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MAGA is only good at two things. Killing. people and wasting money. So, as you can. imagine, since these are the only two. things that this regime is good at, they're having a hard time making their. pitch to Americans as to why anybody. would go out and vote for them. And here. we have J. D. Vance making his pitch for. the midterms. Let's listen to what the. smokey eyed sociopath has to say. Play. the clip. give us another chance or give us. another couple of years to continue to. work on the amazing things that we've. been doing for the.
>> G give us two more years. I mean, are. you kidding? They're not. They're dead. serious. And also JD, the eyeliner. looked a little heavy there. But then we. have uh Raphael Cruz, you know, Ted, and. he's continuing to make the case for. MAGA at the midterms as well. Play that. clip. >> That's have handed their party over to. the crazy. I mean, we see the rise of of. the Marxists and the Islamists who are. doing massive damage and and and if the. Democrats take the House or, god forbid, the House and the Senate, they will.
spend two years waging war on President. Trump. So, >> Well, yes. Yes, Ted, we will spend two. years investigating Donald Trump. And. hell, just for kicks, we might throw. your uh purple ass in there as well, which why on earth are you wearing a. purple suit and a purple tie? You look. like a washed up two-bited evangelical. pastor that is always kissing the ass of. rich people. So, in my opinion, these. two cases, these two pitches here by the.
smoky sociopath who will not defend his. wife of color and his mixed race. children. And then we go to Raphael who. will not defend his wife who the. president of the United States said was. ugly. Um, why would we listen to them? Why would we listen to these people? But. actually, the arguments they're making. make me want to vote that much more. So, here's why Republicans aren't talking. about policy. Pop this up.
New reporting reveals that Doge paid. federal employees a total of $9 bill500. million not to work in 2025. quote, "Deferred resignation cost shot. up 435%. in the second Trump administration. This. party wants to tell you we are fiscally. responsible. We're going to cut waste, fraud, and abuse." They send in a drug. addict who thinks he's smart,
who thinks he knows everything, that had. to pay the president $300 million to try. to ensure that he won because in his. words, "If Kamla wins, I'm probably. going to prison." That's what J That's. what uh Elon Musk said. And all of this. waste, all of this $9 billion,500. million for Elon Mus to go in and shut. down investigations into himself is. before we even get to the part that he. cut programs that are now killing. people. So, how did I start this. episode, listener? I started it with.
MAGA is good at two things. Wasting. money and killing people. And here's. another example of just waste. Waste. Waste. Pop this up. Here's little Moses. Mike. GOP leaders are sending the House home. early. Staving off an impeachment vote. against Defense Secretary Hegsth over. the Iran war. Speaker Johnson sending. House home early because of Pete. Hegathth. What did he do? What did Pete Hegth do? Oh yeah, he killed people. He killed.
people in off the coast of Venezuela. He's killing people in Iran. He triple. tapped a school. He shot bridges. I. think they shot down a wedding because. Republican pol policies waste money and. kill people. Yet they want to lecture us. that they're so good with national. security. They're so fiscally. responsible. I'm a I'm a businessman. So. I've got to vote my wallet. No, you're. voting for a party of that. doesn't know how to manage money that. also likes to kill people as a side.
hustle. [snorts] And then when we think. about in totality, and it's difficult, but if we if we widen back at what is. going on in our federal government. It's. breathtaking how incompetent they all. are. And here we have Columbia. University professor Jeff Saxs analyzing. Trump's cabinet. Play the clip. >> Think we should understand we have a. cabinet of 35. people. Not one of them is trained in uh.
technical skills. Not one. There's one. bachelor's degree, one bachelor's degree. in electrical engineering, no other training at all on technical. issues and not one single research. PhD degree in the cabinet as opposed to. China where it's half the cabinet. basically is science and technology and.
research PhDs. In other words, we're led. by grifters and fools. >> And you need to think about I think this. is such an important analysis here. because when you think about the people. governing the United States of America, think about it like this. When you're. watching some spy movie or you're. watching some movie about a war and the. Americans come in, you think, "Oh yeah, we've got really smart people in really.
