IHIP News: LOL! Trump and Kristi Noem EXPLODE After Being OBLITERATED By South Park!
Mechanical's Taco Tits girlfriend Laura. Loomer had a very interesting tweet. yesterday. Kylie popped this up. Laura. Loomer tweets, "What if I told you a. highlevel official in the US government. had an account on a sex solicitation. website and regularly engaged in swinger. activity? Would anyone even be. surprised? I wonder how long it will be. till it comes out." A lot of things will.
then start to make more sense. A lot. tick tock. And so, would we be. surprised? Absolutely not. Um, who do we. think this is? I kind of don't think. it's taco tits because if all that blood. is staying in the ankles all the time, I. think it would have a hard time getting. to the penis. I'm no medical doctor, but. I just think that maybe we could. eliminate him. So, I'm kind of thinking, is it Moses Mike? Is it JD Vance? I.
don't know. But Laura, we're here. We're. ready. Let's move along to the courage. that we're seeing in the United States. of America right now. We are seeing. courage from people in the independent. media. We are seeing courage from the. makers and producers and creators of. South Park. Put up this tweet. Brian. Allen tweets, South Park didn't just go. scorched earth. They napalmed the. narrative. This week's episode has Dora.
the Explorer getting ice rated at her. own show, then trafficked straight to. Mara Lago to give old men massages. That's right. A kids cartoon character. ends up massaging a geyser in Trump's. Palace of Denial. Christy Gnome shoots a. puppy in the opening scene. Ice raids. heaven. Trump, Vance, and Satan rub. elbows on Fantasy Island. And when. Mackey sees what's happening, even he.
nopes out of the job. Okay, so let's. play this clip. And I just want to. remind you here, the mindset of MAGA, you guys, that is if they could send ice. into heaven to remove it of brown. people, they would freaking do it. And. then Christy had the audacity yesterday. to get on Twitter and make a statement. that liberals are always making fun of. conservatives appearances. Has she. checked the Twitter record, the social.
media record of her boss? Does she. realize that on right-wing media they're. always talking about pink-haired. lesbians and they're always talking. about specifically black and brown. people? And this woman has the audacity. to say such a thing. And furthermore, what a snowflake. This is your policy. Stand by it. This is what happens. You. wanted a chair in the hot seat. This is. what happens in a free society that. you're trying to make unfree. When you.
get on the big stage, you're open to. criticism and ridicule. And if you don't. like that, then maybe you should have. stayed in South Dakota and um continued. killing puppies if that's your big thing. to do. All right. Next up, JD Vance is. rather confused. Our little smoky eye. sociopath is trying to play offense and. it face plants spectacularly. He says, "Well, I finally made it." And. it shows him as the little guy from. Fantasy Island and the chubbiest face.
you have ever seen. And in reality, what. he's trying to skirt the MAGA people. from knowing here is JD Vance with a. bottle of baby oil. And in this scene, Trump tells Vance to lube up Satan. Okay? And JD Vance, your best play here. would just be to ignore it. Just totally. ignore this entire thing. But these MAGA.
men are so thin skinned. He's saying. he's made it and he's so clueless as to. what happens outside of the teeny weeny. low testosterone segment of Twitter, the. Elon Musk side of Twitter, where they. are just completely out to lunch. All. right, next up, uh, South Park roast. MAGA Christians and ICE deporting brown. people from heaven. You ask a triple. Trumper, which Pumps and I have, what.
would Jesus do? would Jesus deport these. people? And they look you straight in. the face and say, "Yes, I think he. would." This is not that far-fetched. And so, you have the creators of South. Park doing what the Democratic Party. should be doing right now if they. weren't beholden to Israel. They would. be making a crystalclear moral case. about this. But they can't because. they're tethered to special interests. And this is such a layup of a message.
It's such a layup to go after these. hypoc hypocritical Christians and just. how uncristlike they are, but they. refuse to do it. You guys, it's so important that we get. factual, fact-based news, and you wonder. like when you're on the internet, how on. earth do I do this? And this is why I. want to talk about Kathy Hokll. And she. has welcomed New York, Texas Democrats. who fled the redistricting vote. And you. can look at two headlines to see how.
this gets covered. The first is from a. lean leftft um source. The headline is. New York governor vows retaliation after. Texas GOP's redistricting move. And on. ground news, my go-to app, it tells me. that there is a very high factuality in. this article. And if you go to the right. leaning headline, it says Democrat New. York Governor Kathy Hokll vows war over. GOP redistricting in Texas. And because.
