IHIP News: WTF?! Kash Patel Has INSANE MOMENT in Hearing and He SAYS THIS?!
I think Cash Patel is about to get the. axe. His ass was hauled in front of the. Senate today. And Pumps, I know that. your lungs are on their last leg. And. I'm sorry for about what I'm about to. put you through, but I have Chaa here. Please show the Chaa cam as your. emotional support dog. And listen up. Listen up, listener. Whatever you do, stay with me throughout this entire. video. I'm going to pause, comment, allow Pumps to recover from laughing, and then we will uh analyze it at the. end. Do not back out of this video. Cash.
Patel is toast and here he is getting. roasted by conservative Senator John. Kennedy. Play the clip. >> What? What about the beastiality? >> Same thing. Because the rags wrote it up. in a fashion before I arrived that. address prostitution, beastiality, and. trafficking. They were there before I. got there. They. >> But tell tell me what it said before. >> it. It automatically disqualified any. individual who participated on either.
side of it. Obviously, we are never. going to hire the criminal. >> side of what the beastiality. >> Yes. >> So, you disqualified the animal. >> Well, I don't think we we have great. canines, but we're not going to. disqualify. >> I understand. I I'm trying to understand. why you did this. Why would you even get. into beastiality? We we are not into beastiality, but a. lot of these individuals. >> I know you're not, but you changed you. you you changed. >> but I'm trying to explain it. Hang on. >> You changed the qualifications and.
mentioned beastiality. If if Joe if Joe participated in. beastiality, >> not as the animal but as the human. Pause it. This is the director of the FBI. of the United States of America. being grilled by a a mega [ __ ] senator. Uh because now the FBI has said,
"You didd dogs in the past. No big deal. Come work for us." All right, pick it. back up. >> You think he ought to be qualified, disqualified? If he voluntarily did it, sure. But if he was trafficked into it, >> voluntarily Pause it. Pause it. >> You see you guys, in order to be an FBI. agent, if you screwed the dog and you wanted. it, you can't be an FBI agent.
>> But if you were trafficked into. beastiality, then we're going to let you in the FBI. This is so insane that now the Trump. administration policy is they are. advocates for victims of trafficking. into sexual beastiality, but they are. not advocates for victims of basically. children that have been raped by Jeffrey. Epstein. Resume with the clip. In a lot. of these cases, when human traffickers,
who are some of the worst individuals on. planet Earth, they don't just traffic. you for prostitution, they traffic you. for degrading acts of all kind, and they. force you into that type of conduct. And. some of these individuals would go on to. be law enforcement officers who. qualified to be law enforcement officers. and later applied to the FBI. >> I mean, this this didn't init this these. changes didn't start with you, did they? Somebody came to you and recommended. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And when you saw beastiality, I say this with respect,
the person who recommended it, why. didn't you just say, "What planet did. you parachute in from? Why do I want to. leave?" That was my initial. >> Why do I want to lead with my chin and. get into beastiality? >> That was my initial response, Senator. But they then explained to me and showed. me cases in which people were forced. into it and had applied to the FBI. And. so I thought they should be considered. It's not an automatic. >> cash.
If you were trafficked and you did some. [ __ ] with an animal, but it wasn't your. fault. It's okay. All right. But you. don't have to go down this road and you. don't have to take the United States of. America down this road. All right. Continue with the clip. >> Okay. All right. I think I understand. But you're not telling us today that if. a human being. had sex with an animal. that they can still be an FBI agent.
>> No. >> Are you? >> No, >> they can't be, can they? >> They cannot. >> In fact, they ought to be in jail, right? >> Look at Marsha Blackburn. >> I was just going to say she's not even. paying [ __ ] attention. >> Okay, number one, I'm really. disappointed her hair isn't all ratted. out. >> I know. Me, too. And number two, she is. like, "Oh my god, make it stop because. Okay, finish it out real quick." The. whole clip. >> Yeah. Well, okay. >> All right. So, that was it,
you guys. Okay. That's so nutty. Obviously, um, one of the crazier. things, but what's significant about. that, aside from it just being hilarious. and something that you would think you. would see in a movie, this is our. federal government. I think what's. significant about this, Pumps, and I. want to get your take on it, is the. Republicans work in tandem with. everything to keep this regime propped. up, >> right? >> The fact that Kennedy went in after him.