um high positions of power and they know. what they're doing and they're keeping. us safe. That's gone. That's completely gone. We. have Cash Patel who's allowing people. that engage in beastiality to be FBI. agents. We have some gal named Paula. White that talks in tongues at the White. House. We have the speaker of the house, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, who says God. wakes him up in the middle of the night, tells him he's Moses, marries his. daughter to keep her virginity safe in. the purity ball weirdness, and then.
monitors his son's porn. That's before I. even get to Pete Hexth and all of the. other morons. And that's something that MAGA has to. answer for. Why do you want the dumbest. people in charge of this country and yet. you call yourself a patriot? It's. inherently not patriotic to put. in charge of you. Some people could call. that a suicide mission. I believe former. ambassador um to the UN Susan Rice calls. it the suicide of a superpower. And MAGA.
is even starting to lose Miss Prris. Waters. Play the clip. >> Lose Jesse. >> So what did he say that was it was bad? He said free Palestine. Is that all. >> you went on on the genocide? >> Okay. Okay. Well, is all I heard was. free Palestine. I don't think that's. hate speech. >> So, this is the Ed Sharon McLemore thing. that's popped up. And what's so. interesting about this is you of course.
you know Steven Miller and of course you. know Benjamin Netanyahu and of course. you know Jonathan Greenblat at the ADL. want to be the speech police. They want. to censor everybody's speech and they. also want to be the thought police. They. want to tell you what you can think and. what you cannot think and what you can. say and what you cannot say. So McLemore. said free Palestine on the stage at a. concert. Robert Craft, who likes to go. to the rug and tug uh massage parlors, um got really offended by the free. Palestine thing and they shut down.
McLemore. Ed Sharon threw McLemore under. the bus. It's a big show, of. course. But why are billionaires. telling American artists what they can. and cannot say? That's the thing about. free speech. It might hurt your. feelings. You might not like it, but go. listen to what Michael Moore said in its. entirety. There's nothing remotely. offensive about it. And if you're. triggered by it, I think probably. you know deep down that the stuff he's. saying is true. And it reveals something.
that you're covering for some crime that. you're making a permission structure in. your in your body to pretend that that's. not what's going on here. And 20 years. from now, McLemore speech is going to. stand the test of time. Robert Craft will be an assissing uh. democracyhating. billionaire that went to uh Asian. massage parlors and got happy ending. massages. And I don't really care that. he does that. That's his business. I.
don't give a about that. But. remember, all of this stuff is done. under the umbrella of the Family Values. Party. And so it's just hypocrisy on top. of hypocrisy. But on top of what Professor Jeff Sachs. says about how idiotic and what grifters. and fools the cabinet is, these people don't believe in anything. They don't share the same connectedness. that connect us all. And here's. something that popped up on my social.
media feed today, and it is Barack. Obama, who did a collaboration post with. Michelle about their dog passing, um, popped this up. Uh, President Obama. posts, "Yesterday, we lost a cherished. member of our family. We got Sunny at. the start of our second term in the. White House, and all of us, including. our first dog, Bo, immediately fell in. love. We also had trouble keeping up. with her, for Sunny was a force of. nature, athletic, and full of boundless. energy. She leapt over the hedges at the. South Lawn, etc." He goes on to talk.
about how great she was with his girls. And he says, "We will miss her. terribly." And imagine she's with her. big brother now, making sure he's okay. And this is something that really is the. bipartisan connectedness. Like I didn't. really like George W. Bush at all, but. when I see him like painting immigrants. and I see him enjoying stuff outside of. like capitalism, me me. I've got to buy. this and consume and consume, I was. like, "Oh, he's painting pictures of. immigrants. Interesting." Um, when you.
see that the Obamas are grieving their. dog, it's like that's a that's a. universally relatable experience. It's. horrible losing a pet. It's horrible. You sit and cry, you think, "God, it's. just a dog." But then you just keep. crying. They're not there anymore. And. you, you know, you hear their. pitterpatter chasing you. Ma doesn't have these connective tissue. things that reach all members in their. community. [gasps]. President Trump, I've never heard him. say anything about an animal or liking. an animal. It's been rumored that um.
when he was a child, he was cruel to. animals or maybe that was barren. I. can't remember, but I read that. somewhere. and all of these billionaires, there's. nothing that they say or do that's like. inspirational or relatable at all. And. Elon Musk went on to Twitter and. somebody called him. He's on went on to. Twitter. He's on Twitter right now as. I'm as I'm giving this uh broadcast. But. somebody basically said, "You didn't. make anything. You know, you stole you. acting like Tesla. You did." And he.
