IHIP NEWS: Katie Britt Cries For YOU & Gov. Kristi Noem's Teeth
the Bible report I have news it's not. good ready 1 2. 3 nailed it welcome welcome to iHip news. pumps clapped us on how are you today. pumps I'm great how are you I am. fantastic because I've really enjoyed. the. post State of the Union uh debris that's. been flowing around it's been absolutely. fabulous what I like about it so much is. the Republicans set the bar so low for.
Biden right all he had to do was walk. out and look alive not fall right and he. comes out guns blazing and just rips it. and then the Republicans of course Trot. out their uh response as impressed as I. was with Biden's State of the Union I. think my biggest takeaway is the. response well and the Republicans all.
know what a disaster this response was. and it's only really paralleled with. Marco Rubio remember when he was. dehydrated and he kept like leaning over. getting Poland Springs and like guzzling. it and then leaning back yeah this is. worse way worse so Senator Katie Britt. from Alabama has sent out an email. asking for money of course which all. politicians do both sides it's just the.
grift is so much more fun when it's on. the Republican side to read it it's so. much more. jaw-dropping so I want to do a dramatic. reading of uh Senator. Brit's plea for money let's hear it post. State of the Union there she. is there she is Mrs. Waterford. okay they attacked my character they. attacked my faith they attacked my.
identity as a. mother and a wife my heart is. broken not just for myself but for my. children your children oh for God sake. and the entire next generation of. Americans why because I didn't prepare a. 20 minute speech to stand up to Biden in. front of millions of Americans for.
me I did it for them MH I did it for. you I did it for your children. friend friend they're not just laughing. at. me they're laughing at every single. American who dares to stand up to their. radical agenda every. patriot who fights to defend their.
American. Dream I'll tell you what I've just. [ __ ] had it with is all these people. that [ __ ] up held to account and then. they say oh well they're doing it for. you she embarrassed herself on national. TV for me she did it for your kids right. she did don't she did it for you yeah. and for your kids Patriot right I mean. throwing out the Patriot you always know. it's a they don't believe in democracy. when they start throwing the Patriot. word around.
I mean I have so had. it with the Patriot [ __ ] it's just a. huge red flag it really is if your whole. identity is that of being a patriot and. you have not served in the armed forces. I think it's a little weird I do too. especially when you support someone that. tried to overthrow democracy and wants. to do it if he gets an office again so.
you can't you can't get to do that you. don't get to have both you see her heart. is broken her heart is broken because. she look like a dumb [ __ ] and she says. my heart is broken not just for myself. but for my children and here's the deal. Senator Brett when you choose to put. yourself out you choose to invite. criticism into your life when we started. our podcast and our YouTube channel. guess what we get a lot of criticism. from it but you don't see us whining.
about it saying they're really coming. after our viewers right which is. [ __ ] because pumps and I at the end. of the day can choose not to do this and. there is no bigger stage on the planet. that invites criticism into your life. than running for United States Senator. president Congress whatever absolutely. so what she has done is. self-inflicted from start to finish and.
back in the day the Republican party was. all about personal accountability and. responsibility we're Republicans we're. responsible and we're accountable this. is the biggest bunch of [ __ ] where. she cannot take ownership for number one. a ridiculous speech ridiculous with her. Diamond studded. crucifix and it was embarrassing for. herself for her children for the. Republican Party and for the United.
States of America and there's only one. person to blame Katie Britt and that is. you that's right Katie you did it you. could have told your advisers no I don't. think sitting in an empty kitchen is a. good look I don't think that ridiculous. cross is a good look but you didn't you. went both feet in teared up lied sexy. voiced the whole night and here's the. thing she says that she's fighting for. every single American and here's the.
difference between the side that she. fights for and the side that we fight. for the side that she fights for when. they win people are denied rights. correct the side that we fight for when. we win people gain rights and none of. those rights affect her or her children. or her Patriot friends right they are. not affected that's the difference when. this handmade this Mrs Waterford from. the handmaid TA gets what she wants.
marginalized groups suffer all right. speaking of batshit crazy Republican. politicians I would like to and griffs I. would like to um draw your attention to. the governor of South. Dakota who. bizarrely rolls out an. infomercial for a dentist and I would. just like to say as crazy as that sounds. it is so on brand for today's Republican. party and she is on Trump's short list.
