn't challenging Israel, wasn't challenging these things, but it. became okay to do, and now he's doing. it. And I'm okay with that. >> You're biging him up. I'm start your. [ __ ] No, no, no.
>> Don't start taking us to We biging them. up. >> No, but but we gonna be we gonna bring. big them up, but we gonna be critical. and and honest, too. The way to get. politicians to to do dope is to apply. pressure. They never do it without the. pressure. Right? That was the whole. point with Roosevelt back in the day and. a Philip Randolph. Ah Randolph sat in. front of him and told him all the he. needed done. He said all the things that. were wrong with the world, all the. things that need to be done with the. labor movement. And Roosevelt looked at. him and said, "I agree with everything. that you just said. Now go out there and.
make me do it." That's the thing. Presidents aren't born. They're made. Right. We We create them. Frederick. Douglas makes Abraham Lincoln who he is. We got to make the next president who. they are. We got to make the next. senator who they are. They'll do that. dope [ __ ] but we got to keep calling. for it because they're only going to do. it if there's proof of concept. >> That makes sense. >> And now they just learned that, oh, we. can say some cool [ __ ] about labor and. it'll work. So, let's keep doing Let's. keep applying the pressure. >> Yeah, Mark. >> Yeah, I'm with him. He caught that. >> Yeah, I'm with him. >> Well, that's the important part, right?
Is that that proof of concept that that. you're talking about, there's a. blueprint laid. >> for how to reach the American people. >> And now, whether people are are. uh all the way with it or it's just word. salad, >> that will remain to be seen. But some of. them, it's working on me. It's working. And they and they. >> and it's a real simple message. People. are having a hard time uh living a. quality life. >> Yes. >> Word. That's it. I don't want to care. about.
I don't care about inflation. I don't. Yo, dog. Can I feed my kids? >> Can we go to the doctor? >> No. If you break it down into the most. layman terms, then I think it resonates. way better than old school politics. So, you said proof of concept, but I also. think um politicians move when they have. fear of recourse. So if we say, "Yo, dog, I don't give. what you talking about. I don't care if. you red or blue. If you don't do x, y, and z, we not with you." I think that. pushes more buttons, too. You know what. I'm saying? Like these [ __ ]. don't have guaranteed seats no more.
Especially with the informed 19. Yo, my. girl's son, >> he know all of he youngest. I'm like, yo, when I was in my 20s, I could care. less about some of these stuff. These. 19, 20, 21 year old college kids, they. are really taking an interest in this. They marched to go vote 45 minutes. taking a pass getting the the vote or. die t-shirt. >> Yeah. Like dog, I'm telling you like. they So now. >> she really meant apparently. [laughter]. >> Who knows? >> That's a good joke, [laughter].
bro. >> But yeah, no, this [ __ ] is reaching. people that it didn't reach before. So. now you got to take those people into. account. You got to take these 21 year. olds into account. Their vote matters. >> And and those 21 now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And they're not fooled by as much. Facebook. >> foolery. You know what I'm saying? They. hate all that AI. They can see right. through. >> The news don't sway them like it used to. sway our panel. >> And I mean, yes. The the the young. progressive people getting out there all.
the stocks is down too. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> Yeah. Anything that that that homeboy. ran on and even some of the the mega. wealthy people are just like, h I don't. know about all of that. It ain't it. ain't looking like that. >> Yeah. I mean that Trump's coalition is. crumbling because Trump's thing was look. I might do some up but y'all going to. stay rich. >> y eat. >> and all your interests are going to be. met and now people not eating. >> that war in Iran that they said was. going to be a brief incursion. >> up the straight or moves up didn't just. f the geopolitical landscape it also.
made it so that the gas prices are. stupid. >> and so people who were willing to ignore. the fact that he never is who he says he. is right I'm a non-interventionist. unless I want to blow something up. everybody loved were fine that while. people was getting paid, but now they're. not getting paid anymore. >> And then for him to turn around and when. they ask him about it, I loved his. appearances on Fox News. I I loved all. the news cycles. >> this week, but when they asked him. about, "Oh, how do you think this this. makes you look?" He's like, "I ain't on. the ballot.". >> Right. [laughter]. >> Wait, what?
They said he handpicked some of those. people. >> No, he handpicked most of He said, "Yo, so if these young crew [laughter]. cooking. >> and he was running around saying vote. like I was on the ballot.". >> Yes. Which is literally what he said. Vote like I'm on the ballot. And like. say less. [laughter]. >> Yeah. He But you see them scamp they're. running from him cuz he's a one-term. president by constitution. >> Um. >> and now that the midterm showed that. he's not that popular, JD Vance already. broke down.
I seen I think all I think all the cuz. from what I heard the Republicans don't. really be with him. They just scared of. him. >> Yes. >> They are really scared. Like they don't. really agree with a bunch of the [ __ ]. that he's doing. They just scared of. him. Now in this next two years they. about to start kicking his [ __ ] back. >> They going to start going to do when. they make Ohio a state. [laughter]. >> Seriously, think about it. >> Yo, you stupid. No, no. Honestly, I'm. joking around, but for more than half of. my life, my father has said, "Yo,
they'll never make DC a state." And he. was telling that to me at a time where. not only was I not invested, but I. didn't understand nothing that he he was. saying. So, for that to be some of the. talk. >> Yeah. >> Now, for it to be growing like louder, >> that's a thing. >> My pops the other day was acting like he. found out Jesus was black. Seriously, he saw my costume. >> No, [laughter] no, I'm saying that's how. he felt after all of that. After all of.
that cheese heavy and all that. group chat was lit, >> he said this is my birthday, the. holidays, New Year's, Christmas. This is. all I ever want. He sounded like my. grandmother before she passed. Rest in. peace to her when she was like, "All I. want is to see a black. >> Obama." Obama. that first [clears throat] Obama vote. >> Yeah. Yeah, like the the hope you hear. in the older people when it comes to the. world that they'll leave for their kids. >> like it's it was interesting to me. >> It was interesting. I just got one last.
thought I got to say. >> No, you know, Mark Iso, [ __ ] talk for. two hours. [laughter]. >> Just the election brought a lot of good. news for a lot of good people. I'm glad. I have a message for two kinds of. people. First, to all the people on the. super duper left like me who were saying. this isn't a real victory. It absolutely. is a real victory. I understand. I'm. eyes wide open about who we elected. They're not perfect. See, >> that's when y'all be getting too left.
>> But no, no, I'm I'm I'm saying but but. >> some of you left [ __ ] is too left. >> I don't think there's such a thing. I I. think it's important to hold the line. and be principled, but we also have to. operate within the system that we're in. And on Tuesday, working-class people. stood up and said, "I want living. wages." People stood up and said, "I'm. tired of putting my money to war.". People said, "I want to invest in. schools and justice and not jails.". People did the right thing and they had. their voices heard. And I don't want to. dishonor those people by making it seem. as if they voted wrong or they've been. duped into believing that the Democrats.
are going to save them. That's not the. truth. The truth is people had their. voices heard and they learned something. So now that they've learned that they. can use their voices and their votes to. win, now let's let's not hate on the. moment. Let's not hate from outside the. club. Instead, let's use the energy from. our moment. Yes. To encourage people to. do political education, to organize, like Ilhan Omar said, we only get what. we organize for. But we will always get. what we organize for if we keep. organizing. So don't don't be mad at. them. But to the people that are. celebrating too much, the Democrats.
aren't going to save you. They never. have. They never will. that this is the. best opposition. The Democrats are the. best people to be your opposition. compared to the Republicans. But they. are not the answer. Hakeem Jeff doesn't. support Medicare for all. Hakeem Jeff. supports the Israel war machine. He's. somebody who needs to not be speaker of. the house. But if he's going to be. speaker of the house, y'all need to. challenge him and don't sit back and. assume that he's just going to save you. Don't assume the people you just. elected, even if they were progressive, are going to stay progressive. Cuz like. John Fedman and others, once they get in. that office and they see the bright.
lights and they see the big stage, sometimes they change. So, it's up to. you to keep the pressure on. The big. political work doesn't happen every. November or even every November and. April. It's every single day. Contact. your congressman. Join school boards. Join movements. Join organizations. Do. the work that needs to happen together. so that we can make the politicians be. what we need them to be. They're not our. friends. They work for us. >> Right. >> That's all. >> Hey, that was well said, bro. I ain't. going to hold you. >> Amen. >> Well said. >> Very well said. Well said. Very well.
said. >> And necessary. You know, I get scared. when he gets. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't know where he. was going. I know he was going for some. new information out. I know. >> I know he died. [laughter]. >> You know, it's a lot of watch. >> It was some [ __ ] announced today. A lot. of [ __ ] going on. >> Yep. >> Don't always seem like he got some top. secret. I know. I just It ain't top. >> I feel like Mark could be one of them. new Muslims. >> Oh my god. >> What is it? He is a new Muslim. You said. you said mark. is well. >> lthered.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm a '9s Muslim. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Old school. >> You new Muslims. They they changing the. game. >> Hey. Hey. Right. Right side. All you. Mega people, y'all going to have to find. uh some some new insults, >> some new acronyms. >> Yeah. Y'all going to have to find some. new ways to discredit the the the Muslim. movement. >> Yeah. No, they killing [ __ ] They are. What you want me to say? [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's real.
>> Yo, and the team with. shorty that was running against Abduel, >> the one that left that trader. >> Yeah, that. ugly. >> That traitor. >> The one with that thick Michigan accent. >> You went to the other side. He asked her. to not show up anymore cuz she probably. was annoying. So, and and that's how she. responded. She went to the other side. and endorsed the [ __ ] that he [ __ ] was. crazy. >> But after years of kicking his back in, >> after years of her representing. everything that goes against what that.
guy stands for, she ran with him. But. and then her whole her whole team um. politics political. it was crazy. It was some wild going on. >> That [ __ ] almost made me want to watch. Scandal again. >> Yeah. You know, I just started. >> the political tea. >> I'm watching Scandal. My wife, she never. seen it before. This is. >> Oh wow. >> I've never seen Scandal either. >> Watch it. It We're on season two, >> but it's a good show. >> Mono likes Scandal. >> It will change that. >> I never seen. >> it's Scandal is something amazing. >> Scandal I I would say are probably some.
of the best if not the best reads ever. on television. >> Cuz they do the monologues. Yo, >> some of the best reads ever on. television. >> When you say reads, what do you mean? >> When you read somebody when you read and. they write. Oh, I got you got when. you're reading it right some of the best. Eli. YouTube him. >> that's it. didn't play when he get to go it's worth. it never.
>> it gets a little weird toward the later. seasons but I think it's good again yeah. but it's good I mean. >> ah scandal is that. to me it's her best show I mean I love. Grace and I've watched every episode of. Gra but. >> scandal at his watch a lot of TV. >> Grace is Grace is very different from. Scandal. >> Yeah, but in some way, but there is a. through line. Also, Scandal with the. music, just for the music alone, Scandal, I mean, Scandal is is. >> they got a good soundtrack. >> I can appreciate that. >> They they got the best time music ever. >> Y'all should start that show. That. show's great.
We watching it again now. She I'm loving. it like like for the first time. >> Might start that over now just because. >> Well, I appreciate your coverage, Mark. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Thank you. Thank you for. >> Next year, we got to get you like a. little uh touchcreen joint. be like, >> "I need I need to see Mark Hill touching. the [ __ ] screen. >> in 2028." I could probably get in that. screen. >> Let's get him the screen. Let's do it. Let's do the screen. >> He deserves it. >> And you going to put lotion on when you. run that screen. >> I can't make any promises. [laughter]. >> You got to have at least the ankles. >> Okay, I'll do the ankles. I'll do that. ankle. >> Yo, Mark, for the presidential election,
you need to be lotioned. >> Listen, when I used to do cable news, I. was always. >> You're too important to the black people. movement. >> Do you really have to wear lotion. though? >> Yes. >> Like, do you have to? Yes, lotion is. pushing it. Look, when I was on TV, I. always had lotion and suits and clean. clothes and haircuts. Just like since my. >> This is a recent thing though. Just. [laughter]. >> I just gave up on my. just came here and said podcast. It's this. >> and that right off his grocery list soon.
as he soon as he stepped down and. started being a podcast. >> It's marriage, yo. That's what I'm. trying to It's a combo. It's it's it's. podcast and marriage. That combo. together. >> That's funny. Damn. >> I realize now that most of what I did. was not for myself. [laughter]. >> I mean, >> did you guys did you guys uh hear about. the Powerball winner that won uh over. 800 million? >> You know, when he said New Jersey, I all. >> in New Jersey. [laughter].
>> Yo, Montville. >> You play every time, right? When get up. there like you really a selfish yo and. don't say nothing to the group. I hate. this. What are you talking about, [ __ ]. You outside, right? >> No. >> All right. What's that? [laughter]. You group text? >> I'm in the house. I'm not outside. >> You said I could have group text y'all. Y'all a group text. I don't know none of. y'all group text. >> Because you. have one bragging that you're not in. group text. >> Y'all saying it's my fault that this is.
a corporation and because I didn't buy. the y'all to buy, I'm not included in. the group tax. already not a corporation. [laughter]. >> Look at you ready to go to court. I'm. watching you too is defense. The the the. Green Bubble group chats aren't as bad. as they used to be. >> [ __ ] is we talking about, [ __ ]. >> They're not as bad as they used to be. >> You can't defend is in what I'm saying. What I'm saying is if he know that the.
power ball is has reached 840 million. >> 400 I play I'm playing every time. >> Y'all act like the [ __ ]. >> once it get to eight tell somebody else. your [ __ ] no once it get to eight I. throw three 400. >> y'all act like he was one number off. This [ __ ] ain't win either. [laughter]. He lost too. >> Did you check your numbers? >> He just so stupid. He could have check. them. You just scan them. He could have. had Roselle and Woodbridge covered. Freeze could have had Orange Irving to.
come. [ __ ] we could have We could We. could have New Jersey out. We could have. selfish ass. out west with a with a with a one teeth. white people, [ __ ] [laughter]. >> Lakewood. You could have had Maplewood. >> You were in that one little red section. down the white people with three teeth. That's where they went at. I was out. there in myville. in Montville, New Jersey. Oh, so details. came out at the. >> Montville and mother.
[laughter]. I'd have never been in Mount. >> Montville. >> I would have never been there. I've. never heard of that. New Jersey got. places I've never heard of. So, >> you got some places you don't want to. hear of. >> Yeah. The places that places that tried. to be red. [laughter]. >> Yeah. I saw I saw the New Jersey map. Y'all. bad with geography, but I know that it. was close to Atlantic City. Y'all are angry. They don't play down. there. Yo, >> I'm angry about location. >> Yes. >> I usually get angry by like status. If.
it seems like the person isn't poor, impoverished that speaks volumes. >> because Wegman, you got to have a couple. dollars to go. speak volume. That's the other one. I. would have never went to Wegman's to get. a power ball. No, you go to Wegman's for the chicken. sandwich and you just so happen to beg. >> You go to Wegman for the triple decker. French toast. >> Yeah, bro. >> I would grab one. >> Yo, dog. I I look at it like, yo, keep. it. Look, we we we before the podcast.
started, we talking about sneakers. So, all of us in here got a multiple two of. sneakers. My [ __ ] if I could go spend. 250, 300 on some sneakers and I ain't. going to get nothing back from it, why. the would I not spend 400 to potentially. make 800? All right. So, I'd buy the. sneakers. Look, even if I if I hit five. [laughter] numbers, >> we don't we don't wasted more money on a. win. >> Y'all are Powerball players. >> Wait, why you say we never going to win? >> See? >> Yeah. >> Manifestation is.
