IHIP News: Trump THROWS TANTRUM After Courts DESTROY His Ballroom Plans! Kristi Noem BANKRUPT?!

There's a lot of new stories that slip. through the cracks, but not on our watch. here at I Hip News. Our producer Ryan is. here to present. what could be forgotten news stories to. Pumps and me. We have no idea what these. are. Ryan presents the news. Ryan, what. do you have for us today? Today we're starting with the meeting of. two brilliant minds, Dr. Oz and Don Jr. It's a clip that went viral this week. Kylie, play the clip. It's that weekly. in the Oval Office. He'll He'll pepper. Bobby and I usually with the meetings.

together. So he'll first start off with. you know candy bars, that little candy. jar he'll call it. He'll hit the red. button. And then come the diet soda. pops, which is your dad argues that diet. soda is good for him because it kills. grass. It's poured on grass, so. therefore it must kill cancer cells. inside the body. So. Yeah, I mean I you know, I mean. Yeah, that's that's good stuff. I sent. this article to my mom, you guys, this. video, and I asked her, "Mom, what do. you think of this?" And of course Linda, my mother, comes out with a banger. She.

says, "He has the nuttiest beliefs. He. doesn't read or listen to anybody. He. thinks exercise waste waste the energy. stored in one's body. Demented and. raving mad. Hopefully he will be removed. from office after the midterms." So, shout out to Linda for completely. nailing the response to that. And Trump. does have the nuttiest beliefs. He. doesn't read. He doesn't listen to. anybody. And he's surrounded by a. medical doctor who repeats that as. though it's cute. Right. Like [snorts].

any other president, you would say "Oh. my gosh, he said that. Please don't tell. anybody. We know that sounds crazy.". Like just do not repeat that. And these. two bozos get on there and act like it's. a medical miracle. I can't believe how stupid. the people that support him are. It. really is. Like every day I'm like, "These people are so dumb. They're so dumb.". Yeah, and the thing is is is I don't. think Dr. Oz is dumb. What's What's more.

troubling for me are the amount of. people that suspend critical thinking. and suspend intelligence to kiss the ass. of a man who has the most. well-documented documented fragile ego. on the planet. Smart people that concede. their intelligence to assuage his. toddler-like feelings. That's that's the. autopsy of this. I mean that's that's. really what's so damning about the whole. thing. But I also think a lot of people. in MAGA are dumb.

I I don't want to I don't want to not. say that because I know I know a lot of. them are. Especially his son, dumb, that's sitting there next. >> to say "I'm leading the charge." Yeah, dumb and dumber, the sons. Yeah, they. are dumb. Okay, what's the next news. story? The next story, we know that TMZ. has launched a DC bureau. They asked. Lindsey Graham about his fairy wand, and now they're getting pushback from. some people on Capitol Hill. Play the. clip.

Seriously, you've been there three and a. half days. How's it been? I mean, where. do I start? It's like I walk into a. cafeteria and. >> Shut the up. Why do you start. there? >> Oh my gosh, mean people. Mean people. So they're not being welcomed, I guess. you could say. I love it. I think I thought that. sounded like Lauren Boebert first and. foremost. And. I love the work that TMZ is doing. I. think they need to start get like 100. burner phones, 100 burner Grindr. accounts, and do the Lord's work. I.

mean, the Pope is carrying his part, which I'm. >> Right. plot twist I never saw that this atheist. is like totally pro-Catholic right now. And so I think we need to really get. dirty. We need to be more radical in our. takedown of MAGA. I think TMZ is doing. incredible work here because Lindsey. Graham, Ted Cruz, these people are. fundamentally. ass-kissers. I don't even think you could say beta. males. It's like a zeta male, pathetic people that bend the knee to.

this toddler. Yeah, and it's a long time coming. You. see all this salacious that goes on. in Washington. I would This is just it's. arrived and I'm glad it's here because. these people say one thing during the. day, they parade around like peacocks. with all their moral, family, godly. values. >> [snorts]. >> And then the they do at night would. just set your hair on fire. So good for. TMZ. Okay, Ryan, what's next? >> Next we have an update on the ballroom.

So it was pitched as, you know, a place. for world leaders to meet, but it's also. apparently now a military and national. security imperative. Kylie, if you can. pop this up. So he posts this long post. on Truth Social as he does. It reads in. part, "Quote, bomb shelters, a. state-of-the-art hospital and medical. facilities, protective partitioning, top. secret military installations, structures and equipment, protective. missile-resistant seal, columns, roofs,

and beams, drone-proof ceilings and. roofs, military-grade venting, and. bullet, ballistic, and blast-proof. glass. The ballroom is deeply important. to our national security, and no judge. can be allowed to stop this historic and. military imperative project.". This just enrages me. This enrages me. Number one, I've heard him say "Oh well, I mean, we need this so badly." No, we. don't. The only person that needs this.

is you because you're going to bear. burrow your fat ass under the White. House and not leave, and who's going to. come get you out? Nobody wanted this. We. don't need this. It's money that is. being wasted because his fat ass knows. how unpopular he is, and I believe he's. going to probably drop dead in the. bunker, and nobody can get his fat ass. out. Or he's going to be on life support. down there. This is the craziest thing. I've ever heard.

I just him feigning. national security and. it's just this whole presidency is so. nauseating. The amount of people that. are okay with this man's behavior. The. amount of people that are okay with. having an unhinged insurrectionist. pedophile protector as president of the. United States. These are it's a crime. syndicate the federal government is now, an incompetent one led by a really. bizarre, pathetic little man that has.

gotten too much attention his entire. life. And this over-enabling of him has. created this. And now you have these 77. million people that voted for this man, and I just I will never, as long as I. live, understand how people can go. "I love freedom. I love the founding. documents. I love America." And then. they see what he did on January 6th, and. all those flea bags beating up cops with. fire hydrants and American flag sticks. with a little Nazi flags and all their.

racist And then they go and vote. for this guy again. And And so many of. them have just tripled down. They just. will not seat it. I mean, surprisingly though, a lot of the. podcasting bros are. But them, too. Yeah. Okay, next we have We like to stay, you. know, up to date on the status of Kristi. Noem. So we have an update on her role. as special envoy for the Shield of the. Americas. Kylie, [laughter] if you can.

pop this up. So a new Trump admin. created, quote, fake government role for. Kristi Noem specifically to prevent her. from entering the Senate race in South. Dakota because they consider her a. liability and don't want her to have. power or influence, according to Punch. Up. So Punch Up is the Substack of the. Daily Beast. Well, I mean, I just I. um. Kristi Noem, I I.

Maybe she was going to run for Senate. I. think my personal explanation is that he. made the. position for her so that she wouldn't go. tattle. And then I think people in the Trump. regime leaked Big Titty Brian stuff so. that they could be like, "Look, we've. got more stuff on you. You were not to. tattle as to all of the crimes that. Stephen Miller told you to commit." I. bet Stephen Miller. is the one who outed Big Titty Brian. There's no way the federal government.

doesn't know that They vet people. for this kind of like you wouldn't. believe. And Big Titty Brian's out there. telling this dominatrix he wants to. marry her, and he wants to be a trans. and all of these things, which I. want Big Titty Brian to be a trans. if that's what he wants to be. It's a. free country. I don't care. What I care. about is Kristi Noem and her godly. marriage, and the hypocrisy, and the way. they demean, ridicule the LGBTQ+. community when Big Titty Brian's a.

freak. I mean, and I Wave your freak. flag, Big Titty Brian. I don't give a. It's the hypocrisy. I want to. shame these hypocrites. And I'm so glad. that that happened, and this is why I. want TMZ to step up the work. Agreed. I. mean, this was made This story was made. for TMZ. Here's I want to just add a. little tidbit that I read. I read that Kristi Noem, who has been. flying around on private jets with beds. and doing all this crazy.

>> [snorts]. >> that she is ass deep in debt and dead. ass broke. And I'm like, "Congratulations. This is exactly what. you deserve.". But I I've also read that she and Corey. Corey Lewandowski were like. double-dipping on all of these. >> Yeah, the pay-to-play. that they were. enriching themselves. So who's your. source that she's broke? Um it was in an. article. Okay, so Kylie just found found. it, pumps. From the Independent and then. AOL recycled it. Kristi Noem and her.

husband racked up millions in debt. prior to her political ascent. and his bimbofication. scandal report. So this is prior to her. getting in the Trump regime. Now I have. read since then that she and Corey. Lewandowski. that there was a lot of. paid to play double dipping personal. enrichment stuff going on. So it'll be. interesting. to find out if there if there are free. and fair elections in the midterms,

which I hope there are. And a huge blue tsunami. The oversight committee, I want to be. relentless in this. Relentless. Relentless. I also read an article that. Big Titty Brian went to rehab for 40. days, a Christian rehab. Oh, well that's. going to help. And you know how Kristi Noem was. claiming that she was blindsided by all. of this. Well this was I think he went. to rehab a few years ago. Kylie, if. you'll find the article on that. And.

he she would have known about it. >> Of course. Cuz he went away for like 40. days and it kind of sounded the rehab. kind of like gay conversion slash. and I don't know I mean I don't know. what his sexual orientation is and I. really don't care. That makes no. difference to me. But he went to some. godly thing which I'm sure made the big. titty worse. I bet he went to rehab. like a C and came out a triple D. You know, because those pray that pray. the freak away or pray the gay away. Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband.

reportedly entered sex rehab program in. January. She knew about that. I'm telling you who leaked this, my. working theory, Stephen Miller leaked. it. I think it's a great theory. Cuz she. knows all cuz he runs DHS and so she did. everything at his behest. Okay, next we. have a story about one of the remaining. women in this cabinet who's not covered. as much as a lot of the other crazies. Kylie, if you can pop this up. So. education secretary Linda McMahon used.

AI generated photo in post honoring Ida. B. Wells. And we have the photo, Kylie, if you can pop it up. So this is from. Truth Social. Her post. #herstoryinaction. The way to right wrongs is to turn the. light of truth upon them. Ida B. Ida B. Wells. She used her voice to expose. injustice, defend truth, and demand. change. This was a time when doing so. could cost her life. Ida B. Wells became. one of the most influential voices.

against injustice in American history. Why teaching history matters. And at the. bottom it notes that this photo was. It says photo by Gemini, which is. Google's. AI. I just thought it was interesting that. the education secretary is posting AI. generated photos of, you know, Well and also she's sitting there going, you know, this is why we need history. you're the one that wants to pull. all the funding from the school. So.

please spare us about history. This. administration is trying to rewrite. history. So Linda McMahon, with all due. respect, shut the up. And she also her husband is knee deep. into sexual scandals and it is a feature. of anybody surrounding President Trump, not a bug, a feature that they are. either sexual abusers themselves or. enablers, excusers, and apologizers.

for sexual abuse. Furthermore, anybody. in the Trump regime acting like they are. for civil rights Right. is. insulting upon arrival. It is a. diabolical sense of gaslighting while. they on the one hand are removing civil. rights displays in museums and public. parks and then she has the audacity to. trot that up like she gives a We. know you're a racist, Linda. I can tell.

just by looking at you. But I further. know that based on corroborating. evidence that you went to go work for a. racist, Donald Trump, in the most modern. day racist. presidency. Like it's insane. Donald Trump is 50, 60. years back and the the degradation of. civil rights and black. history in this country is something. that has always been way sub par. And now he's taking it back even.

further. Yeah. And one thing I just wanted to show, um, note for Linda McMahon, she was prior to. entering the administration, she was. um, CEO of WWE and she made many appearances. and I just I. thought it would be unfortunate if I. didn't play this clip of her from WWE. This is the perfect video for the Trump. administration. This is exactly who they are. >> [laughter]. >> Look at her. It looks like she's giving.

the guy head. A upside down. Her. boss is the guy who's at the UFC fight. hitting on the fighter. because we're in our deathbed confession. era. And [snorts] it's just TMZ, work harder. Get these burner accounts going. Like. it's literally the most patriotic. patriotic thing that we could possibly. do is to out the hypocrisy. of all of these sanctimonious faux MAGA. Christians who want to sit around and. fight with the Pope. Well everybody.

knows what little smokey eyed JD Vance. does every night. I guarantee you he. goes home. He puts on red lipstick. He. smudges it. He really gets the eyeliner. out. He creates a smokey eye. Puts a. feather boa on and he sings in the. mirror. You know he does. I can see it. I know he has a trunk in his He's dying. to do this and I want to live in a world. I want to liberate little smokey to be. able to do this. And poor Big Titty. Brian, look at what happens. Well you. know, he's I think he fell in love with.

it. an only fans model. I mean, you know, that's just. >> [laughter]. >> Big Titty Brian. I I mean, come on. >> [laughter]. >> You know, it's the guy that falls in. love with the hooker. You know, my God, these people are just. so broken. I I one more clip I. want to add to this and I want to remind. everybody as Kylie finds this and gets. it prepared to show the viewer. that Lauren Boebert was in a screening.

of Beetlejuice. vaping and performing a on. somebody. Lauren Boebert is also a big. MAGA Christian and um, you know, talks about how people should. behave and all of these things. So here. she is outside of Congress. and she's being interviewed. I don't. even know what it's about, but I thought. her response was hilarious. Yeah, go to church, find Jesus. Like I. mean, why is everybody SO HORNY HERE?

>> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> I DON'T KNOW, LAUREN. WHY IS EVERYBODY. SO horny in Congress? Why are you so. horny? Why are you giving handjobs at. Beetlejuice matinee? Like what's going. on there? It's just unbelievable. how. awful these people are. Just awful. All. right, that's all we have. Everybody. have a fantastic weekend and we will see. you all soon.