IHIP News: Trump RUINS Lindsey Graham's Funeral! BLOCKS PRESS From SECRET Meetings!

President of the United States sat down. with Donald Trump for a private. closed-door meeting before they both. headed over to the funeral. You get it. You get it. >> [laughter]. >> I thought you meant it. >> [laughter]. >> Nice, Kylie. >> Thank you. Very nice. >> I know you confused me for a second. >> I got you. >> perfect. >> So, they headed over to Lindsey Graham's. funeral, BB's long-time boy toy. together. And um Lindsey's funeral has made Trump.

scared about his own death. Trump's fear. of his own mortality reportedly led him. to investigate Lindsey Graham's family. history to see if genetics could help. explain his sudden death. And he worries. about this stuff a lot, doesn't he, Pumps? >> Yes, and let me tell you something. I. just read this and I completely. forgotten about it till you said that. Trump always refers to genetics as a. racehorse. Like if you breed the fastest. two racehorses, you, by his logic, this.

is a man that thinks diet coke kills. cancer, is you're going to have the best. racehorse. Well, if you apply that to. his family history of illness, his dad. died of dementia. His mother was. hospitalized during his childhood for. years. because of mental illness. So, do you think he's connected the dots? And then he starts talking about heaven, but the racehorse theory, I thought for.

him was a bad theory given his genetics. His brother was an alcoholic. You know, he acts like a crazy person. So, he's definitely have dementia just. by watching him. That's my diagnosis as. a non-professional uh medical person, but it doesn't seem that far-fetched. with the cankles and everything else. that something is seriously going on. with him. And I was thinking the. cover-up by the White House staff. They all know how bad it is. They know.

it how bad it is. And we can talk about. the Biden thing. At least they could. cover it up. But they know how bad it. is. They're running cover because their. racehorse is just a [ __ ] shell of. himself. >> Yeah, and he is Trump is. asking advisors about Lindsey's travel. schedule. He's trying to figure out he's. really focused on his own mortality. after Lindsey's death because he sees. that Lindsey was. 9 or 10 years younger than he was.

>> Yeah. >> He's it's coming soon. >> Well, and here's the deal, too. Trump. is a notorious germaphobe. So, I'm sure. he's doing contract tracing on all the. germs that Lindsey encountered and all. that. But here's the deal. I will say. what Trump the one thing he has over. Lindsey is that Lindsey at the end like. the last few years he looked like he was. a raging alcoholic. He had the big face, the swelling, the bright red. So, my.

guess again is that. alcohol played it not like he drank. himself to death, but complications from. how much drinking. And Trump, although. [snorts] he does eat McDonald's and. is not physically fit to the best of our. knowledge he's not a drinker. But that Adderall story, don't forget. about that. >> There's a lot of things. >> Yeah. >> Um so, Trump actually spoke at Lindsey's. funeral and he took issue with a part of. this written eulogy. >> Things got in Washington virtually.

everyone Republican or Democrat liked. Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. Not everybody. He was a tough cookie, okay? I have to. be I have to veer from this verse. He. was a tough cookie, darling. But he was beautiful. >> [laughter]. >> He was beautiful. >> That's an interesting word. >> And nobody liked him. Well, everybody. liked him, but I'm a big fat liar. Like, shut up.

Shut up. >> I will say I was kind of impressed he. stayed on script so much at the funeral. >> as he did. >> He really did for him. Um, but he just. couldn't. >> bar, but yeah, he did stay on script and. and the the commentators on CNN were. shocked. They were talking about how. gracious and presidential his speech. was. >> That's a That's a bridge way, way too. far. >> He's. >> [laughter]. >> They're talking Okay, here's the deal. Because he usually calls people stupid, says he doesn't like him, all that crazy.

[ __ ]. >> So now that's presidential. >> jobs. He dances and doesn't talk like. the bar is so low that because he stayed. and read the written word for the. majority of the time despite saying. I had to veer from it cuz not everybody. liked him. Come on. Like that. That enrages me at CNN commentators. >> That does. >> That is not presidential. Presidential. would be not going on Truth Social down.

a rabbit hole and saying crazy [ __ ] all. day, [ __ ] every day. Being. presidential would not be committing war. crimes. I mean, don't even get me. started. Like shut the [ __ ] up if you. are saying this was For him, it was the. most coherent speech we've heard in. Trump 2.0. But again, he's giving. microphone blow jobs 90% of the time. You know, or saying just the weirdest. [ __ ] you've ever He's talking about sex. at 80. Enough about presidential. >> Okay, let's ask CNN.

if if this is presidential. He obviously. passed out and is sleeping. during the funeral. You see this lineup. of Lara Trump, we've got Don Jr., we've. got. >> Little Marco. >> and Ivanka, Little Marco, and everyone's. upright, Trump is literally. >> [laughter]. >> fully [ __ ] sleeping while standing up. like a vampire. >> [snorts and laughter]. >> Look at his makeup, too. It's bad. >> orange. >> I mean, he had back-to-back meetings. today, so. >> back there? I'll tell you what, if I was. Zelenskyy, I would go. Although,

Lindsey did support Ukraine. He wasn't. He did advocate for Ukraine, so I will. I'm going to walk that back. >> Well, Ryan, you just brought up he's had. a busy day. Um he actually had a closed-door meeting. with Netanyahu and Zelenskyy. And Midas. Touch is reporting Trump blocked the. press from the Oval during his meetings. with Zelenskyy and Netanyahu. He's. threatening to blow up Iran's bridges. and power plants, and even Fox is. skeptical of new tariffs. So, it's been.

a very big day, and it is super. interesting. that he didn't let the press into those. meetings. He cannot resist a camera. >> Well, you know what it is? He knows that he is Netanyahu's little. [ __ ]. >> Mhm. >> He's not going to let people see that. I'm surprised he let Zelenskyy in there. I mean, honestly, and we don't know that. he did. He said he had a club We don't. know that they weren't separated. I. don't know. >> Do we think it's cuz Laura cuz of um. what's her name, Laura Loomer?

