IHIP News: 🚨 Trump Has 6 AM MELTDOWN Over EMPTY State Fair! His WH is in TOTAL FREEFALL!
Like everything Donald Trump touches, the great American State Fair is an. absolute disaster. It is dead on. arrival. And here to talk about it with. me today are Kylie and Ryan. Kylie is. typhoid Mary and she has gotten. everybody in the I had a podcast studio. sick to death. So Jennifer is in bed and. Kylie and Ryan can barely talk, but. we're here. We're doing it. And so we. want to show you shots of this. disastrous American State Fair.
>> Okay, here is the first clip. >> [music]. >> No one is there. If you're listening. >> All right, we have four. >> There we go. How how many people would you say are. there? >> There's maybe seven people on the. >> Seven? Yeah. And I kept seeing on. Twitter like the booths are empty, the ice cream is melty. Here's the deal. You know Donald Trump is a cancer on the. ass of America when the American State.
Fair has to be canceled twice and. Vanilla Ice won't reschedule. That's how. bad it is. Ice Ice baby. >> And not only Vanilla Ice, but Bret. Michaels canceled and famously Bret. Michaels won The Celebrity Apprentice. They're buddies. So, you know, that's a. something. Um. what I would say about this is. apologies listener for that you have to. listen to this vocal fry. Um. I lived in DC for 6 years. On any other.
summer day, the National Mall would be. packed right now with people, you know, hanging out, throwing frisbees, just doing things that you do on a. summer day. And instead, Donald Trump has completely desecrated. one of the best parts of DC. >> [snorts]. >> and replace it with this. I mean, we'll show more of the videos, but this it's it's just an absolute. joke. >> So, you're saying it's a joke. It's. emptier than usual.
>> It is [laughter] way emptier than usual. Like, it's Anyone who lives in DC could vouch. for me on that. >> I actually have a quote in front of me. from the Washington Post. They described. the crowd as. thinly covering an area about the length. of the National Museum of American. History, smaller than some outdoor movie. screenings. >> [laughter]. >> I love this so much for him, but we can. always count on Fox to fluff this man. So, they're trying to, you know, act.
like it's so great. So, play us the clip. from Fox, Kylie. >> So, the pictures you really don't tell. the full of the full story because if. you look behind us, you see, okay, there. are a couple hundred people back there, but the truth [laughter] is what you get. way over here and you're in this. >> Okay, stop. For everybody that's. watching, you can see there's nobody. It's all green. White booths, all green. If that is a hundred people, I am Miss America. That I mean, that. just simply is a big, fat lie. Nobody.
wants to come to this because people are. starting to understand fascism sucks. And we know how bad it sucks. We know. Donald Trump was watching Fox News. knowing it sucked. Because here's his. live social. Do you think people appreciate what a. fantastic job we did in building and. operating the Great American State Fair. at the National Mall packed with happy. people and everybody loving it?
Ask yourself this question. Do you think. that Obama, now that's a new one, O B U. M A, or Sleepy Joe could have done it? The answer is no. You know why the. answer is no? Because if Obama or Biden. had done a fair to commemorate the 250th. anniversary of America, it would be. packed. It would be wall-to-wall. It. would be as we saw at the opening of uh. Obama's new library. It would be real. live A-list stars. Stevie Wonder,
Jennifer Hudson, U2, comment. Like all. of these people like I just can't tell. you how bad it is. >> [snorts]. >> when Vanilla Ice and Bret Michaels. cancel on you. That that's embar- like. I'm embarrassed for him. But here he is. It's packed. That's how. we know it's not packed. And then here. is just my favorite story coming out of. the weekend other than it was. zero attendance, no attendance.
My favorite story was but of course a. MAGA supporter. >> [snorts and clears throat]. >> who was playing Uncle Sam on stilts no. less. Kylie, tell us what he got caught doing. at the National Mall. >> Well, he got accused of masturbating at. the Great American State Fair. [laughter]. Which is the most. shocking thing I've ever heard. >> And what's so funny about it is the. Daily Mail goes, "MAGA fan accused of. masturbating at Donald Trump's Great.
American State Fair in latest setback. for embattled event." So even across the. pond they know that this is an absolute. disaster. Was anybody shocked that a. MAGA person was beating off at Trump's. event? >> And look at the the tweet says, "This is. from Shelby." She says, "So the Great. American State Fair lasted approximately. 17 minutes before a guy got caught. masturbating.". >> [laughter]. >> And I just I bet he's not the only one.
He was just the only one that got. caught. >> Absolutely. He's not the only one. He's. the only one that got caught. And. something else that we saw at the Great. American State Fair that nobody went to. and Uncle Sam was masturbating at. was we got to see a mock-up of the. latest and greatest of the many. despicable things that Trump is doing. with taxpayer money that are gauche and. ugly that art Here we go.
I mean, come on. Come on. >> It looks like it's made out of cardboard. and paper. >> No, it's so actually I saw a video. It is. paper. pieces of paper stapled onto it and then. painted over. So it's literally. white trash. Like that is literally what. this arch mock-up is made out of. I just. want to go back to. the Fox News coverage of it. They were. running with this all weekend, you know,
as you would expect them to do. Running cover for. for Trump. And that shot that we showed. where, you know, they were saying, "Oh, it's misleading how many people it looks. like in the background." That was the. most amount of people from all the clips. that I saw of the Fox coverage. [laughter]. all weekend. And there was another. segment where Peter Doocy was He was. interviewing agriculture Secretary. Brooke Rollins and. they were testing out the different. foods, all of the, you know,
the all-American cuisine that was made. available at the fair. It was a hot dog. and then a small cheese pizza. It's just. It's It the. It goes back to something that Jen talks. about a lot, that these people are so. afraid to celebrate the multiculturalism. of America because what makes America so. great, you know, especially living in. New York, I can get any type of food I. want at any time I want. And that's the. best food that there is. And, you know,
so they're out there celebrating the. fact that we can make a hot dog and a. cheese pizza. It's. I mean, the jokes write themselves. >> Yeah. They do. That's why this year I. haven't thought since Trump has been. back in office. I have not enjoyed. Saturday Night Live like I usually do. because what's real is more parody than. what they do on Saturday Night Live. And. when you talk about all this stuff, it's. the money. The money that is being spent.
on all this [Â __Â ] like $60 million. from uh National Parks has been used for. this. And then you talk about, you know, he said he you know, he re- uh fitted. one of the [snorts] walkways in the. White House. He made it like marble and. he they asked him when he did it, "Who's. going to pay for this?" "Me, my money.". Well, guess what? I missed a million. dollars of taxpayer money. And then all. of this [Â __Â ] the ballroom, "Oh, it's. going to be donors." Now he wants a. billion dollars. People cannot afford.
gas. They cannot I bought groceries this. weekend and I bought [Â __Â ] down both. legs. They were so expensive. It's. unbelievable what the American people. are having to do. Well, he's running. around and I've heard that the hot dogs. are like 25 bucks at this fair. >> food was extremely expensive. >> Well, and the power went out at all the. food stations. [laughter] There was an. ice cream station and all the ice cream. melted. >> I read a lot of the booths didn't even. open because there was no one there to. run them. >> This is This is exactly what Donald. Trump does with everything. Everything.
he touches dies, falls apart, is [Â __Â ]. up. First and foremost, the United. States. I mean, if you can bankrupt a. casino, you are in a list of one person. and that's Donald Trump. And that's what. he's doing to everything he touches. But. here's the thing, he is enabled by all. these people and the biggest enablers of. Donald Trump are the evangelical white. Christians. And we see at this state. fair, they are not wasting an. opportunity to grandstand. Show us the.
clip, Kylie. >> [snorts]. [laughter]. >> Indoor pool. Oh, you can see the porta. potties in the background. That's great. An indoor facility. which is a tent with empty chairs. But there's a dunk tank. So, if you want. to go and get baptized at this place, you absolutely can because Oh, and look. >> Yeah. >> The flags. If you're wa- If you're. listening, there are two flags in this.