to be his VP and again I want to remind. you and the viewer she is a current. sitting governor of the state of South. Dakota and she rolls out this well hi. I'm Christine gome I'm the governor of. South Dakota and had the opportunity to. come to smile Texas to fix my teeth. which has been absolutely amazing for. years I have needed to have an. adjustment to my teeth from a biking. accident and they have been absolutely. phenomenal uh for me being able to have.
a confident smile and and have my teeth. be something that's not a distraction. but actually um is appealing to people. will be helpful because I think that. it'll make sure that we're focused on. really the right points that I want to. make I don't know if she's I mean she's. clearly been paid for this 100% my. question is are there no dentists in. South Dakota why did she have to go to. Texas the whole thing is so bizarre yet. at the same time.
it makes perfect sense in the world of. today's Republican party it's right on. brand sitting Governor is grifting for a. Texas dentist because I think she said. her teeth are screwed up because she. worked on a farm and all these other. weird non sequitors as to why she. doesn't have good teeth and she went to. Texas and this dentist helped her get. great teeth and I. just my guess is that dentist paid her a. lot of money to do that.
well I mean I don't think it has. anything to do with their teeth. obviously that Dennis did and obviously. this is just what the Republican party. is today like you know recently the the. GOP was the RNC was taken over by Lara. Trump and I think her wholeo is to get. money in to pay Trump's legal bills. right I've heard her say that in several. interviews that her single Focus will be. to get him elected and to pay for his.
litigation costs which is interesting. because the one thing that he you know. campaigned on and he still talks about. all the time is what a great businessman. he is a great businessman and how rich. he is billions and billions and billions. yet it's just a constant grift from the. stakes the university you did it a few. episodes ago all the grifting that he. does and it's amazing to me that he has. to pay all this money.
he just had to post an like a. 91 something million dollar bond for. defaming a woman that he's sexually. assaulted and. defamed and he couldn't come up with the. money he's so rich that he couldn't come. up with the money to pay the bond he had. to use a bonding charity company to do. that so with this almost 500 million. that he has to post in two weeks I'm. anxious to see if he's so rich he has to. bond that out too doesn't he stiff as. lawyer. he stiffs his lawyers all the time in.
fact in Rudy giuliani's bankruptcy he. owes Rudy Giani over $2. million which he'll never pay right but. yet he's talking about NATO people not. paying their bills right I'm like you. don't get to talk about people not. paying their bills you're well known for. not paying their bills I think that the. campaign even they go into these cities. and they're supposed to pay the city for. the security right and they don't yeah. and then you pointed out something the. other day when we were off camera that. everywhere Trump goes he goes with a.
motorcade everywhere he goes with a. motorcade we saw Bill Clinton getting a. book at a bookstore the other day no. motorcade no motor one Secret Service. person right I mean the guy is just an. egomaniac narcissistic fool and some of. the collateral damage of the Trump. presidency leads me to our next story of. the week which the Supreme Court wants. 19.4 million and new funds to protect.
the justices and their homes and so what. I have to say about this is of course. they are you know the Supreme Court of. the United States of America security. should be important but if that's a tit. then the tat to that would be who is. going to protect us from from the. Supreme Court it's a great Point who. where can we request money where can. Kate Cox from Texas who had to flee her. state for life-saving medical care who.
can she ask for money for protection. from the Supreme Court since they always. you know make sure the gun lobby and big. corporations are protected over. individuals where do individuals go so. in saying that they want security you. would think that maybe they might be. able to find some empathy for regular. everyday people to be protected from the. corporations that the Trump Court.
constantly gives more rights to than. human. beings now I don't know where we file. such a complaint I don't think there is. I you know here's the deal if we're. going to Tit for Tat I would just tat. for an a rule of Ethics that's. enforcable I mean like my my requests. are small that's the thing with the. Supreme Court we voted this is a. minority appointed Supreme Court this is. not a court of the people and they're. acting like they have a freaking mandate.
and they don't this is a minority Trump. batshit Lawless court with all sorts of. unethical Behavior going on and so just. kind of had it with them all right. lastly this is another story that just. gets in my. craw you know Trump goes around and he. does all these rallies all the time and. it's just a NeverEnding lazy Susan. of batshit crazy statements that this.
man says it's unbelievable and so here's. just you could literally I could start. talking about it now and not end until. the end of this campaign season that's. how much crazy [ __ ] this man says but. something I think we need to talk about. is that he is referring to the criminals. that beat up cops on the January 6. Insurrection that have been tried in a. court of law and found guilty and that.
