IHIP News: MAGA in TOTAL MELTDOWN Over PRIDE as GOP Reaches TOTAL COLLAPSE!

The alleged heterosexuals at Fox News. seem to get very, very triggered in. their sexuality and their gender. identity by gay people having a month. that they celebrate being gay. So, this is something that you really, really need to dive into. When you critique somebody's religion. and they have a stage five meltdown, they're showing you that their faith is. not rock solid. When somebody else. celebrates being gay or lesbian or trans.

and an alleged straight person has a. stage five meltdown, it makes you. wonder, are they disoriented with their gender? Are they lesbian? Let's look at the case of Riley Gaines. Pop this up. Riley Gaines says, "In Tennessee, we. recognize June as nuclear family month. God was clear about his design for. humanity and I'm grateful to live in a. state that celebrates and supports that. foundation." And so, to me, this just.

screams, like, "Riley, have you ever thought about. being with a woman?" Or something. because. celebrate nuclear family, that is just. life. I mean, like, to celebrate the. most mundane thing on the planet is. utterly insane. So, I'm wondering, I'm. just if if I were to be an armchair. psychologist here, does she have gender dysphoria? Does she. have lesbian thoughts? Because why on.

earth is she so obsessed with this? And. if anybody. should be grateful and have gratitude. for trans people, it would be Riley. Gaines because she's made a whole career. because of trans people. She would be. [ __ ] nothing. She would still be the. bimbo that tied for fifth place. And. guess what? If the trans swimmer hadn't. been in, she still got fifth place. Instead, she goes on Fox News and while. her correspondents say that she was. denied a gold medal, which was nowhere near anywhere near a.

gold medal. She doesn't even correct. them. She was fifth place like in a trial to. go to the trial to go to the trial. I. mean, that's how close she was. Here's the thing about Riley Gaines. You. might recall that she criticized Trump. earlier this year. He sent back, "I don't even like her.". And then it was the ass kiss to end all. ass kiss. Riley Gaines is in the. business of Riley Gaines. She does not. give a [ __ ] about anything. She wants to.

take a victory lap over this because the. frothing at the mouth Fox Newsers think. it's cool. But at the end of the day, what I will forever remember Riley. Gaines is that a coach on her swim team. was sexually abusing women. She knew. about it. She did [ __ ] nothing. So, that's what I'll remember about Riley. Gaines. Although, I do love the fact. that she got fifth. and still would have gotten fifth had. the trans athlete not participated. But.

But I will remember Riley for not. protecting women. So, she wants to stand. there and say, "I'm for women and I want. to protect women." No, you don't. If you. wanted to protect women, you would have. done something about the sexual abuse. going on in the locker room at your swim. team in college. Well, I isn't this just all MAGA women? They're completely okay with sexual. abuse. They vote MAGA women in red. states vote so that the rapist of their. daughters and their granddaughters have. more rights than they do because "Oh, my.

husband's he's a fiscal conservative and. I'm all about the tax break. My. husband's a businessman. So, he So, he. votes Republican." Shut up. The Riley. Gaines of the world who use this. Christian signaling to carry water for. the patriarchy. Riley Gaines is an. abject failure and all she has is the. Bible thump. And in her faith, in her. testimony to the world, I've said this. once and I'll say it again. Riley Gaines. is example number one why not to be a. Christian is Riley Gaines. She's full of.

hate, she's full of lies, she doesn't. lift up the marginalized, she wants to. take a victory lap for being a nuclear. family. I mean, just not only is that. stupid, but it's bad politics. considering that all marriages, 50% lead. to divorce. I just I mean, guess what? Divorce rates. are just as high among Republicans as. they are anybody else. It It's just It's. stupidity on top of feigned faux. Christianity on top of I'm going to.

carry water for the patriarchy. And. also, Riley Gaines, you of all people. owe the trans community your entire. career. Every cent you make is on the. back of trans people, you ungrateful. [ __ ] Moving along, the Indiana. governor, Mike Braun, chimes in on this. Pop this. up. Uh today I proclaimed June as nuclear. family month in Indiana. Yak yak, blah. blah. He's a father of four, grandfather. of seven. What I want to know from Mike.

Braun and what I want to tell Mike Braun. is. one day you're going to die, Mike. But your Google search history, specifically your Pornhub history, will. live on. It will live in perpetuity. We will all end up knowing what's going. on when you're in the privacy of your. home, on your computer. Where do you. rewind? Where do you fast forward? Where. was the money shot? That's what. I want with these people because it's. just such [ __ ] And And like you.

have this You're the governor of Indiana. and like nuclear family month. What. about all the divorced people in. Indiana? It's just It's stupid politics, it's Christian signaling, and then just. to brag about like the majority of 90%. of the population straight. Having. straight sex and breeding straight. people like you're acting like this is. this newly discovered accomplishment. These people's accomplishments are so. weak. They have to brag about doing the. bare minimum.

