IHIP News: JD Vance's Book Tour FROM HELL! He FACEPLANTS on the View as Hosts CATCH HIM IN LIE!
Everybody hates JD Vance. I mean, everybody. Donald Trump hates him, screws him over every chance he can get. His pimp, Peter Thiel, the. techno-fascist billionaire packed his. toys up and moved to Argentina. I don't. even think Usha likes him. She looks. terrible ever since they got into the. White House. It's just horrible that. he's just keeping her pregnant like a. Handmaid's Tale type situation. Well, of course then now he has to trot. out on The View just to show America. what an insufferable [ __ ] he is. Play. the clip.
>> So, number one, I am frankly kind of a. conspiracy theory on the Epstein stuff. And that story says that that's one of. the things that's true is that some. people called me a conspiracy theory on. the Epstein stuff. And I love Suzy, but absolutely she. thinks I'm a conspiracy theorist on the. Epstein stuff because I think that it's. crazy that you had this guy who was. clearly a sex predator who was hanging. out with a lot of very wealthy and. powerful people. Like that really. bothered me. I don't know what's there, of course. Nobody knows exactly what. happened unless you were there. >> Hmm.
I wonder who he was hanging out with. Was it Donald Trump? Was it Peter Thiel? I mean, >> Elon Musk? The list goes on and on. >> And what, Nick? All of your co-workers, you [ __ ]. >> And here's the deal. You know exactly. what it says about Trump because you. were in the situation room when they. were talking about it. Now we have audio. of it. What a [ __ ] liar. What a. disgrace. He's trying to both sides his position.
on the Epstein files before he found out. that the entire administration was in. the Epstein files. He was the one. calling for the release. And now he's pussyfooting around. What a. piece of dog [ __ ] What just what a. piece of [ __ ]. >> JD Vance is I mean, just a spectacular. piece of [ __ ] It reminds me of Governor. Kitten Heels, Governor Ron DeSantis down. in Florida. Remember when everybody. thought, "Oh, he's going to win the. nomination. You know, he's going to. bring us back to our Republican roots. He puts on those white boots and wears a.
little kitten heel and face plants. spectacularly. J.D. Vance does the exact same with an. assist from his boss, Donald Trump, who. loves to rat [ __ ] him every chance he. can get. Here is J.D. Vance being. confronted over Trump. being in the Epstein files. Play the. clip. >> Yes, but you know, one of the things you. see in the Epstein emails is that. Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald Trump and. that Donald Trump literally reported. Jeffrey Epstein to the police. That's. one of the things that [laughter] came. out in these files.
>> friends for about a decade. And. remember, he signed that transparency. act under duress when some Republican. women, congresswomen like Lauren. Boebert, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, did not give in to his pressure of not. signing. He brought Lauren Boebert into. the situation room to pressure her into. caving on not voting for that bill. >> So, let me respond to that. So, >> Ana Navarro, that queen, you could just. she's so indignant and the disdain it. was palpable. I could feel it from just. watching it. Loved her. A plus. No.
notes. But here's the thing. Donald Trump really liked Jeffrey. Epstein because he had no friends. And. Jeffrey Epstein really was not capable. of all having friendships because he. honey potted everybody. And one of the. people that he honey potted was Donald. Trump. The only reason Donald Trump got. mad at Jeffrey Epstein is that Jeffrey. Epstein recruited masseuses for. Mar-a-Lago and took them to go be. underage on I mean like captive sex. workers. I mean criminal [ __ ] Donald.
Trump was just mad about that. Not about. the sex crimes. No, he could mad that he. felt like somebody took something that. was his. The reason Donald Trump melts. down all the time, the reason J.D. Vance. is face planting here is because Donald. Trump is king coals deep in the. epicenter of the Epstein files. Epstein. files are pesky and they're not going. anywhere. >> Here's the thing about This is just what. is said These people act like they speak. in a vacuum. Like he gets on Twitter and. says [ __ ] He goes on podcasts and says.
[ __ ] And then he writes this book about. his faith. And he's so great. And then. he goes on there Well, the only reason. he's on The View is because the. uh. what's-his-face, Brendan Carr, is. reviewing ABC's license cuz they don't. give enough time to both sides. So, he. temper tantrumed his way on there. He. should have known it was coming. And. that's the best you got? That's the best. right there. No wonder Peter Thiel is so. disappointed. >> But I mean, this is the This is This is.
the MAGA thing. Like. the [ __ ] of owning the libs doesn't. work on The View. So, then he's left. there to try to spin this thing that. doesn't work. Like if he were on some. right-wing MAGA podcast, he could be. like, "Well, the truth is Donald Trump. knows that, you know, Bill Clinton and. Hillary were the ringleaders of this.". And everybody's just like, you know, lapping it up like [ __ ] dogs. But no. disrespect to dogs cuz they're my. favorite animal. But here is J.D. Vance. being confronted over not releasing the. Epstein files. Play the clip.
>> pages of documents. My understanding is. the 2.5 million, Sunny. I'm going to. check on this to make sure, but my. understanding is that a lot of those are. duplicates of things that have already. been released. We're not holding We're. not We're not We're not holding anything. back. So, >> It's a lie. It's just an absolute lie. >> Where are the videos? Where are the photographs? >> Like. >> destroyed. my client destroyed them. >> You Probably. >> Mhm. >> Yeah.
