IHIP News: JD Vance ABANDONED as Billionaires FLEE the COUNTRY! He COLLAPSES at SPEECH!

Much to our surprise, the White House. has not released the health results from. Trump's third checkup. So, I don't know. if we have like a total face plant on. the cognitive exam. I don't know if the. ankle swelling has gone up to the. thighs. I have seen him in a suit. lately, and it does look a little. tighter. You know, he always wears those. untailored suits that look quite frumpy. And um over the course of the last few. days, I have noticed a fuller-figured.

man. So, I can only assume that the. swelling is from the ankles, from the. kankles is all throughout the body. Um. pop up the uh headline. White House has. yet to release health results from. Trump's doctor after latest checkup. This in a normal country, in a normal. world with an 80-year-old president is a. big deal. The Republicans would make a. huge deal over this were it Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama. But in the. Republican Party, um such uh standards.

do not exist. >> Jennifer, I just find it offensive that. you're questioning the transparency of. the most transparent administration. I mean, we know that anything said. coming from this administration is true. And Trump never lies. And he says he has. a high IQ, and his cognitive tests are. perfect. So, despite all evidence to the. contrary and watching him for 5 minutes, I mean, this guy and this. administration, it's an embarrassment.

that they sit and talk about. transparency. They still haven't. released his tax returns. They're suing. the IRS from Trump 1.0 So, of. course, we're never going to see this. because it's face plant city. I will say they are very transparent in. the fraud. And the stealing and the. double-dealing, and they brag about. that. And Trump talks about, you know, making people rich by by them off about. stock exchanges. and so the criming in. this uh regime is very transparent. The.

health is not Trump posted that the. checkup had gone perfectly after leaving. Walter Reed because that's what I do. When I get a perfect report on something. and I am the sorest of sore winners, I. definitely don't reveal that to the. public. Moving along, a story that we've been following very. closely is Donald Trump's rat of. J.D. Vance and it is as petty and as. delicious as it could as you could ever.

ever want it. And here is J.D. Vance a. speech at the Air Force Academy. graduation. Play the clip. >> I watched a few highlights of graduation. speeches where this or that corporate. leader will discuss artificial. intelligence, AI, and be met with literal boos. Now, you can't boo me. I'm the vice. president of the United States. >> Boo. Boo. [laughter]. What are these guys are just It's These.

guys are so weak. You know what I've. I've come to the conclusion. All of the men surrounding Donald Trump. are. submissive men that have a humiliation. kink. >> Yeah. >> Because there's no other. explanation for it. They are. overtly submissive men and Trump. humiliates them every chance they can. get. Here is J.D. Vance going out to. humiliate himself yet again for a party. of one, which is Donald Trump, and I.

love all of this for J.D. Vance. I. absolutely love it because J.D. Vance is. one of the worst human beings that this. country has ever produced outside of the. grotesquely ugly Stephen Miller. Um. and. J.D. Vance is the country's largest. biggest prostitute. There's no bigger. prostitute in the United States of. America than J.D. Vance. I completely agree. And here's the deal. with J.D. Vance. I think he tries Have you seen him in. podcasts and stuff? He tries to throw.

his tough guy act and throw out the F. bomb. And he goes up there and he makes. these little jokes that like Trump can. get away with because people love him. for unknown reasons to me. And it bombs every time because he just. has no magnetism. He He screams. through the eyeliner, "I am a beta male and I will bend over. and take whatever anybody's willing to. give me as long as I can be in power.". So, I just I love this for J.D. Vance. I. really do.

>> Yeah, and don't forget the video. of J.D. Vance running at Disneyland. Kylie, if you'll pull that up to play. here in just a second. This is a regime and all of these. submissive humiliation kink men that. follow this regime. They go on Fox News. and on podcasts and drone on and on and. on about masculinity. And then time and. time again, every time they're talking. about masculinity, they look like men. that want to have a ball gag in their.

mouth and, you know, kind of all tied. up. These This is like emotional S&M and. these MAGA men are the masochists. And I. know that that's not deep, but these men. are not deep. >> No. >> This is very This is a very emotionally. stunted. group of men. And here is J.D. Vance. Oh, do you have it, Kylie? So, here's. J.D. Vance running through Disneyland. Let's play this.