You know? I woke up today and breathed oxygen. Well, bravo. Let's have a parade for. Governor Mike Braun. I mean, it's just. it's so pathetic. Their accomplishments. are so minuscule that they have to brag. about breeding. >> It's kind of like the war on Christmas. There is no [ __ ] war on Christmas. If. a gay person is married or has a pride. month, it affects you zero. Like these. people, they can't talk about anything. but cancel culture and you know, we're. going to be against the LGBTQIA+.

community because we suck so bad in. every other way. The only thing that. makes us feel better about ourselves is. hurting other people, is stomping other. people down because we suck so bad. And. as Christians, we think that we have a. God-given right to tell everybody else. how to live their life. So, my response. to Riley Gaines and the governor of. Indiana is go [ __ ] yourself and mind. your own [ __ ] business.

>> And Tommy Tuberville is completely. triggered by pride month. And what I. want to emphasize here. is a person who is um comfortable in. their sexuality and a person that is. comfortable in their gender. Okay, a. person that is comfortable in their. faith. A person that is comfortable in. their political ideology doesn't get. triggered by [ __ ] like this. We hear all. sorts of [ __ ] about us on the internet. Comes in me. You're trans, you're this, you're that, you're a a witch, you're a.

[ __ ] None of it triggers me because I'm. not defined by these things. But these. people are so shallowly defined that. they are literally triggered by gay. people who had to overcome the faces of. these hateful people who systemically. systemically. vote to hurt these people. These. people's parents vote to hurt them. And. yet they're so triggered by Pride Month. Here he is having a stage five meltdown. on the internet. Pop this up.

Has corporate America not gotten the. memo that woke is dead? The only thing. we should be celebrating this month is. our country's upcoming 250th birthday, but the radical left mob has completely. radicalized June for their woke agenda. and countless organizations are still. bending the knee. There's only one flag. that matters. And what I have to say to. coach Tommy is you would be [ __ ]. nothing nothing. without black people. >> That's right. >> Nothing. You wouldn't have jack [ __ ]. You wouldn't have been a coach. You.

wouldn't be a racist homophobic senator. All of these people Riley Gaines would. be nothing without trans people. Tommy. Tuberville would be [ __ ] nothing. without these black athletes. And these. people know it. They know they're. inferior white people that have ridden. the coattails of trans excellence, of. gay excellence, of black excellence. They know it. They know it deep in their. subconscious. That's why there's a stage. five meltdown about this. Tommy. Tuberville wouldn't be anything except.

for a trailer trash rube redneck without. black athletes. >> I completely agree. And how he can coach. a football team in Alabama. and then turn around and be so blatantly. racist, homophobic, misogynist, it. really shows you who his character is. But here's the thing. Woke culture, the woke mob, and all. this, that is the biggest bunch of horse.

[ __ ] Ask Target how it went when they. were like, "Oh, we're getting rid of. Pride Month and celebrating that. The. United States is made up of diverse. people, including gay people, and gay. people buy things, and gay people go to. the store, and they have jobs, and they. are active members of the community. And. Tommy Tuberville, they have more courage. than you. in their little pinky than you do in. your enclosed homogeneous, I'm a big. tough guy because I'm white, and I'm so.

good even though I'm a complete dimwit. that has fallen forward because of the. Like Jennifer said, because of black. excellence, and now you stand there, and. you are an absolute disgrace, in my. opinion. >> And that's a feature throughout the. Bible Belt. It is a feature in the Bible. Belt where all of these people live and. die by their college football teams, and. they sit there and go vote for racist. poli- policies that dismantle the Voting. Rights Act. The biggest form of bigotry.

that is on the rise that is producing. material damage. is anti-black racism. And so few people. have the balls to stand up to these. bigots to their face and say, "Interesting that you're coming to this. NBA game. Interesting that you're. watching college sports considering what. a piece of [ __ ] racist you are." And. that's what it's going to take. Nobody's. coming to save us but us. And white. people, white allies have to stand up. once and for all to these [ __ ].

nothing burger bigots that would be. nothing. Riley Gaines would be [ __ ]. nothing without trans people. Nothing. All she is is some Bible study leader. that's full of [ __ ] She doesn't have an. original thought. But here we have just. a right-wing pastor to show you how. cancerous. uh Christianity is in the Bible Belt. Uh. here's a right-wing pastor attacking. James Talarico. Play the clip. >> Talarico also once said that he was. coming to terms with his masculinity and.

