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Okay, the Republican Trump apalooza. complete disaster freak show mega church. WWE. as bad as you thought it could be it was. worse. Let's start right at the top. Trump is now literally. trying to bribe people to vote. Republican. Play the clip. >> our country, but we're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you win with. us and you get $5,000. It will be called. >> [cheering]. >> the Trump dividend. We'll [laughter]. call it the Trump dividend.

>> Okay, I'm I'm here with two lawyers. right now. Does that seem legal to you. guys? >> Well, I mean it's been done in other. context, but if if. I I I don't think it's illegal. because there there's not the elements. sufficient to establish a bribe back and. forth with all of the American people. 270 million people that he's going to. give $5,000 to, but there's obviously. some other issues with it. Um.

He's done this before. He's done this at. least three or four other times. He's. promised to give money and let's not. forget. the Republicans control the house, they. control the Senate. He's the president. Why now is it that he needs to be. that he offers this money to win the. midterms? What have you been doing for. the past 2 years? I think that's a. better question. >> Yeah, and [snorts] I would just add to. your point. Remember we were going to get a tariff. rebate, right? And we were going to get.

a DOJ rebate. None of those have. materialized. And here's the deal. This. tells me how desperate he is that he. knows how bad it is because he's up. there offering money which he knows he's. never going to give the people, but. that's the Trump and money are the. that's the only thing that speaks to. him, but this just showed me. desperation. That's what I took away. from it. Obviously in that nobody's ever. getting $5,000. >> Yeah, and I think that this is just he's.

just such a blowhard and so is Elon. Musk. All they have to offer anybody is. money and money doesn't mean that much. to them because they don't really have. to work hard to receive it. Elon Musk. gets a bunch of government subsidies, Trump inherits $500 million. He has failed forward his whole life. So. it's just Yeah, you're going to get five. grand. Remember when Elon offered. everybody like $100,000 or some crazy. [ __ ] in Wisconsin and got his ass handed. to him in that election. >> And they're suing him because he never. paid. >> Right. [clears throat]. >> The only thing I want to add to that if.

you're. the American public. who would believe that man at this point. in time? >> 77 million people. >> I know. Is is that not and that shows me. the disconnect between myself and pretty. much half the country. [laughter]. Uh. they think like that and I think like. this. It's spooky. >> It really is. That's the thing. Like him doing this. [ __ ] doesn't surprise me anymore but. that there are people that people that. are clapping like seals. Like, "Oh my. god, yeah, Daddy Trump." That's that's. what's more problematic. >> And the fact that we share space with.

these. >> Oxygen. >> Yeah, that we have to breathe with them, be next to them. >> I know. Okay. Europe, send help, send rescue. >> Okay, moving along. The smoky-eyed sociopath responds to. Trump's bribe for Americans. Play the. clip. >> Mr. Vice President, I heard the Trump. dividend raised some eyebrows. $5,000. for every adult citizen if the house. wins. >> It raised my eyebrows and both hands. went up at the same time. >> But if Republicans win the house,

the American middle class. >> All right, but if Republicans win the. house, $5,000 for every adult citizen. So you do the quick math, that's about. [music] $1.3 trillion. I can hear the critics' heads exploding. They're saying out loud, I guarantee you. President is bribing voters to vote for. Republicans to take over the house. and then he's bankrupting the country. because the deficit and debt is huge and. inflation would come back if this comes. into play. So, how do you answer those. criticisms? >> Well, I say first of all, what the.

president's talking about is. fundamentally a dividend for American. workers. We're taking in an. extraordinary amount of revenue because. the president of the United States is. actually standing up to both foreign. companies, but also foreign countries. who've been taking advantage of. America's workers for pretty much my. entire life. >> Okay. Fox, when you talk about the critics, you need to apply this to yourself. If. Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, anybody stood up there and said, "If the. Democrats win the House, it's a huge. government handout, $5,000 for.

everybody." You guys would be screaming, "These lazy socialist commie that don't. work, that want government handouts.". And now you're like, "You know, the. critics are going to say." And I can. just hear their heads exploding. You are. talking about yourself because this is. insane and your whole mantra, the whole. Trump propaganda, the whole Republican. propaganda is the Democrats do this. [ __ ] government handout. Now, that's. a lie because people have earned their. social security, have earned their.

