IHIP News: 🚨 Erika Kirk Suffers MENTAL BREAKDOWN on Stage & Katie Miller RESPONDS to Jen!

All right, joining me today on I Hit. News is entertainment executive turned. creator and host of the Lauren Petrie. show, a daily show that beats the Katie. Miller podcast across all metrics. Please welcome Lauren. Lauren, how are. you? >> Good. So so excited to be here. >> I'm really excited to have you. I love. that you're beating Katie Miller. We are. as well. >> Amazing. >> Just great. >> take much, but you know, it's really a. driving force behind all I do. >> Kylie, our producer, found This is.

6-months old and I had no idea that this. existed. What I'm about to play for you. This is Katie Miller on some right-wing. podcast talking about me. >> Oh, yeah. >> Play the clip. >> that we are destroying their way of life. when you and I both know she's probably. someone who employs illegal labor or an. immigrant just to show off to her upper. east side friends that she does so. It. is one of these things where it is just. so hypocritical. Her personal viewpoints. based on how she interacts with the rest. of society.

>> Okay. First of all, I don't live on the. upper east side. And secondly, my labor. I don't have any illegal immigrants, but. unlike you, Katie Miller, I I accept all people. This is so. insane. You know what she's mad at? I called Steven a Nazi Jew. >> Where is the lie? >> [laughter]. >> I mean, this is like Katie Miller is. like constantly in a state of crash out. and I love when she makes her little CNN. appearances with like prom makeup, like. face beat straight from the MAC counter. But this is a woman who married Steven.

Little [ __ ] Miller on purpose. She like. in a in a world of free will, no wonder. she wants to take everyone else's away. Like that's that's what she chose. A man. who was like gestated in a basement and. eats mayonnaise. Like it's just too. much. >> Oh my gosh. I mean, she is. I I don't understand why there is like a. script for these MAGA women. They can't They marry these unfuckable. men. They're miserable about it. And then. they want to make everybody else. miserable and start these podcasts. And.

then she's on Twitter saying [ __ ] like. this. Pop this up. Politico tweets, "Lawsuit seeks to stop. the UFC fight on the White House South. Lawn for Trump's birthday." Katie Miller. responds, "This is tyranny by lawsuit.". >> Well, it's like they all follow the same. script. It's always demonic, tyranny, pandemonium. Like they use these words. They throw them around and it's like, "Hey Katie Miller, uh UFC fight on the. White House lawn on on the. the mall is kind of crazy. And like.

especially because it's only related to. benefit Trump's an investor in the UFC. So, um be outraged about something that. matters. Like be outraged about. healthcare. Be outraged that you chose. to marry Stephen Miller and like he got. cocked by Elon Musk. Like we don't know. what the baby's going to come out. looking like, but there's a lot of. people. betting a lot of money that it might be. a musky little. >> I've heard that rumor on actually Elon. Musk's free speech website is where I. read that. >> Oh, I got to check that out. >> Yeah.

The free speech website. Um okay, so. then let's talk about um. Erica Kirk. Okay. So, she had a little uh. like women's turning point type thing. And she was ambushed and somebody came. up to the stage and said this and I want. to study her facial expressions during. this entire thing. Okay, Kylie. >> And it's important to remember that. happiness comes and goes.

It is so fleeting. But the joy of the Lord withstands all. >> WATCH YOUR FACE. >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT. HAPPINESS comes and goes and I pray that. YOU FIND IT. >> [cheering]. [snorts]. >> THE WOMEN'S THE TURNING POINT women's.

