IHIP News: Fox News Goes NUCLEAR Over Jen and Pumps in HILARIOUS FAILED Takedown!

Okay, sometimes we have to check in on. what's going on over at Fox and you. would think with the nation heading to. war and major inflation, oil prices. astronomical, complete face plant of. their dear leader Donald Trump, they. might talk about that. But much to my surprise, they're talking. about my co-host and me on The Five. Kylie, let's play part of the clip. >> Policy, do the Democrats just need a. good-looking guy to win in 2028? Check.

out this headline. "Thirst Traps Over. Think Tanks. Dems Want Hotter Candidates. on the Ballot." And they might be onto. something because the liberals are. obsessed with looks. Watch. >> Maybe a Jon Ossoff. >> I'm sorry. Oh my god, I want a hot. president. >> I've been challenged with my weight for, you know, most of my life, honestly. And. so, you know, the idea and I have. succeeded and failed. >> No, you're just you're hot, dude. You're. hot, dude. Why don't you write this.

book? Just Just write it. Follow up. Be. like, "This is how I became the hottest, biggest pig ever.". >> Uh not sure why I Pritsker. >> Okay, pause it right there and then. we'll we'll return to it just a second. So, first and foremost, Pumps and I were. on. uh. Andy Cohen, who is the Bravo guy. We. were on his radio show. This is not a. political show. We're talking about. politics and if you think about Bravo, you think about all the women in the. shows, all the gays in the shows. Of.

course, this is the way normal people. speak, which Jessica Tarlov points out. at the end of that. You're like, "Oh, yeah, I like Jon Ossoff. Oh, yeah, he's. pretty hot." And everybody in the. comment section, don't go bananas about. whatever Ossoff stands on. That's not. what this. That's not what this video's about. This. video is about. that then they go to Adam Friedland, who's a comedian, who is just messing. with uh Gavin Newsom. And they're trying. so desperately make this a a story. because they cannot talk about the fact.

that the president of the United States. has full full-blown dementia, a full. diaper, and is in the Epstein files over. 1 million times with credible. under oath accusations of child rape, Pups. >> You know, here's the thing I'm thinking. about that on The Five, Greg Gutfeld and. Jesse Watters, all they do is talk about. how people look, how ugly women are, how. fat They are the. looks police and there has never been a.

president that attacks people more for. their looks and the lowest hanging fruit. than Donald Trump. So, here's the the. deal. I don't give a [ __ ] what you. think. You're the worst defenders. You. can say nothing to me. There's nothing. these people can say that I will have. any credibility for and I do want a hot. president after we've had this ugly ass. person. Like, I do. >> I like the double down, Pups. I like it. Okay. Kind of resume with the video. Now, you're going to hear from Gutfeld. and um Jesse.

>> All right. So, Dana, let's just focus on. certain things. Like Jennifer Welch who. calls us off the future of the Democrat. Party as I want a hot president, isn't. that a very objective or subjective. statement and feeling? >> Well, of course, but notice that it's. the women are not suggesting that. there's a Democratic woman that they. would like to put forward. >> Mhm. >> Right? Where's the Where's the girlhood? And to me, I mean, Kamala Harris was an. objectively beautiful person. >> and she couldn't win. So, I'm not I don't think that's what it. is. I also think people are watching too.

much love story. I like the show very. much, but they have this idea that if. they go back and they recreate JFK that. they'll be able to win, but it's more. about policies than. There's nothing that comes to mind that. is a P word that start pretty. Yes. That That P word. >> And Greg, I mean, I think a lot of this. maybe stems from the media fawning over. Gavin Newsom and really blurring the. lines from actual journalism to just. straight-up uh.

over, you know, stalking. >> Especially Okay, okay, pause it. Pause. it. >> Fox News, she's talking about. journalism? You guys, and then and then the other. chick that like they're acting like this. is serious. They're taking something. that was to a radio show, Pritzker. talking about his lifetime struggle with. weight. It's really a one of the more. relatable experiences I think Americans. have. And so, that was a really, you. know, normal moment for him, but they're. making it as a as a negative. And then.

