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As always, Donald Trump is laser-focused. on helping the American people, not his. criminal algae or his new plane. Haha, just kidding. He's absolutely focused on. what everybody can do for him. And so, today is the inaugural flight of the. hand-me-down used jet given to him by. the government of Qatar. A billion. dollars worth of refurbishment paid for. by the American taxpayer. And here he is.

talking about it. >> This is the. first flight. of what I think is maybe the greatest. commercial plane ever built. I said to Boeing, "What's the best one?". They said, "This is the best plane ever. built. And you're going to have the privilege. of flying it, and I have a privilege. also of flying it.". >> Yeah, and you can see Demers in the. background. He's on the inaugural. flight. Here's the thing. He has to say everything's the greatest. of all time. At the end of the day, I. want people to know this is used. The.

government of Qatar used it, and then. when they were done with it, they used. it to corrupt a very easily corruptible. president. What a dick. I mean, he just. he never ceases to amaze me how he does. not give a [ __ ] about what's going on. with Americans. >> Also, Pumps, you brought up that this. cost the taxpayers like a billion. dollars to refit it, the security that. they had to put in it. I also read um. from the Wall Street Journal that the. Air Force had to build a custom um.

hangar to fit this thing that cost like. 320 million dollars. So, just tack that. on our bill. >> Yeah, so like 1.5 billion dollars all. in. And he wants to keep it after he. leaves office and not pay taxes on it. >> Well, and this gift from Qatar came at. the same time that the Trump. Organization pledged to commit 5.5. billion dollars to a golf resort in. their country. Not only that, but Donald.

Trump is keeping this, Jed, once he. leaves office. Uh, you know, allegedly he's. >> During the Remember during the campaign. all he did was [ __ ] about he needed a. better plane. >> Well, yeah, do you [ __ ] about your. first one? >> He used Epstein's plane. >> He used Epstein's plane for campaign. events. >> Allegedly he's not he's not going to be. using it to fly around when he leaves. office. It's going to his presidential. library, which is another grift that.

American taxpayers will pay for because. his presidential library will not be a. library, it will be a hotel, according. to him. So, he will be charging people. to stay there and making money off of. that. >> Here's the deal, Ryan. I want him to get. to keep the plane, and I want it to be. parked in the federal prison that he. spends [laughter] the remainder of his. pathetic. life. That's what I want. Here and. here's the thing. We know he doesn't. give a [ __ ] about anything but himself, but he doesn't even try to hide it. He.

doesn't even try to hide it. And here is. his fat ass Ozempic doesn't work for me. spokesperson, Steven Cheung, with the. comment. >> So, Steven posts maiden voyage on the. new Air Force One, and it's all of them, and you can tell that the plane looks. extremely nice, but I wanted to zoom in. and show you look who's on the plane. with him. It is his hospice. nurse/mistress, Natalie Harp. >> Depending on which side of the internet, hospice nurse, human printer, who is she.

I mean, they're together 24/7, and I. pity her. I really do. Caroline Leavitt. leaving her brand new baby, the queen of. the child wives. Oh, you should have as. many babies as you want. Of course, she's on the plane, even though she had. full 3 months paid family medical leave. as an employee of the federal. government, but she came back early, and. I can only assume that the baby demanded. it. >> Well, and Stephen Miller's on there, too, with his new baby at home.

>> Well, he's so full of love, joy, and. laughter. >> I will say this is the first time I've. ever seen him smile. >> Look how like. >> The [snorts] hospice nurse is taller. than he is. >> Well, that's not a shock. >> Speaking of the hospice nurse, so Ryan, there's like rumors we've been wondering. if maybe they're sleeping together or. what the situation is. We know she's a. hospice. >> them. I know you It's not possible. >> So, the internet is running wild with. these rumors that she truly is like his. hospice nurse. And we have a little.

montage here. Everywhere you see Trump, if you just. look right behind him or right next to. him, you'll see Natalie. And I want to. point out. something interesting. So, here's Trump. at his golf course. There's Natalie with. the bag. She always has. this really large like supply bag with. her when she's with him. >> I told you it's wipes. >> This was from this weekend, I believe. Large bag. I I think you're right, Pumps. I think. that it is his diaper bag.

>> The bag was huge. >> it's diapers, wipes, a change of. clothes, fresh tighty whities, makeup, makeup, probably hair stuff. I mean, as bad as he looks, as. ridiculous as he looks, you can see you. know, when he doesn't have makeup on and. everything, he looks profoundly worse. I. mean, which I'm not going to say. anything. I look worse without makeup, too. But, he It takes a lot to get that. [ __ ] looking as bad as he does. >> Pumps, really quick. So, you do not.

think there's Viagra in that supply bag. in that diaper bag? >> think it matters if there's Viagra in. the supply bag. He cannot get blood to. his dick. It is a medical impossibility. I'm not a doctor, but I have eyes. He. cannot get the blood rushing fast enough. to get a hard-on. I And I just don't. believe that he's remotely interested in. pleasing a woman. I dare say he probably. never has. There've been a lot of fake. orgasms thrown his way in his lifetime.