Leadership Summit. >> Mhm. So it's like first of all, I think it's. crazy cuz Erica Kirk is clearly like. going through stylist. Like why is she. dressed like a mother of a bride? >> [laughter]. >> So it's a lot. And then you could tell. like she's short-circuiting because. she's trying to think about like what. character do I want to be? But it almost. feels scripted. My thing about this. women Summit that really upsets me most. is you know that they were selling. tickets to girls under the age of 13. They had like a special ticketing tier. under 13. So they're like selling this.

like Summit to a man who's statistically. most likely to ew message to all these. young girls in the Bible Belt. Like. that's like pretty PDFY to me. >> That doesn't surprise me because they. know research shows that in order to. believe these things there's a window of. indoctrination. And so they have to. recruit these people very very young. So. when I grew up in the Bible Belt, I. didn't grow up religious, but the. recruiting is so heavy and the younger. you are and they use.

like emotional blackmail. I would call. it abuse. They tell kids like if you. don't believe this, Satan's going to. burn you forever and then peel your skin. off and it grows back and it happens. just like really abusive things that. they emotionally blackmail these people. into believing. And here's the thing. about Erica Kirk. Her Katie Miller, Usha, all of these. women that want everybody to be a. tradwife, yet they work full-time. >> Mhm. Yeah, they think we're dumb. And.

most of their followers probably are. which would right be a nice way to move. through life. That it would be a lot. less stress I'm sure if we just didn't. know. But like they're they're hitting. these young girls over the head with. messaging around submit to a man, pick. up their underwear. I was watching clips. from this weekend. Birth control is. evil. And they use the same like. language repeatedly. So, it's like. they're you're demonic, this is evil. And it's like. you it would be one thing if you were. you know, people who were in the. audience had their prefrontal cortexes. fully developed, but they don't. They're. talking to like young girls in states.

that like likely want to find community. amongst their peers and are like turning. to these things that are really just. telling them to submit and give up your. career and. don't work and don't aspire to be. anything and just like you don't want a. credit card. It's the type of woman that. say like women shouldn't vote. >> Yeah, in this movement they because I'm. familiar with these types of women. The. number one thing they teach their. children from a very young age is to be. a virgin. So, they're talking about sex.

to these, you know, elementary school. aged people. And I've said it once and. I'll say it again, purity culture sets. the psychological soil for rape culture. Because these teens don't understand. when they once they become from children. to teens and they actually have hormones. and they're masturbating and they want a. French kiss and might go to first or. second base. They're told it's evil and. horrible and awful. So, nobody's ever. taught them about consent. Nobody's. taught them that this is normal. And so, that's why you have this completely.

toxic movement that's so sex obsessed. and like. just complete yet dangerous and they're. just all degenerate. Like Erica Kirk is. a total degenerate. Like she is grifting. off of people in the most insidious way, which is using their faith to curry. favor with them and then they feel like, oh, I'm going to be so close with JC if. I, you know, buy this ticket for Erica. Kirk. >> It's so much Jesus talk, too. And this. whole event is also being bankrolled by.

like Netanyahu. Like one of their main. funders and like sponsors on the top of. the ticket is Birthright Israel. So, and like when you look at their other. events, I went to Kirkchella, which is. like their Turning Point I call it that, Their AMFest thing at the end of last. year, and that was bankrolled by the. NRA. So, it's like. read the room, you guys. Your founder. was offed by what? A gun. And now you're. like taking that money and then crying. in public when like one shows up at an. event you're at. Like, be so real. >> Well, you know, this group, the. Evangelical Christians, are the most.

co-opted group on the planet. They the. NRA, like you said, completely can. pick them up, mail them MAGA, and also. Vladimir Putin. And then this is the. first I mean, does this surprise me? Netanyahu knows that Evangelical. Christians have apocalyptic dreams for. Jews. And it is the Israel you know, the. Jews need to be in Israel in order for. the rapture to come. And then their plan. for Jewish people is then to send them. to hell if they don't immediately. convert.

