IHIP News: Trump THROWS Things At INSANE Presser As World Leaders ICE HIM OUT! His Brain is COOKED!
All right. Yesterday there was just an. obscene off the rails. This guy is. mentally cooked presser before he leaves. to go to Davos. Um, and everybody knows. who I'm talking about. This first clip. is so insane. Uh, yesterday Pumps and I. were talking about like programming for. the podcast. I was like, I don't want to. do any more of like Trump's stupid press. conferences. She was like, I agree. We're all so sick of that. Well, then of. course he outcraies himself. And we're. going to show you all this because I.
think it's important that this be. injected into the record and that all of. us in this community, the I hipsters, that we understand that this guy's going. to continue to do this every single day. The Republicans and corporate Dems and. European allies that are complicit in. this at this point are the problem. He's. predictable. that his unpredictable. press conferences have become. so predictable. But so here he is. completely off the rails. This is a.
little over a minute. His presser. yesterday was two hours. But listen to. how insane this is. Play the clip. >> In my area in Queens, I grew up in. Queens. We had a place called Creedmore. Creedmore. Did anybody know that? Creedmore. It was a big I said, "Uh, mom, why are those bars on the. building?" I used to play little league. baseball there at a place called. Cunningham Park. He was quite the baseball player. You. wouldn't believe. >> I'm sure he was.
>> I said to my mother, "Mom, she would be. there. Always there for me." She said, "Son, you could be a professional. baseball player.". >> For sure. >> I said, "Thanks, Mom." I said, "Well, those bars on the windows, big building, big. powerful building. It loomed over the. park, actually.". She said, 'Well, people that are very sick are in that. building. I said, 'Boy, I used to always look at. that building and I'd see this big.
building, big tall building. It loomed. over the park. It was sort of now that I. think it was pretty unfriendly site, but. [snorts] I I'll never forget I don't. know if it's still there because they. got rid of most of them, you know, they. the Democrats in New York, they took. them down and the people live on the. streets now. That's why you have a lot. of the people in in California and other. places, they live in the streets. They. took the mental institutions down. They're expensive. But I'd say, why does. that building have those bars? Boy, it.
didn't. It wasn't normal. You know, you're used to looking at like a window. But this one, you look at all this. steel, vicious steel, tiny windows, bars. all over the place. Nobody was getting. out. It's called the mental institution. That was an insane asylum. >> Okay. designated Antifa as. >> designated Antifa. Okay, I have a. theory. Everybody knows that Pumps and I. fancy ourselves armchair psychologist. because we ourselves have had so much. therapy over the years. I think part of.
this story is true. I think he was in. the park with his mother. I think he. sucks at baseball because we all know. he's not athletic. And I think his mom. said, "You're crazy. And if you're not a. good boy, you're going to end up in an. insane asylum." Because you know how. I've told you guys, old people, they. just start leaking like a civ about what. the problems. Here he is talking about. his childhood and it links his lack of a. athleticism which he feels very insecure. about. It links his obsession with his. insane asylum and it also links clearly.
he's got mommy daddy issues. And beyond. that, beyond the psychological deep. dive, this is the American president. This is the president of the United. States. You guys, we are so cooked. because he is so cooked. And right now, the stock market is crashing. And this. is an opportunity to where you see that. within the Republican party, Trump has. 90% support. Well, the cultists that. don't have 401ks will stay the course. These country club Republicans that I.
like to beat up on all the time, the. most morally bankrupt people in the. United States of America, they will all. of a sudden go, "Oh my god, I can crit. critically think now. This is beneath. the dign dignity of the Oval Office. As. soon as it affects their pocketbook, that willful lack of critical thinking. and their willful denial will completely. turn off because these people have the. ability to do that. You kind of stole my. theory. My theory was that he knows he's.
failing all these cognitive tests. So, he knows that he's headed and needs to. be in a mental institution somewhere. deep inside. And so he's telling you. this. That that was my theory. So you. kind of stole it, but it was just a. little different. Okay, moving along. He is still laser. focused on Norway. And he just like he. cannot understand the difference between. those seeking asylum and an insane. asylum. He cannot people have tried to.
explain it to him. This has been going. on for years. He cannot understand that. the Nobel Peace Prize headquarters are. in the country of Norway. But the. country of Norway has nothing to do with. the prize. Much like the Oscars, the. Oscars are housed in the United States. of America. The United States government. doesn't control who wins the Oscar yet, but I'm sure that old queen uh over at. the Kennedy Center center and uh this. old queen running the um White House.
