IHIP News:π¨ MAGA CIVIL WAR!! Trump BASHES JD Vance On LIVE TV; MAGA Influencer Says CUT TRUMP OFF?!
To I Hip News viewers and I've had it. podcast viewers, I owe you all a. tremendous apology. In all of the. reporting on Kristi Noem and her husband. Big Titty Brian, I've been remiss in. leaving out one photograph that I. believe is incredibly important. reporting and I apologize and I intend. to right that wrong immediately. Please. pop up the photograph. As you can see here in this photograph, we have Big Titty Brian and and I just I.
completely missed this. But in the closet behind Big Titty Brian. is a golden retriever. Kylie, if you. would zoom in. >> [laughter]. >> And you can see the bewilderment, the. confusion, the disappointment. The disguise like when I know that, you. know, Kristi Noem was on day three or. four of extended thoughts and prayers um. for uh she's blindsided by all of this. There's reporting by the way that she's. known about it the whole time. Pretty.
credible reporting. But perhaps what do. you think's going through that golden. retriever's mind right there? I think. he's saying, "I thought we were a godly. family.". >> [laughter]. >> I didn't know we I mean, here's the. deal. I mean, is anybody shocked by. anything going on in the Noem house. after she shot her dog and goat? Like. seriously. >> Yeah, we can't forget about the goat. All right, listen, this is hilarious. So, Fox News, you know, they have to. report this right? And so uh. just. this was a story on Fox in the last day.
or two. Play the clip. >> Tells the post, as you mentioned, uh Ms. Noem is devastated, the family. blindsided. They're asking for privacy. and prayers at this time. For its part, the Daily Mail reports Byron Noem. doesn't deny explicit online. conversations, but says he never. compromised national security while his. wife served as Homeland Security. Secretary. A sad story indeed, Will. Back to you. >> A literally unbelievable story, Kevin. It might be worth noting that even. though this is April 1st, this is not a.
joke for April Fools. What a story. >> And I just think it's interesting that. Kevin thinks that's a sad story. There's. nothing sad about it. I mean, it it's. Kristi Noem has been banging Corey. Lewandowski forever. The sad part about. this whole story is that Kristi Noem was. a a part, a leader of the. one of the largest budgets the United. States government has allotted, which is. to DHS. And that she oversaw the shooting of two.
Americans that were peacefully. protesting. That's the sad part. But Fox. News is wound up because Big Titty Brian. got busted with his big titties. It's. just crazy. And perhaps it will speak to. that. How does that hit? Like your parents are. Fox News viewers. How does that hit with. them that oh, it's all of a sudden. there's empathy. There's no empathy for. all of these human rights violations, but we have empathy for this Christian. family whose husband, you know, puts on a big rack and parades.
around in a pile of vans. Yeah. >> Uh I think that it's probably. poor Kristi. You know. >> [laughter]. >> That's just it's such a bad thing. And. And here's the deal. I did divorce for. 100 years. Like men cross-dressing in. women's clothes, particularly their. wives, that is not nuanced. I mean, that. happens all the time. So for Fox and. Will Cain to act like they're so. shocked, but this happens. You're. just not talking about it. But in terms. of my family, it'll be poor Kristi, you.
know, but they say she's having an. affair, but I guess we now know why. Running cover for her bad behavior. >> Gotcha. >> Yeah. Okay, so just in moving along with. the MAGA somebody that we have. really had our eye off the ball on, of. course, is Don Jr.'s ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle. And she has been. balling out. I mean, living her best. life in Greece.
after the Trumps deported her, of. course. Let's pop up the post. Kimberly. Guilfoyle's glamorous new life is. drawing scrutiny after she approved the. construction of a $58,000. basketball court at the ambassador's. official residence. And our producers. also dug up that she spent 29K. on a photographer just to. arbitrarily follow her around and post. and take pictures of Just at. her at her leisure. Just. photo photo professional photography on.
demand. So, you know, when they came in. with waste, fraud, and abuse. >> Oh, yeah. >> MAGA. Like, you know, we're going to get. to the bottom of all this waste, fraud, and abuse. The end of the day, this whole movement. has been about allowing people like. Kimberly. and Big Titty Brian and all of the. oligarchs able to do whatever they want. to do. on the backs of hardworking Americans. that for so many Americans, like a very.
high percentage, if they get a root. canal, they could be bankrupt. Like, it's. utterly insane. And Kimberly's dropping. a 100K on a basketball court and. photographer combined, and you're paying. for it. And you're paying for it. And. Elon Musk has the audacity to parade. around and say, "Oh, yeah, there's this. waste waste, fraud, and abuse." When the. truth is this, the waste, fraud, and. abuse is the fact that Tesla paid $0 in. income tax. Zero, listener. We simply cannot afford these.
bottom-feeding billionaires. We cannot. afford these people, their depravity, and their lifestyle. I don't give a. if Kimberly wants to do kinky I. don't care if Big Titty Brian wants to. do a bunch of kinky I don't care. if Kristi Noem's corn Corey. Lewandowski. Somebody's got to it. Might. as well be her, right? I just want to shame hypocrisy. I am a. hypocrisy shamer and I want to shame. these hypocrites. It's the hypocrisy.