And Netanyahu, Putin, the NRA, and. Trump, they all know how easy it is to. manipulate these people, but so does. Erica Kirk. And so did Charlie Kirk. >> Yeah, I mean, Erica Kirk. spineless. And from the moment her. husband was offed, she's been on this. whirlwind blissful media tour. We're. coming up on the trial date. It starts. July 6th, and there's going to be. cameras in the courtroom. So, I'm. gearing up for like the show of a. lifetime cuz we've seen this Vegas. residency style tour where she's like on. every talking to every microphone that.

she can find and selling everyone. something, whether it's like submit to a. man and like pick up his dirty undies. and like do whatever he wants or like. a who knows what's next. >> So, it's going to be televised, the. trial? >> Yes. >> Let's just discuss I want to look at. Erica's face and then I want to talk. about the look at Erica's face during. this. Kylie, will you will you put that. up? So, look at her. She's about to die laughing and then she. realizes, oh [ __ ] I have to act. Drewski really nailed her, but let's.

talk about. >> She really nailed her. >> Let's talk about this. So, her MAGA. if. >> you send your kids to if you live in a. city, a blue city, your kids going to be. a trans blue-haired terrorist, left-wing, you know, antifa extremist. And much to my surprise, the shooter of Charlie Kirk. white. lived around all white people. >> Mhm. >> MAGA parents. >> Utah.

>> Utah, Mormon, MAGA Although MAGA has. just declared a war on Mormons, which. >> Ooh, tea. >> I'm [ __ ] loving it. It's delicious. Yeah, it's great. I'm I'm living for it. But um uh. by their logic, the shooter should have. been completely a perfect Christian as. as Erica Kirk would say, white male man. >> Mhm. >> And then a white male man, not the. United States Postal Service, but the. kills her husband. And did you know the.

other creator of um Turning Point, he. died of COVID? >> What? No. >> Yeah. >> Who's that? >> Charlie Kirk had this 70-something year. old guy that funded him. And he that you know, they were all. about. >> pickleball guy? >> Different guy. He's like. >> Mysterious deaths all around. >> I know. So. So he's like we have to have guns and. nobody should take a vaccine. So the two. things that they advocated for killed. them. >> Funny. >> Yeah, if the 70-year-old would have had. the vaccine, he probably would have.

lived. And Charlie Kirk, you know, gets. shot by a white MAGA kid while he is. being a racist on a Utah campus. >> Crazy how that works out. And I loved. how like they instantly jumped to like. the bullets were trans, the gun was. trans. Like they were just like spewing. anything. And then you know, I try to. not subscribe to the conspiracy theorist. stuff because it's not really productive. and it gets a little too MAGA-y. But. those text messages, the exchange. between Tyler Robinson, allegedly, and. his like roommate trans lover I just.

feel like those are like two small town. cops like writing something and they're. like, "Let's write it how the kids would. talk." and then like pop it into chat. GPT. >> Here's the thing. I don't think it's. conspiratorial. to think that Kash Patel is a liar. >> Oh, yeah. >> And I don't think it's conspiratorial to. think that Stephen Miller, the. aforementioned Nazi, which I will. continue to call him that, Katie. >> That's what he is. >> Uh-huh. That Stephen Miller, Donald. Trump, Kash Patel, and all of the other.

sycophants were like, "It has to be a. trans. We have to make it this. This is. our Reichstag fire moment." You know, like they wanted it to be something like. in Nazi Germany where they were able to. then erode civil liberties. And I just I. don't buy any of it. I don't buy the. bullets. I don't buy any of it and. I just don't think these people have. garnered our trust. >> No. >> I don't think I think they would do. anything on the planet to cook the. books. I think the fix is in. And they.

have to they have to fake their support. because they their leader is um. basically a really bad drag queen. And. these are the people that drone on and. on and on about gay people and drag and. all this [ __ ] It's just like. >> They're obsessed. >> Yeah, they're obsessed. >> Happy pride to them. >> [laughter]. >> Like, for real. It's it's it's nutty and. I'm really curious what's going to come. out in this trial because Erica Kirk. demanded the cameras. And the defense. was actually like, "You've been on a. willful media tour." And she was quiet. for a couple of days because it was like. maybe she's finally like kind of. adhering to like the not gag order but.

