IHIP News: Trump's WH in FREE FALL!! RFK JR Exposes DISGUSTING Secret!

Welcome to I Hate News weekend. We have. an all skate today and we are going to. talk about some of the more ridiculous. things that happened this week and you. would think, well, don't you do that. every day? No, we have to leave stuff. out because it's so crazy. So, start us. off Kylie. Tell us what we're looking at. first. >> Okay, the unhealthiest looking sounding. man in America has a new project. Road. kill collector Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Launches cooking show and happens to. warn Americans I don't have a gag.

reflex. [laughter]. >> Wait. It says I don't have a gag reflex? Is. that part of the advertising? That's. real? >> It's a quote from him in the show. >> Yeah. >> Informational needs. >> Yeah, didn't honestly not surprised. There's nothing he could say that. surprised me. I watched a little bit of. the first episode that came out on. Friday. Um a lot of it is actually weird. political propaganda. It is not a. bipartisan show. Duh. >> Oh, that shocks me. >> The food looked awful.

Awful. >> Was there any raccoon penis? >> Not in the first episode. They might be. saving that for the finale. >> Any whale? Uh bears, anything like that? >> Not from what I saw. >> RFK Jr.? First of all, does he still have a. podcast because his voice alone keeps me. from watching it. And it is amazing to. me how Trump's cabinet members, while. being full-time employees of the United. States of America and allegedly.

making policies for the American people, we've got Sean Duffy on a 7-month road. trip during his first 12 months in. office with his [ __ ] gaggle of. children. We've got RFK now who has a. podcast and a cooking show while we have. more measles in the United States than. we've ever had since 2000. These people, I mean, I hate to say it. over. These are not serious people. We've got Cash Patel with his comic. books. We've got the White House posting.

the or I'm sorry, the Secretary of. Education posting the Incredibles. We've. got RFK with his weird food pyramid. Like these people are not serious. These. are not people that I would hire to come. clean my carpet. >> Well, and RFK had some advice at a rally. earlier this week about how Americans. can cut down on costs. >> And this is true all over the country. There's a lot of good food and groceries.

that goes. to waste. Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very. inexpensive. If you buy a you know, a a. porterhouse steak or a ribeye steak, it's going to it is going to set you. back. You can buy liver or the cheaper cuts of. steak that are. >> So, liver is the new recommendation from. the Department of Health and Human. Services. >> He says it tastes it tastes better too. if you just get it right out of the. raccoon on the street instead of. [laughter] from the store. Then it's. free.

>> Yes. [snorts]. >> That's That's my cooking advice. >> Maybe room temperature. Don't even Don't. even put it in the fridge. Just eat it. raw. >> Yeah. >> Okay, this is the man that has. recommended eating or drinking raw cow's. milk and we've gotten a gazillion cases. of whatever comes with drinking cow's. raw cow's milk because you're stupid. But the whole point of that is we've got. Trump with his. hundreds of millions of dollars in his. pet projects that honor him, that have. his [clears throat] face on it. They are.

in service to him. Okay? But yet we have to cut from the budget. for seniors, for Medicaid, for health. insurance subsidies, for all of these. things. We can't afford that. Trump said. we can't afford child care. We've got to. go to war, you know, I'm paraphrasing. But the reality is I watched Fox News. where they have said, "Eat more. hamburger helper.". It is not the job of the United States. consumers to pay for all this stupid.

[ __ ] going on in the government, and then have to skimp and buy food that. is inedible, so that we can have all these things. When did the American people decide they. were willing to take so much abuse? When. did we decide that as a country we were. going to devalue ourselves to such a. level that we can have millionaires and. billionaires telling us to eat hamburger. helper and liver, so that they can do pet projects to.

honor Bozo the Clown and have all this. crazy [ __ ] It is so unconscionable. that we need a group therapy session. that says, "America, you are worth more. than this. You deserve better." I think. we've forgotten as a country we deserve. better than to be treated that we are. only eligible for hamburger helper and. liver. It's such [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> I think one of the funniest things.

>> [clears throat]. >> about this to me. is, sorry, RFK Jr. was taken over. [laughter] there for a second. Uh. he is such a big proponent of the. carnivore diet and this like shoveling. this [ __ ] to people, and now that's. become unreasonable. People can't afford. meat. >> Can't afford it. >> So, it's switched to liver now. So, >> [laughter]. >> Pumps, you brought up um how they're. cutting Medicaid. So, the House. Republicans, right after they cut 2.

trillion from Medicare and Medicaid, this is what they did right afterwards. >> Time I ask the House to observe a moment. of silence. >> Are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> guests, please rise for a moment of. silence. >> They are taking food. >> Mhm. >> out of people's mouths. and they're congratulating themselves. with a prayer. That is disgusting. That is absolutely vulgar. I expect. nothing less.