that drives me crazy. Yeah, you know, I thought when all this. came out, Trump probably doesn't give a. He probably thinks it's great. I. mean, why does she want a basketball. court? That's what I couldn't figure. out. I'm sure she's got some boy toy. that's motorboating her, you know, and. and she's he wants to play basketball. But here's Dementia Don's nickname for. Kimberly. Play the Play the clip. >> Kimberley. Kimberley Gilfoyle. Kimberley. Now, Kimberley Gilfoyle has been my.
friend for a long time. I love calling. her Kimberley. >> [laughter]. >> Kimberley. It's my little pet name, right? But you are the greatest and I. heard they love you over there. I hope. you come back here in. 12 years or whatever the term ends. >> Kimberley. Kimberley. Kimberley. I love. Kimberley. I mean, what is he in. 10th grade? I mean. What's grosser is that she was engaged. to his son and he's talking It's just. That whole thing is ridiculous. Okay. So, um at the same press.
conference. Trump has really been trolling J.D. Vance and he loves to engage in these. humiliation rituals. Like he'll. humiliate little Marco. He'll humiliate. J.D. Vance. And so here's a clip of. Trump completely trolling our little. smoky-eyed sociopath. Play the clip. >> The White House including Vice President. J.D. Vance. I think J.D. Is J.D. here? Where is J.D.? >> [applause]. >> Oh, hi [cheering] J.D.
He's He's lost weight. He got a little. thinner and I'm I'm looking for. I'm looking for a heavy-set gentleman. and now I find a perfect a. perfect-looking specimen. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, to me that is so hilarious. because he's like, JD JD. He's like, you. know, like you're not relevant and JD. Vance has tried so hard to. be everything he can be to everybody in. this moment, to be everything to Peter.
Thiel, to be everything to Trump, to try. to keep the maggot base. And JD Vance. has written a book on Catholicism. with a picture of a Methodist church on. the cover. >> [laughter]. >> And so and he's also trying to be like. anti-war. Here's the thing that I know. with everything in me. Donald Trump sucks at everything. >> Yeah. >> Except for people over. >> Right. >> And I know and I believe in you, Kanks. I believe that you will sock it to JD. Vance on your way out the door, whether. it be on your deathbed or whether it be.
on your way to prison. I know, there's. no way he's going to go, oh, it's your turn. >> No. >> You're it's your rightful place in line. There is not a planet in the world that. petty ass queen, Kanks, will ever be. gracious to JD Vance. So I love this. little casual trolling here. Here's the deal, Trump is already. furious because he really he's been. trolling him at Mar-a-Lago by like. pulling he wants to back Marco Rubio. because he's mad about JD Vance staying. in the background about Iran. He's.
secretly meeting with Republican donors. He knows that. Vance is coming up and I agree with you, he cannot stand it. He cannot stand the. thought. Do you think it's ever crossed his mind. like you're going to get impeached and. JD's going to ascend to the throne? That. probably infuriates him. No, I I don't I don't think it I don't. think he thinks that way because the. Supreme Court gave him immunity and he's. governed as though he'll never face. accountability ever. I I just I don't. think he thinks that way and it's hard.
for us to imagine that. >> Yeah. >> But these people are they're not like. us. All right. And then I in conclusion, do not leave this video. You will not. want to miss a second of this. online funeral for Donald Trump hosted. by Alex Jones. Play the clip. >> Well, three times the size they were. before. That means heart failure. He. does look sick. And he does. babble and you don't. sound like the brain's not doing too.
hot. And so. we just cut bait on Trump. and we just mobilize against the. Democrats. >> Wow. Yeah, so I mean, there's an online. funeral that he just had. for Trump. And you know, I think it was. in another video we played where he said. that Trump needed to get his dick out of. the beehive. >> [laughter]. >> in Iran. And so, you know, this is. this is something that they're really. good at. So, the whole cult, at least.
with the influencers, is kind of falling. apart, right? And his independent. independent independents, Latino, the. people that helped get him elected aside. from the cultists have all jumped ship. But he stays focused on we have to. you know, we have to get focused on the Democrats. again. And um I appreciate how focused. they are on that because they don't. believe in anything else other than. defeating democracy, defeating equality, defeating justice for all. And they're. so laser-focused on it that they will. literally kill any chance they have at.
equality, kill any chance that they have. of getting higher wages just to make. sure Democrats don't have it. That. commitment. to your enemy is is next level that. you're willing to damage yourself for. that. That really is something that I. just simply cannot relate to at all. >> Well, you see women doing it. They're. voting against their daughters. Now. they're rolling out we want to repeal. the 19th Amendment. Like. people voting against their own interest. is just that's what the Republicans do.
best. They truly do. But you know, I. find it interesting the way he said, "We're just going to cut bait.". Like that they're cutting bait. >> Well, I mean, here's the thing, too. They have no choice but to cut bait. This guy's 80 years old. He's a He's got. dementia. He's a lame duck. Either he's. going to be term-limited out or he's. going to croak dead. And so, it's. All of this stuff that he says, it's. just Captain Obvious stuff. And so, they're trying to rally the troops to. whoever they want the heir apparent to. be, which is going to be probably a J.D.
Vance or I think you could see an. influencer type person like Tucker or, you know, in the next couple of. election cycles, it's going to be. somebody like Nick Fuentes because these. people are getting worse. They are. getting worse and worse. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more. news soon.