uh the Adam Friedland, it's just. bananas. But, listen to Gutfeld. >> Let's be honest. So, now they're. embracing biology, Dana. That hot people are preferable. Hot. people. >> too. >> who are physically. >> you want a tall one. >> well-groomed, dressed appropriately, sexy, i.e., attracted to the opposite. sex. What a slap in the face of the. ogres and the cresties and the misfits.

who they pay to man their protest. What. happened to your love for the. body-positive, non-binary activist who. stopped shaving and bathing to protest. capitalism? Here's the problem. You can. find a hot. candidate, but who's going to buy it? People aren't attracted to ugly ideas, you know. Hot people, speaking as one, uh I don't I don't want to protect. criminals or butcher kids. Beautiful. people like good ideas. It's a fact. And. winners are attractive, and people want.

to associate with winners. And if you're. on the wrong end of every issue, that. makes you a loser. And also, and I think. you'll agree with me, Dana, beauty is. truth, and truth is beauty. There's. something ugly about deception, no matter how hot a woman is. The. >> Okay, >> I just want to point out he has a piece. of paper in front of him. He is reading. He is not speaking extemporaneously. This is a scripted response. Greg. Gutfeld is unable to just off the cuff.

respond to this and he has a couple of. trolls at Fox prepared cuz he keeps. looking down. You can see his hand. moving along with it, which is just. remarkable. Well, then here we get to. prissy pants Jesse Waters. Let's go over. to Jesse. >> Okay, so Jesse, peanut butter Pritzker. was in here because he was saying like. you know, are you losing weight because. you're you're you're sort of gearing up. for the presidency? Is he gearing up for. the candidacy? That's a different. concept than voters straight up saying. we need love story. We need an actually.

hot Democrat candidate, which I think. doesn't exist. >> I have to disagree with Dana. I didn't. think Kamala was hot. >> Oh, she was attractive. >> I'd say hot. >> I don't know. I mean, she was. okay. Um, but I mean, if we're talking. hot, then it's she's not hot. >> The say hot as in. >> Well, it's about hot people, all right, okay? >> AOC. >> I'm not going to go there. >> to be generous. >> The um, do you ever see the politicians before.

television? It was like old fat guys. with no hair with like mutton chop. sideburns. So, TV is the thing. You got. to have a good looking person and now I. like the fact that Democrats have gone. from like we need like a transgender. Native American amputee. Just someone. that's hot and I feel like that's. progress. >> Okay, Jessica, I saved you for last. because apparently there's someone that. runs this like thirst trap X account. And it's all about Senator My Boo. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Here's what she said. Sort of what you.

said where she was like it's about the. values and that's what makes them hot. She pushed back against a rebuke of. toxic masculinity, but at the same time. saying that Ossoff was hot. So, I feel. like they're trying to thread the needle. where they're like, "Oh, no, guys. It's. just about putting, you know, men in. women's bathrooms and also though he has. to be a 10 on the scale.". >> It's not that complicated. They're. talking like normal people, which you. guys have been begging us to do for. quite some time. >> It's too late. >> Jon Ossoff is really good at his job. He's also attractive. Georgia Senate. race now Republicans have all but.

conceded that they're not going to be. able to flip that seat back because he's. that good. This is just being a normal. human being. AOC is very hot. Gretchen. Whitmer is very hot. Kamala Harris is. very All right, whatever. Maybe not you. don't want to go on a date with Gretchen. Whitmer. She doesn't want to go on a. date with you either. I'm just saying. all of this is ridiculous. You want. >> Okay. Jessica Tarlov, I really, really like. her. I mean, she does such an important. job in America for that 35%. that is in the cult because here they. are that was all a nothingburger and it.

was just none of it was deep. It was. just they're taking little tidbits from. uh Democratic people, you, me, Andy. Cohen, um. Adam Friedland where we're, you know, being off script and. uh talking about like, yeah, like Pumps. you said, yeah, I don't care. I want a. good guy and I. yeah, I'd like to have a hot person, too, man or woman. But they have to. throw in as they're talking about this. This is their go-to, you guys. This is. all they have. Gender mutilation.