gag suggestion of just like shut up and. chill for a couple minutes. But no, because she's popping up doing these. things left and right. So, it's really. sauce. I'm curious what's going to. happen next and like. what she's going to be like in the. courtroom environment. >> Why do you think she demanded the. cameras? >> Because she wants the show. Everything's. a show. She wants to sell something. But. also, I don't think it's going to work. out favorably for her unless it's all, you know, rigged in the back end because. if you're going to take advantage of. anywhere, and it's going to be like a. small town in Utah, rinky-dink, whatever. So, it's it's going to be.

fascinating. And she also invoked her. right to her victim's advocate right to. a speedy trial, which is something that. doesn't exist for victims except in. Utah. So, all my like attorney friends are. like, "That's not a thing." Because it's. usually reserved for the defendant. because they have a right to a speedy. trial, but she invoked it. She wanted to. She was like, "Let's get the show on the. road." Which is crazy to me because if. somebody ever harms somebody I loved, the last thing I would want is like a. rushed trial. Like she's like, "Let's.

pack it up. Let's get this moving." So, it just doesn't make any sense. It just. like defies everything we know about. being a person and how people think and. grieve, and it's something's up. >> I mean, and don't you think it's. fascinating that nobody in the MAGA. movement has said one thing about gun. control? >> Well, it's such a preventable death. It's so preventable. I I hated seeing. him shot. I did not like that. >> No, awful. >> I think he was racist. I think he preyed. on young, open-minded people who'd been.

spiritually abused by their parents and. their churches. But, that being said, I don't I hate. violence. I abhor guns. I think he. should be alive. >> Yeah, I mean, like for somebody I. fundamentally disagreed with, like. seeing that did not want to see that. That was graphic. Do Nobody deserves to. die like that and in such a graphic, public way. Horrible. And at the same. time, what are we going to do about it? Like. And also, like let's address the. elephant in the room. It's mostly men. We have a male gun violence problem.

They use it on their partners. They use. it in intimate settings. They use it in. schools. Like maybe men should start in. prison and have to kind of earn their. way out with like [laughter] references. or something. Because like the the data. overwhelmingly shows that. Like we've. lost our privilege as a country. We got. to clean it up. I don't I don't like. reacting in a certain way when I hear a. a boom. Right. And like if you friends. come down from Canada ever, they're like. on edge constantly because they're like, "Y'all just are toting guns everywhere.". >> you were like some mother in France and. your kid was like, "I want to go study.

in the United States." Wouldn't you be. like, "No, you're not going.". >> No, absolutely not. >> You're absolutely not going to a school. >> far away from this Eric Kirk's show. >> [laughter]. >> You're not going to Turning Point. Um. what do you make of the fact that both. the killer uh alleged killer of Charlie. Kirk and the uh alleged assassin of. Donald Trump, Thomas Crooks, that. there's really no. stories about them. You know, like. anytime anybody has been.

shot or there's been some dramatic crime. like this, the media are all interviewing the. neighbor, the person that served them. coffee, the person that used to see him. walk across the street. They would just. dig up anything about them. And I've. been I was waiting like, "Oh, I can't. wait to watch all the exposés on this. Mormon killer, this maga Mormon killer.". >> They're not They're nonexistent. >> It's very bizarre. I mean. >> Right? Because usually there's like a. long extensive manifesto and like a.

paper trail and signs and there was none. of that. So, it's it's giving something else, something bigger. And even. what's-his-face um came out and said the. former FBI guy said that he didn't he. was willing to testify in defense of. Tyler Robinson because he didn't believe. he acted alone and that there was likely. foreign interference or foreign. adversaries involved potentially, but he. didn't have the opportunity to. investigate that. And then we have Kash. Patel like drunk at the wheel like.

saying he's going to handle it. >> Did you hear when they landed with Kash, he was demanding an FBI jacket and they. couldn't find one and so they finally. cuz he's so little, they had to go grab. it off of a woman FBI agent to get cuz. he wanted a rage jacket. Kylie, will you. please Google Kylie to find out for us? And whatever it is, I'm sure we have to. reduce. Okay, I want to move along with. these women at the. MAGA Turning Point [ __ ] show. Here's.