>> like I'm not going to lie. I don't play. the Powerball. Like even when you first. like when he first got thinking and then. I had to click, oh, he's saying we could. play together. Like I don't that's just. something in my head. I'm never going to. win. >> True. But you know the person who won. the four digit five digit easy. But. look, the person who won, you know what. they did? >> Huh? >> The person who won, you know what they. had to do? >> Play. >> Play. >> Yeah. >> Yo, if you guarant If you hit five. numbers, >> plus the red ball for the for the. >> plus the red ball, that's six numbers. >> The odds are 1 in 292, 2011, 1338. Guess. [laughter] what? Guess what though?
Guess what? I think the sneakers. Why'. you say we never win? Cuz you never win. >> Mona, I got a family friend that hit the. lotto for 350 million. Rest in peace. He's not here. You ain't going to win. >> Are you saying I don't I don't see what. you're talking about like that like a. power. >> I don't look at it like you. And his. story was he played the lotto every day, same store for 30 years. And one day he. was running late for work and he. couldn't make it to that store. So we. asked the man giving him a ride, uh, yo, just pull over at the store right quick.
He ran in there, played the same number. he hit. 350 million. >> 350 million. >> Yes. I told that story Joe's dad stayed. in New York and they Yes. They gave. >> I know pure mathematics it doesn't make. sense but if you hit the lottery for 350. million I would assume I'm not going to. hit. >> So why was you so mad when you thought. we hit. >> quick proximity? [laughter]. >> Why was I mad? >> You cracked you. >> No, it's not the same. >> It was a scratch off. It's different. >> It was a scratch off. The winning ticket. was in the room. I was mad I didn't get. the winning ticket. If you have went and. walked in the room and won, I wouldn't. have went after you and played. I would.
have been like, he won already. But no, in that room when I thought there was. two winning tickets, >> I was I'm still mad you. I'm mad again. [laughter]. Like, yo, I play a scratch off like. that. I might and I'm 50/50 on the. casino cuz the casino feel like a ripoff. most of the time. >> It's a racket. But like they the whole. Listen, the whole hustle is bring all. these people, we going to make this. certain amount of money, this amount of. money, make people make money back. If. you stack up the bread that you'll spend. on lottery daily, your parlays daily, you have a nice lottery at the end of. the year. So, I just always looked at it.
like it was stupid to gamble [ __ ] And. every time I gamble, I never like I. played lottery two years straight and. hit [ __ ] I gave up. Like I was one of. them [ __ ] Huh? >> You buy Starbucks. >> True. But I like the taste of hazelnut. coffee, my [ __ ] I'm enjoying that. >> That's what I'm going to like to taste. >> You understand? Dep I get it. >> Mac and cheese. [laughter]. [applause]. >> Tell tell them what taste you like. Big. mac and cheese. The cheese. Why you lick. your lips? You start saying mac and. cheese. I got two questions for y'all.
What's up? So, first the the winner of. this. >> due to a rare law only New Jersey. You. don't have to have your name. >> Absolutely. >> You can be anonymous. In most states, you can't be. >> New Jersey is one of the few places. where you can be anonymous. All of y'all. be anonymous. >> Are you crazy? >> I mean, you got to physically show up, I. think. So, some people be wearing masks. You wouldn't even see my skin color. I'd. have everything covered. I know when uh. when [laughter] uh our family friend uh.
uh won the rule was you had to pay to. remain anonymous. >> Okay. How much? >> Yeah, you can have that. >> How much I want? >> Whatever it is, >> whatever it is, I'm bring. my jaw, you know, it's always still a. certain type of people. [laughter]. >> But mind y'all, you know, it's always. that certain type of person that still. wants to be known. They want. announcement. They want to do an. interview and all that. >> Listen, there will be signs. You'll know. I won. [laughter]. Be clear. Why is there a spaceship in. front of the building?
>> You'll know. Why is there Apple. spaceship right [laughter] in front of. the [ __ ] building? >> I'm not doing a press conference, but. you say, "Okay, that [ __ ] came.". >> But I Some people want the world to know. like they got they need the world. >> When I'm sitting here in the Iron Man. suit, you'll understand. >> Yeah. Next, your next Halloween about to. be real. >> The real Iron real one. [laughter]. >> No, I'm good. Something interesting. If. you if you won all that money and you. really bought the real Iron Man suit, I. would tell you to buy me the doctor. suit. [laughter]. >> You would have it on.
>> You have it. Come on. Let's try it. >> Let's go. >> Can I ask you one more question before I. go? Got to go. >> You get two options. >> Both of these are pre-tax options. >> To be clear, >> you can either get the full $847 million. jackpot. >> That's the end of that one. >> Oh god. [clears throat]. >> I don't need. >> Give me a thousand a week. Give me my bread. >> Or but but you you get it all now. Or. you can get 25 million now and in every. year you get in it'll increase by 5%. over the next 30 years.
>> My mother, but you don't get the 800. >> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not I'm I'm not. saying it right. I'm not saying it. right. Forgive me. The 847. If you take. the 847 million. >> crazy taxes. >> They won't give it to you all at once. They give you 25 million a year. increasing by 5% over the next 30 years. That's the 800. That's the full amount. That's the full amount option. Or you. can get a onetime cash sum. >> three and change. >> of 363 million right there. >> Cash cash me out. >> Both are pre-tax though just to be. clear. So it's not like this 20s. >> No, I thought I thought the three.
something is. >> No, I looked it up to make sure cuz. >> Oh, so they tax the three something. again. >> That's crazy. >> I don't [ __ ] is a racket. [laughter]. >> You know what? I'm going to take the. first option. Absolutely. >> You going to take the what? >> Joe went the first option. >> I'm going to take the first option. >> and you can't leave that, right? >> The 800 and something. Hey, Mark. >> No, the 25 a month a year%. >> If something happened to you, >> but it is 800 million. >> That doesn't carry on, do it.
>> Yeah, >> it's 800 million. Cuz I heard I heard. something different. Of course it. carries on. >> Of course it carries on and that's why. I'm picking it. >> Oh, >> I mean that's the smartest way. You. >> know, that's the rich way. Yeah, >> that [ __ ] rich already. >> I mean 25 mil going straight in. >> You're rich already. >> I'm not rich. 25 [laughter] most. 25 ain't bad. I'm I'm not going I'm not. >> spraying most [ __ ]. >> Like six o'clock. [laughter]. >> I'm But you and you requiring me to be. here for another 30. >> Yo, let me get mine, bro. >> Give me my cash me out.
>> Give me mine, bro. I'm going to bed. >> You give it to you dumb ass. >> She going to get it. I get it. I ain't. going to. >> It would It would be a conversation. It. would really be something that I would. have to ponder. I have to ponder 25 million plus a 5%. increase every single year. You take 25. million and you put that [ __ ] in. anything. [snorts] You can put that in. tea bills and live off the interest. >> You know what I have to ponder? >> Where do I sign? [laughter]. >> Yeah. Just because. >> Which one you taking? You taking the.
360. >> Cash me out. >> It's an annuity. Yep. It's annuity paid. out in 30 annual installments over 29. years with each payment increasing by 5%. or lumpsum cash option. a onetime. immediate payment of $363 million. >> Now, when when you take all the money, are you still gonna uh run up the cut. creators? >> Yes. >> All right. Say, go ahead, >> dog. That's [laughter] crazy. >> Got him. >> You still going to go to all the same. spot? [laughter]. >> Got it. >> I am. >> I think I'm taking the annual even.
>> Here's why. Here's why ICE. If you do. the annuity estimates, right, after. applying the the the federal tax rate of. 37%. You're walking with $533 million. >> Cool. >> So you by taking the annual, you're. making an extra $200 million. >> That's a big actually more than that. because the [laughter]. Yeah, but the lump sum, >> that's the important part. >> That's true. But the lump sum, let me. that I'm going to be on [laughter]. [ __ ]. >> We ain't getting 30 out of this. And. this is why I'm gonna be gonna try Are.
you Are you going to try to fast track. death? >> Yes. [laughter]. >> Yes. >> When you put it like that, I can't argue. with you. >> Yes. >> I'm going out of the bang of bangs. >> You're losing almost $250 million. I. might take [laughter] I might take. >> No rich person would let the table. [laughter]. >> If I were rich, I might have a different. outlook on that. Not just cash me out. everything available to you at 300. million. If you had 25 million a year or.
more, guaranteed every bank that you. want to deal with. That's what I was just about to say. >> Everybody's going to give you good. >> Every bank in the world. Every bank in. the world to have 30 360 million in your. house. >> This [ __ ] wanted in his mattress. This [ __ ] wanted his box. [laughter]. >> He wanted in his shoe box. He want He. want me to gra [laughter]. He wanted He wanted. >> You can do that with a lot [laughter] of.
$300 million. >> Yo, you can't do that with $360 million. >> Crazy. >> Yo, now that that era is kind of over, I. do miss money phone. No, that's why it was fun. >> No, remember when people started writing. the messages in the money making the the. the women and the men and stick figures. in the money. >> You [ __ ] stopped over a couple of RICO. cases and tax evasion cases, man. [ __ ] is Yo, I told you money was real. The threatening each other with the. money.
>> We going to kill y'all. Hurry up. >> All right. [laughter]. >> All right. >> Y got it. Anyway, congrat they still. didn't say who won, right? >> I don't think they found the person yet. >> I just want to know if it's a white. person. >> Montgome. could have been driving [laughter]. sometimes. I'm just saying the pro the. probability. >> is that it's a white person. >> if it Door Dasher. [laughter]. >> Yeah. in New Jersey. >> Oh, it could be a door dash. >> Do y'all know where my shirt? >> No, they don't. It could be one of new. Muslims. >> Yeah. Door Dash.
>> Coming through with Powerball. >> They would have never. >> I think that should be rigged. Oh, I'll. be playing that. >> They see my face. They ain't giving it. to us. >> I'm dead ass. That's how. >> they see your face. >> You might be just fine. [laughter] You. might get it. >> I'm black, bro. >> I know that. >> I know we make a bunch of jokes. >> I know you black. So, I mean, in. Montville, >> they giving it to you like a [ __ ] You. white passing. You like the white that. looks nice. >> Not white passing your shirt. >> He ain't white passing M. He white. passing in Newark. >> Not even. But it's cool.
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Handsome ransom. I think my rate is. probably different to put on this one. >> I look a little handsomemer than others. Not even if that's a word. >> Not even not even, man. Just a longer. tenure. >> Long longer tenure. >> Longer tentacle. >> But I will do it. If y'all come if y'all. see some [laughter]. >> If y'all see some just know, you know. what I mean? >> Just know. >> Um All right. So, what do we need to get. to in music? >> There was some drops this week. >> Big drop this week. The biggest one I. would say would be Baby, right? >> Yeah. Little little Baby um returned.
with his album Fresh. 17 tracks. >> Um I played it immediately at midnight. >> Got to the intro and I was like, "Oh, we. back.". >> Yes. >> And that was the highlight of the album. for me. >> Oh, Dave. >> There was a couple joints on there was a. couple joints on there I liked. But. >> yeah, I mean, >> do you think that the sound that sound. is kind of. >> finished? >> Finished. No, >> I think it's done. I think it is. >> I think so.
>> I don't think that's it. >> That was actually the first thought I. had when I listened to it. >> 17 songs of that same exact. >> It felt like no more. >> It felt like 2019 to me. You know what. I'm saying? >> It felt so dated to me. >> Yeah. >> The only I mean the the Farel record uh. >> that grew with me actually. I really. like it when I like the beat. I didn't. really love what he did with it. >> I didn't think he did much with other. than the hook, other than the Fel shot. I actually [clears throat] didn't love. the song, but I love the production. That's what I'm saying. That was one of. the few moments I was like, "This [ __ ]. sounds right." the rest of it, it. sounded like it could have been made 5. years ago. >> All right, I'll just take your word for.
whatever it sound like. >> I I just think that um I think Atlanta. rap in in general, ever since that thug. trial is having a hard time. Um people. don't really want to tap too much into. the street that much anymore because. they're using lyrics in court. It's. getting a little rough out there. So we. trying to separate from that but still. keep the authenticity. >> and it's just not it's not connecting. the same no more. >> Well, if you had if he had different. content, >> I would feel okay with that. You know.
what I mean? If you want to do street. [ __ ] but you talking about something. interesting. >> or and I don't mean political. I just. mean like just talk talk your [ __ ] in an. interesting way. >> It was just boring. Like the the content. wasn't interesting. Like all my partners. was one of the joints I was expecting to. be fired. You know what I mean? It. completely let down. >> I was very let down. Little baby Young. Thug. I mean it was. >> on paper it looked like this was. supposed to be the record. Yeah, it's. not. >> We already at Ro. Let me ask you. something. Is Future on this record? >> Future and Thug are doing that hook. >> That long ass hook. Yeah, but I'm not.
listening to Thug no more. It's over for. that. >> Again, that goes back to my other point. I think that's it. Why Thug can't make. the music that made Thug Thug. It's so weird with though because I love. the Well, there's joints on that album. he put out while he was in jail that I. love a lot. >> Yeah. >> So for him to be free and but I don't. want to make this about him. Is the. future stimulus package hitting. different? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yes. >> And nobody and nobody talking about it.
>> Nobody wants to say it. >> But then he put out what's this other. record with him? Travis Scott and Dre. >> I did not like that. >> I didn't like that. Jimmy. >> it sound like every other record that. these ever been on. I can't say that. though because the the Run to Atlanta. record was hard. >> The on album. I don't even remember that. record. >> That was hard. It wasn't hard. >> That was hard. >> Um and that so I can't say that the. future stimulus package is over. >> No, it's a hit like it used to. >> It's Yeah, it's not that. >> It's not It's not It's not a sure bet.
>> Run. I like the song. I like the beat. I. do like the verses even though they're. not talking about I like the song. I do. That's um I'm going to buy the Little. Baby album and listen to it. I don't. have anything to say about it because I. have not heard it yet and I'm anti-hip. hop. So I I will listen to it. I will. check it out. I'm waiting on her and. Snow. >> Like I'm I'm waiting on the R&B. goddesses to come through and do what. they do. Other than that. >> and and. >> y'all will let me know what the rap. [ __ ] The other thing about the Little.
Baby album, um, >> Coach K and P sold the, um, >> QC QC. >> I think some of that's also at play. here. I mean, I know they said they were. still being involved on a crit, but I. think they. >> involved. I got how many? >> 300 million. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm. >> I think some of that's also what's. missing. >> It might be the people that was around, the team was around, the the the topics. I used to cover, and the way I used to. give it up. I can't do that. It's hard. It's all brand new. Damn.
near. >> Yeah. >> That's why I I walked away from this and. I was like, "All right, let me go." I. went right back and cut my turn on. Say, "All right, I'm cool now. >> You gave me my turn.". >> I wish I would cut off [clears throat]. the reasons why people cut off artists. that are signed to them when they're in. their prime. You [ __ ] is [ __ ]. Gunonna would have never left my side. I. don't know what y'all talk about. He He. snitched and ratted. He's in his musical. prime. >> Boy, that [ __ ] home and dropped every.
time every time since he came home. Literally better. >> Each project gets better and he look. good. His abs great. They slept on the. run club. >> He's still built like a No. >> Yeah, I'm waiting on New Guner, man. I. don't I don't know. I'm going to check. Little Baby out, but I don't have. nothing to say right now. I didn't hear. >> Gun ain't dropped nothing corny yet. >> Yeah, I'm cold on rooting for Atlanta's. hip-hop scene to thrive. Why? I'm. [laughter] not.
because I'm. rooting for New York [ __ ]. >> No. Oh, okay. Just rooting for It's. hip-hop. I'm not from Atlanta. So what? It's hip-hop, though. >> Not at all. >> It's hip-hop. >> Y'all don't work with me. >> Everybody loves the Atlanta music scene. Everybody. >> And especially, y'all want me to tell. you for real? Yeah. Cuz I don't have a. beef with Atlanta. I done did too much. of my greatest work in Atlanta for me to. have a problem with Atlanta. I. absolutely love Atlanta. There's too. many black people in it. >> But Atlanta, when they went on they run, I've said it on here before.
