IHIP News:🚨 FBI Director WHINES To FOX News!! MAGA Kash Patel CLEARLY REGRETS Lawsuit!!

All right, Kash Patel is using his power. as FBI director to fly his girlfriend. around on a government PJ. and intimidate journalists. Let's pop. this up. New and breaking, the FBI began. investigating New York Times reporter. Elizabeth Williamson earlier this year. after she published a story about how. Kash Patel was using FBI personnel to. provide his girlfriend with government. security and transportation. FBI agents. interviewed Patel's girlfriend about.

Williamson queried databases for info on. the reporter and recommended moving. forward to determine whether the. reporter broke federal stalking laws. These guys are such babies. They are. such bed-wetters. I just want to remind. before I get Pumps and Josh's take on. this. I want to remind you the sitting. director of the FBI, Josh Pumps and I, this is one of our favorite tweets out. of the administration. I just want to. get your take on this. Pop this up. Kash Patel tweeted, "I'm so proud of the.

work of this FBI. We're taking violent. criminals off the streets in record. numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much. more. Let me be clear. We will not be. distracted by baseless rumors or the. noise from uninformed internet. anarchists and the fake news. I've. always said, 'Criticize me all you want, but going after the people doing great. work, my personal life, or those around.

me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly. baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot, >> [laughter]. >> and the woman I'm proud to call my. partner in life are beyond pathetic. She. is a rock-solid conservative. and country music sensation who has done. more for this nation than most will. intend lifetimes.

I'm so blessed she's in my life. And. then he goes on on about clickbait. haters, etc., etc. Josh, what do you think about the. sitting FBI director? And this is just. his girlfriend. This isn't a fiance. This isn't a wife. She's a lot more. attractive than he is. >> A lot. >> More. He can't even go on there and say. she's a patriot. and a country music sensation. >> [laughter]. >> Josh, what's your take on that pumps? And I just we could read it all day. long. >> If you put this up on a Saturday.

Night Live skit, I I would say that this this is not. real. This isn't possible. Um. and here's the thing. So So in my other. life, I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I I appear often in federal court as do. many many FBI agents. Uh as mortified as. I am or you am you are about that. particular statement from this. particular person,

there are thousands of agents and or. assistant US attorneys across the. country that are. just as mortified that that is the. leader of the FBI. Uh a former podcaster. uh who is dating a 27-year-old. >> country music sensation. >> country music. >> And great patriot. And pop that back up, Kylie. This is this I just I'm sorry. Here we go. She is a rock-solid. conservative and a country music.

sensation who has done more for this. nation than most will in 10. lifetimes. That is really quite an. accomplishment. She's done more at the. age of 27 despite being a country music. sensation. She has done more for this. country than most have in 10. >> And so she's done more for the country. in addition to her contribution to. country music. Is that right? >> it's a side hustle. She's a patriot. To. be fair, I would not give Kash Patel a. blow job for my nation in the name of.

patriotism. There's just [laughter]. no way that would happen. Here's the deal about this whole. stalking thing. I went to the statute about federal. stalking because I'm like, "How would he. get any kind of federal stalking charge. on this?". In stalking cases, according to US code, you have to be in a dating relationship, a domestic partner, or have some type of. familial relationship. So, [snorts] this. was from jump, and our FBI.

agents were taken off what could have. been. real criminal white-collar cases even, but they're not because they're. off with Kash Patel's girlfriend because. he has to secure the bag for Alexis. And. here's the deal. I believe it was this. article, maybe it was a different one. It was revealed that the FBI was driving. around Alexis when she is not being the. aforementioned country music sensation. and or a patriot that is more patriotic. than most people in town lifestyle.

They're driving her and her friends. around as her as their DDs. Kash has FBI agents driving around a. drunken country music sensation and. esteemed patriot Alexis and her friends. so they don't get DUIs. >> Probably while she's doing community. service for veterans in between her. gigs. >> Right. >> Is [laughter] that right? >> Homeless veterans, yeah. >> Homeless veterans, yeah. I want to say. one thing that was sort of uh skipped on. this story, which was.

this was presented to the US Attorney's. Office, and it says that they sort of. summarily sort of sent this back. And. so, I can see how this would go. They. bring this to the US Attorney's Office, and they say, "Hey, we don't have a federal statute that's. been violated here, okay? So, don't send. me this anymore. There's no charge. Even if we wanted to invent some charge. here, we don't even have that. So, that's really what happened here. >> Well, Cash Money, cha-ching, ching, when. he is not offering internet support for. the aforementioned country music. sensation and patriot of the year,

Alexis, he goes on to Sean Hannity to. address this. Start the clip. >> Well, yeah, after you that you used the. FBI because you didn't like a story. about your girlfriend. And is there any. truth to that? Cuz I've known you a long. time. It just doesn't sound like you. >> [laughter]. >> Absolutely not. The reality is that, thanks, Sean, is that the same reporter. [clears throat] delivered a baseless. story which caused a direct threat of. life to my girlfriend. And that's.