>> Well, speaking of. Speaking of, we've got Melania up next. Pause if you want to queue it up. >> [laughter]. >> What's going on with Melania? She's just. >> MAGA has turned against her. So, MAGA. finds a new target of anti-trans fury, Melania Trump. The first lady appeared. to defend trans people in the wake of a. Supreme Court ruling. So, I thought her. response to this ruling on trans. athletes in sports was.

really interesting. Um. she says, quote, "As many of you may. know, I fully support the LGBTQIA+. community. It's very woke of her to use. the. >> Yeah. >> But, we must also ensure that our female. athletes are protected and respected.". She goes on to say, "America, we can. support the rights of the LGBTQIA+. community and also protect opportunities. for female athletes. Both ideals are. essential.".

I just You cannot. say that you support the LGBTQIA+. community. and support this president. The ideas. they. just are not compatible with one. another. So, I call complete [ __ ] on. this. It is interesting, though. We have a. couple of the tweets from some of these. people. So, one of them says, "Enough of this virtue signaling BS and. bowing to the degenerate mob. Deport.

her." And then, this other guy quotes. her. >> to everything. Deport. >> Deport her. >> Right. [laughter] Right. >> And then, this other guy says, "Well, we. can support the rights of the LGBTQIA+. community, and also protect. opportunities for female athletes. And. he says, "MAGA is to the left of Bill. Clinton.". >> Okay, that Joe Biden is the one that. doesn't want women to vote or work. outside the home. And put that back up, Kylie, cuz there's a very important. thing that Ryan very erroneous.

erroneously left out. After her. statement, there's a dash, and it says, "Melania. >> [laughter]. >> Melania. number one New York Times bestseller, page 156." So, that tells me this is not. a new statement. She wrote this in her. book. Here's the thing. She also, if you'll. remember, after the Dobbs decision, when we lost. rights in red states,

she put in a very milquetoast way. that she supported a woman's right to. choose. But, here's the deal. You have. the ear, and very possibly share a bed, although. you've gone to great lengths to make. sure nobody thinks you share a bed with. Donald Trump, that you could tell him. the damage that is being done to the. LGBT LGBTQIA+. community and to women in red states. But, you don't. You sit there and you. take money and you grift just like he.

does. May I remind you. that she also has a meme coin? Like, this woman is every bit the grifter. And. her son is big buddies with Andrew. [ __ ] Tate. Like, this woman is not a. champion of rights for the minority of. people. That's just That's complete and. utter [ __ ]. >> Um if I may, back to the New York Times. number one bestseller, Melania, I just have a stat that I have to read.

It says Vanity Fair reported first week. sales for Melania were around 85,000. copies. Compare that to Michelle Obama's. Becoming in its first week, which was. 636,696. Yeah. That's called a dunk. And here's the deal. I'm sure the book. is every bit as awful and boring as the. movie. That's my guess. >> In the movie, it was reported that I. believe she made $10 million off of the.

movie. I think that was the number I. heard. >> 15. I saw two different figures. >> Yeah. >> She's every bit as a bigger grifter as. him. >> Yeah, and it's the Yeah. >> These MAGAs Okay. Okay. So, Melania, enough. You're the worst. Do we have. somebody that made just the best comment. we've ever heard about Melania? >> We do have someone. We have Melania. Trump's senior advisor, Mark Beckman. >> Well, you know, Mark, that the Trump. accounts are great. Uh my daughter's. Trump account will be depositing. starting this weekend. I'm excited about.

that. But, tell us why Fostering the. Future became an extension of that. program, and why this was important to. the first lady. >> Well, look, you mentioned it. This is. the most active, the most productive, the most um direct vision for a first. lady, I think, in history of America. [laughter]. On the private sector side, it's kind of. interesting, Bo, right? The country in. >> [laughter]. >> He said with the straight face.

>> [laughter and snorts]. >> WHAT A [ __ ]. He said that with the straight face, which tells me he kind of believes it. She's the most productive? That was my. favorite. >> Also, she is like the lowest. favorability ranking of a first lady, I. think, in history. >> History. Yeah, and she doesn't even live. at the White House. How active can she. be? >> She doesn't do jack [ __ ] That's why. Natalie Harp is was to work her ass off.

and follow around. I wish Jennifer was. here so she could go, "Fuck Christmas." I can't do the accent. like she does. Either one of you want to. try it? >> I can't do it. >> It wouldn't be a good sport. Lani Trump sucks. Donald Trump sucks. Steven Chang is the only person that I. know that uses Ozempic and is not. getting thinner. This is who your. leaders are. All right, please like, subscribe. We'll be back with more news. >> [music].