IHIP News: Kash Patel HUMILIATED As FBI Agents Call Him a 'Make-A-Wish Director' Behind HIS BACK!

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Chuch-ching. [laughter]. Cash Patel. Kylie, put up the first. slide. Cash FBI director Cash Patel's own. agents allegedly call him the quote make. a wish director. A former special agent. says the nickname stems from Patel. commandeering an FBI jet and he and he. commandeers this jet pumps because he. want to make sure he gets laid because.

he's dating way over his skis. >> Yeah. Well, I mean here's the deal. Does. it surprise me that this man can't get. laid without a private jet? No. Do I. think the US taxpayers should have to. pay for him? No. This guy is such a. [ __ ] He has been on the Trump train. since jump. He's never jumped off. Never. realizing that he's brown and that Trump. is a racist. Like he's never That's how. good his skills of deduction are. He. hasn't figured that out yet. And then.

here's the thing. They get these. podcasters in here that made millions of. dollars pushing the Epstein files. We're. going to release the Epstein files. This. [ __ ] goes in, covers it up, and everybody just acts like, "Well, we. don't know what's in the Epstein files.". [ __ ] The first thing you do if. you've talked non-stop about the Epstein. files is you go sit down and start going. through those all day, every day. They're not even good at the cover up. That's how incompetent that they are.

Okay. Now, here is a breakdown of his. private jet use. Okay. says sec scrutiny. over Patel's government jet use. The FBI. director's use of the B bureau's $60. million jet to attend UFC matches, hunting outings, a Scotland golf trip, and more has raised questions over. whether Patel is misusing resources on. the taxpayer. I love journalism is. raising questions.

>> No questions. The answer is yes. Uh, Patel has also used SWAT protection for. his girlfriend, country singer Alexis. Wilkins. Former FBI senior executive. Christopher Olirri told MS Now that. agents are secretly calling Patel the. Makea-Wish director due to his jet use. The moniker refers to the Makea-Wish. charity that grants dream experiences to. children with critical illness. And then.

the next slide, Kylie. Cash Patel. reportedly ordered the FBI to drive his. girlfriend's drunk friend home multiple. times. This tracks I mean this is exactly what. I would expect podcaster unqualified. Cash Patel to do. And again, I'm going. to say it. I know it's unpopular. this girl who is 26 years old who I.

think he said was the most patriotic. paraphrasing but didn't. >> find that tweet now we have to do a. dramatic reading of it because this. whole thing is. >> about her patriotism. >> her she's 26 she's so patriotic. >> [ __ ] please like if you didn't have an. FBI jet and you didn't have podcast. money from talking about the Epstein. files non-stop job. This 26-year-old.

would not give you the time a day. So, I. get he wants to use everything as his. disposal. It is corrupt as [ __ ] Yes. Why aren't the Republicans and the. Democrats saying we needed a full. forensic accounting of how much money. you're spending? That's a weird thing. >> Okay, here we go. Okay, this is worthy. of an end of the year reread. [laughter]. >> Raj Patel tweets, I am proud of the work. of this FBI. We're taking violent. criminals off the streets in record. numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children,

hunting down terrorists, and so much. more. Let me be clear, we will not be. distracted by baseless rumors of the. noise from uninformed internet. anarchists and the fake news. I've. always said, "Criticize me all you. want." going after the people doing. great work. My personal life or those. around me is a total disgrace. The. disgustingly baseless attacks against.

Alexis, a true patriot, and the woman I'm proud. to call my partner in life are beyond. pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and a. country music sensation. who has done more for this nation than. most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so. blessed she's in my life. Pumps, when do. you think she Alexis dumps cash? Do you.

think when he when Trump fires him or. >> when Trump fires him? Yes. if he spins. out, you know, if he goes through the. term after that. I mean, come on. Get. >> great [laughter] patriot. >> She's a great Put that back up. There. are a couple things I just want to talk. about. There's just a couple things I. cannot let go. Okay. Internet anarchist. This guy was the. internet an anarchist for Trump ever.

Criticize me all you want, but my. personal life, all he did was talk about. Hunter Biden. That's all he did. Like, I. do not have a carve out for his. 26-year-old patriot girlfriend because. he's the FBI director. Because he's a. [ __ ] podcaster. And this is what he. did all day, every day, is attack people. in their personal lives. So, I'm not. going to cry a tear for this person. But. what I will do is say again and again.