>> What a I mean, it's just. >> It's a lie and the bed-wetting. And. here's the thing. Like, we are having to. watch Kash Patel desperately cling on to. continuing to get laid. Let's just cut. through all the All of this, the tweet, the Sean Hannity appearance, the investigation into the journalist is. because. this is the best piece of ass that Kash. Patel has ever gotten, and he is. clinging on to it for dear life and. bringing down the United States of.

America with it. >> In addition, it's not just enough that. he's the director of the FBI. She's. saying, "Hey, you're going to have to. throw in a plane for me to stay. in this house with you.". >> Yeah. >> I mean, I can't I'm not just doing it. Your title. >> buying commercial. >> Yeah, your title alone's not doing this. >> You I want a private plane. >> I'm not doing TSA. >> Yeah. And and the fact that Sean Hannity. gives him a character endorsement, "I've. known you a long time. This just doesn't. sound like you, Kash." [laughter].

That's That doesn't I mean, you're just a breath of fresh air and. someone who's got such moral clarity. >> Integrity. >> Yeah, that I can't. >> Yeah, got integrity. These rumors and. stuff, will you please shore this up for. us for our listeners and tell them how. good of a person you are? >> I mean, Jesus. Okay. >> Circle jerk city. >> All right, the House Democrats are. demanding Kash Patel answer for his. drinking. Pop this up. House Democrats demand Kash Patel. complete the alcohol use disorders.

identification test as part of their. investigation into his drinking. These glimpses of your relationship to. alcohol would be alarming to see in an. FBI agent. For us to see them in the FBI. director himself is shocking. Josh. >> Well, can you put that clip back up? I. want I want to see this again. What is an alcohol use disorders. identification test for starters? Uh. >> I would think that you took one. I was. going to say you were admitted into. rehab.

>> [laughter]. >> Don't they have. to be abundantly familiar with the test? >> They just whip out those breathalyzers. on Kash in the middle of the day and. say, "Hey, blow into this thing. Have you been drinking or not?". >> know Alexis would blow it. >> [laughter]. >> But it cost the private plane. >> The The fact The fact. >> Okay. All right, moving along. >> All right, Republicans Oh God, you guys, this is terrible. Okay, pop this up. Midas Touch is reporting breaking a.

Republican appointed Virginia judge has. struck down the Democratic-backed. redistricting amendment in full, ruling. it unconstitutional from and void from. the start. All votes from the April 21. special election are now invalid and the. state is permanently blocked from using. or implementing the new maps. AG Jay. Jones says he will immediately file an. appeal. Josh has done some legal. research on this. Explain to us and the. listener what's going on here.

>> Well, there's a backstory here, of. course, and it all starts with our good. friends at the RNC. >> Of course. >> So, they filed a lawsuit the following. day after this election. They take it to a friendly, conservative, God-fearing, patriotic judge in a small county in. Virginia. >> And pedophile supporting. Um he uh grants their wish that that. this election was invalid, improper, unconstitutional, blah, blah, blah. Ultimately, the good news is that this. case will work its way through the the.

Virginia Supreme Court and. um. and it's going to pass. It's going to. pass. >> Let's Let's review, Pumps, shall we? Let's review all of the things that MAGA. is right now. Okay, they are pedophile. supporting. >> Mhm. >> [clears throat]. >> and or cover covering up. They are. anti-family. >> But yeah. >> Anti-child. Um they appear to be a death. cult. It seems like they're constantly. um cutting funding and or um providing.

policy that will lead to more deaths the. deaths the dismantling of the EPA, letting Elon Musk tear down USA ideas. already caused hundreds of thousands of. deaths. And now they are the anti-uh. democracy party as well, which we've. known, but they just keep going more and. more on record. Pumps, what's your take. on this? >> You know, I look at all of this and I. think it's so interesting that this was. the best idea in the world. Fox News. couldn't get a hold of it quick enough. when uh Trump called Greg Abbott in. Texas and said, "Do it contrary to law.

Do it. Get you some." And then Governor. Newsom, uh Governor Spanberger from. Virginia, they go in, they do it exactly. according to their constitution, and. MAGA doesn't like it. And here's the. thing, I just want to add to your what. pro-Republicans are. They're. pro-inflation, they're pro-corporation, pro-they're war, pro-war, pro-. everything bad. Everything they say. they're for, you immediately know. they're against it by their actions.