Medicare, etc. But this is just This is. how it works in this world, Josh, where. you were talking about how do people. listen to this? Because these people believe in nothing. and so they go to Fox to go, "Lie to me. so my house of cards doesn't get broken. down.". >> And if we were to offer something. similar like you pointed out, how is. this not socialism? Under their. definition. Where you're just giving $5,000 to. people. Uh that seems to be counterintuitive to.

everything that they say the Democrats. uh that they have problems with. Democrats for forgiving money away. Um. and I want to point out something that. the Fox host, I think it's Bret Baier. says there. He says, "If Republicans. take back the House." He says that in. that clip. You all have the [ __ ] house. >> [laughter]. >> You've had the Senate. Why didn't you do. this stupid ass $5,000 dividend? Why. didn't you just do it in the first 2. years? It's just a con job and these. people that buy into this [ __ ] Uh.

that's what drives me crazy. Not that. Fox sells it anymore. Not that Trump. sells it anymore. Not that J.D. Vance. says this stupid [ __ ] That doesn't. bother me anymore. It's the fact that. these people. are either so uneducated or so unwilling. to look outside of themselves uh and and. see the truth in what this is. So. >> Angie, what's your take? >> The only thing I would add to this. because you both are right and Jennifer, brilliant point by you. If if the US per J.D. Vance is making so.

much money cuz Trump's not letting. people take advantage of us anymore why. is the deficit going up exponentially. in this term? Why is the. is the United States government. basically insolvent because they're. making so much money? That would be the. mathematical question that I had for. fiscal conservatives. Where is the money. going?

>> But don't you think that's the con of. the whole MAGA thing and and at the. Republican Party. a larger and and a larger scale is that. don't worry. You're in the hands of the. white businessman now. >> Right. And we know money. And we know. business. And because we're in charge, our deficit is a little bit different. than other people's deficits because. we're so good at business. And you get. into this total like mind warp. situation. And when J.D. Vance says. that, when Fox News pitches this, the 77.

million at question. they think, oh, Trump's rich. He must be. really smart with money and and this. whole uh. them against us, Canada against us, all. of these crazy things they go down. This. hits hard with their base because they. think everybody's taking advantage of us. and because Trump has propagandized them. for that for over a decade. And then we have uh Trump has a new. timeline. He has launched a new timeline.

from the war with Iran. So, we've gone. from 2 weeks. to it's going to wrap up it you know, this weekend to we have a deal. You guys. know how the goalposts have moved. Here's the latest take on this. Play the. clip. >> Number third will be plummeting. The. world will be over very shortly after. the election. They're hanging out for. dear life hoping that we lose so they. can deal with dumb, weak Democrats and. they can have their nuclear bomb, but. we're not going to let that happen.

>> I just did the words escape me. because I just cannot to Josh to your. larger point. Him saying this [ __ ] I'm. just so tired of his voice. I'm so tired. of looking at his face. I'm so tired of. his hair. I'm tired of everything and. his hands. You're not going to believe, you know, all this I'm so sick of all of. that. It's the idiots down there. clapping like seals that. that that's the that's the problem. >> Yeah, I don't think anyone in that room.

though is going to be able to split the. atom anytime soon. >> [laughter]. >> We're not We're We're not talking about. the sharpest tools in the in the box. here. So. >> All right. I'm going to move along while. Pams just keep laughing. She had to mute. it you guys because she's laughing so. hard. She's hacking. >> over here. Thanks a lot. >> But this is going to make it worse Pams. for you. This is going to go from bad to. worse for your hacking up a lung and. laughing. Now Trump, as we have been reporting. here, is in his deathbed confession era.

And we've seen a lot of bisexuality come. out of the President of the United. States who's the leader of the uh toxic. masculinity movement. Now he can't stop talking about beating. meat. Play the clip. >> [laughter]. >> But he ran a campaign to beat meat. He. called it beat meat. I don't know what. the hell he meant by that. >> All these white men. >> are going to tell me, "What the hell.

does he. What's the beat meat?". >> [laughter]. >> Okay. So right on the foothills of that. where he's talking about beating meat. Remind you, this is the same president. that gave a microphone a [ __ ] with. striking familiarity and experience when. he was on the campaign trail against. Kamala Harris. This is the same. president who fawns over uh Zoran. Momdani, uh the Saudis, etc. The UFC. fighter where he was like. you know, touching his thigh, going,