>> Laura Loomer, elite diplomat of the. United States. >> she's she is fixing the relationship? >> Eating the dogs, eating the cats, that's. from Laura Loomer. So, I mean, would. >> [laughter]. >> would I be shocked? No. But, I surely I. mean, when you think about the. relationship that she's the first one. out saying, "Well, I talked to the White House last. night." Well, we know who that is. because Susie Wiles, who was going to. protect the presidency and keep the. crazies out, she's not talking to her. I would doubt very seriously that it's.

anyone other than Trump other than the. hospice nurse because. >> Natalie, yeah. >> They're like BFFs. So, I don't know. >> The press wasn't allowed in, but J.D. Vance was there. So, you know, we never. know. We could get some. >> We'll get a. >> leaks to the New York Times very soon. You know, we. >> We can always count on J.D. for leaks. >> We got some really good reporting on the. meeting with Netanyahu that kick-started. the war in Iran. So, I'll be waiting, J.D.

>> Yeah, J.D. Vance is becoming our like. top insider journalist. >> Yeah, he really is. But, you know, here's the thing. >> [snorts]. >> J.D. Vance only leaks stuff that makes. him look good. And he is the out of the four people, he's the lowest rung on the ladder. And. that that doesn't feel good if you're. J.D. Vance, I'm guessing, because you're. an egomaniac that thinks you're hot [ __ ]. and you're. as [snorts] we would say back in the. day, you think you're hot snot on a. paper plate, but you're just a booger.

And that's what J.D. Vance is. >> [laughter]. >> Never heard that. Um so, before this. meeting happened, Trump called into Fox. and Friends earlier today and gave a. preview of his meeting with Bibi. And. here's a clip. >> And y'all, he's going to talk to you. about ongoing excavation at um Pickaxe. Mountain, construction vehicles entering. and exiting exiting tunnels, paving new. access roads, satellite imagery and. intel indicates that Iran is actively. constructing and fortifying Pickaxe. Mountain. How will we respond?

>> Well, I don't need Bibi to tell me that. Bibi telling me that cuz he wants me to. stay involved. I mean, I don't. necessarily We have. the finest because of space course, we. have the greatest cameras in the world, but. >> [laughter]. >> He's trying to act like he's not Bibi's. [ __ ] and everybody knows he's Bibi's. [ __ ] And it's whoever gets to him. last, but. I I neglected to mention that my guess. is Trump doesn't want the world to see. what a I mean, he's not interested in.

this. He's just simply not. >> No, he's sick of it. >> He really isn't. He wants to glad-hand. and do all that and in one sentence he's. threatening war crimes. Do you think Bibi Netanyahu's going to. walk him off the ledge? [ __ ] that. He's. the ringleader of the war criminals. So, it just this whole thing I kind of have. And here's the deal, if I'm Zelensky, I. walk up to [ __ ] JD Vance and be like, you pathetic piece of [ __ ].

>> Yeah. >> Go [ __ ] yourself. And the horseshoe rode. in on instead of good morning, because I. just the way he acted, as Ukraine said. thank you. And now the US needs Ukraine. because they went out and diversified. their weapons and they are. you know, as reported winning the war. primarily because of their drones. attacks and things of that nature that. the US doesn't have. So, if Trump asks. him and JD Vance does not make a formal.

public apology. >> There's no word. >> ass, JD Vance. That's what I'd say if. I'm Zelensky. Go [ __ ] yourself, JD. You. pathetic pathetic [snorts] loser. >> I agree with you. Um, and while. Lindsey's memorial was being held at the. Capitol, Trump, to no surprise, went on. a bizarre social media frenzy. Um, Donald Trump spent the morning of. Lindsey Graham's memorial services, and. he wasn't there, um, embarking on a. social media frenzy, firing off posts on.

everything from rappers, which it was, um, about Lil Wayne supporting his. ballroom, and shirtless soccer players. to self-soothing opinion polls. And. sources as mourners gathered at Capitol. Hill to pay their respects to the late. Republican senator, the 80-year-old. president was at the White House posting. almost 40 times in 40 minutes on his. Truth Social platform. >> Wasn't he in these meetings at that. time? Like. >> He [laughter] He was doing it. simultaneously. >> know that they've told They've said from. Trump 1.0, like you could not get him.

off of his phone. He's always wanting to. post. So we've got Netanyahu, we've got. Zelensky, we've got JD, and Trump is. tweeting. >> phone. >> On his phone. This is not serious. This. can't be serious. We are in a war. He's. running around threatening committing. war crimes. He's already murdered people. willy-nilly in my opinion that are war. crimes, you know, closer to home and in. Iran. This is [ __ ].

crazy that this is happening. >> I want to know if CNN thinks this is. presidential. >> Where's CNN when you need him to report. on the overly presidential 40 texts in. 40 minutes while meeting with world. leaders? >> You know, we're not talking We're not. talking about Joe Biden being forgetful. in 2024 enough. That's what I think. >> We're stumbling over words. >> Yep. >> This is [ __ ] nuts. All right, you. guys, please, democracy needs you and a. great way to support Jennifer and our. show is to hit the link below in the.

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