>> All right. And then here is um. J.D. Vance saying that Trump never said. he loved inflation, which you listener, viewer, it is on video. Donald Trump says, "I love the. inflation." It's objectively true. He. said it. and then here is J.D. Vance, big Christian, big Catholic thumper, wrote a book for inspiration for others. for Christianity, lying through his. [ __ ] teeth on The View, defending. child sex crimes, child sex trafficking,
defending his alleged pedophile boss, and here he is lying about. aforementioned alleged pedophile boss. Play the clip. >> But the president knows that a lot of. Americans are struggling. In fact, he. ran on that. He talked about it and. we've done some things and made some. good progress on that point. >> he loves the inflation. >> What he said, Anna, what he said is that. he loves the fact that the inflation is. going to come down when this war is. over. That's That's what he said.
>> That wasn't a direct Wait, are you his. interpreter [laughter] or are you his. vice president? >> [laughter]. >> What? >> What [ __ ] idiot. His laugh. Here's the thing. That works on Fox. That works on. right-wing media because they don't care. about the facts. They don't care that. they're watching a guy drool on himself, Donald Trump, with his poopy diaper and. his muffin top cankles over his shoes,
which is really quite an accomplishment, something I had never seen in my 51. years, a cankle being a muffin top until. this presidency. I didn't know that was. possible. He is ushering in new things. in America and it is the muffin top. cankle. I had no idea that somebody. could be that sick, that demented, that. puffed up like a bubble tick, and your. vice president doesn't have the decency. to encourage you. to step down or to start with the 25th.
Amendment. Instead, he goes on and. glazes you like a goddamn donut all over. The View and it's pathetic and it. doesn't work. >> [laughter]. >> Uh-huh. Here's the thing. Again, I go. back to J.D. Vance demanded this time. He wanted to be on there. He was so. ill-prepared. Like, he should have known. every single bit of this was coming. >> [snorts]. >> But, don't you think that's part of the. way they set this up? It is. they know in their right-wing media.
channels, it doesn't matter what he says. on there. It doesn't matter what the. ladies on The View says. It's better for. him to go in and be ill-prepared, and. then maybe get the ladies worked up, so. then they can go back over to the. right-wing media and go, "Look at these. hysterical crazy witches. Look at them. Look at Whoopi. Look" and they can, you. know, Sunny's a black woman. Whoopi's a. black woman. All of those are very easy. things to diminish and besmirch in the. right-wing media. uh ecosystem. And here's one thing I'm. going to say about MAGA that is better.
than the Democrats. They go on all forms. of media. I don't knock him for doing this. He All. politicians should do this. All. politicians should go on all sorts of. media. They should. I think it when Pete. Buttigieg goes on Fox, I think it's. fantastic. I think it's it's it's really. great. Um I mean, obviously, The View they had. to do it. Obviously, the ladies didn't. want to do it. And my empathy for them, you know, being next to him. I have a. lot of questions. The makeup looked. rather orange. The eyeliner looked very.
light. I want to talk to the makeup. person that day. Did she intentionally. do his makeup orange? What was going on. there? You have to wonder. >> I know. >> Unless arted his makeup. >> And [clears throat] somebody we made a. little social media clip of this pops, and somebody wrote on the comment to. Kylie, "Did Trump sit on his face before. he went out?". >> [laughter]. >> Okay. And then here's the last clip of. little smoky little smoky I so. sociopath's appearance. on The View when asked about erasing.
black history. Play the clip. >> What did black people do? To this administration. >> Mhm. >> That has allowed it to. really stigmatize. folks of color. And you know how hard it. is. You [snorts] have you have. family. >> Sure. >> So when you. see, you know, things the the Emmett. Till stuff coming down or them doing all.
kinds of removal of information of black. heroes. How do you How do you. How does that sit with you? >> Well, what do you What do you What. exactly are you talking about, Whoopi? Cuz. >> I'm talking [laughter] about the Emmett. Till. I can tell you all this Yeah. >> So perhaps then he comes back. Whoopi's. so overwhelmed when he asked that. She. was like, "There's just so many. What do. I say?" But I mean, obviously we can. start with Pete Hegseth explicitly and. exclusively firing women and people of.
color from the military. Um but. he goes on to circle back and answer to. Whoopi about violent crime, which is one. of the most racist dog whistle [ __ ] you. can do. And it's this myth that white. people love to perpetuate that black. people are on welfare and black people. commit crimes. The truth of the matter. is white people are on welfare. at a far higher click than black people. are. And this is something that started in.
the Reagan era demonizing black people, blaming black people because that's the. number one scapegoat in the United. State. Always has been and always will. be anti-black racism. And for him to go. on there next to a very accomplished. black woman and answer her question by. bringing up violent crime is just. straight-up unabashed racism. >> I would expect nothing less, especially. from him, who he has defended.
young Republicans, these poor kids. in Nazi group chats. That's exactly who. he. >> term. And the Nazi group chats, they're. using N-words. >> Using N-words. I mean, that's who he is. And he has a wife of Indian descent and. mixed-race children. And that's who he. is. >> And yeah, he should have just had. another baby with him, but that's a. different story. >> Yeah, yeah, I had that Lauren P, I am. Lauren P on the pod. Um, she's fantastic. A progressive. podcaster. She thinks that they just had.
like an IVF situation where the egg was. already frozen. And she's like, all. right, I'll just go ahead and pop. another one in. And I kind of think. that's probably a pretty good theory. Um, but anyway, God, I mean, it's just. horrible to think about sharing DNA with. him, you know? I mean, that just the the. uh, just horrible. All right, that's all we. have. Please like, subscribe. I would. like to dedicate this book to you, Not. Today Fascist, to our little. eyeliner-wearing wanna-be orange-face.
Um, you know, here's the thing, I know. you want to be like as good as Donald. Trump, you're just not likable. And I. don't like Donald Trump, but the cult. does. But one thing I have in common. with the cult is they hate your [ __ ]. guts, Vice President Pence. All right, pre-order my book, the link's right. below in the show notes. We'll be back. later with more news.