There he goes. So, you can see his. little run. And so, it's it's just interesting that. And I don't care how men run. It makes. no difference to me. But MAGA cares how men run. MAGA cares. about all of these things. And here's. J.D. Vance doing a chest bump with an. Air Force Academy grad. Let's play the. clip. >> Audrey Liddy Neukam.

>> I just. >> [laughter]. [laughter]. >> I just don't know what to do with these. people. I mean, it's. other than to just humiliate them. And. and they want to humiliate themselves to. please Donald Trump. And they love to. throw to sling mud on liberals. every chance they can get. And the.

minute we call them out, it's stage five. meltdown, snot slinging. You know, they. run to their safe space with. overtly masculine Jesse Waters of all. people. And so, um. this chest bump with this kind of. stuff that they do reminds me of when. RFK Jr. and Kid Rock got into a. [laughter] hot tub together. in their jeans without their tops on. You know, it's just all this homo-social.

It it's just it's really weird. >> If you have to try this hard to prove. how masculine you are, you probably. aren't that masculine. I mean, that's. just the reality. I mean, every day they. wake up and they're like, what can I do. to be a cool guy? And every day it gets. worse and worse because the hole they're. digging. But you know when I saw that video of. J.D. Vance running, it reminded me of a. scene from Modern Family when Cam is. chasing his daughter and it's just.

this guy is so pathetic. He's just so. pathetic. >> And then, so you have to remember, listener, that. J.D. Vance was purchased by Peter Thiel. J.D. Vance um fancied himself kind of a. different breed of Republican when he. first came on the stage. He called. Donald Trump America's Hitler. Peter Thiel purchases J.D. Vance, ships. him out to.

uh uh California. He goes through some intensive uh. deprogramming and then indoctrination. camp. Looks like he gets queer eyed. because he comes back thinner and a lot. more Nazi-like. And Peter Thiel wants to. install J.D. Vance as a CEO for America. because Peter Thiel is too big of a. to put his name on a ballot and. run for public office. The same with. Elon Musk, the same with Jeff Bezos. So, basically, they're pimps, weak pimps.

that buy up these prostitutes like J.D. Vance. Well, something really interesting. happened yesterday reporting that Peter. Thiel. has relocated to Argentina. Pop this up. Uh leading report is post that Peter. Thiel has temporarily relocated his. family to Argentina, enrolled his. children in schools there, and bought. property. partly due to Thiel's concerns about the. United States future per the New York. Times.

What's interesting about this move is. um at the end of World War II, the Nazis. and SS soldiers uh sought refuge in. Argentina. So, here we have constantly. history repeating itself. There's this. failed playbook where you have these. autocrats and these dictators and these. broken men that have humiliation kinks. and are very submissive ball gag type. men. And they play this out and they think. they can control people because they're.

so broken and they hate themselves so. much, they want to project that onto the. population. They plunder the population. Population doesn't like it. Eat the rich. ensues and then they grab their toys, pack up their toys, and run away. So, Peter Thiel is running away to Argentina. just like the Nazis before him did. He. is following in the. footsteps of disgraced Nazis. You know, I thought about a couple. different things. Number one, as you.

have said, Peter Thiel owns J.D. Vance. So, obviously, if he's concerned about. the future of the United States, he's. not real confident in his J.D. Vance, because otherwise, I mean, Peter. Thiel owns J.D. Vance. It stands to. reason if he were elected, Peter Thiel. would be the shadow president. Then the. other thing I thought, just because I'm. constantly obsessing about the midterms, is this man knows. in the midterms, and this is my personal. opinion, and what my original thoughts were, that.

there there's going to have to be some. major around with these. elections. Peter Thiel has all of our. data as we American citizens sit and. watch him take over everything with AI. So, my thought was, is he going to. Argentina so he's harder to reach should. he commit crimes and then need to be. arrested? That was just my thought. It. could be crazy. >> I don't think that's crazy at all. I I I.

think that this these people, the Peter. Thiels, the Elon Musks, have made a deal. with the devil. The devil being not even. that great of a villain, Donald Trump. I. mean, this 80-year-old dementia-ridden, malignant narcissist. Yeah, cankles, weird, you know, STDs and gonorrhea on. his neck. You know, that lately he's. been showing up with like big puffy eyes. and all you know, the stuff on his. hands. So, they've made this deal with. him and they're very short-sided. thinkers. These people are incapable of.