like that tells me this is the beginning. of the end of Patel. And I think when he. said, "Who came to you with this idea?". I wouldn't surprise me one bit if he was. set up and he's going to take the fall. for this beastiality FBI agents, which. is such a disgrace. I I I just I I can't. The argument there is that that he wants. to allow victims of sex trafficking, which I agree, victims of sex.
trafficking, they're victims and that should never be. relevant. >> But where Kennedy fell short is a. victim, a rape victim doesn't have to. reveal that they were a victim of a. crime. I imagine maybe if on an FBI. application you might have to, but um. that we have a government right now who. every single chance they can show us how. weird sexually they are, they do. every single time. Like every single.
time they they show us how weird they. are. It's so weird because when he's. talking like who came to you I know this. wasn't your idea. Who came to you with. the beastiality issue? Okay, number one, who's the crazy [ __ ] that had the. [ __ ] audacity? I mean, obviously he's. into beastiality, the guy that or girl. that brought it to him. But the fact. that he entertained it, I mean, what a. [ __ ] clown. What a clown. If if. Kennedy if Senator Kennedy knows you're.
a clown, that's [ __ ] embarrassing. And I think you're right. Like I. completely 100% agree. Like this would. not have happened in a vacuum. Kennedy. was just not so offended by beastiality. that he woke up and said, "I'm [ __ ]. grilling cash.". >> And I think what we have to realize here. is MAGA is a uh policy of shock and awe. And they all get together and they go, "Okay, how can we own the libs? How can. we really show people with our. propaganda and our our intentional we.
get to do immoral things and you don't? All of this is by design. All all of. this is the fascist playbook." So they. say, "Okay, we're going to remove if you. were hooker, you can be an FBI agent. If. you were into beastiality, you can be an. FBI agent." Because basically Cash Patel. is trying to draw a distinction there. that I believe the policy doesn't um. allow for. They wanted that headline. We. have lowered standards at the FBI. because Donald Trump ran on we're going.
to drain the swamp, which was a big um. hoodwink because what he's doing is. installing the swamp. He's installing. the most morally depraved people on the. planet. Look no further than the fact. that Cash Patel is the FBI agent. Look. no further than the fact that uh Pete. Hexth is the secretary of war. Look at I. mean look at what's happened to Marco. I. mean and we can just go on down the. list. Christy Gnome shoots the puppy. Uh. husband Big Titty Brian wants to be a. trans bimbo [ __ ] You go on and on and. on. And this is for a normal person. We.
think what are they doing? Why are they. doing this? This is on purpose. This is. by design. This is the fascist playbook. They display this. And then in the. crosshairs of all of this, you have this. guy named little Moses Mike Grinder. Johnson and he has power. Like he he. actually which is so crazy when you. think of powerful people. You just don't. think of Moses Moses Mike Johnson the. little pipsqueak. Right. >> So he's called out um by a reporter on. his hypocrisy. He did a little presser. today. Play the clip.
>> A lot about communism. How is communism. any different from what uh President. Trump is doing of getting equity states. in tech and promising $5,000 checks to. Americans and having equity in steel? >> So, so what the president is. articulating and comes up with creative. ideas all the time. He's the idea. president. And. >> I mean, this guy, this guy could. actually be a guard rail, you know, and. he every day he gets up, Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house of the United. States of America, puts on a master.
class on how to be a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> And so for all of the little right-wing. channels that like to cut us up, cut. this up. MAGA men are [ __ ] They have. power. And instead of using their power. to have integrity, to promote the common. good, to uphold the Constitution, they. use their power to fluff up the ego of a. small penis obese orange man. >> And and the small penis thing is on the.
record. Stormmy Daniels on Jimmy Kimmel. She picked she said. >> personal knowledge. >> And so this is this is MAGA masculinity. This is this is this is why they come. and cut up our episode all the time and. put it and put it on right-wing media. because they can't they can't cut up. Mike Johnson and say look at what a. badass he is. Look at our fighter here. I mean Moses Mike he is a [ __ ] badass. warrior. They can't say that. So instead. they're like look at these crazy. witches.
