IHIP News: JD Vance BETRAYS Trump After SECRET Coup Plans LEAKED?! 🚨

There is a lot of drama going on with. the MAGA men, you guys. It's. unbelievable. First and foremost, JD. Vance is hosting an emergency strategy. dinner tonight at his residence with. like Susie Wilds and some of the other, you know, just complete Taco Tits sicko. fans because they know that this Jeffrey. Epstein thing is a complete liability. that there is bipartisan support for. these files to be released and even.

people within the MAGA movement are. deeply believing that Taco Tits is at. the epicenter. And so why JD Vans is. running point on this is rather. interesting to me. Put up the headline. Uh CNN is reporting that top Trump. officials will discuss Epstein strategy. at at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance. Okay. What's interesting about this to. me is that Pumps has done some reporting. and you all have known this that uh the. oligarchs, the tech oligarchs put JD.

Vance in there because they see him as. the heir apparent to execute all of. their nefarious plans to dismantle. democracy and have this like tech uh. country where like Peter Teal and Elon. Musk and some other weirdos run the. country. And JD Vance is such a beta. male. He'll do whatever they say. pumps. What's your thought on this? >> My thought on this is be very, very. careful if you're on Trump's inner. circle because I see leaks and bad.

strategy coming from JD Vance because I. think JD Vance is sitting waiting in the. wings for a coup. So, I see a lot of. leaks after this meeting. Okay. So, do. you think like I mean, let's just be. hypothetical here. JD Vance and a lot of. these other guys, nobody really likes. Trump. They tell him they like him. because he has captivated the cult base. and whatever Trump says they go along. with. But they're all, you know, sitting. there waiting because Trump's got these. swelling cankles, right? He um always.

has these bruises on his hand. He. clearly isn't cognitively aligned. He's, you know, 85 million years old. And so. they're all just waiting like how are we. going to be positioned when it happens? And do you think that JD Vance is. earnestly going to have a meeting to. protect Trump's interests or is JD Vance. going to be because clearly Trump is. probably pretty easy to manipulate. Vladimir Putin is manipulated the hell. out of him. Benjamin Netanyahu is.

manipulating the hell out of him. um. other uh leaders in the world completely. know how to manipulate him. Like the uh. EU, they called him daddy. They don't. believe that. They just want to make. sure they have him on their side. And so. JD Vance knows this, >> correct? >> The tech oligarchs know this. So Taco. Tits, do you trust JD Vance who just. like I don't know a year or two ago was. talking about how he thought you were.

America's Hitler? Does Taco Tits. actually trust JD Vance who has no. conviction changes his opinions like the. wind and now all of a sudden he's Rob. Ross boom ba Trump but I'm not trusting. that. I don't trust it either. You we. know that Vance has gone to meet with. Rupert Murdoch in secret before the Wall. Street Journal uh reveals. I think that. Vance is going to use this to manipulate. the situation where he comes out the.

deer leader, which he can't be the deer. leader because he has no RZ, but I think. he's plotted with the oligarchs and. Rupert Murdoch. We've heard over and. over talks with Rupert Murdoch and Vance. about a succession plan. That's what I. think that he is getting ready to put. into motion. >> Okay. And then the White House is just. reaching like the bottom of how do we. distract from the Epstein files. So they. decided, I don't know how this happened, but they decided, let's put Taco Tits on.

the roof. Let's put him on the roof and. have him up there walking around talking. about putting nukes on the roof of the. White House. And he's like screaming. questions down at the press acting like. a deranged maniac. And then the White. House social media, you guys, here's. what they put. Have you seen the Sydney. Sweeney ad? And I don't know if them. saying that they the president thinks. Sydney Sweeney is hot helps their case.

against him being assiles. The total lack of ability to manage this. situation has just absolutely stunning. Like he's talking about Sydney Sweeney. in her jeans. He was in an interview. talking about Caroline Levit's lips. Like, >> oh yeah. >> Does he not understand that he is. absolutely making it worse for himself. every time he opens his mouth in the. White House because he is not surrounded.

by competent people. They keep digging a. hole that he's unable to get out of. All. right. And I want to flag something I. think is rather interesting. Ground News. is reporting the following. Put it up. Uh, breaking. Trump threatens federal. takeover of DC after DOA's big balls. severely beaten trying to save woman. from a bunch of thugs. And then Trump, the next post, Trump goes to lie social.

and he puts up after Big Boss was. allegedly beaten up for trying to save. people. Crime in Washington DC is. totally out of control. Local, in. quotes, youths and gang members, some. only 14, 15, and 16 years old, are. randomly attacking, mugging, maming, and. shooting innocent citizens at the time, knowing that they will be almost. immediately released. They are not. afraid of law enforcement because they. know nothing ever happens to them, but. it's going to happen now. The law in DC. must be changed to prosecute these in.

quotes minors as adults and lock them up. for a long time starting at age 14. The. most recent victim was beaten. mercilessly by local thugs. Washington. DC must be safe, clean, and beautiful. for all Americans and importantly for. the world to see. If DC doesn't get its. act together and quickly, we will have. no choice but to take federal control of. the city and run this city how it should. be run and put criminals on notice that. they're not going to get away with it. anymore. Perhaps it should have been.

done a long time ago. Then this. incredible young man, he's talking about. big balls, and so many others would not. have had to go through the horrors of. violent crime. If this continues, I'm. going to exert my powers and federalize. this city, make America great again. Okay, several things. Number one, an. extraordinary claim requires. extraordinary evidence. The story is. that Big Balls was trying to save a. woman that was getting mugged and in the. process, Big Balls gets his ass kicked.

