IHIP News: JD Vance's Baby Announcement EXPOSES Erika Kirk's WEIRD INVOLVEMENT in Usha's Pregnancy!
It's hard to decide who in the Trump. regime is the most insufferable because. all of them are just so insufferable. individually on their own merit of. insufferability. >> [gasps]. >> But I'd like to focus the first part of. this episode on the insufferable Kash. Patel who we all know has a girlfriend. that is apparently more patriotic than. most Americans are in 10 lifetimes and. is in country music sensation that. nobody's ever heard of. Here he is taking a victory lap over the.
World Cup. Play the clip. >> We put on the [music] largest sporting. event in the history of the world. And. everybody including beef in the White. House looks at. the FBI, the arena agency partners, [music] the DHS, the state locals, to. everybody to figure out how to get 6 and. 1/2 million people ready to the US and. into these games without a single major. security incident. We have lived up to that measure because. you guys have put in the time. It's. truly truly incredible. [music]. We just can't say enough about the.
preparation and the execution is with. loss. >> Okay, I've heard enough. This the the grandstanding that these. people engage in. if you're the director of the FBI, you. keep people safe, you do your job, you. move on down the road. The fact that. these people have to take these um do. these commercials. Remember when Kristi. Noem was the uh. uh Homeland Security director near at. TSA and then you saw her. you know, you're like trying to get. through security and there's Kristi.
Noem. These people know how inferior and know. how incompetent they are. All of this is. just to pile on to try to say, "Look, look, we did our job. Have a parade for. us." Kash Patel showed up to his job. today and did a good job. Of course, he. doesn't mention that Zoran Momdani. really worked hard to make sure that. people could make it from New York to. New Jersey, all sorts of things. Of. course, he wants to take credit for the. whole thing and makes a a flashy. commercial. He sucks.
But, I want to move on to Erica Kirk. She gets weirder and I just think like. there's no way it can get worse. There's. no way she can become more bizarre. At. some point, somebody's going to say, "You need to quit speaking in public. You need to go get some help.". But, I'll be damned if she doesn't go. out and says something like this. Play. the clip. >> So, I don't care. if it's a trans, if it's a gender-confused person, if.
it's a Muslim, if it's whoever else. that's standing in front of you, that's. spitting on you, that's cussing at you, that's throwing your buttons everywhere. I don't care you are what you are what. Charlie always said. You are what you. are a happy warrior. That is what you. are as [cheering] you fight. >> What is she talking about? What is she. talking about? Trans and Muslim people spitting on her. and Charlie always said you are a happy.
warrior. This is made-up that. she is telling all of these cultists. that are going to spend their spare time. on purpose to go listen to her talk. Can. you imagine how mentally unstable you'd. have to be to say, "Today, I'm going to. go listen to Erica Kirk speak on. purpose.". Well, they go. and then she talks about some imaginary. war. that doesn't exist. There is no war. between trans people and Muslim people. and these cultists. It only exist in.
their minds. Nobody gives a about what you all. do. Why are you so consumed and obsessed. with this imaginary spiritual war? And. by the way, Erica, go get some help. Go get some therapy. Go get some grief counseling cuz this is. some weird and we're all tired of. seeing it. And then, Fox News. is looping Eric Kirk into. Usha Vance having a fourth child. And I.
want to remind you guys. that Erica Kirk practically dry-humped. the vice president on stage at one of. those Turning Point events. You remember. the way she like grabbed his head and. how excited she was to see him and. everybody's like, "Oh my god, are they. screwing?" Like, that energy is weird. Well, then, a couple of months later, Usha ends up pregnant. Like, the timing. of all of that Could you imagine if. Kamala was embracing somebody like that. on a stage somewhere? The slut-shaming.
that would go down. So, now Fox is There. Look at that. That's weird. Look at the You don't hug. a person you're not screwing and grope. their hair like that. Well, Fox wants us to remember that. picture, which is weird. I'm like, are. they rat-fucking Vance, too? Are they in. on this? So, Fox is revealing that Usha's. influence for having a fourth child is. none other than Play the clip. >> Erica Kirk really influenced Usha. She.
said that Erica said she wished she'd. had more children with Charlie Kirk. And. that That helped lead their decision to. expand their family and to become a. family of six. >> Yeah, she The she and Erica Kirk are. very, very close. And Charlie and Erica. always were were talking about expanding. family. They were pro-family. And I feel. like this White House has been just. championed family values. >> [laughter]. >> The White House has championed family.
values. Are you kidding me? Furthermore, I'm calling. on Usha and Erica being so close. So, does Erica is a happy warrior against. trans people and Muslims? Does that. extend to Hindus? Or not? Are Hindus off the hook because. in in in Erica's worldview everybody has. to be a batshit crazy Christian. nationalist. So, I'm not buying that and furthermore, nobody.
with an IQ. in the triple digits believes for a. second that this White House. is so all about embracing family values. Have you seen Melania's documentary? What kind of family do the husband and. wife not sleep in the same bed? Please, give me a break. All right. J.D. Vance. is getting trolled by Hunter Biden and I. want to remind you that J.D. Vance went. on Joe Rogan. and sat down.
and talked about Joe Biden. eating ice cream and he [clears throat]. sexualized it. What kind of man. sees a senior citizen. Joe Biden, 83 years old, eating ice. cream and sexualizes it? What is going. on with J.D., Erica, and Usha that when. J.D. isn't around them and he's outside. of that love triangle and he's over on. Joe Rogan's podcast, he's sexualizing. Joe Biden? Well, Hunter's like.