The liberal white woman. She's just all. the way in the evil. Okay, here's two. things. never won. Cash Patel is like. obviously would wouldn't hire a. criminal. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] The president is a criminal. Full stop. And then here's the deal. Mike Johnson, can you imagine if Joe Biden had said, "If we win the election, we're going to. give everybody $5,000." He would be. just the hypocrisy. But here's the deal. Everybody's like back and forth on the.
$5,000. Trump is never going to give. anybody any money. He keeps all the. money. He takes taxpayers money and he. keeps it. He will never give anybody. $5,000 if they win the election. That is. just simply a farce. It goes with the, you know, we're $2,000 for insurance, $2,000 for Doge. He's never going to give anybody any. money because he keeps it all because. he's a [ __ ] crook and a con man. And. anybody who still believes it, you're a.
dumb [ __ ]. >> It's It's totally true. And here's Mike. Johnson. He's asked about AI companies. and if they should be regulated. Play. the clip. >> If you're Daario or SAM or any of the. big provider, those two lead frontier. labs in the development of AI. And what. happens next? They can self-pol. They. can self-regulate. >> Jesus H Christ. >> Hang on. Don't say anything. This is a. two-part hit pumps. Okay. All right. He. says that self-p policing. Okay. This is.
coming from a man, and I'm about to play. you all a clip. This is the current. speaker of the house, who thinks about. porn so much that he is involved in some. software with his teenage son where his. teenage son gets a notification if the. speaker of the house, little Moses Mike. Grinder Johnson, is on Pornhub or what. have you. Or maybe he googled, remember. Magic Mike? He thought that was. pornographic. >> of the men in their panties, right?
Remember he thought that was porn. >> Play the clip. >> Covenant eyes is the software that I I. we've been using a long time in our. household. It scans every all the. activity on your phone and then it sends. a report to your accountability partner. So my account accountability partner. right now is Jack, my son. Right. >> Yeah. Because that's totally normal that. this. maggots always a tell. What I hear Moses. Mike Grinder Johnson saying there is I. think about porn all the time and it's.
so bad I have to bring my son Jack into. it. I have to think of the most shameful. thing possible to ent trap myself that I. won't do it. >> But Cash Patel in in the FBI, I'm. thinking everybody's there is thinking. about. sex with animals. That's what I think. right now because the the these people. are bizarre AF. These are the people who say we we are. um America is endangered by the white.
liberal woman. I I'm sorry. Are are you. kidding me? Do you think the white. conservative women like Bridget of the. uh Moms of Liberty that had her little. scissor manager? You it what's that? Are you for family. values or before are you for the moms of. liberty scissoring? Because just pick a. lane and let us know because this is. this is this is our government. This is. our government and we are run by little. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson.
and little uh Cash Patel and little Todd. Blanch. And these are very little men. that want to feel big. >> and there they can have all the power, all the titles, all the positions. It. will never fix them. They are. perpetually broken to infinity. >> I just whenever I watch all this stuff. going on, I always think, can you. imagine what the president's office in. France is thinking when they see this. beast? I mean, they're just thinking,
"What the [ __ ] is going on in the United. States for Europeans and people around?". Like, this is so crazy. Like, I did not. have on my bingo card today that Cash. Patel would be defending beastiality. I. just didn't. Like, there's no bottom. There's just no [ __ ] bottom. >> And to your point, for a long time, Europeans have been abundantly aware of. America's crazy Christian problem, right? Um this is not something new for. them that America has a crazy Christian. problem. We are one of the only.
countries in the world that denies. climate change. Right. >> I mean, I think even North Korea, I we. are uh and all of that comes from having. a stupid base that is blindly obedient. that was raised by authoritarian, abusive parents that primed them to go. into these authoritarian abusive. churches and give them all their money. And it primed them to now have their. daddy that they give all their money. buying all the riff raffs and.