>> Or we can Or we can just go by Josh's he. doesn't know where he stands on an. issue, he goes, "Where does Ted Where is. Ted Cruz on this?". >> [laughter]. >> And then he knows he's the opposite. >> barometer. So, help me out. >> It's a great rule of thumb. >> Yeah, just in this episode alone we've. seen that. uh with the first story we covered with. Cash that if you uh print anything. negative about a member of this. administration, you're going to be. investigated. So, we we see the use of. the Department of Justice for that. purpose,

which is improper, of course. And we've. seen now that we love free and fair. elections, we love the will of the. people unless they vote a certain way. and it's against our interest, and then. we don't. want the will of the people to be heard. We don't want people to vote. >> All right. And here we have, you know, um. uh Trump's older son's Dumb and Dumber. Here we have Dumber. um celebrating a $24 million contract. with the Pentagon. Play the clip. >> I know this is a lot about national.

security, but Sand gets talking to us. about other use cases. Tell us about. that, and how did you get involved? What. attracted you to this company? >> Well, Sand gets been a friend of mine. I. walked into this factory and I couldn't. believe what I saw. And you know, coming. from hospitality, the the uses are are. unlimited, but you know, Maria, you're. just talking about China. You know, we. are America first. We have to win this. race. We've had to win a lot of races, right? You know, I got involved with. crypto in a very big way because we had. to win that digital revolution. We have.

to win robotics in the. >> Okay. I I don't even know what he said, but I will let you all know that Eric. Trump was appointed chief strategic. adviser to Foundation Industries in. March and is also an investor in the. company. And the company makes humanoid. battlefield robots. And he, you know, he. says he's got to win. You know, he came. from hospitality, and all of a sudden. he's into drones. Why is he into drones? Because his dad and the people. surrounding him that his dad said, "Hey, and get in here.

There's a way where we can trickle down. the wealth, and we want you in on it, you two dipshits." And so, we're going. to set up this whole thing for you guys. to invest in. And of course, they do it. And these are the same people, the. bed-wetters, over Hunter Biden. These. are the people that lost their minds. over Hunter Biden. And I have a personal. Freudian theory on why they lost their. minds about Hunter. There is on his. laptop, there was a picture of his and. it was rather large. And the meltdown.

from that computer to current date is. still going on. And these are. so corrupt. Dumb and Dumber are just. breathtakingly. corrupt. The corruption is off the. chart. Imagine if Malia and Sasha Obama. were engaged in some sort of drone. technology, investing in it, and while. Barack Obama is drone striking people in. the Middle East. Everybody would be. furious, and they have a would have a. right to be furious. But here he is on.

Fox with Maria bragging about the. corruption. >> Maria asked him this question, "What. attracted you to this company, Eric?". And [laughter] what Er- Eric should have. said was Here here here would have been. the proper answer. Well, Maria, I thought I could make so. much money on this deal that you. wouldn't even believe it. And that's why. I got involved in this. And in. everything you see, where where you hear. America first, we heard that. Everything. you just know that someone's making a.

shitload of money. This is all. about the money trail. Every story that. we cover is about money. [clears throat]. It's all money money money. They. disguise it with America first and. saying, "You know what, Maria? I'm. making a shitload of money off. this stupid thing.". >> Off of Americans. >> Off Americans. And that's what this is. about. >> Okay, Pamps, this this is for you. Meanwhile, Dumber's father is tweeting. about the ratings of The Apprentice for. more than 20 years ago.

Look this up. Last season of my apprentice juggernaut, and it links an article from 2004. The Apprentice scores ratings top for. the season. So, while all of this shit's. going on, the Strait of Hormuz has like. literal active minds in it. An impending energy crisis is is. looming. And Dumb and Dumber are making.

you know, millions upon millions of. dollars, while Witkoff and Kushner are. making millions and millions of dollars, while we are funding Israel that's. killing journalists, killing children, and we are killing journalists and. children, too, by proxy. The United. States is. He's posting about his. ratings from 2004, pumps. >> [snorts]. >> Okay, here's what I think on this. You. know when someone has dementia, they. their short-term memory, they can't get. it, but they remember stuff from a long.

time ago. [laughter] Like with clarity, like it happened yesterday. And so, when. I saw this, I thought, oh, he thought. this was yesterday, cuz he can't he has. no idea what's going on in reality. This. is his dementia acting out. >> Yeah, dementia plus narcissism. You. know, because. a person with dementia with narcissism, of course, the memories they remember. are going to be like, oh, look at this. rating, cuz he's all about ratings. And, you know, this is obviously some sort of.

Freudian posting, too, since he has. historically low approval ratings. All. right, that's all we have. I just want to personally thank Alexis. Kush Patel's. girlfriend for all of her patriotism and. the hard work 10 lifetimes worth that. she's doing for the USA. Make sure you. subscribe and we'll see you all later. >> [music]. [music].