IHIP News: Kristi Noem's Life IN SHAMBLES as Trump Ready to FIRE HER AGAIN Amidst MORE SCANDAL!

All right, today we're going to bring in. our producer, Ryan Beals, to present. stories to Pumps and me. We don't know. what they are and we're all going to. react together. Please play along in the. comment section. Ryan, welcome to I Hit. News today. What stories do you have for. us? So excited to be here. Um all right, Kylie, if you can pop this up. Chrissy Ice Barbie Gnome could already. be be forced out of the phony role she. was given after Donald Trump. unceremoniously fired her. And we have. some more reporting from The Daily Beast.

article. Chrissy Ice Barbie Gnome could already. be forced out of the phony role she was. given after being unceremoniously fired. by Donald Trump from leading the. Department of Homeland Security, according to a report. Gnome is said to. be barely showing up at the office for. her seemingly made-up position as. special envoy to the shield of the. Americas. At least four officials who. followed her from DHS into the role have. been placed on administrative leave by. the White House, The Daily Mail. reported.

I wonder why she's not showing up to. work. Yeah. I can think of a couple. reasons. Big titty Brian's tit number one and tit. number two. Here's the deal. If I was given a job a. made-up job. and it was some stupid name I don't. think I'd show up either. Like this. whole thing is fake. She's fake. What. I'm waiting for are the lawsuits to. claim back all the money that she. corruptly put into her own pocket and.

her friends' pocket. That's what I'm. waiting for. Well, didn't Corey Lewandowski also. grift a bunch of money off of all of. this? >> Yes. They were saying it was. pay-to-play. With like Corey would be like, "If you. want me to take this up higher, you give. me a little uh juice on the side." So, I. mean, they're both as corrupt as [ __ ]. I think Trump made up this job for her. because he has to keep people He can. fire them, but he has to keep them close.

so that they don't tell all. And then he. has this whole. uh Well, if you want a pardon at the end. of this, you're going to have to play. ball. But I think she is not showing up. to her new job, as Pumps she said. hilariously one day, as the American. Avenger. Um and you know, you know she with this new title, the. shield, the photo shoot opportunities. for her. to. keep piling on to all of the costuming.

she likes to wear. I mean, this is a. whole new ballgame for her. So, the fact. that she is not showing up to roll out. photographic images where she can dress. up and cosplay tells me that this big. titty Brian reveal a lot of people. suggested maybe she leaked it. I don't. know if she leaked it. I think I think. somebody in Trump's orbit leaked it. I. think it was a it was like, "We've got. this on you. You better play ball. You. better keep your mouth shut or there's. going to be more coming out." That's I.

think a Steven Miller, a Susie Wiles a. Laura Loomer leaked the big titty Brian. um uh photos and story. I think that's a. great guess. Okay. Ryan, what's our next story? All. right, next we have a video from Hunter. Biden and let's see what he says. And. I think he's trying to organize a a cage. match, me versus Eric and Don Jr. I told him I'd do it. I'm 100% in if he.

can pull it off. And if he can't, I'm. still coming. And I think he's got a lot. of other surprises up his sleeve. A lot. of fun. And I hope I can see you guys. out there. You can get tickets online right now. And I'll see you out on tour. I have to tell you Oh, go ahead, Ryan. >> was just going to say who wins in a cage. match, Don Jr., Eric, or Hunter Biden? Oh, Hunter for sure. All day long. Hunter Hunter all the way. And I'm just. going to I'm just going to go on.

permanent record to say I love Hunter. Biden. I absolutely. love Hunter Biden. Every single clip. he's been on uh since uh Trump 2.0 I. love him. I think he's feisty. I wish he. would run for office. I think it would. MAGA would just go into a complete death. spiral. This is the guy who they're. wound up about because he has a very. large penis. And they don't have it. All. right. And there's video evidence of the.