his whiteness. Watch this. >> Even prophetic voices like Jesus have. helped me reckon with my own whiteness, my own masculinity, my own certainty, my. own ego. It's a never-ending process and. it's a painful process. >> Yeah, my heart weeps for you. Look, I'm. I'm not sure who's going to be anchoring. the first debate between those two, but. my first question if I was invited would. be Mr. Talerico. Now,

have you now as a 37-year-old man. finally come to terms with your manhood. or do you, sir, perhaps I don't know, have an affinity for frilly underpants? What's up with that? >> Okay, keep that up real quick. Look at. this guy. I want you all to look at this. guy's face. He seems he sees James. Talerico and he immediately goes to. James Talerico in frilly underpants. That's where his brain goes. This is. more of a reveal about this guy right. here. Look at this schmuck. Do you think.

he could walk into a bar and get laid? No. What do you think his Pornhub. history looks like? I can guarantee you, I would just bet my life on it, that. we've got a lot of men in frilly. underpants that this guy is spank. banking to because it is not normal. It. is not normal to be this big God-fearing. Christian and to hear a politician speak. about their life or politics and go to. thinking about a heterosexual man in. frilly panties. This is more of a tell.

on the right wing and the Democrats need. to start messaging it as such. This. notion that the left is so consumed by. culture wars is a lie. It is a lie. The right wing is consumed. by culture wars. All right, I don't know about you guys, but I'm constantly getting all of these. targeted ads for things. I'm like, I. actually do kind of want that, but is it. a racket? Is it good? Is there another. version of it that's cheaper? That's. where I have to share my online shopping.

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confident about what to buy. James Comerica talks about. affordability, health care, all of the. things that materially impact the. populace. This guy, the right-wing, the. mega Christians are thinking about. people like big-titty Brian and panties, which brings me to a review of I want to. think about all of these mega. Republicans. in the world and let's pull up the first.

one. Here's Tim Scott. If I ever get the keys to the internet, I will reveal his Google search and. Pornhub history cuz I guarantee you when. rubber hits the road, he's not thinking. about her. Next up, we have, of course, Matt Schlapp and Mercedes Schlapp. Matt. Schlapp goes to CPAC events and grabs. penises and balls every chance he can. get. He's a sexual predator. He prefers. penises to Mercedes Schlaap anything on. her.

Every time he gets away from Mer-. Mercedes Schlaap, Matt Schlaap is. schlapping and tickling every man he can. get without consent. Penises, conservative maggot penises are not safe. around Matt Schlaap. And I want that. pastor over on Newsmax to talk about. this. I want him to talk about the. penises surrounding Matt Schlaap because. we here at I Hit News are for. penile safety among conservatives. Even.

though Matt Schlaap is not Moving along, I would like to discuss Josh Hawley's. inability to kiss his wife. Okay? Josh Hawley did a an engagement photo. shoot with the kicker Harrison Butker of. the uh. uh Kansas City Chiefs. I've never seen. Josh Hawley look so happy as he was in. the presence of this man. It looked like. a gay photo shoot. It It wasn't. They. were just two straight men doing.

straight stuff in the end zone. But look. at Look at that. I mean if if your husband kissed you. like that I mean wouldn't you just be. like, "Honey, it's okay. You can go and. come out of the closet." But moving. along, I want to bring something to. everybody's attention that I think we've. been very remiss in doing. Pop up the. next photo. I often talk about Moses and Grindr. Johnson here on the left. But I really don't discuss the wife of. little Grindr as much. I'm wondering.

is this one of those What's it called, Kylie? Lavender marriages? Okay. Lavender marriage listener is when. you have a gay and a lesi that marry. All right? And I think that. I was talking to a lesbian friend of. mine, Renee. And she said, "Oh, I get a. total lezzy ping from Moses Mike. Grinder's wife. We focus on these MAGA. men so much, but I'll tell you what, I've never heard about so much midlife. lesbianism as I have lately in the Bible.

Belt. These straight women are dropping. like flies, leaving their MAGA husbands. and marrying women.". And so, just because I believe in. equality and I believe in bullying both. genders equally, I think we need to do a. deep dive, Ryan and Kylie, on the wife. of little Grinder. And finally, in. wishing everybody a happy pride, speaking of freely underpants and all of. these things, I want to leave you all. with this. >> Happy Pride Month.

>> from Ladybug Graham, these hypocrites. And a great way to. support our show is to buy my book. You. can pre-order it. It's called Not Today, Fascist. And I want to dedicate this to. all the DL MAGA lezzies. I've been so. focused on the men. I haven't done. enough time. with the lesbians. So, I'm going to. really deep dive into this. I'm going to. get a lesbian council. And we're going to dive into the women. of MAGA because Riley Gaines,

it's interesting that you're so. triggered. by Pride Month. It's just very. interesting that an alleged straight. person that's completely comfortable in. her femininity gets that [ __ ]. triggered. All right, that's all we have. Like and. subscribe. We'll be back later with more. news.