I use ground news, I'm able to see how. much fact is in this. And it says it's. mixed factuality. So there you have it. right there. That's why these people. that, you know, that are triple Trumpers. start spewing misinformation and lies. because they read it. It's cooked into. the books. And that's why Ground News is. so incredibly helpful. And you guys, because we have such a great partnership. with them, we are asking you to join us. by going to groundnews.com/ihip.
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And if you want to know what's on the. other side of this, on the other side of. this bravery and um tenacity to go after. this fascist regime, on the other side. we have Tim Cook of Apple. And this is a. profile in cowardice. What this man did. in the Oval Office a couple of days ago, Ruth Ben Gillat, she is a an expert on. authoritarianism. She calls this moral. collapse in action. Play the clip.
>> Yes, please. Uh, this box was made here. in the US in California. and this glass comes on the Corning. line. Uh, it's engraved for President Trump. It's a unique unit of one. It was. designed by a US Marine Corps corporal, a former one that works at Apple. >> He's done well. >> Designed it for you. And the base. uh comes from Utah.
and is 24 karat gold and it sits. >> Okay, >> enough. This is a humiliation ritual. done by a lot of dictators. So what. happens when people start to form an. authoritarian regime? It doesn't happen. overnight. So the Trump administration. has formed it and many times the. oligarchs then go to unite with the. authoritarian government under the false. pretenses that that unification is going.
to protect their businesses. But history. has taught us that when corporations did. this with Hitler ultimately these. corporate leaders business leaders were. killed and then the German government. took over these businesses. The same. thing has happened with Putin in Russia. You can't go a month without hearing. about some CEO or business leader in. Russia that's quote fallen out of a. window. And so this is such a. shortsighted play by Tim Cook and it.
pisses me off for a multitude of. reasons. Number one, we all buy these. products. And to see this piece of. Tim Cook, loyal to the MAGA regime. instead of having the courage to say, "You have a low 30% approval rating. Our. customers are global and let's say 70%. of our customers are in the United. States and only 30% support you. We're.
not doing this." But the fact that he's. bent the knee to him is such a. humiliation ritual that you see in. authoritarian regimes. Further, you may. remember that Trump and his evil. American psycho sons, Dumb and Dumber, have been talking about Trump phones. And I just want to flag this and I want. you guys to bookmark this right now. If. Taco Tits, and we all know he's like 98. years old, but if he continues and he's. able to usurp the elections, okay, and.
he stays in power for some godforsaken. reason, they'll take Apple. They will. take it. This is what authoritarian. regimes do. These corporations are so. shortsighted. So, on the one hand, you. have the makers of South Park ridiculing. these titty baby pathetic excuse for. human beings that are these MAGA men. And then you have Tim Cook who is a gay. man, a gay man, a gay CEO. and he is in.
there kissing the ass of this. administration when Pete Hegth renamed a. uh ship that was called the Harvey Milk. because Harvey Mil was gay. This is a. profile in cowardice of the highest. order and this will not end well for Tim. Cook. This is such a short-sighted play. and it is absolutely infuriating. And. then finally, I just want to flag.
something that came out a couple days. ago that I thought was hilarious. Might. as touch covered this. Um Chris Cuomo. fell prey to an AI of uh AOC and it was. so obviously AI with what she was. saying, but further than that, right in. the center of the screen, it was marked. as satire or parody or AI. He falls prey. to it and he starts attacking AOC. The. mightest touch reports Chris Cuomo. deleted a tweet criticizing Democrats.
after falling for an obvious AI deep. fake of AOC. And then he thinks that he. can stay the course of his complaint. against her her as though he hasn't. seated all objectivity. and um object as though he hasn't seated. all objectivity at that point. He still. acts like he has a leg to stand on. Go. to the next. He tweets and and to nobody. in particular, nothing about Hamas or.
people burning Jews cars, but Sweeney. Jean's ad deserve time on floor of. Congress. Uh what happened to this. party? Fight for small business, not for. small culture wars. This is what happens. when you are so looking for confirmation. bias. And Chris Cuomo expects expects. for us to believe that he's an objective. journalist and he sees AI that falls for. his narrative that he wants to pedal and. then he thinks he still has credibility.
And I'm here to tell you guys, we cannot. give these people credibility anymore. The Tim Cooks, the Chris Cuomo, we need. to support the people that have the. courage to stand up and fight for. democracy. Okay, we're dangerously. closing in on 1 million. Make sure you. buy our book and I'll see you all later. today. [Music].