Boy, the way they looked at New York was. just like. >> that's New York fault. >> But let me finish. Let me finish. Go. ahead. >> Cuz I know you anti- New York. >> I'm not anti New York. I'm a realist. >> I believe you to be anti New York. >> And I believe you to be wrong. I'm just. a realist. I don't have a bias to either. side. You have a New York bias. >> That's anti New York to me. >> No, it's not. If you live here and make. your bones here and you don't root for. here, I view that as anti. But let me. get to my point. I was saying I was.
saying, hey, Atlanta is killing and I. loved that early part of the run, the. walk it out when they redefined. everything. I love that. >> Krunk era, all of that even from there. But as New York's greatest artists. or artists that were making some impact. started to get killed or arrested, I was. like, "Okay, New York clearly has to. deal with some things that other regions. are not having to deal with." So, it's. nice to see other regions have to deal. with some of this and have to make.
impactful music while you deal with. these things. And I think that Atlanta. is in their part of that. >> Okay, I'll they're in that part of that. New York has had to deal with the police. uh rap the hip hop cops. >> Rico just untimely deaths of young. people. So So yeah, now there's some. Rico is headed that way and you got to. kind of switch things up and let's see. how you evolve in that. And I think some. of them out there are having a hard.
time. >> Yeah. >> And I like in in my hip-hop, I like to. see how people respond to adversity. It's not that I'm rooting against them, but I'd like to see what the response. is. >> And the part you the part you overlook. it is. >> belly gang. And. >> Atlanta's run that we speak of was their. response to the first time that this. happened [clears throat] when New York. was looking at y'all like out of here. little that their run was the response. >> You do speak like you from down there. >> I know. He's anti he's anti.
say it's not. >> like they was clowning us first. This is. like. >> I didn't say us. I said got something to. say, right? >> Yeah, that's you. >> That's what they And they said it. though. >> I'm not going to rewrite history. >> Why? Why? Why? But why did he say the. South got something to say? >> Because they felt like that they. couldn't break through cuz people was. like joking, laughing at him and but for. you know of your you know you wouldn't. think you. >> I'm just a realist. >> I feel you. >> I will get around to the little baby.
project. I didn't mean to uh derail the. conversation. Don't rush though. >> What? What? Don't rush the little baby. >> Yeah, you can take your time. >> What? What? What else dropped? Jack. Harlo dropped. >> He dropped a little EJ. >> Jack Harlo dropped music. I think it's. important to know because of how we. killed him at collectively as the black. community in parks. Over to. >> Monica. He's rapping again. >> Okay. >> It was mostly girl songs, so it's not my. cup of tea, but he is rapping again. Is. back in the right direction. >> Okay. >> I didn't press. >> Hell, you never with the girl songs in.
hip-hop. I learned that. I learned that. about you. Uh what was it last year or. whenever you said that? >> That is so funny to me. >> Oh, there's only a few. >> There's only a few. >> Renee, >> of course. >> I need love. >> Yeah. About say I need love. >> Yeah, there's a couple. There's a. couple. We don't have to rehash the. list. >> Yeah, we did. But. >> yeah, because I forgot what was on. Roundway Girl. >> Yeah, that's the classic. >> Okay. >> Was saying Parker Parks doesn't like. songs hip-hop love songs. >> Love songs. It's not really girl songs. It's love songs. >> Like nothing man. >> I love that song. I just said there's.
not many. There's not many. I said I. think at the time I said there's 10 or. 20 that I I love. >> and the class you like like how's it. going down. >> Yeah, of course. Of course going to be. on the list. >> I don't want to hear a seven song love. rap album today. >> Oh, I love that. >> Bring misogyny back, right? It's passing. me by [laughter] love. >> Sort of kind of. I like that song. >> So was was love was a tribe album. You. just said roll my weed on it. >> Who? >> No, I don't think he talking about none. of the tribe love songs. Yeah, >> I said the love movement though. The. love movement. That specific album. At.
the time I didn't love it. I grew to. love it in later. >> Okay. >> These hoes, I'm with you. >> It was also that. >> Yeah. >> Um I feel like I should do the same. sample thing that I did for Lil Baby for. Jack Harlo. >> I am happy that Jack Harlo has has got. back to his roots. >> I mean. >> that's his roots. >> I guess he used to make not necessarily. just girl music. >> Anything is better than that Monica. project. >> That is true. Monica was that it was.
>> Yeah, I think he back. No matter that. >> that [ __ ] was. >> that was that was pretty. >> This came on right now. >> No, no, this is He's back. He back. sounding like he's supposed to sound at. least. >> Yo, this [ __ ] is good. [laughter]. >> All right. I was prepared to eat. I'm. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Oh yeah, this beat is sick. >> Saying that Snoop Forel record doesn't. do anything because they have so many. records. Right. Word [laughter] man. >> Beautiful. >> No, the one the one that ain't bad.
though. >> This [ __ ] is good. [laughter]. >> Everything hurt so far. Ain't. >> bad. Let's do the right hole. All right. >> All right. Okay. Jack. >> Jack's back back in his bag. >> Good for him. >> Sometimes [clears throat] you need a. Monica. >> Yeah. Mean. >> like a Electric Circus, whatever that. [ __ ] was. You got to step too far. >> Not disrespect. >> Too far to the left. [laughter]. >> Come back. >> Crazy. That's [ __ ] up. >> Sometimes you need a Monica. It's crazy. >> You do remind you. Hey man, get back.
your ass back over here where you. supposed to be. >> Here we go. >> Here we go. [singing and music]. >> Yeah. >> Hey. yo, Snoop got all the fire for beats, man. >> Yeah, that record is hard. That record. is hard. >> Um Jack, happy to see you back on the. right track. >> Yeah, he's making he's making it back. Making it back home. Um, what else do we. get? We got there's a Smoke Desert and. Mike and Keys album that I really like. He's got Kai Cash on there. He's got a. Benny record. He's got a Crit record.
He's got a Beans and uh Styles P record, >> Ruben Vincent record, a bun record. He's. got some. >> Beans and Styles on the same joint. >> On the same joint still, uh, you know, Bean's voice is, you know, still what it. is. I don't know why he hasn't fully. embraced the AI thing yet, but I. >> about to say cuz he did it with that. Porsche truck. I thought he was going. that was going to be his new move. >> I thought so, too. But I mean, it's. still it's still a dope bugger. He still. he still did what he had to do. Um, we. got a Stove God Swiss single finally. It's finally happening. >> All right. >> All right. Let's go. Stove God.
>> This is This is Stoy's Home. >> Sto Home. >> Stoy's Home is I think I think he played. it for us up here. >> What you did? >> You see where you're going with it? >> That's the one he played for us. >> Yeah, he played it for us, I believe, if. I recall correctly. Um, also also real quick while I have you. guys here, >> I guess more uh unclear. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. While I have. you guys here, hold up, man. >> Let's go. Brand new problem. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. [screaming]. Yo, these West Coast the West Coast seem. to have found like a a template for how. a groove should sound. >> currently historically though. >> Yeah, I was about to say that's. >> that's a that's a [laughter] bag. >> You ever heard of the G funk era? >> Right. >> Any DJ Quick ever. quicks groove? >> Yeah. Again, this is another record I'm.
not sure is out yet, but this is Jason. Martin Problem. This record is called On. Your Mind. >> This record is hard, and I'm in support. of any record being hard that has Pump. It Up in it [laughter] in any way at. all. So, and I got what year we in 2027. Y'all playing around. I got about six or. seven years. >> and I'm right there. >> It's a big deal, is I know you don't. know about the music. It's a big deal. It's something to celebrate.
>> I didn't say nothing. Can you get it. before then? >> No. No way. Lloyd no. The rule the rule. The rule is the rule. Wait it out, man. Try to stay alive. Try. to be alive when it when it happened. >> You had to sign off on that, >> huh? I will if. >> when he officially does whatever he has. to do. Got. >> sounded great. >> Would you would you have to or would. they have to? Both. >> We all would have to. Okay. >> Yeah, we we all would have to. >> So, okay. That's still get to. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> Oh, for sure. >> I didn't know how that work. Yo, shout. out to problem.
Wait, what? You can get your 800. 800. what? >> This is disrespectful. [laughter]. >> $800. [laughter]. What? You think I own 2% of my [ __ ]. >> My my greatest smash you. I mean, from. what I be hearing, [ __ ] don't be. owning they [ __ ] Like, you know what. I'm saying? >> Yes, that's what he thinks. >> Yeah. I don't know what percentage. You. know what I mean? >> That's exactly what he thinks. >> Yeah. No, I'm I'm figuring it out, Mona.
I'm figuring it out. That's what he. thinks. Uh, shout out to Jason Martin, man. >> We also got a Currency and Harry Freud. record that I have not listened to, but. they really never miss. >> Yo, can I get a Harry Fraud beat pack. even though I'm retired just on the. strength on some old school [ __ ] From. some joints, man. >> What? >> Nah, I always like a good Harry Fro me. >> Yes. Yo, you think I'mma send you my. beat pack that I could be sending. another [ __ ] that would use it? >> Harry Freud would 100% send me a beat.
pack with 100 beat. He'll send it to. you. >> Shouts to it. Okay. >> And we got a static selector expensive. taste compilation. Everybody and their. mother on it. Uh it's real solid, but. I've only listened to it once, so I. don't have no deep dive, but it sounds. good. And a Jesse Reyes deluxe uh album. that I just found out came out. So. that's one deluxe I will check out. >> We love Jesse Reyes. >> I love me some Jesse Reyes. >> Friends of the show. >> Her [clears throat] deluxe I will check. out. >> I bet parks do. [laughter] bars do love. some jazzy. >> I do. I do. >> And you talked about the um Young Chris. project before. Catch a Vibe.
>> Yeah. >> He that was an EP. >> I don't understand what happened there. >> And now it's an album. >> I I bought it. >> Catch a vibe or a bullet. >> with. >> cuz I think it was like five songs or. something. Seven. >> Now it's a full album. >> I saw it. I bought I bought it. I didn't. listen to it yet cuz I was confused. But. >> I compare track list. I'm like, "Oh, okay.". >> It's got all of them from the EP, right? and. >> and then another whatever, however many. So, it's a different way of doing a. deluxe, I guess. >> Yeah. >> Um cuz the EP was great. >> EP was fire. >> EP was super fire. >> Um.
>> any the Young Chris is an instant. purchase for me. >> Facts. And the production was right. >> I don't care what he rapping about. I. don't care what he rapping over. I'm. purchasing Young Chris at all times. >> Facts. >> Also, Herd still teasing the bad audio I. played last week in better audio now. >> That beat is ridiculous. That song is you could send that to the. one that got away. >> I don't have none of those. Cuz they. don't get away or cuz. >> you don't have one that got away. >> What? How about yourself?
>> Don't let the [laughter] crack your You. don't want to play. It's the main. >> Yo, why do we do. what I'm asking is this? >> Why do we do that up here [laughter]. for the. >> Yo, I'm addressing you. I have no. problem addressing anything you want to. put ping pong back to me. But answer. yours first. So you don't have one that. got away. You're saying? >> No. [snorts]. >> Zero. >> Then that's it, my brother. >> Okay. >> Why Why are you getting all defensive? >> How about yourself? [clears throat].
>> I'm engaged. >> You didn't answer my question. >> Oh, no. I'm No. One that got away. >> Just so I understand. When you said one. that got away, what do that mean? >> Look, he better put his hand in his. pockets and sip his teeth. >> They been here. >> I'll blow his head off. I'll blow his. head off his shoulders over there. [laughter]. >> Okay, >> now he my man, so I'm taking him at his. word right now. But if he get too cute, I'm cute. Let's Let's dance. >> I'm telling you, this is the main. >> Oh, and all your your clipper, clip it.
up, too. >> Wait, why you pouring over there? [laughter]. >> No, I'm talking about I'm talking about. the JBP team. All. >> that's clip it up, [ __ ]. you my man is. my man. I love him too much. So your final answer is all you got some. zero that got away. >> And your final answer is. >> none. >> Okay. >> I'm engaged is my final answer. >> What?
>> Y'all both happy. That's it. That's it. >> Y'all got the one. Look at them ready to. fight me. Look at him ready to fight me. It's over. Yo, I ain't going to expose. what I know about you. Like. over. We on the air. I ain't I ain't. gonna expose it. >> You can't. >> Okay. I ain't gonna expose you, bigly. involved, [ __ ] I ain't going to tell. them what you was looking like in 09. >> Okay. I ain't going to tell them what. you look.
look at you. >> What What else do we have. >> in music? They know what I'm talking We. might spin. I might spin on that [ __ ]. Let me see. >> You spin. >> Joe, you going to be spending all. >> Yeah. >> Is there a beef going on or not? >> With whom? >> Usher and Chris. >> Usher and Chris. >> Usher and Chris uh started their Atlanta. run and there's been all types of just. rumors and gossip and and te and coming. out about it from the show time like. they were supposed to come out at a.
certain time. Reports are that it came. out at 10:00. Reports say that they. didn't do any songs together like they. normally do. Even the ending of the. show, >> the ending of the show, there are some. reports saying that there was some type. of altercation backstage. We don't know if it was uh verbal or. physical with Chris. You never know. He. will throw a bottle at one of your R&B. >> This is true. >> So, I don't basketball correctly. >> And we've we've covered this tour a. bunch cuz we love both these dudes. We. went to go see it. Well, y'all went to. go see it.
>> I sent my family to go see it. >> It's been uberly successful. Honestly, Ice, if you're asking me with no lie. detector, I'm gonna say no. Yo, my my public. facing answer is no. There is no real. beef or tension between Usher and Chris. Brown. And Chris has put out something. on his on the black screen on Instagram. that says internet, >> don't fall for it. >> Mhm. >> I am going to take him at his word. Let me ask you, I I I've been going back.
and forth with this because on one hand, right before they started the Atlanta. Run, um Mercedes-Benz Stadium Instagram. page, I the way the post read, it almost. looked like a Usher solo show. It was. like five legendary nights in Atlanta, Usher Raymond, Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Can I ask you something? Go ahead. Where's Usher from? >> Should it not have? >> Right. If this is the R&B tour, it. should. Now, hold on. Let me just finish. though. Let me say nothing.
>> Well, you said should it not have? >> That was my question to you, but I'm not. interrupting. >> No. If this is If this is the R&B tour, no, it's already R&B. Raymond and Brown, your name is first and everything, but. it was literally there was no mention of. Chris. There was no picture of Chris. It. was just Usher. I saw that post and. said, cuz I know I I thought cuz they. they they canceled a bunch of shows. prior to New Jersey and then they took. all the rest of the shows off. This is. actually the first show since the New. Jersey show. >> Mhm. >> Really? Yes. I didn't know it was. Yes.
