IHIP News: JD Vance CAUGHT in SCANDAL as His MARRIAGE to Usha Seems IN TROUBLE!

This nation's top prostitute, and no, I. am not talking about Melania Trump. I am. talking about our little smoky eyed. sociopath, Vice President J.D. Vance, who has an incredible ability, world. champion, actually, of each time he sets. foot in front of the camera, he makes. himself less likable. and weirder. So, his wife, Usha, has a. really cringey podcast where she reads. to kids, and she hosts her husband on.

the podcast, and this is how he greets. her. Play the clip. >> Good to see you. >> [music]. >> So, good to see you, and then a little. tap, tap, tap. When I saw that, I. immediately was like, "Oh, they're not screwing. Like, they're. absolutely not screwing." Because here's. how he greets Eric Kirk. Play the clip. >> [laughter]. >> So, for those of you listening, of. course, it's the dry humping that we all.

witnessed at the scissor point. I'm so. sorry. I meant Turning Point convention. [laughter]. >> [laughter]. >> So, um. while Pumps gathers herself together, I. just want to say about this, this is a man who has changed his name, changes his religion, who wants to take. the side of racist, Nazi, young. Republican chats.

And then he has where he could like have. this, you know, show the world that he. and like the Obamas do. You can tell. that they're in love. You can tell that. they have a sex life. You can just. There's just those pheromones that pop. off of them together. What I see with he and Usha, and what I. see between he and. Erica, twerkica, as she twerked all over him on the. stage, um. >> [laughter]. >> two completely different things. Angie, what's your take on that?

>> Here's the thing. If you just showed me. and those two videos and asked me, "Who's the wife and who's the mistress?". I could have nailed it immediately. because it was just such a lackluster, "Hi, how are you?" pat on the knee and. then just a bare hug. >> Good to see you. >> Good to see you. Good to see you. Good. to see you. I mean, they look like. they're lifting weights. >> the last time they saw each other? >> Maybe they sleep in separate bedrooms, too. There's zero chemistry. I mean, zero chemistry. And there seems to be a.

lot of chemistry between Vance and Erica. Kirk. >> All right. And here's Shady Vance on his. podcast normalization podcast tour which. just makes him even a bigger freak than. he already was. Here he is talking about. breeding. Play the clip. >> Just all like I would have nine kids, but you know, as you know, it takes. takes two to tango. >> Okay. >> [snorts]. >> That combined with good to see you. and I would have nine kids, but the sex.

problem is a problem for me to do that. I don't know that that's the message. that they want to send. Also, when you. tack on to that in his book, Hillbilly. Elegy, he has a whole segment where he. talks to his Meemaw about thinking that. he's gay. And then this is the guy who. clearly, in my opinion, and we've. studied this extensively at I Hit News, wears a varying degree of eyeliner. um.

around. the globe. >> [laughter]. >> He's going into peace negotiations with. a big thick liner. Pretty soon he's. going to start wearing lashes. You know, here's the thing. On the I want I want. nine kids. That's just like this whole I. want nine kids. Like, shut the [ __ ] up. Nobody needs nine kids. But [snorts]. do you think he and Erica would have a. couple together? Between the two of. them, they could hit the jackpot cuz. they've already got I mean J.D. Vance. already has four [ __ ] kids. Usha has.

not doubled, not tripled, she's. quadrupled down with this man. >> See, this is this whole thing where Eric. Kirk, she goes out on stage and she says. while she's grooming young women and. that's what Turning Point is. It is a. grooming organization where they groom. young women. And she says have more kids. than you can afford. It's so incredibly anti-child to say. such a thing because having more kids. than you can afford means that that.

childhood is going to have inner child. issues of neglect and you want to know. what inner child issues of neglect look. like? Just refer to the videos I just. played of J.D. Vance who was raised by a. woman who couldn't afford him, who had a. drug addiction. I have all the empathy. in the world for the woman but. obviously, sex education, birth control, all of these things are incredibly. important to the advancement of women.