>> Yes. >> And then what did they say there at the. end where you and I both just like. >> threading the needle because because we. know we're not. like we're gender something. We're no. longer going for It's like here's the. deal. I don't give a [ __ ] what your. gender is. I don't. Like it makes me no difference. Are you trans? Are you straight? Are you. gay? I don't give a [ __ ] I don't want a. sociopath in the White House again. We've had that. It's time to move on to. a real person with real ideas that gives. a flying [ __ ] We don't have that now.

and that whole thing I am dumber now. than when I voted. >> I have to say I I calling him a. sociopath. sounds kind of like it's an intelligent. thing. I think that is an upgrade from. what he really is. Like dementia, malig-. I think he has so psychopathic. tendencies. But I don't think that this. I mean this guy what we're seeing in the. in the cabinet meetings. >> Sleep. >> going on going on sleeping with a stroke. victim. I mean we have a stroke victim. pudding boy whose brain is cooked who I.

wish Jesse Waters, you know, Jesse. Waters loves to talk about men eat. >> Yeah. >> I think great television would be Jesse. Waters going to the White House because. Trump fancies a dinner in bed. He eats. his meals in bed. >> Snuggle. >> And I think a patriotic thing that. Lady Waters could do would be to go to. the White House and go into Trump's. bedroom which by the way he doesn't. sleep with his wife. And spoon-feed him pudding. and live stream it on Fox.

>> I think that's a great idea. And you. know, here's the thing about like Greg. Gutfeld, how many times has he been ugly. about you on that show? 1 million. It's not like he he is a short, fat, very insecure, probably a two-pump chump. gyrator from hell. Like I there is. it's just I just feel dumber having. watched that. It's un-. It's just I can't even believe that. somebody could take all that [ __ ].

seriously. Like she's like, "Well, you. know, they're not talking about women. They're not supporting What the [ __ ] are. you talking about?". >> It's all they have. >> I mean I'm I'm so confused. >> Think about what their party is. Think. about what it is. So their whole subject. is the Dems. And this is the ethos of. the modern-day Republican Party and. Trump says it all the time. Owning the radical. liberal vermin from within. You know, and so that has become their whole ethos. and Fox is a great conduit for that.

because the people who sit and watch. this all night, um I think suffer from. profound jealousy of people that are. free thinkers, people that are. incredibly open-minded, people that are. liberated from the shackles that shackle. the Jesse Waters, that shackle the Greg. Gutfeld. You know, it's these people. have a very broken human beings, and. their audience as such are very broken. human beings. The misery loves company, and so hurt people hurt, you know, hit. dog hollers. And so they put this on.

because it it's satisfying for them to. demean people that ultimately they're. jealous of, which is really a three-line. through all of Republican policies. You. know, they men want to punish women by. controlling their bodies because they. fetishize them, or they want to control. gay marriage, or probably trans people. because they fetishize them. And this is. something that is a interesting. psychological take on the breakdown of. this particularly cult in this. particular era of the United States.

right now. >> Yeah, and I. I shouldn't get so mad. See, this is why. you're better at all this stuff than me, cuz I just get so mad. I just want to. walk up to Greg Gutfeld and say, "Shut. [ __ ] up, you fat, ugly, short mess.". I'm not hurt by what he says, I just. >> There's Greg in a swimsuit. >> Greg needs a bra worse than I do. Like, please, Greg, please stop talking about. how people look as if you're just this. even says, "Well, I'm a hot one." It's. just the whole thing. I need I It's not.

under my skin, it's just like I cannot. believe my parents sit and watch that. That's that's it. >> It's a mommy issue trigger for you, Pams. That's what it is. >> Do It's brain rot on steroids. And it's just mean. >> There's a there's a cruelty undertone to. all of it um that. they would rather consume this than talk. about helping fellow Americans. >> Right. >> That's probably trigger I mean, that. would that would trigger me too. That's.

probably it. I get it. All right, mommy issues strike. again. All right. Maybe you have a book with your. therapist two times next week after. that. After those few minutes of Fox News, maybe you need to go double dip with. your therapist. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment.