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When somebody shows you who they are, believe them the first time, says Maya. Angelou. Well, here is about the 576th. time Trump is going to show us that he. is bisexual. Play the clip. >> I mean, these are the strongest, toughest men on earth. No women in the. crowd, but which is nice, but these are. the toughest men on earth. And. >> so nice not having any women in the. crowd. [laughter]. I cannot I mean honestly it's hard for.

me to believe that he's still talking. about UFC because it was such a. unmitigated disaster. Here's the thing. Do you know how long that speech went. on? Just that made it was rambling. It. made no sense. The audience sat there. There was no big rallying cries, uh big. hoops and hollers like he usually gets. Almost two hours. makes no sense for almost two hours. That is stunning.

>> But he's always done this. I'm I want to. say I am no longer shocked at any of. this. I'm no longer shocked that he does. all this. What shocks me at this stage. are the Republicans in Congress in the. Senate that allow this to continue to. happen. He does. He's been doing this. for 11 years. every campaign rally he. did, ever every MAGA rally he did, our. friends, the good liars would go, took. him forever to get there and then he'd. start revving up and they all started. leaving 20, 30 minutes into it because.

they got the picture of him and then he. just rambled on like a maniac forever. It's not new. It's just so normalized. And then moving along here, he is. continuing his gay fawning and he talks. about the muscles on a police officer. Play the clip. >> I met I was in New York. I met a great. police officer, New York finest. And he. said, "Sir, I want to thank you." I. said, "For what?" He said, "My wife. didn't think much of me very much. We. were having marital difficulty. Actually, she thought I was nothing. I'm.

a police officer. I'm a tough guy.". Looked at him. The muscles were all over. the place. He didn't suffer from that. Okay. So, it's just this this part is the part. that's really been escalating ever since. he did the microphone on the and. t and spoke about um Arnold Palmer's. penis on the campaign trail. I was like, hm. I remember the Kim Jong-un stuff. We'd fallen in love and Trump 1.0 and I. was like, that doesn't seem very alpha. That doesn't seem very like Joe Rogan. toxic masculinity on brand, but.

whatevers. But now that we're he's in. his deathbed confession era, he. continues. to talk about how hot men are. But then. I start thinking, why is Maga tolerating. this? And then I go over to Fox News, specifically the five, and Jesse Waters. does this same kind of stuff. So I think. this might be a feature, not a bug, of. MAGA men that talk about MAGA uh talk. about muscular men all the time.

You know what always rings in my head. now when Trump says like this is. AOC when she was questioned about a gay. president and she goes we may have. already had one and I'm like because. they know like we're figuring it out. because of the confessions coming but it. obviously. I mean he plays Phantom of the Opera. over the loudspeaker of the White House. Come on. >> Yeah. I mean definitely uh queen. behavior. All right. Here he is. Here's. the guy with the nuclear codes moaning.

play the clip. >> And she gets her. and the mother's screaming, "Darling, I. love you, T." And the father's looking, saying she has no chance. And she's. like, "This you see, [laughter]. drops him, and she's like devastated for. the rest of her life.". >> Okay. I've seen him do this now like six. or seven times. And again, I expect him. to do he'll do it 10 more times because. he he's like a four to five trick pony.

You know, I won the 2020 election by a. lot. The Democrats are radical scum. Everybody's against me. and all of these hot men with muscles. You know, that's like those are his four. tricks. So, he's going to do this again. and again. What bothers me about a lot of this is. that either well several things. corporate news doesn't ever really cover. this. This would typically if Obama. stood over and over moaning like this.

This is his he's trying to attack a. trans weightlifter in this argument. But. to me it looks like he likes moaning and. he likes doing this thing. If any other. president did this, you know, like Jake. Tapper wrote a whole book about the. mental fitness of Joe Biden. And I am. going to say this, when you run for the. big boy seat, expect big boy criticism. What pisses me off about Donald Trump is. how he is able to do all this batshit. crazy stuff with zero criticism from the.

press. All right, so let's set the press. aside. Now, let's focus on all of the. sanctimonious MAGA voters that talk to. us about all of these abstract things. Well, you know, I just like that he. really loves America and I really like. um that he's a a strong patriot and I'm. a real family values voter. None of. those things you can legislate. None of. them. All of these things are. distractions from delivering for the. American people materially. And so my. message to everybody is on top of all of.

this is this is a sideshow. >> and all of the people at this stage, Trump is Trump. I'm not even get that. pissed about it anymore. I'm far angrier. with the Republicans and the. corporations and our fellow citizens. that see that and support that. That's far more maddening to me than the. most predictable behavior on the planet, which is that which is the behavior of. Donald Trump pumps. It was just. yesterday I said, "Tomorrow we're going.

to wake up. He will have said and done. crazy Rinse and repeat and on and. on and on again. He will go do another. two or three hour rally, Angie. And we. can't we can't go, "Oh my god, I can't. believe he did that." Because this is. what he does. What we need to be shocked. about is I can't believe the media, right? Where's Jake Tapper's reporting. on this? Uh where are the all of the. oligarchs down with all of this? Because. this is brand damaging. Support of this. is brand damaging.

>> No, I completely agree. And I just. thought it was interesting when he's. doing that. [snorts] The Chiron said. Trump talks the economy, Iran, and the midterms. And I'm like, [laughter and clears throat]. >> I didn't even notice that. >> No, that's the chiron. Trump talks. economy and Iran in PA ahead of. midterms. >> None of that happened at that that. rally. Very I don't even know. >> Here's what the Here's what it needs to. say. Trump talked about hot men moaned like.

he was faking an orgasm and made an ass. of himself in full-blown display of. dementia. Like that's what it really. needs to say. Now, of course, that was a. Fox Chiron. But here's the issue. Even a more serious news organizations. don't really this should be the top. story. Trump has rambling, incoherent. uh rally where he begins continues. talking about how hot he thinks men are. He's glad women weren't at the rally. All sorts of And here he is. This.

is like a real window into his soul. You. know, a lot of the people that vote for. him, they think he believes in. something. They genuinely believe like. they feel seen and that this billionaire. criminal from New York City sees them, hears them, and is going to deliver for. them. But he doesn't believe in anything. at all. And here he is talking to I. can't remember the journalist, but um. here's why Kevin, who's a great social.

media influencer, clipped this up. And. here's Trump saying that he only signed. the Iran deal because Emanuel Macron. invited him to Versailles. Play the. clip. >> Honor you. And he had the biggest people. in Europe there and beyond. I mean some. people in Versailles. and I was sort of not going to do it but. he knew my weakness because I think. Versailles is one of the great places. So I fig. >> What's your weakness? >> Like places like Versailles.

[laughter]. >> Okay. So, here's what I want everybody. to realize regarding this. Emanuel. Mcronone said, "Okay, we've got to get a. peace deal." He likes gold. >> The most gold palace that, you know, of. Trump's dream, like the biggest wet. dream of all of Trump's interior design. minations into one place is the Palace. of Versailles. So, Mcronone didn't even. have to consult a psychologist like the. Iranians did. He's like, "Hey, we don't.

typically do this, but you're so. awesome. You're so great. You're such a. great decorator and you understand. architecture so much. I was thinking you. signed the uh Iranianou. at the Palace of Versailles special. state dinner." And Trump admits it. He. knew my weakness. My weakness are is. places like Versailles. So [snorts] then. transfer this to Vladimir Putin to uh. the Iranians and see how easy it is.

This is American weakness. This man has. a shock collar around his neck and all. it takes to shock him are hot men and. gold gilded interior design projects. That's it. That's the list. And you can. get whatever you want in the American. people suffer. You can just go here's a. gold, you know, gold this gold that. Not. to mention all the in the new book. that dropped, pumps, we haven't even. talked about about him about him spray. painting and super gluing all of the. gold which is not surprising at.

all. And stealing from Melania's. room, little klepto. >> The thing is, I mean, of the And now he. has a room where he just hoards I. mean it that book, by the way. >> Wait, what? He has a room where he. hoards. >> Now he has a room that he takes all the. trance that he doesn't want anybody else. to have and he has a room. My guess is. th those items will disappear when after. he leaves. >> Well, he's a klepto. >> He's a klepto of ugly You know, punch remember my grandmother uh Mama.

Worth when she was in the nursing home. So, she's died listener, but when she. was in the nursing home and her whole. every day was about stealing from. the other people in the nursing home and. she stole like their pajamas and pillows. and all this stuff. So, I go to see her. one day and she's like, "Hi, darling. I. got this wheelchair for you. You just. take it straight to your car. You just. wheel it right by the nurse's station. and just put it right in the back of. your car." And I was like, "Okay, Mama. Worth, I will." Of course, I take it to. the nurses station like, "My grandma. stole another wheelchair." But when I.

say he's in his deathbed confession era, I mean it. This is deathbed He. needs to be in the memory care wing of a. federal prison. >> Agreed. And instead, the Republican. party is showing us who they are. Donald. Trump is showing us he's a bisexual. Donald Trump is showing us he's a. wannabe decorator. Donald Trump is. showing us he's weak. Republicans, both. the uh administrators, the politicians, and the electorate are showing us who.

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>> [music]. >> and pumps, do I have something for you. So, for those of you longtime listeners, you know that we have a couple of. obsessions. Number one is, of course, Matt Schlap and his wife Mercedes. Schlap. Matt Schlap is the like chief of. CPAC or some, you know, right-wing. circle jerk. And he goes around all. these conferences, gets all liquored up, and grabs the penises of other. conservative men. We here at IHIP News. want to advocate for conservative.

penises. We think all penises should be. safe, unlike MAGA where they want. penises unsafe. Another one of our. favorite horses to drag out and beat is. the girlfriend of Cash Patel, country. music sensation, Alexis Wilkins. Pop this up. Alexis Wilkins tweets, "What a great. honor to be part of the 250th birthday. of this great nation. RSVP now. And it's. a picture of her singing. And I.

[clears throat] just want to remind the. viewer why we're so interested in Alexis. Wilkins. Because the director of the. FBI, when he is the sitting director of. the FBI, this isn't his fiance. This. isn't an elected politician. This is his. girlfriend. Girlfriend, not wife, girlfriend, tweets this on his social. media. The disgustingly baseless attacks. against Alexis, a true patriot, and the. woman I am proud to call my partner in.

life, are beyond pathetic. She is a [laughter]. [laughter]. This is real. He tweeted this. She is a. [laughter] Okay, I got to get through. this. She is a rock solid conservative. and a country music sensation. [laughter]. who has done more for this nation than.

most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed she's in my life. So, Alexis responds after she tweeted that. she's gonna be the headliner at the. 250th birthday party because per her. boyfriend, she she has done more for. America than most Americans have in 10. lifetimes. Not two lifetimes, >> 10 some Americans. >> years, >> not some Americans, most Americans. So,

I mean, the uber patriotism coming out. of Alexis Wilkins and on brand, she's. super thin skinned like all of Maggie. Here's her response. Pop this up. She. says, [laughter]. "Let's just get a few things straight. because this is long overdue. I have been a country music artist for. years now. I have had a successful. career in both music and commentary and. strategy. People don't get to negate.

that for clicks or headlines. I was. invited to sing this anthem on my own. accord as I have been many other places. throughout my career. Number two, I am. not accepting payment for this great. honor. And number three, the Freedom 250. entire celebration is on a fundraising. arm. Neither UFC nor any National Mall. celebrations are taxpayer funded. You. would think as a journalist this would. be something she would know or at least.

look into. I am no longer accepting. false narratives, a total and total sham. accusations that diminish my hard work. and earned accomplishments. So please. expect this kind of response to. continue. And what I have to say, Alexis, is I agree. We should no longer. accept false narratives and total sham. accusations like the one that came out. of the guy that you have to screw every. single night to be able to be a. performer at this 250 year birthday. I'm.

calling that you've done more. for America than most have in 10. lifetimes. It's an extraordinary claim and it. requires extraordinary evidence. I had. never heard of you until your boyfriend. embarrassed himself and you and your. relationship with that ridiculous tweet. >> Here's the thing. I She's a strategist. now, too. I had no idea. >> Oh, wait. Let me check my notes here. Commentary and strategy. Both music and.

she's a She does commentary and. strategy. >> Strategy. Okay, got it. And I. >> You can't negate You cannot negate that. for clicks pumps. >> No, I won't. I won't. I will just say. that in response to this, I was reading. a bunch of people's replies on the. internet and I guess on Spotify, she has. 6,000 listeners. >> I did get on Spotify and sing and find. 6,000 people on the globe. >> 6,000 I hipsters would immediately sign.

up for you pumps. Are you kidding me? >> Yeah. Immediately. >> This is not a super career. accomplishment like this. Here's the. deal. We all know why she's with Cash. Patel. Number one, private plates. Number two, she gets to be a country. music sensation that's so patriotic that. she's going to prance her up ass out. there on the 250th stage because they. couldn't get any one else. >> Oh, you forgot about Vanilla Ice. [laughter]. >> Ice baby and Kid Rock. I'm sure he was. available.

>> Here's what I think. because I I think about this a lot. I. think the like MAGA that want this. world, I think they should have only can. watch white people sports, which is I. guess the UFC, and and know of the hot. Latino or hot ethnic looking men that. Trump hits on at the UFC fights. They. have to be out and in a different thing. And their only entertainers can be. Alexis Wilkins, uh, Vanilla Ice, and Kid. Rock. >> I agree. Adley Greenwood because Trump.

posted recently that he was. >> Is he still alive? Lynn Greenwood. >> Yeah, he's still alive. >> Here's the deal. Everybody's going on. about I love to be an American or I'm. proud to be an American. That's his best. song. Trump loves it. [snorts] It's the. exact same song. I love to be Canadian. It's the same words. They just slip. American to Canadian. So, I just wanted. to make sure everybody knew that. >> I did not know that. Thank you for that. little tidbit. All right. Please like, subscribe, comment, and we will be back.

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