And I I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but. out of all the people at the epicenter. of why Trump is gonna federalize the. nation's capital, Big Balls is the. victim. Does that not sound fishy to. you? It sounds completely fishy to me. Although I can believe he's such a. [ __ ] he couldn't take on a mugger. But. him wanting to federalize, this is where. it's at. He wants to federalize. >> We saw what he did in LA. Now he wants. to move it to DC because he does not.

want to reach the midterms because he. knows he will be impeached because he is. so corrupt and committed so many crimes. And here's some facts on the ground. Uh. crime in DC is down double digits. And. this is what Republican presidents and. their propaganda machines do. They tank. the economy, enrich the rich, and then. they scare the lowinformation voter by. saying the immigrants are taking your. jobs and spending all of our money.

Crime is out of control in all of these. big blue cities when actually crime is. higher in red states and in red cities. than it is in blue cities. But blue. cities are where Americans experience. the best of America. It's where. multiculturalism shines. tolerance. shines and they know they have a problem. because Trump in blue cities, Republicans in blue cities, they lose by. double digits. And this is where you're.

going to see midterms, people that are. engaged voters in blue cities. This is. where you're going to see them turn out. in droves. This is going to be the. epicenter of a blue tsunami. And so you. see these attacks happening in Texas. And now we're talking about. federalizing. This guy is adding on the. size of a Walmart super center to the. White House. He's paved over the Rose. Garden. He's um everybody in his. administration is wearing these instead. of American flag lapel pins, they're.

wearing him on their suits, these alpha. males. He doesn't intend to leave. And. so we need to keep our eyes on this. stuff because there's no reason to. federalize the nation's capital unless. you're setting a precedent and starting. to rile up people in red states and get, you know, prime the public that this is. where we're heading. Next up, we have. Trump video of Trump receiving Olympic. medals. >> And someone we admire, President Reagan,

both of us uh presided over those and. you'll preside over our games. So, we. have for you a full set. >> of the 84 original medals. >> Wow. >> Can I say that I won them athletically? >> Yes, sir. >> That would be a great. >> That's beautiful. Thank you very much. >> Okay. So many things. Number one, the.

way he is treated like a toddler. Yes. >> Everything is a show and tell from an. executive order where somebody has to. explain to him what he's receiving and. then he marvels at it and he looks up. and he raises it up and shows reminds me. the only memory I have of adults or. human beings not adults of human beings. doing that was when I was in. kindergarten and first grade we had show. and tell and that's what that reminds me. of. >> Of course now he's just he's so demented. that now of course he's saying can I.

tell everybody I won them athletically? He said, "We're one new cycle away. Literally one new cycle away from taco. tits with his cankles." That's a cheats. at golf on his wives, his taxes, everything. Hightailing it up to the. roof of the capital telling everybody. he's a triple winner of the Olympics. That's how demented this man is. Did you. see like he was in awe like I won an. Olympic medal. I mean his face was like. I did it. I mean, I was just like, that.

is so childish. And I couldn't help but. notice just how bad the makeup is and. just the whole like the way the guy did. it. We both admire Ronald Reagan, >> but I just It's so nauseating. It's. nauseating. It's so nauseating. And of. course, Trump has to ruin the Olympics. Like that right there. I'm just like, the athletes deserve better. The world. deserves better. But yet we have all. arrived because of 77 million Americans. with utter abject moral rot in their. souls voted for this piece of [ __ ] But.

I want to leave you all with something. that we always want to keep in the news. cycle. And that is of course how. unlikable, how unfuckable, how. unalkable, how un uh friendly, how un. everything Senator Ted Cruz of Texas is. And I want to put up uh this tweet here. Ted Cruz tweets, "During his four years. in office, I never spoke to Biden, not. once. I don't know who was running. things, but it wasn't Joe Biden." And. Skyler Johnson on Twitter responds,

"Biden understood something fundamental. No American, no matter who they are or. where they are from, should ever be. forced to speak to Ted Cruz." And I just. want to leave you all with that because. that is so important. Nobody wants to. talk to Ted Cruz. Nobody wants to [ __ ]. Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz because. Ted Cruz sucks. And Ted Cruz is the guy.

who parades around after Taco Tits told. Ted Cruz's wife was ugly and your dad. killed JFK. Ted Cruz is so morally depraved. He got. on stage and he said, >> "God bless Donald Trump." All right, that's all we have for today. Pumps is. going to uh pedal our book. Here we are. This is Life is a Lazy Susan of [ __ ]. Sandwiches. It's a great read. Pick it. up anywhere. We have a link in the show.

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