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All right, I think Trump is out. campaigning for the Democrats and. against himself because he is in his, you know, deathbed confession era and. he's starting to actually tell the. truth. He mean lies all the time still, but listen to this clip. Play the clip. >> For you to pay a tiny little bit more. for your gasoline, just remember you're doing it so that a. very evil country cannot have a country. really it's the number one state sponsor. of terror in the world. We don't want to. have them have a nuclear weapon. So.

remember that when you have to pay a. little bit more you're at $4. It's okay. I mean it's I'm not I'm not I'll never. apologize. I did the right thing. >> I'll never apologize. Here's the thing. about gas prices. You can't spin them. Everybody knows how much it cost to go. get their car filled with gas. Everybody. knows it's kind of a fixed thing and. it's not one of those fun things to buy. It's it's an inconvenient purchase. You. buy it, it's, you know, it runs out soon. and then you've got to go back. This is.

detrimental for him. The Democrats need. to clip this up. Moderate Democrats, progressive Democrats, corporate. Democrats, do-nothing Democrats run. against this corruption and just how he. doesn't care. He doesn't give a. about Maga. We've always known this, but. now even he is completely saying it. And. >> [clears throat]. >> this is just insane. When you're in the. middle of a. uh the Epstein files, you shouldn't go. on the trail. And why is he even having.

rallies? That's just another thing when. Pumpsky gets back in town, we can dive. into that. But. here he is talking about young girls. Play the clip. >> Now these young beautiful girls, these. young. beautiful girls, these young beautiful. girls in the White House. You know, they. come in. Now I'm not supposed to say. beautiful, but what the hell. >> Now I think the beautiful part is not. the problem. It's the young. Young. beautiful girls, Young, beautiful girls. And your best friend,

Jeffrey Epstein, had an issue with young. girls. That is completely a problem. Add. that to the Democratic. list of things that they need to. campaign against. And then he just goes. on. Here he is declaring that the Strait. of Hormuz is going to be a US territory. This is what psychologists call. delusions of grandeur. Play the clip. >> And after we finish. >> [applause]. >> defeating Iran, which is being very. badly defeated,

pretty soon I'll be declaring the. Hormuz Strait a territory of the United. States. >> Yeah, good luck with that, big boy. Good. luck. Good luck with that, because the. Iranians are like, "We're done. We're. not talking to this nut anymore. He's. insane." Which then makes you think. about all of the tech oligarchs and the. oligarchs in general that continue to. speak to him. And the Iranians are like, "Peace out. We're done. We're not.

dealing with this nut." And the fact. that all of these American CEOs continue. to talk to him, continue to have an. expectation of him to do what's right, shows you just how broken our system is. And speaking of completely broken, let's. talk about Kash Patel. Kash Patel says. Trump has restored. I can't even say it with a straight. face. He says that he has restored law. and order. to the country. Play the clip. >> Not just statistics. I've spent a 10.

years working for President Trump. He. reads about each and every case that we. work on. He feels the pain of those that. have lost loved ones. He does not let it. lay aside. He takes it home with him. He. demands that myself and our amazing. Attorney General, Todd Blanche, go to. work every single day to make sure that. American lives are safeguarded, that no. more of our kids are harmlessly and. recklessly annihilated by opioids or by. illegal immigrants or by gangsters or. narcotrafickers. President Trump, you.

have succeeded in restoring law and. order to the precipice it should be on. >> [snorts]. >> That is just unbelievable. It's. unbelievable how these men are so. submissive to Donald Trump. And over the. weekend, I watched this like crazy. Mormon FLDS documentary, right? And it. showed he says like I'm the prophet not. Warren Jeffs but something after him. He's like I'm the prophet. And then. these men in the FLDS group went along. with it and gave all of their money to.

this guy who was a nut. Of course. there's a child sex ring involved in the. entire thing. But I thought that's. exactly what these Trump sycophants are. That's exactly what the cabinet is. This. is a cult beyond anything else. It is a. crime syndicate cult. That's what it is. And it it requires so much gaslighting, it requires so much ego fluffing, it. requires so much um. debasing of oneself and this emotional.

psy-. emotional and psychological. sadomasochism that goes back and forth. like Trump enjoys. emotionally and psychologically injuring. people and they enjoy like Kash Patel. there he looked like he believed what he. was saying. He enjoys humiliating. himself by bald-faced lying. And. speaking of that, Todd Blanche, the. newly sworn-in attorney general, has. been on the campaign trail. I don't know if y'all remember when Bill.

Clinton met with Loretta Lynch and Fox. News and all of the Republicans went. bananas and they had a. conversation on the tarmac. The corruption that they are doing out. in the open. At least like Putin tries. to hide it. At least other dictators try. to hide it. This regime is just brazen. with it. Why? Because the Supreme Court. has said we're always going to side with. you. We are corrupt, too. There will be. no guardrails whatsoever. So, here is a. clip of Todd Blanche endorsing a. Trump-backed candidate at his rally.

