IHIP News: Trump SUFFERS HEALTH EMERGENCY at Presidential Library in WORST APPEARANCE YET!

President Fatax has been extremely busy. today humiliating the United States of. America right before the birthday. And. [snorts] Kylie and Ryan have vigilantly. been watching this, so you don't have. to. Kylie, can you give us an update? >> I can. Watching this is like watching. like Don's dementia tour. 250 celebration. I mean, this man is. roaming around Teddy Roosevelt's new uh. presidential library {slash} museum. {slash} center, as Trump keeps saying.

And we're going to start with this clip. where Trump is interacting with like a. hologram of Teddy Roosevelt. >> A president faces storms most people. never see. Keep your nerve and remember the nation. comes first, you'll get through. >> I know you know that feeling yourself. >> Well, I appreciate those words. Those. words are fantastic, and. I just want to say to my viewers today, >> [laughter]. >> we are making a little bit of a tour. some of the fantastic [snorts] things. you've done.

>> Like, what the [ __ ]. >> Of course, he's he's flattered by the. >> [laughter]. >> Teddy Roosevelt. You see, [snorts] the. thing about this This is something that. his aide, or one of the I believe she's. special assistant, Margo Martin. She's also one of the these girls who. >> [laughter]. >> who's all always. who's always following him around. She. chose to post this on Twitter. >> Right, she didn't have to. There was no. guidance there.

>> at his best. >> They thought, "Winner.". What's interesting is Margo got in. trouble and had to delete a video just I. think this week because he looked like. an old man shuffling around. And also. >> He is an old man shuffling around. >> Well, we have proof of that. >> Right. >> Also coming up. >> Yep, and. >> his hands. >> Yeah, so here he looks like [ __ ] at this. event. So, here's his hand that is just. absolutely rotting from the inside out. And he's got Look at how little his. fingers are, you guys.

They're so swollen.". And then here he is. He had to listen to this Teddy Roosevelt. speech, and he had to stand still for. maybe like 10 minutes. We thought he was. about to keel over. He is sweating. I. mean, something is wrong with this man. God, he looks like [ __ ] No wonder he. wears all that makeup. I've been saying. he looks like [ __ ] without makeup. I. look like [ __ ] without makeup. It's. fine, but I'm not trying to prop up that. I'm 6'3", 250 lb, and can go eight.

rounds with a UFC fighter, or whatever. the [ __ ] they're called. Okay, in this next clip is one of my. favorites. It's something we've been. watching here at I Hip that he is kind. of turning on like Don Jr., and maybe. pitting his sons against them, and maybe. favoring Eric or the other one more. So, he's done this before. He's talking. about how bad he wants a congressional. medal. >> I said, you know, I want to give one to. myself, but they tell me I'm not allowed. to. My son over here, my both of them. I said, "Fellas, I'd love to give one of. them to me.

What have I done that where I deserve. it?" And they couldn't think of. anything. So, I'm not happy with them today. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, I hate to go off topic, but can we. put that back up? What is going on with his ass? What is that? The kick The kick pleat in the back, like. >> [laughter]. >> what? What if he had letters pants? I. know that Natalie Harp, the assistant. {slash} hospice nurse, is not far. behind. She He needs a new diaper. It.

She is a hospice nurse. That seals it. I. know there's a wild conspiracy with the. bag. Look at his ass. Oh my gosh. Look what is back there. And. do you all remember the Fox News. interview where he sat on a towel? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> on the like couch. >> Oh my god. So, yeah, he's he's. >> [laughter]. >> He's speaking about bringing Teddy. Roosevelt's Medal of Honor from the. White House to his now presidential.

library. And he's wondering. >> Teddy Roosevelt's. >> Yeah, he's acting as if he's gifting. this, you know, like it's his and he's. giving it to them, you know. He [snorts]. infamously avoided uh you know, joining. the military because of his foot spurs. So, that's. probably the reason that he doesn't have. a Medal of Honor, the highest military. achievement that someone can get. >> Okay, up next, this part really had Ryan.

and I in tears. So, we've been paying. attention to this dementia kicking up. and how he's becoming a little bit of a. kleptomaniac. >> Yeah, what do people do? >> Yes, watch him after he cuts the ribbon. And if you're listening, he's got a pair. of gold scissors. He notices they're. shiny and they're gold and he gets. excited. >> Yeah, he wants them. >> Yep, he's eyeballed them. Now, he. He's [laughter] sticking them. in his suit jacket.

and he steals a PAIR OF SCISSORS. >> [laughter]. >> Y'ALL, THIS CANNOT BE REAL. I mean. >> you guys, that he has the nuclear codes. I can't say that enough, how terrifying. that is. >> Oh my gosh. Stop. Stop. >> I know we keep saying this, but. he has been bad for a long time. I think. he is in just such a fast decline right.

now. And speaking of, he then later took. the stage and at the time of recording. and maybe for [ __ ] sake by the time. this airs, he might still be on stage. >> [snorts]. >> So, won't get off. >> He. is trying to give a speech and he is so. incoherent. I'm going to play the clip. and then afterwards we're going to have. to like pop up the transcript and try to. see what he was saying. >> Where in the world they didn't have. people that didn't couldn't they had no. idea where they were? They didn't have people that couldn't. walk up the steps. See those steps?