And the problem with J.D. Vance is he. wants to be able to have nine kids. I. just don't know that he's capable based. on the uh. actions that I've seen with he and Usha. Our friend I am Lauren P, she thinks. that all of these were frozen in a petri. dish and I was like, "Oh, we still have. an embryo. Usha, let's put one in." I. don't know if that's true or not but. based on what I've seen, it makes sense. but this whole notion of breeding. nonstop, I remember when Handmaid's Tale.

first came out, the first you know, season, I thought, "Well, that's crazy. That's far-fetched." And then as MAGA. kept escalating escalating and the. Christian nationalism kept escalating. and the attacks on women and their. autonomy kept escalating and then the. overturning of Roe v. Wade, the more and more that became more. realistic in real time from season 1 to. the final season. And. the the MAGA movement, the Republican. movement are chock-full of sexual.

deviant groomers who are anti-children. The fact that Eric Kirk and her cabal of. [ __ ] women get on the stage and tell. women to have more kids that they can. afford is truly so reckless, but they do. all of this with impunity. >> Yeah, and when you think about you know, they're so pro-life. Well, no, you're. not because you don't give a [ __ ] about. guns. And we want you to have all these. babies. Katie Miller wants you have. babies when you're a teenager, but we. don't want to have any paid leave for a.

mother. We don't want to provide any. child care. We don't want to give them a. social safety net. So, this to me, it's. just like a war for the troops. No, you're not cuz you vote against veterans. benefits every single time it's on the. on the calendar in Congress. I mean, it's just it's so transparently. hypocritical. It just enrages me. >> Well, they want women to have children. they can't afford because then it's.

makes it more difficult to go vote. It. makes it more difficult to be organized. This is an attack on women and. and Erica Kirk and J.D. Vance and Usha. Vance and all of the other people in. MAGA actively are advocating for the. dismantling of safety for women and. safety for children. And they do it with. hardly ever getting called out about it. The grooming nature of Turning Point to.

young impressionable women is so. devastatingly dangerous. But here he is, J.D. Vance, trying to be relatable. talking about how he used to have a bad. temper with Usha. Play the clip. >> The woman who's now the second lady, she. and I were dating. I was not a very good. boyfriend. I had a terrible temper. I. had in in hindsight what people would. have called attachment problems. And so. we'd have an argument and I'd be like, all right, see you later, you know, call. me in a few days.

>> Based on the video evidence that I just. saw, I would say the attachment problem. is still in full swing. >> Right. >> Reaching over to your wife that's 9. months pregnant and saying, good to see you. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, Angie, I don't know that you and. I would greet each other that way. I. mean, it's so. detached from any It's void of any form. of intimacy, either physical or. emotional. It's It's really. Can you imagine if Obama or Kamala.

walked up to their spouse and were like, good to see you. It's It's almost. really kind of like attaboyish. >> Yeah, it's it's really strange. And you. And you talk about the comparison. between the Obamas and the Bidens. I. mean, you can tell the Bidens still love. each other. And then you've got Melania. who hates Trump, doesn't want to be with. him ever, don't sleep in the same. bedroom. I would bet you 20 bucks. that Usha and J.D. Vance do not sleep in.

the same bedroom. I mean, there is just. zero intimacy in that relationship, zero. chemistry. It doesn't even seem like. there's a whole lot of. I like you. And J.D. Vance talking about. his attachment disorders, I just want to. remind everybody he has not been able to. attach to a name or religion or a. position. >> James Bowman or something? Was. He's changed He's named him after his. grandfather, he's named him after. somebody else. Donald Trump is America's. Hitler. Now he's the vice president. I.

mean, we're having all kinds of. attachment disorders, still, J.D. >> So here he is trying to talk about being. a father. So, he obviously failed at. showing that he is a man that can. that loves on his wife. He loved on. Erica Kirk far more in a far more sexual. way than he did his own wife. Here he is. talking about being a dad, trying to be. relatable. Play the clip. >> Crazy because the big question is always.

whenever you get an animal, whether it's. a dog, a a cat, or chickens in this. case, it's like how much are the kids. actually going to do? So, we have a. 9-year-old, 6-year-old, and 4-year-old, and it turns out they love chickens. Like almost weirdly. Like I'm I'm. worried they're going to be like weird. chicken people now because they. obsessively want to go and just hang out. with the chickens and sit in the chicken. coop, and it stinks, and there's poop. everywhere. So, they're really into. them, which I guess is better than the. alternative. But. >> Yes. It's better than the alternative than. hanging out with you. The reason they.