from this group, but I want you to tell. me. how taking food from poor people and. seniors, how that is what Jesus would. do. Because I study the Bible a lot and I. didn't see it was feed the poor, help. the sick. They're doing the exact. opposite, but here's the deal. The. The [ __ ] that believe in them think. this is okay. Again, I go back to we. deserve better. >> Well, Trump announced earlier this week, I believe in Michigan, he's come up with.

this great American healthcare plan. So, the plan clearly is to cut. all healthcare for seniors, for people. who need it, and then to put them on a. diet of. liver and hamburger helper. >> And then pray. >> And then pray. >> It'll be fine. >> Thoughts and prayers. >> It'll be fine. You can You've seen the. power of prayer with gun control and. school shootings. I mean, we've seen the. evidence that it absolutely is what we. need. We don't need legislation.

We don't need uh. Medicare supplements. We don't need. subsidies. We don't need gun laws. All we need is. prayer because you know that because. it's working out so well with school. shootings. All right. Slap my ass and call me a. patriot. >> [laughter]. >> Matt Schlapp. Matt Schlapp my ass. >> Matt Schlapp is um feeling really. scared. I just want to remind everyone. like 2 days ago, Trump was in the White. House saying DC is safer than ever.

thanks to him, right? >> Right. >> Here's Matt Schlapp whining on the. internet. He says, "As we left our home. tonight, a neighbor flipped us off twice. and called us traitors. The DC suburbs. of Virginia are quickly deteriorating. I. can promise you this is a damn nice. neighborhood. It's a shame to see. leftists gaining a stronger foothold. around our nation's capital. It's very. hard to keep our kids around hateful. people. >> What a free speech warrior.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah, he really is. So, if you're unsafe. cuz you got flipped off, you don't know. what being unsafe actually is. >> Great point, but these people are such. snowflakes. You got flipped off? Give me a [ __ ]. break. I get flipped off three times a. week driving. I'm a bad driver, and. that's fine. But, here's the thing. This is the man. that gets wasted. First of all, he. stands on his Bible, he and Mercedes, they. they love Jesus. They they want more. Jesus in people's lives. They want to. tell you who you can love, who you can't.

love because they are Christians. Meanwhile, Matt Schlapp boozes it up and. starts grabbing penises without consent. And it's over and over and over. Turned. in for this. And as a shock to absolutely [ __ ] no. one, the Republicans don't seem to care. And Matt, who has been nothing but a. complete and total disgusting.

The allegations against him are just. [ __ ] gross. Dude, you have no business getting your. feelings hurt when somebody flips you. off. Like, grow a spine. This is the. biggest bunch of [ __ ] I've ever seen. in my life. >> Also, shout out to those people cuz. those are patriots. >> Keep doing that. >> I want him to get flipped off 100 times. a day. >> Well, when he got he got flipped off. because people hate him, not because. he's unsafe. Just background for the.

listener, one of our episodes earlier. this week was "Schlapp my ass and call. me a patriot.". >> [laughter]. >> Bumps. Bumps I literally we had to restart an. episode I think three different times. because we're laughing so hard about. this. Just really tickles me for some. reason. >> Go listen to that episode by the way. >> [laughter]. >> of I've Had It. Slap my ass and call me a patriot. Slap. my ass and tell me about morals when. you're grabbing people's dicks.

after [snorts] you've had too much to. drink. All right, I've got another. really good video here. Vivek Ramaswamy. got booed off stage in Ohio. Here's a. clip. >> You know, no matter what happens in. whichever direction we go, the people of. my generation have already made it. We're going to be fine. It's going to be your generation. >> YOU'RE A POLITICAL [ __ ] AND YOU NEED. TO GET THE [ __ ]. OUT OF HERE. >> SO YOU'RE A POLITICAL [ __ ] and he also. ended up calling them whiners after.

this. Can you imagine him calling. somebody a whiner? You know what's so interesting to me. about this? It's the Republicans going. into the town halls and then they start. canceling town halls. They're in this bubble of Trump's so. great, you know, they sit around the. cabinet and they say Trump's so great. and then you get him. you know, one degree outside that circle. and he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] Everybody. knows he's a [ __ ] The policies suck.

The that's the same thing. He's running. around with billionaires. or multi hundred millionaires. >> [snorts]. >> and so he's like, "Oh, it's fine." Like. talk about being in touch with the. working class. I mean, like. first of all, you're such a bad. candidate that you would say that and. honestly, I'd kind of forgotten about. him. I didn't even know he was still. living in the United States. >> Um the only thing I fear about stuff. like this is that it's not going to mean. a damn thing to them cuz they already go. into these events thinking like.

the liberals are going to buy out seats. and try and get a win on us. >> Right. They have an excuse. >> These are the American This is the. American populace. We're just really fed up right now. And. one thing that's so crazy is he's like, "My generation has already made it." You. could hear the people of his generation. going, "Not [ __ ] me." in that So, uh. yeah, this he is just such a. disconnected from reality piece of [ __ ].