I think he's in way over his head in. terms of dating. I mean this is not. something that happens without access to. her private jet in my opinion. >> I agree. I would completely agree with. that. Let's let's move along and talk. more about the great American patriot. Alexis and her. >> sensation. the country music sensation. in her night and shining armor, Gash. Patel, the Makea-Wish FBI director. Um, this is just how you know we're dealing.

with really insecure people. So, Patel's. Make a Wish nickname comes amid new. reporting that Patel refused to leave. his plane without an FBI raid jacket. after he arrived in Utah in the. aftermath of Charlie Kirk's killing. According to Alpha 999, FBI Director. Cash Patel arrived at the Provo airport. in Provo, Utah on September 11th, 2025. Alpha 999 said that after his plane.

landed, FBI Director Cash Patel would. not disembark from the plane without an. FBI raid jacket. Note, based on Alphus. 99's reporting, FBI Director Cash Patel. apparently did not have his own FBI raid. jacket with him and refused to step from. the plane without wearing one. Alpha 999. went on to say, "Many FBI agents and. other FBI personnel were busy working in. the aftermath of the assassination of. Charlie Kirk, and that FBI personnel had.

to stop and ask around to find an FBI. raid jacket, a mediumsized. one [laughter] that would fit FBI. Director Cash Patel. Alpha 999 said there were many large and. extra large FBI raid jackets available. Finally, according to Alpha 999, FBI. personnel searching for a medium-sized. FBI raid jacket that would fit FBI. Director Cash Patel finally found one.

That raid jacket belonged to one of the. female FBI special agents. Alpha 999. said the raid jacket belonging to the. female agent was then delivered to FBI. Director Cash Patel on the plane, but as. he was inspecting the jacket, Patel. noticed two areas on the upper sleeves. near the shoulders that did not have. Velcro patches attached. Alpha 999 said. FBI Director Cash Patel then reportedly.

said he would not leave the Elk aircraft. until he had two patches to cover those. areas. According to Alpha 999, members. of an FBI SWAT team took patches off. their uniforms and ran those patches. over to FBI Director Cash Patel at the. airport. The patches were then attached. to the loner. FBI jacket, Alpha 99 said, and the FBI.

director Cash Patel disembarked the. plane from there. These are the most. insecure, emotionally stunted. >> cosplayers. on the planet. All he was thinking. about, and I want to remind everybody, they all claim to be best friends with. Charlie Kirk. All these people think. about in the aftermath of this man being. murdered or themselves. And listen, I.

disagreed with everything Charlie Kirk. said. Um, politically I think he was. said racist things. I think he said. homophobic things. I think he was a. toxic political commentator. He should. be alive today. And not one [ __ ]. person that cares about him from his. wife to all of the people in the Trump. administration have named the culprit of. his death gun violence. Mhm.

>> Even when their assassination attempt on. Ronald Reagan and it hit his secret. service, there was the Brady law and all. of these things and people spoke about. this. Not with Charlie Kirk. It's really. the only death I've ever seen in America. where nobody talks about what killed him. ever. And you can they can say whatever. they want to say. What killed him is gun. violence and this gun nut obsession that. our culture has with guns. with cash money and the this playing.

military and playing I'm an FBI SWAT guy. and then sending out tweets when he's. FBI director that his girlfriend's a. great patriot and she is a country music. sensation. It's so humiliating. [snorts]. It's just so [ __ ] humiliating. listener, I recently moved to New York. and I've had to get a whole new. doctor's, dentists, everything. And it's. a minefield because New York is so. gigantic and there's so many choices. How do I navigate who takes my.

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charges. They do stupid investigations. because if he really gave a [ __ ] about. terrorism and child crimes, he would not. be so [ __ ] worried about his jacket. with the Velcro stuff on it. I mean, you. should be humiliated. And I've heard him. going back and forth with, you know, yeah, you can make fun that I had to. wear a women's jacket. Nobody's making. fun that you had to wear a women's. jacket. What we're making fun of is you. sat on a plane when your alleged best. friend was just murdered and you. wouldn't leave until you had your. cosplay uniform on because that's how. bad you suck.

>> It's exactly right. And I do want to. point out, it's something that we we. need to remember. There are a lot of. nonpartisan. workers in the FBI, in the United States. Marshall Service, in the Department of. Justice, in the military, and all of. this that are now attached to this crime. syndicate of these, not even beta, zeta males that are low. tea in trying to prevent the world from.

knowing how low that tea is, right? And. we're all having to go through these. people acting out all of their inner. childhood trauma and insecurities on a. global stage. And literally people are. dying and our national security and our. economy. All of that is just rearview. mirror now for the egos of these [ __ ]. [ __ ] All right, that's all we have. Buy our book. It's a great way to.

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