will probably have input on that. But. here he is laser focused on this Nobel. Peace Prize, which we're never going to. hear the end of. Never. >> Should have gotten the Nobel Prize for. each war. But I don't say that. I saved. millions and millions of people. And. don't let anyone tell you that Norway. doesn't control the shots, okay? that it's in Norway. Norway controls the. shots. They'll say, "We have nothing to. do with it." Uh, it's a joke. They've. lost such prestige. Got all That's why I.
have such respect for Maria doing what. she did. She said, "I don't deserve the. Nobel Prize." He does. When she got it, they named They said, "Wow, that's. amazing. I thought President Trump would. get it." President Trump des. >> Okay, this is a prime example. She gave. him the award, the thing that he wants. more than anything on the planet. Mind. you, a black man earned it on his own. He has to have somebody come give him. his. And this is a prime example that. nothing will fill him up. Nothing will. fix him. I would even say that next.
year, let's say that Norway and. everybody just went apeshit bananas and. they were like, "F it. Everybody's. appeasing this guy. I want to appease. him, too. Let's give him eight peace. prizes." he would still be bitter about. this one. >> Nothing will fix him. Nothing will fix. this man. To quote his niece Mary Trump, "Too much is never enough." But here's. the thing about this. Like, if you're. that in love and dying to have sloppy.
seconds and you're not embarrassed by. the fact that you're getting sloppy. seconds, again, I don't know what to. say. If you won an award and I you said, "Angie, I want you to have the award." I. would say, "It's yours. I don't want you. to have it because I don't want sloppy. seconds. I think of myself as better. than sloppy seconds." He. doesn't. He's happy to take sloppy. seconds. Look at this conversation. What.
this is reduced to. We're talking about. the president of the United States. And. if I gave Angie award, she wouldn't take. it. or she gave me an award. I wouldn't. take it. We're podcasters. Okay, this is. the president of the United States. His. brain is cooked. He's mentally ill. He. clearly has Alzheimer's, dementia, whatever. Um, he's really not that. bright. He's failing his cognitive. exams. And the fact that he's even. talking about cognitive exams, all of. this just makes me so goddamn mad at Joe.
Biden and um Meritt Garland. I could. take my computer and bang it. That. something about people when they get in. power, this whole country over party and. country over personality and all this. stuff, it's such on either. side. We saw what happened on January 6. He was this crazy then. He's running. around with the My Pillow guy doing. crazy stuff. The My Pillow TV channel is. in there asking him questions. And.
this he's going to continue to do this. He's gonna continue to not be filled up. by losing the Nobel Peace Prize. I want. to remind you, we're talking about the. president of the United States. Like, he. ran for a very serious job that is going. to require a lot of criticism, a lot of. wins, a lot of losses. You have to have. thick skin and be smart and emotionally. stable to be able to do this job. And. again, we're all reduced, not just Pumps. and Me, but everybody's reduced to. having these regressive conversations.
like it's 10. And it's it's just. completely unacceptable. And he's going. to do this every single day. He's going. to wake up, go to the podium, throw. grenades at his own legacy, at the. United States of America, at the country. we've built for 250 years. Everybody's. pulling all of their investments, dumping bonds, dumping treasuries. Everybody is dumping the American. dollar. And at this point, I want to. talk about the people that are appeasing.
him. The appeasers. They are the. fundamental problem because they've seen. this press conference and here he is. with wrestling with a giant paper clip. and a print out of his accomplishments. Play the clip. >> Here's the book. These are all things we. have. I'm going to read a few of the. samples, but look at this. These are all. Each line is something that we did. Nobody did that before. And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we. have the hottest country in the world.
Okay, this is just he is so cooked. I. mean, his brain is mush and he's sitting. there with his print out flipping. through it. He didn't say anything of. significance throwing papers around. You. know, this is the Democrats. You guys, I. am going to lose my mind that there are. are not groups of centrists, progressives, leftists standing together.
and targeting. alleged moderate Republicans on the. microphone calling them out and saying, "This is 25th Amendment time. Our dollar. is tanking. uh Canada and everybody is. retrieving to China while this man is on. the global stage whining about not. winning a trophy. China is saying, "Hey, we understand your former partner is um. being difficult. We're open for. business, >> right? >> Come do business with us." So all you. country club Republicans that are able.
to vote against the people you love in. your lives that may be marginalized. because you care about money more than. you do your family members andor friends. that are from a marginalized group. He. just effed you. He just effed you just. like he does everybody else. There's. going to be no quick fix to this because. he's so mentally unstable. [snorts] Well, and you look at what he. we heard that Tulsi Gabbard was going to. give briefings about national.