>> Aren't they all? >> [clears throat]. >> I've got another piece of [ __ ] This is. a super interesting guy. We've kind of. talked about him in a past episode, but. I think we need to do it again. So, I'm. just going to introduce you guys to the. GOP's candidate for governor in. Colorado, Victor Marx. >> pitches his demon slaying prayer, which. he calls the {quote} "secret sauce" of. his ministry, as effective against. everything from a lack of. self-confidence to adultery to. homosexuality, even murder. It's a mix of self-help and supernatural.

warfare. Mark. >> Okay. Um and just before we talk about him, this is a video of This is an interview. he really did. Um. >> This is one of my favorite videos ever. >> We just have to watch it again. >> claim that your abusive stepfather. forced you to kill a man when you were 7. years old. Is that the only person. you've ever killed? >> What? >> [laughter]. >> Well,

I would say. >> What? >> As a as a child, yes. I mean, without question. Um. But I've been in other situations where. you know, possibly people. or persons died. >> What? >> as a result of me defending myself and. >> You guys, I'm so negligent, there's no telling how. many people I've killed is what he's. saying.

>> [laughter]. >> Like I have to think about it? That's. the only person I killed as a child? >> The pause. >> Colorado. I respect Colorado voters. They're smart. They're open-minded. Who. the [ __ ] is he? The Republican. candidate? >> Well, and Brian, correct me if I'm. wrong, after that video came out, it. didn't hurt his. >> Well, he went. >> on to win the GOP primary. That. [laughter] video is like kind of old. I. cuz we showed that clip probably four or. five maybe less four or five months ago.

in an interview and then the primary was. happening and I was saying to Kylie, I. was like, oh, that guy, Victor Marx, that we showed, he, you know, he I was. like, he's. if you like someone else as a child, um he ultimately won by a very small. margin. Um but yeah, I'm really interested to. see how that race goes. >> Don't forget though, Colorado also. elected Lauren Boebert. So, it's not out. of the realm of impossible.

>> That's a great reminder, Seth. See, when. I think about that at Colorado, I think. of. marriage equality, how they stand up, but I'm thinking the big cities. >> Mhm. >> They've got the rural [ __ ] I mean, like Lauren Boebert, okay, I take back. everything I said. >> There is a corner that touches Oklahoma. >> Lauren Boebert, you're right in this. Oklahoma category. >> Speaking of Oklahoma, um. let me just pop this up. It's never good. news. I mean, this is good news. So, Democrats passed bill ending child.

marriage in Oklahoma. 36. Republicans voted no. >> [snorts]. >> Here's the thing, that that doesn't. surprise me. The amount of people that. you go to in rural America that tie the. knot at 16, you know, she's 16, he's 42. I mean, look at I love it. I. don't know granted she wasn't a child. bride, but her husband's 30 years older. Like that [ __ ] happens in these rural.

communities without being a millionaire. because their parents. I mean, I have known people in my. divorce practice. that signed a waiver for their. 15-year-old to get married. You know, and it's just obviously. there's a whole mindset around that. But these are people that still believe. the man is the head of the household. You will do what I say when I say it. They We're already seeing on a national.

level they don't want women to vote. They want women out of sports. This. whole time they've said it's about trans. women, but it's just about women. in sports. They want everybody to be a. tradwife. I mean, Katie Miller is. hawking teenage pregnancy. Why is. teenage pregnancy down so much? [ __ ]. why do you think? I mean, it's so stunning. And so when I. saw that in Oklahoma, I looked at it. And. it's just stunning to me that we're. still talking about this in this day and.

age. We have the Epstein files. We know. what happens to little girls that are. sex trafficked. And you have the Megan. Kelly apologetics saying uh. you know, she did she looked older. Like. they tried to excuse The excuses made. for men. to feed their sexual appetites both. personally. in church and in the government is just. absolutely repulsive. It is vulgar from.

start to finish. >> I think if you voted no on that, you. probably should have a computer audit. done. >> For free. We absolutely need your porn. hub history. We need to know what the. pictures on the internet are of you. It's just really It's just sad. I mean, we've seen the attack and Ruth Ben-Ghiat. said this. They attack women, they. attack minorities, they attack gays. Like, they're really laser-focused on.

women right now. Well, all right. Not more than everybody. else. Speaking of focusing on women. [clears throat]. But, speaking of our fearless leader, Not Today Fascist out October 6th, please link below in the show notes, pre-order today and have a great. weekend. >> [music]. [music].