Play the clip. >> We just heard from our great Nassau. County Executive, Bruce Blakeman, who is. doing everything we need him to do to. back the blue, to support law enforcement, and to make. this county. and to make this county a safe county. that we can all raise our kids in. Since. the part the beginning. >> [laughter]. >> I've heard enough. I've heard enough. Um. you're not backing the blue when you're.

telling them to commit crimes. You are not backing the military when. the USS Lincoln um has absolutely zero. supplies on it and you're serving them. like minuscule amounts of food. It's. like a concentration camp that the. Republican Party is funding out in the. seas right now, where the military is so. miserable, a lot of them are trying to. throw themselves overboard. And if we. take in uh totality what Kash Patel.

says, where he says he cares about the. troops and he cares when somebody dies, he has all this empathy. He doesn't give. a He doesn't understand why. anybody would serve. He called them. suckers and losers. Not only are these. guys the most submissive, corrupt people. in this country, they are just absolute propagandists. that try to fluff up this broken man's. ego. And then, Bill Cassidy, he's responding to Todd.

Blanche joining Trump's rally. Let's. play the clip. >> Is it for the Attorney General of the. United States to be participating in an. event like that 81 days before the. midterms? All I saw was that little snippet. So, I'm going to comment because I was not. aware of that before this. I will say. that Republicans are very strong on on. law enforcement. And the pres. >> It's just it's unbelievable how the. Republican Party believes in absolutely. nothing. You you can say we're so strong.

on law enforcement. But you're not. You're not strong on law enforcement. because you're encouraging ICE agents to. commit crimes. You are not strong on the. military, you're strong on making the. military industrial industrial complex. richer shed, but you're not strong on. supporting the troops. And Bill Cassidy. is strong on allowing Donald Trump to. ridicule him down to a centimeter of a. man. And then he trots out on the Sunday. shows and continues to debase himself.

all for Donald Trump's ego. And then I. mean, we're just it's an all-star lineup. of idiots. Let's go ahead and talk about. little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson saying. the GOP will grow their house majority. in the midterms. Play the clip. >> This midterm will decide the fate of. America. Now, I'm absolutely convinced. because of this, we are going to keep. the house majority for the Republican. Party. We're going to grow that. majority. And and so from races from. Maine to Arizona to California to. Michigan all across the map, our common.

sense conservative candidates are going. to be met in a general election with one. of these crazy communist candidates and. I really really like our chances. >> 40. Common sense conservative, like it's. just such common sense to. elect a convicted felon. It's just such. common sense to think that a guy that. never ever ever has been a good. businessman who has bankrupted casinos. will in fact bankrupt the United States. It's common sense to think that a guy. who sees the military and refers to them.

as suckers and losers doesn't give a. when the people out on the USS. Lincoln are being starved to death by. the United States military and. Pete Hegseth. That right there, that. clip, needs to be clipped up as well all. over the left-wing media ecosystem. because we have got to have a massive. robust turnout and it's got to be too. big to rig. We are the last guardrail. The CEOs are not going to save us. They. don't give a about their customers.

The Republican Party does not give a. about this country. Only we can. save us. And then The Daily Beast is. reporting that Trump is losing interest. in campaigning and to that I have to say. damn it. I want this MFer out on the. campaign trail. I want him, I mean, just. coast to coast. I want the Hannibal. Lecter. I want the insane asylum. Let's. start talking about whales. Let's start. talking about birds. All the crazy. this man talks about. Come on. Are you. too tired? Are you too old, Trump? Why.

aren't you out on the cam trai campaign. trail? I thought that you were the. healthiest United States president that. we've ever had. Are you too old? Are you. too infirm? Are you too demented? Is. your cognitive abilities, are they too. far gone for you to go on the campaign. trail, big boy? So giddy up, buttercup. Get your ass out there. Let's read the. clip of this. President Donald Trump's aides admit. that their boss has little interest in. traveling across the country to prop up. weak GOP candidates for the midterms, a.

new report alleges. Yet GOP lawmakers. also worry that Trump could become a. liability heading into the midterms as. Republican voters are increasingly. frustrated with the president. Oh, there's the truth. You hear that, Donny. boy? They think that you're going to. make them lose because the people that. you've been endorsing lately. are losing. And then finally, um behind. the scenes MAGA thinks they're really. going to lose the midterms. So it.

doesn't matter what little grinder says. They know that if the. they're cheating, which they're going to. do as much as they can, but they know. the turnout is going to be so massive, it's going to be too big to rig. And. let's pop this up. Uh President Trump advisers acknowledge. privately that the chances of keeping. the House and Senate are dwindling. Is. this why Is this why we have some rats. jumping ship? Is this why Caroline Levitt jumped ship? Or is she jealous of Natalie Harp or a.

combination of the two? Is this why the. National Security Advisor Andy Baker. jumped ship? What's going to happen. between now and then? So, pretty. interesting stuff. If you heard some uh. snoring in the background, that was Cha. Cha, my French bulldog, who I walked. rigorously for an hour this morning, and. she is completely conked out. Pumps is. on vacation. I'll be traveling all week. in various spots, but working. It's a. working traveling week, and she'll be. back later in the week. Please pre-order. my book, Not Today Fascist, and make.

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