want to go hang out in the chicken coop. that smells like [ __ ] is because you are. their dad. You are the dad who defended. a young Republican racist Nazi chat. Your kids are mixed-race. If I was your. kid, I'd be in the chicken coop. I would. sleep in the chicken coop because you. are an abject failure as a vice. president, as a father, as a husband, and as a human being. You are the.

country's top top premier prostitute. >> [laughter]. >> You get higher fees than anybody I've. ever seen from Peter Thiel, from. Elon Musk, from all of these tech. oligarchs who made this investment in. you, the most unlikable, strange, weird, hypocritical, can't pick a lane dude on. the planet. But what are all your. oligarchs, your pimps that bought and. paid for you? What are they doing right. now while you completely spiral out? You.

are crashing out on the global stage, whether it's in Switzerland or whether. it's on your wife's podcast or on that. crazy nut Christian Ali Beth Renee, whatever the [ __ ] her name is. They all. have like 25 different names. What are they doing to protect you? They don't believe in anything. Pop this. up, Kylie. Major backlash after X suspends accounts. criticizing. J.D. Vance in the US Iran deal. Hundreds.

of X accounts, many pro-Jewish and. anti-Iran regime, were suspended right. after criticizing VP J.D. Vance over the. US Iran. MOU, and that's the memorandum of. understanding. Free speech concerns rise. as users demand answers from Musk. Well, users, let me tell you what's going on. here with Elon Musk. He is not a free. speech absolutist. He is a titty baby. that sits online in a bunker in Austin, Texas, in my opinion, probably takes too.

many drugs, and spirals out and crashes. out all the time over somebody named. Sally that has 100 followers on his. website, and he gets his feelings hurt by these. people. And the same Peter Thiel, who. really owns J.D. Vance, who queer-eyed. him, he packed all of his toys up and. moved to Argentina. And J.D. Vance, I'll. tell you what, his ability to not feel. embarrassment. or shame is world-class. It is a.

world-class. Every time he stands up, he. he looks confident, my [ __ ] doesn't. stink, and he continues to step in. stinky [ __ ] every time he's on. somebody's podcast and becomes. uh. even more unlikable and and weirder than. he was. a year ago. >> I could think about this all the time. when J.D. Vance just goes out and. crashes and burns one right after the. other. Are the oligarchs. disappointed in his performance? I mean, he was handpicked, they really liked.

him, he's young, they thought he's our. guy. And now I think he like Ron. DeSantis was one who was going to be the. star of the party and then just by the. fact that he was unlikeable and have a. lizard tongue, he crashed and burned. This guy, he can't keep anything. together in my opinion. Like he is not. the MAGA heir apparent like they thought. he was. So I just wonder if they sit. around and be like, "God, we [ __ ] up." Here's the thing. We have.

to think about it like this. Is there a MAGA heir apparent that's. going to come across as sane when you're. advocating for the [ __ ] that they're. advocating for? You know what I mean? Does that exist? Does somebody stand up and go, "Yeah, have more kids than you can afford. And. yeah, we don't want women to have a. right to vote. And yeah, these gays are. ruining everything." I mean, it is Does. that exist where somebody comes out and. just nails it to a multicultural,

multi-faith society? You know what I. mean? So that goes back to again, we. have projected. a level of intelligence and discernment. on an oligarch class that they did not. earn. They did not earn the ability for. us to assume that they could pick an. heir apparent of a movement because the. movement is a movement of nihilism. The. movement is a movement of plundering and. destruction. So anybody that they pick.

by virtue of what they believe in is. going to be a nightmare, a complete. nightmare that believes in nothing, that. is a complete hypocrite, a complete. hypocrite. All right, please pre-order. my book. It's called Not Today Fascist. It helps me more than you know. It comes. out in October, but the pre-orders help. a lot. Like, subscribe, comment, and we. will be back later with more news on our. little prostitute, J.D. Vance. >> [music].

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