Savannah Faith Stone. Let's play the. clip. >> as. we have completely reversed God's. design. Instead, what society should. look like is this. God is above everything. The man listens. directly to God. The woman listens to. her husband because he follows God, and. the woman is stomping on the head of the. serpent. >> What is. What is this? >> like why is she in like a white lace. dress? What [laughter] a choice. It's. like It's like her wedding rehearsal.

dress, but like make it clubby kind of. I don't know. They're so fixated on. trans people. They're so fixated on the. gays. It's like I don't think about. as a hetero woman, I don't think about. women having sex all day. I definitely. don't think about young girls having sex. and like private parts. So, it's like. it's seems like they have a fixation and. they want to control everything and that. they have a lot of suppressed. everything. But, it's it's really. dangerous that they're out here. preaching to the choir in the Bible Belt. telling these young kids how to live. Like if it was just a freak show meet up.

of like adult women consenting, sure, go. to town. Like have your little cult. But, like I just find it really. upsetting that children are involved. >> It's really creepy cuz they are they. prey on children both intellectually, emotionally, and now we know from the. Epstein files yeah, MAGA fully supports. sexual predation on children. But, I want to ask you about these women that. go to this. I I tend to think that a lot. of MAGA men like when you when Grindr's. crashing at Charlie Kirk's funeral in.

the Republican National Mission. But, I. also believe that there could be some. secret scissoring going on at these. things. I mean, I just like Erica Kirk, I. I get What do What do the lesbians. think? Could Could y'all see that? >> Is that a. My producer. >> Or at least bisexual. >> Yeah, how tall is Cash? >> Uh he claims to be 5'9". >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> Yep. >> Not a shot in hell. >> Okay, so but so there was this woman in.

um Florida, and her name is Bridget, and. she was the Moms of Liberty president. And she and her husband like to have a. menage a trois with another member of. the Moms of Liberty. >> Mhm. >> And the husband, of course, you know, would watch them scissor and do all this. stuff. Although Kylie says scissoring is. not a real thing. It's just fun for me. to say. >> fun to say. >> Any. >> [clears throat]. >> Anyway, uh then the husband, of course, got cuz they don't understand consent, then he sexually assaulted the third. member of the menage a trois. Meanwhile,

these people are full-blown Trumpers, full-blown MAGA thumpers, big supporters. of Governor Kitten Heels, which is what. I call DeSantis cuz he wears the. >> Oh my god, do you remember the white. boots moment? >> Yes, the Governor Kitten Heels. >> What a gay great gay Halloween. >> [laughter]. >> costume that would be. Or like a pride. costume. >> Yeah, but I just think at these at these. events, I think that there's probably I. think that there's just so much. suppressed sexuality. And I'm not saying. they're gay or what have you. I agree. that when somebody is so consumed with. sex all the time, whether it be gay sex,

trans sex, lesbian sex, scissoring, what. have you, I think when you constantly. are talking about the sex lives of other. people, there's something going deeply. going on. And And if you think about it, as I mentioned, these kids I grew up. with in the Bible Belt, like 7 years. old, I'm going to be a virgin until I'm. married. Like, what the actual [ __ ]. >> Like God doesn't care. >> [laughter]. >> Like literally, I don't think God cares. Like they translated this Bible from. like what language? You know, and.

they're interpreting it in such a way. It's. it's a stretch. And also like. who cares? Like I don't I grew up Roman. Catholic because um from this area and. they're like if you're Italian you do. this and like it just in case you have. to get married in a church or something. So I'm like, "Okay." But I remember just. like always arguing with them. I was. like, "Why does it matter? Why does this. What does this have to do with. anything?" Because. like I don't really want like God in the. room with me when I'm like doing my. thing with like. >> [laughter]. >> They just feels like they've got a lot.

to hide and a lot of fixations and also. this is a group that is like. anti-consent. and like they don't believe in. um. like. you can rape your partner when you're in. a marriage. Like it's just like very. violent and dark. >> It's weird. And speaking of like dark. [ __ ] you remember when um Congressman. uh Bob uh Boebert was in the theater. watching Beetlejuice and she was sucking. on a vape giving a hand job? >> Yes. >> Right. So she's a big family values MAGA.