knickknacks that he sells. And I think. he's moved on from his gift shop lately. because now he's really able to enrich. himself. But all of this is happening. and all of these people say, "Oh, we're. pro-life. We are so prolife. We are so. pro- family." And uh Senator Elizabeth. Warren is quietly working on exposing uh. things that are really impacting. people's lives and also business. Republicans say they care about. business. Pop this up. Here's what. happened to food safety under Trump and. RFK Jr. in 2024. Project 2025 calls for.
rolling back food regulations, including. baby formula. Um, in 2025, the Food and. Drug Administration workforce is cut by. 20%. The CDC loses 25% of its workforce. USDA eliminates two food safety advisory. committees. FDA suspends critical food. safety and quality checks after staffing. cuts. Foreign food safety inspections. fall by nearly 30%. So, what happens. after they do all that? What happens in. 2026?
>> 12,000 plus sick, 500 plus. hospitalizations and two deaths from. contaminated lettuce. 160 plus foods. recalled so far, including baby formula. This is these are the people that tell. you they care about babies. These are. the people that lie and tell you they. care about babies. And 37.2 2 million. pounds of food recalled in the first. half of 2026, up 2,432%.
from the last year. This is a designed. unforced error. This is on purpose. They. want a sick, poor, dumb electorate. Um, and all the while you have the people. like Riley Gaines and uh uh Erica Kirk. and all of these super duper Christians. that are so worried about a drag queen. and they're so worried about zero trans. uh athletes in the WNBA. Meanwhile, they'll never speak out against this. They will never speak out where it.
matters. And Riley Gaines claims she. cares so much. Katie Miller cares so. much about breeding. Have they ever made. a statement about the um baby formula. being recalled? I don't recall. >> They're all liars. They're all liars. They're all in on the grift. And um we. are really being governed by uh people. that support beastiality in my opinion. People that support child pedophilia. The entire regime in my opinion. Moses. Mike Grinder Johnson, who thinks it's.
wholly appropriate, perfectly normal for. he and his son to be in a porn watch. exchange surveillance program, which is. weird as [ __ ] And then all of that. stuff kind of distracts us because it's. so juicy and and and just breathtakingly. incompetent. And here we have Senator. Liz Warren really pointing out what. they're doing. They're killing people. and making them sick. Well, and you look. at it's just kind of a full circle. moment of the episode because Mike. Johnson's like, we're going to have the. AI people that want to make all the. money. They're going to self-regulate.
And I am confident that all of these. companies that have been providing, you. know, deregulated food and making people. sick and baby formula. I'm sure they. thought they're going to self they're. going to self-regulate because that's a. great [ __ ] idea. >> No, they did it on purpose. They didn't. think they would self-regulate. As I. started that off in 2024, project 2025. calls for rolling back food regulations. And what my conversations with Ruth Ben.
Gillad in these episodes before they do. this on purpose. They want a sick poor. electorate. It's by design. It's a part. of the strongman fascist playbook. I. mean, basically the minec of modern time. is project 2025. I mean that that is. this is a complete dismantling of uh uh. democracy of service uh public safety. checks. This is on purpose. There wasn't. a logical thing going through this. This.
is their desired result. The problem. they're going to run into with this is. they're so stupid and impulsive. At some. point big business is going to go, "Wait, we're losing billions of. dollars." And um so it's just but this. is all by design and we always have to. remember that incompetent people are. hired by design. The beastiality thing. wasn't just incompetence. It's how much. can we show the moral collapse? How much. can we rub it in people's faces? How. much can we flaunt our disrespect for. rules and norms? This is the fascist.
playbook. It's so important that we. always go back. This is by design. As. crazy as it seems, this is what they all. do. God, I mean, I know you're right. I've. heard Ruth Bengat say it's just so. counter But thank you for always. reminding me because it just I try to. apply rational thought to this [ __ ]. Yeah, you can't because it's irrational. Yeah, it it's so irrational. And when. you think what would I do in that. situation? Well, you wouldn't be in that. situation. Um, she would never go work. for a man like Donald Trump. a normal.
healthy functioning person would not. think, "Yeah, I'm going to go work for. this administration after we all saw. January 6 34 fell." So you're so you. have to start with that. >> Yeah. >> All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We will be back. later with more news.