They canceled like four or five dates. before New Jersey. They did Jersey and. then they there was no more dates until. Atlanta Run started. >> Just for real. >> So, you know, he was going through his. court, >> right? >> Oh, true. >> So, I I when I read this, I said, "Okay, maybe they thought this would go another. way or something or, you know, he. wouldn't be here.". But it was interesting. There was no. mention of Chris Brown. Chris jumped in. the comments of that post and said, "I'm. a cook blood.".
>> Then I saw, and I don't know if this was. after the fact or maybe I missed it. first. I think it was after the fact. It. looks like there was, you know, how you. do the two slot two pages. >> Also, I have another question for you, not to interrupt. Do you think that he. can cook blood in Atlanta? >> No. >> No. No. >> No. Not in Atlanta. >> Just checking. Go ahead. >> No. >> Um, then I saw there was a two slides. So they did when you slide it now, it.
says Chris Brown. >> Yeah. >> Five Nights legendary. >> same. They just switch the names. >> Okay. So now that comes out the whole. I'm going to cook blood. >> Show happens. You hear um Fresh was. DJing for about three hours. prior to them coming out. Now, normally. they come out to Party, which is a um. joint record. >> because they're both on the song. So, that's the that's the intro. >> Okay.
>> And from what I was reading, they didn't. come out that way. They've done no. there's like three or four different. sets where they're on stage together. >> Yeah. >> None of that happened. This the the. where they pick the girls out the crowd, the [ __ ] Usha do with the cherries, all. of that. None of it happened. So, it's. like they cut out parts of the show. Now, also in between the switches, while. Fresh is DJing, they'll have that's when. they bring out special guests. >> Okay. >> Or Usha will bring out a special guest. during his set. >> Uhhuh. >> They brought Ti and Young Drow out.
Atlanta. Amazing. >> Sure. >> From all the other shows, the special. guests usually do. three minutes, five minutes. They'll do. a song, maybe a song and a hook, you. know, two different records. That's it. >> Yeah. >> Said TI did about seven records, >> almost like a 30 minute set. >> Let me tell in Atlanta. Atlanta. I don't. care. >> Ti in Atlanta. >> It's TI in Atlanta. >> Well, they brought 50 out in New York. and didn't do that. >> But they brought other people out. >> But 50 also isn't as active as TI is. I'm just I'm just saying it looks.
different for the show. Every other stop. that they went that they brought they. brought Kanye out who did two songs. >> and respectfully they were in New. Jersey. >> It's not the same. >> It's the New York market, bro. It's the. New York market. I get it. But it's not. the same. It's not Hova Yankee Stadium. It's not. It's Jersey. >> I get it. But like I said, they brought. Kanye out, but who else did they bring out? >> And in Atlanta? >> No, no, no. Atlanta TI and draw. >> Uh, yes. TI and draw. >> So, what I'm saying other places they. bought multiple artist out is what I'm. saying. So, if you do five, you do.
seven, you do 10, and then cumulatively. it might be 30 minutes. >> Nobody does five, seven or 10. That's. what I'm saying. It's it's literally. just, hey, I'm here quick. They were. future out. >> I believe there could have been tech. Well, you look at the names you're. naming though. Yeah, I'm talking about. here they brought Future out. >> Yeah, but when you bring one song, but. when you're bringing out heavy hitters, they might not sign up to do four songs. >> and also now and your show. >> and your show ran late, >> but I'm about to say if I'm picking up.
what you putting down, >> it sounds like there may have been some. technical difficulties somewhere. I'm. not going to say there was a altercation. >> something happened backstage and. somebody needed to the DJI. needed to buy people some time. I'm not. going to assume that Usher and Chris. Brown themselves are going through. something backstage. I think whatever. hap is happening between them is in the. spirit of healthy competition. >> I think that they really do love each. other and I don't think they want to see.
any harm done to one another. I don't. I'm a cook blood healthy competition. Y'all playing with me. Atlanta or the. stadium showcasing Usher? That's home. It's Usher. It's Usher. They They going. to do that. I just don't think Chris is. that petty. I don't see it. >> Also, he. >> It's tough for me to believe. I don't. even think of it as a petty thing. I'm. not thinking of it as being petty. >> He rarely bites his tongue, too. I feel. like whenever [ __ ] going on, he always. find a way to like pop it. Yeah. So, the. fact that he's coming out and saying.
it's nothing going on. days. that that's now one because also. >> when the when the picture started going. around of one of the shows when Usher. which he does at the end of his set at. every show puts the crown on sits on the. throne and all of that and they started. saying I don't know if for whatever. particular reason this particular show. that picture started going around and it. was oh Usher crowns himself the king of. R&B Chris reacted to that. >> what did he say. >> it was a a post on just I'mma show y'all. something some very gen you know but it.
was a reaction to. >> I'm with you though I do think there is. some level of competition happening, but. this just feels like it's more than. that. I'm not saying that there was a. physical. >> altercation cutting that part of the. show when they performed together. Why. would you do that? >> And y'all performed together multiple. different times. It's not like it's just. one set. Y'all come out together and the. way the show ended. So. >> again, I've been to this show twice. >> Me, too. >> The way the show ends, Usher does his. final set. Um Chris Brown comes out,
starts the flying around thing during. AO, does his final set. Usher comes back. out and they um they do I think one or. two records and they end with New Flame. >> Mhm. >> Usher does his final set and says. goodbye to the crowd. Thank y'all for. coming out. Leaves to the where to the. point where I talked to some people. there. They thought the show was over. >> Oh, he said goodbye. It's over. And it's. Atlanta. So, oh, Usher's closing the. show. Cool. Out of nowhere, Chris comes. out doing a flying [ __ ] and just does.
his whole set by himself and then he. says buy and leaves. >> See, respectfully, that would have been. where my fight was. Like, if I'm now in. hypothetical land, I'm closing the show. >> I'm closing the show in Atlanta. And any. resistance to that, there is an. argument. >> I mean, I see the clip going around of. Usher coming out saying, "Yo, welcome to. my show.". >> And he kept saying, "All ho." Like, I'm. reminding you, you in Atlanta. >> It just looks like there's some. competition left this [ __ ]. >> You got 13 more dates left this year. So, I don't see them publicly doing none.
of that. >> They're not jeopardizing the money at. all. >> That's And see, to me, that's this year. 13 more days. >> But, see, to me, that explains the. >> yo, the internet is cap post. I'm not up. the money even if it is an issue. I'll. let y'all think there is no issue. >> I'll end. >> We'll work through this. >> Wait, but can I ask a question? Does. we're assuming that a beef would make. >> the tour less compelling to people when. some people come out to see that? If if. we can't even be on stage together, it's. up. >> Oh, you mean if they if people assume. they're not gonna get a good show? Got. it. >> Like the people the people that.
>> brand partners, >> the people that went night one, the. people that went night one are pissed. >> Oh, I I saw that. >> They are pissed. There's people. demanding refunds. And now the other. >> my other as I said, I go back and forth. on this topic. The other side is even. when he said that I'm going to cook. blood, I thought, you know how it go. with a show marketer. You'll you'll sell. out these dates and now hey due to. demand we added two more dates like that. but those dates were already planned in. the public don't know that. >> Yeah. >> You might be having again this is five. stadium shows in the same city for the.
second time. Y'all already did Atlanta. >> So this is five stadium shows. It might. not be that easy to sell all of that. out. So you might be having problems at. with the new dates you added which would. be the beginning. >> Yeah. Let's strum up some controversy. >> So they going to push the controversy. >> Let's do a little bit. Let's let's act. like we got a little issue here. And now. let oh people going to show up who make. it damn near versus oh who going to kill. it. >> right? >> So I I thought it was some of that but. >> doing five shows in Atlanta and I'm. usher I need to close three of them. >> You don't close none of them Chris. If.
I'm Chris you don't close none of them. >> Honestly respectfully you don't. >> in Atlanta. >> in anywhere. >> Why? Explain it to me. >> Y'all get mad when I say it. I'm Chris. I'm Chris. You wouldn't be in these. stadiums if it wasn't for me. This is my. tour. I just did this. I brought you. along. You're welcome. It's kind of the. same. I'll take your re. We kind of are we're. going to highlight the same thing and. have different approaches to it. That's. part of why humility shouldn't be really. be a big deal.
>> True. >> Oh, let you get that at home. >> Yeah. You're the OG. You got it. I know. who I am. >> I know who I am. I did this. I just went. on this whole run. >> That's true. >> You This is your first time. >> international. I let you. >> It's your house. Go ahead for two of them. >> Now, if I didn't say all of them. >> No, no, no. But wait, how is that. presented? That's true. >> How is that presented? >> That's true. If you present that to me. the wrong way, >> now I got to now I got to drop now I got. to I got to drop it on the table. >> Wait for I should He has to ask.
>> But if you don't have to ask, >> but if but if you come out with a sense. of entitlement saying, "Yo, dog, this is. what we doing." Blah blah blah blah. blah. >> Well, that looks different. I just don't. get that from Usher. >> I mean, it's all speculation. We don't. know what happened. >> I'm just going off artist etiquette. >> I'm just going I'm just going off artist. etiquette. Like I let you get that. It's. is Chris Brown who is him. Ain't nobody. discounting his his hemness. >> But on the other side, you're looking at. Usher, you're looking at JD, you're. looking at Jonte, you looking at you.
You're looking at you're looking at like. >> Come on, man. Go ahead and do two of. them. And again, we This is all. speculation. We don't know. >> I ain't call nobody. I don't know. nothing. I could make a call and get the. real tea, but I'm not. I don't want to. know. I don't want to know. >> I don't want to know. I didn't make no. calls. >> Yeah. I don't want to know. What do. y'all think? This is the podcast version. of the shade room or something like. [laughter]. they get these accusations. [laughter]. >> Uh, what else in music? Oh, if there is.
nothing else in music, we do have a. verses to get to. Oh, lord. We do indeed. have averages. if I can find it for you. Now, last week you saw you were blessed. to see Shut up, [ __ ] Last week, you. were blessed to see one of the greatest. performances you've ever seen on Law and. Order. [laughter]. >> Last week, if you were blessed enough to. be se seated by a television. >> big. >> and tuned on Big Mon tuned in NBC, you.
see a Did you catch it yet? I know you. didn't see it last week when it aired, but I know you supported me. I know you. supported me since then. And I know you. turned it on and supported me since. then. Rachel everything but that [ __ ]. >> You watched it. >> You lying like his ass off. G. >> He saw a cliff floating around. He ain't. turn on Peacock. >> So we have my Law and Order regular Law. and Order appearance cuz I got to say. that cuz been popping it on me. They.
told me it wasn't SVU. It don't count. >> Yeah. I mean it's the G- League. [laughter]. >> I mean it's the original. It's the. flagship. Ain't no Ain't no ain't no SU. without the flagship [ __ ] Watch your. [ __ ]. >> Jaylen Brunson, New York Nick. Championship Guard appeared on Law and. Order SVU. >> The real one with his boo boo. >> and keep his dad was on there. >> and and it was with his boo boo. And here is the clip. We have Jaylen.
Brunson. Here we go. >> I love this. Shout to Rick Brunson. >> Detective Madison. Look at you out of. uniform. Huh? >> I'm a boy. [snorts] Detective Madison. uniform. >> I'm going to let you know right now. >> Look at you out of uniform. >> Jaylen Brunson. >> Thanks, Captain. Focused on my goals. Get 110%. Things worked out. >> Yeah, I did. >> Well, I was going to buy you lunch, but. you seem good.
>> No thanks. >> Review my notes in that collar. Your boy. Rick real pain in the ass. Blew a 0.25. and started yelling at me. >> Yeah, that tracks. >> Plus, he had a kid in the car. Teenage. boy chewed a [snorts] charge of. endangerment. >> Tyler. >> felt bad for the kid at first. He. started screaming at me as well. >> That's hate [laughter]. to knife in some kind of metal bar. thing. >> He said one take. >> Did you cease it? >> Took the knife. >> The metal bar thing. My partner said let. go. So legal gray area. >> Yeah. >> Ominous music,
>> right? in the bathroom. Thank you. >> He's no one takes Big Sweetie. >> Got Big Sweetie out of here. >> I think I think you got him by here, bro. I think I got him. I think I got. Big Sweet. >> I think I got him here. Say it again. I'll pull Hulu up. Watch your [ __ ]. mouth. >> Shout out to Jaylen Brunson, man, and. his dad who was in there as well. I. think he did great. A lot of edits. A. lot of edits. Some more acting classes. will help. >> Yeah. You know what I mean? Some people. are not naturally just born with a gift.
[laughter]. >> So, I mean, I totally get it. You got to. work hard at those things, man. Keep up. Keep keep it up. Maybe they'll put you. in the real Law and Order. >> Big Sweet Ain't even [laughter]. >> Yeah. What? >> My bad. >> You going to flip on me in front of. >> No, you my man. [laughter]. >> That's what y'all did about the same. It. was good. [snorts]. >> You mark a piece of. >> What? What? Why is it every time. [laughter]. >> Big Sweetie smoked him? >> I thought he was about to say no smoke. dude a lot.
It was no edits on Big Sweeties. >> Talk about it now. >> He went right through. >> Talk about it. [ __ ] out of here straight. through. Yeah, >> they ain't do that [ __ ] right there. >> No, it looked like they did it only. once. It definitely like a one take. [laughter]. >> I'm I'mma find some [ __ ] You was acting. in. I'mma find it. [laughter]. You got enough TV appearances for me to. find something out here. God damn it. >> No, all my TV appearances is easy. I I. play the journalist most of the time, so.
it wasn't like hard work. [snorts]. >> And it's tough to crack on you when you. do the host moderator thing cuz you are. really good at it. >> He crushes it. >> I do my best. He good. I want to see you do more stuff though. I actually think every time you do it, it's just going to get better. >> It's going to get better. >> Yeah. >> Has to. >> Big. >> You probably. [laughter]. >> It's only up for me. No, no, seriously. I think I think I. think you [laughter] could be great. I. think you'll be great at or voiceovers.
>> Listen, I already showed you what it. would be like if I came and took 22's. job. Now I'm aiming for ll on uh what. show he's on? SWAT What's the What's the. LL show? >> What's it called? NC. LL. >> Watch yourself. >> They coming back to New York, too. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Yeah, he been recording. I don't know. what that you. >> James. [snorts]. >> Don't think I won't comfort you be a. little off [laughter]. you aiming at. [laughter].
>> Yeah. Well, shout out to Jaylen Brunson. No, he did SNL too, right? >> Oh, Jaylen Brunson. Yeah, he did. That. was a little while ago, but he did like. a month. >> Yeah. I'm just saying in terms of acting. like it. >> was over a month ago. >> Yeah. Yeah, he did. It was really bad. Had a nice little run, right? >> That's like the big acting gig, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. That's live. >> skits and Yeah. He's a comedic actor. >> Everybody can't be Big Sweetie, [laughter] man. >> That's true. >> Everybody don't have the talent, the. skills, and the time. No doubt. >> Big Sweetie. >> Big Sweetie got the.
>> What you said when you first heard your. name was Big Sweetie, though. [laughter]. >> Nothing, [ __ ]. >> No, I'm just saying the. >> somebody else's arena. You got to do. what I said to yourself. You know, you. [ __ ] say, "Damn, could have gave me. another name." Why? >> That's a silly ass name. That's why. [ __ ] nickname was mouse. No, I think the first name that they had. for me was like Jo Z. >> Oh, [snorts] no. We rolling with Big Z. >> It was something It was something that. was a mess. Big Sweetie. It is. >> Yeah, Big Sweetie. >> Yeah, we going to go with Big Sweet.