of the tape through. But he's starting. to play the tape through right now. And. they know the crimes they've committed. They know. They know what they've done. And so of course he's seeking refuge. somewhere because if there is the blue. tsunami and we are able to at least get. the majority of the states to conduct. free and fair elections. You know, I'm. very worried about states like Texas and. Georgia [clears throat]. because um MAGA has learned that in. order to cheat, we need to have more.

morally corrupt people in these. positions. And so I think that just like. Elon Musk wanted Trump to win so then he. got the keys to the government with. Doge, my opinion, that he then shut down. all these investigations into himself. Ashley St. Clair was on our podcast, she. confirmed that, you know, this was what. Elon Musk was up to. He was very. concerned about uh investigations into. himself. The investigations into Peter. Thiel are going to be right up there. with those of Elon Musk. So of course. he's saying, "Okay, I want to set up in. a very corrupt country where I can get.

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up, Kylie. Uh Trump's DOJ is seeking the names, addresses, and banking information of. Reddit and X users who criticized the. administration's deportations policies. per Bloomberg. The subpoenas came from. the US Attorney's Office in Washington. led by Trump ally Jeanine Pirro and also. Fox News narcissist. The users and. alcohol untreated alcoholic. The users. still haven't been told what crimes they.

supposedly committed and their lawyers. say it looks more like an effort to. scare and silence critics than a real. investigation. And here's just let's get. to the nut-cutting here. They want to suppress speech. This is. not everything that they claim they. like. The Republican Party has been. propagandizing and pathologically lying. to the American public for decades. We're so great with the economy. We love. America. We love the troops. We're for.

freedom. We love the party of freedom. It's all They cannot stand. anybody looking at them and telling them. the truth. They cannot stomach it. because these are emotionally stunted. degenerates. Uh I think you can go on. Fox News videos and find multiple videos. of Jeanine Pirro on Fox all liquored up. Well, normally a president wouldn't hire. somebody who shows up drunk to their job.

on a joke of a channel Fox News. For. Trump, this is an asset. Oh great, she. gets all liquored up at her job. Great, bring her here. She will be so easy to. break. I can break her even further. I. can get her to. commit crimes. I can get her to subvert. the Constitution. The same thing with. Kristi Noem. She shot a dog. Perfect. Her husband Big Titty Brian wants to be. a trans bimbo Perfect. These. people are easy to break. So, what you. have surrounding Trump right now are the.

worst people imaginable and the. Democrats have got to start messaging. about what pathological. child rape supporting and/or child. rapist, anti-family, anti-economy, anti-business, anti-freedom, death cult. that MAGA is. They have to start messaging it. >> They have to start because it's so. obvious. Everybody knows it. Talk about. it. Everybody knows it. Pete Hegseth, drunk on air according to Fox.

colleagues. I mean, you are right. Like, pick the worst of the worst. >> On purpose. The only silver lining for. me is Jeanine Pirro has up. everything she has touched. >> [laughter]. >> at the DOJ. I mean, it has been a. disaster. So, I can't help but think. that this will be dismissed by a judge. at some point. But sadly, the people. that she's trying to get their. information, they're going to have to. pay for lawyers. They're going to have. to incur the legal system. MAGA's going.

to dox them. They're going to get. swatted. All that But, it will not. go anywhere because Jeanine Pirro is a. terrible lawyer. >> And I think at the end of the day, the. incompetence of these. failed people that he's hired, these um. submissive. people that he's hired that are so. obsequious to every need of his, their. incompetence. is what will will really be the nail in. the coffin. I think the electorate is.

going to show out in full forces. I. agree with you, Pumps, that the MAGA. base is not going to be as motivated to. vote with Donald Trump not on the. ballot. And I think you're going to get. a lot of independents switching parties. And um I think the incompetence plus the. American people are going to show these. people exactly why they suck. And that's. why Peter Thiel has packed his toys up. and relocated to Argentina. And what I. recommend for you, Peter Thiel, is if. you want to change governments, put your.

greasy ass face and name on a ballot and. run. Be a big boy. Quit hiding behind. prostitutes like couch-fucking. eyeliner-wearing JD Vance. If Peter Thiel is such a badass and you. believe in all this so much, be a. man. Be a real man like MAGA talks. about. Don't be a that hides by. failed drag queen JD Vance. Be a real. man. Put your name on the ballot and. run. But where does he run? Off to. Argentina to his safe space because he's.

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