jumping right in on it. Pop this up. So, he puts, "Congratulations, Spain.". And they're both eating ice cream and. Covie on Twitter writes, "Usha Vance. went into labor to distract her husband. from this.". And so, you know, the J.D. Vance, I mean, Donald Trump's. weird is enough, but he's predictable. We all know it's Trump first, self-preservation, his ego, his fragile. ego, etc. J.D. Vance is a weird guy. I mean, he is.
so weird. The relationship is with Usha. is weird. Roping in. uh Erica Kirk into the relationship that. she's there like what, birthing coach or. something? I mean, that's that was some. weird. But Fox, you know, Fox is. a news channel for people that are. scared. And I would like to welcome all. the Fox producers that watch my show. every day for content. Um. Fox News is a a cable news network. masquerading as news and it's not, but.
it is for scared people. And in the Fox News audience, I think. the average age is 70 years old. These are people that like to feel. scared all of the time. And most. recently recently they have been. terrified about me, yours truly. Um and all of MAGA has been quite. frankly for the last week. They're just. in complete uh snowflake stage five. meltdown mode. I mean, these guys are so. soft. Here is a video of Brian Kilmeade and.
Tomi Lahren and they're upset about my. uh comments on homeschooling. Let's play. the clip. >> as a crazy Christian problem. >> Really? >> Yeah, Brian, the problem we're seeing. right now is the crazy Christian. problem. THAT'S WHAT'S THAT'S WHAT'S. GOING ON IN THE STREETS. >> You mean parents who want to get the. workbooks, do the structure, and live at. home, and not be subjected to all the. wokeness, and or be subjected to the 30%. passing competency in reading uh reading. and writing and arithmetic. So, that's a.
joke. Another reason why we don't watch, but sadly she's very popular. >> With some groups, right? But maybe. people watch her like they watch The. View for entertainment and comedy. purposes. That's why I would watch it. >> Thank you for watching it, Tomi. I. really appreciate that. I want to remind. you that um Brian Kilmeade is the person. who said that we should just euthanize. homeless people, and I stand by it. The. homeschooling that I was referring to is. the crazy Christian homeschooling. It is. trickle-down stupidity. It you have to.
be dumber than a box of hot rocks to sit. down with your kids and teach them that. dinosaurs and man lived on the planet at. the same time, that the earth is 5,000. years old and on and on. But more than. anything, the reason they're melting. down so much about this is because. homeschooling is inherently patriarchal. and it is a huge push of the fascist. project because it keeps women at home. and over 90% of all homeschooling. parents are the mother. You know they.
don't want women to be out in the. workforce to make their own money and. have independence so they can divorce. their piece of closet case husbands. when they find out. No, they want the. women at home, dead ass broke, homeschooling the kids. This is a. patriarchal. uh step of the fascist product project. And I'll just say to Brian Kilmeade and. Tomi Lahren, do you homeschool your. kids? Do you? Do you do that with a. full-time job? What do you do? Do you do. it at night? Do you start at 8:00 p.m. and end at 1:00, 2:00 a.m.? Is that how.
your family values go? So if you don't. homeschool your kids, shut the up, you two. And to the Fox News producers, have fun watching my show. It's. pathetic. You should be covering this. fascist regime and this fascist takeover. and not some podcaster, as per Tomi, that people just watch for. entertainment. Okay, listener, there are things in life. that you don't want to be transparent. For example, your swimsuit, your. internet search history. But when it. comes to your wireless bill,
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the idiotic. TikTok feed, Libs of TikTok. So, I didn't know that this I don't get. on TikTok that often, but I noticed like. I'll get a bunch of like, you know, "See. you in T" or, you know, "We hope you. die." And I'll like look at my Instagram. like, "Wow, I must be going viral. somewhere." Well, over the 4th of July. weekend, Kylie just unearthed this cuz I. texted her over 4th of July. I was like, "Hey, am I going viral on Fox or. something? I'm getting a lot of hate.". She's like, "Noth- nothing that I can. see.". Well, she researched it and researched. she just discovered that the Libs of.
TikTok are freaking out. about my comments about the American. flag. Pop this up. So, they're like, "Jennifer Welch says. she kind of wants to burn a US flag. because of Trump supporters. Imagine. having this insane level of TDS.". And I just want you guys to realize how. soft these people are. Like, the. meltdown that these people have because. I called homeschooling trickle-down.
stupidity. Just listen to it. If you don't like it. or you disagree with me, then move the. on. But to sit there and meltdown. and have a whole segment on Fox News. about it is utterly insane. You might. have a difference of opinion than me. Who cares? Why are you so triggered by. it? Why are you so triggered by an. American saying, "You know, I'm not really liking it here that much. lately. The way all these people act I. can kind of see it. I kind of want to. burn a flag." Well, let's see exactly. what I said. Play the clip. So, I've. never really had I've never been an.
arsonist or a pyro or anything like. that. I've never been that big into. flags. But at this stage in the whole. MAGA thing, kind of want to burn a flag. See what happens. >> [laughter]. >> I stand by it. I stand by it. And the. bigger indictment on all of this is not. that I said that. Podcast Podcasters are. bullshitters. We sit and all. day long. We talk about stuff. How do. you feel now? How do you feel then? What. do you think about this? The bigger takeaway.
is that MAGA. cannot handle diversity in thought and. diversity in opinion because they're. scared and they're soft and they can't. handle a 51-year-old. podcaster. that talks about them. They. literally have stage five meltdowns as. they have on Fox and all of these other. channels and the libs of TikTok. You all. suck. Thank you for tuning in each and. every one of you and for making my. podcast bigger because the more you. post, the bigger we get. We'll be back.
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