>> You big ass. >> Whoa. All right. >> New. class. >> Talking about losing weight. Go ahead, man. >> Oh, okay. Now, I can't I can't answer. It'll get me jammed up. You hear me? [laughter] Go ahead, man. Uh, what else is important or. unimportant? >> Since we're talking about acting, can we. talk about Aisha Curry's new role? >> Oh, you'd have to tell me about it's my. first time here. >> So, Aisha Aisha Curry uh is in I don't.
know if it's a TV movie or. >> Oh, she's in the tub, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, she's in it. And the. internet has been in an uproar. [laughter]. >> uh because there is a kissing scene. >> And so, you know, the internet is. internet. And so of course they show the. still of her kissing some dude and. they're saying Aisha disrespects Steph. one more time. Steph of course responded. you know in his own way. >> He don't care. He got Yel now. [laughter]. Got a bromance. Yo they in love with.
Yakel over there. Boy, she can do. whatever she want. [laughter]. >> But I I don't know. I was thinking first. the internet is just obsessed with Aisha. Curry. There's there's like a a corner. of the internet that just hates. everything she does. number one and. number two assumes that Steph is somehow. being like tortured by her and it's like. got that. >> I feel like I should rap for the. internet right now. The internet just. just pick her name out of a hat to start. saying a bunch of there were some things. that led them to saying some things. >> but then they just they stay obsess. about it though and so now everything. she does even if it's normal they go it.
seems to me that they get carried away. So for example if you're an actress. you're going to kiss somebody in a in a. TB movie. >> True. And if you are married, >> your man named Freeze. [laughter]. >> And if you're married to an NBA player. as big as Steph Curry and have been on. shows or podcast before talking about, uh, it would just feel good to be. yearned for again and wanted and then.
you go on and get somebody. I can see. how they would put one and one together. >> Oh, I see how they do it. >> I just think it's I think it's a. >> silly for sure. That's what I'm saying. It's definitely a reach. Yeah, I I get. where it comes from, but it it gets it. gets stupid to the point that she can't. do anything clearly or he can't do. anything. >> cuz he's happy, >> right? And that's the point, right? >> If he wasn't happy, he would leave, fellas. >> No. And he's happy and and curses people. out. Not curses people out. I'm being. silly. Addresses. >> He addresses the people that have things. to say about how he's carrying it in his.
marriage. And rightfully so, >> right? >> It's none of nobody's business. >> Nobody business. That's it. >> That's [clears throat] my thing. But my. my the question I had for you all, the. thing I wondered about was how y'all. >> No. >> Really? >> Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. >> I really think your answer is no. >> I didn't hear the question. >> What's the question? >> Could your significant other kiss. somebody on camera? >> I don't think so. >> Is she an actor? >> Yeah. Acting? >> Yeah. Otherwise, it's just freaky. >> I don't mean just randomly like. >> otherwise just setting up. >> Was she actor actress before we got. together or is this an after. >> that matters?
>> Yes. >> What if it was like her lifelong dream? >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. freeze. [laughter]. >> She got dreams from here. >> Hey, she's. >> got dreams. She still got dreams. >> Wake up. [laughter]. >> All right. So, so you marry an actress, you're saying it's okay. You accept it. >> Yeah. You got to accept what it was. >> Bob really thrives on, "Hey, would you. let your wife do this?". >> Right. [laughter]. >> Want to say no. Hey, you're insecure. >> Well, if you met a woman and she decided. to take up acting and then she got the.
job and she had a kissing scene, you. would be against it. What if she's. really good at acting. >> or kissing? She's really [laughter] good. at kissing, [ __ ]. Y'all got it, man. [ __ ]. >> he answered you before. >> He been answering before I asked it. That's true. I thought he was joking, though. You're serious. I'm joking. >> No, he ain't. >> Are you going to ask anybody else? >> I'm going around the room. I assume. people were just I'm sorry. You're. right. What would you do? [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What? >> Yeah, she could do it. >> Tongue. Yeah. [snorts].
>> How about a sex scene? Days of Our Lives. or some. >> How about a sex scene? Same thing. >> General Hospital. >> Yeah. >> Parks. >> I don't think I'd be comfortable with. either of these options. [laughter]. >> So if you is that even if you meet the. her as an actress, >> she was an actress and obviously then. you got. >> totally different, right? >> Yeah. But if all of a sudden she called. me tomorrow like, "Yo, I'm about to be. in this Tuby movie getting dry humped.". [laughter]. >> T see is unfair cuz Tuby makes a sound. that TB is damn near like being on your. Instagram page. Like [laughter]. >> do that. What if it's HBO.
>> Game of Thrones? >> Which HBO. >> cuz they've been kind of slipping which. is not the max original. >> or what? >> Yeah, not. >> right. [laughter]. >> Yo, >> I'm good. I'm fine with it. Well, >> I wouldn't like it, but I would be fine. with it. >> What you not being out? What you say? [laughter]. >> I'm not. >> I don't date creative, so I don't have. to worry about if your man. So, so, so he just elbow calls you and. say, "Yo, I'm. >> No, no, no. I'll be okay with it. I.
will.". >> Joe, would you be jealous? >> Yeah, I'll be jealous. I'll be okay with. >> Joe. >> button. [laughter]. I. think he's making a call. >> I'm looking for a song for you. Here we. go. [laughter]. >> Okay. I didn't think I was involved in this. question because this is one of the. perks that come along with not even. allowing your partner to work.
[laughter]. This is I don't have to stress myself. with the rigors that come with her job. or what her boss is telling her to do. No. Why are you not in the cage? [laughter]. How did you get out of there? Yeah. I. don't have to worry about that. This is. for y'all that practice that. This your. bad. Oh, I like the women that work. Have [laughter] at it. Have at it. >> She ain't do it for the love of the. game. >> This is not for me. >> Well, she's for the love of the game. She's acting. >> Hey, Freeze. [laughter].
>> Get back in the cages. >> Get back in the cage. The love of the. game. >> Yo, sometimes she be trying to pump some. of that up like she she used to be in. commercials when she was a child and she. had to leave the game because. [laughter]. I can't talk about it. Stop. I can't. talk about it. She was one of them kids. that. >> [laughter]. >> I don't even know where this joke is. going, but No, you know, just write it. down. Okay. Okay, we out of here.
>> Anyway, yeah. No, love the game. No, sorry. No, we're not doing that. What. are we in? Monsters. No, you're not. kissing John Travolta. Get [laughter]. your ass out of here. >> And where am I during this scene? >> See, that's that's the question. What am. I doing? Well, I. >> was going to be mother. Would you watch. it? >> Yeah. Fish always do his lie. Well, I'm just not you. >> You going to watch it. >> I wouldn't watch a movie that my girl. was in or my wife was in. >> that she got pounded in. [laughter].
>> Pounded. >> Got to add some extra. >> kissing. It was in blind. >> I mean, there's a sex scene. >> It was a monster sex. >> But there's two kinds of sex scenes. There's getting pounded and there's like. >> Yeah. I don't mean like. >> a little romantic. >> Yeah. >> Kissing hump in the bathtub or. something. >> I thought the worst one. >> Get pounded. >> Yeah. I thought it like You're not even. comfortable with a kiss. >> No, not at all. >> That surprises me, Park. [laughter]. >> Not even going to talk about a kiss.
>> So, wait a minute. Your wife comes to. you and says, "Yo, I want to be an. actress." You're like, "Great." She's. like, "I got cast in this amazing movie. >> on Tuby.". >> Scores. No, no. Take. >> I did some roles first. I I auditioned. good. >> Scorsese called me. >> No more scores. Yeah, she can do a. scores. We're not. >> coor. pounded [laughter] in a scores. Right. So, so in the movie she says there is a. sex scene. You're like that's who you. >> like Robert Dairo or something. >> She's way too over Dairo. I was like.
[laughter]. I think it's Pino that you're thinking. of. >> Are they both for that time? >> Oh, they might be. >> I think they both are. >> I don't think Robert, but go ahead. >> God damn. You should echo on it. >> Yeah, that ain't me. Cory should check. on him. >> He got some sound. >> Ain't got a special ringtone to know. when his girl is calling. >> See how he dubbed that call? Cuz it was. a normal T-Mobile. [laughter]. >> Wait, y'all don't? >> Yes. >> A ringtone for your girl? >> Yes. >> Yes.
>> I don't. I don't have ringtones. >> I got a special vibration for my girl. She already got nine emojis next. [laughter]. That's crazy. >> Wait, all of y'all have special. ringtones for your partner? >> Oh, for sure. >> Well, I don't have my ringer on ever, but yes, I do have it. Hypothetically, >> I do not. >> She got a special my penis. >> Huh? >> He said he has a penis. >> He whispered it. He doesn't whispered.
He whispered the penis. >> Why'd you whisper the penis? >> No, it's your [ __ ] I got a I don't. have no special ring to what. >> he got a. >> Oh, [laughter]. what you. told you? >> I'm Mark. I got no special ringtone. >> No, [laughter]. >> I ain't got no emojis. No. I mean, salute the people who do, but. >> that's peace. >> Yeah, >> I got emojis, ringtones. No, >> they got special names in there, too. It's like boo boo or some [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Ice. [sighs].
>> What? Ice's air freshener hanging down from. his. >> Oh, that's right. Rear view. >> It's his lady. >> His underwear is his lady. So, I mean. >> Oh, that's true. >> That's fair. >> Listen, I'm head ass with all of that. >> I'm not really a headass person. So, that that's it's just a personality. thing is fun. >> Only head ass. >> Exactly. [laughter]. Exactly. >> That's all I got. >> Do you do you and your boy have special. uh. >> See, Mark always do it. Mark always do. The people that needed to answer.
answered. >> You didn't answer. I said no. >> He got He got the air freshener, too, though. >> I I'm [clears throat] head ass. >> Yeah, >> I'm with all the head. You You'll see. the bar at the baby show. I'm head ass. >> You got a ringtone and all that. >> No, I don't have the ringtone, but I am. head ass, so I can't really clown on. Parks and Ice too much. >> It's just not his form of heady. >> Yeah, >> I'm with all the head ass [ __ ]. >> I ain't mad at that. A ringtone will let. A bunch of dweebs.
>> Nope. Every joke doesn't have to lead to. a cheating joke. >> Yes, it does. [laughter]. >> No, it don't. >> Cuz that's how they paint me the wrong. way. >> But the show is built on narratives. >> That's true. And cheating. [laughter]. >> It's all our bag. >> The special rings don't if I have. Nope. [laughter]. Get me out of here. Hey, what what what. happened with uh Stephanie Mills and. [laughter] Shannon Shannon? I'm out of this one. Real good interview. though.
>> I heard I heard I saw. >> I heard it was a real good interview. >> I heard some snippets going around, but. I didn't I didn't watch it yet. >> Listen, I want to I want to interview. Stephanie Mills. Stephanie Mills, come. up here, please. Please. Let's do it. >> I would love that. >> She's great. It's too much honesty. oozing out there. >> Yeah, >> the ones you want. >> She keeping it real. >> She is keeping it real. >> The ones you want. >> She still got plenty in the in in the in. the. >> Sure. >> Not so much on music, but in a uh in a. uh Docs with Joe. I do want to just lightly touch on the. Matthew Perry doc that's on Netflix.
>> I watched it. >> That I watched. >> Docs with Joe. That's crazy. >> Like when the did that doesn't ring as. women was doc with Joe something y'all. been doing for years around here? >> Nope. Nah. It's my first time hearing. >> It's a brand new segment actually. It's. a brand new shows with Joe. But you know. how you do [laughter] with how does that. work? Oh, you pressing me. >> How the did y'all let him. >> It's colorism. [laughter].
>> My colorism. >> My colorism is working in the whole. episode. >> It's working. Let him have it. But y'all. going to let that steal from me? >> Did you see Did you see the Matthew. Fair? >> You know, I saw that and I was in tears. >> Yeah, I cried. I saw that [ __ ] man. I. love Friends. Y'all don't know me. [laughter]. I love that [ __ ] That man struggled. with addiction for years. It was sad. And I felt like people trusted that guy. I I really blamed it on the guy. The guy.
that worked that knew him since he was a. little kid. Yeah. Like when I found that. out from the sister, I just I just. thought it was cuz I had read his book. cuz his book he got real honest about. like his recovery and how hard it was. for him to stay clean or whatever. So. for him to even pass that fast after the. book dropped and reading the book and. the success on the book cuz he went on. tour. >> cuz even the sister was saying how um it. makes her feel better that the last. Instagram post he had he was like in his. favorite spot at his house in the hot. tub looking out at uh LA or whatever. which was also more.
>> cuz he died. Yeah, cuz he dies there in. a week or two after that. But I feel I. felt bad for him. Like I look at that. like a disease. So I felt bad for him. What are you laughing at? How could you. possibly laugh at. >> No. book. >> I like Matthew Perry. >> I do too. >> Me, too. >> He was. >> What the Matthew Perry You Mark. What. the What the [laughter] What the Matthew. Perry doc. taught me. is I don't care to see any doc delivered.
to us by people that loved the subject. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> okay. >> Cuz they don't show you the real. >> It's a good. >> dog. They loved Matthew Perry. Whoever. did this, >> but they were honest, too. >> They were not honest. >> They were very vague. >> They were very cautious. and and they picked their words wisely. and they didn't really give you too much.
information. >> They said, "Hey, friends came. It was a. hit. Season two, he was struggling. Nobody knew. By season three, he was. struggling. Uh the prescription pills. turned into a bad addiction. >> Yeah. >> So they did let us know how he was. introduced which was the prescriptions. >> Great. The oxies. >> Yeah. Yeah. Similar story. >> Yeah. We we've heard this story before. >> as it progressed right cuz I didn't know. he was suffering so early in France. I.
did I did not. almost the beginning almost the. beginning. He started at he did that. movie with Selma. If that's that was. that is that who? >> No, he was high during that movie. I. thought they. >> What's the movie when he meets the girl. and they I think that is Sal movie. >> Yeah, there was a Sel. >> Don't rush. Don't go quick. Full rush in. when when they do that. They're for. leisure. They're jet skiing on the film. and he hurts himself. The doctor gives. him the other movie that he was real. high for.
>> Right. Right. But so and that and Fools. Rush in was at the beginning of Friends. He was reallyed up from the beginning. They they met him like that. That's why. they love that season. So I I didn't I. didn't know that either. But so they. tell us. >> the accident hooked on prescriptions. >> Then the addiction continues and from. that point on they kind of just. reference it as the addiction. >> like a disease or something. >> And it is. okay. >> But it it implies to the person watching. that he's still on whatever he was on.