size of this. And we have. already done our own analysis as to the. impotence, self-serving, teeny-weeny. issue that Pumps and I've diagnosed that. it permeates and is ubiquitous in the uh. bro-sphere. And this is a guy who has actually done. the therapeutic work to get sober, which. is really, really difficult to do. And. when you do that, it helps you become a. lot more emotionally mature. So, this.

guy had an art gallery sale and MAGA. lost their mind about it. I'm team. Hunter. I want Hunter to run. I love. Hunter Biden, Pumps. Yeah, I like him. He's very sassy and he doesn't he. doesn't give a [ __ ] He will go right at. people and he's unapologetic about it. And that's what I like about it. He's a. fighter, for sure. Here's the thing that. just reminded me. Trump is having a cage. match at the White House for his. birthday. How is this real?

It's the WWE presidency. It is. You. know, I mean, this is like this is their. whole schtick. It's. But I I'm I'm team Hunter. I like Hunter. Biden. I really do. Every time I've ever seen a. video of him, I like him a lot. Jennifer, I bet you and I could take Don. Jr. and Eric. 100%. Like I would bet on. us in a cage match with those two. Those. are the biggest two [ __ ] I've ever. seen walking the earth.

Yeah, I I think that would be fairly. easy. Um. Don Jr. is just a hysterical person. He's always. hysterical. And then Eric you know, I. don't know what's going on with Eric. I. think Lara has his balls in her cleavage. at all times. I agree. >> I mean, I think she just. stuck him right here and then goes on. Okay. Ryan, what story's next? >> next we have an update on the ballroom.

From Fact Boos, new reporting reveals. Trump's $400 million ballroom will use. tens of millions of dollars of foreign. steel. This comes as Trump denies US. automakers relief from tariffs for using. foreign steel. Sure, why not? Of course, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's. Yeah, let's have Iran build it. You. know, I mean, like. this this administration is built on. lies and hypocrisy. It's never America. first. They don't give a [ __ ] about.

America. It's always Trump first. And I. get a crazy selfish narcissist. I. understand that. Psychologically, we've. all known people like this or we've. watched movies or, you know, read novels. where a character is like this. It is the people surrounding him that. what are they getting in return? Like. here's my biggest question for you guys. What is little Moses Mike Grinder. Johnson getting out of this? What is it What is he getting? It's a great question. What is he.

getting? Do you think they have like his. Google search history or they have the. real porn history or is it or do they. have something on him? Because my brain. would be like, "Why would you been Why. would you humiliate yourself run around. talking about what a big Christian you. are and then help cover up for child. pedophilia?" He They must have blackmail. information on him. But time and time again you find out. with these people. they just genuinely will completely. debase themselves for Donald Trump for. no good reason. For nothing. For not for.

nothing. For [ __ ] nothing. Like I. need to know what little little. grinder's getting. I need to know. Moving on, uh we have some new reporting. from Axios that Roger Stone actually. saved Tulsi Gabbard's job. So, there. were some reporting when Pam Bondi was. fired that Tulsi might be next. And now. we're learning some more about it. So, Trump started polling advisors on their. opinions of Gabbard's testimony, her job. performance, and whether to replace her, The Guardian reported. Her fellow.

cabinet officials backed her, as did. Stone, when the president called him. last week, Axios has learned. Rod Quote, "Roger sealed the deal. He saved Tulsi.". A source familiar with Trump's thinking. told Axios. Stone declined to comment, but confirmed Thursday on X that he. interceded on Gabbard's behalf. "Fortunately, I acted in time." Quote. You know what's amazing about this is. how you have all of these players around.

the president. Like Laura Loomer, Roger. Stone, Steve Bannon, and all of these. [ __ ] that. that are pulling levers. in the executive branch and that Donald. Trump wants to know what Roger Stone. thinks or what Laura Loomer thinks. And. this has been normalized. and platformed and we all have to suffer. through this. Did you all hear the story. that uh. Grinder is hosting uh.