responds like to that person, "You're a. taker, not a maker. Like I'm a big. maker." and writer Joyce Carol Oats I. think had some of the best analysis. about this billionaire class and a. specific billionaire Elon Musk that I. think also umbrellas over the entire. fascist regime and all of its. collaborators pop this up. So curious that such a wealthy man never. posts anything that indicates that he. enjoys or is even aware of what.
virtually everyone appreciates. Scenes from nature, a pet dog or cat. Praise for a movie, music, a book, she. says, but doubt he reads. Pride in a. friend's or relatives accomplishment. Condolences for someone who has died. Pleasure in sports. a claim for a. favorite team, references to history. In. fact, he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on.
Twitter may have access to more beauty. and meaning in life than the most. wealthy person in the world. And I just think that is that summarizes. the MAGA movement entirely. We are. governed by people that don't take the. free things in life and realize that. those are the most valuable. They find. no value in the things that all of us.
cherish the most. They find value in seeing themselves as. being super rich or superior. or tougher than somebody else or the. ability to punish or uh heckle people. and troll people on the internet. She's. so right. Have you ever heard Donald. Trump talk about any of these things? Have you ever heard Elon Mus, Jeff. Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg? No. They're all in a. state of psychosis.
But we have to turn to our bigger. instincts and come out because JD Vance. and Raphael fat ass Ted Cruz are 100%. correct. We will investigate everything that this. man has done because we care about our. shared sense of humanity. I care deeply. about this country despite all of the, oh, the libtards hate America. No, you're the ones that hate America. If. you loved America, you'd put smart.
people in charge of stuff. You'd put. experts in charge of stuff. But instead, you want to rig the system for your. mediocre average ass that can't even. find the beauty in loving a dog. But. there is a tinge of hope. A tinge. Yesterday, much to my surprise, I saw. Senator John Kennedy just put Cash Patel. through the ringer about Cash Patel's. preferred desire to have um people who.
engage in beastiality involved um in. being FBI agents. And um that was a. bridge too far for Senator John Kennedy, much to my surprise when I was kind of. looking over this uh beautiful post from. Barack Obama about their dog. And I'm a. huge dog person and I feel like I just I. remember when they got those dogs and. those dogs were running around the White. House. Well, John Kennedy must have too. because then he posted this to Barack. Hussein Obama. Pop this up. Mr.
President, I am so sorry to hear about. Sunny John Kennedy. So, in conclusion, you guys, we are seeing fissures. We are. seeing a little bit of people jumping. off. Of course, Raphael is going to go. down with the ship as they rearrange the. chairs on the Titanic with Little. Grinder and with the little smokey eyed. sociopath. But some people are starting. to look beyond this and starting to call. out this insanity. And I bet that John. Kennedy hopes that there is a blue wave.
I bet some of these people, they don't. have the strength to do it. And John. Kennedy's a He's never really. stood up to Trump before. So, I'm not. giving him that big of a halt pass. I. don't want y'all to think I've gone. solved, but we will save us. We, the people who. enjoy the things in life that are free, the connectedness that we share. together, the things that money can't. buy us that Elon Musk never participates. in. Donald Trump never participates in.
those things. But we do. And we are a. country of ideas and a country of. diversity and a country of people who. have always fought for social justice. We've not been perfect in it. We've not. been tough enough. But this is our mo. moment to go out in those midterms and. they Cash Patel has made it clear. Little Mark Wayne Mullen has made it. clear that they are going to do. everything in their power to intimidate. us at the polls. But we mustn't be. scared of the people who are the biggest.
chicken cowards in the United. States government right now. Because if. your ideas are so great, run on them. Run on them and you'd win. But you know. they're not. All right. Do me a favor. and pre-order my book. It's called Not. Today Fascists: The Lies That Got Us. Here and the Truths That Will Reunite. Us. It comes out October 6th. Um Kylie's. going to link it right below in the show. notes. The pre-orders help more than you. know. You will really, really enjoy the.
book. And I'll be back later with more. news. [music].