Oh, they don't say how he like moved on. to some other. >> Not really. >> Okay. >> Now, later on they introduced ketamine. Yeah. Way later on. >> After the cola. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. Way later on. So, for me as as a. viewer, it left a lot of space. And from. somebody that struggled with pills. before, you left a lot of space between. the introduction and ketamine. >> How we get here? What else? What else. happened? And you left it vague. Cool. Then I'm like, "All right, I when they.
get to his death, they'll tell me some. more cuz I remember the details around. that." Not a peep. >> No, >> not a peep. >> And his use of ketamine was for recovery. at first. So at some point he slips into. the point where he's getting out of. control with it and it's not being. schedulually handed to him by people. that the goal is for him to get off of. everything else. And that's how he meet. ketamine queen and all that and they all. get affiliated. >> Ketamine Queen. >> Yeah. Ketamine Queen went to [ __ ]. prison for selling him that on the. street cuz that's what killed him. Um.
unregulated dose of ketamine. People. argue about whether you should use. ketamine on your children, on you or. whatever. People have came out and said. it helped him with suicide, with. depression, with all kind of [ __ ] drug. addiction, all that. But it has to be. and it regulated. >> Yeah. You know, with a doctor looking. over you, you doing recovery on top of. it. That's he slid out of that and into. >> um this street [ __ ] with them. Yeah. Which was abuse. But I think that even. when Joe saying that they ain't telling. enough, I think that even when I look. back on it, it might didn't feel that. way because I read the book. So it was. like right after cuz it's like when you.
make the story about the after they did. some people feel like they not going to. violate their people like that. You know. what I mean? Cuz he's going. >> and that's what it sound yo they kept. >> they kept [clears throat] his sister and. the different family members. They kept. making it sound like. early on there may have been something. that this guy was running from. That's as close as they got to whatever. he might be running from. >> Yeah. >> And then throughout the dock,
>> because I ain't going to tell y'all what. I said during the dock. I'll tell you. what I said. It's [clears throat] is. what I do when I'm in the house and I. watch these things. I try to figure out. if people were. >> Matt was. >> you could judge me for it. >> I don't think. >> you could judge me for it. When I'm home. alone, sometimes I stare at the wall and. I try to figure out if people was Did. you have that thought about Matt? About. Matthew. >> at the time of his death? I did because. how they described his assistant and how.
close they were and some of the people. that were coming out saying how how. close they were to him at the time of I. was like, "Okay, maybe." But it didn't. matter, right? Cuz that's something I do. in my own head. But during the dock, they start they go from, "Hey, there was. something that this guy might have been. hiding from. Who knows what it escaped. from? Who knows what it was? And then. randomly they go to all of the different. girlfriends he had. >> Yeah, that was part of his addiction. Clearly he had a thing with like getting. attached to people and then like getting.
in the whole fall in love with them and. then the next mission would be to push. him away. >> Yeah, that was part of his part of his. addiction. That's what I'm saying. >> He built around with women. You know. what's funny? [laughter]. >> You know what's funny? Doc with Joe. sucks. >> I mean it suck if you going to jump in. >> Not as good as the morning. Every time. we do that, every time we do that, Joe. jumps in it, don't he? >> Like, doesn't he? Like, what are we. talking about? >> We need to We need to make it a co show. and not fight about it and share it. But.
whatever. >> We could share it. I don't care. I don't. have to share it cuz you stole it. Corporate greed. You said this was a. [laughter] corporate greed, man. But. when they brought up the girls, >> it was always, >> hey, it was never a title and this. wasn't the girlfriend. This person was. just around for nine years and they were. [laughter]. it was a bunch of those. It was It. didn't make sense in the dock is all I'm. saying. >> Yeah. >> It didn't make sense. >> I Googled it. They say he's not They say. he's never been They say never been.
rumors. They say I made all of this up. >> You did? >> It was I never heard a rumor about. Matthew Perry. I it could be all in my. head, but I think that they on that. dock, forget the stuff because I'm just. being silly with y'all. >> They didn't really get to the meat and. potatoes of what was going on with him, even in death. Like, I always had a beef. with with with the family for being mad. at his best friend and assistant. >> Y'all all know him. Y'all all been close. to him for however many years. Y'all. know he loved him. >> Yeah. Mhm.
>> So, if he's the one that's ordering. whatever he's ordering and. administering, like the family took a. real stern position against him, and I. was against that. I thought they would. at least talk to him, show him, say more. about that. They just didn't. They. didn't. They didn't. Too much love in. this doc. >> Yeah. >> Too much love in this dock. Rest in. peace, Matthew Perry. >> Yeah. Rest in peace. >> Great. Watch it. Please watch it. It is. good. >> It's good. >> But it's good. >> Yeah. I need I need No, he was so. tortured, man. Torture. Yo, if you ever. do a dock on me after I go, talk to my.
parents, talk to my wife, talk to. whoever. >> Talk to us and. >> talk to is also talk to is. >> you got to talk to somebody that I hated. and hated me. >> Is. for real. >> You ain't got to give him a seat. >> But you can at least talk to them is all. I'm saying. >> No. Is got to open the. You know that [ __ ] they got on internet. when you sit in the chair? They got into. the chair and it's dark and then that. [ __ ] walk in say. >> you think I talk to them people.
>> Absolutely. I think I think you going to. take a bag for it to. >> never I'm cool. >> Hey Mona. take a [snorts] little bag for it. >> You think they could pay me to talk? >> Tell them your experience. >> Why would you not talk about your. friend? >> I'm cool. >> Not not like skeletons but like I don't. mean like say something bad. >> It could be good stuff. Say something. good for some money. >> You would want to be in the dock at all. >> Nah, >> [ __ ] We all in the dock. >> Me. >> Hey. Well, check this out. I heard. >> I know you going to be [laughter]. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I heard. you. I heard your answer for mine.
>> Just know. >> you going to be sitting by the dock of. the dock. >> The second Danny [laughter] called me. >> I'm there. I'm there, buddy. [ __ ]. >> I'm there. >> Nah. >> Uh, anyway, I know that was probably. grossly irresponsible for me to report. that way, but I'm just telling you what. I thought. It is what I do when I'm in. the house by myself with my fiance. I. try to figure out who's who's not. I believe you. No, >> I do it. >> for no reason. >> I could have bagged him. >> And his gayard don't work. It never did. >> I have some of the best out there.
>> Clearly, you have some of the best time. I have some of the best gay out. >> You suggest who's you be off to me. >> I'm the first [ __ ] told y'all Jesse. Smlette was a little off. >> I knew nobody else said it. I knew he. was on Disney. He was always out. >> When he was on Disney, I knew. >> you said he was lying. >> No, not about being gay. I knew. >> No, you said he was lying about the. whole [ __ ] Well, yeah, he was lying. about that with his sexual public. You didn't put the the report out that. he was the world knew he was. >> Oh, I thought I discovered somebody as.
soft as Jesse Smlet is. >> We all knew it. >> Shout out to Jesse Smlet. >> Yes. >> And the community by the way. >> That's a loving thing, Jesse. >> Yes. >> Goodbye. [laughter]. I don't know anything else about anybody. else. >> You didn't notice that the Matthew Perry. girls didn't know much about him. First of all, that's a lie. >> We were together nine years. He was a. gymni. I think. >> they knew everything about him. They. studied him and they were very accepting. of him. Like they real they took their. place. When he called me,
>> you was all right until you just threw. that last one in. >> When he called me, I'mma be available. It gave day five. Like this my rich. You. mean this the one you know you. >> So when he called me he called me. I. don't know. I didn't I didn't smell. nothing on him. I ain't going to lie. What I will say is before we change the. subject, I do feel like they're vague. about the childhood. The families are. too blended for somebody not to feel bad. or left out or treated wrong. So, I will. give you that on the childhood cuz it's. like why are one of these siblings. saying something bad happened as a kid.
It was kind of weird. That's the only. thing I'll give you on that. Other than. that, I'm happy it wasn't like gross and. his history wasn't all terrible. >> Something else to come out and then tell. us the rest later. >> Rest in peace, man. Rest in peace. >> We we we love you. We miss you. And. yeah, horrible, horrible how that. happened. >> Since we talking about death, man, did. you see uh 548 people on death row just. got their sentences commuted? >> No. >> Yes, I did. >> That is a big deal. >> That's fire. >> Yeah. Everybody in California on death. row if you was on death keep up with.
things like that. When I saw that I said. that's a good thing. >> Salute to Gavin Newsome. So everybody on. death row in California is no longer on. death row. >> That's over. We done with that. >> Yep. Yep. Yep. That's 25% of the. country's defro inmates. So that's. >> How do you feel about that? >> I think that's fire. >> Yeah, that's dope. >> Where are they? >> Yo, >> I think I think I think that's the more. important question. They're still. [laughter] inside, right? >> They're not on death row. Awesome. >> Yo, you said there.
>> Are they holding them? >> They're in jail. They got to do life. >> They They didn't get a pardon. They got. commuted. So they ain't on the. boulevard. They on death row. >> Yeah, you 25% of the country's death. row. It's crazy. >> Do y'all y'all are deaf? Y'all are death. bro enthusiasts. >> Enthusiasts is do it a lot. >> I used to work for death. >> What's the right word for it? What word. am I looking for? >> Employee. Oh, I'm sorry. What' you say? >> Do y'all believe in it? >> Death penalty. Y'all where yall the. death penalty? >> I believe what it some some of these got.
in sometimes. >> Yeah. Mhm. [clears throat]. >> See, for me, I feel like what I would. enjoy seeing people get the death. penalty for, nobody gets that. Like I. don't think for those big drug cases or. even some of the cases where you. fighting over the money and people you. know people get violent with each other. Not necessarily that either but like sex. crimes and predators. I think they. should be put down or castrated at. least. I just think we should change. things that make more sense. I als I I. am like in the middle because because. black people get convicted so much and.
this they're not guilty. It's hard for. me to say yes. I believe in that cuz so. many of us is. >> waiting on that and we didn't do. anything. I don't feel comfortable with. that. But besides that, like you know. what I watch over the Halloween the. holiday in Florida in Jacksonville, the. sheriff goes out and they go to cuz you. know you on lifetime parole when you're. uh uh you're on that list, right? So. part of the part of the rules is you. can't have Halloween decorations or any. decorations on your house. You can't. have anything on your home once you're. on that list that could entice the child. to not.
>> Oh, that's a great. one. The sheriff's office in. Jacksonville went around to them. addresses and if you had decorations, they locked [ __ ] up. One of the guys. they were locking up, his mom or his. family member. Why are you doing this? Why are you arresting them? And um he's. like, he knows why. And she's like, but. we didn't know. We decorate our house. We know. Well, he's the one with the. rule and he's the one that's supposed to. know. And now he's going to [ __ ] jail. But stuff like that makes sense. You put. them on the list. You really keep up. with them. You're on their ass for real. You know what I mean? And try to make.
sure that they don't reaffend. There's. nobody weaker and more sustainable to. getting hurt but a kid. So, how do we. let them back out? I don't get that. I. never understood that. >> Cuz see I you know the other way you. could keep them from reoffending. >> cash straighten them. I. >> think we getting crazy now. >> What. >> I mean that's one of the moves. The. chemical joint not not like not like. scissors like like chemically you get. you take a pill and then your thing. don't work. It's like the opposite of. the pills y'all take. >> Nothing works. >> Yeah. Like it don't work at all. >> You don't work no more. >> Yeah. The opposite of the pills y'all. take. You went to you went to his.
>> You went to his trunk and got that. leader. >> But he don't brag about taking them like. y'all do. >> I never took one. His wife ain't home. >> He brags about him the most. [laughter]. >> His wife ain't home with a low blow. You. got his man. >> Damn. This [ __ ] man I let my wife go to. work. It's crazy. But [laughter]. >> you don't give her the. problem. >> Problem number one. >> Oh [ __ ] I minded. Give me the cage. How. big is the cage?
>> Is this But when your wife does go on a. trip, do y'all [ __ ] right before? >> All right. He see. me free. He trying to set me in free. I'm not He's not talking to us. >> What's the joke? >> They don't go on trips. Them ain't. allowed to go nowhere, man. My lady I'm. being serious. What you say? Don't call. her. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Oh, I was about to double down in it. Yeah. [laughter]. I ain't even my bad can't go nowhere. >> But. >> wow. Okay.
>> Yeah. >> Salute to Gavin Newsome. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> In other words, [laughter] I feel so. bad. I feel so bad when I'm not educated. with Mark. No, >> it's all good. >> You do not feel bad. >> You don't care. >> All right. Another question. >> Okay. Come on. No, we wouldn't let our. wives do that. [laughter]. >> That's where I was at. >> When is it okay I'm changing the subject. completely to be clear. When is it okay. to kick somebody's back in? Okay. And. the reason I'm asking is not around.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. >> Because Doc Rivers. >> was interviewed the other day on Steve. Nash's podcast. >> and he was talking about what it was. like to coach Giannis Ant Takmpo, also. known as the Greek Freak. And here's. what he said. >> It's not easy. Yeah, >> it's not easy because he plays at this. crazy downhill pace. Um, he he's really. an he's really a difficult guy. I was.
telling someone this, he he has this. great passing ability, but he doesn't. necessarily have this super IQ at the. same time. >> It's really a strange thing. And he. really has one way downhill force force. for like every play he wants to force. it. And there's times he doesn't where I. wish he did one thing. I wish he learned. how to execute better. >> He's one [clears throat] of those guys. that you get a lot of them from the US. um AU guys that have never needed to.
execute cuz they can do it on their own, >> right? >> Where but that doesn't help the team. And like I think and I told you this, the thing he needs to still learn is the. value of execution. How important it is. when you're in practice in shoots to. lock in on execution. Uh and and now he. has a coach who is as good as there is. in execution. >> Well, it's hard when you've been able to. your athletic ability is so dominant. >> Exactly. >> And this is Bill Simmons. I'm sorry, not.
not Steve Nash. >> Yeah, Bill. Yeah, I don't need that. I. can do that. And Bill looks like Steve. Nash. So I mean before work, >> that's racist. >> You have to learn how [laughter] we. don't all look the same, Joe. >> Um, >> that's my bad for saying that. >> There. There. There you have it. Doc. Rivers on Bill Simmons. Totally kicking. the Greek freaks back in. Distinguished. panel. How do we feel about this? I. think this is totally inappropriate. >> Yeah, that's nasty. >> I don't This is This is disgusting. >> Kicks his back into me. I think he uh. just gave a a X and O assessment of.
basketball stuff. Yeah, she called them. stupid. >> We says when in basketball when you say. IQ, they mean basketball IQ. They mean. like basketball like situational. basketball stuff like that. >> That was understood. So people watch it. Like. >> that mean that means you're stupid. >> That's what I'm saying. That still means. Listen, look, let me let me clarify. this. >> Sport way of saying because that's how I. took it cuz it's like it would be one. thing to challenge a [ __ ] basketball IQ. who's in it still playing. This nigga's. retired. He you know what I mean? Like. he's not retired. >> He's not. He still plays now. [ __ ] it.
That's why I don't try to jump in this. sport. [laughter]. I love that popped up. >> I feel like this is totally. inappropriate from a coach and and a. player's former coach. Like there is a. there's again coaching etiquette. >> See, I think if he was his current. coach, it would be inappropriate. I. think that him being a former coach, I. don't think it was inappropriate. I. don't think he said anything wrong about. him. I think that he expressed where his. game could grow in the things that he. might have been lacking on. >> Do you believe there's a better way to. say it? >> Yeah. You think it's a little harsh?
It's delivery was a little. >> good basketball IQ is is is actually a. is. >> it's a critique. It's a critique. >> and he only knows one way. >> Y'all have do we. >> Oh, no. He ain't wrong. I don't think he. watch basketball. >> I don't think his analysis is wrong. I. think the question is. >> I think him saying it is wrong. I don't. disagree with his analysis. >> So, let me let me It shouldn't be said. and it shouldn't be said by him. >> Okay. Can I ask y'all this though? Since. y'all watching, you know the [ __ ] The. things that he's saying about this [ __ ]. game, are they true? >> Yes. >> Oh, >> I think they're generally true. So, so. then again it's just going to be.
delivery and me in my opinion just on a. professional level we've worked. together. Why you got to talk about me. so harshly if we've worked together in. the. >> past think about it like this cuz I I've. been working through this also there's. two another issue there's two issues. First issue also is that Doc Rivers has. a reputation. >> Um and so throwing his teammates I mean. excuse me his players under the bus the. Clippers. >> Um I have a quick question. >> Yeah. Does Doc Rivers want to coach. again? >> I don't think so. I think. >> Well then get your off. I think he. realizes that it's kind of that ride is. I think Milwaukee was the last stop.