"You're too good-looking to do this. Why. What You don't want to mess up your. face.". In this same vein. as he's talking about beating meat. they put up a picture of Hasan [ __ ] in. his panties. Pop this up. They [laughter] pop this up. on the jumbotron. And. you know, there's so much gaying out. going on with this stuff. And then of. course a lot of these women, you know, that were there you know, behind Trump,

they're probably just like, "Oh my god, yeah.". >> I didn't know men had abs. >> So they put that up at the Republican. convention, which I want to remind. everyone, when these people get together. there are outages on a particular gay. website called Grindr, an app called. Grindr. And it's whether it's Charlie Kirk's. funeral or what wherever they go. And so. of course, what happened last night. is no exception. So we have the. president talking about uh.

beating meat. Uh this meat beating. that's going on, which I think we all. know what that means. He's trying to. play possum on the situation, but you. know, whatever. >> Whatever. >> We've got Hasan [ __ ] in his panties up. there, you know, and everybody's. probably I mean, I hope Matt Schlapp. wasn't there, cuz you know, he's. probably just. >> Schlapp went to the bathroom. >> missing this thing. >> [ __ ] world. >> Matt Matt Mercedes Schlapp, that picture. pops up. Mercedes is probably like, "Oh. god, here we go again. Matt Schlapp's. going to start grabbing testicles.

again.". But let's pop up the next headline. Grinder outage reports are surging in. Dallas on day one of the Republican. midterm convention. >> Never fails. >> You go first, Bumps. >> You go, Bumps. >> It It just It never fails. It never. [ __ ] fails. These men like to go to. these conventions so that they can get. on Grinder and lie to their wives and. then go home and go to the altar and. pray and do all that [ __ ] but like.

this is a pattern. One time is an. incident. We are talking a pattern. They're Republicans. The reason they talk about being gay is. because they are gay, but they don't. want to admit it. But yet, Grinder. goes down everywhere they go, like. clockwork. >> Yeah, it does. It It this. this seems to be. their whole ethos is, "We're such tough. guys. We're such great men. Look at the. men in our party, Donald Trump. You.

know, he's uh uh. grabbing the UFC fighter's leg, telling. him how hot he is. He's trying to give a. microphone a [ __ ] He's talking about. beating meat. He's changing his hair. color. He's listening to Phantom of the. Opera. He's laser-focused on his. interior design projects. I mean, this. old queen, are you kidding me? And then. we're popping up photos of Hasan in his. panties, which I'm sure got uh support. across both genders. in the party. and then you know God only. knows what's happening to Matt Schlapp.

this morning. I'm sure it's the spin out. of all spin outs and then of course they. want to fetishize the very community. that they marginalize all day every day. with their laws with their rhetoric. because they believe in nothing. They. don't even believe in themselves and so. all of these disgusting Republicans that. want to be sanctimonious during day and. talk about Jesus and family values and. we're a Judeo-Christian nation and all.

of this utter [ __ ] that they. weaponize. And at night it's Hasan [ __ ] and. panties and Grindr you know till. midnight and I'm sure they're probably. doing blow and poppers and all sorts of. [ __ ] I mean they're we are governed by. D L demon queens. >> I I think we need to ask Hasan. I I. think there's an argument to be made. that Hasan actually caused the Grindr. >> [laughter]. >> And and so I think we want to ask him. how he feels about that. If he takes any.

responsibility cuz I looked at that. picture and then immediately the Grindr. added chat. >> I'll text him and see if we can get him. on here. This is going to be a. three-part series today by the way. There's so much [ __ ] in this. This is. just part one and in a few hours we're. going to we're going to drop part two. I'm going to go ahead and. text the commie. panty-wearing Hasan [ __ ] and see if he. can hop on. Josh you can ask him that. question later. >> I I do want to make one other point. though and and this is what we talked. about this yesterday. When you have a party that has zero.

policies. what you do is you either have a. boogeyman, a straw man, or as Trump did. yesterday you offer everybody [ __ ]. money. [laughter]. Uh well it's a bigger picture here. They. they don't have any other policies and. they've had complete control of both. houses and the executive branch and the. Supreme Court for that matter. So uh. we run into that in Oklahoma a lot where. people are bitching about their lives, they're unhappy, uh and you've got no one to blame but. Republicans. You can't make an argument.

that Biden had anything to do with this. The Democrats don't have any power in DC. right now. So, why is he doing this 2. years in? Because they have zero. policies and zero plans. >> I think that's exactly right. All right, subscribe to our channel, like this. video, drop us a comment. We'll be back. later with part two of fuck-a-palooza. >> [music].