tent where you can be baptized. There's. the United States flags because it is It. is the Great American State Fair and the. flag of Israel. So, that That's kind of. interesting. A dunk tank. You know, we want to baptize you and we. have the Israeli flag. That's kind of a. contradiction in terms for me. I don't. know. Maybe I'm crazy. And then just It was. Nobody attended. Nobody had fun. We know.
this because Donald Trump tweeted about. it. So, we wanted to compare and. contrast the amazing videos from the. Pride parades this weekend. Kylie, load. us up. >> So, if you're listening, it's all of the. crowds. I mean, it's millions and. millions of people gathered in New York. this weekend for Pride. I actually got. to go to the Pride parade. >> Did you get them sick, too? >> I probably all of them. But I told Ryan, I was like, "I've never seen so many. people in one place." Like.
and it's just a beautiful thing and they. did this while Trump was having the. Great American State Fair. It's just a. great contrast. >> Yeah, people are jumping up down. They're dancing. They're spraying water. They're dancing in fountains. There's. real joy. There's joy here. But even. Here's the deal. Let's say we, you know, teleported to another universe and Trump. did this. >> [snorts]. >> Even if it was packed full of people, there would not be joy because they are. They are full of rage. These are the.
angriest. most fearful people on the planet. They. cannot have fun even though they have. the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court, they're. still not happy. All Trump does is. [Â __Â ] And then by contrast, you see. people gathering and finding unity and. celebrating pride. And there were allies. there, LGBTQIA+ and allies of every race, creed, and color, and everyone. celebrating and having a great time. And.
so I just think. that's what we need to focus on because. this MAGA thing, I mean, if you can't get Bret Michaels. and Vanilla Ice to play, and you can't. get the die-hard MAGA's to come to DC. for Trump, I mean, I feel like we're in. late-stage decline. Maybe I'm being too. optimistic. Ryan, you've got your head. in all this all day long. What do you. think? >> Yeah, I mean, despite all of the. warnings of Sharia law, Mer Mardaney was.
marching proudly in the pride parade. Unfortunately, I missed it this year. I. was arresting yesterday. Um jealous that Kylie got to march in. the parade. >> She got you sick and then she went. >> Yeah, she did. Um one thing that we just. haven't talked about that I want to add, there was a. for each state in the United States, there was a booth. at the Great American State Fair. And I. saw. I saw some of the booths, Alaska and. Hawaii, their booth was I'm not This is.
not an exaggeration. Two like Adirondack. chairs with a sign for the state. Literally nothing of its culture or. significance or anything relevant to the. state. And in North Carolina, there was. a. Confederate flag. >> Yeah, I saw that. I bet Jim Crow did. that cuz the state said we're not doing. it. So private donor put up a a flag. But you know, here's the deal. You can't. celebrate the native people of Hawaii.
and Alaska because this government can't. doesn't condone anybody that's not. white, European white descent. >> Right. >> It It's gross. >> Yeah, and there's nothing that says, you. know, that it's more about bringing. people together than putting up the. Confederate flag. So, I think that is. just kind of the perfect encapsulation. of uh. of, you know, what this event represents. and sort of. uh. how these people view America.
>> Absolutely. They view it as a white. person only. And here's the thing, they. want division. They want segregation. They want apartheid between whites and. blacks and whites and immigrants. That's. [snorts] what they're going for. But, I. was glad to see that they actually I. think somehow the state of Caroline. North Carolina intervened with the. private donor and they did take down the. Confederate flag after backlash. But, who was the [Â __Â ] that thought that.
would be okay anyway? Somebody in MAGA, of course. >> it is okay there. >> It's okay there. I'm surprised it wasn't. like all chips in. There was a line for. it. All right, don't forget to buy and. pre-order Jennifer's new book, Not Today. Fascist, and we will be back later today. with more news. >> [music].