thumper and now she has uh responded. to Thomas Massie. Let's play the clip. >> You, first of all. I If you're going to. bring me into this, like this sexist. stuff is like out of control. So there's. your clickbait that you were looking. for. And like I don't I don't want to. talk about anybody's exes and their. crazy that they do. >> So she says, you know, "Fuck you." Um. she responds to affair allegations with. Thomas Massie and the question was asked.

by a Fox News reporter. I'm so proud of. them. >> Yeah, let's get it. >> They hate Massie so they're like doing. it. But like Lauren Boebert, you're so. close. Like sexism is real. Let's like. unpack that a little bit further. Let's. go a little bit further with that. because like. she's clearly like a freaky gal if she's. getting off to Beetlejuice in a public. theater. That's a kink. >> Exhibitionist, yeah. >> and then like also I love that the like. reports of that was she was like puffing. her vape and like. wasted and like was it her boyfriend, whoever. It's like you actually ride for.

these things. Now like stop being such. an [ __ ] about it. Like. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, and then we have Marjorie Taylor. Greene receiving stem cell treatments in. Mexico. Play the clip. >> Uh well, I'm getting an. um stem cell treatment today. Not bad. She's pretty good. So, we're going to. Mexico getting a stem cell IV, which is. absolutely incredible and healthy. And. this is something that you can't get in. the United States, unfortunately,

uh because our FDA and our government. won't let us, but they should. So, I. highly recommend this and I'm very. excited for the great health benefits. >> I love that she is now a woman of the. people highly recommending that the. people in her rural district in Georgia. fly to Mexico and buy stem cell stuff. because the only reason that that [ __ ]. even has any money is because she. knocked me over with a feather. She's a. lot smarter than I gave her credit. She. figured out how to insider trade. She's. worth like $20 million.

>> god. >> Yeah, is it Kylie we look that up? The I. think it's $20 million. >> be on a plane to Turkey get that little. nip and tuck. >> [laughter]. >> If I was her. >> Or or Korea or South Korea. >> Yeah, anywhere. >> Yeah. >> Well, it's like, okay, so you do believe. in science. You do believe in health. care, but I if I was a Mexican doctor, nurse, whatever injecting her, I would. have had a little bit of fun probably. Like who knows if it was really stem. cell. >> Yeah, exactly cuz she's such a bigot. I. mean, we have to remember that. Okay, and then lastly, we have an excerpt from.

J.D. Vance's new book um. about his fourth kid. Pop this up. So, he says, "For years, I had asked Usha to. have another baby, and for years, she. had told me she was done, especially now. that public service had elevated us into. the national spotlight. But something changed for Usha, and not. long after we buried my friend, she. became pregnant with our fourth child, a. boy. So, is he saying that like.

they got horny after Charlie Kirk's. death? >> It reads in such a way, and she like. helped him write this book, allegedly, or the ghostwriter, whoever did it. >> Yeah. >> But like ew, I don't know. Oh, that got. you off, J.D. Vance? And I I still don't. buy that she did not have a little egg. in storage and just pop it in. >> Yeah. >> Because I just can't see I don't want to. picture those two like going vertical, but like I just also can't see it. >> I can't I can't either. I.

>> She always looks like a hostage victim. whenever she speaks in the in the. podcast. She has the book reading. podcast where she's like this lawyer. from Yale, but like sounds out. children's books better than Melania, at. least, but. It's just a mess. >> You know Melania is missing? >> Yes. >> She's not been seen in public in 3. weeks. Ever since her friend called her a. hooker. >> She's going to come back, and it's like. going to be somebody with like a. different jawline or ears or teeth. Like. it's going to not be her. >> Ew. >> You know her friend called her a hooker.