They didn't have people that had no idea. where the hell they were. They didn't have people that said let's. have open borders so millions and. millions of people can pour into our. country from prisons all over the world. >> Right. So this is the message at the. dedication to the Theodore Roosevelt. Presidential Library. Um. I'll I'll read it. Um Trump, they didn't. have people that didn't couldn't had no.

idea where they were. They didn't have. people that couldn't walk up the steps. See those steps? They didn't have people. that had no idea where the hell they. were. >> Right. I know someone else that doesn't. >> [laughter]. >> Pick me. I know. Here's the thing, he's like steps. It's. like the you know the camera man like. there's steps. Like he's discovered. steps. This is really bad and we wonder. why we're a global laughingstock.

I also there was one point that we're. not going to include in here cuz there's. just so many clips we could out of him. He's telling this old story off the. teleprompter about Teddy Roosevelt way. back when and he's telling a story about. Teddy and this guy who were getting in a. fight. And then he looks up and he says. Is that guy here tonight? Stand up if. you're here. >> [laughter]. >> There's a bunch of cowboys standing. behind him and he obviously stopped and. looked at them and was admiring them.

>> Like a Brokeback Mountain kind of. admire. >> He said they were real rough riders, yeah. >> He did not say rough riders. >> Well they so they're called the rough. riders and he said and then they do they. ride rough, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> They know how to ride. They know how to. ride those horses. I saw them on the way. over here. Um. >> You're thinking about a different kind. of ride. Okay, um. So, up next, one of the last videos. we're going to play, he's doing. something interesting. So, he's got his. 4th of July celebration coming up this. weekend, and he's already starting to.

kind of set the soil for this to maybe. not be such a good event and have good. turnout. >> I wonder what the foreshadowing was. >> Time and so much effort. And by the way, on July 4th, it's going to be. approximately 107° out, and I'm going to go and I'm going to. make a really long speech. just to show that I can do anything. It's going to be 107. >> This is the inauguration. He has to go. inside because it's too cold, trick.

>> Right. So, he's been really disappointed. with his crowd size at the kickoff to. the America 250 event. As we saw on. video, there were. just crowds of people exiting. >> tens. >> Tens of. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Uh exiting mid-speech. Uh he was really. upset when he saw that video, and we. have some reporting. um about his upcoming speech. So, White House officials are worried about. turnout for Trump's 4th of July 4th.

address after the president was. infuriated by the crowd size for last. week's National Mall speech. They fear high temps, tight security, and the late hour could depress. attendance again. >> Again. >> [laughter]. >> I didn't catch the again. >> Again. >> Here's the deal. I did hear that he. pushed back the fireworks almost an hour. because he wants to give a speech. Well, his speeches go notoriously long because. when you make no sense and you just want. to hear yourself talk,

they tend to go on and on. So, 45-minute. speech for him, that's a 2-hour banger. There won't be anybody because nobody. can afford to travel to the Amer-. America's 250th birthday because. everything is so high because this. stupid clown. is running around doing nothing but. helping. Israel. It's so it we I mean I was. shopping and I saw these caps that had. 4th of July. I was looking for caps.

And I I was just like I can't I cannot. even buy red and blue caps because right. now we're in the lowest point of the. United States. Now, obviously the Civil. War doesn't not included in that. >> [snorts]. >> But we're the lowest the United States. has been since the Civil War in my. opinion. >> I mean. the thing about this is that. the National Mall is one of the most. popular places for people in DC to go on.

the 4th of July. If it's anything less than completely. filled, like to the brim, it is an. absolute failure and I know that there. are going to be thousands of people that. avoid this just because he's giving a. speech. So, there will be way less. people than normal as we've seen at his. Great American State Fair. uh this whole past week. He. is completely repelling everyone from.

actually wanting to celebrate anything. >> Yes. I think I think a lot of people. >> feel what you're feeling, moms. >> It's Nobody wants Nobody wants to. celebrate an authoritarian takeover, an. oligarch's kleptocracy, all the things. Nobody wants to celebrate it. But, stay. with us. Please watch for more news and. we will be back, hopefully, with better. news shortly. >> [music].