>> Yeah, I think so too. >> Yeah, just because if he wants to go. into like pundity or speaking talking. head on TV show, then we want this kind. of. >> bought himself a ticket. >> There you go. >> Yeah, that [ __ ]. >> Nah, >> I'm not sure. I'm not sure. >> I think there's a I think being honest. about players is fine. Just being honest. about the star you just coached can make. you look away player. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I'm with Mark. Being honest about. players want to be honest with you. being honest about your players. No, I. think that goes against like some type.
of unwritten unsaid coach. >> Like they said, what if you're not. coach? What if you're not trying to. coach no more? >> There there's still there's still a. respect. There's still a respect that. has to come with how you talk about. players that you coach. Do you feel the. same way? >> I didn't like it when Phil Jackson wrote. a book. All. >> Let Let me ask you a question. Do you. feel the same way when a player does. that about a coach that they used to. play for? >> Yes. >> All right. I just want to make sure it. was a two-way street. >> I think I think it has to be a two-way. street. I think there's ways to do it. If he says Giannis is so great, I just.
wish he was, you know, slow down and. execute more. I don't think anybody's. mad. >> I think saying Giannis is a great. player. >> He he only knows one way. It's all. downhill. Low basketball IQ that harsh. that becomes that becomes to me across. the And Doc is just But again, part of. it is the is the context again like DJ. Reddit got on Doc for this. when when. Doc would lose a series, a lot of. players say he blames the players. So, he has a reputation of scapegoating. players and Milwaukee was his worst stop. on on a streak that was going downhill.
going from Philly, you know what I mean? And and and a lot of people, again, he. with Ben Simmons, do you think Ben. Simmons is a starting point guard? >> I don't know yet. Now, again, this ain't. about being right. It's about the moment. you get put out the playoffs, you a lot. of people said you throwing Ben under. the bus. You ain't see uh the article. that just came out about Ben Simmons and. Dogg Rivers last week. >> Mhm. And they said, "Yo, now I see what. Doc was doing. Doc did everything right. and Doc was protecting him for the most. part.". >> But did you what Ben said? Ben said, "I. thought it was nasty. I thought he's a. real piece of he said all these things.
about I'm tell you how players feel." So. I'm just saying it hurts your. perception. >> I'm not disagreeing, but in that same. defending the the the Well, I am kind. of, but later on they they had the [ __ ]. Ben Simmons and um Sam Cassell and him. said, "Yo, he missed all the free. throws. They went to get him that night. to work on free throws with Sam Cassell. >> Mhm. >> He said, "Yo, I don't feel like it." So. the next morning they showed up to be. like, "Yo dog, let's go work on free. throws." And he said, "Yo, I ain't in. the mood." Or some like that. And so. they like, "Yo, fam, you not devoted to.
the team. You not devoted to excellence. We in the championship, my [ __ ] You. just missed a bunch of free throws. Come. work on your game." And he like, "Nah.". So now that discredit Yeah. And so now. that kind of discredits some of the they. were saying that Doc again it's it's. Apple's but they're saying that Doc kind. of was critiquing him accordingly. actually gave him grace. But see all. that proves that Doc analysis is right. I'm not disputing his analysis. I'm. disputing whether it's appropriate or. not. Think think about this. Think about. this. Think about I'm not going to ask. you to say what it is. But think about. the worst critique someone could make of. you as a podcaster or me or anybody.
Just think about yourself and imagine if. Joe went on another podcast. >> even after you leave. Even after Joe has. critiqued our our performance publicly. before. >> answer what he's saying and whatever you. think I've said publicly I have not said. what I think the worst of each member up. here is publicly. >> but that's not. >> but I need you just answer his question. I'm not I want you to answer his. question he's asking me. >> I did go ahead he didn't go on a. different podcast and say it but he said. it. >> publicly what I'm saying.
>> spaces he said it on a uh what's that. [ __ ] we used to do. >> um rewind. >> rewind. >> can you answer his question he's asking. you. >> So, so think about that worst thing. Assume that I'll even take a step. Let's. assume you don't we don't work here. anymore. Are would it be okay for Joe to. say Mark is you know Mark was always. late. Uh you know Mark would be such a. great podcaster if he just focused more. on this this this and this instead of. this this this and this. He he doesn't. really have a feel for the for for. podcasting quite the way he should. He's. not quite good. you like if he said. those things after I stopped working up.
here and he did it on somebody else's. show in particular, >> would that be okay? >> No, I think it would be I would I think. it would be. >> No, it wouldn't be. >> You'd be the first person to be bitching. on. >> You would hate it. Sorry. But you. >> I think if he gave positive points and. then gave negative points, I think if he. just went for your juggler, then no, that's some sucker. But I think if he. gave certain points and then he gave. other points of areas where could have. improved or ish could improve, I don't. look at that the same way. is you would. be hot as [ __ ] if this [ __ ] went.
somewhere and did some [ __ ] like that. And even it wasn't to you, you would be. hot if it was one of us. >> Yeah, that's true. He would be heated. [ __ ] if he did it to you. If he did it. to some one of us, you would be heated. cuz you protect him like that. You would. be pissed. >> Got you. And. >> you might not. >> And I love that about you. >> And we don't even have. >> That's part of the reason why I love you. so much. >> To take it off of is Mark. I believe. that if you are privileged enough to get. a behind the scenes lens on somebody, like if you're privy to things that the.
public is not privy to, then there is. some type of metaphorical NDA that that. needs to be abided by. >> If you're a real. some principled that I'm not a but. again, I I don't think that this is my. per I don't think he kicked his back in. Y'all looking at it like he trashed. them. I don't look at it like he. >> and and to your point and. >> and even a justification of which he. gave, he said, "Yo, a lot of these. people in AAOU, they're so good that. they really don't learn how to play team. basketball. It helps them, but it don't.
help the team.". >> I think even that is a slight. >> No, it's not. That's a knock on a lot of. people that are athletically gifted and. they That was one of Kobe's knocks and. Kobe is my probably my favorite. basketball player of all time. Part of. Kobe's knocks was yo, the team concept. when he thought he could do it himself, he wouldn't rely on teammates. Can I ask. a question? >> See, like I said, I'm okay with that. kind of criticism. Like, you know, he's. like I said, saying he's so good that he. does this, but you know, I wish he could. just learn to do that. I'm okay with the. low basketball IQ is to me. >> You're talking about not only a world.
champion, but an MVP. Respectfully, I'm. not to be compared to whatever you. notice in AAU basketball. Crazy. >> It is a slight. >> It is a slight. >> Can I ask y'all a question? If it was so. that this guy Don right his goal was to. be a talking head and get one of these. shows Doc I'm sorry Doc Rivers if if. that was a goal would that take away. from his chances of getting it because. people look at that in poor taste cuz he. did that to somebody. I think is from the ignorant looking.
from [clears throat] the person looking. that doesn't know it looks like that. would help because this commentator is. going viral people think that he's going. to continually go viral right or is it. like ew about the virality just be like. or he really give it up. He don't really. tell the truth and he's asking which one. y'all. >> I say yes. I say it helps. I think I. think it might help. Remember he's a. proven commodity is the point, right? He's somebody who's been. >> English. >> He's somebody Doc Rivers played in the. NBA for a very long time. >> Won an NBA championship with the Celtics. as a coach and had one of the, you know,
had a very stellar record up until the. point that he got to the Clippers. Right. So, and he's been a GM before. He. he has a son who who was the best high. school player in the country was. all-American at Duke. >> first. My point is his basketball resume. and as an evaluator of talent is proven. and he's been a and he's been a. broadcaster. The biggest knock against. him as a broadcaster is his actual. voice. >> So there's no he doesn't have to do this. to get. >> to get on is what I'm saying. And to. take it a step further, people's disdain. for the way Doc speaks about players and.
has spoken about players is why they. speak about Austin Rivers a certain type. of way. >> That's a fact. Yeah, that's true. >> That's a fact. >> I feel like if anybody should understand. this kind of unwritten rule that I'm. talking about, it is Doc because he had. a son that played in the league that a. bunch of players had rumors and whispers. about. It's just it just comes off bad. This is This isn't This is in bad taste. But take it off right or wrong cuz think. what you want. This is in really really. really bad taste. >> I agree. >> Yeah. But good for him.
>> And I love Doc. I I genuinely love Doc. and think he's great. I just think that. this is a thing. >> Mhm. This it ain't the first time we. seen it. That's why it just seem like. this, like you said, this is a thing. >> Yeah. >> Yo, before we get out of here, because I. know we don't have too many topics, y'all are let me know about this uh. Michael Jackson impersonator beef. He's. mad at the other impersonator. Can I get. a list of people now that the Dems have. the House and the Senate? A list of. people who are going to have a real hard. time in the next few years. >> A list of people who laid their sword in. the sand one way.
>> Oh, all of them. I I don't really know. by name. Yeah. I don't know him by name. like that. >> Yeah. >> I mean, Nikki's the obvious one. I. wasn't going to say it, but Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Cuz she was she actually went. into the polls on election day. >> She's a new campaign in New Hampshire. with Trump. >> in New Hampshire. >> She looks she looks a mess. She looks. like a [ __ ]. >> Does it affect her? I think people are. going to forget as fast as they they. they remember. >> They could. That's my That's the thing. When you. >> with dark skin, it would affect her. >> This. part [laughter]. 73 44.
>> Please, [ __ ] No, real. >> don't don't don't. >> um I for sure I' I've I've made the. statement here. >> People love the addition of the. Philadelphia takeover. The best thing. that's happened to this place ever. >> People love the greeneyed goblin. I mean. people live for oxtail oxtails debate. between these two. But ultimately if. this [ __ ] come in his drawers tidy. whies alone and sit there yoga stance.
they going to watch it. when you build a. certain type of following and Nikki has. that. If anything, they're waiting so. they don't have to discuss this anymore. So, the moment it's over, it's over. I. think she's going to be fine. I don't. think it affects her. She could feed her. people and be cool. I feel like she been. moving like that for a while anyway. >> I think I think that. who she aligned herself with, they're. one of their enemies is her people. >> So, I think one of her enemies is her. people. >> So, I think that could present a.
problem. Now, where I think she'll be. okay. >> is in hip-hop. >> Short memory span. >> Short come out with a hit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Some slaps. They forget all this. >> One of the best rappers ever, though. She ain't just a a. >> No, no, no. I'm I'm talking about if she. come out with some slaps. >> Yes. >> None of this matters no more. >> Yes. One of the best ever. >> That's just how it goes in hip-hop. >> Hip hop not going to they'll hold you to. the fire unless once the slap stop. >> Yeah. And honestly, even the reception I. thought she was going to get from some. of her fan base, I thought they would be.
really hurt. Like the I thought the gays. were going to be crushed, especially the. the kids. We refer to them as the kids. The young the young trans. They didn't. respond that way. They didn't seem that. hurt about it. They rocking with they. mind. >> Yeah. Was there was some that. >> I didn't see like of course I've seen. it, but I didn't see how I thought it. would be. That's what I thought the big. thing would be. >> Do we have any other names you guys? I. know Nikki was the obvious one. Is there. is there any other names of people that. have kind of drawn a line in the sand. and now it's going to look a different. way? I don't think I don't there's some. people that drew a line in the sand. Um.
like I don't think Mike Tyson would have. a hard time. >> No. >> Like there's some people that I think. >> I've already I think there's a lot of. people that took the MAG aside because. they were friends with Trump in [ __ ]. 1987. >> That's personal personally. >> And I don't think they're going to have. a hard time. >> And I don't think they're going to have. a hard time at all. But those who will. >> Tyson don't take the MAGA side to me. >> He takes Trump side. and he's been a Trumper since the 80s. So I don't really group him in with. maggot. >> He don't really kick no magga sheets. He. says Trump is my man. I'm not leaving.
him. He tell me down. You [ __ ]. >> Trump was a friend of him when he was. losing friends. Did you watch that doc? >> Mike Tyson [clears throat] the Titu Mike. Tyson. I tried to bring it up but then. they started talking about he was. >> that documentary. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Oh yeah. It was. >> I had a lot to say about that Mike Tyson. dog. But once once they [clears throat]. brought up the that he was all right. We. can't even enjoy a documentary. >> N this was. >> it was a great documentary. >> Progressive person. Just write it down.
>> Okay. Well, >> why? [laughter]. >> Cuz just go ahead. >> You know what? I can't be a. [ __ ]. >> I can't get a word in here. >> It can't be me. >> It was It was a really good documentary. The things that happened happened. Okay. Um, >> yeah, you probably. >> if y'all want to hear what I have to. think about, meet me in the back of a. Target or at a space game [laughter]. >> because I can't say. >> Yo, Mona got the perfect takes for a. space game.
>> Oh my god. One in jail, one in prison. >> Wait, wait. Speaking of jail and prison. Okay. >> Nothing good going to come from this. Nothing. >> Can you show your co-host the back of. your phone? >> [snorts]. >> Why the you laughing that loud? >> And if you don't And if you don't show. them I took a picture of it. >> Exhibit A. >> The other phone. >> What's wrong with it? >> Yeah. What's wrong with that? >> No, the other phone. >> I don't see nothing. >> Other phone. >> Oh, you do have two phones.
>> Where the other phone at? Show the other. one. >> Other what? >> Other phone. >> My other My house phone should my house. phone. Show us show ain't nothing [ __ ]. in my blood. Get off. Here it is. >> Oh my god. >> Exhibit A. >> Oh my under paid. I can't even afford. the goddamn duo. >> Oh my god. >> Put my GoFundMe right here. >> You made your own duo. >> What? I just [ __ ] down myself. The. Apple going uh Parks.
>> Show them the front. The screen look. like I thought that was a sticker or. something. >> I thought Yo, that's the phone. >> Yes, that's the phone. >> Oh, I thought she had a sticker on that. >> Wait, that was a sticker. Let me see. >> No, this is. >> Oh my god. You took a bite out of that. What happened? Self-defense. [laughter]. All day you let me down and I keep. turning like godamn last time I seen you. was holier than down. >> I'm sorry. >> I I'm sorry. Anyway, >> see what bundles do to a bad right to a. head. >> You did help me down. >> My phone a little raggedy, man. I've. been through some. >> It was a rough week, man. All right.
I never get that many. >> Let's get into our week. Let's get into. more important. So, I drop a baby thirst. trap on the gram, right? I say, "Look, I'm going to give him some ass because. you've been doing it ever since you. left.". >> That's a lie. That's a lie. >> I get calls about you. I told you. >> First of all, excuse me. Anybody that. knows me know that ever since this came. out social media, I've been shaking this. big ass whether it was square or round. Okay? I've been shaking this in the.
camera. Now, was this my first real. opportunity to dress like a [ __ ] with. some kind of bunny rabbit kitten ear? Yes. That's how I felt, Parks. So, I. found some type of possum rat gerbble. costume. It had like a ball for the ass. and it had [laughter] um ears. >> and fishnetss. >> and I and Oh my god. How did you see the. pig? >> You posted it 600 times everywhere. How. can we not see it? >> What do you think? >> Yo, just hit me up like ish. I ain't. going to lie. >> I'mma fight you for Mona. >> Yo, I told her.