>> Yeah, I saw that. >> Yeah. >> I wish I I buy it. Like obviously, she. wasn't here Lady Einstein on like an. Einstein visa. We know that much to be. true. My One of my friends who's a. former sex worker subscribes to the. theory that she is a dominatrix, and. then she's like if you just watch the. way she walks, if you watch the way she. kind of like moves through things, like. that is her strength and skill, which I. think is an interesting take that I. would probably subscribe to, but also. like you have to. >> what? Let's go down that rabbit hole.

Okay, think about the Meet the Press. that we just had. >> Mhm. >> Where Kristen Welker is like challenging. Trump, and he got excited. Like his face. turned beet red. He looked alive. I. mean, all we've seen for last months on. end is this man like the stroke victim. and sawing logs, so bored to death. >> Couch potato. >> He was so excited that Kristen Welker. challenged him. He got excited. he threw. his microphone on the floor, he stood. up, stepped on it, and stormed off. And. he looked alive for the first time. I. can totally see this. And then in the.

Melania documentary, I haven't seen it, but I did see this clip, where when. she's like, "Good night, honey." And he. goes to his room, and she goes to her. room. I'm like, "Oh, she wants everyone. to know that she doesn't [ __ ] him.". Like, that's important for her. >> Yeah, Gavin brought it up in his book. that they have like two different beds. on Air Force One, too. They're like, "Do. not sleep." And I think she's on an. entirely different floor. >> She wants everyone to know she's not. [ __ ]. >> to make that really clear. But I also. think like, you know, she's she's loving. the role, but it's going to be.

interesting if she does come out, and. people are probably going to keep a. close eye on her and like, has she been. replaced? Just like another. >> Three weeks she's missing. So you're. saying plastic surgery? >> I think No, I think that like she might. be offed, and like. I don't know, that could be a theory. Like she's offed, and then they like. just replace her. Cuz you Have you heard. those like bizarre rumors? I don't. subscribe to these, but they're fun. The. Avril Lavigne that like Avril Lavigne. died, and then they replaced her with. somebody else, and they're all Have you. guys heard those? >> I'm sure my illegal stuff has, yeah. >> I think I think that they she might be,

you know, she maybe she took a tumble. off a tall hill or something, and now. they're going to pop up with another. Eastern European woman, because probably. can't be that hard to manufacture a. Melania, you know? >> Right. Yeah, I mean, I could see it, but. I also think she's humiliated because of. that Amanda Ungaro. accusation. Cuz remember she did the. offensive press conference. >> immediately. >> played offense. And everybody was like, "What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] doing? What. Why is she talking about?" It was kind. of out of the clear blue sky. Well, because Amanda was over there tweeting,

and nobody really followed her, and. she's like, "Look, [ __ ] I had to go to. ICE, and did I mean, and Melania, what a. shitty friend she was." I mean, and. stupid. >> Mhm. >> Because now, like. cuz it's just not that hard of a thought. pattern to get to the fact that Melania, of course she was introduced by Jeffrey. Epstein. How did she get over here? I'm. not buying that she speaks seven. languages because we've never heard. >> her really string together a sentence in. English. >> Right. Right.

>> Remember when she tried to read the. Christmas book and the kids were like, is she okay? That was crazy. That was. crazy material. But yeah, when anytime. she gets onto a into a microphone. willingly, it's like something's up and. I didn't think it was a secret. I. thought it was like public knowledge. that like obviously she came here with. Epstein. Like I knew that there was ties to Paolo. and. >> So so here's the deal. This is my. understanding. So Amanda and Paolo. are in a relationship. Paolo is the.

cover. So Donald Trump Melania are like, you say that you introduced us so that. Melania has cover from being a hooker. So Paolo is like, okay. So Paolo and. Amanda have this baby together and. Amanda's in on it. And like they weren't. just like friends. Like they're at the. inauguration. They're at the White. House. They're yeah, they're flying on, you know, Trump Force. >> Whatever. >> Whatever. They're all the stuff. And so. then Paolo and Amanda are breaking up.