intelligence through a Fox News type. style hit because he can't read it. Famously during his criminal trial in. New York, they had somebody running. around printing stuff in the courthouse. to tell him how great he was so he could. sit through the trial like an adult. Last week he had a meeting with somebody. and had a binder full of his. accomplishments. He has to hold his. accomplishments because he's that. insecure. And I dare say there.
are not a full page of of. accomplishments other than like uh we've. stopped windmill growth. Okay. Well, that's bad. We changed it to Gulf of AM, you know? I mean, it's just like the it. it makes no sense. like he doesn't have. any accomplishments. And what is wrong. with somebody that has to have somebody. running them around and tell them how. accomplished they are? Is that a big. boy? Is that a high tea alpha male? No.
It's the teeny tiniest of littlehanded. little man insecure person. And he's our. president. >> And again, I'm going to bring this back. to you guys. He's going to consistently. have these grievances that he rolls out. I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. um I. look at all these lists that my um staff. prepared. Look at this big thick book. and he's going to throw it around like. an old queen listening to Phantom of the. Opera and he's going to not understand. the difference between those seeking. asylum and a sane asylum. He doesn't.
care that people don't have health care. He has no health care plan. This is. going to be every day wake up. He walks. to the podium. His brain is cooked. His. brain is mush. He's morally depraved. He. goes to sleep. He rage tweets all night. He gets up and he repeats it. This is. his normal. This is the only stability. we're gonna have as far as the executive. branch. We can sit here and pull our. hair out by the root and have the same. episode every morning all day long. The. focus at this point must be the people.
that are appeasing him, the people. around him that are going along with. this. obviously uh Pam Bondi um all of. the people in his cabinet, but why are. the Democrats oftentimes voting for this. agenda? Why are the Democrats when we. are really have them by the balls during. the government shutdown? Why are we. appeasing this administration? And. that's something that we really are. going to have to reconcile with because. this man is predictably unpredictable.
It's the same old tired story just like. this. Here he is laser focused on the. 2020 election. He will never shut up. about this. >> All allowed in here by an open border. policy of the worst president in the. history of our country. A man that. didn't win the election, by the way. Got. it's a rigged election. Everybody knows. that now. And by the way, numbers are. coming out that show it even more. plainly. >> It's just a lie. >> We caught him. >> We caught him. >> No, you didn't. So, I just want you to.
know that it's uh it's a terrible it's a. terrible thing. >> There he is throwing on the floor. again. >> The book on. >> Okay, we've seen this. So, I don't know. if he's tranquilized. um in addition to all of the other. mental shortcomings that he has. But the. problem that we have here is you think. about all these country club Republicans. that talk about the Constitution. They. talk about the dignity of the office.
Think about the Senate majority leader, John Thoon, and he is watching this. Any. Republican that is going along with. this, the Republican party, MAGA at. large, country club, uh, Republican. voters that go along with this now. until forever have zero credibility. Zero. They have zero credibility because. they don't believe in anything. They. don't believe in anything. They want.
this power so bad and this childlike. impulse to own the libs, this childlike. impulse to say, "Oh, we did it. You. know, we're able to get up here." And. then they're so blinded by their own um. uh insatiable pursuit of power and. racism. And you know, you put pronouns. in people's bios and DEI made us feel. crazy and neutered that they're willing. to tank the entire country, including. their own 401ks, for this little.
short-sighted moment. And so, this man. is going to continue to be this way. He's going to continue to be a two to. three trick pony, Nobel Peace Prize, 2020 election, I'm the greatest, hottest. thing on the planet. That That's it. That's his shtick. That's all he has. It's going to continue. The Democrats, you still have your voice. You might. have the minority, but you have your. voice. Every single day, there should be.
a resistance press conference wherein. you select some vulnerable Republican in. the House or in the Senate, in a purple. county, in a purple district that you. laser focus on. Do something. do. something about this. We are podcasters. We talk about all this time. We don't. have power. But you actually do. And you. could start putting pressure on these. people. And you could say, "It's. interesting that Senator XYZ says this. because in the cafeteria the other day,
he was bashing Trump. These people are. all liars. They're all conmen. They're. going along with this and they. don't give a about America. Get. aggressive. For God's sake, we don't. need Corey Booker talking about giving. ICE more money for better training when. the ICE trainer is the one that shot. somebody in the face and then called her. an effing So, this is. unoriginally. predictably predictable. I mean, this is. what this man does every day. Democrats.
do something different. We are begging. you, begging you to have a resistance. All right, like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news.