>> you always have the right answers and. that's why you're like my fave. At the. end of the day, can I be honest about. how it felt to walk outside like that? >> Liberated. >> Horrible. I don't know how big. You know. what was the worst part of it? Cuz. [laughter] I could be honest with y'all. Seriously, it was the worst thing I've. ever done in my life. First of all, it's. super cold. Coochie freezing. Hit you. Hit you with you. Couldn't figure out. where it's coming [laughter] from. It's. the And when I get to this spot, right? >> [laughter]. >> You know when you talk about your you. got to your second to get better.
>> Come on. >> I know. >> Listen [clears throat] guys, what I'm. saying to y'all is. >> it's mac and cheesy. >> The way that. >> when you say it like that doesn't sound. as [laughter]. >> the way that the way that men respond to. you when you're dressed that way. And. you got to think it's already a bunch of. dressed that way too. You know what I. mean? So, it's like, why is he looking at me like he already. just come sample this thing? Like, he. ain't even gonna say hello. Like, people. look like they just gonna walk up and. take it. But my worst issue by far,
Parks, you know what it was? >> What's that? >> Putting my ass cheeks. >> down on like benches and. >> like or the section out. >> Okay. >> Like the feeling of like ass and putting. your skin. [laughter]. >> That's not what she meant. like you wait. for it feels foreign to me cuz I don't. wear stuff like that part. I don't dress. like that. I don't even really do like. bikinis on the beach or babies. So, I. don't do that. >> You know what I mean? I'm like a fat. drug dealer. I wear a t-shirt to the. beach. >> Now, it's been a while since you had.
your procedure done. Did it start to. move yet? >> That thing always moving. on. >> Threw it to the rim. Threw it to the. rim. Recoil. Mommy. >> That thing jumped. I'm telling you. I. ran that thing did something. And look. when you And some people like this one. wrote me a paragraph. Mona, I love you. so much. I've been following you since. high school. And I just want to say I've. always hated when you did stuff like. this for attention. [laughter]. I said, "So little caps." So exclamation. exclamation, I'mma get him.
>> You hear that little comedian buddy? >> Phone still jumping. [laughter] You hear. that? >> Got it. >> Calls and text. >> It's just a bid. It's just. >> Oh, it ain't no [ __ ] But it's I'm not. playing. That how you been text at the. like that funny as [ __ ] Boy, if I open. that [ __ ] you'll be in tears. It should. be in tears. >> I cuz they on you. >> just cuz how they start that. conversation. [laughter]. I haven't talked to you for two years, but you got a little like a little bunny. bush out the crack of your ass and I. want to say hello.
cuz I had a little tail. I wasn't. running from nothing. >> I'm so scared. >> I clicked through so fast. I didn't cuz. you don't want to see your sister like. that. you have in memory. >> Even though y'all clicked through it. fast, that don't looked all right. Right. >> I didn't see your foot if it looked all. right. Ain't nobody here. I didn't see. >> I don't see my sister that way. >> Looking like some good cornbread mix. >> I know. I bet you cornbread mix. and all that. The dicks everything.
working out, man. Do you guys care that. Justin Timberlake is supposed to. supposed to be releasing a doc where he. addresses all of the Janet Jackson and. Britney Spears turmoil? >> Yeah, I'm going watch that [ __ ]. >> I hate. >> No, >> I'mma watch it cuz why not? Right. >> But I hate that he's going to make money. off on so many people. >> Why? >> Cuz I hate when people make money off. people. >> Well, we don't know that he's going to. [ __ ] on anybody yet. >> No, no. What I'm saying is I know he.
[ __ ] on them in the past. His. explanation of it is what's going to. make him money. >> You don't think he has a right to tell. his side of the story? >> He does. This isn't about his rights. I'm going watch it. I'm not protesting. it. I'm just saying. I hate when people. do things and they're able to make money. off of it. >> That's what I was about to ask you. Is. it because you think that he was wrong? >> I think he was wrong. I just curious to. hear his side is all me too. >> Well, that's my that's my other. question. I I saw something whether it. was real or AI, who knows? But if it. comes out that Janet Jackson uh plant.
that with him, I don't know if he plans. on saying that. If that comes out, do. you think that helps him at all? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] No, I don't think so. >> I feel differently about it. Everything. I've heard is suggest the opposite, which is what? But if it turns out that. that's the truth, you always want to. know the truth and say, >> I'll throw some if she corroborate that. Cuz if he just say it, I'm not going off. that. >> He might have cuz she said that. >> Oh, he got that. I mean, >> but but the issue wasn't that. >> whether they coordinated or that partly. if I remember correctly.
>> It's that he left her holding the bag. completely after he did not know that. was a Yes. >> That's my point. So even they did it. together that doesn't cuz I'm not. convinced that Janet didn't know. >> Yeah, they knew. They both. >> question third question follow up to. that question. What if they both knew it. was planned? He said, "Okay, but if. something bad happens from this. I'm just hypothetical. If that's the. case, yeah, that would matter to me. I. would still think it's up, but it would. I'd feel a lot differently than I have.
in the past, which was that cuz my. theory was they decided to do some [ __ ]. They decided to be edgy and he threw. under the bus once it didn't. >> That's what it feels like. >> Neither one of them expected it to go so. bad cuz they really expect the backlash. >> Yeah, they didn't expect the backlash. cuz at that point we were already doing. wild. JLo was was wearing Versace dress. Like it was a lot of [ __ ] going on at. those award shows that were kind of. risque back then. Nobody expected that. But it was because of the race thing. It. wasn't just because it was titty house. Cuz it was a white boy and an older. black woman with that with that little. titty out. Titt just as little.
respectfully. It was perfect. That's what I'm saying. >> Yeah, that was a real nice titty. Especially in whatever year that was. >> That was a really good. >> 2004 was it was that was a nice titty. piercing to a clean one. >> The only time y'all want you everyone. all the [ __ ] agree up here. Bring up a. titty. We turn the scientist [laughter] too. You know the diameter. That's it. >> Bunch of dweebs. >> That might be the first thing we all. agreed on today. >> Titties titties. Titties will do it. though. >> They do it. Yeah. They unite everybody.
>> Well, I disagree. >> Titties unify. >> Yeah, it's true. They do. >> Sorry. >> I don't even like titties, man. >> Sorry. >> I like them enough for the both of us. Don't worry about it. >> Anytime I move that mic to your mouth. >> I like balls. >> Huh? >> That's what I like. I like you. Get out. of here, bro. with a [laughter] straight ball. >> I think that's a pretty uh small segment. of the population that prefers balls. over. >> titties. You would be shocked.
>> I feel like titties are pretty. universal. >> Yeah, I think women love titties. >> Women love titties. A lot of women hate. balls. >> How long are the titties? >> Yeah, >> all titties matter. [laughter]. >> I'm telling you, this really He's him, bro. This [ __ ] special, man. Parks is. special, man. >> All titties matter. What's lying? >> Listen, man. >> I know that ass is hitting now, but go. ahead and run out there to LA. >> Hold on. I got somebody for get them. titties, right? >> I know. They keep telling me I have to. wait. That's. >> You ain't got to wait. Girl, get them. titties. >> I need to [clears throat] go somewhere. cuz. >> your little comedian friend will still.
be there when you get out the recovery. house. >> Can you The fact that you always shoot. so low for me? >> What? Homeboy. >> Yes. >> That boy. He funny looking. Why do you. have to go that low for me? You. [laughter] don't never pick nobody upper. echelon. >> Mona, I'm sorry. >> Mona, what? I I got some money for you. >> He got a couple dollars. >> Yeah, he got a couple dollars. >> All right. >> I got some for you, too. >> He. more importantly, [laughter]. >> yo, hopefully y'all have enjoyed this. broadcast as much as we've enjoyed.
delivering it to you. For now, peace, farewell. Adios, Cerey. Aasta la vista. arvois. So long or a simple head nod will. suffice. Remember, life is a series of. moments. and moments pass. So, let's make this. one last as if it's all we have. Uh, last but certainly not least, the. baddies are insecure. The stagnant women. want to travel and the close-minded. women want you to teach them things. Grab your Advil. You might need it. Uh,
what's popping this weekend? What's. popping this weekend? Anything? It's. your baby. >> It's your weekend. [screaming]. You, bro. You got two more things this year. >> I forgot. >> your girl on the way. >> Right back to feeding 100 people. >> I want to ask you something. How much. are you spending this weekend, [ __ ]. >> What a baby challenge. >> Yeah. >> Uh, it's affordable. >> It's affordable. It's not a lot. We. didn't go crazy. >> Like 50. >> 3050. >> It's not important.
>> We doing hots and hams. >> That [ __ ] split 30. >> We doing hots and hams. >> Yeah. Come on, man. [laughter] Come on. >> You don't need me bring a pan of that. Mac over. I got you. No, look at my boy. ears. [laughter] My boy ears get in the. air, boy. Start talking about that Mac. [laughter]. >> Oh, >> is it still no kids? >> Huh? Is it still no kids? >> Yo, man. >> Not sure. Everybody can't get there. Be. like 50 kids. I'll be mad. >> No, no, no, it's no kids. Even though my. mom keep trying to butt it. Did you. invite such and such? Can she bring her.
kids? You ever say. >> I'm trying to find somebody to watch. this boy? >> I'll watch you. >> Yeah. No. No. No, no kids. >> in the car. >> And she got us all dressing up, wearing. the same colored schemes, all this hair. My future might be [ __ ] These pics are. about to look so corny. Yo, >> it's going to look so good. >> So what? >> They not going to look. >> It's all right to be corny, dog. >> But that's not going to look corny. You. know it ain't. >> But it's okay in the baby shower. That. [ __ ] going to look. That's what I'm. saying. You supposed to You should be. corny. >> As long as he not going burp shirt for.
the baby shower, he's straight. >> That ain't corny. >> I tried to do that so bad she wouldn't. let me. You tried to baby the baby. Come. on, bro. >> This [ __ ] is the baby. >> You won't marry the ladies. You can't do. the best. That's why [ __ ] ain't. getting married. >> I hate everything about pictures that. looks like like a plant family moment. >> I hate plant anything. Well, not Planned. Parenthood. >> Magic. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> Planned Parenthood. >> What? >> [ __ ] progressive podcast. >> We were doing so well. >> Planned Parenthood. [laughter] Oh, he.
was crazy. >> Leopard used to be. >> [ __ ] them, girl. [laughter]. >> It used to be such a good time. >> Don't even look up. [laughter]. >> And then the day before my baby's job, I. remember all these people, all all these. aunts that should be there. >> You got your uncle at the. >> Uncle Walter will be there. Yes, Uncle. will be there. Uncle Walter. >> Yo, we have a good We have a good baby. shower. the the rain that was supposed.
to be there today, it's moved. It was. yesterday. So, we gonna have a real good. time, man. Look forward to seeing. everybody. Uh, we got First Choice. DJing. It's going to be good music, good. vibes, good food. >> How late are we going? >> Good people. Not know you and Rim, buddy. Don't you try it. >> Everyone's at the party somewhere. It. was after. party. [laughter]. >> Yo, so I asked my girl a stupid ass. question. I'm like, "Yo, tell me now how. many people you plan on.
being in our house Saturday night after. this. >> after the baby shower?". >> Well, he thought. >> the baby shower not your house. >> Yeah, I got that from you. Huh? >> Hell no. >> Is that a. >> Hold up. Hold up. Ask that again. >> I didn't know that. >> He said the baby shower baby shower at. your house. [laughter]. >> You see a man fry some chicken real. quick. Yo, y'all y'all fix that. Sing. shout in my house. >> Sing your man the invite. >> Are you coming? >> No. He might say something here. I don't. >> He my plus one.
>> You ain't coming. [laughter]. You talking about. >> [ __ ] can't be my plus one. Joey, >> I better not see you nowhere near. That's not true. You can come do a. little comedy set. >> I got you know where it ends. So. >> you took over now. Hey, Tia Kemp ain't. nowhere on socials. All right, fine. Okay. [laughter] Okay. Yeah. Hey, what you going to do, boy? Let's throw your [ __ ]. [laughter] Don't do it. >> Hey, what the [ __ ] you had? >> What the you had to say before when you.
had your social media, [ __ ]. >> And listen, >> there's only one funny light-skinned or. what? >> Listen, [laughter]. as much as that pissed me off her. responses, I wouldn't want that [ __ ] dab. to my worst enemy. Hope she get that. [ __ ] back, man. That petty. She with the. right one. Real [ __ ] I hope you hope it. works out for her, man. >> So, [laughter] you've been telling us. though about. the house. >> I want everybody to know I'm upset about. it. >> Oh, no. She said she said, you know,
soulmate vibe. She was like, "Why would. anybody need to be in our house? It's. from 5 to 10. We see everybody. Everybody go on about their business." I. was like, "Yeah, that's what I was. thinking.". >> Yeah, that's what I was thinking. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Good luck with that. >> That's not going to go that way, bro. >> At all, >> dog. Yes, it will. No, it's not. Her. family was at the door this morning or a. pop. >> Oh, they already a popup. White people. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Tomorrow, right? They leaving from there. to go. >> Why you having to cater? They have no. reason to come over. >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> The only reason my family come is to. cook and to help out. If you see don't. need that kind of help. >> They going to have people pack up. everything. They going to have people. clean up and they getting a cater. So. why are you at my house with a pan of. seafood salad? That's crazy. >> You bringing a seafood salad? I tried. The [ __ ] said, "Keep your ghetto at. your house. >> Bring it to me.". >> I got you. I to bring a pen. You know. I'm a team player, man. >> Mac and cheese. [snorts]. Uh. >> Oh, >> yeah. That's going to be fun. >> This is going to be fun. I'm excited.
I'm looking forward to it. >> That's it, man. Good time. Good vibes. Remember, y'all be safe out there. >> Y'all be careful out there. Whatever you. want. >> You know, [laughter] I wouldn't care. The ice Ice is the type of show at 4:30. >> No, you tell me 5:00. I'll be there at. 5:00. >> Man, >> I'll be there at 5:00. >> All right, I'll be there at 5:00 then. >> Ain't nothing better than a baby. >> I mean, I'll tell her to start getting. ready at like 11:00. Smart. >> smart move. Smart move. >> I'm going to get there around 5:30. >> Oh, I can't wait to see what the missing. pieces.
>> No, she's at I'm going to get there. early so my son can doze off in the car. and then, you know, I come out and check. on him. >> periodically. Make sure he's good. Bring. the crack gummy. They got gummy vi. melatonin. They look just like gummy. >> They taste just like gummy joint. You. give him two of those. All right, I'll. tell you. >> Just feed him through the vent like you. at like a little. bit. >> Y'all should be. >> That [ __ ] buying way in bed. He need. help. >> Oh, this [laughter]. little [ __ ] figure out how to sell the.
gummies. Bring them to school. [laughter]. >> Oh [ __ ] Ag. [laughter]. [laughter].
>> Where else? >> Where else? Joey, would you have a voice. going so crazy? They're always so nuts. Hey [music]. >> JBP [singing] JBP, where would you be. without the JBP? >> If you think I'm here to play around. with y'all, godamn. >> If a [ __ ] still like I ain't make no. money, Burger King. >> Let him go. [laughter].
>> Let him get his. down. Let him get his [ __ ] on. Neutral button.