and there's a custody battle and this. guy is such a dick. He calls probably. Stephen Miller. That's is just my. assuming or Trump. They're like, deport. Amanda so that I can keep my kid. And. the Trumps throw Amanda in ice custody. for like three months she's in there. The father of her child and the Trumps, the family values people. And then that. she's like, hell hath no fury Melania. I'm telling all. So she's kind of like. tweeting this [ __ ] from Brazil. So she. finally ends up back in her home country.

of Brazil and that's when Melania, being. a narcissist as she is, thinks everybody. is in on this, you know, this one girl. that's tweeting which tells you I just. think every denial with MAGA is an. admission. >> Yeah, I mean, I thought it was I like I. said, I thought it was public knowledge. that Melania was like clearly an escort. because this Einstein visa, yeah, right. [laughter] And then. obviously like I mean, we saw also. Caroline Leavitt like had her. the mother of her godson deported. >> Yes. >> And it's like they're not just getting.

deported, they're getting sent to. violent internment camps where we know. God, what the [ __ ] is happening like. Delaney and all these Dilly, it's a. nightmare. So that's a violent act and. >> And think about like, you know, Caroline. Leavitt with her cross and how she. Christian signals all the time. And then. she does that kind of [ __ ] It's so. disgusting. These These Maga women that. are carrying water for the patriarchy, I. mean, are just Here's my thing, I hate. this phrase, women supporting women. I. hate that because I will never support.

those women ever, but I think women. supporting the women's women's. advancement is something I can say, but. women supporting women, those [ __ ]. are trying to drive us back to like. shackles. >> No, they have to earn our respect and. they haven't done that. Like Caroline. Leavitt, you're married to your. landlord, literally, who's [laughter]. like she's now closer in age to her. newborn baby than she is to her baby. daddy. And it's like just be serious,

Caroline Leavitt, like you also love. your job, you're terrible at it, you. just go up there in your Amazon blazer. or something and like yell at everyone, Kayleigh McEnany all day. It's just so. bizarre, but my favorite was when she. went on her little maternity moment and. they were like J.D. Vance, you're you're. first up on deck to like step into that. role because they you know that they. don't respect her. And that you know that that was like a. dick to him, which I. >> Oh, they love to ratfuck. Donald Trump's number one thing right. now is ratfucking J.D. Vance and I'm. here for it and we are now we have moved.

on to Marco Rubio ratfuck watch because. it's coming. >> [snorts]. >> cuz Trump is never going to go, "Oh, here Marco. Here is the mega movement. You can have it cuz I'm a big boy and I. am a decent person. I'm going to say, 'Hey, carry this on.'". He has already successfully rat [ __ ]. J.D. Vance and he just continues to do. some of it just for spite. Soon he will. be moving on to little Marco and we. intend to cover it. So, I'll watch your. coverage on your show of the trial, which sounds.

>> T. It's going to be so good. We don't know. what like what is going to happen. It's. going to be crazy. I can't. wait. >> All right, tell my listeners how to. follow you, how to watch your trial. coverage, your podcast, your YouTube. channel, all of it. >> You can find me across social. I am I am. Lauren P. Lauren like Lorena and I'm the. Lauren Preacher Show on Spotify, Apple. Podcast, iHeart, YouTube, wherever you. get podcasts. Follow along. We talk a lot of [ __ ]. about Katie Maloney and Erica Girardi. >> Oh, I love it. I love I can't wait for.

your trial coverage. Are you going to. cover their wardrobes, too? >> Oh my god, every every detail. I'm going. to be like locked in. I was like clear. the schedule. This is our Super Bowl cuz. it's going to be so. >> Are you going to live stream? >> Oh yeah. It's going to be so sideways. [laughter]. and it's actually like it starts on my. birthday and I was like, "Thank you, universe.". >> Will you bring me in as a guest? >> Yeah, of course. I would love to hop on. the stream. >> Yeah, let's talk a little [ __ ]. >> Okay. That would be the dream. >> Oh my god, it's going. >> never asked. [laughter]. >> Okay. All right, that's all we have. We'll see you all later.

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