are now serving time he is now referring. to them as hostages and I quote he says. my first acts as your next president. will be to close the border drill baby. drill and free the January 6 hostages. being wrongfully imprisoned it's. unbelievable like that statement alone. is disqualifying. enough but that is just not even. remotely on the r. because what he says is so vile and so.
ridiculously appalling that that people. just read that they like H said it again. the thing is yeah the J the j6 choir at. all of his rallies they lead the songs. for him to walk in the thing is is he is. he acts like these people are political. prisoners they're not that were. wrongfully convicted and we have due. process here and all of these people.
were offered due process the election. that he claims that he won I think it. was how many 61 court cases and all of. this evidence that proves that he lost. the election and to start calling these. people that beat up. cops uh bashed in the capital attempted. a coup wanted to hang the president I. mean I'm sorry wanted to hang the vice. president were hunting for Nancy Pelosi. [ __ ] in the took a [ __ ] and pissed and.
acted like a bunch. of rednecks on spring break yeah the. fact that he's empowering this behavior. is so incredibly dangerous in Brazil. they had the same thing happen and guess. what the public was outraged the Press. reported on it properly they put in a. new government and all of these people. like it's that is it's done it's over. with it doesn't live on and Brazilian. president is exiled and guess where.
maralago. Florida well and you just saw that uh. the president of Hungary a dictator a. dictator who is Putin's. BFF goes to Florida he comes to the. United States he doesn't come to visit. the president of the United States I. would hope he wouldn't be invited he. comes to visit who a man who basically. is a mental patient Escape at Mara Lago. wherein. they all say if he wins they will no.
longer help Ukraine and so there this is. so incredibly dangerous and you have all. of these Americans I mean I think it's I. would say that the portion of Americans. that are full-blown trumpers is probably. 30% from what I've read it it's not half. the country there's about 30% cuckoo for. Cocoa pups and they're they're gone. they're never going to get better. there's no way you're ever going to be. able to walk them off the ledge I mean. this is full-blown cult.
indoctrination but to start referring to. the people that have been found guilty. of all sorts of crazy ass. crimes for this. man Donald Trump and he starts calling. them hostages it's just it's. ridiculous it's so disqualifying in my. opinion I mean that kind of behavior and. language is disqualifying imagine if. Biden started saying he needed to.
release people in the penal system for. no reason here's all you have to do. imagine that all of the people on. January 6th were. black right and it was for Obama and. then Obama Started campaigning again and. he said he was going to release the. hostages the racism would be so through. the roof and I know we're not supposed. to play. whataboutism but to me it's important to.
draw this parallel because what Trump is. doing and continues to do is Peak white. supremacy the root of this movement is. white. evangelicalism which is rooted in racism. and homophobia and misogyny that is the. root of this driving force. and we've had it I've had it with Trump. I've had it with the governor South.
Dakota and her teeth from Texas it's. nuts I've had it with the Supreme. Court so you know here's the thing the. reason why we started this news channel. is we're not going to be. short on crazy [ __ ] to talk about no it. just keeps coming it's the gift that. keeps on giving and here's the thing. like you know I used to think okay. they're all Boomers they're going to die. off that christye gnome is probably. younger than you and me she's in her 40s.
right Katie Brit is way younger yes I. wanted to add this I forgot to say this. earlier I cannot listen to her talk. about sex trafficking when she is. supporting and has her lips firmly. planted on the ass of a convicted rapist. right because Trump has been found jury. uh found guilty or found liable by jury. in a civil case of raping furthermore. the story that she spoke about was all a.
lie no it wasn't a lie it was the story. actually happened but not to her the. circumstances surrounding it it wasn't. when during Biden's presidency it wasn't. in America it was in Mexico blah blah. but she started making these parallels. that somehow Biden was responsible for. this right and all of that and that she. talked to Lady personally and she did. not and she did. not she sucks she sucks they all suck. Christy whatever sucks with her. her teeth look great from Texas her.
Texas teeth look fabulous and I mean of. course Donald Trump sucks and all of his. supporters suck quit trying to this we. need to reach out we don't we cannot. help them they're too far gone but. here's the difference the laws that our. side will pass will not affect their. life the laws that they want to pass. will affect everybody's life correct. because they want us all to live the way. they want to live right. there's no question about that they want.
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