uh White House correspondents. >> story. >> god. Okay, go, Ryan. >> No, Grinder is set to host its first. White House Correspondents Dinner Party. And we have some more. uh reporting from The Hill. Kylie, if. you can pop this up. In an interview. last year, Grinder CEO George Harrison. said the dating app aimed to be a quote, "Place that is welcoming to everybody. regardless of political affiliation.". Quote, "No matter what their political. views are, people who are gay should be.

welcome on Grinder and we want them to. have a really good experience, Harrison. said at the time, confirming reports. that there was a quote, significant. spike in usage on the app in Milwaukee. during the Republican National. Convention in 2024. I love Grinder. I I want it. I want to. download the app. I I. I. I absolutely support this. I love that. they are stepping into politics. It. seems to me like it not only inclusive,

but it also seems like a smart business. maneuver to be at the White House. Correspondents Dinner. Because if they. were to follow large groupings of. Republicans getting together at the same. place at the same time, we see spikes, outages, etc. You know, you can look at. Turning Point Convict Conventions. You. can look at the funeral um pyrotechnic. uh display of Charlie Kirk and in.

Arizona, I understand that Grinder was. just on fire and outages in certain. places there. And so, I do like that. they said it is a place for all. gay people. And so, I like that Grinder. is meeting people where they are. Yeah. Um. I really think one of the most patriotic. things that could happen. um would be for just a huge sting. operation in this. And if somebody is. passively in the closet, I I support. them. I support their decisions. It's.

not my business. But to the Republican politicians that. ostracize gay people through legal. means, through passing legislation, towards culture wars, and then at night. they're fetishizing. the uh you know, they're doing gay stuff. at night. I am a hypocrisy shamer. I. want to shame people's hypocrisy because. the Republicans have made these culture. wars Mhm. like these big things, you. know, like.

we we we're against woke trans ideology. Well, what is that? What what what what. is that? What I want to know, I'm. against hypocritical ideology. I want to. know why. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. does what he does every single day and. is so obsessed with pornography and then. he thinks Magic Mike is pornography. That when he's you know, I just I want. to deep dive into all of that. What I want is a hero. I want a hero to.

go in and expose the whole thing. Like. the screenshots with Kristi Noem's. husband, that's what I'm looking for. here. That is what I need. I saw. somebody. It There's a really funny tweet. Kylie, pull it up. It's called that gay candle. guy. Oh. It's right here. He says that gay candle guy says, So, The Hill tweets, Grinder set to host the. first White House Correspondents Dinner. Party and that gay guy candle company. says, Lindsey Graham is about to be.

passed around like A [ __ ] RAGDOLL. THAT MAKES ME FEEL PATRIOTIC. YEAH. I. mean, can you imagine if we got a big. sting operation with. with all the Republicans and Mike. Johnson is caught in the act? Like I. don't think I could sleep for a week. I. would be so excited. I would pull. an all-nighter with you.

With I mean, I would have like. Homeland, the character Carrie, how she. had her crazy wall. Oh, I'd be right. there. I just think I think if we had. spare time, this is what I would propose. that we do, Pumps. We go to. the White House Correspondents Dinner, but not attend. We create incredible. Grinder profiles and we are versed in. all of the appropriate language. to be able to do conduct a full-blown.

sting operation and we just, you know, throw the line out and then we just sit. back and we just slowly start reeling. them all in. I I think it could be great. time and a great form act of patriotism. Yeah, great minds think alike. I was. thinking the exact same thing. Set up. about 100 Grinder profiles and just go. up to DC and just [ __ ] go. That would. be. I would feel like that was the most. patriotic thing we could do to prove we.

love our democracy is that. I agree. I. agree. All right, Ryan. >> That's all we got. Okay, that was. excellent, Ryan. This is our first. episode of Ryan shares the news with us. Please like and subscribe and we'll be. back later with more news.